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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would you say that that he's got a nice tushy,
nice ass yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The okay, No, that's good, so you can even you
could appreciate that ass. Sure, even if the rest of
the body isn't for you, that's fine. Listen, everybody's he's big.
He's obviously doing some squats.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The yeah, no, he's big. You love this tight s.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, so he's not too muscular for you.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No, have you seen Miles Garrett.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Uhles Garrett?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Well, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
This dude's like muscular, but this guy's why he's thick. Yeah, no,
he's he's a he's a big.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Also looks about seven feet tall.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He's not he's not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean he's I don't think he's my height, but no,
I mean he's he's not seven feet tall. He makes
he makes a lot of money in a very unique way.
He makes a lot of money, a ton of money.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like on OnlyFans or.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That that is one of his outlets. And I know
what you're thinking. He does like masturbation videos and stuff
and that's not it.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh bodybuilding.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Yeah, he like a like an online like fitness Influenza
or something on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, oh, I.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Thought maybe it was a non traditional OnlyFans channel. The
at the beginning, they said that chefs would sign up
for cooking classes. Oh really, and he's not doing classes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's definitely not doing. No, no, he's doing he's doing
very specific. Actually that's not true. He does some some
as a group for group, or he'll do for private.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
And it's not related to And this guy is making
bank pornography.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, it's not, it's not, it's not. I have to
be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
There's one element at times that could be considered pornographic,
but I would I would never consider it pornographic.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And it's not food porn the No, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The only pornographic is is that sometimes you can see
his tushy, but you don't see his wang or any
like that, like a bare bottom yeah yeah, bear bottomshy the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And he makes he makes bank bank.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And it has nothing to do with like body like
the you know when they do like the going a
mirror and they you can do lessons to close and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Is he pretending to be no long distance lovers of suitors?
Like no, okay, can you give us another hint?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We've guessed a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It is. It is sight and sound. The sound is essential.
He sometimes changes what the sight.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Is dancing like salsa or something, lessons, group, classes, individual.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't know. You were just going.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
She's just like, give me his number.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Is he like? Is he like Jimmy Cola?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Is he.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In the Hot Cold Game? You're getting close?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Bbo, No, Kristin. He does fart videos.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny. She's like, so funny.
I'm like, that's gross.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
The remember we just talked about the recording of those
videos and Kristen was all about that for herself.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Do you know how much money this guy makes? It's ridiculous.
Just yes, he just makes I read a whole interview
with the guy and he said he spends on on
on performance days, he eats nothing but a lot of
chicken and a ton of broccoli. Fiber, yeah, fiber, and bloat,
(03:42):
like he's got an excess bloat. And he's like, and
when I know it's time, I get my phone and
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are there a lot of these performers? I don't know
if I'm sorry, what did you just a side hustle?
I've been giving it away on the air for free.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes, the how do you make money on that? I
should be a billionaire?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like does he say he can't even keep up with
the demand? Yes? Wow? And he said here's here? Where'd
I put his? Here?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Is?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Is it not on like OnlyFans?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If it's a custom video? The request themselves are not
really too wild. Mostly it's about switching up what I'm wearing,
maybe a different outfit or a specific type of underwear,
or adjusting the visual aspects of the video.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Wait what are you laughing at?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but he's just wearing He's wearing underwear. Does he
ever wear a shirt?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
If I had that body, dude, I would never wear
a shirt of them buns? Un So he's just always
in underwear for the story.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm sure he wears joggers when he goes to the store.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Sounds like he can afford to have his groceries delivered.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Maybe a different outfit or a specific type of underwear,
or adjusting the visual aspect of the video. In terms
of angles, people have specific things they want to see,
like close ups versus full view, or maybe just staying
clothed the whole time. Some people don't want me to
spread my cheeks, while others please, while others are the opposite.
(05:17):
Some want to see my facial expression, others just want
to see me from far away. At the start of
the video, I'll set up the camera, make sure the
lighting's good, and then get into whatever I'm going to
wear for that day. It could be shorts, pants, or underwear,
or even just the jockstrap. Whatever it is, it's almost
always tight enough to show off my cheeks.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well that he certainly is doing in these photos.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And this guy makes bank. Will you be honest? Have
you like, do we agree it's not just for like pranks?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is his nip pierced?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Say again, it looks like it is.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's got a bar bell thro that's well,
there it is.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Let'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The guy's a ten out of ten it comes to
fart videos, but lose the nipple ring.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I told you not to wear a tight shirt to
my parents' house because you meant they're all on his
business and they're like, oh, yeah, that sounds pretty good,
very profitable.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But is that But like, I don't believe it's a prank.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like I'm gonna get this video for my friend Jim
I think it's like legit people who are like, I
want fart videos.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not an ounce of me.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
When you were describing his business model that I think
it was her prank videos.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I think it is all legit, even with you suggesting
that I don't think it's don't either.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't either. I think it is all one legit
because it's a fetish. How are there that many people?
It's a big world.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Everybody farts.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, that is true, Kristen.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I'm so happy that doesn't necessarily mean you're buying these
custom clips.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I wouldn't buy fart videos.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Let me just make something.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Do we know any Do we know anybody where that's
where that's a fetish for them? Is there anybody listening
who's like, I get it, that's my fetish?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is that one you flaunt around the office? Why not? Why?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why would you be embarrassed Elliott if that's what you're into? No, Like,
maybe you don't go walking up to Jen and go, oh, hey, Jen,
can I extend my night at the even And by
the way, I'm gonna watch all my favorite fart videos tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I get that, But you would tell us, would you not? No?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I don't think is there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Anybody listening who's who that's their thing? And by the way,
it goes both ways. And don't confuse this with the
chick that was farting in a bottle. That's different, but
that's different, but that that still is a fart fetish.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, he's not even sending it is a video of
him farting. That's it. He's not.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
So you did mention his his diet mornings of his shoots.
He's not doing any of that on camera because we've
heard of people who like to watch no eat.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He said, it is just too like broccoli makes you gassy.
So he said, I'll eat I'll ead chicken and a
ton of steam broccoli. And he said, I know it
in my stomach when it's he said, the only honestly,
the only problem is because he's he is making so
much money. The demand is so high that he's had
to limit the amount of days that he's shooting.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Shooting and two Kimmy colare checking in and.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I want to find I want to find someone who
this is their thing. And I'm being serious eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six a, I'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, I'm not gonna make fun. Everybody's got their thing.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Yes, Kimmy, Kimmy says burps are the same exact way,
different styles and drive the kink crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But would they?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And by the way, I'm just asking this, and I
guess the only person I can ask is Kimmy Cola.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Are they doing it?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Like Kimmy is the world record for the loudest burp,
so and she's been on pick A Country, She's done
Their got.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Tech whoever's got talent?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No? No, But what I'm saying is is it the
same as is it I got a burp from the
burp queen?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Or is it somebody who just you understand what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like, would they be just as happy getting a burp
from somebody online that either they found attractive or whatever
it is?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Or is it because Kimmy in that Kimmy's famous in that.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
World cameos costs more from the B listers than the
D listers, right, so I think you pay for the celebrity. Sure,
And if this guy's making so much money, he clearly
is a name in this sphere.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But but he's not fame myth But.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You're also not someone who finds this attractive, Like you're
not buying fart like Kristen, you're not paying for fart videos.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And you know what? And I I that's true. Like
who's who's who?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Who's who's one of Who's a woman that I find
very attractive? That can said yes, like I wouldn't pay
money for a fart video from her?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Wait what what? I didn't even finish my thought because
there's a big butt coming. But if she farted in
front of me, I would laugh. I mean, like that's awesome.
But I don't think this is for humor now, No,
it's not, That's what I'm saying. Mm hmm. Wow. This
(10:48):
guy's making bank. I think that's how he affords his steroids.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
The so, I don't know if he's on steroids acting
on his back ever.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Does he have buttony so each of No, I bet
he doesn't. I hope not. If you're you said, don't
pimple up the money maker. Sometimes he shows a little,
they'll ask him no.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sometimes he's like he'll like, they'll say, spread your cheeks
and do one, and he'll do it.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I would do it. What do I care for? Cats?
Spread your cheeks? Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
You do bring up a good question, and in a
discussion like this there aren't many. But when it came
to Kimmy, she can speak through her sounds. So like
for Britain's got talent.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
God, this guy's spartan a word? Maybe maybe not that.
But can he play with tone? The answer is yes?
Or everybody can?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Or is he just making the videos a little more
explicit for those that want it and will pay more
for you said a spread cheek, No, no, everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
If everybody can play with tone, everybody? Yes, you can?
What do you mean you could slow balloon it?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You got what you're doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What I do this morning?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
When you had to apologize to me a couple of
times in the office.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Before the show?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
He does that all the time. It's before the show,
it's after the show.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
But no, because we're both sitting there with headphones on
and he turns around like slowly as if I didn't hear.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'll just go, oh sorry, mama, why or no?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
He'll go what like it's my for reacting.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But if you're so capable of manipulating the sound, why
don't you can float it quieter? You still get it out?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Of your system, because that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I might throw a clot around far to your liver.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Are you turning around? That sounds like the voice? Are
you turning around for his but for his sound? I'm
room five? Or for his smell?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, No, I'm good about smell. It's more for the
sound you're saying. You can also contain your side.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I know you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, but I know when things are gonna be bad
and when they're not.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
And usually he'll give me the heads up that is true,
that's gonna be bad. That's why I have matches.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, but you can. You can, you can go quick,
you can slow balloon it. What is this guy's page? Say?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Again, I don't I that. I don't know that. I
don't know line too, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah? What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
I actually have a friend who lives up in New
Jersey who quit his job and he runs a whole
studio based around this. He makes about thirty grand a month.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
He makes thirty grand a month on fart videos.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Yep, and it's not always him he brings in. He
has like a big group of only fans girls that
come in, they fart on each other, They fart in general.
It's I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But he's making thirty grand a month.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
It's insane. We all didn't believe him, and then he
sent us to the Lincoln. We're like, oh my god,
this is true.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Like that is like I don't know, I don't know
how you stumble on that, but it's got to feel
like you won the lottery.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Thirty grand a month.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Yeah, you always said he wanted to be a porn star.
I just didn't think it was a you know, farting
was his forte.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And find your niche.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hey, So when he has when he has the only
fans models in there and they're farting on each other,
is it a is it is? Are they are they
like nude and all that stuff? Or is it like
this guy where it's like most of the time I'm
in shorts or pants or underwear.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
I believe they do it all because, like you said,
or like he was saying, some people like different things.
So it's a plethora of everything. Basically wow wow. And
he does say performance days are terrible smelling.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I believe it. Perform its stays no, I believe it.
I totally believe it. The and I mean that's because
you've got a group.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I mean this guy, this guy honestly is like, my
stomach hurts so bad from chicken and broccoli that.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I can only do. I can only do three days
a week.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
So yeah, if I mean, think about it, if you
had a room full of six seven people, Thank you, sir,
performance day, I mean you're getting after it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And he said that was in New Jersey. Say again, yeah,
well that's where. Yeah, that's where his buddy's based out of.
I mean, the whole goddamn state smells. Stop it. Come on,
set up shopping, Elizabeth. No one will know the difference.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Where am I going, Libeth unless what's trying to go
to the IKEA?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Hey what's up?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Man?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Have you ever heard of cake farts?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
What's a cake fart?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
So a cake fart is?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
This is video?
Speaker 9 (15:46):
This one was like, I don't know what you're into,
but I'm into cake farts. And she pulls her pants
down and puts her ass on a chocolate cake and
just wrapped it away.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Come on, eleven am all right? Very good, very good,
thank you, Star, Thank you. Was Kristen familiar with that?
Are you familiar with cake farts?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Are you gonna watch this guy later? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Only the free pre ride. I'm not gonna pay.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, I'm not gonna encourage it, but you're damn right,
I'll watch it.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Would that lead to a fight over money between you
and Mike, because usually when you talk about the big honks,
I shouldn't say the big hecksh you say that Mike's
aware that you love Bobby Lashley and John Cena Andrew McIntyre.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Okay, can we not talk about Mike like he's not built?
I noticed that last night. He's getting so big.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No, I mean no, his shoulder, his shoulders and his
arms are ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Is this is this why I keep getting all of
his clothes because he's he's out growing Okay, smaller sizes.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So now at least now now, at least it's out there.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yesterday, like when we were walking back to the hotel,
I was like, did Mike purposely wear tight sweater?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like that's like it's rude.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, I mean seriously, it looked like he do you
see his arms are so freaking big, but not like
this guy the like like you wouldn't look at Mike
and go like, whoa, that is overdone, But.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Mike is Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I also realized Mike has much bigger like hand, like
much bigger hands than I do. Mike's also a foot
taller than me. Okay, yeah, the territory. I have bigger
hands than you.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
No, but Mike's got like man hands.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I don't have those. I'm a boy. Oh it's so
intimidating being around him. No, it's it's because I'm amaz
so much of his clothes.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Is that mine?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Does he know that you're giving me all this stuff? Yeah? Okay, good,
Yeah he knows.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
He knows about me, just like he knows about Bobby Lashley,
John Cena, Drew McIntire.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
But yeah, I don't know if it was the sweater,
but his arms were enormous last night.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
It's like, I believe Patagonia makes bigger sizes, and I'm
excited to one day be given that top
Would you say that that he's got a nice tushy,
nice ass yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The okay, No, that's good, so you can even you
could appreciate that ass. Sure, even if the rest of
the body isn't for you, that's fine. Listen, everybody's he's big.
He's obviously doing some squats.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The yeah, no, he's big. You love this tight s.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, so he's not too muscular for you.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No, have you seen Miles Garrett.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Uhles Garrett?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Well, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
This dude's like muscular, but this guy's why he's thick. Yeah, no,
he's he's a he's a big.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Also looks about seven feet tall.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He's not he's not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean he's I don't think he's my height, but no,
I mean he's he's not seven feet tall. He makes
he makes a lot of money in a very unique way.
He makes a lot of money, a ton of money.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like on OnlyFans or.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That that is one of his outlets. And I know
what you're thinking. He does like masturbation videos and stuff
and that's not it.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh bodybuilding.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Yeah, he like a like an online like fitness Influenza
or something on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, oh, I.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Thought maybe it was a non traditional OnlyFans channel. The
at the beginning, they said that chefs would sign up
for cooking classes. Oh really, and he's not doing classes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's definitely not doing. No, no, he's doing he's doing
very specific. Actually that's not true. He does some some
as a group for group, or he'll do for private.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
And it's not related to And this guy is making
bank pornography.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, it's not, it's not, it's not. I have to
be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
There's one element at times that could be considered pornographic,
but I would I would never consider it pornographic.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And it's not food porn the No, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The only pornographic is is that sometimes you can see
his tushy, but you don't see his wang or any
like that, like a bare bottom yeah yeah, bear bottomshy the.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And he makes he makes bank bank.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And it has nothing to do with like body like
the you know when they do like the going a
mirror and they you can do lessons to close and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Is he pretending to be no long distance lovers of suitors?
Like no, okay, can you give us another hint?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We've guessed a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It is. It is sight and sound. The sound is essential.
He sometimes changes what the sight.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Is dancing like salsa or something, lessons, group, classes, individual.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't know. You were just going.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
She's just like, give me his number.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Is he like? Is he like Jimmy Cola?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Is he.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In the Hot Cold Game? You're getting close?
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Bbo, No, Kristin. He does fart videos.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny. She's like, so funny.
I'm like, that's gross.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
The remember we just talked about the recording of those
videos and Kristen was all about that for herself.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Do you know how much money this guy makes? It's ridiculous.
Just yes, he just makes I read a whole interview
with the guy and he said he spends on on
on performance days, he eats nothing but a lot of
chicken and a ton of broccoli. Fiber, yeah, fiber, and bloat,
(03:42):
like he's got an excess bloat. And he's like, and
when I know it's time, I get my phone and
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are there a lot of these performers? I don't know
if I'm sorry, what did you just a side hustle?
I've been giving it away on the air for free.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes, the how do you make money on that? I
should be a billionaire?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like does he say he can't even keep up with
the demand? Yes? Wow? And he said here's here? Where'd
I put his? Here?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Is?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Is it not on like OnlyFans?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If it's a custom video? The request themselves are not
really too wild. Mostly it's about switching up what I'm wearing,
maybe a different outfit or a specific type of underwear,
or adjusting the visual aspects of the video.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Wait what are you laughing at?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but he's just wearing He's wearing underwear. Does he
ever wear a shirt?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
If I had that body, dude, I would never wear
a shirt of them buns? Un So he's just always
in underwear for the story.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm sure he wears joggers when he goes to the store.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Sounds like he can afford to have his groceries delivered.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Maybe a different outfit or a specific type of underwear,
or adjusting the visual aspect of the video. In terms
of angles, people have specific things they want to see,
like close ups versus full view, or maybe just staying
clothed the whole time. Some people don't want me to
spread my cheeks, while others please, while others are the opposite.
(05:17):
Some want to see my facial expression, others just want
to see me from far away. At the start of
the video, I'll set up the camera, make sure the
lighting's good, and then get into whatever I'm going to
wear for that day. It could be shorts, pants, or underwear,
or even just the jockstrap. Whatever it is, it's almost
always tight enough to show off my cheeks.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well that he certainly is doing in these photos.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And this guy makes bank. Will you be honest? Have
you like, do we agree it's not just for like pranks?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is his nip pierced?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Say again, it looks like it is.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's got a bar bell thro that's well,
there it is.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Let'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The guy's a ten out of ten it comes to
fart videos, but lose the nipple ring.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I told you not to wear a tight shirt to
my parents' house because you meant they're all on his
business and they're like, oh, yeah, that sounds pretty good,
very profitable.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But is that But like, I don't believe it's a prank.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like I'm gonna get this video for my friend Jim
I think it's like legit people who are like, I
want fart videos.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not an ounce of me.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
When you were describing his business model that I think
it was her prank videos.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I think it is all legit, even with you suggesting
that I don't think it's don't either.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't either. I think it is all one legit
because it's a fetish. How are there that many people?
It's a big world.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Everybody farts.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, that is true, Kristen.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I'm so happy that doesn't necessarily mean you're buying these
custom clips.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I wouldn't buy fart videos.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Let me just make something.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Do we know any Do we know anybody where that's
where that's a fetish for them? Is there anybody listening
who's like, I get it, that's my fetish?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is that one you flaunt around the office? Why not? Why?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why would you be embarrassed Elliott if that's what you're into? No, Like,
maybe you don't go walking up to Jen and go, oh, hey, Jen,
can I extend my night at the even And by
the way, I'm gonna watch all my favorite fart videos tonight.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I get that, But you would tell us, would you not? No?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I don't think is there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Anybody listening who's who that's their thing? And by the way,
it goes both ways. And don't confuse this with the
chick that was farting in a bottle. That's different, but
that's different, but that that still is a fart fetish.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, he's not even sending it is a video of
him farting. That's it. He's not.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
So you did mention his his diet mornings of his shoots.
He's not doing any of that on camera because we've
heard of people who like to watch no eat.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He said, it is just too like broccoli makes you gassy.
So he said, I'll eat I'll ead chicken and a
ton of steam broccoli. And he said, I know it
in my stomach when it's he said, the only honestly,
the only problem is because he's he is making so
much money. The demand is so high that he's had
to limit the amount of days that he's shooting.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Shooting and two Kimmy colare checking in and.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I want to find I want to find someone who
this is their thing. And I'm being serious eight six
six to Elliott eight six six two three five five
four six a, I'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, I'm not gonna make fun. Everybody's got their thing.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Yes, Kimmy, Kimmy says burps are the same exact way,
different styles and drive the kink crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
But would they?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And by the way, I'm just asking this, and I
guess the only person I can ask is Kimmy Cola.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Are they doing it?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Like Kimmy is the world record for the loudest burp,
so and she's been on pick A Country, She's done
Their got.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Tech whoever's got talent?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No? No, But what I'm saying is is it the
same as is it I got a burp from the
burp queen?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Or is it somebody who just you understand what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like, would they be just as happy getting a burp
from somebody online that either they found attractive or whatever
it is?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Or is it because Kimmy in that Kimmy's famous in that.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
World cameos costs more from the B listers than the
D listers, right, so I think you pay for the celebrity. Sure,
And if this guy's making so much money, he clearly
is a name in this sphere.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But but he's not fame myth But.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You're also not someone who finds this attractive, Like you're
not buying fart like Kristen, you're not paying for fart videos.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And you know what? And I I that's true. Like
who's who's who?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Who's who's one of Who's a woman that I find
very attractive? That can said yes, like I wouldn't pay
money for a fart video from her?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Wait what what? I didn't even finish my thought because
there's a big butt coming. But if she farted in
front of me, I would laugh. I mean, like that's awesome.
But I don't think this is for humor now, No,
it's not, That's what I'm saying. Mm hmm. Wow. This
(10:48):
guy's making bank. I think that's how he affords his steroids.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
The so, I don't know if he's on steroids acting
on his back ever.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Does he have buttony so each of No, I bet
he doesn't. I hope not. If you're you said, don't
pimple up the money maker. Sometimes he shows a little,
they'll ask him no.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sometimes he's like he'll like, they'll say, spread your cheeks
and do one, and he'll do it.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I would do it. What do I care for? Cats?
Spread your cheeks? Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
You do bring up a good question, and in a
discussion like this there aren't many. But when it came
to Kimmy, she can speak through her sounds. So like
for Britain's got talent.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
God, this guy's spartan a word? Maybe maybe not that.
But can he play with tone? The answer is yes?
Or everybody can?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Or is he just making the videos a little more
explicit for those that want it and will pay more
for you said a spread cheek, No, no, everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
If everybody can play with tone, everybody? Yes, you can?
What do you mean you could slow balloon it?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You got what you're doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What I do this morning?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
When you had to apologize to me a couple of
times in the office.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Before the show?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
He does that all the time. It's before the show,
it's after the show.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
But no, because we're both sitting there with headphones on
and he turns around like slowly as if I didn't hear.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'll just go, oh sorry, mama, why or no?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
He'll go what like it's my for reacting.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But if you're so capable of manipulating the sound, why
don't you can float it quieter? You still get it out?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Of your system, because that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I might throw a clot around far to your liver.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Are you turning around? That sounds like the voice? Are
you turning around for his but for his sound? I'm
room five? Or for his smell?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, No, I'm good about smell. It's more for the
sound you're saying. You can also contain your side.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I know you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No, but I know when things are gonna be bad
and when they're not.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
And usually he'll give me the heads up that is true,
that's gonna be bad. That's why I have matches.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, but you can. You can, you can go quick,
you can slow balloon it. What is this guy's page? Say?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Again, I don't I that. I don't know that. I
don't know line too, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah? What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
I actually have a friend who lives up in New
Jersey who quit his job and he runs a whole
studio based around this. He makes about thirty grand a month.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
He makes thirty grand a month on fart videos.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Yep, and it's not always him he brings in. He
has like a big group of only fans girls that
come in, they fart on each other, They fart in general.
It's I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But he's making thirty grand a month.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
It's insane. We all didn't believe him, and then he
sent us to the Lincoln. We're like, oh my god,
this is true.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Like that is like I don't know, I don't know
how you stumble on that, but it's got to feel
like you won the lottery.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Thirty grand a month.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Yeah, you always said he wanted to be a porn star.
I just didn't think it was a you know, farting
was his forte.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And find your niche.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hey, So when he has when he has the only
fans models in there and they're farting on each other,
is it a is it is? Are they are they
like nude and all that stuff? Or is it like
this guy where it's like most of the time I'm
in shorts or pants or underwear.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
I believe they do it all because, like you said,
or like he was saying, some people like different things.
So it's a plethora of everything. Basically wow wow. And
he does say performance days are terrible smelling.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I believe it. Perform its stays no, I believe it.
I totally believe it. The and I mean that's because
you've got a group.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I mean this guy, this guy honestly is like, my
stomach hurts so bad from chicken and broccoli that.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I can only do. I can only do three days
a week.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
So yeah, if I mean, think about it, if you
had a room full of six seven people, Thank you, sir,
performance day, I mean you're getting after it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And he said that was in New Jersey. Say again, yeah,
well that's where. Yeah, that's where his buddy's based out of.
I mean, the whole goddamn state smells. Stop it. Come on,
set up shopping, Elizabeth. No one will know the difference.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Where am I going, Libeth unless what's trying to go
to the IKEA?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Hey what's up?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Man?
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Have you ever heard of cake farts?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
What's a cake fart?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
So a cake fart is?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
This is video?
Speaker 9 (15:46):
This one was like, I don't know what you're into,
but I'm into cake farts. And she pulls her pants
down and puts her ass on a chocolate cake and
just wrapped it away.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Come on, eleven am all right? Very good, very good,
thank you, Star, Thank you. Was Kristen familiar with that?
Are you familiar with cake farts?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Are you gonna watch this guy later? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Only the free pre ride. I'm not gonna pay.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, I'm not gonna encourage it, but you're damn right,
I'll watch it.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Would that lead to a fight over money between you
and Mike, because usually when you talk about the big honks,
I shouldn't say the big hecksh you say that Mike's
aware that you love Bobby Lashley and John Cena Andrew McIntyre.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Okay, can we not talk about Mike like he's not built?
I noticed that last night. He's getting so big.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No, I mean no, his shoulder, his shoulders and his
arms are ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Is this is this why I keep getting all of
his clothes because he's he's out growing Okay, smaller sizes.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So now at least now now, at least it's out there.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yesterday, like when we were walking back to the hotel,
I was like, did Mike purposely wear tight sweater?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like that's like it's rude.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, I mean seriously, it looked like he do you
see his arms are so freaking big, but not like
this guy the like like you wouldn't look at Mike
and go like, whoa, that is overdone, But.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Mike is Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I also realized Mike has much bigger like hand, like
much bigger hands than I do. Mike's also a foot
taller than me. Okay, yeah, the territory. I have bigger
hands than you.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
No, but Mike's got like man hands.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I don't have those. I'm a boy. Oh it's so
intimidating being around him. No, it's it's because I'm amaz
so much of his clothes.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Is that mine?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Does he know that you're giving me all this stuff? Yeah? Okay, good,
Yeah he knows.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
He knows about me, just like he knows about Bobby Lashley,
John Cena, Drew McIntire.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
But yeah, I don't know if it was the sweater,
but his arms were enormous last night.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
It's like, I believe Patagonia makes bigger sizes, and I'm
excited to one day be given that top
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