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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane, Let me give you a scenario. Let me give
you a scenario. Scott has a brother, right, Can you
imagine any scenario? And I don't know, I don't know
if Scott's brother is married or not. Let's pretend he okay,
but let's pretend he's single. All right, let's pretend he's single. Nice, Gott,
(00:20):
I'm assuming. Yeah. Can you imagine any scenario where you
and Scott if God forbid, something happened and the two
of you broke up, right, either what it was a
situation or or or just you fell out of love? Right,
But this is all hypothetical. Can you imagine a situation,
any situation where you and you and Scott separate and
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break up and you're not together anymore? Would you ever
consider either hooking up with or dating Scott's brother?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No? Why why would.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I do that?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, why wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To stay in stay in the family. That'd be really weird.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
No, no, no, not to stay in the family. Not
to stay in the family.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But in any case, it would be too weird.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But what if it was just because like you two,
you two always had a very good relationship. He was
your brother in law. He was your bill for for
a long time, and you guys always got along. And
now Scott's added the picture and he comes to you
and he goes, hey, Diane, I have to confess I've
loved you for as long as Scott has. You couldn't
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see yourself then like leaning in and like.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, Scott's not out of the picture.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well no, but they split, but they split up, but
he's slid part of the picture. But they but he
had Diana.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But then I'm gonna then I'm gonna start dating his brother.
And then hey, hey, I am back at Christmas. The
people I know it happens. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I was reading so many great stories over the weekend
of people who hook up with their ex's siblings. It's crazy. No,
it doesn't seem like it. Now, No, it doesn't seem
like it. I bet some do the maybe they do,
but nobody that I was reading about where it was
like hey watch this. There was none of that at all.
It was all like they ended up breaking up and
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then they ended up hooking up with the sibling. Now, Diane,
let me go back to you for Christian. Will you
do me a favor? Well, you see, if you can
find me somebody who hooked up. I don't care if
it's hooked.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Up, it just hooked up once or like got into
our relationship.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
With all of the above, I've got everything from we
hooked up and had sex, to we dated for a while,
to we got married. We got married. There was one
that I was reading about hold on, let me see
if I have it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So these are all positive takeaways from doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
My husband moved out. This from a woman. My husband
moved out and we divorced. I stayed friends with his siblings,
and later his older brother asked me out. We ended
up getting married. We're celebrating our twenty fifth anniversary. Wow,
how about that? See, and that's somebody. But what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What are family affairs like?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, she's you're happily married for twenty five years. That's
a good marriage. Now, I don't know how long. I
don't know how long with the first brother that ended
in divorce.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The first family gathering that she went to with the
new guy.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You want my bet she went with. It's not the
new guy.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It is new to her.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Are you talking about her family or his family?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
His family?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, you know everybody. You're just there with the other brother.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But it's weird you were with the brother before.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I would bet the divorce brother didn't go to that
family the first time. You don't want them.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
There, fine the first time, but he said, it's been
twenty plus years. Yeah, yeah, it still could be you
like to hold grudges. There still could be animosity.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It doesn't say if there is does now I did
read about somewhere that animosity never went away.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh so these aren't all positives.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, well, I mean it depends on how you look
at it. Would it also be awkward to show up
at your family thing and go, oh, hey, this is
my new husband. He's brothers with my old husband.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, just bringing them around if your family extend family
doesn't know him. Yeah, when you're describing how you met,
this is Hank used me my brother in law. Now
he's my husband. Like that's awkward. Also, yes it is, Yes,
it is very uncomfortable. God, I really want people to
have that as a heads up. Why I need them
learning in real time while we're both standing there.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, you also don't have to announce it. You could
just say this is my new boyfriend Jimmy. But then
if they do ask, oh, how do you know Jimmy
exact brothers of John. Remember my ex husband. Yeah, it's
John's brother Jimmy. Oh isn't the family friend see big enough?
But twenty five years of marriage beautiful?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yes, that story is nice. I would like to hear
from the ex husband.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Though my brother stole my girlfriend and married her. I
had no interest in marrying her. The fact that he
betrayed me hurt more than their marriage. Since that time,
we've had a very strained relationship. Is that what you're
looking for?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So they weren't married.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, does it bother you if they were not married?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I feel like you've heard of siblings.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, so you want just married, married, divorce, then got
with a sibling.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No, I'm not saying it wouldn't be strange. I had
a brother, we didn't date the same person.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you could follow
this one. Not me, but three of my sisters were
married to three brothers. The second sister and her first
husband divorced. After that, my third sister married him. Then
my second sister married another brother. So my nieces and
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nephews are half siblings and cousins.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
In the end, they all got divorced.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You don't I can't follow that. But one thing that
comes to mind.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Like trash messy and the four hundred dollars you do
owe me that just said, Well, that.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Actually turns into the grid. Where am I going? And
I got a pen in case I have to follow
family trees, hi, Elly, in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I got a little confusion one for you.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
So it happened twice in my fair or my husband's family.
My brother in law was with somebody, they broke up,
and she got with the other brother. They broke up
and then got back together with the.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Original By the way, no, no, no, can I interrupt
you for one second? Can I interrupt you for one second?
I'm so glad you said that, because in half of
these stories I read, well half, I'm I may be exaggerating.
In a good amount of stories that I read, it
is you end up hooking up with a sibling of
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who you were with, and then sometimes it last years,
sometimes it last months, but that ends and they end
up back with the original sibling.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, so it happened twice in that family because their
mom also did the same thing her and so my
mother in law, my father in law split and she
got with her sister's widow, so her technical brother in law,
and they got together for a little bit, and then
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they split and she got back my mother in law,
my father in law got back together.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow. Wow, that I don't know. So that scenario, thank you,
ma'am Diane. You and Scott break up, you get together
with Scott's brother, and you guys are hot and heavy,
especially in the sex part. You're engaged, and then at
the last minute you call the wedding off and then
go back to Scott. How awkward is that? Very that's
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very awkward. But you can't help with the heart. Loves
love this family.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So much, so I'm not avoiding them diverting.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Why is it so when you hear it that way,
you go like, ooh, falling in love with a sibling
of somebody who died, that's romantic. And they say that
that happens because you're both mourning. Yeah, the same person.
But that's that scene is romantic For some reason.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I separated the I.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do too. It's still yeah, no, I do too, because
there's something where you find comfort in each other. I mean,
you do find comfort in the other one, which is
why you're having sex with your siblings X.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But yes, there's another element.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I agree, I agree, Hi Elliot the Morning, Yeah this
is me. Like if Jackie passed and I had to
get with Jackie's sister, you would just be like, all right,
hey Terry here, I come coming in for landing anyway. Yes,
I'm sorry? Who is this he currently? Oh? Yes, she's
married with yeah one. Yes, yes, well I would need
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her to divorce bread. Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. Who is this?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
This is Jason?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hey Jason? What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You want to talk about awkward? I got out of
prison after seven years, and my brother was married to
this lady and they've been.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Divorced for five years.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I end up living with them, and now I'm I'm
dating my brother's ex wife.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I have a couple of questions. Number one, why did
your brother and the wife divorce? Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, I haven't gotten that far yet.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You but you're dating the ex wife. Yeah, and you
don't know why they got divorced.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Now I really didn't really really didn't get into it
with her about that.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I just I know that they were married for only
a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
They've been divorced for.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Five I moved in with them.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
We decided that we.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Like spending time with each other. So did you and
we still all live together?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wait a minute, So the ex wife of your brother
is with you, but the three of you still live together. Yes,
Oh that's awkward. Do you and your brother get along?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah? Yeah, of course it calls a little bit of.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Turmoil, and when it first started, especially because you know,
we get to drink it and then it'll been.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
All, yeah, did you ever hook up with her while
they were still married?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Good, good, good, good. That makes me happy to hear. Hey,
just add of curiosity. What were you locked up for?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It was a burglary charge?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I gotcha. You're doing well now?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Oh yeah, everything around good?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Good for you. I appreciate it, Thank you, thank you,
good luck. At home.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Could get messy, you think of our he was messy,
But you're.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Still living with us.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's like Diane Scott's Dayton Linda and Diane's living with them.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Strange from X. I guess I can say the name.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Melanie hasn't talked to her sister in over a decade
because of best because of something dated a guy for
three years through high school, my first love. He broke
up with me after his mom passed. My sister ran
into him a bar few years later and slept with
him that night, proceeded to move in with him.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Didn't tell me until a month after.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Did she know it was Melanie's high school? But it's
your comeboy. She knows they were together for three years.
It's a high school boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Didn't tell me until a month after, thinking I would
be okay with it. Nope, and do to other things
she has done, I have not spoken to her in
ten plushures ya. Wow, My life though, has been drama
free since then.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
So does high school boyfriend? Does that bother? You come
on your kids?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So you have to have been married for this. But
she said high school boyfriend for three years, that was
her first love.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So what were you all supposed to say? Celibate after
we broke up with our high school boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
He is the only man on the earth. It would
be strange if I know you don't have a brother.
But if my brother said to me, I had a brother, Elliott,
who died very very young.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It'd be weird If I dated his girlfriend anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That would be strange.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
If years after college, Logan was like, yeah, because I
dated someone in high school for three years myself too.
If he was like, yeah, I ran into her and
I saw a banger.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Be like okay, AnyWho Yeah, line eight, Hi Elliet in
the morning?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Is this free? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Hi, here's this.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Is a sam. Yeah. So I have two uncles.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
One of them had a child with a woman. He
ended up getting locked up for a little while. While
he was in jail. His older brother got with that
same woman had two more kids. So now I got
three cousins that are all cousins and half brothers.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So that's that stems out of the same thing. Like
that other guy said, Hey, what happened when the first
guy got out of jail? What happened?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
They haven't talked in like twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh so that drew that. That that brought a little
wedge between the family.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Oh it's bad blood, bad blood. Yeah, there's no more
family reunions or anything.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
If there is, they don't show up.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
I don't like to add the oldest, the oldest brother,
the oldest, my oldest uncle.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's still he's still with the woman. So it's yeah,
it's pretty crazy. Crazy tensions.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, no, I bet you know. I love the story when.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
You're when you're horny and lost, it's the crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And absolutely absolutely all right, very good, very good, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's funny how one of the lessons that's kind of
come up here is avoid jail.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, that's guy's and all the problem.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I ended up making out with a girl one night.
She told me, Wow, you kissed just like your brother.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's a weird thing to say. I like that one
that would stick with you the rest of your life.
You're not shaking that comment.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
My mother was in love with my dad's older brother
before meeting my dad, my uncle, and oh never mind what.
My uncle ended up dying in a tragic car acpent,
but we do all death is different. Death is different.
My father dated my mom's sister and best friend prior
to marrying my mother. They all still get along and
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have shaped my view on relationships. My current wife and
I are friends with my ex wife because I grew
up thinking it was normal just to have platomic relationships
after a romantic one. So that's good, that's very mature.
That's actually very nice. Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Hi, this is me. Yes, I have two stories, actually.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
One of them is, I hooked up with my brother's
ex wife after they got divorced.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
They have two kids together.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
But she hit me up one day, and I a
couple of times went over to her house and hooked.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Up with it. Can I ask you this I have.
I have a couple of questions. When you say she
hits you up, you knew who it was? You knew
it was your brother's ex wife.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Oh, yes, but I was single and mingled, no rules.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
And so when she said, did you know like she
was like hitting you up for sex?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh? I knew instantly. Yes.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Were your nieces or nephew's home?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Uh no, damn?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
When you so you went over there at any point
while you were having sex with this gown we're in
your were you like, dude, this is my brother's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, no conscience.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Does your brother know?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
No, No one knows in the family.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Actually, why did you call it? Why did you two
break it off?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
She got married to somebody else?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
So oh yeah, no, that's that's fair. Let me ask
you how long ago? How long ago did were you
hooking up with this girl?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
It's been a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Would your brother today be pissed if he learned about
it and learned that you banged his ex wife. Probably
would your parents be pissed at you for banging your
brother's ex wife.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
They want to be pissed.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
They would just chalk it up to me being the
black sheep of the family and met around and finding
out all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Would it be worth it for me to host a
big conference call right now? No, what's the I can't imagine.
What's the other story if that's the one you led with?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
The yellow one is I went to this one's weird.
I went to.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
One of my my grandma's.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Birthday parties and there was a bunch of people there
and this and that and this is gonna sound weird.
I apologize.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
I didn't know beforehand, but I hooked up with a
girl there and we did the thing. And then she
texted me the next day and was like, apparently we
we're cousins.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Okay, that's yes, that is weird. Can I also clarify
when you quote did the thing that means you had sex? Yeah?
The the how do yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I mean? But what how far removed?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Maybe well it was uh uh second removed.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You're fine, So you would hook up with your second cousin,
I wouldn't know. I didn't know, but you didn't know.
You can't help that. I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I didn't know, And it's it's it's a fun story
to tell, but it's very awkward sometimes.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Can I ask you this? Did you and she by
any chance oral each other?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Comment?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay to me that that almost sounds worse.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I oraled my cousin.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
How do your parents know about that? Oka?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh that's a good question. Do your parents know?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
No, nobody knows the sheep?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
What have you done that has made you the black
sheep that everyone knows about?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Uh? I am just I am a mess. That's the
best way to put it.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah. You you have your own you challenges. No, you
march to the beat of your own drum.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The day you're ready for a family sit down, you
let me know I would love to host it.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right, brother, I appreciate it, Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yes, do you lead with the cousin story or do
you follow up with the cousin story hoping to blunt
the reaction from the brother story.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You definitely lead with the cousin because then you at
least have plausible deniability. I had no idea. I didn't know,
but you knew that was your brother's ex wife. Hi,
Jollie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Hey is this man?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah? Real quick? What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
This is Sam from Woodbridge. So I actually slept with
my ex girlfriend's mom after we broke up.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Jesus say, okay, who hit who up?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
So I was out at Buffalo Wild Things with my
buddy and she just randomly walked in. She came up
to us, She bought me a beer, she wanted somewhere
to go at the end of the night, and I
invited her back, and funnily enough, while I was having
sex with her, she asked me if it reminded me
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of her daughter.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
So she knew. Well, yeah, you said, she walked up
to you, she knew who you were.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Absolutely see I was when I dated my ex. I
always got like weird vibes from her, like that she
would definitely be down. And you know, ran into her
five years later after the fact, and sure enough she
was absolutely down.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Who Now did you answer her? Who was better sexually.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Her daughter?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
What did you tell her in the moment?
Speaker 7 (21:04):
I said, Uh, I said, yeah, a little bit and uh,
so listen to this. So she's ended up sleeping over.
She went home the next morning and her her husband
at the time, was like, where were you last night?
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Why didn't come home? And she was and I had
known I know who her who her husband was, He
knows who I am. So she was like, yeah, she's
like I ran into Sam and I was too drunk,
so he let me stay in that or whatever. And
immediately once she told him that, he started accusing her
of having sex with me and and blah blah blah.
And fast forward down the line.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
My buddy is uh.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
He was a bouncer at a bar and all of
a suddenly he hears why don't you go have sex
with Sam again or whatever?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And he looked and.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
He looks behind and and it's her mom walking away
from her husband. I guess they had gotten into some
kind of argument, so it had obviously been like haunting
their marriage for a while.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Great story, Great story,