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These researchers think that they have createdan app that you could put on your
and listen. There are some concernsand some positives, but they they have
created an app that you would beable to download. I don't think it's
I don't know that it's essentially outyet, but they're they're like kind of
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testing it, excuse me, whereyou download the app onto your phone and
by reciting tongue twisters, the phonecan determine whether or not you're drunk.
Oh okay, So as a wayto as no, no, no,
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because it would be able to pickup the pitch of your voice, the
tone of your voice. I guessthey were able to by doing all this
research say that when you start toget drunk or the drunker you get,
the pitch of your voice changes.The why are you shaking your head?
I just remember some people used tomake fun of me because they would say,
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you're I like, when I'm hammered, I go up like three octogh.
You're high pitched, Diane. Idon't think i'd do it anymore,
but apparently that was something that wasthat was something that was highlighted for me
a lot in college. Have youworked on that I don't not consciously,
so you would be like, notconsciously pretty much. I just always used
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to think because we you know,how like you convene the next morning and
you're you're rehashing what had happened tonight. We're trying to remember, like
how high was my voice? Soyou were self conscious? How about that?
So I've never heard that before.I couldn't even think. I'm sure
some people go lower, but notDiane. When they go low, Diane
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goes high. No, but Idon't. But like the the like slur,
Yeah, I get that, likeyou're you may slur a little bit.
I just think it's funny that it'stongue twisters that people have. Yeah,
point that she started with. No, but I think it is your
regular tone. It is just tobe able to start picking up on.
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I don't know that they're grading youon whether or not you can say Susie
sells rubber baby buggy bumpers. Okay, that's the easiest one ever. No,
it's not rubber baby buggy bumpers,rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby
bubby. No, the Susie oneis hard because my mouth is wet.
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What's the Susie One sells Seashells bythe That's not there's the word Susie is
not in there. What is itshe sells? Oh, she sells the
Seashells by the Seashore. Isn't therea name in it? I thought there's
a Sally one thank you or Susie. It depends on where geographically you're from.
But you can get why Sally wouldbe even more difficult. I think
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Sally sells, Sally cells, Sullycells. Well, I can't even say
it because you don't like the captainthe so I don't know, I don't
think. I don't know that it'sgrading you on that. But you could
see where you wouldn't feel comfortable becauseyou're bad sober with tongue twisters. Yes,
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so I think they picked and alsoremember you're trying to decide whether you
should be driving, so they wantedto have a little bit of you know,
like fun to it. But theso but one of the concerns,
if I'm being honest, what oneof the concerns is, let's see how
drunk you can get and still dotongue twisters. Well, that's like with
the mini breathalyzers, right, andhow high can we blow? But hopefully
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those people aren't then getting in acar. Well, you would hope not,
you would hope not. We couldbe very critical of it. If
it stops one person from driving drunk, it's a success. You'd like it
to stop more than that, ofcourse, I'm hoping for more. But
I'm just saying to me it's anet positive. Yeah, I mean,
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yeah, I guess the now.Obviously it's not out yet. Why can't
I think of any more tongue twisters? You guys are going to such baby
buggy bumpers. They have websites whereyou can generate them. You guys want
to give a shot. Wait,what do you mean generate them? But
these aren't known ones? Correct,and maybe it may be a classic will
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pop up, but there will belook stein'strand chet already by and stop,
don't cheat? Don't cheat? Whatturn it off? Okay? Okay?
Now, by the way, youcan't memorize it? No, I can't.
Actually that's wait, hold on line? Where am I going line to?
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Hi? Ellie in the morning?Hey it speaking? Hey it sign
guys? Hey signed guy. Idon't remember your voice going up. I
remember Diane's voice getting loud. Ican't see. Hey, my aunt told
me a tong twitter when I wasa kid. That's like the worst one
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I've heard so far. It's bigblack bugs bleed black blood. Try to
say that real fast, it's likealmost impossible. Wait, big black blugs
bugs bleed blood blood. The bigblack bugs bleed black blood. All right,
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you neil to go ahead, Diane, big black bugs. Okay,
you know you're supposed to say itfast. I'll say it as slow as
I want to, big black blood. I'm not driving. All right,
very good, thank you, thankyou? All right? Give me one.
Yeah, Well, who's gonna saythis one? All of us?
All of you is the general?You say it three times fast, so
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you get so yeah? Is thatfast? Though? Not big black bugs.
That's not reading it fast? AsKristen playing to yeah, she is.
Can she see the screen from there? Oh? Wait? Oh you're
gonna put it on there? Oh, Kristy come here? Well, how
else would you guys be able toread it. I'm gonna let you read
it. I'm not gonna I'm notgonna say it. I think Dane has
to write it down. And thenher voice gets all high. Okay,
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you're right, it's not up thereyet. Kristin's looking at the screen like,
where is it? Where is it? Okay, so what am I
doing? One of you? Idon't think you should race each other to
finish. One of you should gofirst. Diane. Okay, ready,
Diane, it's gonna pop up.Don't worry. Okay, But I can't
see it through your big head.Well, I'm going to move in a
second. I'm gonna move in asecond. But I was gonna say,
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remember, you got to read itthree times fast. It's not read it
fast. Read it fast like itis. Read it fast, read it
fast, eat it past. Susiesells. She sells by the sea shore,
and that's where your app would detect. Hey, there's a problem.
This person's really going slow. Rightyeah there, all right, okay,
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Ellie, you have to move.I am moved. You're right in front
of him. Oh, here isChester Cheetah. Choose a chunk of cheap
cheddar cheese. Chester Cheetah, choosea chunk of cheap cheddar cheese. Chester
Cheetah choose a chunk of cheap cheddarcheese. Complaint white cheap is misspelled?
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All right, Kristen, Okay,Oh, my good. This is the
one we just did. Similar.Okay, we'll do another. We'll do
another one, another one. Idon't care. Go excited. Eh my
god, you got one word out? Is it the stuttering guy calling?
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Don't know the words? Execution?That's too long, that's too many syllables.
It's the same. The best partwas for the what we had sort
of done. It was a variationon the bug blood. She's like,
already did that one. Give mea challenge. Excited. You didn't even
get the second word. I gotstuck. You can go a little bit
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slower than Yeah, I'm not racingright, Yes, yes, she thought
she was racing micro machines. Thatwas absurd. We want the people to
understand what you're saying. Yeah,me too. Do you know all the
words? You don't know what excise? As many exersh X, that's too
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much, and hence tongue twister.Excited executioner exercising his excisively Yeah too,
this could not be easy. Oneright now, different words, I go,
I'm doing it again. Well youhaven't done it. Just get through
it once, excited executioner exercising hisexcising powers excessively, really emphasizing that ex
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but I'm saying it is all right, We'll come back to you. It's
like she was like she's either conductingan orchestra or skiing. All right,
what happened to the what happened tothe TV? I didn't touch anything?
Oh I think I think you tapsomething with your when you slid around?
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What I hit? All right?No? Yeah, you're you're bumping the
screen. I gotta change the sourceagain. You want me to throw a
puck at it? I don't havea stick, but I have a punk.
All right, hold on here,I gotta get this back up.
It should go up automatically. I'mstill connected. Okay. If not,
I'll just go back to making funof Kristen. No, disconnected me off
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too? Did you want? Ithink it's does? He keeps shifting in
his desk chair? I move?Have you never done a tongue twister?
Only? Like? What's that?Fuzzy wasz he was a bear? Fuzzy
Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy washe wasn't fuzzy? Was he? Okay?
Now one I've never even heard.Okay, you're ready, Yeah,
you're going, it's your turn?Yeah, okay, here we go.
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This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly. This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
This is the sixth zebras snoozing thoroughly. You've read that normally. No,
that's that's how you say a tonguetwister. No, you have to
go a little bit faster than that. Would you want me to be like
Christened? All right, give meanother way, I'll go fast. All
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right, here we go. Ifstew chow shoes should stew choose the shoes
he choose. If stew choo shoesshould stew choose the shoes he choose.
If stew choose shoes, should stewshoe the shoes he choose? I know
you were turned towards the screen.Yeah, well I'm sorry, I'm not
looking right at the Christen is sucha great audience number because she's saying it
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with you, she's cheering you on, she's bouncing up and down, Thank
you, thank you. Diane islike, let's just pile on and make
fun. Oh boy, go Diane, go go go get the dump button
ready. Go. If you ifyou're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning, stunning stunt kite, fast, go go. If
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you're keen on stunt I'm sorry,Diane, not during these times. Not
during these times, dian charm,go I go. If you're keen on
stunning kites and cunning stunts, buya cunning, stunning stunt kite. Oh
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that's a tough one. Kristen,you're ready, by the way, not
the word I thought you would messup? Oh not at all. All
right, we're back to Christian.Does Josh mark that down as anti Semitism
when he has to label the dump? Okay, Kristen, Remember these are
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random. I'm not trying to likepunish you. You may get an easy
one. Well, no, don'tgo slow, you have to go fast.
Here we go go. Red blood, green blood, red blood,
green blood, red blood, greenblood. Oh my god, that's easy.
Keep red blood, green blood,red blood, green blood, red
blood, green blood. Go redblood, green blood, red blood,
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green blood, red blood, greenblood. Excellent. What happened for her?
She drank? That was good?Elliott, Yeah, hold on,
let me move, Let me allright? Whoa, all right, I'm
good. Dimensional analysis, dimensional analysis, dimensional analysis. Boom. Now it
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does seem like we're generating them.What does it say random participate. By
the way, there's not one that'scome up that wouldn't sound the exact same
way. Why do I get thefreaking hardest ones? Will you William William
William will you William William William Williamwill you William? Can't you William down?
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Will you William, will you williamswill you William? You know what
it actually helps? Gives? Itdid? Will you will you William William
William William will I'm sweating. Didyou even get to the last line?
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And no? Will you William thelast line? Can't you don't you?
Won't you William? I go?Will you William, will you William,
will you will can't you know youyou will your will you? I think
I had a stroke. All right, Kristen, is this our last chance
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to redeem herself? She's killing good. I had one word, no,
but red, black, green,black people are saying, what's too simple?
I agree? I agree? Gohow many snacks could a snack stack
or stack? If a snackstack orsnack stack snacks, by the way,
that midwestern day really cuts through alittle huh man, you do two more
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times snaplow? How many snacks coulda snack stack or stack. If a
snack stacker stacks stack stacks, broggoat, I go, go, go
go. How many snacks could asnack stack or stack? If a snack
stacker snack stacks snacks? Why areyou so enthusiastic? It's like a beauty
pageant that does it for the interviewportion? Up next, sim suit,
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All right, you're ready? Thisis his last one? Yeah? Do
you think he hits more than twowords? It doesn't matter. How about
I get oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, momy momy,
send me a toe, Momy,momy, get me a mole. Momy,
momy, send me a toe feet. The second line I think is
my because me is in the sentenceas well. Emmy, oh okay,
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here we go. Mo My,momy send me a toe. Mo me,
Momi, get me a mole.Mo My momy, send me a
toe. Femo the moo, momy me, get me a mole.
Mister kister feet, so sweet,mister kisster. Where will I eat again?
Mo? My, mom me sendme a toe? Mom me,
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mom, get me a completely wrong? How am I getting me? Mom?
You're going just like I ignore halfof it. Just do that second
line three times me me mo,ma, get me a mole. Me
me mo mai, get me amole. Mo me mo me send me
a toe fee me mow me getme a mole. Mister Kisterer feet,
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So sweet, mister Kisterer, wherewill I eat? There? You go
nailed it? At what point?Can I listen back to Kristen's first at
exercise? So when does this applicationcome to the app Store? Well,
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the first thing we learned is wecan all drive. Like that part we nailed