August 18, 2025 • 28 mins
Endurance athlete Michael Wardian, 51, challenges Elliot.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I should have asked us off the air, did Wardions
say which ones he thinks I would do well in?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
He told me which ones he was doing and said
you could maybe be competitive.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
In a few.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So, Michael Whardion, how like people we've talked about Michael Wardion.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Michael Warden, he ran across the marathon States.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, he ran.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Five hundred thousand laps around the Washington Monument. He raced
a horse, like he just runs NonStop. Well, he's done
some amazing things. It doesn't he is it Boston.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Or New York where he's like a guide for those.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That need help, like Boston Marathon.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, so it's like he runs the marathon just to
help other people with the marathon, like he's a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Guide for them.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Probably his longest run is across the United States, Like
literally ran across the US.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
He's an amazing person. Didn't somebody just didn't somebody just
skateboard across the US?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh? Yeah, they ended in Virginia Beach, Virginia Beach exactly.
I think they ended there on Friday, Brooke Johnson. They
skateboarded literally across the US. Raised fifty thousand dollars for
spinal cord injury research, which she raised in honor of
her stepfather, who had died after sustaining one.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's amazing. That is amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
One hundred days on the road.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Now, if Wardian would like me to run across the
country with him, I will not be doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, he wants you to do the Senior Olympics. The
what you never heard of it, Diane? I had neither me,
neither the Envso the Northern Virginia Senior Olympics.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Aren't you too young?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
The I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
See the name is to me, to me, that's got
to be at least sixty five. It's not you know,
it's not what is it like? It's not sixty five? No,
that's what That's the other part that threw me off.
I can almost do it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So it's not like it's not senior like a restaurant
has a senior meal, or senior.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Like somebody who has a kid named junior. But he
signed up for twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
His direct quote was, I just signed up for the
Northern Virginia Senior Olympics, going to try and win in
over twenty events. Twenty I have them all here that
he registered it for. I feel like Elliott could be
a competitive and a few thank.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You three mile power walk.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Fifty plus.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hold on, let me say, is he doing power walk?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
God?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He signed up for so much.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He did register as an individual for that. I don't
think I could win that. He didn't say you could
win twenty plus. But he signed up for stuff that's
not just related to walking and running, like what corhole toss?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I am good at cornhole? I am good at cornhole.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Tennis, I'm great well back that down.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I like tennis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm a great fan of tennis.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
He signed up for both ten pin bowling and we bowling.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, I've never we bowled tenpin?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Is what regular bowling? Right?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Michael Whardion is not going to win ten pin bowling
or does no? I guess you don't have to be good,
you just have to be better than what signs up.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He also signed up for the football throw. I'm telling
you he he's in for at least how many. It's
more than he even said. Because I'm scrolling through and
I see registered as individual for frisbee throw, golf, horseshoes rowing, scrabble.
(03:52):
But oh scrabble, I would rule at softball hit softball
throw both of them.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why is he doing all of this because he thinks
it'll be fun?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Does does he want me to be his teammate?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's interesting you asked that because there is something on
here that does address Yes, he does not know who
his cornhole double's partner will be yet, or his or
his golfing partner.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wardian, That could be a bad move, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He does have his pickleball partners. Who Oh, he's gotten
into pickleball though, yes he has.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, now he is doing tennis table tennis.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, but does he have his partner for that?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Doesn't say so? Maybe not.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I may be really good at that botchie ball that
I'm not good at. I don't even know the.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Rules of botchie ball. Crossword puzzles, I'm pretty good at that.
You did those quite a bit right now. Did you
go to the website to see when this was being hosted?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No, I didn't go.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I didn't I didn't know. I didn't check any of
it out. Cribbage, the I don't even know what gribbage is.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Isn't that an old person's game?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Isn't that Harry Potter?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, that's quidditch.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Card card game, right, I have no idea. So it
runs the gamut. And why is he doing this? You know,
because now you know who I am. If I do
all this stuff, I'm that stupid David Rush guy. You're
not who's trying to break every record. He gets to
be on Kelly and Mark all.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This once a month.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Wait, why am I playing? Why is there a diving competition?
There is diving.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He did sign up for it, but she wasn't gonna
mention that because I didn't think you'd be interested in that. Specifically,
When Tyler sent me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
A note that said, Whardyon said stuff over, I thought
it was like he's doing some kind of fun run
thing that he thought that I would have fun with
him doing.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh, he's doing all of these Wait where did it
say he definitely was doing He's doing the one meter
and three.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Meter dive I could do.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I could dive, okay, then register, But what are you
being judged?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, yeah, if you're competing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Senior Olympics, okay, But then but who's judging? Who's judging
someone really good at sudoku?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Sudoku? I'm not doing sudoku.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know if he signed up for SKU did he? So,
you're you even though you live in nor the Virginia,
you've never heard of this? No?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Never, So is it not a big deal?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, he's probably gonna meddle because nobody else is in
these things.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's doing Texas hold him.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'm not good at poker across?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How many days is this?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This has got to go on a year?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
A year easily? Where's the diving. It's gotta be out
of school.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is September thirteenth through thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's it. I have to do all of that in
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Again, he didn't think you should sign up for as
many as he?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, Oh, I haven't played croquet since we were at
Big Meat Henderson's house. He did sign up for that,
not Crag, Not Crag Michael.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So wait?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Is he trying to win as many medals as he can?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He thinks he can win over twenty of these. Are
you down on him for that?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm just trying to where did this come from?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Something to do? He likes to challenge himself.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh, wee bowling? Is it the Green Spring Senior Living Community?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
See Diane's done we bowling before I'm not doing anything
at a senior living facility. How are your basketball free
throws not good? Because he's doing that and field goals?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Does he just not care? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, he's on a lot of field events. Okay, Michael
war is an unbelievable athlete. I will not argue that
the man literally ran across the US. He has run
more marathons than anybody I know. He is in unbelievable shape.
(08:17):
But what does he know about shooting free throws? Or
is he like I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Care, I'll lose, It's just another activity. Or does he
along with mini javelin, distus, high jump, shot put, and
running long jump? Did you you did track right?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Did you do the field events?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I also didn't really do any of the track events.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now he is doing sixty meter desh, eight hundred meter walk,
two hundred meter run, four hundred run, eight hundremeter run,
sixty hundred meter run.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now a bunch of the field stuff's happening at Lake Braddock.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Can you imagine being some old ass dude and you're like,
I've been doing the eight hundred meter run and Wardian
shows up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He should I would think sweep the running events.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Wouldn't it be an upset if I beat him?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Elliott, he didn't say you should do those. I wonder
which ones he thought you could be competitive in disc golf.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I don't even think i'd be competitive in that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's not the one hundred meter individual medley swimming or
the fifty meters butterfly.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
No, I can't do the butter He signed up for butterfly? Yes?
Does he even know how to swim?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I bet he does.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You think he knows how to do the butterfly?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, he wouldn't sign if he couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You think he's a great free throw shooter?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Good enough?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He probably thinks he can do You just take some medicine,
get on the podium at least.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe I just sign up for all these and if
there's more than three people, I bow out.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well that's fun. That's the spirit of the Northern Virginias.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well, I want to medal.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They need a new name. They need a new name.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's a horrible name. How long have they been running these?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Today's the first day I've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It began in nineteen eighty two or nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, I'm not eligible.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Are there team things like I know he needs a
partner for like table tennis?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah? Right, but is there like like is there like
like a volleyball team. I didn't see volleyball now here?
Did he not register for? Did they not offer it?
I go back to the list of events. No, volleyball
is not on here.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ohmshong is Oh my god, online dancing.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's golf, but also miniature golf.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh, I'm good at miniature golf. I whipped everybody's ass
in here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Again, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I got the hole in one.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's not how you win around a golf one hole
in one.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, we played at the course where the Masters of
Miniature Golf takes place.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You're the Austin Dyllon ournature golf happens. You suck the
whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So when do I need to let Wardian know?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
By the end of the month. Yeah, end of August.
I guess it is the last data register.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Why would I do this?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Where did you You ran into him somewhere? Was it
at a sporting event or was it just in town
the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm masking. No, I ran into him at the hockey rink.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, I think you guys are outside be probably run
into him.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I run into him several times. Yeah, but I think
the last time I ran into him was at the rink. Oh,
the Butterflies new for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
The yeah, because nobody can do it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And Bridge returns in twenty twenty five. I don't even
know what that is.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh the Garridge hard get out of here? Is he doing? Cribbage? Bridge?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
And Marjohon what senior home is that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
At Elliotts Again they're used to the word senior.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Is sorry, assisted living unfair? I think cribbage might be no, no, no, canasta?
Is it the Jefferson, which is an arlington. Let me
find cribbage.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But that's at an old folks home. Yeah, the Jefferson.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Oh god, Bunko is at the Langston Brown Community Center.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's old people.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Uh huh fifty Linconi a senior center.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Cribbage One o'clock is bunko the dice game. No, Bunko
is like, that's that's all women now, yeh? Is that
what you're thinking of? Bunko is really big, Like ten
years ago, Bunko is all.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Women where it was like I have a I have
I played I have a wine problem, and I played
Bunko or something like that. I missed its resurgence.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Oh no, it had a resurgence.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
So do you want me to start your paperwork here?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I may whip I may whip Wardian's ass in some
of these things.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Which one of the few we listed. Did you think
you could challenge him specifically Butterfly Elliott, that's ambitious.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I bet he can't swim Butterfly. I bet he just
he's still an amazing athlete. He's probably one of those
people who could pick up anything.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I doubt it. I doubt it. I saw him in
the rink. He didn't look like he was skating.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He may not be great at it, but he can.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That'ch my effort in the Butterfly. Nobody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So even if I got in the water and just
did this crap right here, I bet and if I
don't beat him, I get a silver medal. I bet
there's one person signed up for Butterfly, Michael Wardian.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So you don't think this is a well it's been
around since nineteen eighty two and no one's heard of it.
I bet they well in cribbage in Canasta and marjon
and the quidditch. I bet they do well in that. Oh, Diane,
we can volunteer to help with the execution.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And scrabble. But no, I don't think they do well
in the long jump.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, everyone gets a participant T shirt.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Whoopee.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So you're only gonna do it if you have a
chance to meddle? He said, win, he said, whin? You
just want to get on the podium.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, well, I'm going to try to win.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I think this would be fun for you.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
What happened? Oh, I get a ball cap.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Those are ten dollars. Ain't scream.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
In case of a tie, two medals will be given,
except in some events where ties will be played off,
medals will be awarded on the day of the event.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Wouldn't it be great if warding and was warning and
being honest or was he just being a dick?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What thinking you could shot?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, I realize he's doing it. But is that him
being a dick to me? Of like, oh, Elliot should
do all of these?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
No, I think he really does believe it'd be fun
for you guys. I thought it was a nice offer.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So I'm gonna go hang out with Wardyon and watch
him win everything while I sit there muffin topping out
of a single it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Listen, I'd love to go, but I'm not old enough.
Didn't he just turn fifty orion? I think so like
this coming in on the younger end of this, Oh,
still whip his ass?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Am?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I going to line one Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
With me.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I used to play for the Senior Games volleyballs, but
they don't have volleyball anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
They got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wait, I thought, Wardions, No, they got rid of it.
You're lucky because I'd have whipped your ass.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I doubt that.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh, I'm telling you I have friends.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I have friends who played not professional, but they played.
They played high level volleyball.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And that makes you.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Get I say, I still play and I'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Two sixty two Jesus age, Hey, can I ask you this?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Where?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Where are you in Butterfly?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I don't. I'm not a swim I can swim, but
I'm not. I don't do butterfly or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
I bet I could you know who I need?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know who I need to teach me butterfly Felps.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The no, not Michael Felts.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'd rather drown the wouldn't that be wouldn't that be
the most shocking thing. Felts is gonna teach me how
to swim? He probably, he'd probably drowned me. The no, No,
you know who, Thank you, ma'am. I know someone who's
a who's good at the butterfly who Well, I don't
(16:45):
know her, but I have to reach out to her
and she's available.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You don't know her, Tory Husk.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh, yeah, is that one of her strokes?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think she does do butterfly. I don't think Phelps
does butterfly. Yeah, Phelps is a dick. I'm not doing
that with him.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like I bet even the Ravens afterwards were like, oh god,
sorry we invited him. Wait some Wardian just message. Don't
forget about doing one hundred burpies a day?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh eat me?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Was that an event?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Is that training?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Or is that just what he does?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's how he's getting ready for the envs O.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I would rather die.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
One hundred burpies a day. That's got to be separate.
That's got to just be his thing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because Donna said that she plays bunko but in her community,
you have to be fifty five plus. Okay, can we please? Oh?
Here we go from stray. He could meddle in dinner.
(17:57):
A Wardian's trying to call right now?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is that Wardian?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Dude? I'm gonna win some medals. Hey, do you know
how to swim butterfly?
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, man, I can swim butterfly.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Supposedly, I'm not. Supposedly I'm not gonna win. Supposedly, there's
some really fast guys that do the swimming events.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Wait are you serious?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Like for real.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
My buddy that I was playing poker with on Friday
night was like, a dude, You're never gonna win swimming
events like I thought I would win, And there's no
way those guys are really fast.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Did I talk about it?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I may train with Tory Husk.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Oh dude, you should come out. Man, well, I make
There's plenty of stuff you could do.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I mean, you're you're gonna probably smoke me at scrabble
and Jigsaw.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Hey are they laying down and we bowling? The Are
they letting.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You do the running events?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
For sure, dude, dude, that's unfair.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm fifty one, Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is that do you have a standing Friday night poker date?
Or was that you training for Texas Hold Them?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
No, so those guys didn't know, but now they're gonna
go to the Texas Hold Them tournament. Yeah but no, No,
I'm very basic, man. I needed to have like a
little like cheat sheet. So I'm like the fish. But
I was watching the Johns Hopkins poker class last night
to get ready.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Hey, who's your partner in table tennis?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Table tennis? I didn't do a partner in case that
it conflicted. So I've got partners for pickleball though. I've
got my buddy Adam and then my friend Kendra.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right, No, but like you legit play pickleball. I wasn't
expecting to be invited to be your teammate for that.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Cornhole, dude.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I got Kendra as my cornholl partner, but I'm sure
she would, you know, allow us to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, exactly, doesn't should want to hog all the events.
But Elliott can't do mixed doubles and Kendrick could do
mixed doubles with it.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
But is there mixed doubles?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
There is, so Wardian, you could do you could do
mixed doubles with Kendron lose, and then you and I
could do doubles and win.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Sounds like a plan.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Man, did you know about that? I never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
I knew about it, like like when I was in
my late forties and I was like, oh, I can't
wait to do it when I turned fifty. But then
last year I was running the Appalachian Trail, as you know,
because you guys were there, and so I missed it
all because it's in September.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
So so yeah, this is my first year of being
able to actually do it, and it just real.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I want to clarify if this is somebody's first day
of listening. I did not run when Wardion says you
guys were there, I was not running the Appalachic Trail
with Warden.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You were there on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I was not there, all right. So but no,
I'd never heard of this thing before. But I may
I may be in.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I may be in. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, man, you should do it, and I hope like
the people in your audience like want to. I think
you can sign up until like the thirty first of
August and literally I think it's like twenty bucks for
most of the events. I think it cost me eighty
because I signed up for like golf and the cycling events.
Like I don't know, it's like ten dollars per an
event to close the roads or something. But literally it's
(21:46):
super cheap. And there's like all kinds of crazy stuff,
like you know, besides the running stuff and the pickleball,
and but they've got like bunko GISs golf.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Like okay, stop saying, stop saying.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The games that you go play at like an assisted
living facility.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
But they have a bowling I think that golf.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, I can't play golf. Are you any good at golf?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh no, I don't know the last time I played golf.
But yeah, man, until you're like why not?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
She wanted to play?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
You're the best.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I liked how cocky you were about the swimming, and
everybody's like, no, they got legit swimmers.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like I might be getting laughed.
And then I signed up for diving, so like, literally,
I'm going to go to the pool today and like
work on my dives.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have you ever when is the last time you dove
off a diving board.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
We were just down in the BBIS and I don't
do some backflips off of.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Willie Tes. I don't know if anyone's been to the DVS,
but it's like this place. It's like an old ship
that people go to. But it's been a year, dude.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Like, so, yeah, I was watching the videos. There's some
guys you can actually dive too, so it's gonna be funny.
I'm gonna be up there trying to do like a pike.
I don't actually know even how they grade it, so
like I don't know if you can do belly flops.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Or you got to do back I don't think that
that's how they're doing it. Hey, by the way, what
is the hundred burpies a day thing?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Oh? Okay, So I started that like twenty twenty days ago,
and I'm gonna go for one hundred days, one hundred
burpies a day. Just it was like something like my
buddies and I haven't been able to get our workouts
in together because you know, people have been traveling or whatever.
And I was like, oh, I gotta hold myself accountable
to like work out, and so I started doing it.
(23:54):
And then like I've had some other friends that joined in,
and then people like that follow me.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I started doing it, so it's just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Been fun and it goes.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
I didn't realize, like I met some guys in Rehobe
Beach in Delaware at the body shop that we're doing
it too, and they were doing it from like Memorial
Day until Labor Day, and.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I was like, oh, that's something not that long.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
So I was like, okay, I'll do but like one
hundred days from now is like November six, so like
from when I started, So.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Wait a minute, quite a long time. So you do
them a hundred burpies at a time.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I tried today. I tried to do Unbroken and I
only made fifty two.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But I'll do like pussy Pussy.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I did kind of feel like I was a failure,
but then I was like whatever, and so yeah, I'll
that's the goal is to try to get under ten
minutes and then a hundred straight.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
By the way, Tyler just pulled up a video of
you doing them, Jesus christ Man.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Yeah, I've been consistent with it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
One hundred of day, Diane.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Let's start that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, And when is when is college drop off.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Oh my god, dude, it's on Thursday for our son
peers that William and Mary. So we're we're we're we're
having all the feelings, like the last minute.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Is he Pierce is your oldest one, right, yeah, Pierce
is the oldest one, yep, dude, So my my, my
oldest one went back on Friday for his senior year
at Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Cried, just go cried just as much.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Seen all those videos.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Dude, It's horrible, crazy, like it's horrible. Oh, it's horrible
as bad as you think it's going to be. It's worse.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, Like my younger one, my younger one goes back
to Miami of Ohio on Wednesday, So I'll say goodbye
to him Tuesday night tomorrow night, and I'll cry, like
I'll cry myself to sleep.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It's the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh my gosh, I'm yeah, you're making me sad right now.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Tourphies. Yeah, Oh, it's the it's the worst. No, I'm
not gonna lie to you. It's the worst thing in
the world.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah, it's uh, I don't know, but aren't you kind
of excited for them?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'm like so excited for.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Like all those like they have so many cool like
opportunities and teachers and they're gonna.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Meet people absolutely, oh very much. So you're very excited.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And they're gonna go party and they're gonna go hang
out and they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Meet people and do different things. It's all very exciting,
but it still breaks your heart.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I know.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah, like every time, I like, I just can't imagine
like not seeing him every day.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
At some point let me know how, Hey, call me
on Friday.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Not well, I don't know if they do this at
Miami and Ohio or at Tennessee. But Friday we have
our own orientation at William and Mary.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
So like there we.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Have programming all day.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
But I'm happy to call you, but we will probably
be sad.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
The oh no, yeah, but then you'll will be there.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I need you at home when the house is empty,
and that dynamic changes, that's what it is, and all
of that like parent programming stuff that normally happens on
during the week, and so Jackie has to do that.
But yes, I hope it goes well. I hope moving
goes well. In Oulivan.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, enjoyed the I enjoyed the weird household.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Oh yeah, thanks man, And then I'll have some fun
stuff to talk to you, because I'm going to burning
Man on Saturday, so i'll be bad for like a day,
and then then I'll be doing my first burning Man.
And they have a bunch of like running stuff there too,
so I'm gonna be out there running.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Our old general manager of our station in Richmond he
went to burning Man one year and said he'd never
seen so many titties in his life.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
I heard you're supposed to put sunscreen everywhere, So.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, all right, brother, I will talk to you soon.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
All right, man, sign up for some stuff. Oh yeah,
everybody else in the audience, I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
As diving and swimming, I'm whip your ass and a
ton of stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Well, basketball throw I think they have the free throws.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Later, goodbye,
I should have asked us off the air, did Wardions
say which ones he thinks I would do well in?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
He told me which ones he was doing and said
you could maybe be competitive.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
In a few.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So, Michael Whardion, how like people we've talked about Michael Wardion.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Michael Warden, he ran across the marathon States.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, he ran.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Five hundred thousand laps around the Washington Monument. He raced
a horse, like he just runs NonStop. Well, he's done
some amazing things. It doesn't he is it Boston.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Or New York where he's like a guide for those.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That need help, like Boston Marathon.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, so it's like he runs the marathon just to
help other people with the marathon, like he's a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Guide for them.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Probably his longest run is across the United States, Like
literally ran across the US.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
He's an amazing person. Didn't somebody just didn't somebody just
skateboard across the US?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh? Yeah, they ended in Virginia Beach, Virginia Beach exactly.
I think they ended there on Friday, Brooke Johnson. They
skateboarded literally across the US. Raised fifty thousand dollars for
spinal cord injury research, which she raised in honor of
her stepfather, who had died after sustaining one.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's amazing. That is amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
One hundred days on the road.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Now, if Wardian would like me to run across the
country with him, I will not be doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, he wants you to do the Senior Olympics. The
what you never heard of it, Diane? I had neither me,
neither the Envso the Northern Virginia Senior Olympics.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Aren't you too young?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
The I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
See the name is to me, to me, that's got
to be at least sixty five. It's not you know,
it's not what is it like? It's not sixty five? No,
that's what That's the other part that threw me off.
I can almost do it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So it's not like it's not senior like a restaurant
has a senior meal, or senior.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Like somebody who has a kid named junior. But he
signed up for twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
His direct quote was, I just signed up for the
Northern Virginia Senior Olympics, going to try and win in
over twenty events. Twenty I have them all here that
he registered it for. I feel like Elliott could be
a competitive and a few thank.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You three mile power walk.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Fifty plus.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hold on, let me say, is he doing power walk?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
God?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He signed up for so much.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He did register as an individual for that. I don't
think I could win that. He didn't say you could
win twenty plus. But he signed up for stuff that's
not just related to walking and running, like what corhole toss?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I am good at cornhole? I am good at cornhole.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Tennis, I'm great well back that down.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I like tennis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm a great fan of tennis.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
He signed up for both ten pin bowling and we bowling.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, I've never we bowled tenpin?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Is what regular bowling? Right?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Michael Whardion is not going to win ten pin bowling
or does no? I guess you don't have to be good,
you just have to be better than what signs up.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He also signed up for the football throw. I'm telling
you he he's in for at least how many. It's
more than he even said. Because I'm scrolling through and
I see registered as individual for frisbee throw, golf, horseshoes rowing, scrabble.
(03:52):
But oh scrabble, I would rule at softball hit softball
throw both of them.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why is he doing all of this because he thinks
it'll be fun?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Does does he want me to be his teammate?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's interesting you asked that because there is something on
here that does address Yes, he does not know who
his cornhole double's partner will be yet, or his or
his golfing partner.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wardian, That could be a bad move, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He does have his pickleball partners. Who Oh, he's gotten
into pickleball though, yes he has.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, now he is doing tennis table tennis.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, but does he have his partner for that?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Doesn't say so? Maybe not.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I may be really good at that botchie ball that
I'm not good at. I don't even know the.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Rules of botchie ball. Crossword puzzles, I'm pretty good at that.
You did those quite a bit right now. Did you
go to the website to see when this was being hosted?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No, I didn't go.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I didn't I didn't know. I didn't check any of
it out. Cribbage, the I don't even know what gribbage is.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Isn't that an old person's game?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Isn't that Harry Potter?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, that's quidditch.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Card card game, right, I have no idea. So it
runs the gamut. And why is he doing this? You know,
because now you know who I am. If I do
all this stuff, I'm that stupid David Rush guy. You're
not who's trying to break every record. He gets to
be on Kelly and Mark all.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This once a month.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Wait, why am I playing? Why is there a diving competition?
There is diving.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He did sign up for it, but she wasn't gonna
mention that because I didn't think you'd be interested in that. Specifically,
When Tyler sent me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
A note that said, Whardyon said stuff over, I thought
it was like he's doing some kind of fun run
thing that he thought that I would have fun with
him doing.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh, he's doing all of these Wait where did it
say he definitely was doing He's doing the one meter
and three.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Meter dive I could do.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I could dive, okay, then register, But what are you
being judged?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, yeah, if you're competing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Senior Olympics, okay, But then but who's judging? Who's judging
someone really good at sudoku?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Sudoku? I'm not doing sudoku.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know if he signed up for SKU did he? So,
you're you even though you live in nor the Virginia,
you've never heard of this? No?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Never, So is it not a big deal?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, he's probably gonna meddle because nobody else is in
these things.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's doing Texas hold him.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'm not good at poker across?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How many days is this?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This has got to go on a year?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
A year easily? Where's the diving. It's gotta be out
of school.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is September thirteenth through thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's it. I have to do all of that in
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Again, he didn't think you should sign up for as
many as he?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, Oh, I haven't played croquet since we were at
Big Meat Henderson's house. He did sign up for that,
not Crag, Not Crag Michael.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So wait?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Is he trying to win as many medals as he can?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He thinks he can win over twenty of these. Are
you down on him for that?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm just trying to where did this come from?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Something to do? He likes to challenge himself.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh, wee bowling? Is it the Green Spring Senior Living Community?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
See Diane's done we bowling before I'm not doing anything
at a senior living facility. How are your basketball free
throws not good? Because he's doing that and field goals?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Does he just not care? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, he's on a lot of field events. Okay, Michael
war is an unbelievable athlete. I will not argue that
the man literally ran across the US. He has run
more marathons than anybody I know. He is in unbelievable shape.
(08:17):
But what does he know about shooting free throws? Or
is he like I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Care, I'll lose, It's just another activity. Or does he
along with mini javelin, distus, high jump, shot put, and
running long jump? Did you you did track right?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Did you do the field events?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I also didn't really do any of the track events.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now he is doing sixty meter desh, eight hundred meter walk,
two hundred meter run, four hundred run, eight hundremeter run,
sixty hundred meter run.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now a bunch of the field stuff's happening at Lake Braddock.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Can you imagine being some old ass dude and you're like,
I've been doing the eight hundred meter run and Wardian
shows up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He should I would think sweep the running events.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Wouldn't it be an upset if I beat him?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Elliott, he didn't say you should do those. I wonder
which ones he thought you could be competitive in disc golf.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I don't even think i'd be competitive in that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's not the one hundred meter individual medley swimming or
the fifty meters butterfly.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
No, I can't do the butter He signed up for butterfly? Yes?
Does he even know how to swim?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I bet he does.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You think he knows how to do the butterfly?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, he wouldn't sign if he couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You think he's a great free throw shooter?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Good enough?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He probably thinks he can do You just take some medicine,
get on the podium at least.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe I just sign up for all these and if
there's more than three people, I bow out.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well that's fun. That's the spirit of the Northern Virginias.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Well, I want to medal.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
They need a new name. They need a new name.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's a horrible name. How long have they been running these?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Today's the first day I've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It began in nineteen eighty two or nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, I'm not eligible.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Are there team things like I know he needs a
partner for like table tennis?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah? Right, but is there like like is there like
like a volleyball team. I didn't see volleyball now here?
Did he not register for? Did they not offer it?
I go back to the list of events. No, volleyball
is not on here.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ohmshong is Oh my god, online dancing.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's golf, but also miniature golf.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh, I'm good at miniature golf. I whipped everybody's ass
in here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Again, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I got the hole in one.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's not how you win around a golf one hole
in one.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, we played at the course where the Masters of
Miniature Golf takes place.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You're the Austin Dyllon ournature golf happens. You suck the
whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So when do I need to let Wardian know?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
By the end of the month. Yeah, end of August.
I guess it is the last data register.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Why would I do this?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Where did you You ran into him somewhere? Was it
at a sporting event or was it just in town
the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm masking. No, I ran into him at the hockey rink.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, I think you guys are outside be probably run
into him.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I run into him several times. Yeah, but I think
the last time I ran into him was at the rink. Oh,
the Butterflies new for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
The yeah, because nobody can do it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And Bridge returns in twenty twenty five. I don't even
know what that is.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh the Garridge hard get out of here? Is he doing? Cribbage? Bridge?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
And Marjohon what senior home is that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
At Elliotts Again they're used to the word senior.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Is sorry, assisted living unfair? I think cribbage might be no, no, no, canasta?
Is it the Jefferson, which is an arlington. Let me
find cribbage.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
But that's at an old folks home. Yeah, the Jefferson.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Oh god, Bunko is at the Langston Brown Community Center.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's old people.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Uh huh fifty Linconi a senior center.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Cribbage One o'clock is bunko the dice game. No, Bunko
is like, that's that's all women now, yeh? Is that
what you're thinking of? Bunko is really big, Like ten
years ago, Bunko is all.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Women where it was like I have a I have
I played I have a wine problem, and I played
Bunko or something like that. I missed its resurgence.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Oh no, it had a resurgence.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
So do you want me to start your paperwork here?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I may whip I may whip Wardian's ass in some
of these things.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Which one of the few we listed. Did you think
you could challenge him specifically Butterfly Elliott, that's ambitious.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I bet he can't swim Butterfly. I bet he just
he's still an amazing athlete. He's probably one of those
people who could pick up anything.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I doubt it. I doubt it. I saw him in
the rink. He didn't look like he was skating.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He may not be great at it, but he can.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That'ch my effort in the Butterfly. Nobody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So even if I got in the water and just
did this crap right here, I bet and if I
don't beat him, I get a silver medal. I bet
there's one person signed up for Butterfly, Michael Wardian.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So you don't think this is a well it's been
around since nineteen eighty two and no one's heard of it.
I bet they well in cribbage in Canasta and marjon
and the quidditch. I bet they do well in that. Oh, Diane,
we can volunteer to help with the execution.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And scrabble. But no, I don't think they do well
in the long jump.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, everyone gets a participant T shirt.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Whoopee.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So you're only gonna do it if you have a
chance to meddle? He said, win, he said, whin? You
just want to get on the podium.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, well, I'm going to try to win.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I think this would be fun for you.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
What happened? Oh, I get a ball cap.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Those are ten dollars. Ain't scream.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
In case of a tie, two medals will be given,
except in some events where ties will be played off,
medals will be awarded on the day of the event.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Wouldn't it be great if warding and was warning and
being honest or was he just being a dick?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What thinking you could shot?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, I realize he's doing it. But is that him
being a dick to me? Of like, oh, Elliot should
do all of these?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
No, I think he really does believe it'd be fun
for you guys. I thought it was a nice offer.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So I'm gonna go hang out with Wardyon and watch
him win everything while I sit there muffin topping out
of a single it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Listen, I'd love to go, but I'm not old enough.
Didn't he just turn fifty orion? I think so like
this coming in on the younger end of this, Oh,
still whip his ass?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Am?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I going to line one Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
With me.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I used to play for the Senior Games volleyballs, but
they don't have volleyball anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
They got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wait, I thought, Wardions, No, they got rid of it.
You're lucky because I'd have whipped your ass.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I doubt that.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh, I'm telling you I have friends.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I have friends who played not professional, but they played.
They played high level volleyball.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And that makes you.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Get I say, I still play and I'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Two sixty two Jesus age, Hey, can I ask you this?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Where?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Where are you in Butterfly?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I don't. I'm not a swim I can swim, but
I'm not. I don't do butterfly or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
I bet I could you know who I need?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know who I need to teach me butterfly Felps.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The no, not Michael Felts.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'd rather drown the wouldn't that be wouldn't that be
the most shocking thing. Felts is gonna teach me how
to swim? He probably, he'd probably drowned me. The no, No,
you know who, Thank you, ma'am. I know someone who's
a who's good at the butterfly who Well, I don't
(16:45):
know her, but I have to reach out to her
and she's available.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You don't know her, Tory Husk.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh, yeah, is that one of her strokes?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think she does do butterfly. I don't think Phelps
does butterfly. Yeah, Phelps is a dick. I'm not doing
that with him.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like I bet even the Ravens afterwards were like, oh god,
sorry we invited him. Wait some Wardian just message. Don't
forget about doing one hundred burpies a day?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh eat me?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Was that an event?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Is that training?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Or is that just what he does?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's how he's getting ready for the envs O.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I would rather die.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
One hundred burpies a day. That's got to be separate.
That's got to just be his thing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Because Donna said that she plays bunko but in her community,
you have to be fifty five plus. Okay, can we please? Oh?
Here we go from stray. He could meddle in dinner.
(17:57):
A Wardian's trying to call right now?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is that Wardian?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Dude? I'm gonna win some medals. Hey, do you know
how to swim butterfly?
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, man, I can swim butterfly.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Supposedly, I'm not. Supposedly I'm not gonna win. Supposedly, there's
some really fast guys that do the swimming events.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Wait are you serious?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Like for real.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
My buddy that I was playing poker with on Friday
night was like, a dude, You're never gonna win swimming
events like I thought I would win, And there's no
way those guys are really fast.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Did I talk about it?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I may train with Tory Husk.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Oh dude, you should come out. Man, well, I make
There's plenty of stuff you could do.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I mean, you're you're gonna probably smoke me at scrabble
and Jigsaw.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Hey are they laying down and we bowling? The Are
they letting.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You do the running events?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
For sure, dude, dude, that's unfair.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm fifty one, Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is that do you have a standing Friday night poker date?
Or was that you training for Texas Hold Them?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
No, so those guys didn't know, but now they're gonna
go to the Texas Hold Them tournament. Yeah but no, No,
I'm very basic, man. I needed to have like a
little like cheat sheet. So I'm like the fish. But
I was watching the Johns Hopkins poker class last night
to get ready.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Hey, who's your partner in table tennis?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Table tennis? I didn't do a partner in case that
it conflicted. So I've got partners for pickleball though. I've
got my buddy Adam and then my friend Kendra.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right, No, but like you legit play pickleball. I wasn't
expecting to be invited to be your teammate for that.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Cornhole, dude.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I got Kendra as my cornholl partner, but I'm sure
she would, you know, allow us to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, exactly, doesn't should want to hog all the events.
But Elliott can't do mixed doubles and Kendrick could do
mixed doubles with it.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
But is there mixed doubles?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
There is, so Wardian, you could do you could do
mixed doubles with Kendron lose, and then you and I
could do doubles and win.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Sounds like a plan.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Man, did you know about that? I never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
I knew about it, like like when I was in
my late forties and I was like, oh, I can't
wait to do it when I turned fifty. But then
last year I was running the Appalachian Trail, as you know,
because you guys were there, and so I missed it
all because it's in September.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
So so yeah, this is my first year of being
able to actually do it, and it just real.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I want to clarify if this is somebody's first day
of listening. I did not run when Wardion says you
guys were there, I was not running the Appalachic Trail
with Warden.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You were there on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I was not there, all right. So but no,
I'd never heard of this thing before. But I may
I may be in.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I may be in. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, man, you should do it, and I hope like
the people in your audience like want to. I think
you can sign up until like the thirty first of
August and literally I think it's like twenty bucks for
most of the events. I think it cost me eighty
because I signed up for like golf and the cycling events.
Like I don't know, it's like ten dollars per an
event to close the roads or something. But literally it's
(21:46):
super cheap. And there's like all kinds of crazy stuff,
like you know, besides the running stuff and the pickleball,
and but they've got like bunko GISs golf.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Like okay, stop saying, stop saying.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The games that you go play at like an assisted
living facility.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
But they have a bowling I think that golf.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, I can't play golf. Are you any good at golf?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh no, I don't know the last time I played golf.
But yeah, man, until you're like why not?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
She wanted to play?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
You're the best.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I liked how cocky you were about the swimming, and
everybody's like, no, they got legit swimmers.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like I might be getting laughed.
And then I signed up for diving, so like, literally,
I'm going to go to the pool today and like
work on my dives.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Have you ever when is the last time you dove
off a diving board.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
We were just down in the BBIS and I don't
do some backflips off of.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Willie Tes. I don't know if anyone's been to the DVS,
but it's like this place. It's like an old ship
that people go to. But it's been a year, dude.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Like, so, yeah, I was watching the videos. There's some
guys you can actually dive too, so it's gonna be funny.
I'm gonna be up there trying to do like a pike.
I don't actually know even how they grade it, so
like I don't know if you can do belly flops.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Or you got to do back I don't think that
that's how they're doing it. Hey, by the way, what
is the hundred burpies a day thing?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Oh? Okay, So I started that like twenty twenty days ago,
and I'm gonna go for one hundred days, one hundred
burpies a day. Just it was like something like my
buddies and I haven't been able to get our workouts
in together because you know, people have been traveling or whatever.
And I was like, oh, I gotta hold myself accountable
to like work out, and so I started doing it.
(23:54):
And then like I've had some other friends that joined in,
and then people like that follow me.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I started doing it, so it's just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Been fun and it goes.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
I didn't realize, like I met some guys in Rehobe
Beach in Delaware at the body shop that we're doing
it too, and they were doing it from like Memorial
Day until Labor Day, and.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I was like, oh, that's something not that long.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
So I was like, okay, I'll do but like one
hundred days from now is like November six, so like
from when I started, So.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Wait a minute, quite a long time. So you do
them a hundred burpies at a time.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I tried today. I tried to do Unbroken and I
only made fifty two.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But I'll do like pussy Pussy.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I did kind of feel like I was a failure,
but then I was like whatever, and so yeah, I'll
that's the goal is to try to get under ten
minutes and then a hundred straight.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
By the way, Tyler just pulled up a video of
you doing them, Jesus christ Man.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Yeah, I've been consistent with it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
One hundred of day, Diane.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Let's start that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Okay, And when is when is college drop off.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Oh my god, dude, it's on Thursday for our son
peers that William and Mary. So we're we're we're we're
having all the feelings, like the last minute.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Is he Pierce is your oldest one, right, yeah, Pierce
is the oldest one, yep, dude, So my my, my
oldest one went back on Friday for his senior year
at Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Cried, just go cried just as much.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Seen all those videos.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Dude, It's horrible, crazy, like it's horrible. Oh, it's horrible
as bad as you think it's going to be. It's worse.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, Like my younger one, my younger one goes back
to Miami of Ohio on Wednesday, So I'll say goodbye
to him Tuesday night tomorrow night, and I'll cry, like
I'll cry myself to sleep.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It's the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh my gosh, I'm yeah, you're making me sad right now.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Tourphies. Yeah, Oh, it's the it's the worst. No, I'm
not gonna lie to you. It's the worst thing in
the world.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah, it's uh, I don't know, but aren't you kind
of excited for them?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'm like so excited for.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Like all those like they have so many cool like
opportunities and teachers and they're gonna.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Meet people absolutely, oh very much. So you're very excited.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And they're gonna go party and they're gonna go hang
out and they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Meet people and do different things. It's all very exciting,
but it still breaks your heart.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I know.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah, like every time, I like, I just can't imagine
like not seeing him every day.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
At some point let me know how, Hey, call me
on Friday.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Not well, I don't know if they do this at
Miami and Ohio or at Tennessee. But Friday we have
our own orientation at William and Mary.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
So like there we.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Have programming all day.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
But I'm happy to call you, but we will probably
be sad.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
The oh no, yeah, but then you'll will be there.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I need you at home when the house is empty,
and that dynamic changes, that's what it is, and all
of that like parent programming stuff that normally happens on
during the week, and so Jackie has to do that.
But yes, I hope it goes well. I hope moving
goes well. In Oulivan.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, enjoyed the I enjoyed the weird household.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Oh yeah, thanks man, And then I'll have some fun
stuff to talk to you, because I'm going to burning
Man on Saturday, so i'll be bad for like a day,
and then then I'll be doing my first burning Man.
And they have a bunch of like running stuff there too,
so I'm gonna be out there running.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Our old general manager of our station in Richmond he
went to burning Man one year and said he'd never
seen so many titties in his life.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
I heard you're supposed to put sunscreen everywhere, So.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, all right, brother, I will talk to you soon.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
All right, man, sign up for some stuff. Oh yeah,
everybody else in the audience, I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
As diving and swimming, I'm whip your ass and a
ton of stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Well, basketball throw I think they have the free throws.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Later, goodbye,
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