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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, your new dog. It was your old dog that
used to puke in the car all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, And we had a bathroom moment
as well.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
The which was the worst cleanup vomit, Well, the feces
was all over my son.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Better your son than the car, though, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Because you can strip a person pretty quickly and get
them cleaned up. And whether it was the hose and
then eventually the shower.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Is puke the hardest thing to clean out of a car.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You probably up there, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I don't care if it's animal or human. I
don't care if it's animal. Humans don't throw up in
the car.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The yes, they do. Motion sickness. Yeah, drunk, drunk.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Open a window.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You threw up in Jen Hunger's car, But you threw
up outside the window.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You were smart because he moved fast enough.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I can't say it all got outside the car, but
I tried.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I remember one of our nags, can't I remember her name.
One of our nags had trips. We'd all been drinking,
went out to dinner, and then did you throw up
in the car?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did not, But my.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Friend threw up and he was seated in the passenger seat,
and you never got that smell out of that event.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's what they say. That's what they say that never.
But did he throw up into the vent?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
He he kind of like threw up and it hit
the dash. But there was some that got into the vent.
Oh my god, oh my friend Jeff's car.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, And that's what they say that ever, like.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
We tried everything and you just couldn't you even if
there was like the slightest smell and it was August God, horrible.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, because they were saying like like like, even even
if you don't get in the vent, even if it
gets like like think about it, even if it gets
like between the seat, Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
There's all those little nuts and crannies you can't get into.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
How about inside the seatbelt? If it gets in there,
you ain't getting that out? What are you disassembling that?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, puke's gotta be the worst.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't know what would be worse. And I don't
care if it's human.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Now you know what human puke worse smelling than animal puke.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe I just have beach tiles down all the time
instead of just when we're going to the shore.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, who's going to throw up now, it's for all
of this. No, well, they're not gonna throw up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's a new car. He's being preventive. I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We're gonna keep that down, so God forbid one day
somebody throws those other things.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I told you, my daughters eating a cheese steak, my son,
he gets motion. I make all of them wear the
bracelets the my wife included. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, because Lindsay's also motion sickness. Has she ever puked
in the car? But does she come close?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She's felt nauseous, but I don't think she's ever like
had to hold liquid in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The no open the door and puke out.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
So it's I mean, it's easy for you to say
sometimes you don't react that quickly, especially if you're wasted.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Or my son had to get out of the car
on my way to my brother's wedding and throw up
because of his motions sickness.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, but at least he got out of the car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah it was a rental Oh yeah, Oh that doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
By the way, you know what job would sucks? Yes,
because if I puked in a rental car, I would
do a glossary wipe.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But I'm not I'm not steam cleaning that thing.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But that's also the sunscreen, the residual sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh, I don't I don't care about sunscreen smell.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You can't have someone get in a car to rent it.
I thought you meant just clean.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, I don't want to clean it anyway. I bet
they see some stuff, though. I bet they see some
nasty ass stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Vama is not the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Only thing that can spill in a car. You're treating
it like it's just just bodily fluid.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What's worse?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Milk?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Would you pretty?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Milk would be sticky?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Soda?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, you no, soda you can clean up. Milk is bad.
Milk stink. Soda doesn't sink.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I've been over time.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I'm just saying the stickiness of it all. You think
you got it, you didn't the.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, but okay, what would what would? What do you rather.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Soda over milk? All day?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Milk? I don't want.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm trying to think what's been the worst Because the
the the dog vomiting and going to the bathroom was
not in my car, So I'm trying to think in
my car, what's been the worst thing to spill?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I definitely had a growler open up in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh, just beer?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, I guess when I spilled gasoline filling up for
the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
The diesel or regular gas?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Regular?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why does diesel smell worse than regular gas?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, I wasn't comfortable driving the windows out.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You feel like your car is going to explode the
way I feel like I was going to pass out?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, But why do I feel like? Why do I
feel like does diesel?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Does diesel smell different than regular gasoline?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know why? Why in my head have I
always believed.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That I haven't messed with diesel and forever?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Why do I feel like diesel smells worse?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know because of the I like the smell
of gas. You do not want?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No, I don't want it. No, No, I don't want
it in my car. But I do like that smell.
I thought we were talking about spills.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Diesel smells a little bit more like kerosene as opposed
to gas.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That you don't want to still kerosene now that you
don't want You don't want that at all?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh, well, what's it? What is a what is a
big problem this.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Time of year that you don't want during the summer.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I was gonna say, like pro paine tanks or.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No, no, no, no, that's very unsafe, very unsafe.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Sunscreen. No, that's my goat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You ever leave food in the car, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And forget about it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Run to the store, pick up some chicken, run a
couple of errands. Leave that in the back. No, hello, maggots.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No that's bad. How long are you leaving it in
the car for three weeks? No, a couple of days.
You don't remember. I'm not in the trunk every day. Yeah,
left it back there.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Put that on the front passenger seat floorboard.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I can't because the airbent smells like vomit from that
beach trip.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Food. Leaving food in the car is always a problem,
leaving food that you forgot about. Yeah, is not because
just the food smells bad. It's gonna smell like somebody died.
But in that in a hot summer where it's bacon,
you're gonna get maggots, You're gonna get larva, You're gonna
get all kinds of crap back there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I struggle to imagine you've ever forgot about food.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The no, no, this is the groceries.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Even so, the oh, I love food too much.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The no, I would never leave leftovers.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Although Diane, christ and I went to dinner last night,
Christen and I didn't get leftovers.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Diane took them off.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I asked if you wanted it, and Kristen took her
vial palm home.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
By the way, thank you. She's the egg plant parm Sorry, sorry,
who's the wrong entre? Wrong? Sorry eggplant parm?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You took years though? Did you take home to cheer
miss Sue? Yeah, Diane did. What about the pizza Diane did?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, you said you didn't want it? What am I
gonna do?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Leave it?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's wasteful?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The yeah, I know. Oh and the bread, Yeah, I
wanted the bread.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I got food. I got food for the weekend.
Scott had to have it. But she's now like doing
sign language in there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh. She was telling me that Diane also took the bread.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
We went to Cafe Fiorella last night, which just opened
tenth in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Place is great, delicious places.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Off that's the place I told you to have a
place in New York and so they just came down
and then they opened here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What's my boy's name, John, he's the GM gave me
his card. I'll text him later, gotta make sure I'm
in his phone. Place was great, though?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Was it a good? And I told you to have
that that big anti pasta bar? How good?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Was that good?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Thank you? Califlower right now that we finished?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Unfortunately, Sorry, Scott, if you're listening, Diane didn't bring that home.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I hate so much freaking food last night.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But anyway, it's at Tented Pennsylvania, right across from it's
right across from the FBI building. Yeah, and like it's
right on the corner, literally on the corner of Tented Pennsylvania. Fantastic, fantastic.
It's as good as I wanted it to be. Great sauce.
I also had pasta. I had a lot of food
last night. And what I didn't have the big veld chop,
(08:50):
big veal chop. But I didn't have Diane took home
for Scott. I'm sorry, Yes you do what if you
can the.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Car pro leftovers?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You can you can cast Yeah, I told you we
got food for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, you took mine.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I love We've talked about it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Dogging Bag Norman writes, if Tyler has someone puke in
his car. He can simply switch to his wife's exact
same car. Bob him solved this is you're you're talking
about restaurants and menus, and this is perfect for Diane
from Ryan had a cooler full of blue crabs.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh did they forget them?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
These people are people are somewhat spills. It smelled like
a seafood market for months. Sell the car, dude, No.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That would grab water, hot hot summer crab water. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, I hope we hit triple digits that day.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
And in the trunk you are, Becky, there's not enough fabrize.
A couple people are talking about dogs expressing their anal glands.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh that's bad. That that is bad. That stinks to
holy hell.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And from Danielle, how about child after birth?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh my god, what happened there in the car?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
The baby in the car?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh, I'd burned my car. I'd burn my car. You're
not getting that out of there. I mean that is buried.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Deep in the bagoon girls, line seven, wish it was
still there. Hi, elliot in the morning. Oh, that's nice
garbage coming out. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
This is Joe from Fairfax. Funny said that we my
wife just had a kid in the car about three
months ago.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Did it spill anywhere?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yeah, it was. It was everywhere.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
We thought we thought we wiped it up pretty good.
But then we we called to get a detail and
we told the guys, but I guess they didn't tell
the Techa came out to detail it and he pulled
back the the you know, the mat in the back
and there was a bunch of blood and goes he goes,
(11:04):
He goes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Uh, what's that?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Just still some soda.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I was like, oh man, wait, so let me ask
you this, now that it's been detailed, does it still smell?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Though, no, it doesn't doesn't smell. I wish I knew.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I can't remember the name of the company. It was
a gift from Hurt, my wife's dad, to get our
car to detail.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But they did a great job. We don't smell anything.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's awesome, dude, because like that that's going to get
into Like that's what they always say about like vomiting
the car is you could get the big spots, but
you know there is something hidden somewhere. You ain't got
clothed seats, do you.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, Luckily it's it's yeah, if you have.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yeah, he was born like right outside of IOVA Fairfax Hospital,
right out in the parking lot, and just then inside.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh yeah, luckily we have the leather seats.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know what. Good for you, Good for you. Thank you,
my friend, thank you, and congrats on the kid.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Dude, yes from Instagram. Can't be worse than my mom's
transported French onion soup. It was in a crock pot
that toppled over when she took a turn. Thankfully in
the trunk, but forever there.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh yeah, no, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
The trunk is so hot, and people forget stuff in
the trunk all the time. People go to the grocery store,
run two or three errands and forget that they have groceries.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
In the trunk.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Ira left a container of fishing worms in the trunk.
Oh dude, that'll chase a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But now did it spill or were they intend? No,
did you get maggots? Like at that point you're not
worried about it. If it didn't spill, that smell's.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Got to be horrific.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
God. The seafood story has triggered some memories any kind
of seafood. My husband accidentally left a bag of shrimp
in his truck.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This person had crab traps that had raw chicken necks
in them. Dude, Kristen, scream magots in the cart.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yes, that's what you don't want. You don't want the maggots.
As a general rule for life, you don't want the maggots. Also,
if you have a car that just sits, like an
old car whatever, that just sits every I can't remember
how often they tell you to do it. You got
(13:33):
to get that thing like, you got to open it
up and make sure it out well, not just air
it out, but you got to start start it obviously
for the engine. But you don't want critters living in
there while it's not doing anything. Next thing, you know,
you got you got mice and dead mice in there,
and they'll if it's cold, they'll eat their way into
like kind of like where the padding is.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jesus, has everyone forgotten bait in their car?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
How do you forget bait? I mean, listen, people forget everything.
You may be done, I understand that, But when you
get home, don't you go like, okay, poll bait, Like
it doesn't cross your mind.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Not that extra to the nightcrawlers. Oh, here's the nightmare scenario.
My mom's friend owns a seafood supplier and had cases
of crab meat and the trunk when she got rear ended.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Everywhere the splash.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
They took the car and it sat for weeks in
the summer before they got to it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh God, just got it at the lot. We're gonna
pop that trunk here pretty soon. Was the entire trunk.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like you know how every so often you'll see like
prank videos or somewhere, like they filled the whole trunk
with like styrofoam balls or something. Did they open the
trunk of the crabs of crash? And they opened it
and the entire trunk was with maggots?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
God? What is that smell? Line?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
One?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Hi Elliott?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
The morning was a valiant.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hey what's going on?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Hey man, you know how you can go to Firehouse
Subs and you can buy the bucket? Oh yeah, sure, okay,
So I left one of those in my truck for
like a week. My truck smells like a pickle factory.
I can't get it out. I tried putting his little
uh those little things you put in the vent. Now
it just smells like a pickle patch in the middle
(15:33):
of a forest.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yes, it's just.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Hey, hey. In order to side note, one of my
friends does Uber. I don't know if they still do this,
but Uber pays three hundred dollars. They did back in
the day. I don't know they still do. I don't
do Uber. If somebody throws up in your car. He
wanted people to throw up in his car for three
hundred dollars with.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Your car stinks. You can't get that smell out, dude,
you can't get that smell.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
O here, What am I going to do though? Cancel
my right? I got some places to.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Be the Where am I going? Kristin line seven? Hi?
Elliott the morning?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Who's Alex from Rockville?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Excellent?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
So I had a body who had a convertible in
high school.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
And uh, you thought it was a good idea to
leave the top down throughout the day.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
And I think one weekend he forgot about it and
it absolutely poured in his car to the point where
it was like a pool. And that smell, man, I'm
telling you. Ever since then it just mildew and just
I couldn't even sit in his car.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It was disgust. Yeah, that would be pretty bad. I mean,
from a cleanup standpoint, you just went back it. I
guess you could take the I guess you could take
the carpeting out if you If there's like carpeting in there,
it dr.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Got moldy and nasty.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
The smell is going to be bad. The smell is
going to be bad, absolutely terrible. But I mean, vomit
hit you on the two front, by the way, so
does the crab stuff that's messy clean up and a
horrific smell that sticks with you. Vomit, messy clean up,
and the smell after birth, messy cleanup and the smell.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
By the way, you got to thank you here from Paul.
This reminded him that he left worms in his boat
two weeks ago. And also, but at least for this,
I will say this.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Unless we'll will will, worms will bait.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Get you maggots.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't know everything eventually get you maggots.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And my garbage can is filled with them already. It's summer.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, we only get garbage once a week, and both
boys are home, so we're going through trash and crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's only summer. Because Joe Nollens that. So, Oh, Diane,
I can tell you this. I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You know what, maggots really love whatever's left in a
kava bowl.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, Tyler Mike on Facebook wants to know about the
r V after Whitewater raft.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Hi, yellead the boarding eat?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
What's going on, dude?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I had a pet snake and bought a live rat
for it, and then ransom errands and forgot it in
the car and it ate its way through the box
and died in the dashboard a week later.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
In August.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And maggots. Oh, of course it did. Of course it did.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
It took a month for us to find it.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
I had to take the whole dashboard apart and all
the interior out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Dude, what did that look like when you found it decomposed?
Did you have bugs and maggots in there? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
I told her I was going to sell the car
before we found it.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, I mean that meat? That all right, dude, I
appreciate it. Thank you, my friend, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes, father, this is from Trey. My sister made a
tray Lash's cake, which Elliott doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Now normally, no, I don't like wet cake.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was in a cooler, but the cooler plug was
not fastened, so it leaked all over the back of
the car. The rotten smell could not be removed.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh, cream, milk, wet Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Brian wants to know. This is actually a good question
for Kristen. Did you know one of the main ingredients
in deer repellent is rabbit urine. We were in Bethany
for a week and forgot about it over the summer.
That car smelled for years.
Hey, your new dog. It was your old dog that
used to puke in the car all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, And we had a bathroom moment
as well.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
The which was the worst cleanup vomit, Well, the feces
was all over my son.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Better your son than the car, though, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Because you can strip a person pretty quickly and get
them cleaned up. And whether it was the hose and
then eventually the shower.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Is puke the hardest thing to clean out of a car.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You probably up there, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I don't care if it's animal or human. I
don't care if it's animal. Humans don't throw up in
the car.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The yes, they do. Motion sickness. Yeah, drunk, drunk.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Open a window.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You threw up in Jen Hunger's car, But you threw
up outside the window.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You were smart because he moved fast enough.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I can't say it all got outside the car, but
I tried.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I remember one of our nags, can't I remember her name.
One of our nags had trips. We'd all been drinking,
went out to dinner, and then did you throw up
in the car?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I did not, But my.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Friend threw up and he was seated in the passenger seat,
and you never got that smell out of that event.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's what they say. That's what they say that never.
But did he throw up into the vent?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
He he kind of like threw up and it hit
the dash. But there was some that got into the vent.
Oh my god, oh my friend Jeff's car.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, And that's what they say that ever, like.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
We tried everything and you just couldn't you even if
there was like the slightest smell and it was August God, horrible.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, because they were saying like like like, even even
if you don't get in the vent, even if it
gets like like think about it, even if it gets
like between the seat, Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
There's all those little nuts and crannies you can't get into.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
How about inside the seatbelt? If it gets in there,
you ain't getting that out? What are you disassembling that?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, puke's gotta be the worst.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't know what would be worse. And I don't
care if it's human.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Now you know what human puke worse smelling than animal puke.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe I just have beach tiles down all the time
instead of just when we're going to the shore.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, who's going to throw up now, it's for all
of this. No, well, they're not gonna throw up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's a new car. He's being preventive. I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We're gonna keep that down, so God forbid one day
somebody throws those other things.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I told you, my daughters eating a cheese steak, my son,
he gets motion. I make all of them wear the
bracelets the my wife included. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, because Lindsay's also motion sickness. Has she ever puked
in the car? But does she come close?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She's felt nauseous, but I don't think she's ever like
had to hold liquid in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The no open the door and puke out.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
So it's I mean, it's easy for you to say
sometimes you don't react that quickly, especially if you're wasted.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Or my son had to get out of the car
on my way to my brother's wedding and throw up
because of his motions sickness.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, but at least he got out of the car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah it was a rental Oh yeah, Oh that doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
By the way, you know what job would sucks? Yes,
because if I puked in a rental car, I would
do a glossary wipe.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But I'm not I'm not steam cleaning that thing.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But that's also the sunscreen, the residual sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh, I don't I don't care about sunscreen smell.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You can't have someone get in a car to rent it.
I thought you meant just clean.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh, I don't want to clean it anyway. I bet
they see some stuff, though. I bet they see some
nasty ass stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Vama is not the.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Only thing that can spill in a car. You're treating
it like it's just just bodily fluid.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What's worse?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Milk?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Would you pretty?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Milk would be sticky?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Soda?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, you no, soda you can clean up. Milk is bad.
Milk stink. Soda doesn't sink.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I've been over time.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I'm just saying the stickiness of it all. You think
you got it, you didn't the.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, but okay, what would what would? What do you rather.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Soda over milk? All day?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Milk? I don't want.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm trying to think what's been the worst Because the
the the dog vomiting and going to the bathroom was
not in my car, So I'm trying to think in
my car, what's been the worst thing to spill?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I definitely had a growler open up in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh, just beer?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, I guess when I spilled gasoline filling up for
the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
The diesel or regular gas?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Regular?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why does diesel smell worse than regular gas?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, I wasn't comfortable driving the windows out.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You feel like your car is going to explode the
way I feel like I was going to pass out?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, But why do I feel like? Why do I
feel like does diesel?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Does diesel smell different than regular gasoline?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know why? Why in my head have I
always believed.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That I haven't messed with diesel and forever?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Why do I feel like diesel smells worse?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know because of the I like the smell
of gas. You do not want?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No, I don't want it. No, No, I don't want
it in my car. But I do like that smell.
I thought we were talking about spills.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Diesel smells a little bit more like kerosene as opposed
to gas.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That you don't want to still kerosene now that you
don't want You don't want that at all?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh, well, what's it? What is a what is a
big problem this.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Time of year that you don't want during the summer.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I was gonna say, like pro paine tanks or.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No, no, no, no, that's very unsafe, very unsafe.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Sunscreen. No, that's my goat.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You ever leave food in the car, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And forget about it?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Run to the store, pick up some chicken, run a
couple of errands. Leave that in the back. No, hello, maggots.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No that's bad. How long are you leaving it in
the car for three weeks? No, a couple of days.
You don't remember. I'm not in the trunk every day. Yeah,
left it back there.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Put that on the front passenger seat floorboard.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I can't because the airbent smells like vomit from that
beach trip.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Food. Leaving food in the car is always a problem,
leaving food that you forgot about. Yeah, is not because
just the food smells bad. It's gonna smell like somebody died.
But in that in a hot summer where it's bacon,
you're gonna get maggots, You're gonna get larva, You're gonna
get all kinds of crap back there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I struggle to imagine you've ever forgot about food.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The no, no, this is the groceries.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Even so, the oh, I love food too much.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The no, I would never leave leftovers.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Although Diane, christ and I went to dinner last night,
Christen and I didn't get leftovers.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Diane took them off.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I asked if you wanted it, and Kristen took her
vial palm home.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
By the way, thank you. She's the egg plant parm Sorry, sorry,
who's the wrong entre? Wrong? Sorry eggplant parm?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You took years though? Did you take home to cheer
miss Sue? Yeah, Diane did. What about the pizza Diane did?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, you said you didn't want it? What am I
gonna do?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Leave it?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's wasteful?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
The yeah, I know. Oh and the bread, Yeah, I
wanted the bread.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I got food. I got food for the weekend.
Scott had to have it. But she's now like doing
sign language in there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh. She was telling me that Diane also took the bread.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
We went to Cafe Fiorella last night, which just opened
tenth in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Place is great, delicious places.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Off that's the place I told you to have a
place in New York and so they just came down
and then they opened here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What's my boy's name, John, he's the GM gave me
his card. I'll text him later, gotta make sure I'm
in his phone. Place was great, though?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Was it a good? And I told you to have
that that big anti pasta bar? How good?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Was that good?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Thank you? Califlower right now that we finished?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Unfortunately, Sorry, Scott, if you're listening, Diane didn't bring that home.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I hate so much freaking food last night.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But anyway, it's at Tented Pennsylvania, right across from it's
right across from the FBI building. Yeah, and like it's
right on the corner, literally on the corner of Tented Pennsylvania. Fantastic, fantastic.
It's as good as I wanted it to be. Great sauce.
I also had pasta. I had a lot of food
last night. And what I didn't have the big veld chop,
(08:50):
big veal chop. But I didn't have Diane took home
for Scott. I'm sorry, Yes you do what if you
can the.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Car pro leftovers?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You can you can cast Yeah, I told you we
got food for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, you took mine.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I love We've talked about it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Dogging Bag Norman writes, if Tyler has someone puke in
his car. He can simply switch to his wife's exact
same car. Bob him solved this is you're you're talking
about restaurants and menus, and this is perfect for Diane
from Ryan had a cooler full of blue crabs.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh did they forget them?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
These people are people are somewhat spills. It smelled like
a seafood market for months. Sell the car, dude, No.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That would grab water, hot hot summer crab water. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, I hope we hit triple digits that day.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
And in the trunk you are, Becky, there's not enough fabrize.
A couple people are talking about dogs expressing their anal glands.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh that's bad. That that is bad. That stinks to
holy hell.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And from Danielle, how about child after birth?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh my god, what happened there in the car?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
The baby in the car?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh, I'd burned my car. I'd burn my car. You're
not getting that out of there. I mean that is buried.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Deep in the bagoon girls, line seven, wish it was
still there. Hi, elliot in the morning. Oh, that's nice
garbage coming out. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
This is Joe from Fairfax. Funny said that we my
wife just had a kid in the car about three
months ago.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Did it spill anywhere?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yeah, it was. It was everywhere.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
We thought we thought we wiped it up pretty good.
But then we we called to get a detail and
we told the guys, but I guess they didn't tell
the Techa came out to detail it and he pulled
back the the you know, the mat in the back
and there was a bunch of blood and goes he goes,
(11:04):
He goes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Uh, what's that?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Just still some soda.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I was like, oh man, wait, so let me ask
you this, now that it's been detailed, does it still smell?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Though, no, it doesn't doesn't smell. I wish I knew.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I can't remember the name of the company. It was
a gift from Hurt, my wife's dad, to get our
car to detail.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But they did a great job. We don't smell anything.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's awesome, dude, because like that that's going to get
into Like that's what they always say about like vomiting
the car is you could get the big spots, but
you know there is something hidden somewhere. You ain't got
clothed seats, do you.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, Luckily it's it's yeah, if you have.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yeah, he was born like right outside of IOVA Fairfax Hospital,
right out in the parking lot, and just then inside.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh yeah, luckily we have the leather seats.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know what. Good for you, Good for you. Thank you,
my friend, thank you, and congrats on the kid.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Dude, yes from Instagram. Can't be worse than my mom's
transported French onion soup. It was in a crock pot
that toppled over when she took a turn. Thankfully in
the trunk, but forever there.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh yeah, no, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
The trunk is so hot, and people forget stuff in
the trunk all the time. People go to the grocery store,
run two or three errands and forget that they have groceries.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
In the trunk.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Ira left a container of fishing worms in the trunk.
Oh dude, that'll chase a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But now did it spill or were they intend? No,
did you get maggots? Like at that point you're not
worried about it. If it didn't spill, that smell's.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Got to be horrific.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
God. The seafood story has triggered some memories any kind
of seafood. My husband accidentally left a bag of shrimp
in his truck.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This person had crab traps that had raw chicken necks
in them. Dude, Kristen, scream magots in the cart.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yes, that's what you don't want. You don't want the maggots.
As a general rule for life, you don't want the maggots. Also,
if you have a car that just sits, like an
old car whatever, that just sits every I can't remember
how often they tell you to do it. You got
(13:33):
to get that thing like, you got to open it
up and make sure it out well, not just air
it out, but you got to start start it obviously
for the engine. But you don't want critters living in
there while it's not doing anything. Next thing, you know,
you got you got mice and dead mice in there,
and they'll if it's cold, they'll eat their way into
like kind of like where the padding is.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jesus, has everyone forgotten bait in their car?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
How do you forget bait? I mean, listen, people forget everything.
You may be done, I understand that, But when you
get home, don't you go like, okay, poll bait, Like
it doesn't cross your mind.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Not that extra to the nightcrawlers. Oh, here's the nightmare scenario.
My mom's friend owns a seafood supplier and had cases
of crab meat and the trunk when she got rear ended.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Everywhere the splash.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
They took the car and it sat for weeks in
the summer before they got to it.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh God, just got it at the lot. We're gonna
pop that trunk here pretty soon. Was the entire trunk.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like you know how every so often you'll see like
prank videos or somewhere, like they filled the whole trunk
with like styrofoam balls or something. Did they open the
trunk of the crabs of crash? And they opened it
and the entire trunk was with maggots?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
God? What is that smell? Line?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
One?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Hi Elliott?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
The morning was a valiant.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hey what's going on?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Hey man, you know how you can go to Firehouse
Subs and you can buy the bucket? Oh yeah, sure, okay,
So I left one of those in my truck for
like a week. My truck smells like a pickle factory.
I can't get it out. I tried putting his little
uh those little things you put in the vent. Now
it just smells like a pickle patch in the middle
(15:33):
of a forest.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yes, it's just.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Hey, hey. In order to side note, one of my
friends does Uber. I don't know if they still do this,
but Uber pays three hundred dollars. They did back in
the day. I don't know they still do. I don't
do Uber. If somebody throws up in your car. He
wanted people to throw up in his car for three
hundred dollars with.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Your car stinks. You can't get that smell out, dude,
you can't get that smell.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
O here, What am I going to do though? Cancel
my right? I got some places to.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Be the Where am I going? Kristin line seven? Hi?
Elliott the morning?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, Hi?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Who's Alex from Rockville?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Excellent?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
So I had a body who had a convertible in
high school.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
And uh, you thought it was a good idea to
leave the top down throughout the day.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
And I think one weekend he forgot about it and
it absolutely poured in his car to the point where
it was like a pool. And that smell, man, I'm
telling you. Ever since then it just mildew and just
I couldn't even sit in his car.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It was disgust. Yeah, that would be pretty bad. I mean,
from a cleanup standpoint, you just went back it. I
guess you could take the I guess you could take
the carpeting out if you If there's like carpeting in there,
it dr.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Got moldy and nasty.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
The smell is going to be bad. The smell is
going to be bad, absolutely terrible. But I mean, vomit
hit you on the two front, by the way, so
does the crab stuff that's messy clean up and a
horrific smell that sticks with you. Vomit, messy clean up,
and the smell after birth, messy cleanup and the smell.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
By the way, you got to thank you here from Paul.
This reminded him that he left worms in his boat
two weeks ago. And also, but at least for this,
I will say this.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Unless we'll will will, worms will bait.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Get you maggots.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't know everything eventually get you maggots.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And my garbage can is filled with them already. It's summer.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, we only get garbage once a week, and both
boys are home, so we're going through trash and crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's only summer. Because Joe Nollens that. So, Oh, Diane,
I can tell you this. I will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You know what, maggots really love whatever's left in a
kava bowl.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, Tyler Mike on Facebook wants to know about the
r V after Whitewater raft.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Hi, yellead the boarding eat?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
What's going on, dude?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I had a pet snake and bought a live rat
for it, and then ransom errands and forgot it in
the car and it ate its way through the box
and died in the dashboard a week later.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
In August.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And maggots. Oh, of course it did. Of course it did.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
It took a month for us to find it.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
I had to take the whole dashboard apart and all
the interior out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Dude, what did that look like when you found it decomposed?
Did you have bugs and maggots in there? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
I told her I was going to sell the car
before we found it.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, I mean that meat? That all right, dude, I
appreciate it. Thank you, my friend, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes, father, this is from Trey. My sister made a
tray Lash's cake, which Elliott doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Now normally, no, I don't like wet cake.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It was in a cooler, but the cooler plug was
not fastened, so it leaked all over the back of
the car. The rotten smell could not be removed.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh, cream, milk, wet Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Brian wants to know. This is actually a good question
for Kristen. Did you know one of the main ingredients
in deer repellent is rabbit urine. We were in Bethany
for a week and forgot about it over the summer.
That car smelled for years.
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