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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you ever drive topless?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I have not ever.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
No, have you ever wanted to? Like, did it ever
hit you of?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Like you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Like now would be a good time, Like it'd be
good to just kind of be free and driving.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, I can't say that.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I have never crossed your mind. No bikini top how
about in a bra?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No? Would I be just driving around in a bra?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're pushing back on that shirtless right, No, I agree,
but driving in a bra sound.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Like I was so busy I forgot to put on
a shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh well, now now now you're being silly.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
People are going to be afraid to call now if
they're going to be met with such issue by you
by Diane. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why why is somebody driving topless?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm just asking is that is that a Is that
a thing? It's not a common thing, Like I don't
see it regularly when.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Anybody that's wearing car a bikini say oh I'm driving topless,
like they know that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, they have nothing on if they're topless.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Just trying to clear out my left ear.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So if I hold my nose and blow, it'll try
to clear out my left ear.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, it was a touch distracting the No.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, wearing a bikini is not topless. If I went
to a strip club and they said our women are topless,
and I walked in and they had bikini tops on,
hell refund.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's different though, because they're not driving. I'm just saying,
would somebody say I drive topless all the time, but
they mean that they just wear like a bra or
or no, a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
If you're topless, you have nothing on right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And you never have and never never expressed the desire.
Why No, I'm asking, I'm asking, is it a dare?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well maybe, I mean that's it, is it?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did you have any friends that drove topless?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Whod not just school or something like that. But where
was like on the weekend, even.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
In the wildest Ratford days, None of us did they?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh? There goes In. She always likes to drive topless. Chris.
Then we churn yourself on for a second. I mean,
Kristin lives in the town. You could drive for one
hundred hours and not past somebody. Good morning, Oh hi Kristin,
how are you good? Do you ever drive topless?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Just to like sports brawl after basketball or something. You
take your sweaty shirt off, even though your brawl' is
still sweaty.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But right, you got some of that, you got that,
some of that sexy uts going on.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But I've taken my top off on a boat.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, well told you that. Yes, I know, but that's
not that is not but but never but never never driving?
You've never driven topless?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
I don't think so you don't think so well. I've
changed while driving? Very dangerous, right?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You changed shirts?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Why because I had to, Like it was like working
and then going to the gym. So I switched because
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't remember why. I don't have a.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Locker room or a time in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
How they say texting can wait? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah one arm.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now I will say this though with YouTube, there's no
winning with you two.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I believe we were in the parking lot of Rose
Cross Raceway when I changed clothes, and you guys treated
it like you should have changed while you were.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Driving, because that was the first time I saw your penis.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
The I changed fully? I change fully, Yes, Christy.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
I have taken a brawl off while driving, but did
not like I had a.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Hoodie on and this was the closing scene of what film. Wait,
use one.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Arm, one arm to undo it and then pull it
through the sleeve.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'd killed to be able to do that with one arm.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Because it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Yeah, because like if I did my long road trips.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh yeah, the thing's all bouldered up.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
By the way, that would be a great reason to
drive topless. You're driving across you're you're on a four
or five hour drive. You don't wanna, you don't wanna,
you don't like wearing a bra anyway, they're all restricted
and bluh, so and so why not free them out?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Free them out. I'm in the great wide open.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
So all the tractor trailer drivers can see you. It
sounded it did sound like titted windows.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Kristen, thank you.
I think if I were a woman, that's how I
would drive.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We have you driven without a shirt on?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Me?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah? But were.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, definitely when I had a jeep.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I know that this isn't the safest way, but I've
definitely ridden a motorcycle with no shirt on. Really, yeah,
which isn't good. If you fall exactly, they'll tell you
should always full leathers.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How far were you driving? It?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Not far? Not far, like fifteen minutes. That's stopping go traffic.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Be hit or fall off the bike.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Listen, what do they always say? Most accidents happen within
five miles of the home.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Why have you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, no, you've never driven with your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I feel like the seatbelt would be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The seatbelt's uncomfortable anyway, now it would be I could
I could see it being more uncomfortable for a woman
because you're you're that's the old Tit split.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Exactly right in across Harris.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But I've also never been in a situation where I
think this is the right vehicle to get this done.
You know, the same car as my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The no no, no, but like like like like you
go to the Jersey Shore, you guys never like, Hey,
let's go get some ice cream. Uh well, I'm not
getting dressed. You just get in the car with no
shirt on.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Every taking your six five or miles?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Kristen mine two?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm telling you, Hi, Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hello, Hi, who's this? Rachel? Hi? Rachel? You have you
all right there?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah? Fine?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh yeah, no, your car you sound like your phone
was flopping around the Have you have you driven topless?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, lots of time. Like I thought that was kind
of regular. I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And then you know, I get stuck in a room
with the with.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
These prudes Diane and Chris.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, so you're not saying like, oh, I do it
when I'm in Ocean City, but you regularly drive topless?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, if you're in the country, why not.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
How did it start.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Being very hot?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Perfect?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I mean, what were you expecting an Einstein answer? That's great,
that's great. Yeah, it started being hot.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And then I actually drew just the other day topless
because my husband and I were both driving the same direction.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I just totally took off my bronze shirt so my.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Husband could just see my boobs while I drew.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The no, I've always fell out of his head.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh I bet I bet Hey when you said, when
you said that you and your husband were going the
same direction, were you in separate cars or in the
same car?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, no, in separate cars.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
So you did it for like a little a little
show for your husband.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah. When he drove by, he was just like, what
did he did?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like the double take on the cartoons. That is a
very large breath too, how big.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like a g wow, wow, good card.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, I'm I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm shocked you absolutely, I'm afraid you're gonna make a
left and get them caught in the steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, they're not like that.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm that'll get the No. I bet they're beautiful.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
But yeah, that was That was a nice surprise for him,
and it was very freeing for me.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right. And you didn't and you'll do it when you're
not just I don't when I say putting on a show.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know I've done it to others too. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
We live in the country.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I was just gonna ask where do you live.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Out towards like kill Martin Calia.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like northern Neck.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, No, you're out there, you're out there. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I mean, listen, you could live in Fairfax. I'd be
fine with it. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
From summer wait.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Summer in New York.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, when I was nineteen, a boyfriend and I both
took our clothes off and drove down the Parkway in
my convertible at night.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Wait, she took all of her clothes off.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It sounds like, oh my god, was that a thing
you did when your wilder days. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I will say this, When we all had our beach
house in Manasquan, scary Greg T and I didn't take
our pants off and drive naked to the beach house. Wait,
so Summer was driving just with her boy boyfriend? Right,
Oh my god, that is hot.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And Daisy writes, I've driven top less as well, with
breast pump cups strapped off. Oh not hot.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, it's by necessity. I mean that's the equivalent of
saying somebody's got a pump.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I drove with my ass out. Well, not really my ass,
it's my colostomy bad. If I drove by that, my
eyes would fall out of my head. Take those pumps off?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Where am I going? Line three? How about Summer? Is
that called something? Well, it's also the boyfriend. Oh yeah,
I don't know. Like there's skinny dipping? Is what's the
version is that? I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's not a good saying. That's not a good saying.
That's kind of hot, though, I don't know that I'd
be able to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
From Chris, Yes, I've driven naked before naked from an
army training event. My uniform is soaked, so I stripped
down and drove home naked. I also gave it a
little wank on the highway that night. Can I can
I admit to something.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I had wank on the highway.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I've never masturbated while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay? Wait?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
True, then you have to stop, and.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I know I could. I could say with one hundred certainty,
I've never masterbated while driving. I've definitely got a boner,
but I've never masturbated while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's why Ira writes, plenty of guys need to pull
their pants up, especially on two seventy and four ninety five.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Wait, so they're driving with their pants down?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, well look at Chris's story.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, Chris was coming back from military training. And do
I believe there are plenty of people who masturbate the car.
Of course I do. But I wouldn't take my if
I was going to. If I was one of those guys,
I wouldn't take my pants all the way off.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I would just done zip from auby. My girlfriend and
I have driven home completely nude many times after a winery.
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yet after a winery.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Have you and like Anne, been on the way home
and been like, let's get let you know what, let's
let's get our cooters.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Out now because we'd be in a newberg.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Are you cool with that?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is this going to affect my rating?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Boosted up? Where am I going? Line three?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Hello, yeah, Hi?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Who's this Nancy from Passidina?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, how are you?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nancy?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So I am doing well? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Do you drive topless?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Ind One night about ten o'clock, my sister and I
we were coming back, was four of us from a
flame ball. All right, dear, let's see how it feels
like the guy's driving shirtlets. The dumb thing was on
our way home. We had to passive police stag. Luckily
(12:31):
the officer that's saws just buffted at laugh. And you
see four women in a deep shirtless.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Kids fly everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we were in.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Our late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I had kids.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Leaning to my It's later when they got older, all
mom got locked up for smokes in her boom.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Now, listen, Nancy, this may be something that only you
and I understand, but you know, sometimes the cherry blows
off your cigarette. Yes, sir, tell me, tell me it
didn't happen that night because you don't want you don'tant
a little burnt titty.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
No, we were lucky because two of us did smoke
at the time.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, I bet you were one of them. I am
and still has no kidding.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I love your commercial. I'm a camel smoker. No filters.
Filters are for pussies. That's all right, very good, very good,
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You canna say one thing. You were talking about seeing
people masturbate.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I'm on a school bus. I'm a bus eight.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
We see a lot of that going down the road
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh I bet yeah that that that's you're higher up. Yeah,
yeah we should.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
And you look down and you see a man with
his sores in the hand of going or a girl
or ahead of bob, and you know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You've done that before the car.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
You can't fool Nancy trying to be it's a rough job.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And remember window down before you loose. All right, very good, Nancy,
Good to talk to.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You, y'all.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Have a good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I love it too, all right, very good. He's great.
You can't argue against gender equality and women empowerment. Amen. Amen,
get it, Nancy, which I feel like was the moral
of her story.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The guys can do it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Why can't they?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I sound like Nancy?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hi Ellie in the morning. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this? Hey?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
I'm risky, but you know I've never driven shirtless, but
I play a game called back in the Day.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Have you heard that game before? With the one headlight
out right?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, So when you see a club with a headlight,
you call piddle and then you know, somebody take an
article of clothing off and until they got.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Naga here, we used to just strike the roof of
the car.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Wait a minute, So that's almost like punch buggy. I
mean you're looking for like one light? Yeah, but you
played strip podiddle?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, that's cool. I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Well I'm sure. Well it's not coming.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Now who would you like? Would it be like you
and your girlfriend or something in the car like girl
and guys?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's fun, that's fun. Good for you, Good for you?
All right, very good, Thank you, my friend, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
See, there's a.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Lot more people than you thought you thought I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
A lot more people than you thought.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Also, Nancy had then the the was somebody else from
Pasadena where they were driving nude? Is that because it's
kind of like watery, like you were kind of free?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That seems like a lot of people are defaulting to
saying that they're in the country.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Right, But I don't think of Pasadena as being the country. Hi,
elliot in the morning. Remember Jackie wanted to move to Pasadena,
maybe so she could drive tits out. I'm sorry, who
is this? Is this?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Me?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Who's this? My name is Cherie, Yes, churis.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Where are you from? Please say Pasadena?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
I am from Inwood Westorgon.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
For my thirty third birthday, I drove up and down
the highway flashing truckers for three hours. And that was
just like, this is what I'm doing for my birthday.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Well, my mom did it for her birthday, and.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I figured I just a family tradition her thirty third birthday.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So she told you while you were growing up, for
her thirty third birthday, she drove up and down the
highway flashing truckers, and you were like, you know what
this is getting passed down and you did the same thing. Well, actually, I.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Was in the car with her when she.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Did it, but you weren't doing it at the same time. No, no, no, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I was. I was a teenager, and I took a
score and tally of flashing light, saunting horns and how
many truckers followed it followed us afterwards.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's cute.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you. Now,
not to be a stickler, right, but flashing and driving
topless are different thing.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, one hundred percent. I'm sure we could be here
all day with flashing.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Stories as part of your birthday ritual. Yes, hi, Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Is this me? Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
This is Carl from Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
My wife drives up and down the highway all the
time naked, and when we go fishing, she goes fishing naked.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Wait, so when you when you say she drives up
and down the highway, do you mean like you're driving
and she's naked in the car.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Like both, Sometimes I'm driving and she's naked and doing
things in the passenger seat, and other times she's just
driving naked.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay, I understand. Let's remove that you're driving and she's
busy in the other seat. I get that when she's
just like like, hey, you know what I have to
I don't know where you guys live, and that's fine,
but you're like, hey, I've got to make it from
Columbia into the district. I gotta get on ninety five.
She'll just make that drive naked.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, it'll be warm out and she wants to feel
the sun, so she'll roll the windows down, take everything off,
and you know, do it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
She's an only fans model too, so that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, listen, Nancy may Or may not have been I
don't know, but good for you, good for her, good
for her. All right, very good, Thank you sir, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wow. Christopher on Facebook thinks we should go with skinny tripping.
Oh oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
That's really good.
Do you ever drive topless?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I have not ever.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
No, have you ever wanted to? Like, did it ever
hit you of?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Like you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Like now would be a good time, Like it'd be
good to just kind of be free and driving.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, I can't say that.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I have never crossed your mind. No bikini top how
about in a bra?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No? Would I be just driving around in a bra?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're pushing back on that shirtless right, No, I agree,
but driving in a bra sound.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Like I was so busy I forgot to put on
a shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh well, now now now you're being silly.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
People are going to be afraid to call now if
they're going to be met with such issue by you
by Diane. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why why is somebody driving topless?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm just asking is that is that a Is that
a thing? It's not a common thing, Like I don't
see it regularly when.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Anybody that's wearing car a bikini say oh I'm driving topless,
like they know that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, they have nothing on if they're topless.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Just trying to clear out my left ear.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So if I hold my nose and blow, it'll try
to clear out my left ear.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, it was a touch distracting the No.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, wearing a bikini is not topless. If I went
to a strip club and they said our women are topless,
and I walked in and they had bikini tops on,
hell refund.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's different though, because they're not driving. I'm just saying,
would somebody say I drive topless all the time, but
they mean that they just wear like a bra or
or no, a bit.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
If you're topless, you have nothing on right.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And you never have and never never expressed the desire.
Why No, I'm asking, I'm asking, is it a dare?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well maybe, I mean that's it, is it?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did you have any friends that drove topless?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Whod not just school or something like that. But where
was like on the weekend, even.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
In the wildest Ratford days, None of us did they?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh? There goes In. She always likes to drive topless. Chris.
Then we churn yourself on for a second. I mean,
Kristin lives in the town. You could drive for one
hundred hours and not past somebody. Good morning, Oh hi Kristin,
how are you good? Do you ever drive topless?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Just to like sports brawl after basketball or something. You
take your sweaty shirt off, even though your brawl' is
still sweaty.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But right, you got some of that, you got that,
some of that sexy uts going on.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But I've taken my top off on a boat.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, well told you that. Yes, I know, but that's
not that is not but but never but never never driving?
You've never driven topless?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
I don't think so you don't think so well. I've
changed while driving? Very dangerous, right?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You changed shirts?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Why because I had to, Like it was like working
and then going to the gym. So I switched because
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't remember why. I don't have a.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Locker room or a time in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
How they say texting can wait? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah one arm.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now I will say this though with YouTube, there's no
winning with you two.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I believe we were in the parking lot of Rose
Cross Raceway when I changed clothes, and you guys treated
it like you should have changed while you were.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Driving, because that was the first time I saw your penis.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
The I changed fully? I change fully, Yes, Christy.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
I have taken a brawl off while driving, but did
not like I had a.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Hoodie on and this was the closing scene of what film. Wait,
use one.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Arm, one arm to undo it and then pull it
through the sleeve.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'd killed to be able to do that with one arm.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Because it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Yeah, because like if I did my long road trips.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh yeah, the thing's all bouldered up.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
By the way, that would be a great reason to
drive topless. You're driving across you're you're on a four
or five hour drive. You don't wanna, you don't wanna,
you don't like wearing a bra anyway, they're all restricted
and bluh, so and so why not free them out?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Free them out. I'm in the great wide open.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
So all the tractor trailer drivers can see you. It
sounded it did sound like titted windows.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Kristen, thank you.
I think if I were a woman, that's how I
would drive.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We have you driven without a shirt on?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Me?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah? But were.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, definitely when I had a jeep.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I know that this isn't the safest way, but I've
definitely ridden a motorcycle with no shirt on. Really, yeah,
which isn't good. If you fall exactly, they'll tell you
should always full leathers.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How far were you driving? It?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Not far? Not far, like fifteen minutes. That's stopping go traffic.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Be hit or fall off the bike.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Listen, what do they always say? Most accidents happen within
five miles of the home.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Why have you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, no, you've never driven with your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I feel like the seatbelt would be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The seatbelt's uncomfortable anyway, now it would be I could
I could see it being more uncomfortable for a woman
because you're you're that's the old Tit split.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Exactly right in across Harris.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But I've also never been in a situation where I
think this is the right vehicle to get this done.
You know, the same car as my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The no no, no, but like like like like you
go to the Jersey Shore, you guys never like, Hey,
let's go get some ice cream. Uh well, I'm not
getting dressed. You just get in the car with no
shirt on.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Every taking your six five or miles?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Where am I going?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Kristen mine two?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm telling you, Hi, Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hello, Hi, who's this? Rachel? Hi? Rachel? You have you
all right there?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah? Fine?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh yeah, no, your car you sound like your phone
was flopping around the Have you have you driven topless?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, lots of time. Like I thought that was kind
of regular. I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And then you know, I get stuck in a room
with the with.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
These prudes Diane and Chris.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, so you're not saying like, oh, I do it
when I'm in Ocean City, but you regularly drive topless?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, if you're in the country, why not.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
How did it start.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Being very hot?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Perfect?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I mean, what were you expecting an Einstein answer? That's great,
that's great. Yeah, it started being hot.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And then I actually drew just the other day topless
because my husband and I were both driving the same direction.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I just totally took off my bronze shirt so my.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Husband could just see my boobs while I drew.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The no, I've always fell out of his head.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh I bet I bet Hey when you said, when
you said that you and your husband were going the
same direction, were you in separate cars or in the
same car?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, no, in separate cars.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
So you did it for like a little a little
show for your husband.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah. When he drove by, he was just like, what
did he did?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like the double take on the cartoons. That is a
very large breath too, how big.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like a g wow, wow, good card.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, I'm I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm shocked you absolutely, I'm afraid you're gonna make a
left and get them caught in the steering wheel.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, they're not like that.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm that'll get the No. I bet they're beautiful.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
But yeah, that was That was a nice surprise for him,
and it was very freeing for me.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Right. And you didn't and you'll do it when you're
not just I don't when I say putting on a show.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know I've done it to others too. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
We live in the country.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I was just gonna ask where do you live.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Out towards like kill Martin Calia.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like northern Neck.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, No, you're out there, you're out there. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I mean, listen, you could live in Fairfax. I'd be
fine with it. All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
From summer wait.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Summer in New York.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, when I was nineteen, a boyfriend and I both
took our clothes off and drove down the Parkway in
my convertible at night.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Wait, she took all of her clothes off.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It sounds like, oh my god, was that a thing
you did when your wilder days. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I will say this, When we all had our beach
house in Manasquan, scary Greg T and I didn't take
our pants off and drive naked to the beach house. Wait,
so Summer was driving just with her boy boyfriend? Right,
Oh my god, that is hot.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And Daisy writes, I've driven top less as well, with
breast pump cups strapped off. Oh not hot.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, it's by necessity. I mean that's the equivalent of
saying somebody's got a pump.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I drove with my ass out. Well, not really my ass,
it's my colostomy bad. If I drove by that, my
eyes would fall out of my head. Take those pumps off?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Where am I going? Line three? How about Summer? Is
that called something? Well, it's also the boyfriend. Oh yeah,
I don't know. Like there's skinny dipping? Is what's the
version is that? I've never heard that.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's not a good saying. That's not a good saying.
That's kind of hot, though, I don't know that I'd
be able to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
From Chris, Yes, I've driven naked before naked from an
army training event. My uniform is soaked, so I stripped
down and drove home naked. I also gave it a
little wank on the highway that night. Can I can
I admit to something.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I had wank on the highway.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I've never masturbated while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay? Wait?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
True, then you have to stop, and.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I know I could. I could say with one hundred certainty,
I've never masterbated while driving. I've definitely got a boner,
but I've never masturbated while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's why Ira writes, plenty of guys need to pull
their pants up, especially on two seventy and four ninety five.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Wait, so they're driving with their pants down?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, well look at Chris's story.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, Chris was coming back from military training. And do
I believe there are plenty of people who masturbate the car.
Of course I do. But I wouldn't take my if
I was going to. If I was one of those guys,
I wouldn't take my pants all the way off.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I would just done zip from auby. My girlfriend and
I have driven home completely nude many times after a winery.
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yet after a winery.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Have you and like Anne, been on the way home
and been like, let's get let you know what, let's
let's get our cooters.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Out now because we'd be in a newberg.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Are you cool with that?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is this going to affect my rating?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Boosted up? Where am I going? Line three?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Hello, yeah, Hi?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Who's this Nancy from Passidina?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, how are you?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nancy?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So I am doing well? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Do you drive topless?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Ind One night about ten o'clock, my sister and I
we were coming back, was four of us from a
flame ball. All right, dear, let's see how it feels
like the guy's driving shirtlets. The dumb thing was on
our way home. We had to passive police stag. Luckily
(12:31):
the officer that's saws just buffted at laugh. And you
see four women in a deep shirtless.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Kids fly everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we were in.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Our late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I had kids.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Leaning to my It's later when they got older, all
mom got locked up for smokes in her boom.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Now, listen, Nancy, this may be something that only you
and I understand, but you know, sometimes the cherry blows
off your cigarette. Yes, sir, tell me, tell me it
didn't happen that night because you don't want you don'tant
a little burnt titty.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
No, we were lucky because two of us did smoke
at the time.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, I bet you were one of them. I am
and still has no kidding.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I love your commercial. I'm a camel smoker. No filters.
Filters are for pussies. That's all right, very good, very good,
Thank you man.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You canna say one thing. You were talking about seeing
people masturbate.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I'm on a school bus. I'm a bus eight.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
We see a lot of that going down the road
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh I bet yeah that that that's you're higher up. Yeah,
yeah we should.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
And you look down and you see a man with
his sores in the hand of going or a girl
or ahead of bob, and you know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You've done that before the car.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
You can't fool Nancy trying to be it's a rough job.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And remember window down before you loose. All right, very good, Nancy,
Good to talk to.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You, y'all.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Have a good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I love it too, all right, very good. He's great.
You can't argue against gender equality and women empowerment. Amen. Amen,
get it, Nancy, which I feel like was the moral
of her story.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The guys can do it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Why can't they?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I sound like Nancy?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hi Ellie in the morning. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this? Hey?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
I'm risky, but you know I've never driven shirtless, but
I play a game called back in the Day.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Have you heard that game before? With the one headlight
out right?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, So when you see a club with a headlight,
you call piddle and then you know, somebody take an
article of clothing off and until they got.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Naga here, we used to just strike the roof of
the car.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Wait a minute, So that's almost like punch buggy. I
mean you're looking for like one light? Yeah, but you
played strip podiddle?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, that's cool. I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Well I'm sure. Well it's not coming.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Now who would you like? Would it be like you
and your girlfriend or something in the car like girl
and guys?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's fun, that's fun. Good for you, Good for you?
All right, very good, Thank you, my friend, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
See, there's a.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Lot more people than you thought you thought I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
A lot more people than you thought.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Also, Nancy had then the the was somebody else from
Pasadena where they were driving nude? Is that because it's
kind of like watery, like you were kind of free?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That seems like a lot of people are defaulting to
saying that they're in the country.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Right, But I don't think of Pasadena as being the country. Hi,
elliot in the morning. Remember Jackie wanted to move to Pasadena,
maybe so she could drive tits out. I'm sorry, who
is this? Is this?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Me?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Who's this? My name is Cherie, Yes, churis.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Where are you from? Please say Pasadena?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
I am from Inwood Westorgon.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
For my thirty third birthday, I drove up and down
the highway flashing truckers for three hours. And that was
just like, this is what I'm doing for my birthday.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Well, my mom did it for her birthday, and.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I figured I just a family tradition her thirty third birthday.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So she told you while you were growing up, for
her thirty third birthday, she drove up and down the
highway flashing truckers, and you were like, you know what
this is getting passed down and you did the same thing. Well, actually, I.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Was in the car with her when she.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Did it, but you weren't doing it at the same time. No, no, no, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I was. I was a teenager, and I took a
score and tally of flashing light, saunting horns and how
many truckers followed it followed us afterwards.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's cute.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
All right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you. Now,
not to be a stickler, right, but flashing and driving
topless are different thing.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, one hundred percent. I'm sure we could be here
all day with flashing.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Stories as part of your birthday ritual. Yes, hi, Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Is this me? Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
This is Carl from Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
My wife drives up and down the highway all the
time naked, and when we go fishing, she goes fishing naked.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Wait, so when you when you say she drives up
and down the highway, do you mean like you're driving
and she's naked in the car.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Like both, Sometimes I'm driving and she's naked and doing
things in the passenger seat, and other times she's just
driving naked.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay, I understand. Let's remove that you're driving and she's
busy in the other seat. I get that when she's
just like like, hey, you know what I have to
I don't know where you guys live, and that's fine,
but you're like, hey, I've got to make it from
Columbia into the district. I gotta get on ninety five.
She'll just make that drive naked.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, it'll be warm out and she wants to feel
the sun, so she'll roll the windows down, take everything off,
and you know, do it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
She's an only fans model too, so that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, listen, Nancy may Or may not have been I
don't know, but good for you, good for her, good
for her. All right, very good, Thank you sir, thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wow. Christopher on Facebook thinks we should go with skinny tripping.
Oh oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
That's really good.
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