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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Halloween smut.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, I swear to god, I didn't know that was
a thing.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Absolutely, Halloween smut is its own genre. Is that what
I served for anyone out there who enjoys a good read,
indulge in an extra spooky subgenre this month?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Halloween smut?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
But like, how smut is almost it sounds like a
negative term.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, no, but it's like like.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I went into Barnes and Noble, I wouldn't ask for
Halloween smut?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But what so what would that be called? What would
that be called?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm asking you. Did you come across a better sounding name?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's gonna sound better than halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But it's like it's like, what did they call that?
Like like a kind of erotica?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, like erotica, But you're telling me it has to be.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's Halloween absolutely absolutely spookyrotica.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Uh, if you've ever wondered what it would be like
to go to poundtown with a werewolf or accidentally summon
an anthro pomorphic dragon with nothing but your moanes, So this.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Isn't you banging some dude in a Mike Meers mask.
This is you banging an actual weir wolf.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm trying to summon.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So they listed the thirteen best reviewed Halloween smut titles
for this spooky season.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
For example, hex Me Daddy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Now I don't have I don't have descriptors of all
of them.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh, look it up, hex Me Daddy, hex Me Daddy.
Can you get this stuff on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh? Yeah, Oh, I think you can get a lot
of it for audible. You can get it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And they said for their reviews, they said, some of
these are shorter reads, some of them are longer reads. Yeah,
but they have reviewed all of them.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
See it right here, I do you just want me
to read?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Did this one? Do you have a diction?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So I don't. I don't have a descriptor.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I hext my toxic ex's eggplant on which talk accidentally
some of Dave Brudy vampire Warlord into my living room.
He's hot, it's fine, and blewe the supernatural veil wide
open in front of like a half million people. Now
(02:47):
the entire world knows, which is vampires and chaos demons
are real and somehow became the magical face of accidental disclosure.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why is the description actually making it worse?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
There's a demon familiar name toaster Strudel.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now we're back.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Who writes tragic pastry poetry? My frogs have started plotting rebellions,
and every time I try to vibe, someone sends me
a cease and desist hex or a cursed muffin. But
you know what, I'm done playing nice witch. This is
my era.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Now hext me, daddy.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I've got glitter in my blood, spite in my heart,
and a whole damn fandom at my back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, Donia doesn't seem into that. Have you?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Have you thought about Corny Corny right where her soulmate
is a candy corn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I almost bought a big candy corn pillow on Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh Christ?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Why like a body pillow was on for fifteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It was from house.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That would be the worst fifteen dollars ever spent here.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'll pull it up for you, this one.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's not just a letter, it's the actual whole word.
But I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But ghost d sounds really good.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Do you have that description that right up?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, but it could be more complex than what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh that, I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Now I'm on home Sensus website. I don't have they
just do like the coffee table books.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Seduced by the swamp creature?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You're going so fast? Is is Ghosty a Port Canyon chronicle?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I believe? So?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay I found it?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh it is?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, there we go. You can never escape the town.
The legacy, the legends are your responsibility. Welcome to Port Canyon,
A very taboo dark romance.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Now, damn which one did you pull up? Seduced by
a swamp creature?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did they call it monster rotica?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh? Yeah, there you go. Oh that's good. Yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What does it say?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Darla Jean is hoping to hook a man. Her sights
are firmly set on the hunk of her small Louisiana town.
But the swamp has a surprise in store.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh I bet it does.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Before she knows that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Darla Jean finds herself snatched from the jaws of death
itself and catapulted into the arms of a mysterious new lover.
Oh his name's Gil. Now I'm going to be the
barn silently pining for her on the banks of the
Bay year.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, can I play the part of I'm the I'm
the barista at Barnes and Noble, right, and you're going
to be the customer, and you're going to ask where
would I find Seduced by the Swamp Creature?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hi, could you direct me toward the monster? Rodica sections
Seduced by the Swamp Creature?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Who's that written by?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Why?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Why is that funny?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'll tell you. Her first name is I've.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Oh my god, as soon as she got when I
turned my head.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And saw the name at the bottom of the book.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh boy, great name, great name.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So what else does she have out there?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Ivana?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
How did you spell that last name? S?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
H l O p b y k oh.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Not everyone pronounces it that one.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh oh, schloppy coke.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think that is her only book?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So then who wrote Taken by the Zombie Horde?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
She does have another swamp creature book. It's called Christmas
with the Creature?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh wow? Is that her?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It is with the mask on?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
With the mask on?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, that's Avana.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well that again, that is that's her. That's not her certificate.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now have we heard of honest question? Have no?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, I'm being sure, it's hard to believe that when.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You Diane's immature.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Now I found one called to ask Squatch.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Diane's into the monster Monster.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
This one's written by Witslorp.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So it's just it's bigfoot, but his ass is hairless
and it's huge.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Have we heard of this, honest question? Have we heard
of the Kyle Verse before?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Why does that stand out to me?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
K y l E.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, the Kyle Verse.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Is this like when they try to get all the
guys named Ryan together.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yo, that's dumb, that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, No, haven't we heard of somebody? Did something come
up where they refer to the Kyle Verse?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So there's a bunch of Kyle Verse books on here.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, that's what I'm saying. I feel like that's come
up before.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
What do they say about it?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
But like, the Kyle Verse isn't all monster rotica or
Halloween smut. I think the Kyle Verse exists year round,
if you will. But there is a Halloween smut in
the Kyle Verse called Shift. Kyle brings a werewolf lawn
(09:15):
ornament to a house and it comes to life.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Are these people.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Diane don't knock it, you've never tried it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Bitten on Halloween?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait? Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Are we doing another one?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I can only get to goodreads dot com so fast.
Do you have something forbidden?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I do, but tell me what comes up? I have
a very short description.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is this by Ivana Latrexa?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I see a lot of bitten books?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Who's there?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yourbuye? Who's is yours by?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh? I don't know who. I don't know who it's
written by.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well that's not gonna help me.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Bitten, Bitten on Halloween?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Does it say parenthetically a why choose Halloween Monster romance?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Monstrous Mistakes number two?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yes, I see it right here? Okay, decent rading. A
lot of people have read it. Wow, you want me
to read.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I have a very short description, but go ahead.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Getting chased by three real monsters through a graveyard is
and how I expected this Halloween Masquerade ball to go.
When the tall, brooding guy in the vampire costume can't
stop talking about how he wants to suck my blood,
I think he's playing it up until he sucks a
little too hard as I run off an even taller
musklar guy in a were wolf costume catches me, claiming
(10:36):
I'm his mate. I'm into the role play until he
bites me. I finally run outside to catch some air,
tripping over a hunk of a guy dressed as a zombie.
He practically drools over me, hanging over my every word,
until it turns out he's actually hungry for my brain.
Watch these three real monsters fight over me like the
last piece of Halloween candy. I just hope they learn
(10:58):
to share.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
My description was it's a threesome with a vampire, a zombie,
and a werewolf. Yep, want to read? Uh? This one
was pretty self pretty pretty Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It just kind of describes itself plowed by the Pumpkin King.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Old god, what's that rating? You have an author?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
There should be maybe just one of those, I guess.
Come on, that's the creature?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Is the guy in the is the Pumpkin King painted
like the Incredible Hull? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, he's Jack WHOA out of print?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
WHOA?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I can still get it on the kindle. Uh? Oh fun,
this is a this is a monster erotica full of
pumpkin spice. Emily, a college junior, finds herself swooning over
the barista. When her attempt to seize the Dave fails,
she instead finds herself in the warm embrace of a pumpkin.
(12:02):
There was a pause there. I didn't know it myself.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Then there's there's two that are pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Again, damn, I f to dragons.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Oh is that the one that we're summoning with our moans?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The yes?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Hold on we ya yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yea, yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Is the dragon here?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yes, it worked, it worked, moaning for monsters.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And then let me give you the last two. Number one,
Jack's Head. It's going to be a long.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Hard night. A girl gets out of her boyfriend's car
and meets up with the headless horsemen. That's all you have,
that's it, that's all you really need.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, this says Jack, gives me. Uh if I can
satisfy desires, hell, let me live fail and I'll lose
my head. It's going to be that aforementioned long hard night.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And then the last one there's a little bit of
a mystery to it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's called hay Seed.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
A woman runs into a cornfield and finds a scarecrow
and only one thing will bring him to life?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is that, Diane?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
One guess.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
What's the one thing that's going to bring the scarecrow
to life?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm not doing it standing up?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Depends how high the scarecrow, Diane like, honestly think of
the logistics.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Of course, her name is Mazy.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, that's kind of cute. You know what, instead of
candy this year, I'm going to hand out copies of
Hazy See.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
And you always complain when people give out books.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, these are good.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
These are good between that and seduced by swamp teacher creature.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm sorry, kids. What's the author's name?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I got a whole night of fun ahead of me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
There's one more on here? Maybe did you say this?
Which one people have found? I guess the list? Did
you say hollow peen?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Three women, one occult ritual, and an urban legend come
true and are waiting for you to discover just how
delicious Halloween can be. Everyone in the small town of
Hallow Springs knows that Halloween night is when the veil
of sentience is at its thinnest, so no one would
attempt a ridiculous ritual. And then I have a full moon,
(15:07):
right wrong. The romance follows two friends who tempt fate
deliciously and end up having a legendary time with the
local urban legends. Curl up with some candy on a
pumpkin spice latte while you enjoy the autumnal delights of
hollow pen. How do you see this? Cover it? I'm
(15:28):
gonna put it on the screen.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Do you need my permission?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I don't, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It's not graphic.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's just it's it's a it's one of those. It's
a thinking man's piece of artwork.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I know what I got it.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Well you can see it, so I feel like you're cheating.
You had time with it. Hallo pen, hold on, here
it comes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's by Holly Wilde.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Okay, is it up? I heard Kristen through the glass yell.
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Are you saying?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh my god? I can't figure it out.
Halloween smut.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, I swear to god, I didn't know that was
a thing.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Absolutely, Halloween smut is its own genre. Is that what
I served for anyone out there who enjoys a good read,
indulge in an extra spooky subgenre this month?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Halloween smut?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
But like, how smut is almost it sounds like a
negative term.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, no, but it's like like.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I went into Barnes and Noble, I wouldn't ask for
Halloween smut?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But what so what would that be called? What would
that be called?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm asking you. Did you come across a better sounding name?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's gonna sound better than halloween?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But it's like it's like, what did they call that?
Like like a kind of erotica?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, like erotica, But you're telling me it has to be.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's Halloween absolutely absolutely spookyrotica.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Uh, if you've ever wondered what it would be like
to go to poundtown with a werewolf or accidentally summon
an anthro pomorphic dragon with nothing but your moanes, So this.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Isn't you banging some dude in a Mike Meers mask.
This is you banging an actual weir wolf.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm trying to summon.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So they listed the thirteen best reviewed Halloween smut titles
for this spooky season.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
For example, hex Me Daddy.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Now I don't have I don't have descriptors of all
of them.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh, look it up, hex Me Daddy, hex Me Daddy.
Can you get this stuff on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh? Yeah, Oh, I think you can get a lot
of it for audible. You can get it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
And they said for their reviews, they said, some of
these are shorter reads, some of them are longer reads. Yeah,
but they have reviewed all of them.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
See it right here, I do you just want me
to read?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Did this one? Do you have a diction?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So I don't. I don't have a descriptor.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I hext my toxic ex's eggplant on which talk accidentally
some of Dave Brudy vampire Warlord into my living room.
He's hot, it's fine, and blewe the supernatural veil wide
open in front of like a half million people. Now
(02:47):
the entire world knows, which is vampires and chaos demons
are real and somehow became the magical face of accidental disclosure.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why is the description actually making it worse?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
There's a demon familiar name toaster Strudel.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now we're back.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Who writes tragic pastry poetry? My frogs have started plotting rebellions,
and every time I try to vibe, someone sends me
a cease and desist hex or a cursed muffin. But
you know what, I'm done playing nice witch. This is
my era.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Now hext me, daddy.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I've got glitter in my blood, spite in my heart,
and a whole damn fandom at my back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, Donia doesn't seem into that. Have you?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Have you thought about Corny Corny right where her soulmate
is a candy corn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I almost bought a big candy corn pillow on Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh Christ?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Why like a body pillow was on for fifteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It was from house.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That would be the worst fifteen dollars ever spent here.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'll pull it up for you, this one.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's not just a letter, it's the actual whole word.
But I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But ghost d sounds really good.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Do you have that description that right up?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, but it could be more complex than what you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh that, I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Now I'm on home Sensus website. I don't have they
just do like the coffee table books.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Seduced by the swamp creature?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You're going so fast? Is is Ghosty a Port Canyon chronicle?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I believe? So?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay I found it?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh it is?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, there we go. You can never escape the town.
The legacy, the legends are your responsibility. Welcome to Port Canyon,
A very taboo dark romance.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Now, damn which one did you pull up? Seduced by
a swamp creature?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did they call it monster rotica?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh? Yeah, there you go. Oh that's good. Yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What does it say?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Darla Jean is hoping to hook a man. Her sights
are firmly set on the hunk of her small Louisiana town.
But the swamp has a surprise in store.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh I bet it does.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Before she knows that.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Darla Jean finds herself snatched from the jaws of death
itself and catapulted into the arms of a mysterious new lover.
Oh his name's Gil. Now I'm going to be the
barn silently pining for her on the banks of the
Bay year.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, can I play the part of I'm the I'm
the barista at Barnes and Noble, right, and you're going
to be the customer, and you're going to ask where
would I find Seduced by the Swamp Creature?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hi, could you direct me toward the monster? Rodica sections
Seduced by the Swamp Creature?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Who's that written by?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Why?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Why is that funny?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'll tell you. Her first name is I've.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Oh my god, as soon as she got when I
turned my head.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And saw the name at the bottom of the book.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh boy, great name, great name.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So what else does she have out there?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Ivana?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
How did you spell that last name? S?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
H l O p b y k oh.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Not everyone pronounces it that one.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh oh, schloppy coke.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think that is her only book?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So then who wrote Taken by the Zombie Horde?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
She does have another swamp creature book. It's called Christmas
with the Creature?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh wow? Is that her?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It is with the mask on?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
With the mask on?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, that's Avana.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well that again, that is that's her. That's not her certificate.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now have we heard of honest question? Have no?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, I'm being sure, it's hard to believe that when.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You Diane's immature.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Now I found one called to ask Squatch.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Diane's into the monster Monster.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
This one's written by Witslorp.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So it's just it's bigfoot, but his ass is hairless
and it's huge.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Have we heard of this, honest question? Have we heard
of the Kyle Verse before?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Why does that stand out to me?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
K y l E.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, the Kyle Verse.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Is this like when they try to get all the
guys named Ryan together.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yo, that's dumb, that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, No, haven't we heard of somebody? Did something come
up where they refer to the Kyle Verse?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So there's a bunch of Kyle Verse books on here.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, that's what I'm saying. I feel like that's come
up before.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
What do they say about it?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
But like, the Kyle Verse isn't all monster rotica or
Halloween smut. I think the Kyle Verse exists year round,
if you will. But there is a Halloween smut in
the Kyle Verse called Shift. Kyle brings a werewolf lawn
(09:15):
ornament to a house and it comes to life.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Are these people.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Diane don't knock it, you've never tried it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Bitten on Halloween?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait? Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Are we doing another one?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I can only get to goodreads dot com so fast.
Do you have something forbidden?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I do, but tell me what comes up? I have
a very short description.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is this by Ivana Latrexa?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I see a lot of bitten books?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Who's there?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yourbuye? Who's is yours by?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh? I don't know who. I don't know who it's
written by.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well that's not gonna help me.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Bitten, Bitten on Halloween?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Does it say parenthetically a why choose Halloween Monster romance?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Monstrous Mistakes number two?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yes, I see it right here? Okay, decent rading. A
lot of people have read it. Wow, you want me
to read.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I have a very short description, but go ahead.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Getting chased by three real monsters through a graveyard is
and how I expected this Halloween Masquerade ball to go.
When the tall, brooding guy in the vampire costume can't
stop talking about how he wants to suck my blood,
I think he's playing it up until he sucks a
little too hard as I run off an even taller
musklar guy in a were wolf costume catches me, claiming
(10:36):
I'm his mate. I'm into the role play until he
bites me. I finally run outside to catch some air,
tripping over a hunk of a guy dressed as a zombie.
He practically drools over me, hanging over my every word,
until it turns out he's actually hungry for my brain.
Watch these three real monsters fight over me like the
last piece of Halloween candy. I just hope they learn
(10:58):
to share.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
My description was it's a threesome with a vampire, a zombie,
and a werewolf. Yep, want to read? Uh? This one
was pretty self pretty pretty Uh?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It just kind of describes itself plowed by the Pumpkin King.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Old god, what's that rating? You have an author?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
There should be maybe just one of those, I guess.
Come on, that's the creature?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Is the guy in the is the Pumpkin King painted
like the Incredible Hull? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, he's Jack WHOA out of print?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
WHOA?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I can still get it on the kindle. Uh? Oh fun,
this is a this is a monster erotica full of
pumpkin spice. Emily, a college junior, finds herself swooning over
the barista. When her attempt to seize the Dave fails,
she instead finds herself in the warm embrace of a pumpkin.
(12:02):
There was a pause there. I didn't know it myself.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Then there's there's two that are pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Again, damn, I f to dragons.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Oh is that the one that we're summoning with our moans?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The yes?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Hold on we ya yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yea, yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Is the dragon here?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yes, it worked, it worked, moaning for monsters.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And then let me give you the last two. Number one,
Jack's Head. It's going to be a long.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Hard night. A girl gets out of her boyfriend's car
and meets up with the headless horsemen. That's all you have,
that's it, that's all you really need.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, this says Jack, gives me. Uh if I can
satisfy desires, hell, let me live fail and I'll lose
my head. It's going to be that aforementioned long hard night.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And then the last one there's a little bit of
a mystery to it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's called hay Seed.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
A woman runs into a cornfield and finds a scarecrow
and only one thing will bring him to life?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is that, Diane?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
One guess.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
What's the one thing that's going to bring the scarecrow
to life?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm not doing it standing up?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Depends how high the scarecrow, Diane like, honestly think of
the logistics.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Of course, her name is Mazy.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, that's kind of cute. You know what, instead of
candy this year, I'm going to hand out copies of
Hazy See.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
And you always complain when people give out books.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, these are good.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
These are good between that and seduced by swamp teacher creature.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm sorry, kids. What's the author's name?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I got a whole night of fun ahead of me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
There's one more on here? Maybe did you say this?
Which one people have found? I guess the list? Did
you say hollow peen?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Three women, one occult ritual, and an urban legend come
true and are waiting for you to discover just how
delicious Halloween can be. Everyone in the small town of
Hallow Springs knows that Halloween night is when the veil
of sentience is at its thinnest, so no one would
attempt a ridiculous ritual. And then I have a full moon,
(15:07):
right wrong. The romance follows two friends who tempt fate
deliciously and end up having a legendary time with the
local urban legends. Curl up with some candy on a
pumpkin spice latte while you enjoy the autumnal delights of
hollow pen. How do you see this? Cover it? I'm
(15:28):
gonna put it on the screen.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Do you need my permission?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I don't, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It's not graphic.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's just it's it's a it's one of those. It's
a thinking man's piece of artwork.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I know what I got it.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Well you can see it, so I feel like you're cheating.
You had time with it. Hallo pen, hold on, here
it comes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's by Holly Wilde.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Okay, is it up? I heard Kristen through the glass yell.
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Are you saying?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh my god? I can't figure it out.
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