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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did Logan ever?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Or Tom?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I guess Tom, Oh you never lived with her? Yeah,
I never lived with him, but U but he did
live at a house. But I was in college, right,
So No, Tom definitely did.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Not didn't throw a party. Did Logan?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Did Logan? It's possible, but nothing to the caller's story
point where it was like, oh, the neighbors around it,
amount there was I never heard anything like that.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So you didn't know that he was having a party.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So if he hosted some guests and it wasn't approved
by my mother.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I would you have said something?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Would I have said something?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's funny because I was thinking, I'm not really close
with my brother. But if I'm hearing about something bad
that's going to affect my mom, I probably would have
told her, well.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't know that it's going to affect her in
a bad way.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, I wouldn't want like kids maybe drinking underage at
her house.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What if year, what if Logan said, they're not nobody's drinking,
we're just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, then I don't know if I would have heard
about it ahead of time or even during the fact.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
No, but if he was like, hey, listen, mom and
mom and dad are going to be uh, they're away
for the weekend. I'm going to have you know, I'm
having about fifteen twenty people over.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We're telling me this.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, oh we talk once every two months, right, but
this happened to be the one time he would have
told me we're not cool like that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Did your siblings ever?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
There's such great space between us.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I'm sure that like when I was real little, but
I don't remember that parties were had.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Right, But your siblings would have, like you're the older ones,
would have had a party, yeah, and you wouldn't have
said anything. No. I was little, right, Okay, but I
mean little people can say stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I know, as far as I know, I never knoked
anybody out.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Did you No? No, no, no, never had a party.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Your sister never did, Nope.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Neither of us ever hosted today.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Uh. Now, when I was living on my own and
still in high school, then yes, I had a couple
of parties, but not bad ones, not big ones.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So weren't there opportunities? Weren't you guys home alone a lot, yeah,
living even to a family. Yeah, but we never never
hosted parties. Duel hosted?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh that that you can't mix the groups. No, no, no,
that you can't do.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It's not uncommon though, to mix the friend group. Yeah,
if you've got like people who are like two years apart.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So I'm fifteen, everybody you're thirteen, and I'm dividing my friends.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, I don't want your loser friends at my party.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
No, you didn't clear that with me. I got people coming.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The No, actually no they're not, because I'm gonna yell
at them. I'll beat them up.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
This is how the house of car comes crashing down.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No, No, you know why we never why we never
had parties because like, we had gone to parties, and
I was always afraid, even when I was living on
my own, I was always afraid because we had gone
to parties where people trashed houses. Absolutely, and I didn't
want that, Like, I never wanted that to be the case.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, that's why.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The one time I had people over was in college
and it was a smaller, smallish group. And even though
a small hole was made in the wall, my brother
got blamed for it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The uh.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh god, I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
No, no, no, but like a like, listen, a hole
in the wall can happen, right, like that's not that's
not a big deal. But I'm talking about like a
buddy of mine's kid through a party. This goes back
a couple of years and like he was gone out
of town with his wife and his kid, threw a
party and the people that came over literally ripped all
the kitchen cabinets off the wall.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Why literally just to be dicks because they were drunk
and screwing around and being a holes and they destroyed
the house. They literally ripped every single kitchen cabinet off
the wall with all the stuff in it. Oh my god,
everything went. Yeah, everything the kids end up paying for it?
(04:01):
Which ones the repairs? Wait, his own kids, No.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Everybody his kid the other ones, and that I don't
damage that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's criminal.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yes, that's like to get the cabinets replaced.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, there's no reason I was not there. It's like
you went to her house. I was not there, nor
my kids weren't.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'd kill somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm with Diane, Diane, the you already have the murdered
charge with the squatters.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's cost to replace cabinets in a house.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
How about everything in them? Pase gone? Everything was gone,
I told you the milkman story.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Didn't I.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Did his kids have a party like that?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No, But Sam has an older brother and when they
were teen, I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Think I knew that, so he definitely didn't tell us
the story.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So Sam, Sam and his brother had a party when
his parents were out of town. Yeah, And he invited
a bunch of people over, and people came over it.
They didn't they didn't trash the house like, they didn't like,
rip cabinets and stuff down. But in the like Sam
like Sam went upstairs or went to his room or
whatever it is. And in the morning he came out
(05:10):
and a bunch of people had crashed, like they'd been
drinking all night, and a bunch of people crashed at
the house. And in the morning he saw one of
the guys eating cereal out of the Now I don't
know if this happens to a lot of people, but
the guy was eating cereal out of the passover dishes.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh, now, that's never happened to you, Kristin.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So Sam took all of the passover dishes and just
and broke him and told his parents he dropped them. Yeah,
because like you couldn't tell your parents that you were
drinking milk and cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Out of the paysocket dishes.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Wow, again, that's probably not as common of an issue,
but same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But but again, that was a mixing of friends.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Aaron M. Barlow, my sister and I threw a huge
party in high school while mom was in Mexico. Our
cousin was staying with us. She not only knarked us out,
but called my dad to come get us and told
my granddad I was a whore. So the cousin was
the cousin not on board? But the party was the
(06:20):
I wonder if the cousin was so nervous, But who was.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
It was the cousin a little older and and sort
of tasked with taking care of them.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
But did the cousin. The cousin knarked out to family.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Right, Yeah, called the Aaron's.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Father and by the way, she's a whore.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Told the granddad that my god, not the dad. What
went down at that party?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh, so you think it was a party. And someone
walked in on erin. Aaron broke down on the way
to the kitchen and someone was pushing her.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
There never been on a roller coaster. That was the.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Voice is that, But that's where the laugh started. She
was getting pushed to the kitchen. Aaron, does this hurt.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Or was it?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yuha?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Then turned into dufha?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Why did she share anything with us?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Because I love Aaron? I love Aaron. Line one Hi
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Does this mean?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
This is called her? My sister through a party while
my parents were in Virginia Beach and I went with
them because I was younger, and all my stuff got stolen,
just my stuff, and she had cars parked from the
whole neighborhood. And when when they got home, they didn't
(07:52):
know about it, but the neighbor walked over and ratted
her out. And yeah, I mean, but she she was
so messed up that she even left her own party
to go to another party.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Hey when you say they ratted her out though, to
whom my parents, Oh god, that sucks.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Like the neighbors. Yeah, like this is an older neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So yeah, but still like that sucks.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
That's what real comment.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When I lived in neighbors neighbors telling you when your
kids had a party.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
When I lived in Olney, remember Sheriff Bob lived next
door and his daughter was the one that would go
around the neighborhood stealing beer out of people's garage fridges.
She she used to have parties when sheriff Bob and
his wife weren't home.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I never knocked once. You never knoked once. You want
to be cool the well. Yeah. Also, I was like,
you know what, minds your own house?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
My younger hold on This says no name, So okay,
this is from Instagram. My younger sister threw a party
at my parents when they were out of town. A
neighbor texted them about a lot of cars, and my
mom asked me to drive over and inspect. Forty plus
people were there. A kid was peeing in the corner
in the basement. Kids were having sex in my parents' bed.
(09:09):
When my wife walked in on them. The earl leaned
over and threw up on the floor. Used condoms were everywhere.
The place wreaked of booze and weed. My sister locked
herself in the bathroom for an hour, crying. Parents got
home in the middle of the night. No names, but
(09:29):
you can mention that this was a Bishop O'Connell party.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, well, you know what good news? Two things good news.
It's on brand for Bishop O'Connell number two. They were
using condoms. That makes me happy. That makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Good. They're smart, they're being smart. How about that?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
So he's not only an older sibling, he's married. I
had to go over with my wife to check on
my younger sister. Oh my god, you're essentially then the parents.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, and I don't even know what you'd do at
that point.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Man, that sounds like a movie scene.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Hi Ellie of the morning. Hey are you doing this?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
May?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
But the principal at Bishop O'Connell will tell you none
of our kids.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ever do anything piece of garbage. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, sir, Hey, how are you doing it? This?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Make Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
So, when I was in maybe twelfth grade, maybe right
after high school, my parents went to Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
For vacation and they left me alone. So I had
a party just about every single night they were gone.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
The nice size house, so between like eighty one hundred
people at the house.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And they wouldn't park at the house. They'd parked down.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
The street, so smart and right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You couldn't see anything from the front of the house.
My neighbors were really cool.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
W everything.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
So maybe about two weeks in, you know, the house
is full of people, maybe eighty people in the house,
and I get a phone call.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I get everyone to be quiet. I pick up the
phone and it's my dad and he said, you know,
they were still in Florida. They were going to stay
another couple of days and just checking on everything. So,
you know, we all keep partying, blah blah blah. Maybe
two in the morning, I hear a bunch of commotions
and I was upstairs, you know, in my bedroom with
some people, and apparently my parents had got home.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh crap.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So so, you know, he told me they were still
in Florida, but they weren't right.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Clearly, dude was he didn't lose his mind.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
So here's the thing. I hadn't seen my dad for
two weeks, right, and they were in Florida. So someone
was banging on the bedroom door, and I was like,
go see who it is. And they didn't say anything.
So I was like, well, if they don't want to
say they aren't, don't let him in. And they kept
banging on the door and eventually my friend Wi cracked
the door and my dad pushed into the into the
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bedroom and I hadn't. I hadn't seen my dad for weeks.
He was in a Florida so he was rotanan and
I couldn't recognize him when I was drunk and I
was like, who are you? And he was like, who
am I? He said, who am I? Patrick?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Patrick?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I said, you're my dad.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's awesome. That's awesome, all right? Do I appreciate it?
Thank you? My friend?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yes, Kyle Aaron Barlow with some follow up, Oh please.
The cousin who rabbed them out was out with her boyfriend,
so not at the party, but was staying with them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Why is still why rat them out?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
We came back to a scene where she said someone
set a bar deodorant on fire in the driveway. Is
that a thing?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Is taking a bat to a ceramic vase a thing?
Because my friends definitely did that.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But the reason the cousin told granddad Aaron was a whore?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
She told him that Aaron went to Nagas Head with
nine dudes.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Line eight. It's me Patrick, Hi elliot in the morning. Yeah, Hi,
who's this? This is Brian, Yes, sir, what can I.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Do for you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Laay crew?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Yeah, So my mom used to go out of town
all the time when I.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Was in high school, and so it was just me
and my little sister, and I was for parties.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
She was four years younger than I was though, so I.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Was maybe sixteen seventeen and she was.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
What maybe twelve thirteen, And so throw these parties and
then my mom could always tell because we would.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Clean up so well after she came up. Yeah, why
why is this place so clean?
Speaker 8 (14:14):
But one party, we had made a cake in the
shape of a male organ as you say, yep, a penis,
And somehow the cake got started to get thrown around
and the cake got everywhere.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
It looked like a murder scene.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
So we cleaned it.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
And how she found out was some cake got into
the train of the tub and the tub got clogged,
and she unclogged it and found cake inside the tub drain.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And said, what the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And so I had to explain, that's pretty good. But
here's the here's the other thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Like, even if my sister had thrown a party, I
would have been like, I don't know if this is
off bringing it, but I would.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Have been so paranoid that people were gonna trash the house. Yeah,
like I would never. I would never. And that was
one of my fears, is that the boys would throw
parties at the house.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Now, they definitely had friends over and we knew about it,
but like it was never like Jackie and I were
gone or something and the boys threw a party.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But perhaps they also hadn't seen firsthand this destruction that
you saw, oh when you were there.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But you know what, I'm proud of everybody for everybody
who is nark That's not what I'm proud of you for.
But everybody who's narked has nark too. Family members, like
neighbors or whatever. It is. Three siblings somewhere in Cleveland,
live with their mom. Dad goes out of town for
(16:00):
work or whatever it was. He went out of town,
the older sister. So it's two girls and a boy,
the older sister, and they were all told specifically no parties. Well,
don't come to my house, like, don't come over here,
no parties, know nothing, my house is off limits.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Older sister throws a party. Fifteen kids are at the house.
The younger siblings were so nervous, scared, and angry.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
They told that the older sister was using the dad's
apartment or house for a party.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Right, They told the police.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Oh god, that's a quick way to get it busted.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They told the police. Could you imagine that?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That that They didn't know what else to do?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Nothing, don't call the police.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So you'd be super nervous and paranoid, but you still
wouldn't call the police.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I never could, no, no, I could watch every kitchen
cabinet hit the floor. I am not calling the cops,
and my cousin's a war the So the cops showed up.
The only good news is the cops showed up and
there were there were a bunch of teenagers in the
in the dad's house. Thank god they weren't drinking. So
(17:19):
it's a lame party, but thank god they weren't drinking.
You know what the cops did, what the cops called
the parents of every kid there and made them come
pick them up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's the common.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Brother, he was at somebody's house and the cops called
your parents to go pick him up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's common.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Maybe not if there's more than a dozen. Yeah, believe
there's a ton of kids. But that has happened.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I just the only the only time I remember something
like that happening is I remember being at a friend's
house and the cops showing up at their house and
the cops driving people home.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
There was like three or four cop cars that showed up,
and the cops were like, we're driving everybody home, and like,
so the two guys that I was with, it was
three of us in the backseat of the cop car,
and we pulled up to one buddy's house and he
marched him right up and knocked on the door, and
his mom answered the door, and the cop. I mean,
you can't hear the in the police car. Second kid,
same thing. I was the last one. Second kid, same thing,
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marched him up there, knocked on the door, and the kid,
you know, parents opened the door and there's the cops
standing there with their kid.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
God, I didn't have to worry about that.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You were already living by yourself at that point.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Told them nobody gonna answer. Nobody's here. I didn't tell
I was living alone. No, I just told him there's
nobody home, right, And I mean, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Take me to jail? I mean, I guess they could have,
but he thanked God, he just let me go.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
See my brother did get a ride via cop to
the police station.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Did your parents have to pick him up there?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yes, But I think that's better than the cops showing
up for your neighbors to see at your house with
your kids.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah. Oh, I agree. You know a lot of kids
and I didn't.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I didn't instruct my boys to do this, But a
lot of kids had a thing that like, let's say,
for example, your kid, your kid had a deal that
if if he got arrested or was taken to jail,
instead of calling his parents to come get him, because
he knows that's trouble, to call me to come get him.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So that way, you're like, my parents aren't home, so
but I can call a neighbor or whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
And that way, at least somebody who's not going to
spank your ass the whole time picks you up. And
that's that, By the way, that is a thinking child.
That is a kid that that's an entrepreneur. Oh so
that wasn't a deal you had with the parents.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, that was a deal you had with the kids. Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I thought it was, because you cannot have someone that
enraged behind the wheel of a car.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh no, no, that was the deal you had with parents, Like, hey,
mister single, if I get busted.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I was like, yeah, call and then you're not telling anyone.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, no, I would definitely tell parent.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yes, you do have to tell the parents.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah, but you're better off crashing at my house and
I'll we'll go to your parents in the morning, as
opposed to getting your ass whipped in the police parking lot.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Or Tyler is crashing his car.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Could you at the station? Could you imagine Tyler having
to go pick his kids up the jail? God line eight?
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Come on in class, he virgeon from seven.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I doing great, real quick?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (20:34):
We used to have blowout parties. My dad worked two jobs,
those divorce divorce families, so mom won't around. But my
brother was a year older and we would charge three
dollars of red Solo cup to come through the door.
And it was like animal house three four nights a
week there. It was a blowout so many times, so
many crazy parties.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The cops were cool.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
They would show up like clockwork at ten eleven o'clock.
Come on, boy, you gotta get this party. You gotta
get this party wrapped up here and blowed it down.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Shut it down, all.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Right, cool, no problem, get come give me fifteen minutes.
I'd shut it down. I have a wad of cash
on dys.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I was gonna say, dude, how much money did you
make cleaned up?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
I mean we had wads of cash. We'd go down
sneaking hammerjacks and blow out. I mean, go down hammer Jackson,
blow all the money that night.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
It was crazy. Dad would sometimes hear this one.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Dad was so cool.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Sometimes he would come home from his second job, and
I get the hottest chicks in the place and to
flirt with them. Here, give him twenty bucks, forty bucks ego.
He walked down to the local pub and plays poking
machines or whatever hang out there.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But he'd still let you keep having the parties.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
He would still let us have the blowout, like the
hottest chicks and they were flirting with them.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He didn't care.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
He would last giggle or whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And then he had home.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Back down there, they would sweep talk him. They'd be like, please,
just a little bit longer, mister Terri.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Please.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
You know they didn't care, all right, just a little
bit longer I'll be back later.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, dude, I appreciate it, my friend.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Although do you remember do you remember the adrenaline rush
if you were at a friend's house and the cops
showed up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, the the sprints would.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Do through the backyard absolute or vaulty yard vault If
you saw flashlight in the backyard, dude, you you would
diving over fars.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Fences, trees, bushes.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That was. That was.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That was some of my fastest running.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
But still nothing compares to the thrill of nine dudes
and Nag's head.
Did Logan ever?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Or Tom?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I guess Tom, Oh you never lived with her? Yeah,
I never lived with him, but U but he did
live at a house. But I was in college, right,
So No, Tom definitely did.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Not didn't throw a party. Did Logan?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Did Logan? It's possible, but nothing to the caller's story
point where it was like, oh, the neighbors around it,
amount there was I never heard anything like that.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So you didn't know that he was having a party.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So if he hosted some guests and it wasn't approved
by my mother.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I would you have said something?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Would I have said something?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's funny because I was thinking, I'm not really close
with my brother. But if I'm hearing about something bad
that's going to affect my mom, I probably would have
told her, well.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You don't know that it's going to affect her in
a bad way.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, I wouldn't want like kids maybe drinking underage at
her house.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What if year, what if Logan said, they're not nobody's drinking,
we're just hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, then I don't know if I would have heard
about it ahead of time or even during the fact.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
No, but if he was like, hey, listen, mom and
mom and dad are going to be uh, they're away
for the weekend. I'm going to have you know, I'm
having about fifteen twenty people over.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We're telling me this.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, oh we talk once every two months, right, but
this happened to be the one time he would have
told me we're not cool like that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Did your siblings ever?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
There's such great space between us.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I'm sure that like when I was real little, but
I don't remember that parties were had.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Right, But your siblings would have, like you're the older ones,
would have had a party, yeah, and you wouldn't have
said anything. No. I was little, right, Okay, but I
mean little people can say stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I know, as far as I know, I never knoked
anybody out.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Did you No? No, no, no, never had a party.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Your sister never did, Nope.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Neither of us ever hosted today.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Uh. Now, when I was living on my own and
still in high school, then yes, I had a couple
of parties, but not bad ones, not big ones.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So weren't there opportunities? Weren't you guys home alone a lot, yeah,
living even to a family. Yeah, but we never never
hosted parties. Duel hosted?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh that that you can't mix the groups. No, no, no,
that you can't do.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
It's not uncommon though, to mix the friend group. Yeah,
if you've got like people who are like two years apart.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So I'm fifteen, everybody you're thirteen, and I'm dividing my friends.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, I don't want your loser friends at my party.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
No, you didn't clear that with me. I got people coming.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The No, actually no they're not, because I'm gonna yell
at them. I'll beat them up.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
This is how the house of car comes crashing down.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No, No, you know why we never why we never
had parties because like, we had gone to parties, and
I was always afraid, even when I was living on
my own, I was always afraid because we had gone
to parties where people trashed houses. Absolutely, and I didn't
want that, Like, I never wanted that to be the case.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, that's why.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The one time I had people over was in college
and it was a smaller, smallish group. And even though
a small hole was made in the wall, my brother
got blamed for it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
The uh.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh god, I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
No, no, no, but like a like, listen, a hole
in the wall can happen, right, like that's not that's
not a big deal. But I'm talking about like a
buddy of mine's kid through a party. This goes back
a couple of years and like he was gone out
of town with his wife and his kid, threw a
party and the people that came over literally ripped all
the kitchen cabinets off the wall.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Why literally just to be dicks because they were drunk
and screwing around and being a holes and they destroyed
the house. They literally ripped every single kitchen cabinet off
the wall with all the stuff in it. Oh my god,
everything went. Yeah, everything the kids end up paying for it?
(04:01):
Which ones the repairs? Wait, his own kids, No.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Everybody his kid the other ones, and that I don't
damage that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's criminal.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yes, that's like to get the cabinets replaced.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, there's no reason I was not there. It's like
you went to her house. I was not there, nor
my kids weren't.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I'd kill somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm with Diane, Diane, the you already have the murdered
charge with the squatters.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's cost to replace cabinets in a house.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
How about everything in them? Pase gone? Everything was gone,
I told you the milkman story.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Didn't I.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Did his kids have a party like that?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No, But Sam has an older brother and when they
were teen, I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Think I knew that, so he definitely didn't tell us
the story.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So Sam, Sam and his brother had a party when
his parents were out of town. Yeah, And he invited
a bunch of people over, and people came over it.
They didn't they didn't trash the house like, they didn't like,
rip cabinets and stuff down. But in the like Sam
like Sam went upstairs or went to his room or
whatever it is. And in the morning he came out
(05:10):
and a bunch of people had crashed, like they'd been
drinking all night, and a bunch of people crashed at
the house. And in the morning he saw one of
the guys eating cereal out of the Now I don't
know if this happens to a lot of people, but
the guy was eating cereal out of the passover dishes.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh, now, that's never happened to you, Kristin.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So Sam took all of the passover dishes and just
and broke him and told his parents he dropped them. Yeah,
because like you couldn't tell your parents that you were
drinking milk and cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Out of the paysocket dishes.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Wow, again, that's probably not as common of an issue,
but same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But but again, that was a mixing of friends.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Aaron M. Barlow, my sister and I threw a huge
party in high school while mom was in Mexico. Our
cousin was staying with us. She not only knarked us out,
but called my dad to come get us and told
my granddad I was a whore. So the cousin was
the cousin not on board? But the party was the
(06:20):
I wonder if the cousin was so nervous, But who was.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
It was the cousin a little older and and sort
of tasked with taking care of them.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
But did the cousin. The cousin knarked out to family.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Right, Yeah, called the Aaron's.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Father and by the way, she's a whore.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Told the granddad that my god, not the dad. What
went down at that party?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh, so you think it was a party. And someone
walked in on erin. Aaron broke down on the way
to the kitchen and someone was pushing her.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
There never been on a roller coaster. That was the.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Voice is that, But that's where the laugh started. She
was getting pushed to the kitchen. Aaron, does this hurt.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Or was it?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yuha?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Then turned into dufha?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Why did she share anything with us?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Because I love Aaron? I love Aaron. Line one Hi
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Does this mean?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
This is called her? My sister through a party while
my parents were in Virginia Beach and I went with
them because I was younger, and all my stuff got stolen,
just my stuff, and she had cars parked from the
whole neighborhood. And when when they got home, they didn't
(07:52):
know about it, but the neighbor walked over and ratted
her out. And yeah, I mean, but she she was
so messed up that she even left her own party
to go to another party.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Hey when you say they ratted her out though, to
whom my parents, Oh god, that sucks.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Like the neighbors. Yeah, like this is an older neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So yeah, but still like that sucks.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
That's what real comment.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
When I lived in neighbors neighbors telling you when your
kids had a party.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
When I lived in Olney, remember Sheriff Bob lived next
door and his daughter was the one that would go
around the neighborhood stealing beer out of people's garage fridges.
She she used to have parties when sheriff Bob and
his wife weren't home.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I never knocked once. You never knoked once. You want
to be cool the well. Yeah. Also, I was like,
you know what, minds your own house?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
My younger hold on This says no name, So okay,
this is from Instagram. My younger sister threw a party
at my parents when they were out of town. A
neighbor texted them about a lot of cars, and my
mom asked me to drive over and inspect. Forty plus
people were there. A kid was peeing in the corner
in the basement. Kids were having sex in my parents' bed.
(09:09):
When my wife walked in on them. The earl leaned
over and threw up on the floor. Used condoms were everywhere.
The place wreaked of booze and weed. My sister locked
herself in the bathroom for an hour, crying. Parents got
home in the middle of the night. No names, but
(09:29):
you can mention that this was a Bishop O'Connell party.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, well, you know what good news? Two things good news.
It's on brand for Bishop O'Connell number two. They were
using condoms. That makes me happy. That makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Good. They're smart, they're being smart. How about that?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
So he's not only an older sibling, he's married. I
had to go over with my wife to check on
my younger sister. Oh my god, you're essentially then the parents.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, and I don't even know what you'd do at
that point.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Man, that sounds like a movie scene.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Hi Ellie of the morning. Hey are you doing this?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
May?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
But the principal at Bishop O'Connell will tell you none
of our kids.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ever do anything piece of garbage. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, sir, Hey, how are you doing it? This?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Make Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
So, when I was in maybe twelfth grade, maybe right
after high school, my parents went to Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
For vacation and they left me alone. So I had
a party just about every single night they were gone.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
The nice size house, so between like eighty one hundred
people at the house.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And they wouldn't park at the house. They'd parked down.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
The street, so smart and right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You couldn't see anything from the front of the house.
My neighbors were really cool.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
W everything.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
So maybe about two weeks in, you know, the house
is full of people, maybe eighty people in the house,
and I get a phone call.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I get everyone to be quiet. I pick up the
phone and it's my dad and he said, you know,
they were still in Florida. They were going to stay
another couple of days and just checking on everything. So,
you know, we all keep partying, blah blah blah. Maybe
two in the morning, I hear a bunch of commotions
and I was upstairs, you know, in my bedroom with
some people, and apparently my parents had got home.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh crap.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So so, you know, he told me they were still
in Florida, but they weren't right.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Clearly, dude was he didn't lose his mind.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
So here's the thing. I hadn't seen my dad for
two weeks, right, and they were in Florida. So someone
was banging on the bedroom door, and I was like,
go see who it is. And they didn't say anything.
So I was like, well, if they don't want to
say they aren't, don't let him in. And they kept
banging on the door and eventually my friend Wi cracked
the door and my dad pushed into the into the
(12:07):
bedroom and I hadn't. I hadn't seen my dad for weeks.
He was in a Florida so he was rotanan and
I couldn't recognize him when I was drunk and I
was like, who are you? And he was like, who
am I? He said, who am I? Patrick?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Patrick?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I said, you're my dad.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's awesome. That's awesome, all right? Do I appreciate it?
Thank you? My friend?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yes, Kyle Aaron Barlow with some follow up, Oh please.
The cousin who rabbed them out was out with her boyfriend,
so not at the party, but was staying with them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Why is still why rat them out?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
We came back to a scene where she said someone
set a bar deodorant on fire in the driveway. Is
that a thing?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Is taking a bat to a ceramic vase a thing?
Because my friends definitely did that.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But the reason the cousin told granddad Aaron was a whore?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
She told him that Aaron went to Nagas Head with
nine dudes.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Line eight. It's me Patrick, Hi elliot in the morning. Yeah, Hi,
who's this? This is Brian, Yes, sir, what can I.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Do for you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Laay crew?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Yeah, So my mom used to go out of town
all the time when I.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Was in high school, and so it was just me
and my little sister, and I was for parties.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
She was four years younger than I was though, so I.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Was maybe sixteen seventeen and she was.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
What maybe twelve thirteen, And so throw these parties and
then my mom could always tell because we would.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Clean up so well after she came up. Yeah, why
why is this place so clean?
Speaker 8 (14:14):
But one party, we had made a cake in the
shape of a male organ as you say, yep, a penis,
And somehow the cake got started to get thrown around
and the cake got everywhere.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
It looked like a murder scene.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
So we cleaned it.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
And how she found out was some cake got into
the train of the tub and the tub got clogged,
and she unclogged it and found cake inside the tub drain.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And said, what the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And so I had to explain, that's pretty good. But
here's the here's the other thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Like, even if my sister had thrown a party, I
would have been like, I don't know if this is
off bringing it, but I would.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Have been so paranoid that people were gonna trash the house. Yeah,
like I would never. I would never. And that was
one of my fears, is that the boys would throw
parties at the house.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Now, they definitely had friends over and we knew about it,
but like it was never like Jackie and I were
gone or something and the boys threw a party.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But perhaps they also hadn't seen firsthand this destruction that
you saw, oh when you were there.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But you know what, I'm proud of everybody for everybody
who is nark That's not what I'm proud of you for.
But everybody who's narked has nark too. Family members, like
neighbors or whatever. It is. Three siblings somewhere in Cleveland,
live with their mom. Dad goes out of town for
(16:00):
work or whatever it was. He went out of town,
the older sister. So it's two girls and a boy,
the older sister, and they were all told specifically no parties. Well,
don't come to my house, like, don't come over here,
no parties, know nothing, my house is off limits.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Older sister throws a party. Fifteen kids are at the house.
The younger siblings were so nervous, scared, and angry.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
They told that the older sister was using the dad's
apartment or house for a party.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Right, They told the police.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Oh god, that's a quick way to get it busted.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They told the police. Could you imagine that?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That that They didn't know what else to do?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Nothing, don't call the police.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So you'd be super nervous and paranoid, but you still
wouldn't call the police.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I never could, no, no, I could watch every kitchen
cabinet hit the floor. I am not calling the cops,
and my cousin's a war the So the cops showed up.
The only good news is the cops showed up and
there were there were a bunch of teenagers in the
in the dad's house. Thank god they weren't drinking. So
(17:19):
it's a lame party, but thank god they weren't drinking.
You know what the cops did, what the cops called
the parents of every kid there and made them come
pick them up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's the common.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Brother, he was at somebody's house and the cops called
your parents to go pick him up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's common.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Maybe not if there's more than a dozen. Yeah, believe
there's a ton of kids. But that has happened.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I just the only the only time I remember something
like that happening is I remember being at a friend's
house and the cops showing up at their house and
the cops driving people home.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
There was like three or four cop cars that showed up,
and the cops were like, we're driving everybody home, and like,
so the two guys that I was with, it was
three of us in the backseat of the cop car,
and we pulled up to one buddy's house and he
marched him right up and knocked on the door, and
his mom answered the door, and the cop. I mean,
you can't hear the in the police car. Second kid,
same thing. I was the last one. Second kid, same thing,
(18:22):
marched him up there, knocked on the door, and the kid,
you know, parents opened the door and there's the cops
standing there with their kid.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
God, I didn't have to worry about that.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You were already living by yourself at that point.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Told them nobody gonna answer. Nobody's here. I didn't tell
I was living alone. No, I just told him there's
nobody home, right, And I mean, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Take me to jail? I mean, I guess they could have,
but he thanked God, he just let me go.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
See my brother did get a ride via cop to
the police station.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Did your parents have to pick him up there?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yes, But I think that's better than the cops showing
up for your neighbors to see at your house with
your kids.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah. Oh, I agree. You know a lot of kids
and I didn't.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I didn't instruct my boys to do this, But a
lot of kids had a thing that like, let's say,
for example, your kid, your kid had a deal that
if if he got arrested or was taken to jail,
instead of calling his parents to come get him, because
he knows that's trouble, to call me to come get him.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So that way, you're like, my parents aren't home, so
but I can call a neighbor or whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
And that way, at least somebody who's not going to
spank your ass the whole time picks you up. And
that's that, By the way, that is a thinking child.
That is a kid that that's an entrepreneur. Oh so
that wasn't a deal you had with the parents.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, that was a deal you had with the kids. Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I thought it was, because you cannot have someone that
enraged behind the wheel of a car.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh no, no, that was the deal you had with parents, Like, hey,
mister single, if I get busted.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I was like, yeah, call and then you're not telling anyone.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, no, I would definitely tell parent.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yes, you do have to tell the parents.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah, but you're better off crashing at my house and
I'll we'll go to your parents in the morning, as
opposed to getting your ass whipped in the police parking lot.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Or Tyler is crashing his car.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Could you at the station? Could you imagine Tyler having
to go pick his kids up the jail? God line eight?
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Come on in class, he virgeon from seven.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I doing great, real quick?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 10 (20:34):
We used to have blowout parties. My dad worked two jobs,
those divorce divorce families, so mom won't around. But my
brother was a year older and we would charge three
dollars of red Solo cup to come through the door.
And it was like animal house three four nights a
week there. It was a blowout so many times, so
many crazy parties.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The cops were cool.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
They would show up like clockwork at ten eleven o'clock.
Come on, boy, you gotta get this party. You gotta
get this party wrapped up here and blowed it down.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Shut it down, all.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Right, cool, no problem, get come give me fifteen minutes.
I'd shut it down. I have a wad of cash
on dys.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I was gonna say, dude, how much money did you
make cleaned up?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
I mean we had wads of cash. We'd go down
sneaking hammerjacks and blow out. I mean, go down hammer Jackson,
blow all the money that night.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
It was crazy. Dad would sometimes hear this one.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Dad was so cool.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Sometimes he would come home from his second job, and
I get the hottest chicks in the place and to
flirt with them. Here, give him twenty bucks, forty bucks ego.
He walked down to the local pub and plays poking
machines or whatever hang out there.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But he'd still let you keep having the parties.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
He would still let us have the blowout, like the
hottest chicks and they were flirting with them.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He didn't care.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
He would last giggle or whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And then he had home.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Back down there, they would sweep talk him. They'd be like, please,
just a little bit longer, mister Terri.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Please.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
You know they didn't care, all right, just a little
bit longer I'll be back later.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, dude, I appreciate it, my friend.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Although do you remember do you remember the adrenaline rush
if you were at a friend's house and the cops
showed up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, the the sprints would.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Do through the backyard absolute or vaulty yard vault If
you saw flashlight in the backyard, dude, you you would
diving over fars.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Fences, trees, bushes.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That was. That was.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That was some of my fastest running.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
But still nothing compares to the thrill of nine dudes
and Nag's head.
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