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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you fill out a profile on a I've never
I've never been on a on a dating app. Right,
the if you if you fill out your profile like
I I understand that the like you may include like
how tall you are, or like like how personal do
you get on the profile?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't get too personal.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
They don't need to know everything.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, right, kind of Uh, let them use their imagination
a little bit. It gotta be some mystery in the exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Is this where he met the second wife?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Great question, is that where you met wife number two?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Actually I never was on a dating app until after
the separation, So this is my first thought.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, so okay, then let me ask you this since
you're kind of new to it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Since you're kind of new to it, you're looking around
and you're looking for you know some uh, you know,
somebody that you want to that's interesting to you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Right that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Maybe I'm not saying you want to marry, but you're
gonna go out on a date date with would you
want her? Would you want this woman to include in
her profile that she has a speech impediment?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, it's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You'd rather learn that in person. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Absolutely, I don't want to be biased me neither.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh, the tone suggested otherwise, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You maybe want to know what it is?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, you'll figure it out on when you when you
talk to them in person, Say again what it is?
It's a woman also looking to date.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, sure we all are.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
You want to know what the impediment is?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I mean there's all difference.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I drink too much sometimes I have an impediment.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
But yeah, I mean that's well, there's a difference between
like you got a nice body and like, well.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
That's the cunner is not an impediment. Well, now you're
being half tongue in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, that's a speech impediment, Diane. If you got five
half a tongue, you wouldn't want to know that. What
you're going to show up and have doom?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I'm telling you it's you meet the person person in person.
You're going to figure it out right quick.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You don't want to watch my dog he's the table.
Well that's about the other part of my impediment is
my jaw falls off. No, you don't want to sit
down and go like, oh, there she is. I recognize
your photo. I wouldn't Hi, how are you.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh, I wouldn't think somebody is going to put that
in their profile.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think you should put that in your profile.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's who I am. Wouldn't you rather them not select
you than get to the restaurant and be.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like, oh my god?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Well, I think as Josh said, and he was ready
for it off the cuff, He's like, oh, sometimes when
I drink too much, I have speech issues as well.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
When was the last time you had too many beers talking?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, Elliott?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I mean, if you have a webs toe or you're
missing a finger, you're gonna put that on.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
There also, sir, like, can we please be honest when
we're sitting at that bar. You don't know if I
have a web toe. In a web toe, you're not
gonna There are plenty of people who are not going
to date a speech impediment. Let's at least be realistic
with ourselves. You're not throwing the towel in on a
web toe.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean some people could have a phobia with water,
and it reminds him of amphibians.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Smooth talker, I'll go to bed with you.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh sorry, response to everything now, speech impediments, You're you're
giving a rather drastic example.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It could be anything.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Give me, give me the speech impediments. Cleff lips.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No, that isn't No, that's not an impediment. That's a
birth defect. Right, But it messes with your speech, Yes,
as a symptom of the bigger problem that you have
the cleft right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, but I had it, I know. But what was
my friend's name who had that? Lee? Ko h cock
he No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I will call Jackie, called Jackie, she'll tell you he
he had a cleft lip, and he got it. He
got it repaired, right, so he had a little scar,
but the impediment was still there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, does he also have to list that he's prone
to ear infections because of it too? But it can
It can be something like a lisp.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's the only one that I could think of.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
How drastick?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
So you even a lisp? You want someone writing that
on a dating profile?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
How drastick?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Can we can we please not pretend that we're all
Saint Teresa's.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I wouldn't hesitate to date someone who out of spas impediment.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Me neither. Elliott.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, that's been established already. I think that you're lying.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It depends on what it is? Why can't people be honest?
I am, I am.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
The person you're you're texting back and forth. You you
decide to meet, you meet the person face to face.
If it bothers you that much, then you make the decision.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But wouldn't you rather not take up their time and
their effort in the letdown?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Why am I getting ghosted? Even?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Who?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Maybe if you you don't you don't like connect romantically,
maybe they end up being a friend for you.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Because everybody that you try to go on a date
with through through tender is now your best friend.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm just getting no, I'm looking to get it wet.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
God, that was worse than luck.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Then if you're just gonna bang somebody, you probably wouldn't
care about an impediment anyway, that's true?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well maybe not, maybe not? How jacked up as that
whole jaw area? Oh god? Again, you guys don't think
like regular people.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Why do you all of I'm thinking pediments involve major
anatomical issues like a halftug right and left lip. Hey,
you won front majority of speech impediments. There are no
outward signs the yeah I'm hearing them, No, no, no, I'm
talking about superficient.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh where I could see it? Yes, yeah, no, maybe not.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But the only one that anybody's got is a list
that I don't care about.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A list. So what you'd like to sing yoursses? That
wouldn't bother me? Oh, that wouldn't bother me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I thought that was out of the question.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, a list list would be.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, it depends on how dramatic and how much are
you mocking the person a lot once they go to
the bathroom. Holy crap, you got to hear this list?
She hot though, Well, it hits the sack, the no no,
but but.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
A lisp is not a big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So I'm reading about this woman.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
She's thirty two years old, she has all she said that,
she's got a very recognizable speech impediment. Yeah, she's she
wants to date, she's had problems with the speech impediment
in the past. She's getting on the sites and she's like,
I don't know whether this is supposed to go on
there or not. She's like, for the same reason I don't.
I don't want to get somewhere. And now all of
a sudden, I think we're having a great dinner, only
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to find out not gonna happen because whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But you can't give me anything more than does she
got a lisp?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What does she describe her She didn't say what it
is other than it's pretty noticeable. Okay, what are what are?
What are giant? Top five? Let's play the feud. Top
five speech impediments are on the board. All you've given
me is a lisp. I don't think people run from
a lisp.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You just said how bad.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It depends on how severe.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Because I'm thinking, like in my head, I'm just thinking
of somebody with like an unusual voice. I mean, I
don't know that's.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Necessarily paralyzed vocal cords. That's what that car that's good?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that a speech impediment? It certainly can lead to one.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, chronic chronic paralyzed vocal cords.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Hi, Diane, let's sit down and have dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're gonna date that for the next twenty years of
your life, Diane?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are we ready to go? That doesn't bother.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
You when you do it?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh okay, so it does. Just be honest, that's all
I'm asking. I am.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm just saying, you give the person a chance meet
them face to face. You're on a dating app.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Right, yeah, no, I try.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I understand you're looking for options.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right, I understand that. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yes, what's the one?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Hey, Diane, do you mind if I hold your hand
while we're walking?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Why do you sound like you've got potential?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Because I'm my vocal cords are paralyzed.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yes, And that's what they would say.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
They would say, like, hey, what did you think of Diane?
I'd be like, she's got potential. That is a speech impediment.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I am just of the mindset of gives.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Way here, I'll go get the car, Diane.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
That's not saying it's going to work out, but at
least give at least give him a chance. I don't
think you need to put that in a in a profile.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm telling you, I think there's merit to it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
What is it called? He didn't say marriage? He said
in marriage?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh I went my marry And Diane, you.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
You often point this out and we sort of uh agree, no, no, no,
sort of sit here silently shamed, feeling shameful when somebody
it's I don't think it's a list. But when somebody,
instead of saying our says a w.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Like y, we you mock that?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh what is that called elma fud?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No, No, that's a good one. That's not a list.
So what is that speech pediment?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, but you're asking Diana and name the top five
as Also also some people refer to it as a
turn off.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Hello, Diane, you want to join me for dinner?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Now they're talking like a three year.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
What water.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Watch of wine? So key, show about the water?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Okay, I said, w for ours, not the entire thing
like Diane said, So.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm gonna work that ass. No, that's Elmer Fudd. That's
what you got, uh em have.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's the syndrome.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Are you gonna have the lamb or the rabbit?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Kill theb Okay, now you're mocking man, Well you said
rabbit a chef killed a rabbit?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Roodicism?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
How about weach around? Wait?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
What is it called e roodicism? I've never seen this word. Erodi,
also commonly known as Elmer Fudd syndrome.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Thank you? Oh but Diane doesn't care. Diane doesn't care?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Is a is a speech and pediment characterized by a
sound change that converts one consonant to a rhodic consonant
in a certain environment. The most common, the most common
John is Z to.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
R zita r nice rebra.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Zena like like meet me at the room, like.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
That one you can get?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
How many words do I say that I have a
Z and very few? Yeah, I don't that that one's
you can get away with that one. You would just
never play like the rylophone.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's an x.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
If. If this is global, as I'm sure it's not
just American can unwhip your pants. Other languages may deal
with it more than we do in English, with our with.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Our beautiful language frequency letter. You s right, Okay, that's fine,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But have you heard of that?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No? I heard of Elmer Fudd disease.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's what it's known colloquially.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Hi, Diane, I would love to know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You want to advertise your.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
What do you the inflection doesn't happen. We see what
happens on that on that second syllable.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Because he is trying to be Elmer Fudd.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But you don't kill, don't you don't kill, don't be
the cartoon character.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I also have progner with Diane.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Just talk and and and flip out a W for ours,
flip out a W for substitute.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Right, Oh, so I keep my regular voice, right, so
I'm gonna waked ass. Yes see, but that's not elmer
fudd Elmer fuddy.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Or turned off by you saying I'm going to wreck
that ass when I just met said.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Start saying, Buffalo, I have the beef on wreck? Does
it go both ways?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Give him another shot. You've just sat down together at
the table, right okay, and you're waiting for uh the
waiter to come over.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I had a great ride on the Metro. I was
just weeding.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh what are you reading?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You wouldn't know that, you would, you said, weeding?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
What do you think? What are you doing on the metro?
Are you down on your hands and knees in the soil?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm glad you could meet me on this Saturday evening.
I was in the backyard weeding.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Oh yeah, nice day for it.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh the weather could trip him up? Does it go
the other way?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh never mind? Then yeah, no, I'm reading a book.
Oh what are you reading? Then say again?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh, he would struggle with your last name. You better
take his?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The oh stup? Oh yeah, you gotta write that down.
I gotta know what.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I want to know what this woman is dealing with?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
They don't specify the woman who's asking for the advice
about whether or not she should put it in her.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Profile, right, Hoby writes, did I tell you it's bad?
Hoby says, at no point did she say she sounds
like a word? Burton line six?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Hi Elliott the morning? Sorry Ward Burton? Yes, who's this?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good morning in Richmond? Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Lee? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So this is before dating apps, But I meet this
girl online and we striped up this instant message conversation.
So we're chatting over aim. This girl's amazing. She loves
the same music as I do. We shared that passion,
always had great conversations. So finally we get to the
point where she's like, hey, let's let's meet up. We
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go out to this date and I noticed she had
a speech imprediment. All right, there's something a little off,
but it's okay. This girl's beautiful. I know that we
share the same passions. But the date was the most
awkward freaking day that I have been doing on and
I'm like, what.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Is going on?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's not like she's not even listening to me. And
so after this date and I'm going back and like,
what went wrong? I thought we hit it off. I
thought it was so great. Turns out she contrasts to
me she was deaf. Oh, and the whole conversation she's
reading my lips.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Wow, wow, my god. Yeh, my god.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
And did you end up dating her for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
We continued chatting, but I couldn't get past the fact
that she that she held that off on me and
it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So you were pissed that she didn't tell you. I
would want to know. I would want to know in
that case for two reasons, right. Number one is if
you're blind, I don't want to cover my mouth while
I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, blind, he said she was blind.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No death, you know, I confuse those you know she
was so wait, so she had that blind talk, not
that depth talk god death talk.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah and so and that was the thing.
I was like, this is because I'm in during the day,
like I'm processing it, right, I'm like, well, she didn't
tell me she had this speech impediment. But it's not
that bad. You know, there's a little of the wah
wah wall and yeah, but but it's okay, it's a
but then yeah, it turned out no, no, no, it's
way deeper than that.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Right, and she was she was she would lie by omission.
I understand that. I understand that. Why can't I thank you, sir?
Why can't I get Why can't because that's a good
speech impediment. Why can't I get that in my head?
Like to try it?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Because your morals are fighting you?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
No, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I can hear it, but I can't get it out
Like I could do Elmer Fudd all day, but.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I can't in Aaron in Elliott, I.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just want to while people are trying to figure out
yeay or nay, I want them to get a taste of.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Quite a few people say they don't think it needs
to be in the dating profile, but you when you're
setting up and communicating with the person that the people
FaceTime before meeting on it aw I.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Just assumed it's before they go out. I mean, I
guess you would have the FaceTime or just have a
regular phone conversation.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Both they'll FaceTime. Yeah, cam Ron, I can't hear you
Elliott anything known live. That's it. I got it. I'll
let it go. But I wanted to prove to myself
I could gain Thank goodness, where am I going?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay? Can we stick to.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Good morning, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
I don't want to say my name because I'm actually
aunentating app but I have to put on there that
I have to drink.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Can I ask you that to me? Not a speech impediment?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But do you.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You don't think I don't, which I mean I don't.
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it does count as speech impediment.
But can I ask you this?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do you do you have the ticks or do you
have the yelling?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
I have both and the yelling. Luckily I test my medicine. Sorry,
it's called cell and that's when you have the urge
to yell out vulgar and comfort. That is a speech
impediment because you don't want to go out on a
date and then tell everybody you know to off.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So, yeah, you know what, the the tick part wouldn't
bother me. That wouldn't bother me. The the I think
the yelling my only fear there. I don't even know
that that would bother me. Well, you know what my fear.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Is, you'd get me in a fight like you're arguing.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
No yell.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That guy comes over and I don't know that they
buy Oh sorry, my my tender date has turetts like
I don't know, I just that would be my fear,
that would be my here But I don't, you know,
it's funny.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I don't think of Tourett's as a speech impediment.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Well what do you think of it as?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't know, I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
It's a condition.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It is a problem that, like to you, is a
it's a condition, neuro disorder, and those are the signs
of it.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, I really don't.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, although I mean, I guess that's rude to somebody
who has a speech impediment where or something wrong?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't know. Yeah, no, I'm good with that. I'm
good with that. But you put that on there? You
do put that on the profile?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Yeah, yes, because I will yell out volgar things and
it could be embarrassed to people, and I don't want
to put them in that. I'm used to it. I
don't care, but you know, people will get offended.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Wow, that was awesome. That was awesome. That was awesome.
I date you in a second. That was.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
My whole goal was to keep you on the phone
long enough to see if that happened. And it happened,
and what happened because no one heard it. Oh she
yelled f off right the middle of the conversation. It
was great, it was great. I would date you all day.
Unless you said that to a large man, muscular that
was sitting right next to me.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
So I think it's kind of ape. So I put
that on there to warn them.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
So, oh, I met. We met on gold fish. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you, thank you for cousin.
That was great.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
But I get that was great. I get it. It
was even though she kept talking about it. I didn't
expect it to happen. Said she said she was taking medication.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, yeah, but I take aspirin sometimes I still have
a headache.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Well I don't have any tics. I just vocalized no.
But I think your problem was Yeah, you're thinking of
it as a like we said, a neurodevelopmental disorder, and
here are the effects of that. If I have a lisp,
it's just because maybe my jaw is not aligned perfectly,
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and that's it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's or my tongue.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I was born with my tongue slightly out of position.
Oh hello, no, no, not half a position, slightly tary,
slightly white, I also have the olmophood my white, you
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am my vocal corns.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
I'm sorry, what
When you fill out a profile on a I've never
I've never been on a on a dating app. Right,
the if you if you fill out your profile like
I I understand that the like you may include like
how tall you are, or like like how personal do
you get on the profile?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't get too personal.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
They don't need to know everything.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, right, kind of Uh, let them use their imagination
a little bit. It gotta be some mystery in the exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Is this where he met the second wife?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Great question, is that where you met wife number two?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Actually I never was on a dating app until after
the separation, So this is my first thought.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, so okay, then let me ask you this since
you're kind of new to it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Since you're kind of new to it, you're looking around
and you're looking for you know some uh, you know,
somebody that you want to that's interesting to you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Right that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Maybe I'm not saying you want to marry, but you're
gonna go out on a date date with would you
want her? Would you want this woman to include in
her profile that she has a speech impediment?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, it's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You'd rather learn that in person. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Absolutely, I don't want to be biased me neither.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh, the tone suggested otherwise, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You maybe want to know what it is?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, you'll figure it out on when you when you
talk to them in person, Say again what it is?
It's a woman also looking to date.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, sure we all are.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
You want to know what the impediment is?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I mean there's all difference.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I drink too much sometimes I have an impediment.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
But yeah, I mean that's well, there's a difference between
like you got a nice body and like, well.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
That's the cunner is not an impediment. Well, now you're
being half tongue in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, that's a speech impediment, Diane. If you got five
half a tongue, you wouldn't want to know that. What
you're going to show up and have doom?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I'm telling you it's you meet the person person in person.
You're going to figure it out right quick.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You don't want to watch my dog he's the table.
Well that's about the other part of my impediment is
my jaw falls off. No, you don't want to sit
down and go like, oh, there she is. I recognize
your photo. I wouldn't Hi, how are you.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Oh, I wouldn't think somebody is going to put that
in their profile.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think you should put that in your profile.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's who I am. Wouldn't you rather them not select
you than get to the restaurant and be.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Like, oh my god?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Well, I think as Josh said, and he was ready
for it off the cuff, He's like, oh, sometimes when
I drink too much, I have speech issues as well.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You do.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
When was the last time you had too many beers talking?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, Elliott?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I mean, if you have a webs toe or you're
missing a finger, you're gonna put that on.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
There also, sir, like, can we please be honest when
we're sitting at that bar. You don't know if I
have a web toe. In a web toe, you're not
gonna There are plenty of people who are not going
to date a speech impediment. Let's at least be realistic
with ourselves. You're not throwing the towel in on a
web toe.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean some people could have a phobia with water,
and it reminds him of amphibians.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Smooth talker, I'll go to bed with you.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh sorry, response to everything now, speech impediments, You're you're
giving a rather drastic example.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It could be anything.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Give me, give me the speech impediments. Cleff lips.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No, that isn't No, that's not an impediment. That's a
birth defect. Right, But it messes with your speech, Yes,
as a symptom of the bigger problem that you have
the cleft right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, but I had it, I know. But what was
my friend's name who had that? Lee? Ko h cock
he No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I will call Jackie, called Jackie, she'll tell you he
he had a cleft lip, and he got it. He
got it repaired, right, so he had a little scar,
but the impediment was still there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, does he also have to list that he's prone
to ear infections because of it too? But it can
It can be something like a lisp.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's the only one that I could think of.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
How drastick?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
So you even a lisp? You want someone writing that
on a dating profile?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
How drastick?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Can we can we please not pretend that we're all
Saint Teresa's.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I wouldn't hesitate to date someone who out of spas impediment.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Me neither. Elliott.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, that's been established already. I think that you're lying.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It depends on what it is? Why can't people be honest?
I am, I am.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
The person you're you're texting back and forth. You you
decide to meet, you meet the person face to face.
If it bothers you that much, then you make the decision.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But wouldn't you rather not take up their time and
their effort in the letdown?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Why am I getting ghosted? Even?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Who?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Maybe if you you don't you don't like connect romantically,
maybe they end up being a friend for you.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Because everybody that you try to go on a date
with through through tender is now your best friend.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm just getting no, I'm looking to get it wet.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
God, that was worse than luck.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Then if you're just gonna bang somebody, you probably wouldn't
care about an impediment anyway, that's true?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well maybe not, maybe not? How jacked up as that
whole jaw area? Oh god? Again, you guys don't think
like regular people.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Why do you all of I'm thinking pediments involve major
anatomical issues like a halftug right and left lip. Hey,
you won front majority of speech impediments. There are no
outward signs the yeah I'm hearing them, No, no, no, I'm
talking about superficient.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh where I could see it? Yes, yeah, no, maybe not.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But the only one that anybody's got is a list
that I don't care about.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A list. So what you'd like to sing yoursses? That
wouldn't bother me? Oh, that wouldn't bother me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I thought that was out of the question.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, a list list would be.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, it depends on how dramatic and how much are
you mocking the person a lot once they go to
the bathroom. Holy crap, you got to hear this list?
She hot though, Well, it hits the sack, the no no,
but but.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
A lisp is not a big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So I'm reading about this woman.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
She's thirty two years old, she has all she said that,
she's got a very recognizable speech impediment. Yeah, she's she
wants to date, she's had problems with the speech impediment
in the past. She's getting on the sites and she's like,
I don't know whether this is supposed to go on
there or not. She's like, for the same reason I don't.
I don't want to get somewhere. And now all of
a sudden, I think we're having a great dinner, only
(07:14):
to find out not gonna happen because whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But you can't give me anything more than does she
got a lisp?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What does she describe her She didn't say what it
is other than it's pretty noticeable. Okay, what are what are?
What are giant? Top five? Let's play the feud. Top
five speech impediments are on the board. All you've given
me is a lisp. I don't think people run from
a lisp.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You just said how bad.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It depends on how severe.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Because I'm thinking, like in my head, I'm just thinking
of somebody with like an unusual voice. I mean, I
don't know that's.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Necessarily paralyzed vocal cords. That's what that car that's good?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that a speech impediment? It certainly can lead to one.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, chronic chronic paralyzed vocal cords.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Hi, Diane, let's sit down and have dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're gonna date that for the next twenty years of
your life, Diane?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are we ready to go? That doesn't bother.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
You when you do it?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh okay, so it does. Just be honest, that's all
I'm asking. I am.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm just saying, you give the person a chance meet
them face to face. You're on a dating app.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Right, yeah, no, I try.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I understand you're looking for options.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right, I understand that. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yes, what's the one?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Hey, Diane, do you mind if I hold your hand
while we're walking?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Why do you sound like you've got potential?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Because I'm my vocal cords are paralyzed.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yes, And that's what they would say.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
They would say, like, hey, what did you think of Diane?
I'd be like, she's got potential. That is a speech impediment.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I am just of the mindset of gives.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Way here, I'll go get the car, Diane.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
That's not saying it's going to work out, but at
least give at least give him a chance. I don't
think you need to put that in a in a profile.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm telling you, I think there's merit to it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
What is it called? He didn't say marriage? He said
in marriage?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh I went my marry And Diane, you.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
You often point this out and we sort of uh agree, no, no, no,
sort of sit here silently shamed, feeling shameful when somebody
it's I don't think it's a list. But when somebody,
instead of saying our says a w.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Like y, we you mock that?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh what is that called elma fud?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No, No, that's a good one. That's not a list.
So what is that speech pediment?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, but you're asking Diana and name the top five
as Also also some people refer to it as a
turn off.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Hello, Diane, you want to join me for dinner?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Now they're talking like a three year.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
What water.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Watch of wine? So key, show about the water?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Okay, I said, w for ours, not the entire thing
like Diane said, So.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm gonna work that ass. No, that's Elmer Fudd. That's
what you got, uh em have.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's the syndrome.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Are you gonna have the lamb or the rabbit?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Kill theb Okay, now you're mocking man, Well you said
rabbit a chef killed a rabbit?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Roodicism?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
How about weach around? Wait?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
What is it called e roodicism? I've never seen this word. Erodi,
also commonly known as Elmer Fudd syndrome.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Thank you? Oh but Diane doesn't care. Diane doesn't care?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Is a is a speech and pediment characterized by a
sound change that converts one consonant to a rhodic consonant
in a certain environment. The most common, the most common
John is Z to.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
R zita r nice rebra.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Zena like like meet me at the room, like.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
That one you can get?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
How many words do I say that I have a
Z and very few? Yeah, I don't that that one's
you can get away with that one. You would just
never play like the rylophone.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's an x.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
If. If this is global, as I'm sure it's not
just American can unwhip your pants. Other languages may deal
with it more than we do in English, with our with.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Our beautiful language frequency letter. You s right, Okay, that's fine,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But have you heard of that?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No? I heard of Elmer Fudd disease.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's what it's known colloquially.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Hi, Diane, I would love to know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You want to advertise your.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
What do you the inflection doesn't happen. We see what
happens on that on that second syllable.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Because he is trying to be Elmer Fudd.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But you don't kill, don't you don't kill, don't be
the cartoon character.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I also have progner with Diane.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Just talk and and and flip out a W for ours,
flip out a W for substitute.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Right, Oh, so I keep my regular voice, right, so
I'm gonna waked ass. Yes see, but that's not elmer
fudd Elmer fuddy.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Or turned off by you saying I'm going to wreck
that ass when I just met said.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Start saying, Buffalo, I have the beef on wreck? Does
it go both ways?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Give him another shot. You've just sat down together at
the table, right okay, and you're waiting for uh the
waiter to come over.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I had a great ride on the Metro. I was
just weeding.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh what are you reading?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You wouldn't know that, you would, you said, weeding?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
What do you think? What are you doing on the metro?
Are you down on your hands and knees in the soil?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm glad you could meet me on this Saturday evening.
I was in the backyard weeding.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Oh yeah, nice day for it.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh the weather could trip him up? Does it go
the other way?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh never mind? Then yeah, no, I'm reading a book.
Oh what are you reading? Then say again?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh, he would struggle with your last name. You better
take his?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The oh stup? Oh yeah, you gotta write that down.
I gotta know what.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I want to know what this woman is dealing with?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
They don't specify the woman who's asking for the advice
about whether or not she should put it in her.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Profile, right, Hoby writes, did I tell you it's bad?
Hoby says, at no point did she say she sounds
like a word? Burton line six?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Hi Elliott the morning? Sorry Ward Burton? Yes, who's this?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Good morning in Richmond? Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Lee? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So this is before dating apps, But I meet this
girl online and we striped up this instant message conversation.
So we're chatting over aim. This girl's amazing. She loves
the same music as I do. We shared that passion,
always had great conversations. So finally we get to the
point where she's like, hey, let's let's meet up. We
(15:18):
go out to this date and I noticed she had
a speech imprediment. All right, there's something a little off,
but it's okay. This girl's beautiful. I know that we
share the same passions. But the date was the most
awkward freaking day that I have been doing on and
I'm like, what.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Is going on?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's not like she's not even listening to me. And
so after this date and I'm going back and like,
what went wrong? I thought we hit it off. I
thought it was so great. Turns out she contrasts to
me she was deaf. Oh, and the whole conversation she's
reading my lips.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Wow, wow, my god. Yeh, my god.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
And did you end up dating her for a while.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
We continued chatting, but I couldn't get past the fact
that she that she held that off on me and
it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So you were pissed that she didn't tell you. I
would want to know. I would want to know in
that case for two reasons, right. Number one is if
you're blind, I don't want to cover my mouth while
I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, blind, he said she was blind.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
No death, you know, I confuse those you know she
was so wait, so she had that blind talk, not
that depth talk god death talk.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah and so and that was the thing.
I was like, this is because I'm in during the day,
like I'm processing it, right, I'm like, well, she didn't
tell me she had this speech impediment. But it's not
that bad. You know, there's a little of the wah
wah wall and yeah, but but it's okay, it's a
but then yeah, it turned out no, no, no, it's
way deeper than that.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Right, and she was she was she would lie by omission.
I understand that. I understand that. Why can't I thank you, sir?
Why can't I get Why can't because that's a good
speech impediment. Why can't I get that in my head?
Like to try it?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Because your morals are fighting you?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
No, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I can hear it, but I can't get it out
Like I could do Elmer Fudd all day, but.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I can't in Aaron in Elliott, I.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just want to while people are trying to figure out
yeay or nay, I want them to get a taste of.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Quite a few people say they don't think it needs
to be in the dating profile, but you when you're
setting up and communicating with the person that the people
FaceTime before meeting on it aw I.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Just assumed it's before they go out. I mean, I
guess you would have the FaceTime or just have a
regular phone conversation.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Both they'll FaceTime. Yeah, cam Ron, I can't hear you
Elliott anything known live. That's it. I got it. I'll
let it go. But I wanted to prove to myself
I could gain Thank goodness, where am I going?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay? Can we stick to.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hi Elliott in the morning, Good morning, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
I don't want to say my name because I'm actually
aunentating app but I have to put on there that
I have to drink.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Can I ask you that to me? Not a speech impediment?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But do you.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You don't think I don't, which I mean I don't.
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it does count as speech impediment.
But can I ask you this?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do you do you have the ticks or do you
have the yelling?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
I have both and the yelling. Luckily I test my medicine. Sorry,
it's called cell and that's when you have the urge
to yell out vulgar and comfort. That is a speech
impediment because you don't want to go out on a
date and then tell everybody you know to off.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So, yeah, you know what, the the tick part wouldn't
bother me. That wouldn't bother me. The the I think
the yelling my only fear there. I don't even know
that that would bother me. Well, you know what my fear.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Is, you'd get me in a fight like you're arguing.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
No yell.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That guy comes over and I don't know that they
buy Oh sorry, my my tender date has turetts like
I don't know, I just that would be my fear,
that would be my here But I don't, you know,
it's funny.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I don't think of Tourett's as a speech impediment.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Well what do you think of it as?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't know, I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
It's a condition.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It is a problem that, like to you, is a
it's a condition, neuro disorder, and those are the signs
of it.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, I really don't.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, although I mean, I guess that's rude to somebody
who has a speech impediment where or something wrong?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't know. Yeah, no, I'm good with that. I'm
good with that. But you put that on there? You
do put that on the profile?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Yeah, yes, because I will yell out volgar things and
it could be embarrassed to people, and I don't want
to put them in that. I'm used to it. I
don't care, but you know, people will get offended.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Wow, that was awesome. That was awesome. That was awesome.
I date you in a second. That was.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
My whole goal was to keep you on the phone
long enough to see if that happened. And it happened,
and what happened because no one heard it. Oh she
yelled f off right the middle of the conversation. It
was great, it was great. I would date you all day.
Unless you said that to a large man, muscular that
was sitting right next to me.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
So I think it's kind of ape. So I put
that on there to warn them.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
So, oh, I met. We met on gold fish. All right,
very good, very good, Thank you, thank you for cousin.
That was great.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
But I get that was great. I get it. It
was even though she kept talking about it. I didn't
expect it to happen. Said she said she was taking medication.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, yeah, but I take aspirin sometimes I still have
a headache.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Well I don't have any tics. I just vocalized no.
But I think your problem was Yeah, you're thinking of
it as a like we said, a neurodevelopmental disorder, and
here are the effects of that. If I have a lisp,
it's just because maybe my jaw is not aligned perfectly,
(22:13):
and that's it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's or my tongue.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I was born with my tongue slightly out of position.
Oh hello, no, no, not half a position, slightly tary,
slightly white, I also have the olmophood my white, you
(22:38):
am my vocal corns.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
I'm sorry, what
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