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August 14, 2025 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You've probably seen rankings of the happiest sports cities or
the most cursed teams. What we're doing here is a
little more personal, collecting your favorite which of course don't
have to be all the hometown teams, and crunching the
numbers on your happiness or misery.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
But there's there's but there's part of it that's weird. Okay,
stop right there. Okay, So they will ask you says
before we get started. In general, how do you feel
about your team today? Remember when we're talking misery. A
high score isn't where you want to be. So do
you feel this is in terms of how miserable to

(00:40):
how good.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
About?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
How you feel woeful, flailing me pleasant or elated? And
then it gives you a score.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
So can we do a baseline by just seeing all
the DCTs teams?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah? Sure, start typing in. Wait, go to the bottom.
You have to pick what you think it would be. Oh,
where you think you would be?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, not you, but this would be how I'm doing
for the how I feel about it? Well, this is
for the city, because we're going to do all homer picks.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Okay, so let's start with capitals.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, you don't go back to you have to say overall,
I bet DC is a math overall.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wait, so am I picking this? We're okay, I see
what we're doing. We're doing We're doing this city.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Just to get it, just to get an idea of
how this works. But you have you can't move forward
until you predict what you think your score will be. Mean,
it's not pleasant. I'm gonna say meh, because you had
the Commanders had a great season last year.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
But but I still think you would be pleasant for
the for the Commanders, I think you would be pleasant
for the Capitals. I think you would be pleasant for
the Nationals. I think you would be wolf.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's coming off one year though, for the Commanders. Does
this go back for the history of the team.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Or do you just take that's hostel feeling upbeat? I'm
feeling upbeat, But I think it's your history with the team.
I know what I know what happens after this though,
I know what happens after So what are we predicting?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Mah yeah, I'll split the hairs with you. Go man,
you think it's pleasant?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, well no, because you're going to have to pick
individual teams.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh yeah, Once you hit that, then you have to.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Then you have to pick an individual team. So that's
where I think. If it's the Capitals, you're pleasant. If
it's the Commander's you're pleasant. If it's the Nationals, you're woeful.
If you're the Mystics, I'm sorry, the Wizards you're flailing.
And I do believe you could do WNBA also, I
see nw W n b A. I think it would

(02:46):
be man, oh you could do which one?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Now, this is this is how you feel about your
teams as a whole. This is an individuals. So what
would you think DC as a city would feel. Mah, okay,
that's what I think.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Too, because I think there's positive and negative.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's going to tell you if your guess for all
of your teams, and again we're gonna start with the Homers.
If you are not looking on the bright side enough
or if you're actually way too optimistic.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, so you want to let's just start going. You
want capitals or yeah, capitals, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh so you do pick how long? How long you've
been So let's just let's just do fifteen plus years. Okay,
that's the I know, but true, Okay, fifteen plus years.
And then you just add another team, so you do
not choose again per team Nationals, Nationals, all right, and
their team Wizards.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Wizards add another team, uh, Mystics.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
And their teams are united. Oh horrible commanders, spirit.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Commanders. I know, I know commanders. Okay, so what is it?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Seven teams through? They're all seven leagues, see results. It's
calculating the misery index failings flailing, No way because you
you just thought of one Commander season.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah yeah, but that's how I feel.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, this is talking about you as a fan for
fifteen plus years of these franchises.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, but that's like saying, but but you, what does
it say underneath you you are flailing?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, get it this way. You're not at rock bottom.
But if you that's unfair. No, that's unfair.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yes, the Nationals won the World Series. Yes, the Capitol
worst rebuild ever ever. Well, that sounds like somebody who
is at that.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I would have said for Nationals, it's rock bottom
with zero zero looking up, they're worse this year than
they've ever been. Worst rebuild in professional sports history. So
it's worst rebuild.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
You understand why the number was dragged down to a
sixty two. Yeah, but I don't put the commanders down there.
You didn't consider every year prior to the last one.
There are fourteen seasons that they calculated and and last season.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, but I don't want to feel like garbage from
ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I want to feel better. There are plenty of people
want to feel like I'm on the comm plenty of
people last year who were like I just I've been
burned by this team before. I can't buy a.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
D I know, I know, but they're on the comm
national not Nationals.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Why do I keep saying nationals capitals positive, Wizards are terrible,
mystics are bad. DC United is terrible. Okay, I don't
know enough about fair. I think that's fair and we're
not fail. Yes, what was what was math? What was
the MASc or forty to fifty nine? And this was
a sixty two? We almost got into the mac category?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
So why we almost nailed that? We almost nailed that.
This is unique? I like this, Hey, will you do it?
Can you do another city?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
We all can also, So remember they want to do
it where it's not city, but we can do a
whole city if you'd like. Wait, so how do they
want to do it they want you to because not
everyone is fans of the whole the home team, right,
so they're trying to see you as an individual.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
You may not be from a city of champions or
a cursed city, which is how they described it. But
when you mix them all together, are you in the
right mindset?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Can you just do an individual team? One team?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, that's born. It's not who you're looking to do.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I always told you, I don't know how anybody in
Minnesota survives. Like everybody in Minneapolis never wins anything. So
you want to do the city, Yeah, let's do Minneapolis.
What would you woeful? You think they're woeful? Yeah, it
says the lowest of low's. You wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, okay, here Vikings they show it off. Diane Twins Elliott,
I know wild. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Vikings is advice timber Wolves. I don't even know if
they play soccer there. That's good enough. Yeah, that's good enough.
I don't know anything else.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Hold on, you want to the Lynx are United FC?
Sure they're not bringing the score up? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, see results, it's calculating woeful?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, nailed it. Eight hundred is they're looking pretty grim.
I'm telling you that city never wins. What's the worst
woful score? One hundred hundred. Yeah, it almost made it
into flailing.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's in woeful And that's only because you added are
the links good?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
When DC was in flailing, you were like, well they're
almost in mad.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, because there's positives, there's positives. Yeah, Minnesota never wins anything.
So now wait, can now can we just do individual.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
T have someone call that we can type in their team?
Where are we going? Where teams can't all be from DC?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So no, but that's what I'm saying. Can you pick, like,
if you're if you're Christian, will you find me somebody
who's got who's got favorite teams that are all aren't
in one city? Does that make sense? So somebody may
like they may be like you, They may like the Browns,
but then also, well you also like the Guardians but

(08:22):
not like you. But she likes the Caps, the yeah,
so you like you like the Caps, you like the Browns,
the the.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yes, I know, Guardians, Kristen, I know. No, I'm sorry, Indians,
I'm sorry. And the Zips. You can't do college team? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, no, no, So find me find me somebody who
has teams that they like but that are spread out
like that are spread out?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
By the way, do you see Kansas got a three
hundred million dollar donation for their athletics department?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
One of the.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Highest amounts in the history of college sports.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I can't remember what it was. I was watching what
you call it? We had on that sec series on Netflix.
There's a and you forget how much nil money there is.
I can't remember where he plays, but it's a quarterback,
a backup quarterback for a school. And they show him

(09:18):
showing up for his first team practice last year.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
He was he was a freshman last year and.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
As he pulls up, you see him get out of
his Lamborghini. My god, damn it line for Hi Elliott
the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
That's me.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, all right, here we go? Here we you got you?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Do?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
You have multiple teams all over the place?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know?

Speaker 8 (09:39):
I just thought one team and I bet it's the
best overall for the on the good side of things.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Wait, so can you only do one team?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
But that's people know how the team has performed over
the year.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Which team? Which team?

Speaker 6 (09:55):
That is the Vegas Golden Knights.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, let's put it to the test. He thinks he
would be elated as a fan.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Elated as a fan, He's probably not wrong. Let's see,
Vegas Golden Knights comes up. How long have you been
a fan.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Since they began?

Speaker 8 (10:13):
My brother had season pitch back there before they even
had the name Golden Knight.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Since inception.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
And yeah, of course you are elated, you are, That's
what it comes back as.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, the team's do very well.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We need a mix, yeah, but I know I need
multiple Like if you were a fan of like the
Vegas Golden Knights in the Minnesota Twins, now you're screwed.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, now you're screwed. Like that's where you start running
into problems. Or if somebody is like, you know what.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Another one would be somebody who's like, I love the
I love Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
You're like, oh my god, you're screwed. No, I can't
select wrestlers. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
All right, very good, thank you, sir. Line three, Hi,
yell en the morning. Hi you got teams all over?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yes, all right, here we go here. How would he
first think he would result?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh yes, woeful, flailing pleasant or elated?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
You there? Yeah I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, So if you if you combine them, how do
you how do you think you would feel?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
I think mine would be nah.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
At best?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I like it?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
All right, Give me your teams.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Atlanta Braves.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Horrible year. Horrible.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Ye, it's not just the year though that they're definitely
going to be ranked as one of the better off
baseball teams.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Oh, but flailing this year, flailing.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's not just this year, just like it wasn't just
the Commanders last year.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Okay, all right, all right, yes, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
The Atlanta Falcons, Oh.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
My god, you're all Atlanta. There's other leagues here we go.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Okay, but I'll change it to Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well you don't have any dis Yeah right, keep going,
keep going. Are you in Atlanta? Are you in Atlanta? Guys?
And the Hawks?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
I was in Atlanta for a couple of my years.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I got youa no hockey ever since the Thrashers went away?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
One other teams keep going.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
The other teams are the Celtics, the.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Who of the Celtics. Celtics? I got you, all right,
and give me one more, one more, one more, Atlanta United.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Let's say Red Sox, Red Sox.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh, go to hell already gave me the bread. Can
you not do more than one baseball team? No?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh no, because you would only be able to pick
one per per each Red, SOX would be would be
woeful woeful.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
All right, just take what he gave you. We're done.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, all right, hold on here, I gotta go back
because I thought we were adding a fourth team.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, well I don't know what teams he's got you,
but he loves four teams.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
At the honset. Now we have to get that as well.
Hold on, you gotta put him in again.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
What were they Braves, Falcons? And what was in the Celtics?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, see results. The misery index says, you're man.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Man man, Yeah, the money, Yeah, I give you that.
I give you that. Don't you want to feel better? Though?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Braves are the sixth best team on the.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
On the score. Yes, horrible year.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
It doesn't matter if he was a horrible year. They
also won the World Series a couple of years ago
and have been l East winners forever.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
But you know, do you know who I hate right now?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like if I looked at it and be like, you
know who's flailing? Like you want to talk about misery?
The Yankees and I'm sure the Yankees aren't like one
of the most.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Woeful teams, but they are flailing. It's miserable, miserable.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Like you can probably guess who the current best teams
are in terms of your feelings as a fan. Dodgers
number one. Yeah, and they're toxy. They're tied with the Astros.
Oh all right, do someone else?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Do someone else?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
All right?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Thank you sir? All right? Where am I going? Christen?
Line one? Mix it up? Not two from the same city. Well,
when people are allowed to like who they like? Hello
is this? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Who's this? My name is Michael? All right? Give me four? Well,
how is he gonna first? That's good? First? Are you
going to be woeful?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Flailing?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Man? Pleasant? Related? First team Carolina Hurricanes?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
So is he already? I'm thinking No, I'm thinking that pleasant?
Is pleasant?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Pleasant? Pleasant?

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Second team New England Patriots.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, this is gonna be good. No Patriots, Elliott, what
they do? What they do last year? Oh my god, seriously,
you haven't done anything. Ye brother, it's been a while.
I mean we're on enough, we're on the come up.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Thirteen thirteen Boston Celtics.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh my god, this is gonna be and I'll tell
you why, because you you should not feel good as
a Carolina Hurricanes fan.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Is he having another.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Fourteen fourteen Cincinnati Reds?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh? Who? I like?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I do like the Reds. But what another disappointing year
has he done?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah? We're done, sir. The misery index says that you
are pleasant. How can you be pleasant? No, baby, no,
kill No you're not.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
You've been saying that every year for the last ten years,
and you haven't gotten anywhere. You know, you don't even
have an elite goals scored get plead Jane Densel.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, hey, well, I mean least we at least won
one game in their conference style, So I mean one, okay, okay,
all right, very good And by the way, that's not good.
Cincinnati Reds not good. I love the Reds, I do.
I love watching them play. Not good. Not good. And
the Patriots for the final time. But you don't get time,

(16:17):
you don't get credit.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
That'd be like me saying I'm a Packers fan and
we won two Super Bowls back, we won Super Bowl
one and two.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I will tell you this. The Patriots are tied as
the top ranked team with who the Eagles and the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, Eagles and Chiefs make sense to me. They've been
in the super Bowl the last couple of years, whether
the Patriots those days.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
You don't get credit for.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Tom Brady, Yes, you do not anymore. That's how this indexation.
This is dumb. This is dumb.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Fifteen years our tenth.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah no, but this this makes sense. No, this doesn't
make sense. Oh my god, I feel great about the Patriots.
We got Tom Brady.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
No you don't. It's your misery as a fan.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I would be miserable now we haven't done anything. Oh
my god, I'm miserable with the Yankees right now.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Miserable. Where were they on baseball rankings? I have no idea.
I'll tell you right now. I didn't even turn them
on last night. I'm so angry. Oh they actually they're
out of the top ten.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, they're good. They should be woeful woeful. It's it's
hard to watch them play, you know why, because they're
not playing. That's called being a fan, not because like oh.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, being a fan is remembering when you had it
good too. Oh well, then you know what Thatt's fans.
I take it all back. Great team, great team one
it in twenty nineteen. Things are great.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Nationals have a better score than the Yankees for the
last fifteen years. There's no way I'm telling you how
this works.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
They have been the.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Worst team in baseball since twenty nineteen. Well, not true
the Rockies, but boy or they are they duking it out.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
The Rockies are tied for the worst with the White Sox.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
And should be the Nationals. You don't get credit for
winning in twenty nineteen anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Okay, so you hate this list. I don't hate this.
I don't like how it's done. You hate this. You
don't get credit.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
You don't get credit for Tom Brady in New England anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Then don't let anyone select they've been a fan for
fifteen years. Well yeah, but you want fans what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah right, That's why I'm miserable. That's why I'm miserable.
If you were a Nats fan for two years, this
is what you got. You probably think we're on.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Par What do you think the best hockey score is?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
What team? Oh? That's good? And if the most it's
good you've been tipped off by a caller. Oh, I
mean Vegas is up there. They're tied for number one, Vegas.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Would be up there, and then it's it's got to
be one of two other teams, which would also be unfair.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
But it's either gonna be it's either gonna be it's
either got to be Tampa or Florida.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
They are the two also tied with Vegas.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, that makes sense. But you're telling me that's unfair. Well, no,
because you're feeling good moving forward. Pittsburgh is that would
be like.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Saying, oh, oh please please, that would be you know
what that that you know who should be number one
based on this this list for which hockey? Oh, the
Montreal Canadians because they won twenty four Cups. They haven't
won anything in forever, it's fifteen years. Oh my god, Diane,
Diane would rip my hair out.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Hi Elliot in the morning. Hey, yeah, Hi, who's as Hey?

Speaker 8 (19:44):
This salute from Frederick has gone.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Good woe full, flailing man, pleasant or elated.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Now I'm gonna say pleasant. I'm a big sportsman and
all of my teams are each in a different city.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh I like that, all right, go.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Sure, Number one Francisco Giants baseball.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Oh dude, that's that is that's met at best. Okay,
that media now definitely, let's go.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Uh now, football Patriot.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Oh you're great, don't worry about it. Tom Brady won
super bowls. Yeah, yeah, no, you're fine.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
The six super Bowls make things pleasant for now. And
then Washington.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Mystics, okay, all right, that's mad to me.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
The one that's going to bring the score down quite
a bit.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Buffalos, Oh dude, you haven't even sniffed al well, you
know what, I forget?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
This goes all the way back? Does it count? Interscrite
inter squad scrimmages.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Calculating the Oh you're pleasant, Oh good call, good call.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Sabers definitely brought you down. They definitely brought you down.
But Giants and Patriots were beautiful for him.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah okay, but the Giants, the giant.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You look at the Giants now and go, have you
built anything that can beat the Dodgers?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Now, mystics are, yeah, that's what I said. I hold
that man. I called that man. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you savors.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh like my friend Bryce, if you were to ask Bryce,
Bryce would be like, oh, woeful, woful.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
A lot of people are screenshotting their scores, but I
don't know if it's what they thought that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Where am I not?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Like how? You have to guess? First? Yeah, I did too,
Now you hate it?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Now?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
What the guests?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
But yeah no, because you don't get critched only the
past season.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
So I can know what I have done for me lately. Yes,
the guy said it best. Six super Bowls? Yes, years ago. No,
the Packers won two. Hell, the Canadians won twenty four
fifteen years Hi. Who's this?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah? Hi, who's this? My name is Jacks? Oh, yes, Jacks.
What can I do for you?

Speaker 6 (21:54):
All right? Football?

Speaker 7 (21:54):
I gotta say, first time, I like call it in.
Actually got on A huge fan of your show, have
been listening forever.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
But shiated my sports team. Oh hold on, hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You gotta start a woe full, flailing, mad pleasant elated.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
No, I'm mad.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
I'm mad. So if I get anything other than that.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
The thing is mad or mad mad man? All right,
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
So I got Pittsburgh Steelers for football.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yes, it's been terrible. No, but it doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter. Back super Bowl, that Iron curtain.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Back in the nineteen Saturday back not that for Okay,
we go next one, Steelers.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
So I got Nats for baseball. And I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh my god, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
No, no.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Elated we won in twenty nineteen. Elated garbage, Watche. It
sounds like sports ratings garbage. Next team.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, by the way, with thirty three games out at
the midway point. Anyway, I'm sorry, go.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Ahead, okay.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
For hockey, and not a huge hockey guy, sorry about that.
But I do watch the Cats if I am watching.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Hockey, perfect, pleasant, pleasant.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
And then for.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Basketball, I don't watch a lot of basketball, but my
brother does. And you're not gonna like me for this.
The most basketball I watched was Oklahoma City Thunder.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh that doesn't bother me. Yeah, that doesn't bother me.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, okay, by the way, welcome to Welcome to Happyville.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, the fetty happy Yeah. No, you're not going to
be better than math. You're gonna be better than math.
Does he have a team? Is that it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Yeah, that's all baseball, hockey, football.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah, that's good call, good call. Okay, I mean, thank god,
thank god, you've.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Got the Terry Bradshaw Steelers did with uh, you know
how to pick it up?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, first round nexus in the playoffs, for.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
My matter, doesn't matter. They won, They won the Super
Bowl in the seventies. All right, very good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Thank you, But no, because, oh god, you're ignoring all
the facts there. Because he picked Oklahoma City thunder Right,
they just won a championship, you would think, well, the
Bulls have to be high up on that list.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I'm surprised they're not number one, No. Fifteen.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, so they're down in the bottom ten NBA teams
up front, you have her up top, you have like
Miami Boston.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
So the key is you had to have won in
the last fourteen years, and then you're golden.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Golden State being the best basketball team to be a
fan of.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
You could have gone thirteen years of zero to eighty two,
but as long as in year fourteen you won the championship. Elated,
I'm half a season into hell with the with the Yankees,
and I'm miserable.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Let's fine, Let's do your score and include the Yankees
and include the Capitals. Okay, all right, get started. You
think that it's wailing. Oh so you're not saying woeful?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, you know what, Well, I got to think where
else I'm gonna go?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Am I just doing those two?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Well?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Who do you like in basketball? The Wizards.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, so you're guessing flailing. Oh yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Wizards, Wizards, Capitals, Yeah, Yankees, of course, I don't really
have a football team.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Let's put Commanders.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, yeah, they're on the comm No, they weren't thirteen
years ago.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Okay, your misery rating, I mean, you're making all of
us miserable. You are flailing, Yeah, told you. Yeah, of course,
there's always a chance you can improve.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Tell that to Aaron Judge, by the way, the way,
tell it to Volpi. The Wizards are the third worst
team in this misery index. If you've been a fan,
I believe that for a while.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Who who's worse than them? The Hornets and the Pistons,
like either of those teams. We're the Timberwolves. Well they
won in uh nineteen forty.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Three than ninth worst, all right, so they're just better
than the Bulls, who won six championships, just not in
the right era.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Right, they just they missed by one year. The Patriots, yep,
I got Tom Brady. Tom Brady did it for me.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Why has your sports voice just turned into Joshua That
is true?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
No, let him do it. That's the perfect example. That's
the perfect example Bills.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
The thing that sucks is that a lot of their
teams are good right now.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
But roder Warsky, rod da Warski, what nothing better?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Said?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I should check. I'm sure he has screenshot his result already?
Has he? Josh?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Come?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Here? Is he coming? Or is he in his review?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
There he is.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
I did this the other day.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
How are you woeful?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Flailing?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Mad? Pleasantry? Lated me mad?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Because two of the four teams I love suck?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Okay, Well, hold on, he knows the results. That's okay?
They did you think you were gonna be med? Or
is that what you got?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
That's what I guessed. It came out differently than that. Oh,
I won't give out if you want, I won't give
it one.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Here we go, okay, Teams Phillies, Fires, Sixers, Oh Flyers.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yes we won with Bobby Klars.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Listen, they've never won in my lifetime.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
So no, they haven't, but it probably.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
You can compare the Montreal Canadians to the Yankees, because
they haven't won in years either. Yankees have won twenty
seven championships, have once.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
And so nine. I told you I am miserable with them.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
So just because they want twenty seven doesn't mean that
it's exactly, but.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
You don't get credit for Tom Brady and Terry Bradshaw.
Are you doing the Eagles?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, betch Flombarty, go Bert bench Flinbarty.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
What are you are you doing? MLSNWS seller doesn't.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oddly enough, I like DC United, but they suck too,
So three of five somebody you like?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
You like Arsenal, right.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I do, but it's not on there. You can't do
epl okay.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Arsenal when you start watching European soccer.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
A couple of years ago, why not.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
You just a couple of years ago, You're like, No,
one of my good friends, my friend Joe is a
my friend, Joe's a Liverpool foll.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
So Liverpool Liverpudlian.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I went against him and I took I took, I took,
I took iok. I didn't want a championship in twenty
plus years either, So I was like, don't.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
You know what even you're saying? All right, should we
see results? So he gets yeah, and it calculated as
it should be. It should be.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
It should because one super Bowl or two and eight
years and two over, you know, fifty years is not
going to make you happy.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I get it. I get it.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I mean I'm happy they want but it doesn't change anything.
Philly has ever won in uh since a wait, so
you even though they've been there, Like, that's the thing.
I'm not happy with the team.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, Sorry, I thought it was sports.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Carry carry on, Arsenal. Sorry. Comedy of fools, Comedy.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And fool, Commonies and fools, Comedy of the commons, don't
know tragedy of the common.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Becoes Arsenal, Superman shoe on Camila
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