EITM: Studio Darts Championship 1/3/24

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Episode Transcript

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My god, what is in yourhair? I brought darts in the Diane,
could you throw one? Seventeen?I don't even know what that is
the score that he got. Areyou going to throw in darts? Now?
Throw this into the wall, whichwall, any of the walls?
Don't hit a TV? I'll try. No, no, no, no,
don't try. I won't. I'llthrow it there. Okay, Tyler,

(00:20):
watch your head. No no no, no no no. But you
can't throw the same time because Ihave to watch Diane. But then I
can't. Why are you worry aboutme when he's two feet from your head?
Diane, I'm going behind your head. Okay, hold on, I
am Manny Machada is calling. Lookat that. Look at that you threw
it. Look over to the right. It was like three inches behind your

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head. Can we not? Okay? One at a time? Now,
did you do, Diane? Throwit? No, you're over the line.
Step back right there? Hit thewall. Good throw? Wow,
that was pretty good. Good throw. Here you go. Here's another one.
Here's another one. Try to hityour own dart. I'll do the

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same thing like nothing. You betterduck. Seriously, I know I'm not
doing anything. What are those reallysharp. Yes, No, they're darts.
They're sharp. Yeah. I meanwell, I took off the plastic
tip covers so you cannot throw itat the same time. They don't in
these tournaments. The okay, goDiane, hit your own dart, no

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doubt, Elliott. Elliot's a littlebit close, a little bit closer,
thank you. Oh I got more. Here you go, thank you?
Remember the go ahead? All right, hit your own dart, Go between
them, go between them. Daneactually has a form to her. That's

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the Detroit inner. Whoa doude?That was nice. I hadn't ducked yet.
Elliott. Here we go, Herewe go. Oh that is good.
That is good. Your overall scoresmay be pretty close. I think
they're actually better. Here you haveDiane's red one she threw. Does the

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color matter? You get two morethrows, Diane, two more throws?
You're ready? I didn't do anything. Are you a first? Yeah?
You always go first? Okay,why you went first last time? What
are you doing? I'm trying tosave my life. Oh that was a
wobbler, Yeah, a little bit. I must have hit a stud.
Don't hit the TV. Look ather. Horrible throw. Horrible throw.

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You may as well. Have justput a hole in somebody's wall in the
Oh you know what, because peopleare trolling. All right, you're ready?
What is this? Is this yourlast start? Yeah? What are
you taking off? The darts thatthe protested tips on the cover so it
doesn't poke you while you're trying toget them out? Oh? You can't

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throw them with those on? Alright, who's throwing? I'm gonna throw blind?
Then I'm definitely leaving going blind.No, no slide in, I
slide in. Just don't put yourhead back. You're I feel like I'm
up against the spinning and you're throwingknives as they look at my grouping though

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much better than Diane ol And youhad one fall out of the wall.
Does that mean you're disqualified? No? That was my red one that hit
the stud. Wait, hold on, Diane, you can't throw yet.
Hold on, let me throw mylet me throw my red one over.
You had a mulligan. Say again, what's that? No? Just throw

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I was just putting it back inthe wall. Hold on, Dustin just
texted, he said, is thelid on his coffee? Alright? Go
Diane, I can't speak, Ican't. I was doing well and then
I cropped the bed. They no, you know what happened. You started

(04:05):
well, I get an extra one, threw one more than I did,
get one, so I don't haveto listen to your cry baby. It's
like, name that to him.Well you're sagging. Look at the look
at the face, Look at theface. I don't know. I that

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it lost momentum. It was goingfast, and then it just dropped.
And then I think, you pee. Did you see his show? Because
I'm standing there what I thought wasa safe and then out of the corner

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of my eye, I saw it. Every other one you threw. I
didn't even get to film because therewas some pace to the dark. That
one that was bad. That wasbad. It started well, and then
I crept a bed.