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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just broke up with my boyfriend he's twenty five,
because he took an s in my dad's home office on.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The floor, like, so, way is there a bathroom?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You read that right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
This weekend, my boyfriend was visiting me at my parents'
house and I woke up to my mom coming into
my room. My boyfriend was in the shower. Again, he's
twenty five, she's twenty two.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She asked me to come into my dad's office and
proceeded to show me a massive s on the.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Floor right on like the carpet floor whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, right on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
At first glance, I thought it was dog poop because
my parents have two dogs, but this thing was way
too big to be from their two small dogs. My
mom then asked me if I thought it could have
been my boyfriend. Obviously, neither my parents nor I would
do this. I walked back to my room and my
boyfriend got out of the shower, and immediately he started
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apologizing to me and telling me about the situation. He
said he went in there to grab a paper he printed,
and an overwhelming feeling of having to go came over him.
He said he couldn't wait, and had to go right there.
He got right in the shower afterwards because he said
he got some on himself and said he was going
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to clean it up after and he was profusely apologizing.
I literally do not understand because the bathroom is right
down the hall from my dad's office. I appreciate his honesty,
but I cannot understand. What in the effing world you
just sked on the floor of someone's house. I dumped
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him on the spot because I am so disgusted. I
can't even look at him, let alone talk about him
with my parents. I told him to please leave, and
now he's blowing up my phone apologizing and begging me
to reconsider.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, I have no clue. I have no clue. Number One,
is that a deal breaker?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, I'm with him for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That is you don't want any understanding. He told you
I went in there, so there's nothing. Bathroom is right there,
there's right down the hall. There's no excuse that he
could give you that you're going to accept.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean, I'm sure he's going to excuse it ten
ways to Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But no. There's also no mention of a medical condition, right,
so there would have been if if that was the case, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But he okay, Well I was going to say, let's
say he did, but.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Nature Okay, there's there's hiding beer bottles in somebody's cabinets,
and then there's megan a dump in the middle of
somebody's room.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm not defending it. I'm just saying, could he use
that line of defense.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That to me would be worse than I just had
to go? That's not a prank?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And is it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did he go like in at your girlfriend's parents house?
That's not a prank.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Did he go in his pants?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, she said he went on the floor. No, I understand,
but it wasn't It wasn't a roll down. I know
there was a term for that. So he had time
to get in position. And you're the one that read
the line that said the bathroom was right down the hall,
in the down the hall. Yeah, is this where you
tell us I've been there?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, no, no, but where you can't imagine making it down
a hall?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh? One hundred percent, one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What have you done in that scenario?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You go in your pants one hundred times out of
one hundred times.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You can set up the floor.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're at somebody's house, right, I have no I agree
with you. I have to assume you're spent, you spent
the night, put your clothes on from yet I understand
getting in the shower, I would take everything I own.
I've walked through the scenario in my head. I would
take every I'd go in my pants Number one. I
would take everything I own into the bathroom. I would
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put on yesterday's clothes. I would shower, I would put
on yesterday's clothes. And I would I would, I would.
I mean, you put everything back in your overnight bag
and you throw it out the bathroom window and just
say I'll get it when I walk out. But I'm
not going in. I'm not going on the floor. I've
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never gone on the floor of somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What were the ages?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Twenty he's twenty five, she's twenty two, so you should.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Know better, Yes, yes, yes? How long have they been dating?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Years?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I don't know if it's years, but they've been
together a while?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, okay, a year or years?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Tell me the difference between twelve months and twenty four
months where it's okay to if you went you're spending
the night at Lindsay's parents' house. You're early dating. Yeah,
you're gonna make a poop right in the house on
the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Were you an animal in you're early dating? You don't
even sleep in the same room.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, these people are a little looser on that. You're
also twenty five years old.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
No, and again, this guy is, from what you read,
an animal, is he? Yes? That's you gave us no
contextual clues that would lead us to believe anything otherwise.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, okay, he had I mean, other than he had
an emergency. It wasn't. Again, animal would be I did
this on purpose. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Cases like I don't want to break up with her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh I know what I'll do.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Watch this.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
By the way, Hey, if that's the case, I applaud him.
He is the man, certainly got the job done. But
he is calling her back?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is that all? He's more bagging?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's part of the show. Would you would you have
done Scott right on the spot?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
On the spot, like you would have said, Scott, pack.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Up your stuff, clean and dirty and get out. Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Because how am I I mean? They the parents know? Now, Yeah,
you're trying to put out that fire.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mom found it. You can't you can't all have breakfast
together and try to explain it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, no, So a lot of people chiming in here.
Altto writes, done this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I remember in method acting ones, I do.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You want to read this in your voice?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
If it's not diarrhea, why was it?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
See, that's an intelligent question.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
By the way, that is a fair question. But and
I will answer having had both go in your pants,
go in your pants.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's I feel like that's gonna be your answer to
anyone's somebody No, somebody else brought something else up? Good,
go ahead? Was it Aaron and Barlow.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
On the floor? Get out?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No? No, No, Aaron would probably stay with the person,
she writes, as.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Someone who never goes. I'll welcome it made.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, Maybe Aaron should just find a nice chef. She writes,
this sounds like an emergency, and he was mortified, so
he gets a pass.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, by the way, there there is something to
be said for that. I mean, at some point you
have to look at them and go that's mortify.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, that mortifying.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He has to live.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, And by the way, for the rest of that
girl's life.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
At her wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm so glad she ended up with Jim, one of
her previous boyfriends. Took a dump right in the middle
of Hank's office floor. I'm sorry, who said he can
do a toast?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Forever he's gonna be Sally's ex boyfriend that took a
tish on the floor in the house suddenly up from here.
But that's what That's where I give erin a lot
of credit. It's not on purpose. Think of think of
how low his moment was that he had to pull
his pants down and dump the rug.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Read the line or two about the confronting of him
a first glance. Wait where by.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
The by the the mother, oh, confronting him, not her?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Here we go because he was in the shower, you said, right.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I walked back to my room.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
My boyfriend got out of the shower and immediately started
apologizing to me and telling me about the situation. He
said he went in there to grab a paper he printed,
and an overwhelming feeling came over him. He said he
couldn't wait and had to go right there. He got
right in the shower because he got some on himself
and said he was going to go clean it up.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
After he was done, profusely apologized.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How long was he in the shower? We don't know
that long enough to clean Who cares that cleaned first
before the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Or he's cleaning himself the world's fastest shower, or.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh you're saying he should have picked up Yes, you're no,
I get it, I get it. I've sometimes if the
dogs throw up, I sometimes get them out of the
house before I go pick.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Up the vomit.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Were the parents home the mom found it initially?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I didn't walk and she ran up for the office
to grab something.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I think that parents were home.
That it's the morning. Everybody's kind of up and doing
their thing. Listen, the girlfriend wasn't even awake at Mom's
probably up making a cup of coffee, going wow, these
grounds smell.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'd love to know the duration of the shower, because
sometimes I'll say I'm gonna take real quick shower, and
then it's like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, you are, you are? You're two hand rubbing.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I agree if it is a true accident.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Any amount of time, Yes, he is. I don't think
he's drawn himself a bath.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But if you want them to find it, no, you
have to spend your time in there.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're not in charge of their timing.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But you're hoping.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The faster you go, the smaller the window.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But all you need, Like I've always said, I will
get My illness will hit the day after I leave
the doctor's office.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Right, that's the window. You can't help it. That's what.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
By the way, Also, maybe mom smelt a bomb go
off and was like, I gotta go hunt this down.
But I'm saying there is you've never walked into your
house and the dog's taking a dump in the second
you open the door.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You're like, whoa.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah. So maybe she opened up her bedroom door and
was hit by a wave.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The only thing in my nostrils for the last seventy
two hours are those sensicles hanging from our fake tree.
Oh my god, those are cancer causing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
By the way, there's still there's still something that nobody's mentioned,
and I get I do. I give Aaron M Barlow
a ton of credit because it is it's it's it
is a low moment, but it's lowest for him.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Oh I know it's still mortifying for her though.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But don't kick a man when he's down.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
If there's intenth though, but there's no shame.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Can't you don't know there's intent?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I bet And I'm reading here from not only the listeners,
but I'm sure on the original stories post there's commenters
who think that it was no accident.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh yeah, there are definitely people who think there's no accent.
There's people who think like there are some people that
are like, I have crones and they're all like, but
all the crones people and the IBS people and the
diverticulitis are go in your pants.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
But this also would have been mentioned.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yes, that he has an illness one hundred percent? Where
am I going? Kristen line four? Hi, Elliot the morning?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey this name?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yes, Hi, by the way, but the last hour has
been nothing but home run radio for here.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm sorry? Yes, who is this.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Mentioned? From?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Charles?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I'm the guy I tchihed in years ago about a
stomach situation of mine where I was working as a
plumber and how you go? So I crapped my pants
and then crapped in the toilet. I didn't fixed yet.
With that being said, but with that being said, with
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this story, why did he not crap in like the
trash can or a piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They didn't even bring that up, thank you, thank you.
And that's what everybody else wondered. You're in a home office.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
He was going to get something off the printer.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
One of two things, right, use what you print at all, exactly,
hit the paper, hit a garbage can.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, I guess that's not too much to ask.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
That is because I was. I was.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I was with him on the I couldn't make it
down the hall. I've been there. I've definitely been there.
And you do you go your pants? Do you know
how many times? No, they always say most car accidents
happen within five miles of the house.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Know how many times i've dirty pants?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Like right outside your bathroom? I think twenty feet of
a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It happened. The body knows, right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So with that, he went in there for paper. You
think he did it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, I don't. I don't. I still don't.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Just say that I stood, but do you and the
other but that would a lot of people were like,
you're in a home office, use paper, get paper out
of the printer, use what you printed, go in the
garbage can. There's got to be a garbage can in there.
Do something so it's not on the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But in that moment, this is the This is where
I go back to him in that moment. Are you
thinking that clearly?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now? Loretta rides on Facebook? Oh, Loretta, this boyfriend? Because
did you say how long they were staying with the parents?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It didn't just but it was a visit. They were
there overnight. I know that they went to visit their parents,
her parents.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
She thinks that the stay was going horribly.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, how bad does this stay? That your girlfriend's.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Girlfriend looking for an excuse.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Me, and you're trying to keep her.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
How bad is the stay going where you're like, I
got to put an exclamation point on this.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, maybe there was a fight with the parents or
something like that. He still likes the girl, but Loretta
thinks that something came out of that weekend or that
night or whatever with the parents.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Have you ever bought a car at a car dealership? Of course,
and you don't like the dealership, but you like the car. Yeah,
and you go, I'm still going to buy the car.
I got a good price for it. I hate the dealership,
but I'm gonna buy the car. I'll just for service
and stuff. I'll go to another dealership. Yeah, to prove
your point about how much you didn't like dealing with
the manager and the sales manager, did you take a
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squat in the middle of the showroom?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Thank you? I rest my cakes.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I don't buy that you could have a fight. You
could have the worst. You could have a physical fight
with the dad.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You're not making a dump in the man's house on
the floor, because if you have any respect.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
For the girl a terrible person.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't think this guy's a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I tend to think that if you got into a
h like a scuffle, you may consider this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You know what, Rob Maddocks take this.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Come on like fisticuffs. You know you know that from
that point forward, they're not gonna want you to be
their daughter's boyfriend, right, So you may as well go
out on top.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You gotta have a good story.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hey, Grammy, pick this up? Hi elliot in the morning?
Hey who's this?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Mail's going on?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well a long time, was there, sir.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
I'm actually shocking the first time that stuff came up. Man,
But I'll get tell you right now. I've been in
similar situations that you know, with girlfriend's family members staying
in the place with more than one bathroom, and yeah,
I've used a trash can. I've actually used a litter
box at one time.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And I'm one hundred percent in agreements, which and it
wasn't a bet.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I mean, you know, there's a bunch of guys in
one bathroom.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Hey, you gotta have.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You gotta do what you gotta do. I get it,
I get it, and I agree with you, I believe.
I mean, if the guy had the time and dignity,
the bulls.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Pants or whatnot, there's something else going on there. I
agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, there's something. Just say thank you, sir, thank you.
I'm glad you finally found a reason to call in.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Something. I agree something is up.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
At first, I thought when she said that the bathroom
was right down the hall, which clearly he was taking
a shower in, I thought like, oh, like the only
bathroom was like the parents' bathroom, But it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, Tyler from Instagram no names right, oh hell no,
as your pants and then also from Instagram, I bet
the dad didn't like him and for dinner messed with
his meals.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh stop it, Oh, God, what a horrible detective.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
People really think that there was something going on between
him and the parents.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So he was like, you know what I'm gonna. I'm
gonna I'm gonna put vizine in his food and he's
gonna make a duty on my rug.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Stop it. But that then makes it more of an
accident completely, Yes, but it's still unless you saw him
mess with your food and still ate it and said, well,
I'll get him on the.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Jackie's dad could have put fire pounds of listeria in
my food. I'm still not making on the rug.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And also, you don't know what listeria is. Plenty of
times in the last six months, line six, Hi Elliott
the morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hi, who's this this? Hey, Miguel, what can I do
for you?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Did she dumped him before she made him clean it up?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let's keep language first of all, Yeah, she said.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
All it says is she dumped him on the spot.
I don't know. I don't know if the if.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
The chicken came before the egg at that point. I
just think metaphorically it was like you pack your stuff
and get out, like that's how I read it, and whatever,
you know, like at that point.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's why she's got taking him back like I even had.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
To pick it up?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You know what? It is kind of last fu.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Also the other thing that bothers me if he didn't
think to use a garbage can or printer or paper
and he didn't make it down the hall number one,
you still go in your pants. But if you didn't,
then it's on the floor. Don't you run down the
hall to the bathroom where you're going to clean up,
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rattle off four or five handfuls of toilet paper and
come back and pick it up. Even if you leave
a mark that you could blame on a dog. But
even if you leave a mark, don't you run down
the hallway like you're holding the Atomics weapons but you
run down the hallway holding two clumps?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yes, do they even have a dog?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
They have two small dogs? Ye have two small dogs.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
On Facebook, Kristen is wondering if he could have been sleepwalking?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Is that our Christen?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No great excuse though, But then he's got to get
back in bed.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, oh that's right, he can't. Well, first time, you
can't be in the I'm sure people have done that.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You can't be in the shower and get out and
start apologizing you just got to go climb right back
up where am I?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Maybe the hot water or the cold water awakened him,
all right, So you're throwing that one out.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, I'm still going with go in your pants,
I just broke up with my boyfriend he's twenty five,
because he took an s in my dad's home office on.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The floor, like, so, way is there a bathroom?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You read that right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
This weekend, my boyfriend was visiting me at my parents'
house and I woke up to my mom coming into
my room. My boyfriend was in the shower. Again, he's
twenty five, she's twenty two.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She asked me to come into my dad's office and
proceeded to show me a massive s on the.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Floor right on like the carpet floor whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, right on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
At first glance, I thought it was dog poop because
my parents have two dogs, but this thing was way
too big to be from their two small dogs. My
mom then asked me if I thought it could have
been my boyfriend. Obviously, neither my parents nor I would
do this. I walked back to my room and my
boyfriend got out of the shower, and immediately he started
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apologizing to me and telling me about the situation. He
said he went in there to grab a paper he printed,
and an overwhelming feeling of having to go came over him.
He said he couldn't wait, and had to go right there.
He got right in the shower afterwards because he said
he got some on himself and said he was going
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to clean it up after and he was profusely apologizing.
I literally do not understand because the bathroom is right
down the hall from my dad's office. I appreciate his honesty,
but I cannot understand. What in the effing world you
just sked on the floor of someone's house. I dumped
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him on the spot because I am so disgusted. I
can't even look at him, let alone talk about him
with my parents. I told him to please leave, and
now he's blowing up my phone apologizing and begging me
to reconsider.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, I have no clue. I have no clue. Number One,
is that a deal breaker?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, I'm with him for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That is you don't want any understanding. He told you
I went in there, so there's nothing. Bathroom is right there,
there's right down the hall. There's no excuse that he
could give you that you're going to accept.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean, I'm sure he's going to excuse it ten
ways to Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But no. There's also no mention of a medical condition, right,
so there would have been if if that was the case, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But he okay, Well I was going to say, let's
say he did, but.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Nature Okay, there's there's hiding beer bottles in somebody's cabinets,
and then there's megan a dump in the middle of
somebody's room.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm not defending it. I'm just saying, could he use
that line of defense.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That to me would be worse than I just had
to go? That's not a prank?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And is it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did he go like in at your girlfriend's parents house?
That's not a prank.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Did he go in his pants?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, she said he went on the floor. No, I understand,
but it wasn't It wasn't a roll down. I know
there was a term for that. So he had time
to get in position. And you're the one that read
the line that said the bathroom was right down the hall,
in the down the hall. Yeah, is this where you
tell us I've been there?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, no, no, but where you can't imagine making it down
a hall?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh? One hundred percent, one hundred percent?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What have you done in that scenario?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You go in your pants one hundred times out of
one hundred times.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You can set up the floor.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're at somebody's house, right, I have no I agree
with you. I have to assume you're spent, you spent
the night, put your clothes on from yet I understand
getting in the shower, I would take everything I own.
I've walked through the scenario in my head. I would
take every I'd go in my pants Number one. I
would take everything I own into the bathroom. I would
(04:15):
put on yesterday's clothes. I would shower, I would put
on yesterday's clothes. And I would I would, I would.
I mean, you put everything back in your overnight bag
and you throw it out the bathroom window and just
say I'll get it when I walk out. But I'm
not going in. I'm not going on the floor. I've
(04:35):
never gone on the floor of somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What were the ages?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Twenty he's twenty five, she's twenty two, so you should.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Know better, Yes, yes, yes? How long have they been dating?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Years?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, I don't know if it's years, but they've been
together a while?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, okay, a year or years?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Tell me the difference between twelve months and twenty four
months where it's okay to if you went you're spending
the night at Lindsay's parents' house. You're early dating. Yeah,
you're gonna make a poop right in the house on
the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Were you an animal in you're early dating? You don't
even sleep in the same room.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, these people are a little looser on that. You're
also twenty five years old.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
No, and again, this guy is, from what you read,
an animal, is he? Yes? That's you gave us no
contextual clues that would lead us to believe anything otherwise.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, okay, he had I mean, other than he had
an emergency. It wasn't. Again, animal would be I did
this on purpose. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Cases like I don't want to break up with her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh I know what I'll do.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Watch this.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
By the way, Hey, if that's the case, I applaud him.
He is the man, certainly got the job done. But
he is calling her back?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is that all? He's more bagging?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's part of the show. Would you would you have
done Scott right on the spot?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
On the spot, like you would have said, Scott, pack.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Up your stuff, clean and dirty and get out. Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Because how am I I mean? They the parents know? Now, Yeah,
you're trying to put out that fire.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mom found it. You can't you can't all have breakfast
together and try to explain it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, no, So a lot of people chiming in here.
Altto writes, done this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I remember in method acting ones, I do.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You want to read this in your voice?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
If it's not diarrhea, why was it?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
See, that's an intelligent question.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
By the way, that is a fair question. But and
I will answer having had both go in your pants,
go in your pants.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's I feel like that's gonna be your answer to
anyone's somebody No, somebody else brought something else up? Good,
go ahead? Was it Aaron and Barlow.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
On the floor? Get out?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No? No, No, Aaron would probably stay with the person,
she writes, as.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Someone who never goes. I'll welcome it made.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, Maybe Aaron should just find a nice chef. She writes,
this sounds like an emergency, and he was mortified, so
he gets a pass.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, by the way, there there is something to
be said for that. I mean, at some point you
have to look at them and go that's mortify.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, that mortifying.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He has to live.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, And by the way, for the rest of that
girl's life.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
At her wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm so glad she ended up with Jim, one of
her previous boyfriends. Took a dump right in the middle
of Hank's office floor. I'm sorry, who said he can
do a toast?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Forever he's gonna be Sally's ex boyfriend that took a
tish on the floor in the house suddenly up from here.
But that's what That's where I give erin a lot
of credit. It's not on purpose. Think of think of
how low his moment was that he had to pull
his pants down and dump the rug.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Read the line or two about the confronting of him
a first glance. Wait where by.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
The by the the mother, oh, confronting him, not her?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Here we go because he was in the shower, you said, right.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I walked back to my room.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
My boyfriend got out of the shower and immediately started
apologizing to me and telling me about the situation. He
said he went in there to grab a paper he printed,
and an overwhelming feeling came over him. He said he
couldn't wait and had to go right there. He got
right in the shower because he got some on himself
and said he was going to go clean it up.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
After he was done, profusely apologized.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How long was he in the shower? We don't know
that long enough to clean Who cares that cleaned first
before the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Or he's cleaning himself the world's fastest shower, or.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh you're saying he should have picked up Yes, you're no,
I get it, I get it. I've sometimes if the
dogs throw up, I sometimes get them out of the
house before I go pick.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Up the vomit.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Were the parents home the mom found it initially?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I didn't walk and she ran up for the office
to grab something.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I think that parents were home.
That it's the morning. Everybody's kind of up and doing
their thing. Listen, the girlfriend wasn't even awake at Mom's
probably up making a cup of coffee, going wow, these
grounds smell.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'd love to know the duration of the shower, because
sometimes I'll say I'm gonna take real quick shower, and
then it's like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, you are, you are? You're two hand rubbing.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I agree if it is a true accident.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Any amount of time, Yes, he is. I don't think
he's drawn himself a bath.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But if you want them to find it, no, you
have to spend your time in there.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're not in charge of their timing.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But you're hoping.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The faster you go, the smaller the window.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But all you need, Like I've always said, I will
get My illness will hit the day after I leave
the doctor's office.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Right, that's the window. You can't help it. That's what.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
By the way, Also, maybe mom smelt a bomb go
off and was like, I gotta go hunt this down.
But I'm saying there is you've never walked into your
house and the dog's taking a dump in the second
you open the door.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You're like, whoa.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah. So maybe she opened up her bedroom door and
was hit by a wave.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The only thing in my nostrils for the last seventy
two hours are those sensicles hanging from our fake tree.
Oh my god, those are cancer causing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
By the way, there's still there's still something that nobody's mentioned,
and I get I do. I give Aaron M Barlow
a ton of credit because it is it's it's it
is a low moment, but it's lowest for him.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Oh I know it's still mortifying for her though.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But don't kick a man when he's down.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
If there's intenth though, but there's no shame.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Can't you don't know there's intent?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I bet And I'm reading here from not only the listeners,
but I'm sure on the original stories post there's commenters
who think that it was no accident.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh yeah, there are definitely people who think there's no accent.
There's people who think like there are some people that
are like, I have crones and they're all like, but
all the crones people and the IBS people and the
diverticulitis are go in your pants.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
But this also would have been mentioned.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yes, that he has an illness one hundred percent? Where
am I going? Kristen line four? Hi, Elliot the morning?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Hey this name?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yes, Hi, by the way, but the last hour has
been nothing but home run radio for here.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm sorry? Yes, who is this.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Mentioned? From?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Charles?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I'm the guy I tchihed in years ago about a
stomach situation of mine where I was working as a
plumber and how you go? So I crapped my pants
and then crapped in the toilet. I didn't fixed yet.
With that being said, but with that being said, with
(13:06):
this story, why did he not crap in like the
trash can or a piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They didn't even bring that up, thank you, thank you.
And that's what everybody else wondered. You're in a home office.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
He was going to get something off the printer.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
One of two things, right, use what you print at all, exactly,
hit the paper, hit a garbage can.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, I guess that's not too much to ask.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
That is because I was. I was.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I was with him on the I couldn't make it
down the hall. I've been there. I've definitely been there.
And you do you go your pants? Do you know
how many times? No, they always say most car accidents
happen within five miles of the house.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Know how many times i've dirty pants?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Like right outside your bathroom? I think twenty feet of
a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It happened. The body knows, right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So with that, he went in there for paper. You
think he did it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, I don't. I don't. I still don't.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Just say that I stood, but do you and the
other but that would a lot of people were like,
you're in a home office, use paper, get paper out
of the printer, use what you printed, go in the
garbage can. There's got to be a garbage can in there.
Do something so it's not on the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But in that moment, this is the This is where
I go back to him in that moment. Are you
thinking that clearly?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now? Loretta rides on Facebook? Oh, Loretta, this boyfriend? Because
did you say how long they were staying with the parents?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It didn't just but it was a visit. They were
there overnight. I know that they went to visit their parents,
her parents.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
She thinks that the stay was going horribly.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, how bad does this stay? That your girlfriend's.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Girlfriend looking for an excuse.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Me, and you're trying to keep her.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
How bad is the stay going where you're like, I
got to put an exclamation point on this.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Well, maybe there was a fight with the parents or
something like that. He still likes the girl, but Loretta
thinks that something came out of that weekend or that
night or whatever with the parents.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Have you ever bought a car at a car dealership? Of course,
and you don't like the dealership, but you like the car. Yeah,
and you go, I'm still going to buy the car.
I got a good price for it. I hate the dealership,
but I'm gonna buy the car. I'll just for service
and stuff. I'll go to another dealership. Yeah, to prove
your point about how much you didn't like dealing with
the manager and the sales manager, did you take a
(15:50):
squat in the middle of the showroom?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Thank you? I rest my cakes.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I don't buy that you could have a fight. You
could have the worst. You could have a physical fight
with the dad.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You're not making a dump in the man's house on
the floor, because if you have any respect.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
For the girl a terrible person.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't think this guy's a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I tend to think that if you got into a
h like a scuffle, you may consider this.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You know what, Rob Maddocks take this.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Come on like fisticuffs. You know you know that from
that point forward, they're not gonna want you to be
their daughter's boyfriend, right, So you may as well go
out on top.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You gotta have a good story.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hey, Grammy, pick this up? Hi elliot in the morning?
Hey who's this?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Mail's going on?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well a long time, was there, sir.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
I'm actually shocking the first time that stuff came up. Man,
But I'll get tell you right now. I've been in
similar situations that you know, with girlfriend's family members staying
in the place with more than one bathroom, and yeah,
I've used a trash can. I've actually used a litter
box at one time.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And I'm one hundred percent in agreements, which and it
wasn't a bet.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I mean, you know, there's a bunch of guys in
one bathroom.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Hey, you gotta have.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You gotta do what you gotta do. I get it,
I get it, and I agree with you, I believe.
I mean, if the guy had the time and dignity,
the bulls.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Pants or whatnot, there's something else going on there. I
agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, there's something. Just say thank you, sir, thank you.
I'm glad you finally found a reason to call in.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Something. I agree something is up.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
At first, I thought when she said that the bathroom
was right down the hall, which clearly he was taking
a shower in, I thought like, oh, like the only
bathroom was like the parents' bathroom, But it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, Tyler from Instagram no names right, oh hell no,
as your pants and then also from Instagram, I bet
the dad didn't like him and for dinner messed with
his meals.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh stop it, Oh, God, what a horrible detective.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
People really think that there was something going on between
him and the parents.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So he was like, you know what I'm gonna. I'm
gonna I'm gonna put vizine in his food and he's
gonna make a duty on my rug.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Stop it. But that then makes it more of an
accident completely, Yes, but it's still unless you saw him
mess with your food and still ate it and said, well,
I'll get him on the.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Jackie's dad could have put fire pounds of listeria in
my food. I'm still not making on the rug.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
And also, you don't know what listeria is. Plenty of
times in the last six months, line six, Hi Elliott
the morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hi, who's this this? Hey, Miguel, what can I do
for you?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Did she dumped him before she made him clean it up?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let's keep language first of all, Yeah, she said.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
All it says is she dumped him on the spot.
I don't know. I don't know if the if.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
The chicken came before the egg at that point. I
just think metaphorically it was like you pack your stuff
and get out, like that's how I read it, and whatever,
you know, like at that point.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's why she's got taking him back like I even had.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
To pick it up?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You know what? It is kind of last fu.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Also the other thing that bothers me if he didn't
think to use a garbage can or printer or paper
and he didn't make it down the hall number one,
you still go in your pants. But if you didn't,
then it's on the floor. Don't you run down the
hall to the bathroom where you're going to clean up,
(20:23):
rattle off four or five handfuls of toilet paper and
come back and pick it up. Even if you leave
a mark that you could blame on a dog. But
even if you leave a mark, don't you run down
the hallway like you're holding the Atomics weapons but you
run down the hallway holding two clumps?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yes, do they even have a dog?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
They have two small dogs? Ye have two small dogs.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
On Facebook, Kristen is wondering if he could have been sleepwalking?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Is that our Christen?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No great excuse though, But then he's got to get
back in bed.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, oh that's right, he can't. Well, first time, you
can't be in the I'm sure people have done that.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You can't be in the shower and get out and
start apologizing you just got to go climb right back
up where am I?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Maybe the hot water or the cold water awakened him,
all right, So you're throwing that one out.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, I'm still going with go in your pants,
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