EITM: Real Men Of Gentleness 11/7/25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is more of a character test.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
A character test.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, it's not a game where you're going to be competing.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well the Diane's lucky, Diane's lucky.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
You may find that you're challenging yourself to figure out
if you are a true gentleman.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, the answer is yes.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
The answer your hypothesis going into this is yes, I.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Think I'm a gentleman. Seriously, what where am I not?
A gentleman?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Farts on the air sixty times a day?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
That was First of all, that's not true. That's not true.
That's not true. You think I fart in here sixty.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Times a day?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, I was exaggerated.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well that's why. No, no, no, no, no, but that's
no no. But that's how that's how. That's how bad
things can start, is I.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Don't do the rumors get started.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes, you're exactly right, So you'd be like you for
sixty times a day. Then I got to hear people
going like, why do you fart so much? I don't.
I bet I haven't farted it in here audibly.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yet audibly, my point being, well, you can't choke.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
One in the.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
General consensus would be a gentleman would not do that.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Fart, Yes, a gentleman.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Who's who's in the presence of others? Who that's not
especially audible audibly.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who that I might give you that.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Who's the most general, like who is the poster child
for being a gentleman?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, just in general, like if you were to say,
give me a give me a mental image of somebody
who would be a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Clooney guarantee you he farts. Guarantee King Charles.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Not with the royal family. Well, if farting comes up
in this quiz and you answer honestly, we'll see. Okay,
the person who produced it or put it together thinks
that that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
But then Diane, But Diane can't take the quiz.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe she can uh sort of be the meter determining
whether or not you're telling the truth.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, that's fine, or well, Dian would only data gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or suggest what she thinks the answer should be. See
you have food dangling out of your mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm sorry, Clooney doesn't eat.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
He doesn't talk with his mouthful.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I bet he does. All right, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Question one right now?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, never mind? Yeah, well, no, how does it? I
don't know how it works?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
It scores you at the end.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, no, I'm saying do I have to do? I
just shout it out.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, there's three choices.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What's in your mouth, Diane, food, thank you sandwich?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
There'll be three choices. Okay, you pick the one you think.
He is multiple choice representing your answer. Don't try to
answer what you think they want you to say.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, for my shelf.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's trying to determine if you're a true gentleman.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm answering for myself, not what I think the right
answer is.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's important.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Right, by the way, the right.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Answer and answering for myself will probably be the same
question Number one.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is a doozy. Writing thank you letters is attired
and achronism only for those under ten at Christmas, or
to be done promptly and pithy. B it's only for
the under tens.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I mean if that's if I'm answering for me, the
real answer should be one nobody cares the but I
we we did make the boys write thank.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You notes for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Who is the best? Double low seven?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh wait, okay, all right, I would say the correct
answer is C in the thank you note question.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh so you want to give what you think the
correct answer is, especially in that one. Have Elliott score
at the end for those not tracking along. Okay, yeah,
hand's obviously right.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You don't know that.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, she's right.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, but don't.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't want him to now to try to guess
what he thinks the right answer is. That's why I
said he has to answer for him.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I am no.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
That's and I did because I told you I would
have said one is the right answer.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, you said you said b I said be because
we made the kids do it.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Who is the best double? Oh seven? Sean Connery, Roger
Moore or Pierce Brosnan. Okay, Elliott, Sean Connery, we can
hear the chewing. No you can't, Sean Connery.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I would choose that too, thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's Roger Moore, No way. Question three.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I went to the exhibit.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
When is it acceptable to be seen running in public
only on the weekend, whenever possible, or never with the
sole exception of apprehending a thief?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
When is it appropriate you can't run for exercise?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is it acceptable to be seen running in public whenever possible?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I don't care when you run.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You're going with whenever possible.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, there's no rule about being a gentleman as to
when you run.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You should never run.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What do you mean you should never run in public?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Are yeah? Are you throwing exercise out of it?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh wait no no, no running for a like a.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's even worse. What do you mean that's like you
might be running down the hallway at school.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You should do that all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You don't run in public?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yes, you do not?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
As it true, gentlemen, the only two choices of this one,
so you have this.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I ran downes Ago.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Here's embarrassing when you see people run.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Done it.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I've done it too.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, I did it this morning. And go ahead.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
As I said on Blue Sky yesterday afternoon, mobile access
for the doors never fails when you're not rushing back
from the bathroom after the show. Good segue, because this
is a food question, I'm ready. How should you behave
with waiters again? You got a fifty to fifty chancer

(06:22):
two options. You've gotten none of them right so far.
Not to preview your final score. You should learn and
use their names, or you should keep the interaction to
the bare minimum.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Number one.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I talked to waiters all the time. And if they
say their name, like if they come over, they go hi,
I'm Cindy. I'll talk to him as Cindy. Maybe they
could be a man too. If it's a waiter, I'll
talk to him as Dave.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
That is your first right answer. Thank you, thank you, kissing,
thank you for continuing to chew only with tongue is
tawdry and unhygjien or is an essential skill?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Essential skill?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Which is the correct glass for drinking gin? A balloon
glass or a tumbler?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't know what a balloon glass is, so I'm
gonna sell.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Blue glasses are like a large wineglass for gin.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
No tumblr, I have a tumbler, jack and coke every day.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Do you agree with him that that is he's answered
for himself. But do you think that's the true gentleman?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I think it's the other one, the balloon glass.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
No way.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Wait, but a tumbler is like a turvis, right, yeah,
that's what I use.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, now the tumbler they want more. They're talking about
like a tall Rocks glass.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh, I don't use that, but I would use that
before I would use a balloon glass.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I ain't using that. I don't even know what that
is other than a wine glass.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
It looks like like like almost like a brandy sniffer.
Oh yeah, it's a larger Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Not for gen and tonic. Not for gen and tonic.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I also like him in a big Stanley.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Diane, you were wrong.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Elliott is right, Thank you, thank you, learn how to drink.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's quite the streaker on here? Isn't that three in
a row?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah? You know why? Perfect gentleman, Well, well, perfect, well,
perfect gentlemen. All right, next question, perfect gentlemen. Look, I'm
sitting erect.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Does a gentleman listen more than speaking or speak more
than listening?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wait? Say that again?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Does a gentleman listen more? Does a gentleman speak more?
Or it should be a perfect balance of both.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
You speak more, listen more?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No way, then nobody knows who you are. Speak more.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's listens more. Oh, we knew you were gonna get
that one wrong. I love this question because you get
on me all the time. Asking a restaurant to modify
a dish on their menu shows taste and refinement or
is an insult to the chef.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Taste in refinement?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Absolutely absolutely, I believe I'm buying the meal. Yeah, taste
and refine. Yeah, you're wrong, that's not an insult to
the chef. We've thought over that before, right, Well, then
go to a different chef. Excuse me, Mary, because that's
my waitress the I would like to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
No, I'm good at that. I'm good with that. I'm
good with that.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
When someone goes to college, it tells you most of
what you need to know about them. It is something
that you can use to create instant connections, or is
something you honestly don't care about at all.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh, I care instant connection.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I would say connection.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
You should not care about it at all?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Why I don't care if you went to college.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
And that's a very modern correct answer, because college just
doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, as much as it used to. Yeah,
I see that.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I bet that answer has evolved over the years.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, no, because I don't care if you went to college.
But if you did, let's connect.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Funny you didn't answer that way though.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's what I said. It's a connection.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Back to the plates which you are now holding. Someone
approaches you at a party holding a canopy tray.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Do you isn't that just finger food.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, it's like they'll put it on the little bread right, yeah,
oh yeah. You take a moment at the Hope.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Awards, they have like multiple people that walk around with
those it's called nerves.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, and a lot of times they'll see as if
they were a cab in New York.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Excuse me anyway, Yes, go ahead, You take a moment
to choose one that you like the look of. You
quiz them about what they are and how they were made.
Or you take the nearest one to you and politely
say thank you, and.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
B A and B C B.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
No, No, take the nearest one to you, insane thank
you number one?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
What if it what if it's slopping? Number two? What
if it's small?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The No?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I do like to ask a little bit, but A
like you just take the one that looks the best,
all right?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You know A and B are both wrong? Why because
you take the nearest one.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
No, if the tray is like this and you like
this one, take that one.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's a past or DIRV. It's not a you can
only have this one or.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Dir We did require Elliott to answer honestly no, and
I am I am answering honestly making scrambled or poached
eggs is best left to the professionals, or is your
go to fuss free meal.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
This is a hard one because I don't make eggs.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Or they let Diane answer this one for you or
not for you, but on your quiz go to that
is correct a true gentleman.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
A true gentleman knows how to make an egg.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
So you're gonna get credit for that one, thank you.
But it should have.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Been by the way, everybody knows how to poach an egg.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So you shouldn't that have been best left for the professor.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I don't know how to poach an egg, Yes you do. No,
I don't. I know how to make scrambled eggs. I
don't know how to poach an egg.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Number one, I bet you don't know how to scramble
eggs correctly, No, I bet you don't. The number two
is you don't know how to boil water, crack an
egg open and just drop it in.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It looks a little bit spooy.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I was gonna say, I've never desired a poached egg
at home.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Right, so.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I read for the next question.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, I'm crushing it.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Not really, you're being crushed. Which of these grooming products
is acceptable for a gentleman to use?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Wait say that again, which of.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
These grooming products is acceptable for a gentleman to use? Moisturizer,
hair gel or it's twenty twenty five? Anything goes?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh, so this is a modern one.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
This is the twenty twenty five gentlemen. I told you
that one. Answer definitely has evolved.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Here can I I want to answer two ways.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Of those great for you the last time.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, the only one I use is hair gel.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, but they're saying for it, not you. They say
for a gentleman. To you, Oh, anything goes, and your
fellow gentlemen. Yeah, I don't care anything goes, anything goes.
I'm not going to use it, but anything goes. Absolutely, Yeah,
it's definitely just moisturizer. No way, hair jail is not acceptable.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Really, I'm wearing it. How come not everything.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Goes because hair gail is not acceptable?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes it is. I don't wear moves.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, like any sort of product. Well, no, the question
said specifically hair gel. They singled out hair Oh why
don't wear gel?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
What do you wear?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Like some kind of balm or something? I don't know,
whatever it is. He's it's like poly d it's lay right,
lay Right's the name l A Y R I T E.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
What is the correct name of the equine sport?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh? Polo?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Is it racing?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Is it horse racing? Or is it the ggs?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
The g God, this isn't my answer, but like the
gg's is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Hey, let's go down to the grounds for some ggs. No,
it is horse racing. Yeah, wait, say it again, Say
it again?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
He said racing, horse racing or the GGS.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Horse racing, horse race.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's gonna be just racing and it is. Oh why
because the gg sounds like a Jordi term.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Wait, but why would you just call it racing? Racing?
Could be cars?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes, not for a true gentleman.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh, true gentlemen wouldn't like racing or car racing.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
You go to a Christmas party. Do you arrive late
to give the host more time to prepare? Do you
arrive promptly and know when to call it a night
a night? Or do you ensure you're the last person
to leave and only do so after helping with cleaning up?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, the no, I'm I'm promptly.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I think a gentleman would stay late and help clean
up zero chance.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
No. By the way, a gentleman wouldn't allow you to help.
Thank you. I'm gonna say b number two arrive promptly.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's correct, thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Like I'm not gonna be the first one there. But
I'm not rolling in late and I'm not helping you clean.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Eating on the go dot dot dot is a necessary
part of modern life, or is absolutely never to be done.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Part of normal life, part of normal life. If you
don't think Klooney's eating fries in a car, you're wrong,
part of Diane, part of normal life.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Check it.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, that is incorrect.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You're not supposed to be eating in your car.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Let me guess you're also running while you're eating.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Thee but who okay, go ahead, go ahead, Which is
you know what nobody wants to be a perfect gentleman.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
You know what nobody wants to date a perfect gentleman.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I love this, I'll date you. Which is the only
acceptable use of the word babe, babe as a term
of endearment or as a name for a sheep or pig.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh, I know what they're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I know what they're gonna say, And it's a term
of endearment.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
But they're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
No, it's only fooled the name of some kind of
wild law.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So you know you got that one wrong.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, but come on, So if if if I started
dating little if they said, if I start dating somebody,
who am I dating?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Give me some I'm dating Livy.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Done, I'm dating a true gentleman.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
And she says, oh, hey, babe, I'm supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
She is able to say that.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Oh so if I said to her, hey Livy, Hell,
hey babe, how are you.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
How is your day today? Eh? Eh? Why it's gross
your babe? Yes?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh no, not at all, babyface, babe SUTs.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Your companion ask you to carry her handbag.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Do so grudgingly, agree, happily, or politely decline?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
All A, I hate it? I hate it. Can you
hold my purse happily? How happily?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Do you think a true gentleman does holds a purse happily?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh, a true gentleman would never hold a purse.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, that's why you got the question wrong, Elliott, because
you agree happily.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
No, I'm still doing it. You're seeing the whites of
my eyes with a heavy hurrumph. I'll hold it Go ahead,
jack take a piss Sorry, go ahead, babe.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two questions left. What car does a true gentleman drive?
A land Rover, a Porsche, a Rolls Royce, or anything
but a Tesla.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Double r ros? Love them love them? Porsche could be
on there, true gentleman, true gentleman, Rolls Royce, abt anything
really no roy And.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Then the first question is full circle with or the
last questions full circle with the first question tumblr. Do
you sign your Christmas cards from the dog as if
he or she were one of the family. Always Rover
is part of the family, or never he's a dog.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
This is a hard one because the dogs are in
the Christmas card.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
In the photo.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't sign the dog.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
You know what, A true gentleman doesn't do a photo card.
Oh so, but I signed photo card?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh I don't. I don't sign the dog's name. I
don't sign the dog. I don't. Jackie does well, Jackie
no like for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
The cards because you're holding her purse the.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No. No, I don't sign the dog's name. I don't
sign the dog's name.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
You're gonna be right on this one, thank you. Yeah,
that would have knocked me because we always write the
dog's name.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, no, never never. You know why. I'm a gentleman,
true gentleman.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Your final score out of how many? Twenty seven?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
So not a gentleman, No, not a true gentleman, A
real gentleman, a real gentleman.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
They right room for improvement is putting it mild.