January 30, 2025 ⢠7 mins
"Have any of you ever sent to anyone a video of you farting?"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have any of you ever sent to anyone a video
of you farting?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What happened to?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
It continues, I know what.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Did you first? I think you, because that's obviously a yes,
say don't please, don't answer. For Kristen, I would say,
based on don't lie. I know when you lie, I
can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You got potential, Okay, I'll go in order, Diane, to anyone, anyone,
and again, it could just be you just get capturing
the sound or camera rolling video up by the cheeks,
yes or no.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, come on, anybody never.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh you were concerned that Diane didn't know? It could
be any recipient.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, no, But it's like Diane is thinking, like, I've
never done that to Scott like an ex boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, Chris, Oh he's your friend, he's your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, no, no, you were dating at the time, or
maybe after you broke up you were like, hey, one
for the road.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No Tyler, Yes, I'm sorry. No no, no, no, no no
no no.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hold on, Tyler has his turn to me?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you going to re ask the question or should
I just now?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I thought you were just answering. Oh, I'll reask.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Have you ever whether it's just the sound, or like
a close up video of the cheeks. Sent a video
to someone of you farting. I have not anybody.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Anybody all right, hey, Kristen. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That is the perfect way to answer it, not a yes, no, a.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Lot, yeah, I guess so. Do you remember the one
time I think it was last year, I was like
blowing up my living room and I sent mister and
miss mister and missus.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Jones right, Jones, yes, videos.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And you hear Mike in the background so angry, and
then Jones came in showed the boys too.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That does sound familiar.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wait, so Mike gets mad? Have you ever sent one
to Mike?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, he never responds, your husband. So you'll send videos
like during the day, if you're walking over.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's like audios yeah, or videos?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Will you send bear cheek?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Because I'm outside, no, No, But if you're if you're
at home, I.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Don't think so. I just yes'm I'm always farting around
the house when I got clothes on. And if he's
traveling and not home to hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I make sure he hears it because he misses you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and he never responds.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's just my dumb wife, my hand.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He would never say so, Mike Jones, your husband, Mike,
anybody else.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I think I sent some gas ones to Hailey before
because we talk about Haley. I think so at least
we talk about her.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Does she respond you have her? Does she give you?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god, we need to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What did you behind? What did Jen say?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She said, don't ask Hayley about her buttle.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
By the way. That rude. That is rude. I don't
expect presumptuous. I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't expect that at it, Jen, just because she's
got no hair on her butthole. Has Kristin ever sent
you a like, either an audio clip or a video
clip of her farting?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know. I feel like you've described your farts before,
but I don't think that there's any audio. And when
I take dumps ill, what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Did she say? Can you repeat that? I prefer Diana
to repeat that. Can't hear her? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, she said, when she takes dumps, yeah, she'll she'll
send you, not pictures of her, of her of the toilet,
but just like a note.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh yeah, a little update? Now you can I ask
you this? Have you ever sent I don't know what?
Uh what what you guys were gossiping about outside?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Have you ever sent either an audio or like a
video of cheeks or anything to anybody of you farting?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Audio, audio, video? No video? Right right? Yeah? To to
do you send them to?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Will?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
No? No?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do you best friends? You're the best?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right? Very good, very good, excellent, excellent?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wait, yes, christ so Diane mentioned something or no, she
sent me something last night?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Wait? Will we asked Jen to pop in for a second?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, sure, thanks, and tell her nobody asked about anybody's butthole.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well I'm sorry, say again, So.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'll send people videos that I see people farting or gas,
et cetera. Blah blah blah. And Diane sent me something
last night, which I was so shocked by it because
she never sends me any.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Of this stuff. Wait what, Adnan aged? Oh really she left?
Oh smart?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I want to crawl in the same hole as her.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hair on it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And the video was if Kerson were to deliver my
uber eats or something, and this man was dropping off
and said here's your soup. Hope you feel better, and then.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
At the ring camera it was funny. I was like,
this is this is when you drop off my uber eats.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's funny you mentioned doorbells, right, Josh, wait from down
the hall. You should call him in here.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Josh yeah, because it's a man.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, it's all right now.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's been all women, Diane Chris and by the way,
am I the only one shocked a little bit that
Hayley's doing it now?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I was told to ask you, what is it? What
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I uh, I take videos from I use my ring
doorbell video. I download it of me farting. I sent
it to our old program director, Mike killer Brown all
the time.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
He loves it. In fact, he'll text me. I'll be like, dude,
oh he loves it.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
He says, why aren't you sending me more videos? I said,
I haven't been farting. As soon as I told my driveway,
and I know I gotta go. I go right up
to the doorbell and I look at it and I
just bend over. And he loves it. He loves it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He's weird.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'll see him this weekend. He's so weird, so weird.
He loves it, loves it.
Have any of you ever sent to anyone a video
of you farting?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What happened to?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
It continues, I know what.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Did you first? I think you, because that's obviously a yes,
say don't please, don't answer. For Kristen, I would say,
based on don't lie. I know when you lie, I
can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You got potential, Okay, I'll go in order, Diane, to anyone, anyone,
and again, it could just be you just get capturing
the sound or camera rolling video up by the cheeks,
yes or no.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, come on, anybody never.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh you were concerned that Diane didn't know? It could
be any recipient.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, no, But it's like Diane is thinking, like, I've
never done that to Scott like an ex boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, Chris, Oh he's your friend, he's your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, no, no, you were dating at the time, or
maybe after you broke up you were like, hey, one
for the road.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No Tyler, Yes, I'm sorry. No no, no, no, no no
no no.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hold on, Tyler has his turn to me?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you going to re ask the question or should
I just now?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I thought you were just answering. Oh, I'll reask.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Have you ever whether it's just the sound, or like
a close up video of the cheeks. Sent a video
to someone of you farting. I have not anybody.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Anybody all right, hey, Kristen. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That is the perfect way to answer it, not a yes, no, a.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Lot, yeah, I guess so. Do you remember the one
time I think it was last year, I was like
blowing up my living room and I sent mister and
miss mister and missus.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Jones right, Jones, yes, videos.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And you hear Mike in the background so angry, and
then Jones came in showed the boys too.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That does sound familiar.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wait, so Mike gets mad? Have you ever sent one
to Mike?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, he never responds, your husband. So you'll send videos
like during the day, if you're walking over.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's like audios yeah, or videos?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Will you send bear cheek?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Because I'm outside, no, No, But if you're if you're
at home, I.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Don't think so. I just yes'm I'm always farting around
the house when I got clothes on. And if he's
traveling and not home to hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I make sure he hears it because he misses you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and he never responds.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's just my dumb wife, my hand.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He would never say so, Mike Jones, your husband, Mike,
anybody else.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I think I sent some gas ones to Hailey before
because we talk about Haley. I think so at least
we talk about her.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Does she respond you have her? Does she give you?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god, we need to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What did you behind? What did Jen say?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She said, don't ask Hayley about her buttle.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
By the way. That rude. That is rude. I don't
expect presumptuous. I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't expect that at it, Jen, just because she's
got no hair on her butthole. Has Kristin ever sent
you a like, either an audio clip or a video
clip of her farting?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know. I feel like you've described your farts before,
but I don't think that there's any audio. And when
I take dumps ill, what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Did she say? Can you repeat that? I prefer Diana
to repeat that. Can't hear her? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, she said, when she takes dumps, yeah, she'll she'll
send you, not pictures of her, of her of the toilet,
but just like a note.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh yeah, a little update? Now you can I ask
you this? Have you ever sent I don't know what?
Uh what what you guys were gossiping about outside?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Have you ever sent either an audio or like a
video of cheeks or anything to anybody of you farting?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Audio, audio, video? No video? Right right? Yeah? To to
do you send them to?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Will?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
No? No?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do you best friends? You're the best?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right? Very good, very good, excellent, excellent?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wait, yes, christ so Diane mentioned something or no, she
sent me something last night?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Wait? Will we asked Jen to pop in for a second?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, sure, thanks, and tell her nobody asked about anybody's butthole.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well I'm sorry, say again, So.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'll send people videos that I see people farting or gas,
et cetera. Blah blah blah. And Diane sent me something
last night, which I was so shocked by it because
she never sends me any.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Of this stuff. Wait what, Adnan aged? Oh really she left?
Oh smart?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I want to crawl in the same hole as her.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hair on it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And the video was if Kerson were to deliver my
uber eats or something, and this man was dropping off
and said here's your soup. Hope you feel better, and then.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
At the ring camera it was funny. I was like,
this is this is when you drop off my uber eats.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's funny you mentioned doorbells, right, Josh, wait from down
the hall. You should call him in here.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Josh yeah, because it's a man.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, it's all right now.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's been all women, Diane Chris and by the way,
am I the only one shocked a little bit that
Hayley's doing it now?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I was told to ask you, what is it? What
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I uh, I take videos from I use my ring
doorbell video. I download it of me farting. I sent
it to our old program director, Mike killer Brown all
the time.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
He loves it. In fact, he'll text me. I'll be like, dude,
oh he loves it.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
He says, why aren't you sending me more videos? I said,
I haven't been farting. As soon as I told my driveway,
and I know I gotta go. I go right up
to the doorbell and I look at it and I
just bend over. And he loves it. He loves it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He's weird.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'll see him this weekend. He's so weird, so weird.
He loves it, loves it.
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