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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Elly of the Morning, Selom Elliott. I'm got Oh
Hi Zach Ross, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
How? How pumped are you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh my god, I can't wait. Are you kidding me?
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm excited for you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The I being in the casino last night, Zach I
started to get such the itch, and I started the
show talking about that because we gave away the one
trip at the casino.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
At one point last night, Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't know if you were up when we started
this morning, I was talking to two women, early thirties,
late twenties, early thirties, very very nice ladies.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're both federal workers.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
At one point I became such a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I was betting. One of them said I have to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I bet her friend whether she was going one or two,
and then sent an independent witness in to get the results.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh that's the best I want? Like, Oh I all
I wanted, dude, I cannot tell. I was texting my
host in Vegas. He was trying to get me to
come out. I was trying to trying to make it work.
All I want four? Am you me? Tyler? You're chain
smoke and blown smoke in my face. Tyler's bombed, just
(01:15):
popping dice until his shoes fall off. Oh that's all
I want. I weren't just screaming round Tyler. Hit them all, baby,
get all. That's all I want. Oh my god, you
guys are gonna have the best trip.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I do believe though, And remember, Kristen and Tyler have
never been there, never been there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I know, I know, and I'm worried. I hope they
like it. I hope they like doge Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You can't. It's the best thing in the World's I
will be feeding you bets all weekend. Okay, we're gonna
kick it off tonight. You want have anything to do? Okay,
we're gonna kick it off. We're gonna take the Nerds
Yale plus seven and a half, and then we're going
with your son's team Tennessee first half only. They're going
(02:09):
to smoke them. Okay, and then if you feel like
we also have the cops playing, yes, take them on
the puck line. But that's like, that's just like I
call that a sweetener bet because you don't really focused
on it. But then you're gonna say, oh, they won, right,
So that's kind of like a little fun bet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But you imagine Diane sitting in the sports We're going, hey,
first half only, first half home.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't even understand what he's talking about. You understand,
take us home? And then what is that ex hip Diane?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Walk up, walk up with one hundred dollars. Bill, Just
walk up, say Tennessee, first half. That's all you have
to say.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Zach reminds us, Zach, remind us, what was what was
your advice for when you're flying out there? You place
a bet, and then when you're in the air, you have.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To place an airplane bet flying of vegan. So whenever
you guys are flying, let me know, I will find
a game for you. Okay, you have to have an
airplane batcase. Then when you land, you're already up. You're
already making money. You're making money before your feet have
touched the ground. And and then the plane it's a
(03:16):
five and a half hour flight. Fam goes by in
a heartbeat because your heart's pounding the whole flight.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's great, best.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Everyone everyone's flying out there. Everyone's just a degenerate, you know,
you just have a plane of degenerate people are like
playing blackjack on their phone.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They're oh my god, you were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Trying to learn how to play baccara, you know, like
and we're you know, Tyler's gonna get into bakara. You
think you're gonna be peeling the cards back, buddy, You're
gonna get a little I got Tyler peel the cards.
Sack go fucky.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Like, oh my god, Zach, for your first trip out there,
what did you play when you were a Vegas virgin?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Crap, baby, crap. First thing I did at twelve oh one?
Walked up, I got the player's card, walked over. We're
at Harrah's the great. Here's about Hara's. You can feel
like you're smoking without smoking. Walk in to get one
cancer just by walking in. And I started tossing dice.
(04:26):
Oh my god, it's great.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And that's the other thing is I want again, Like Dinyan,
you've never played craps right now, I want the just
the experience of throwing dice on a table is awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like that is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that you should say you've at least done
once in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And I'll tell you this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'll tell you this, if even if you don't want
to bet, and you'll see this happen sometimes where I like,
if it's a husband and wife and they're together with
the same pool of money, like the husband will be
doing the betting. And I'm not saying that because the
woman doesn't know what she's doing. It's just a safe bet.
The He'll have his wife throw the dice. So I
could be playing craps. I can have Tyler throw the dice.
(05:09):
You don't even need to be gambling, but you should.
Everybody in their life should have the experience of throwing
dice on a crafts table.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Two people per every chip stack is what you need
to know. Okay, that's true. For every chip stack, you
can have two people roll. Okay. One of my best
memories I was at CIRCA. I had no money left, okay,
point was six. Okay, I had all all all my
money on point and a hard six. I banged a
(05:39):
heart six in the corner. My buddy gave me a
piggyback ride around the whole casino. That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But no, Zach, And here's where you're right. Here's where
you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
If you if if you're a hot roller at a table, dude,
you are everybody's best friend. They are, they're high five
in you. They'll come over and give you a hug.
And like guys with money, if you're hot, dude, they
are making bank bank. They will come over there, maybe
a kiss on the cheek, like it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh I dude, I was in ac last July. Rolled
up to a crafts table. First thing I did. Walked
up one to the crafts table. Guy rolled for ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You were just printing money. It was an infinite money glitch.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
More not loose, more important, Diane, let me get back
to you. You're gonna walk up to the window with
your one hundred dollars and what are you gonna tell them?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Tennessee first half bingo? Guys, there you go. Should I
say it with more conviction?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can say it however you want, Diane, however you want.
When they print the ticket, just check it, make sure
it's right, walk away. It's gonna win a lot. Call
those a lot in sports seven And what's the and
let's not forget about the nerds. Okay, the nerd game. Okay,
they're gonna cover the spread. They're nerds. Okay, They're gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do it, all right, Zach. I will talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good guys, Oh we will, well, I will all.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm very good. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
If that doesn't get you going. Although I did see
my favorite quote in all of this lead up yesterday,
and it wasn't tied to Problem Gambling Awareness Month, which
which is March.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It was just some random throwaway. It said Vegas wasn't
built on winners.
Hi, Elly of the Morning, Selom Elliott. I'm got Oh
Hi Zach Ross, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
How? How pumped are you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh my god, I can't wait. Are you kidding me?
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm excited for you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The I being in the casino last night, Zach I
started to get such the itch, and I started the
show talking about that because we gave away the one
trip at the casino.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
At one point last night, Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't know if you were up when we started
this morning, I was talking to two women, early thirties,
late twenties, early thirties, very very nice ladies.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're both federal workers.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
At one point I became such a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I was betting. One of them said I have to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I bet her friend whether she was going one or two,
and then sent an independent witness in to get the results.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh that's the best I want? Like, Oh I all
I wanted, dude, I cannot tell. I was texting my
host in Vegas. He was trying to get me to
come out. I was trying to trying to make it work.
All I want four? Am you me? Tyler? You're chain
smoke and blown smoke in my face. Tyler's bombed, just
(01:15):
popping dice until his shoes fall off. Oh that's all
I want. I weren't just screaming round Tyler. Hit them all, baby,
get all. That's all I want. Oh my god, you
guys are gonna have the best trip.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I do believe though, And remember, Kristen and Tyler have
never been there, never been there.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I know, I know, and I'm worried. I hope they
like it. I hope they like doge Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You can't. It's the best thing in the World's I
will be feeding you bets all weekend. Okay, we're gonna
kick it off tonight. You want have anything to do? Okay,
we're gonna kick it off. We're gonna take the Nerds
Yale plus seven and a half, and then we're going
with your son's team Tennessee first half only. They're going
(02:09):
to smoke them. Okay, and then if you feel like
we also have the cops playing, yes, take them on
the puck line. But that's like, that's just like I
call that a sweetener bet because you don't really focused
on it. But then you're gonna say, oh, they won, right,
So that's kind of like a little fun bet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But you imagine Diane sitting in the sports We're going, hey,
first half only, first half home.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't even understand what he's talking about. You understand,
take us home? And then what is that ex hip Diane?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Walk up, walk up with one hundred dollars. Bill, Just
walk up, say Tennessee, first half. That's all you have
to say.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Zach reminds us, Zach, remind us, what was what was
your advice for when you're flying out there? You place
a bet, and then when you're in the air, you have.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To place an airplane bet flying of vegan. So whenever
you guys are flying, let me know, I will find
a game for you. Okay, you have to have an
airplane batcase. Then when you land, you're already up. You're
already making money. You're making money before your feet have
touched the ground. And and then the plane it's a
(03:16):
five and a half hour flight. Fam goes by in
a heartbeat because your heart's pounding the whole flight.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's great, best.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Everyone everyone's flying out there. Everyone's just a degenerate, you know,
you just have a plane of degenerate people are like
playing blackjack on their phone.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They're oh my god, you were.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Trying to learn how to play baccara, you know, like
and we're you know, Tyler's gonna get into bakara. You
think you're gonna be peeling the cards back, buddy, You're
gonna get a little I got Tyler peel the cards.
Sack go fucky.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Like, oh my god, Zach, for your first trip out there,
what did you play when you were a Vegas virgin?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Crap, baby, crap. First thing I did at twelve oh one?
Walked up, I got the player's card, walked over. We're
at Harrah's the great. Here's about Hara's. You can feel
like you're smoking without smoking. Walk in to get one
cancer just by walking in. And I started tossing dice.
(04:26):
Oh my god, it's great.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And that's the other thing is I want again, Like Dinyan,
you've never played craps right now, I want the just
the experience of throwing dice on a table is awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like that is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that you should say you've at least done
once in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And I'll tell you this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'll tell you this, if even if you don't want
to bet, and you'll see this happen sometimes where I like,
if it's a husband and wife and they're together with
the same pool of money, like the husband will be
doing the betting. And I'm not saying that because the
woman doesn't know what she's doing. It's just a safe bet.
The He'll have his wife throw the dice. So I
could be playing craps. I can have Tyler throw the dice.
(05:09):
You don't even need to be gambling, but you should.
Everybody in their life should have the experience of throwing
dice on a crafts table.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Two people per every chip stack is what you need
to know. Okay, that's true. For every chip stack, you
can have two people roll. Okay. One of my best
memories I was at CIRCA. I had no money left, okay,
point was six. Okay, I had all all all my
money on point and a hard six. I banged a
(05:39):
heart six in the corner. My buddy gave me a
piggyback ride around the whole casino. That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But no, Zach, And here's where you're right. Here's where
you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
If you if if you're a hot roller at a table, dude,
you are everybody's best friend. They are, they're high five
in you. They'll come over and give you a hug.
And like guys with money, if you're hot, dude, they
are making bank bank. They will come over there, maybe
a kiss on the cheek, like it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh I dude, I was in ac last July. Rolled
up to a crafts table. First thing I did. Walked
up one to the crafts table. Guy rolled for ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You were just printing money. It was an infinite money glitch.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
More not loose, more important, Diane, let me get back
to you. You're gonna walk up to the window with
your one hundred dollars and what are you gonna tell them?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Tennessee first half bingo? Guys, there you go. Should I
say it with more conviction?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can say it however you want, Diane, however you want.
When they print the ticket, just check it, make sure
it's right, walk away. It's gonna win a lot. Call
those a lot in sports seven And what's the and
let's not forget about the nerds. Okay, the nerd game. Okay,
they're gonna cover the spread. They're nerds. Okay, They're gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Do it, all right, Zach. I will talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good guys, Oh we will, well, I will all.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm very good. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
If that doesn't get you going. Although I did see
my favorite quote in all of this lead up yesterday,
and it wasn't tied to Problem Gambling Awareness Month, which
which is March.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It was just some random throwaway. It said Vegas wasn't
built on winners.
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