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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Was it Lil Nitro the name of the gummy bear
thing for Josh and Dustin? Right, and Tyler ordered it,
ordered it, and you said it has arrived at your house.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It was delivered this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, So were we eating tomorrow? I say, wait, are
we eating tomorrow? It's none of us?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, No, it's Josh and Dustin.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You said you didn't want to do it Friday because
Brad's here.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Can't do it Friday because Meltzer's in here.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I say tomorrow, So we'll do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But I want I want to do it earlier.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
What do you mean early?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, just earlier?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I see, I say, the picture here on my front step.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, no, just in case if there's if there's a
negative response like I don't want to do it, and
the show ends and then find out like they're both
chucking in the bath.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I see what you're saying. You want you want the
after effects?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, exactly is Dustin? Is Dustin sitting outside or.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Is he not in yet?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
He's here, I saw him. I don't know if he's
in his.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is he not there at his desk? Because that's the
other thing I got to deal with. Dustin's schedule, which
he doesn't get in early.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
They got the two boxes because they each have one
gummy bear.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Correct, and oh the sour toe lollipop for fun. We
got the toe of Satan, Toe of Satan. That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And remember remember yesterday we learned that it's nine million scovils.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, and again I don't know what all of.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That and how many jlipenios was that nine hundred?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, it was more than that, oh was it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
All I know is that at one point after the
show yesterday, Dustin has like a a broachure on his
desk of the hot one sauces. And the hot one
is like three million, give or take.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Scovells.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And this is nine oh it is It is nine
hundred times hotter than a Hall of Pain.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh, oh, very good. So but what time?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'd like to figure out a time, but I need
to know that Dustin.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Will be here. What he's on a call where we'll
tell we need him.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, when we mentioned yesterday that it was going to
be either Wednesday or Thursday, he didn't bat an eye
at that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, I understand that, but I don't want to say
we'll do it at nine and he's not going.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
To be here till ten.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Does he have like a sight visit or something or what?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Doesn't it do anything here? He is, Hey, Dustin, I
was just talking about you.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm sure all wonderful things.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, it was the little nitros came in.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No, there's like warnings about if you have like certain issues.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I need to look at these warnings.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Do you have?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I don't have any issues that I think are going
to matter. But I'm just I'm terribly worried about it. No,
don't be, don't be. I showed you the scale because
I've got the I love Hot Sauce. I've got the
hot One's box. Yeah, and the last dab that's the
hottest one that's at the end of the show. And
the Scoville Unita is two point two point six million.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right, this one is nine million.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
That seems not great, right.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, but this isn't a wing. This is a gummy.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's different.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
A gummy that's gonna be stuck in my gums. I
don't know if I don't know if I can if
I can swallow that?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I don't know if I can like eat the thing.
I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, you have to.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'll try it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Right. Are you gonna let Josh beat you?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Remember he claimed last year he could beat you up.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes he did, Yes he did.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hey, if you're about to get into a fight, are
you swinging back at the person?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I can't know.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I am not fighting back for fear of being blacklisted?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
There you go, thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Good?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, what so you have a fear about it? But
that's what I mean. I wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't want to do it at this time because
if there is after effects for meeting it, I want
us to still be on the air.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So what you're not worried about it?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
My day?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I hope it read your day, I know you do.
What is the What time are you getting to work tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Well, I'm here by nine most mornings. Let's see what's
on tomorrow. Let me look at what Let me look
at the it's it's oddly it's an oddly open morning.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh good, oddly open, oddly open morning.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
It is okay, good, Yeah, I don't have I don't
until eleven, oh beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
And then I got into meeting meeting meetings, so that wonderful.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And then it's going to be toilet toilet toilets okay.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
And that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Why would it Why would it make you go to
the toilet?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Because it's nine million Schoovil unit.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
This is Josh's big fair.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
The what is the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Is that? What happened after the one chip challenge?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my gosh, you remember yesterday when he reminded us
of pooping it out?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh that's right, Ringsteak.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't love it, but I'm glad they came in.
That's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, it's good. It's good. So you'll be here.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I'm legit, like, not a bit. I'm legit nervous.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
About what issues do you have that you're worried about.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, he's got a bad tummy anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
My tummy is.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, we're doing a lot of fiber in the new year,
so my tummy's already like a little you know, difficult,
especially in the mornings. So yeah, I'm just I'm worried.
I'm very worried about it. It just seems extremely hot.
You cannot guarantee that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, I can't, But I mean I feel good about it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, good, I feel good as long as you hey,
as long as you're good, yes.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Kyle, would he rather do the toe of Satan?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
How many Scoville units? Nine million?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And you have to keep the lillipop in your mouth
the challenges for five minutes?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh my god, five minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
The gummy seems like less severe than that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And you have to chew the gummy.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You can't just swallow the gummy.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I don't want to swallow the gummy.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I know.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
No, I'm saying you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, you can't take it like an aspirin and just
put the gummy in your mouth and swallow it and go.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Dude, that seems more terrifying to me than actually chewing
chewing it.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
He was gonna say, that's it was more like something
Joshua do.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It does honestly, Yeah, it does, all right?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So get here, get here around eight thirty, okay, and
we'll go from there.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't know that it'll be at eight thirty.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But doing nine, Say again, what time are you doing it?
You threw out nine moments ago.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, we'll do nine. We'll do nine right around there,
right around there, that's good.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, nine o'clock. I am legit terrified, No, I think
you'll be fine. I think you're gonna surprise yourself. Well,
do you think you're gonna surprise you?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
If I believe in me? Maybe Josh?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh, yes, you didn't call it man?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh he Josh, come here? What's he nervous about?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, I'll hate tell him, Josh, you can tell him.
Come on, did he walk by Christen's door?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Josh?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
There is?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
There he is.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Hey, Josh, Hi, what are you worried about, the same
thing I was worried about with the chip? Like I'm
legitimately scared of, like passing out, dying like little.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay is over. You're worried you're gonna die?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Hey, I have one kidney, I have acid reflex.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Oh my god, I'm overweight.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'm just saying a lot of existing.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I have one kidney, I have what was the second
acid acid reflow?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Dustin gets weepy when he drinks truly.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Either.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I mean I don't need a burning avole.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Okay, I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
If you're watching Channel one, you can see pure enjoyment
on Elliott's face right now.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But you've lost weight. I still am Yeah, No, that's good.
I'm still overweight. Yes, okay, but you're heading goal yet.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, but you're heading in the right direction. Yeah, there's
a time where I would have said yeah, but no, no,
being serious, you're doing well. You're doing well.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The I don't think you have to worry about acid reflux.
That's I'm more concerned about aid.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I would take him in silsol before you come in.
I mean, I have my prilo sect.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't think I can take more than what.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I don't know what else I could take.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
But I don't even know what is prilo sec.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
It's just for apression for It's a twenty four hour
thing and it stays in your system.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So do you take it every day?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Every day?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Every morning?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You guys didn't know that Dustin was also a pharmacist.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
What proposal? Let me get you a script?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Wait, are you on something?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I take a lands bricol because the I don't even
know what that is that is supposed.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
To not rot your brain like aprisol.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, can you image words that we know.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Is say private sect?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Don't you say? That doesn't make perception?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
It's a prescription versus o TC.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
But but I've been taking.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Was nerdy?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
How about how about seeing Punk's jacket last night though,
that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Job pretty raw.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
About you, Josh Sweatshirt, And I was on last you
were you were okay.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The I beg you on Channel four Tomorrow's Lauren. So
wait a minute, go back to what you were saying.
So you you don't take pridiss. You take some kind
of prescription.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I think it's it's not you can get on Amazon.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
It's Lanceo prosol, and it's supposed to be better for
They linked a membersol to long term use to like
Alzheimer's or DODGA.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
That's what's That's.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What you have to.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Do, you know what the brain mush. I have found
that lancehoprosol.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I can take like three a week, just space them
out in your pill pack and I never get asked
reflux ever.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Right, but how often are you supposed to take it?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I don't know. It's a miracle drug though.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, no, But what I'm saying is if somebody was
on that realistically, how long like is it?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Josh said he takes his private drug every day. Supposed
to be like a two week run and then you're done.
Oh really, but you can you can take it every day.
It's a twenty four hour thing.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, No, I understand that, but are you only supposed
to be on it for two weeks?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Like after you can, but it's a consistent but problem
like I have, then you can continue taking right, there's
an overdosing.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
On Oh okay, so you're good.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yeah, Lance oprasol every couple of days. Tell me it's
a miracle.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
What would if someone listening doesn't know it by its
real name? What are some of the brand names?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
So I had a friend who was a farm tech
who said, get off of that brasol, take lence O prasol.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I got it on Amazon, and that's what I've been
doing for years now, So.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You don't even need a prescription.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Brand names include Prevac.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
All right, but don't be don't be, but don't be.
Don't be concerned. You're fine, all right, Okay, Oh my god,
I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You said I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
No, But like I feel that I do feel less
concerned than Josh. I do the Yeah, I'm terrified, but
I feel less concerned.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But I don't I don't buy why, Like why was
why is the kidney an issue?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Or was it just a chance to bring.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It out?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I always worry about because it's one less organ that
I have, So it could raise the stakes of me
not surviving or not surviving. But I don't think I'm
literally gonna die. But I think it's I think, Lauren,
I think it could be pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, I think you'll be fine. I think it was awful, right,
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, but I've also seen you do unhealthy things and
have one kidney.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
I also, I also don't know how much worse this
is what I'm thinking. I don't know how much worse
that this could be than the sour candies that we had. Yeah, exactly,
and we had them. This will actually be better for
you than the sour can. Keep in mind, me and
many others in the pit bled after the sour candies.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That is true.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
That is true, right, that did happen. But I but
that was relatively easy.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So yeah, No, I think you'll be fine. I think
both of you will be fine. I think you're going
to be shocked.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I would not swallow it like a pill. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I would choo it, yeah, no, because that's the spirit.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah, but I still wouldn't do it anyway. I would
do it with the challenges exactly. He said something I
would do or.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Do you want the do you want the toe of Satan?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
No, I'll do the guvera bears.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Fine, okay, all right, very good, very good.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
But we did get a two of Satan to boot right, Yeah,
we do have one. Okay, good in case I end
up enjoying this.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right, so we're good. So right around nine, all right,
around nine, you'll take.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Your prideless sec you'll take here, you'll take your frey
is all there we go and we're good.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
All right, very good, awesome, very good, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I also got some weight holder replacement electric toothbrush heads,
but that's unrelated.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Can I can I ask you one as a the
program manager?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yes, not of this program, but just of the station.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
We haven't received a phone call from anybody legal out
of Richmond today, have we?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I have not heard?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Excellent? All right, very good.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
For the sign on stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, no, where am I going?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
The Mike Jones had a question, Oh yeah, go ahead.
If Josh collapses tomorrow, will Elliott finished the show?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Does he mean? Right?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh? I see like like am I gonna end if
he collapses?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
No, no, okay, No, I also have cash to give away.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'll still, I'm gonna watch that end.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
If I got cash to get I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Gonna want audio of the of the of the paramedics.
I definitely want that. Dude, we'll get next to your
show open. Yeah, no, it'll be good.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Where am I gun?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Line one?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I didn't even get to my second thing. Hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Hey, this is Rob from Arlington. Yes, sir, if you
first of all, I'm a chef that many scobels, that's
that's gonna be painful.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
It's gonna be painful.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Right.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I have bacon and have some doughnuts in the in
the in the area with you milk and water. Don't
do crap. You need a lot of fat, especially bacon.
So if they eat that gummy and then two on
a bunch of bacon, it won't hurt as bad.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Right by the way, Josh is nodding vigorously.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I have bacon, literally.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I mean my advice was don't don't eat that thing
at all. But if you're gonna eat it, no, they.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Come on, they can't bail out. Now, come on, please, if.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
You're gonna eat it, have a lot of things with fat,
not anything that's fatty. Fatty stuff will kill that Scobell
in your mouth after you eat it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, well listen, I'm not in charge. I don't even
know who's coming in with food tomorrow. I mean today,
they would have been enjoying the Madeline. All right, very good,
Thank you, sir, Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yes, Talmer, this is from snapchat. If Josh is survived
by Dustin, does he get his millions?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Let me grab line sah Hill the.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Morning, Good morning everybody?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yes, hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I think those two guys need a priest for
Speaker 8 (14:48):
The last rites.