EITM: The Results Are In 6/5/25

Elliot gets the call from Life Guard Imaging.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you get results.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I get a call from Alan May yesterday. Right I'm driving,
I get a call from Alan May. He's like, hey,
can you talk? Like ah crap. So I was like, yeah,
hey buddy, what's going on? And he's like, hey, the
have you heard from Lifeguard yet? And I said, well,
I got an initial emailed to set up my portal,

(00:21):
but I haven't gotten anything since. Then He's like, oh,
I talked to I could say your name. Her name
is Steph. She's awesome. She's one who told me about
my kidney stuff. The which I'm not feeling. Everything is fine,
I'm drinking a lot of water.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, still sexy.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So anyway, he said, oh, well your choice. Do you
want to talk to Steph? I was like yeah, and
he said, well, you know it might be easier because
that way if you have questions, and I said yeah, no, like,
I'd much rather talk to Stephanie instead of like, for example,
if I just read somewhere that I had lung nodules.
A lot of people have them, It's very common from
respiratory issues in COVID.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Still sexy.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
The I was like, I'd rather understand that, and he said, okay,
I'm going to I'm going to call her. Are you
going to be free to talk here real quickly? And
I was like yeah, Like do I need to pull over?
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, this is your heart attack while driving. Yeah, this
is starting to ramp up, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The Yeah it is. So he's like, I'm going to
text her now. It'll it'll come from a whatever area
Codey told me. I was like, oh, okay, okay. He's like, yeah,
all right, all right, very good. I was like, do
you want me to call you later? He's like, no,
it's good and hung up. Were you freaking out? No? No,
freaking out would have been a nine on my head thing.
I was at about a fifty. See. So Stephanie calls.

(01:41):
I tried to make some small talk. Hey, what's going on?
Oh hey Elliott, how are you good? I just talked Alan.
Uh you know what she says. She's like, listen, you
know about the kidney stone, right. I was like yeah,
I said, I started drinking a lot of water the okay,
and then we talked about it. I was like the
notch things like I told my wife like that's all fine,

(02:02):
Like even told her it's no big deal. You know
what she says, but all clear.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, no, nothing to be concerned about in any other marker.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Zero what zero?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
How is this possible?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right? Take care of myself. Oh my zero zero concerns,
zero concerns. They're going to send me all the information today,
she said, keep that on file, share it with your
primary care doctor, and so that they can monitor that.
Excuse me, monitor that is I'm choked up, I'm so healthy.
Then they can monitor that as well. There is literally

(02:36):
she even said, clear carotids, your your calcilified everything zero
like a zero point seven like she said the numbers again.
I wanted to start a marching band. Fantastic. My health
is great. She's like, honestly, you're a machine. Well she
did say that. I said that, but the but so
healthy I had said, I have the arteries of a teenager.

(02:58):
She's like, yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Unbelievable. I mean, it's amazing, it's amazing. I would have
lost a lot of money if I were a betting man.
I had ice cream last night, first time in years. Right, yeah,