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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Think back to when you were a young teenage Laura,
did anybody ever pull the prank on you where they
hit a condom under like somewhere like under your pillow
or somewhere in your bed so that when your parents
did or your mom did the like wash your sheets
or something, they would find the condom and she would
think you were having sex.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I have a little brother who would do something like.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That exactly right. Isn't that a common isn't that a
common prank?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean I heard it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm glad you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, but you know of that prank, right, I mean
I feel.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Like I've heard of people doing that before.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, of course, yeah, that's a common one.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Somebody this is different. But somebody put a rubber on
my stick shift at Ratford when I left my window down.
But again, it's not like my mom would have found out.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah no, no, no, And it was out of the pack.
But you had brothers, did they ever pat like when
you were a young teenager, did they ever put a
condom or somewhere in the bed so Pearl would find
it and.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Be like Diane, No, So this is a family based prank.
Usually I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The I don't know if it's I mean, it's an
access based prank, so family would have more ability to
get it done than somebody somebody who wasn't family.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But you may have people over that are just friends
or for a project, so it's classmates that aren't maybe
your friends.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh that by the way, I didn't think of the classmates.
One that's genius, and the bit is you that's genius.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Want the parents to find condoms.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You have to find somebody who is It's better to
do it to a girl.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
You could definitely scare parents of boys.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Absolutely absolutely, but they say it works better for a girl.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
But you have did you have friends that did this?
Is this called like the condom prank?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, I don't know if it's got an official name.
By the way, I didn't think of the like friends over, yeah,
and doing it to like somebody's that's good. That's good.
Oh so you're still totally would have done that.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
It's a sibling though in my head it was just
someone who's over for a group project and you got
paired together. You don't really like the person and you're
leaving it for them, not their sibling.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh no, just to get somebody. That's a good one too.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Man. It could cause certainly quite the fight. Oh of
course you go from amusing to not amusing pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But all in good fun.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Fun if your parents are finding it, no, because.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Then they would go, hey, Sally, why are their condoms
hidden under your pillow?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I have no idea. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, oh come on, so oh but.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's all in good fun.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, no, well, somebody's just mus.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Making me have a rash of crap with my parents.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, somebody must have put them there, and then you'd
be like.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh, okay, okay, that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Seriously, just think about parents finding condoms that are your own.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, but then bad day. No, but then you just go, yes,
they're mine.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
If only it were that simple, out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Right the why what else would you say?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You know, there are some parents who do not want
their child to be having sex.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yet I understand that, but wouldn't they rather them if
they're going to have a condom?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You're you're speaking way too sense sensible for the reaction
that could stem from this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
To me, it's no big deal.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I'm happy that you are a proponent of protection.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now let's now, let's go back a generation. Would they
have that same laissez faire attitude? Oh no, So.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
If Frank found a condom in your bed, he would
have flipped.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Out, Oh my god. But what if you have I
not told you stories in twenty five years of my dad.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, no, but what if? What if? What if he?
What if you would have said, oh, you know what
that my friend, my friend Glinda was over it.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
She hit it under this I'm editing Boche.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So Frank wouldn't have bought it. No, what if Glinda
called and said, oh, hi, misress Stupaul.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
You worked it out with her, So she would say that,
so there's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Nothing that's gonna make Even if Glinda said, and Glinda
was like when we were there studying for algebra, I'd
put the condom under Diane's pillow, thinking it would be funny.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Kind of bo is that click? You think he's having
a conversation with somebody?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, no, because it's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I blame it on Alphaba.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The pearl come in look like gad.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
But you don't have to go back a generation this
this there's parents.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Now, would you believe your kid.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
It doesn't matter if you're telling them that it was
a prank. I'm just talking about people finding condoms. You
may have to get around to telling the story or
trying to figure out who put it there if it
was a joke, but just discovering it and it not
being placed there by someone else could be a bad day.
(05:13):
More than a bad.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Day, it'd be a horrible day. That's why I love
like the great one of the greatest things you'll ever hear,
at least for me. When either boys will say I
got more condoms, I'm like, well, number one, yeah, right
on you high five? Number two supply yes, yeah, why
(05:35):
because it's important to know they're being.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Because this is this is what I was.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'm spending my money on the want I swear to God,
it's not liquor.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I want to know. I want to know how hockey
games went over the weekend and whether we had to
buy more condoms. These are the two things that I
need to.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Know, you know, dad, just getting people's stick shifts college.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, no, But I want to know, Like, I want
to know we're being safe.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know, but I agree with that, But thank you,
you don't have to get the.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Daily updates weekly.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It ain't daily, like you're not going through boxes line one.
Like if Jackie's like ordering stuff and be like, hey,
do you guys need like this, this and this.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like the Amazon orders when they're home during the summer.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, and she'll ask them do you need condoms? And
they' book go, yeah, I'll bring some back.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You realize that's not every household.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, it's not at all.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Should be. You should be able to have that conversation
with your kid. So yeah, jack you'll ask them, I'm
putting together stuff to go back toilet paper all that
other stuff. Do you need condoms?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, thank god? They said, yeah, would.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You buy them? Like a comical jug?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, the like instead of cheeseballs that rubbers.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And I don't don't share with anybody? Are you shared
with your partner?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
With you?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Like for moving put it on your shoulder?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Into this Eagles room gave me a lot a lot
of wang action going on.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
In here.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Spelled wang Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Hello, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
My name is Kim. I just turned on the radio
to hear this story. And you solved the twenty five
year mystery for my family. I want to punch my
dead brother in the face.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why what happened? Oh? Did he put it under your pillow?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Well, he had his friends spending the night and I
ended up sleeping in the living room. Nothing happened, but
one of his friends and I back in high school,
all of us up sleeping on the couch. I guess
he ended up. I've been wondering where this condom came
from for twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Five did your parents find?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
My mom was?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
My mom was furious when she woke up and shook
out the blanket. There was a condom in it. I
had never heard of this, and I have thought about
that day for five or thirty years now. My brother
passed away two and a half years ago, and I
want to, by the way, I don't know. I want
to get a scream at him because it makes perfect.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Sense, exactly, and just so you know, the iHeart app
works everywhere, including heaven. I hope he's having a good
laugh right now.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Thank you, very good.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
So do you open it and take out the condom?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Just so, just the regular just believe that in in
the condom in the wrapper yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Okay, but you're trying to insinuate that sex happened, that
was hot.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Or is going to yeah, that they're having sex. If
they weren't having sex, why would.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
They have an I guess I guess that is especially
if someone's angry immediately, they're not going to be logical.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, I'm sure the first one and you haven't used
it yet. Okay, although taking it out is hysterical. No,
because then you would know that they didn't have sex.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
What that would to me sell the story even more
if it was out, if it was empty, it was
just the rapper.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, I thought you.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Meant just and you're holing the bed away from the wall.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I thought you meant just the condom.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You got to get rid of the condom.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, yeah, because if there's nothing in the well, there's
nothing in the well. Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
If you're inspecting that closely, then then you're not a
parent who's going to be fine with this prank.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
True story.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I don't know if I want to hear this, but Diane, first,
could you sing us in story? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We found one in the basement. And if you don't
think Jackie and I inspected that thing to see if
it was used or not it was used. And then
we had a conversation without naming names at.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Dinner fifty chance of getting right.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Glad, not sure whose it is? We knew, not sure
whose it is. Glad, you're using them, but let's not
be afraid to throw them out so we don't have
to find them.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And they were both like the was it like deer
in the headlights by both of them? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was school today.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, By the way, if I were the boys, I'd
have been like, yeah, Mom, throw yours away?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Which so where did you find it? So there wasn't
in garbage.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's a sofa downstairs, and it was like on the
other side of the arm of the sofa by the wall.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Found it, My god found it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, I'm sorry. You never discarded a condom after sex.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Not on the side of the couch the most it
wasn't on the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It wasn't on side of the couch. It was on
the floor because I still lay on that couch.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
This stems from when you couldn't get a hold of
their soda can troubles You used to complain about that, Elliott, right,
They left trash in the basement.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Of trash right exactly, Hi, Elliot in the morning, Good.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Morning, Elliott. I have one better. I didn't do the condom.
What I did was my sister had her own bathroom
and my mom would be the one that would clean
it out. So I went to the Dollar Shot and
I got a pregnancy test and I peed on it
and I put it in a trash can.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's great, that is great.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So yeah, so funds packed. I found out later in
helped bus. But if a guy peece on a pregnancy
test and it comes back positive, he has testis for cancer.
So I was clear there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Wait a minute, Two things do you think hurt? Number one?
Did your mom flip out with the pregnancy test thing?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It backfired because my mom knew that it was me.
I did all kinds of dumbfures back and when I
saw and when I knew she was going to the bathroom.
It's really easy to know that it's me when I'm
in my room going.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey, so wait a minute, is that true about the
testicular can answer?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, it turns up positive, you need to get to
the doctor quick.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I have never heard that. It's also never crossed a
thank you, sir, It's never crossed my mind to pee
on a pregnancy test, but I like that for the
idea of a prank.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Now, I do believe not every type of testicular cancer
produces the hormone, so it could could not mean that
you're in the clear, right, So I should still see
a doctor if you have symptoms of cancer.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm better off seeing a doctor than a pregnancy I
would definitely go to a doctor. By the way, the
pregnancy test is genius.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but he said mom know his me.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, But that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Now, the downside of all this amusement from Instagram, I
got kicked out of my parent's house when they found
a condom wrapper. See why it's the reaction. We keep
trying to tell you. It is very possible. Yeah, I
mean you could be immediately excommunicated from your family, Yes, Elliott,
(13:07):
How old was she? I don't know. Can you ask Jones?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No? But was she kicked out because she was like thirteen?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I don't think the way. I don't think a parent's
going to care between thirteen and seventeen. I really don't care. Really,
I'm saying I think they would not care.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So you you think that is not true. I'd much
rather find my seventeen year old kind than the thirteen
year old, of course.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
But there's plenty of families who are going to be like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Don't they say, you're not supposed to yell at them
no matter what because you don't want to think sex
is bad or something like that. It's like, you can't yell.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I rather have that than having pregnant the amen's sister
up high. Whenever you're dealing with sexual sexual education, you
you don't want to shame someone.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I knew it'd get clinical, right, that's not clinical.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
You just asked the question. I'm answering it, okay, But
you also don't want to create an environment in which
the actions become even riskier because.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Right, so choosing a condom, right, you're better off finding
full condoms next to the sofa. Then I can't use
any condom exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
So Zach Roth is checking in here.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I love going through condoms.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
You didn't give your boys the same speech you gave
me to never use.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
One, Zach, I'm not supporting your grandchildren. Line seven, Hi
Elliott in the morning, Good morning is this me? Yes?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Who is this Hi?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
My name is Jennifer, So I have five kids, four
of them are boys, and we put condoms in their
Christmas stockings because I don't want to be a grandmother.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's for you.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Good for you. That's why I'm also a.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Labor and delivery nurse and I know better and I
know what doing.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I like that in the You know what? Eight? Dan,
will you send a note to Jackie? Good show idea?
Condoms in the boys stockings? All right, very good for
when they get into stockings.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
All right, very man, thank you, thank you. Stockings, scratchers
and condoms. You know how our family does the mantle,
but still not as white trash as Diane's.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
See. I was talking to a friend of mine and
they were talking about their mantle and they said, well,
mine has a little bit of mess on it. I
guess I'm white trash like Diane. Line eight. I love
the pregnancy test. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hi is this mean?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this? This is Jane, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And how I was hiding a note went in high school,
timing a note from my best friend, and it was
from her and her boyfriend. She had gotten pregnant and
they were trying to figure out what they were going
to do. So my dad he was snoopy. He found
it in my drawer and gave it to my mom,
and of course when I got home from school, they were.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
They made me go to the doctors and get checked
in all kinds of stuff so that it was like, yep,
well I'm still Vargin.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So did they think that that it was your note? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, there were no names, so they called it it
was in my doors and there they were like, who's
your boyfriend? We didn't even have a boyfriend, Like, I
don't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Did you? Did they tell you immediately that they had
found your note?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah? And I was like, well, thank you for snooping
in my room?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Did you out your friend? And be like, now it's
not mine, it's Diane.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But in the end of it, it was basically like
I had to I mean maybe I don't know when
when you're sixteen year old, know, I don't know. Maybe
didn't have to buy it in the end. And then
the worst thing is that my parents, my mom took
me to the girl's house and I was just like,
they're going to kill me. Everyone's going to kill me.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, it was not why'd they take you to the
girl's house? To give the note back to make me.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, and then in front of her parents.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh oh no, way that way.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So we're we're still not friends.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, by the way, that's rude of your friend. You
didn't do anything wrong the friend to not be friends
with her, she did for long term. Yeah, yeah, Oh dude,
I would have been. I jumped out of the car.
I'm not doing that, I decided.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I mean, I was like, I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm in a bad position with my parents.
I'm going to add position with my friend. I'm gonna
be like just the whole thing was bad. Then of
course the boy her boyfriend, like they hated me.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
No kidding, Oh my god, are you able to give
a heads up to the friend before you got to
the house.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, like, oh my god, you're friend, Marie's at the door.
What parents are with her? That's odd.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It was her parents weren't there when we got there.
It was her sister was there. I was like trying
to be like telepassic, like pretending her mother, pretending her mother.
It did none of that. That's probably my worst moment
of my man.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can I ask a question? Can I ask hey, thank you? Ma'am.
Thank you. Hey, do you do you still know where
the Should we call the girl and see if she's
over it?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, all right, very good, very good, hate me? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Still like kind of tells rumors?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So yeah, what a bit?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, how many years ago?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Thirty years ago?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh yeah, we're talking like thirty five years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh ghetto.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We were in a recent we were in a recent
funeral that we had a mutual friend. And when I
I could like, when I walked past, I felt it,
and then I heard and I was like, wow, wow.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
To this day, got that kid's thirty five? Now, all right,
very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. All right, yes
or no?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
How many stories are being recalled down like that? I know?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yes or no? Are you driving same scenario? Are you
driving your kid to the other kid's house?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But now I'm not either. I'm not either. But does
that fall into the category of if that if it
were my kid that was pregnant, I would want them
to tell me.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Now you're looking at it from a completely different perspective.
I know, of course you'd want to know.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yea. The only way they can know is if you
tell them.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
But wanting to know is different than how are you
going to react? They are very supportive, caring parents that'll
be there for that child point, and then there are
those that will kick you out of the house.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's true, and that was just for a condom.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And that wasn't even the story from this DM where
he left one. This listener left one in the shower
and his mom stepped on it.
Think back to when you were a young teenage Laura,
did anybody ever pull the prank on you where they
hit a condom under like somewhere like under your pillow
or somewhere in your bed so that when your parents
did or your mom did the like wash your sheets
or something, they would find the condom and she would
think you were having sex.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I have a little brother who would do something like.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That exactly right. Isn't that a common isn't that a
common prank?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean I heard it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm glad you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, but you know of that prank, right, I mean
I feel.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Like I've heard of people doing that before.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, of course, yeah, that's a common one.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Somebody this is different. But somebody put a rubber on
my stick shift at Ratford when I left my window down.
But again, it's not like my mom would have found out.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah no, no, no, And it was out of the pack.
But you had brothers, did they ever pat like when
you were a young teenager, did they ever put a
condom or somewhere in the bed so Pearl would find
it and.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Be like Diane, No, So this is a family based prank.
Usually I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The I don't know if it's I mean, it's an
access based prank, so family would have more ability to
get it done than somebody somebody who wasn't family.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But you may have people over that are just friends
or for a project, so it's classmates that aren't maybe
your friends.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh that by the way, I didn't think of the classmates.
One that's genius, and the bit is you that's genius.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Want the parents to find condoms.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You have to find somebody who is It's better to
do it to a girl.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
You could definitely scare parents of boys.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Absolutely absolutely, but they say it works better for a girl.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
But you have did you have friends that did this?
Is this called like the condom prank?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, I don't know if it's got an official name.
By the way, I didn't think of the like friends over, yeah,
and doing it to like somebody's that's good. That's good.
Oh so you're still totally would have done that.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
It's a sibling though in my head it was just
someone who's over for a group project and you got
paired together. You don't really like the person and you're
leaving it for them, not their sibling.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh no, just to get somebody. That's a good one too.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Man. It could cause certainly quite the fight. Oh of
course you go from amusing to not amusing pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But all in good fun.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Fun if your parents are finding it, no, because.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Then they would go, hey, Sally, why are their condoms
hidden under your pillow?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I have no idea. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, oh come on, so oh but.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's all in good fun.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, no, well, somebody's just mus.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Making me have a rash of crap with my parents.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, somebody must have put them there, and then you'd
be like.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh, okay, okay, that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Seriously, just think about parents finding condoms that are your own.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, but then bad day. No, but then you just go, yes,
they're mine.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
If only it were that simple, out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Right the why what else would you say?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You know, there are some parents who do not want
their child to be having sex.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yet I understand that, but wouldn't they rather them if
they're going to have a condom?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You're you're speaking way too sense sensible for the reaction
that could stem from this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
To me, it's no big deal.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I'm happy that you are a proponent of protection.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now let's now, let's go back a generation. Would they
have that same laissez faire attitude? Oh no, So.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
If Frank found a condom in your bed, he would
have flipped.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Out, Oh my god. But what if you have I
not told you stories in twenty five years of my dad.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, no, but what if? What if? What if he?
What if you would have said, oh, you know what
that my friend, my friend Glinda was over it.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
She hit it under this I'm editing Boche.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So Frank wouldn't have bought it. No, what if Glinda
called and said, oh, hi, misress Stupaul.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
You worked it out with her, So she would say that,
so there's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Nothing that's gonna make Even if Glinda said, and Glinda
was like when we were there studying for algebra, I'd
put the condom under Diane's pillow, thinking it would be funny.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Kind of bo is that click? You think he's having
a conversation with somebody?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, no, because it's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I blame it on Alphaba.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The pearl come in look like gad.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
But you don't have to go back a generation this
this there's parents.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Now, would you believe your kid.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
It doesn't matter if you're telling them that it was
a prank. I'm just talking about people finding condoms. You
may have to get around to telling the story or
trying to figure out who put it there if it
was a joke, but just discovering it and it not
being placed there by someone else could be a bad day.
(05:13):
More than a bad.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Day, it'd be a horrible day. That's why I love
like the great one of the greatest things you'll ever hear,
at least for me. When either boys will say I
got more condoms, I'm like, well, number one, yeah, right
on you high five? Number two supply yes, yeah, why
(05:35):
because it's important to know they're being.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Because this is this is what I was.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'm spending my money on the want I swear to God,
it's not liquor.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I want to know. I want to know how hockey
games went over the weekend and whether we had to
buy more condoms. These are the two things that I
need to.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Know, you know, dad, just getting people's stick shifts college.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, no, But I want to know, Like, I want
to know we're being safe.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know, but I agree with that, But thank you,
you don't have to get the.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Daily updates weekly.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It ain't daily, like you're not going through boxes line one.
Like if Jackie's like ordering stuff and be like, hey,
do you guys need like this, this and this.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like the Amazon orders when they're home during the summer.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, and she'll ask them do you need condoms? And
they' book go, yeah, I'll bring some back.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You realize that's not every household.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, it's not at all.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Should be. You should be able to have that conversation
with your kid. So yeah, jack you'll ask them, I'm
putting together stuff to go back toilet paper all that
other stuff. Do you need condoms?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, thank god? They said, yeah, would.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You buy them? Like a comical jug?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, the like instead of cheeseballs that rubbers.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And I don't don't share with anybody? Are you shared
with your partner?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
With you?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Like for moving put it on your shoulder?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Into this Eagles room gave me a lot a lot
of wang action going on.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
In here.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Spelled wang Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Hello, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
My name is Kim. I just turned on the radio
to hear this story. And you solved the twenty five
year mystery for my family. I want to punch my
dead brother in the face.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why what happened? Oh? Did he put it under your pillow?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Well, he had his friends spending the night and I
ended up sleeping in the living room. Nothing happened, but
one of his friends and I back in high school,
all of us up sleeping on the couch. I guess
he ended up. I've been wondering where this condom came
from for twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Five did your parents find?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
My mom was?
Speaker 7 (07:53):
My mom was furious when she woke up and shook
out the blanket. There was a condom in it. I
had never heard of this, and I have thought about
that day for five or thirty years now. My brother
passed away two and a half years ago, and I
want to, by the way, I don't know. I want
to get a scream at him because it makes perfect.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Sense, exactly, and just so you know, the iHeart app
works everywhere, including heaven. I hope he's having a good
laugh right now.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Thank you, very good.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
So do you open it and take out the condom?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Just so, just the regular just believe that in in
the condom in the wrapper yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Okay, but you're trying to insinuate that sex happened, that
was hot.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Or is going to yeah, that they're having sex. If
they weren't having sex, why would.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
They have an I guess I guess that is especially
if someone's angry immediately, they're not going to be logical.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, I'm sure the first one and you haven't used
it yet. Okay, although taking it out is hysterical. No,
because then you would know that they didn't have sex.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
What that would to me sell the story even more
if it was out, if it was empty, it was
just the rapper.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, I thought you.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Meant just and you're holing the bed away from the wall.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I thought you meant just the condom.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You got to get rid of the condom.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, yeah, because if there's nothing in the well, there's
nothing in the well. Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
If you're inspecting that closely, then then you're not a
parent who's going to be fine with this prank.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
True story.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I don't know if I want to hear this, but Diane, first,
could you sing us in story? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We found one in the basement. And if you don't
think Jackie and I inspected that thing to see if
it was used or not it was used. And then
we had a conversation without naming names at.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Dinner fifty chance of getting right.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Glad, not sure whose it is? We knew, not sure
whose it is. Glad, you're using them, but let's not
be afraid to throw them out so we don't have
to find them.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And they were both like the was it like deer
in the headlights by both of them? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was school today.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, By the way, if I were the boys, I'd
have been like, yeah, Mom, throw yours away?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Which so where did you find it? So there wasn't
in garbage.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's a sofa downstairs, and it was like on the
other side of the arm of the sofa by the wall.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Found it, My god found it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh, I'm sorry. You never discarded a condom after sex.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Not on the side of the couch the most it
wasn't on the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It wasn't on side of the couch. It was on
the floor because I still lay on that couch.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
This stems from when you couldn't get a hold of
their soda can troubles You used to complain about that, Elliott, right,
They left trash in the basement.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Of trash right exactly, Hi, Elliot in the morning, Good.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Morning, Elliott. I have one better. I didn't do the condom.
What I did was my sister had her own bathroom
and my mom would be the one that would clean
it out. So I went to the Dollar Shot and
I got a pregnancy test and I peed on it
and I put it in a trash can.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's great, that is great.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So yeah, so funds packed. I found out later in
helped bus. But if a guy peece on a pregnancy
test and it comes back positive, he has testis for cancer.
So I was clear there.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Wait a minute, Two things do you think hurt? Number one?
Did your mom flip out with the pregnancy test thing?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It backfired because my mom knew that it was me.
I did all kinds of dumbfures back and when I
saw and when I knew she was going to the bathroom.
It's really easy to know that it's me when I'm
in my room going.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey, so wait a minute, is that true about the
testicular can answer?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, it turns up positive, you need to get to
the doctor quick.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I have never heard that. It's also never crossed a
thank you, sir, It's never crossed my mind to pee
on a pregnancy test, but I like that for the
idea of a prank.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Now, I do believe not every type of testicular cancer
produces the hormone, so it could could not mean that
you're in the clear, right, So I should still see
a doctor if you have symptoms of cancer.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I'm better off seeing a doctor than a pregnancy I
would definitely go to a doctor. By the way, the
pregnancy test is genius.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but he said mom know his me.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, But that's a good one.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Now, the downside of all this amusement from Instagram, I
got kicked out of my parent's house when they found
a condom wrapper. See why it's the reaction. We keep
trying to tell you. It is very possible. Yeah, I
mean you could be immediately excommunicated from your family, Yes, Elliott,
(13:07):
How old was she? I don't know. Can you ask Jones?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No? But was she kicked out because she was like thirteen?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I don't think the way. I don't think a parent's
going to care between thirteen and seventeen. I really don't care. Really,
I'm saying I think they would not care.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So you you think that is not true. I'd much
rather find my seventeen year old kind than the thirteen
year old, of course.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
But there's plenty of families who are going to be like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Don't they say, you're not supposed to yell at them
no matter what because you don't want to think sex
is bad or something like that. It's like, you can't yell.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I rather have that than having pregnant the amen's sister
up high. Whenever you're dealing with sexual sexual education, you
you don't want to shame someone.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I knew it'd get clinical, right, that's not clinical.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
You just asked the question. I'm answering it, okay, But
you also don't want to create an environment in which
the actions become even riskier because.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Right, so choosing a condom, right, you're better off finding
full condoms next to the sofa. Then I can't use
any condom exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
So Zach Roth is checking in here.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I love going through condoms.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
You didn't give your boys the same speech you gave
me to never use.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
One, Zach, I'm not supporting your grandchildren. Line seven, Hi
Elliott in the morning, Good morning is this me? Yes?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Who is this Hi?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
My name is Jennifer, So I have five kids, four
of them are boys, and we put condoms in their
Christmas stockings because I don't want to be a grandmother.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's for you.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Good for you. That's why I'm also a.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Labor and delivery nurse and I know better and I
know what doing.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I like that in the You know what? Eight? Dan,
will you send a note to Jackie? Good show idea?
Condoms in the boys stockings? All right, very good for
when they get into stockings.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
All right, very man, thank you, thank you. Stockings, scratchers
and condoms. You know how our family does the mantle,
but still not as white trash as Diane's.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
See. I was talking to a friend of mine and
they were talking about their mantle and they said, well,
mine has a little bit of mess on it. I
guess I'm white trash like Diane. Line eight. I love
the pregnancy test. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hi is this mean?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this? This is Jane, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And how I was hiding a note went in high school,
timing a note from my best friend, and it was
from her and her boyfriend. She had gotten pregnant and
they were trying to figure out what they were going
to do. So my dad he was snoopy. He found
it in my drawer and gave it to my mom,
and of course when I got home from school, they were.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
They made me go to the doctors and get checked
in all kinds of stuff so that it was like, yep,
well I'm still Vargin.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So did they think that that it was your note? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, there were no names, so they called it it
was in my doors and there they were like, who's
your boyfriend? We didn't even have a boyfriend, Like, I
don't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Did you? Did they tell you immediately that they had
found your note?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah? And I was like, well, thank you for snooping
in my room?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Did you out your friend? And be like, now it's
not mine, it's Diane.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But in the end of it, it was basically like
I had to I mean maybe I don't know when
when you're sixteen year old, know, I don't know. Maybe
didn't have to buy it in the end. And then
the worst thing is that my parents, my mom took
me to the girl's house and I was just like,
they're going to kill me. Everyone's going to kill me.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, it was not why'd they take you to the
girl's house? To give the note back to make me.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, and then in front of her parents.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh oh no, way that way.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So we're we're still not friends.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, by the way, that's rude of your friend. You
didn't do anything wrong the friend to not be friends
with her, she did for long term. Yeah, yeah, Oh dude,
I would have been. I jumped out of the car.
I'm not doing that, I decided.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I mean, I was like, I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm in a bad position with my parents.
I'm going to add position with my friend. I'm gonna
be like just the whole thing was bad. Then of
course the boy her boyfriend, like they hated me.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
No kidding, Oh my god, are you able to give
a heads up to the friend before you got to
the house.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, like, oh my god, you're friend, Marie's at the door.
What parents are with her? That's odd.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It was her parents weren't there when we got there.
It was her sister was there. I was like trying
to be like telepassic, like pretending her mother, pretending her mother.
It did none of that. That's probably my worst moment
of my man.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can I ask a question? Can I ask hey, thank you? Ma'am.
Thank you. Hey, do you do you still know where
the Should we call the girl and see if she's
over it?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, all right, very good, very good, hate me? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Still like kind of tells rumors?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So yeah, what a bit?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, how many years ago?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Thirty years ago?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh yeah, we're talking like thirty five years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh ghetto.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We were in a recent we were in a recent
funeral that we had a mutual friend. And when I
I could like, when I walked past, I felt it,
and then I heard and I was like, wow, wow.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
To this day, got that kid's thirty five? Now, all right,
very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am. All right, yes
or no?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
How many stories are being recalled down like that? I know?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yes or no? Are you driving same scenario? Are you
driving your kid to the other kid's house?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
But now I'm not either. I'm not either. But does
that fall into the category of if that if it
were my kid that was pregnant, I would want them
to tell me.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Now you're looking at it from a completely different perspective.
I know, of course you'd want to know.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yea. The only way they can know is if you
tell them.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
But wanting to know is different than how are you
going to react? They are very supportive, caring parents that'll
be there for that child point, and then there are
those that will kick you out of the house.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's true, and that was just for a condom.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And that wasn't even the story from this DM where
he left one. This listener left one in the shower
and his mom stepped on it.
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