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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hindsight is twenty twenty. Hindsight is twenty twenty. Right, so expressions, right, Diane,
I'm going to ask you this, Kristin you want to play,
you can do it too. Don't think, just speak, don't think. Okay,
why are you huffing?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All ready stretching?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Don't think? Just speak? Oh, hi, Christmas morning? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Think?
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Don't speak?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What is name for me? What is a saying that
you've heard your whole life that is totally unhelpful?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Think, don't speak.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Or speak?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Don't think?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right, you're ready, You're ready, So say that again.
What is an expression or a saying that you've been
told or heard your whole life that is totally unhelpful?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hight is twenty twenty. Is perfect.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
You already covered that. But one comes to mind. But
I feel like it could be stealing all of ours
because somebody here used to say it all the time. Wait,
somebody in here, no, no, in the building and.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The building used to say it all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yes, So I've got two. I don't want to use
the one that I think. Diane, certainly, Diane.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, go ahead, Diana, don't don't don't think, just.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Speak, don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay, that's I love that one.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
That's not on the that was.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The only one that I'll take.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That. I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Don't think, but don't say.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But that means something, that means something that's actually help
But that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
As a reminder, because you know that's a good way
to operate.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, so that's helpful. These are expressions that are I
can't think.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's not helpful because you're thinking, you're thinking, don't think,
just speak, Chris, did.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
What it's an expression angry, not useless threats.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Actually that's actually helpful. That's actually help you're telling somebody
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
To beat you up.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, so that that actually is very helpful.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, So they didn't come with the one I thought
that they give you. But may I know?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, well, hold on one second, Chris, and see
what you can get me. See what you can get
me please? Eight six six to Elliott eight six six
two three five five four six eight.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Some of these are great.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So it's older saying that don't have to be older
saying that you've heard or been told your whole life
that are actually unhelpful, unhelpful.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yes, it is what it is right here.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Bennett's zero, Bennett zero. It is what it is. That's
not helping.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That doesn't mean anything the actually it does.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It just means what's going on? Is what's going on?
That's not helpful to me? Hey Bennett, why is it
like that? Well, it is what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh okay, well awesome, thank you, Hey Bennett.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't know stand why is the company so angry
right now?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, Ellian, it is what it is. Okay, I'll just
write that down.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That that is that should be, that should go in
the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I thought Diane for sure would have come with that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
If you would have said, let me grip my teeth,
because Bennett did like to yell it through his teeth. Elliot,
it is what it is, right okay, now, Diane, hindsight
is twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That does nobody any good. Now, it is what it is.
I hate that. I that one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I hate some of these. I don't even mind. Oh, Diane,
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you does.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What are you looking at.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The picture over there of Rockford, Illinois?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
It's some new artwork. Yes, we're testing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Out, so nothing's coming to mind.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Does can't think of it. I'm thinking of random sayings,
but I wouldn't say that they're not helpful.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Give me another one that you're just thinking of, and
let me see if that one gets it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's it's better to have loved and lost, never to
have loved it all.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Actually hopeful that one is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I mean, listen, I told you I can't think of
anything unhelpful.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Then I give you another one unless Kristen has one.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Kristin, do you have one? She was giving somebody enough sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can I give the other one that comes to mind? Yes,
everything happens for a reason. Oh that's a big useless
that's a bigging. That's a bigging that also goes into
the Hall of Fame. Absolutely, Why uh, Bennett? Why did
this happen to me? Everything happens for a reason. He was, Oh,
(04:51):
let me you know what problem's gone? So was he
I always just equate? It is what it is with him?
Was he a man of many expressions?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And it was very good at expressions that weren't helpful. No,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if Bennett was a big fan of
everything happens for a reason that I don't know where
am I going?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Line three, Thank you Kristin, Hi Jelly in the morning, Morren,
how's it going? What you got? What you got? I
got that close doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades,
and had a bomb.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I hated when my dad said that, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What that one. So I was reading this whole list
of them. That one's not on there. But that's good.
That one's pretty good. Like, no, it doesn't it's not helpful.
Or I guess if I could argue that you're at
least thinking in the right direction.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But yeah, it's not helpful. That's not helpful to me.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You're kind of mocking the person.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, absolutely, absolutely, all right, very good, I'll take that.
I'll take that very good. Thank you, sir, Hi Jelly
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, Hi, who's this? Oh's cold? Hit me?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I got a good expression for you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Had balls.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
She'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's by the way, that's a great one. That's a
great one.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's a great one. No, that one's solid. And there's
a lot of variations.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
On what kind of advice is that the No, No.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
There's there's a lot of variations on that, but that's
a great one.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I'm with Dane, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So it would be like if you said, oh, it's
it's the response to somebody that says, well, if I
would have known whatever, and so it's like you're making
an excuse and the answer back is, oh, well, if
my aunt had nuts, she'd be your she'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And then I can't remember. The other one.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
There's like, if ifs and butts were candies and nuts,
what a great Christmas we'd all have. That's a good one.
The aunt with balls is much better. That's great, Thank
you sir, thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Niffs and butts one I think is fine. It is helpful.
It reminds the person to maybe not qualify what's being said.
If this happens, but then there's this and then you you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So the if my aunt had I've never heard that one.
That's a great one.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
That's a little different than if.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's all we're doing is we're we're what iffing everything
to death?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Do I say any of these?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
You say something a lot, but again I wouldn't, but
it's probably helpful. It's it's more you responding to somebody's incompetence.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh, that could be anything, but you're.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You are a big fan of Does a bear s
in the woods?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Absolutely so to the person you're saying it too, it
may not be helpful in the moment, but it could
maybe set them on the right path.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I texted that to somebody yesterday. Somebody asked me a question.
I wrote back, that's a bears in the woods.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
See, when he was talking about things that you say,
a different one came to mind for me. For you, you,
I feel like you say at the end of the day,
dot dot dot.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh, I don't think I say that that often.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, or I'm not. I'm not aware of it. I'm
not aware of it. But that is helpful.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And that's a that's a phrase like to me, that's
not expression.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And that's also helpful. I'm telling you we could, we could.
We could massage around this ring all we want. But
at the end of the day, Diane, if my aunt
had nuts, she'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's a great one. That's a great.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
People now have figured this out.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Hi, Elliot in the morning. Hello, Yes, Hi, Who is
this him? Yes? Kimberly what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I'll owe something and my husband will say, where's the
last place you saw it?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's a great one. If I knew that, I wouldn't.
That's a great one. That is a great one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That made the hall of fameless that I was loved
that I was reading. That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Good for you, good for you? What do you got
over there?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
A couple people, including Aaron have come with Barlow, Oh
hers is, I have come with Well, you win some
and you loose.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
So s that's not helpful. No, that's not helpful at all.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's good though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That that is a good one. Line six, hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I hate this one. How about when someone says, oh man,
tough titties. Who says that? Guilty? But that's good? No, man,
you know what? You know what though, that one is
a little bit helpful. And I'll tell you how. I'll
tell you how. Stop whining.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So no, no, no, no, that's where it's a little
bit helpful, like let's stop whining. So that one, that
one I'll give myself a little bit, yes, Tyler from Carolee.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That's the way the cookie crumballs.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh not helpful. No, not helpful, not helpful. That's a
good one. Karlie, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Line three Hi Ellie in the morning, Me, Yeah, Hi,
who's this Hi?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
This is.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
My my biggest pet peeve is when someone says God
only gives you as much as you can handle, and
always think, we'll tell that to all the people that
have committed suicide.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, man, man, I could have we could have just stopped.
We could have.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
At the end of the day, we could have, we
could have stopped. There the now, I will tell you this.
Uh that is that's top three on the Hall of
Fame list. Yeah, that one, that one's up there.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah no, but like that, I feel like that people off.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah that one.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, there's there's another one on there that in terms
of what pisses people off in the Hall of Fame one,
there's that one and another.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
One that is big with a religious time.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
The no, is there another one with a religious time?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'm asking is this other one?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
The god one obviously has a religious.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah no, no, no, I don't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm trying to think if there's another religious one. But yes,
God never gives you more than you can handle. It's
good and by the way, you don't always have to
tie it to your ending. You can just leave it there.
You can just leave it there. Very good though, that's
a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Jo, Well, this one seems tailor made. He didn't know
you liked pizza until you first tried it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I see.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
But I would argue that what's helpful. That's a myrtle beach.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's actually helpful. That's helpful.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Of course it is could because you're the one who
says it. No, no, no, no, you're the only one
who says that.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yes, However, think of how helpful that is. That's encouraging.
That's an encouragement. That's helpful.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It gets able to go and do something.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, it's motivated to try something, to do something, to
take a risk. There's a great one that's risk related
that I love And I bet no one's gonna.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Guess it, but I love it. Line six.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I think it's a real big business one. That's why
I don't think you guys will get it. Hi Ellie
in the morning, Hey, this mean yeah, Hi, who's s
this is Joey?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes, Joey please.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So I had a ball that you know, if I said, well,
if this would have happened, he said, well, if frogs
had wings, they wouldn't hit their ass every time they jumped.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's a great one. That's a great one. Good for you,
good for you. Not helpful, not helpful at all.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I have another animal one.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Wait, hold tight, hi Ellie in the morning? Well, yeah, hi,
who's s hi? Yes? Jay, I'm doing great? Thank you?
What do you got.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
When we were younger and we would fall in skinner,
knee or whatever, get hurt, we would run in and
tell our grand and she would say, oh, to be
better before you get older.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
What all right? Very good, I'll take that.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yes, Tom from page I had a family member who
whenever you asked what time it was?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh wait, can I guess? Well? No, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Well I think I feel like an obvious response popped
into my head. And you use this sometimes, yes yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well there's two and I don't know which one.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
And I told you this was animal themed.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh half past a monkey's as to his balls.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I've never heard that, Wait that you've never heard him.
You've said that before.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I definitely have said it before.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
What I've heard him say is time to get a watch.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh yeah, I do use that. That's worth the two
that I were gonna guess. But you said it was animal.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Related, but hers is different. I've never heard this one either.
The family member would grin and say, it's time for
all dogs to die? Aren't you glad you're just a puppy?
Oh thanks, grandpa, that's useful.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's terrible.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
So you haven't heard that one anything.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, I've never heard that. The only time ones again
time for you to get a watch. That that's that's
an oldie. And then half past the monkey's ass quartertillos.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Balls like that. That's that's a that's a saying as
old as time.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Kristen heard that second one there, No, he's.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Never heard half past the monkey's ass. What did they
say in Ohio? Well about a nuncle sandwich. I'll beat
the time in twos? She thought of one.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Just had a moment.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, Kristen, please, here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
It's the time related. Everybody back home will be like, oh,
it's a quarter past the hair.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, because they look at their watch quarter past
the hair.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good time?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well mine are better, but yes, that works, No, that works.
How have you, of all people never heard half past
the monkey's.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Ass because we don't say ass. Back home.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh, thank you, thank you God, and remember God never
gives you more than you can handle.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Nine five Hi, elliot in the morning, Good morning. Hey,
who's this? Hey, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Not much.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I was thinking about one. I heard a lot growing
up and actually in my work every day. Don't be
a dead horse.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, you know what, that's not helpful, but it is
that one of those where we understand it, but the
saying isn't helpful, but we understand it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, we understand all of these, We understand them. I'll
take that.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I'll take Did you understand it's time for all dogs
to die?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
That that one, that one I don't understand. Give me
another one.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Uh, six of one half dozen of another?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
My dad used to say that all the time. Yeah,
it's six of one half dozen of another?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Either or what what?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What is the there's a Spanish saying that's like mensa mansa.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Mensa mansa.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, isn't there come on? Come on?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What is the Spanish one of that messa mensa mansa,
monsa mensa.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
But it is it's the same of six of one
half dozen of another. Mensa mansa. Somebody will know it.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Somebody trying to get to ca Sara, Sarah, that's French. Well, no,
it's people think it's Spanish. It's rooted in Italian.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh, whatever will be, will.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Be, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, messa mansa is six of one, half dozen of another.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Come on, how do you say?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I remember mensa in Spanish slang is stupid? Is that
what you're referring to it?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
It is what it is, Where I am, what I eat.
There's the Oh, what's the.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Ending of that? Though? What's the ending of that? It's
vulger as well?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
You say a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, I do, not with the mics on, though not
with the mics on. And I say it both ways
depending on who I'm talking about. Line five, Hi Elliet
the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah what you got? What you got? Hey? Pat and Nickel.
For every time that happened, I'd be a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, that's a that's a good one. That's a good one.
Very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
How about when someone dies they are in a better place.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Are they really?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You know what, I'm going to be in a party
next week. That's a good place. That's a I hate that.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
One, and this is a quickieven A lot of people
came with it.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
God wanted an angel because that's also a bad one.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yes, just saying that is not helpful.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Ever, has anyone heard this one? This is a big
business one, jump in the net will appear?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I never heard that, know?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh really that that's not helpful? Like why you're.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like while you're trying, like if you're afraid to do something,
maybe it is helpful, but jump in the net will appear.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't like that one.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yes, Chris, guess that you're worthless? Business expression was let
me ask Dustin.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hey, other people have it worse than you do. Not
helpful line.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
See, I don't think that I would say that. That
can kind of like make you stop.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And apprecierspective, perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yes, okay, Iris says, pick your battles.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's that's that's that's helpful.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Also, yeah, yeah, don't fight with me.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He thinks it's lazy parenting.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah no, but that's that that could be helpful. That
could be helpful.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You can still validate feelings, but you can also make
them see the bigger picture.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
If I can do it, so can you.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
That's not helpful if I can do it. That isn't encouragement.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That's punching down.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, that's saying like like if you were able to
run a five k or something right, and somebody's doubting themselves,
you say I can't do You know what? If I
can do it, you can.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
If I said to you, if you were like you
were trying to do something and I said to you,
if I could do it, you can, you would think
I was.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Just being I was I was pushing me off.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah. Not a lot of people have vulgar expressions. I
can't say any of these.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Get me one close, though, Get me one close. Is
it the end of I am what.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I eat, same ass, different day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh yeah, that's that's not helpful. That's not helpful. It
is what it is.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh how about living the dream? Noh you like that one?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Wait? Who says that? Bob?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He says it every day. Oh but he loves his job, Bob.
If you don't like it, jump and the net will appear.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
A lot of people now are fixated on your Spanish idiom.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh wait, somebody says, I gotta go to light eight. Hi,
Jollie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who's this. This is Marry from Deal, Maryland. Yes, what's
my Spanish thing? Maso manos? Are you Spanish? I am not,
but I.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Took Spanish and public high school and I have.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Eleven hundred and sixty days on due lingo right now.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, we could go to France with you. What is its?
Massa meyonos maso.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Manos and it means more or less? Oh? There you go.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yeah, so did you have a lot in Texas?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
My dad? You say it all the time in Olpasoh,
there you go, masso menos? What did I think? Mensa Monza?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Is Peter Spanish?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
So you asked if Peter Siegal is Spanish?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Are you fing kidding me? Seriously? He's a Jew from Canada?
All right, Very good, Gray, I forgot you said that
the other day. Very good, Thank you, man, thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
I guess he could have been Mexican, No, not clothes
like part part Mexican zero part audios.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Umm.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh you know what, there's one that somebody hasn't said.
And I don't know if it counts though, I don't
know if it counts. Where am I going? Line six?
Hi Elli in the morning, por class, Hey, what's going on? Dude,
all right, something's just gone wrong. You're feeling crappy, and
someone goes, well, you know, when life gives your lemons,
you make lemonade worse. They don't even finish it, they
(21:44):
just go. You know, when life gives your lemon making lemonade.
The woo likes making lemonade. You have a juice lemon
that's worse than whatever just happens. Nothing, Give me the
mix and some sugar.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No one wants lemon every aspect of that is.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
What did I just hey, thank you, sir, thank you?
What did I just use that for? Though you did?
And I can't remember what it was, but it was
fitting in the in the moment.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Was it in the office?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, I think it was. I think I was turning
something bad into good and I just said, but I
didn't say, what life gives you lemons? I think what
I said is I'm making lemonade right now. I've taken
bad and turned it into good. But I can't remember
what it was.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Was it part of your love?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And pm A is all you need?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
But it really is all you need?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Though, thank you. This one's come through quite a bit.
I've never heard it. It's also graphic. That's okay, s
in one hand wishing the other and see which one
fills up first. You've heard that, No, that's a great one.
Multiple people said that in that's a great one. That's
(22:54):
a great one. In what context? Just like stop wishing?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, just like get off your ass and go do something.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Well, you can dream big but also work hard.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Well, that's the opposite of this. That's this is just
not doing anything.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Is this tied to if wishes were fishes?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I have been sent that one a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
If wishes were fishes? But what's the end of it?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Is it death related?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Hey, if my aunt had nuts.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
If wishes were fishes, we all swim in rishes.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh, I've heard that. That's old timey. That is old timy.
Where am I going? Line seven? Hi Ellie in the morning,
just me yes. So when you were a kid, you're crying.
If you don't quick crying, I'm gonna give you something
to cry about.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
That goes back to knuckle sandwich.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Think of because I was all exactly all right, very good,
very good, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Has anybody sent in the Big Star Wars one that
gets used a lot, which one is.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That do or not do? There is no try? Yeah
that No, that's a biggie. Listen, I just read it
on the Hall of Fame. That's a biggie.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Did Kristen think of one?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh you got one? Here we go. Yeah, go ahead, Kristin. Okay,
I don't remember it.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
All I can think of her bullying one. Did you
say bowlling bullying bullying?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What? Okay?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Now it's like I can't remember the first part, but
it's oh, snitches get stitches. Okay, no, Kristin, it's pretty descriptive.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's actually very helpful. Don't be a tattle tale, although
Tyler hates that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But yes, that is.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
But it's also it could be meaning like, don't tell
the truth.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, it's not snitches get stitches. You're telling them lie. Yeah,
so that's fine, but that's okay. You don't tell on someone.
Nobody likes a tattletale. It's the same one. Jesus, all right,
very good, thank you, Kristen.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
It's like wiping your ass with a hula hoop.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I've never heard that's great.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know that one?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, but I love it.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I love it that from Instagram.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
It's hard to pop through all these are so many.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Where are we on? Don't worry, it's all in your head.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
It's in terms of mental health awareness.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I feel like that. Okay, can we not baby everything please?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Like being a hypochondriac, No, Diah, but just as somebody
who's paranoid about everything.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Oh, we'll get fired today. Don't worry. It's all in
your head.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Bill's fan said, when somebody trips that first day with
your new feet, say that you do?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
She says it hands? Yo, Yeah, I do that a lot,
first day with my new hands. The other good one
for the trip, first day with the new feat's awesome. No,
but isn't isn't the one where you would try to
trip someone? Wasn't that always have a nice trip?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Say next fall? Yeah, that was always good. That was
always good.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, first day with the new feet or hands is great?
Hi elliot in the morning, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
If you don't tell any lies, you don't have to
remember anything.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, but that's actually helpful. That's actually encouraging somebody not
to lie. That's like, that's like the other it's easier
to tell the truth, which is again a stupid saying it.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
But it's true, not that it's true, it's helpful.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Did we miss any other Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Calm down? But to me, that's that well, it does
piss people off, but that it's helpful.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Pretty direct?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, no, I mean again, does it upset people?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Of course, you don't have to think about that one.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I mean a
great song, just follow your heart. I'm just reading ones
that these aren't mine. I'm still half past the buggy's ass.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh. This kind of goes back to God never gives
you more than you can handle. It's in God's hands.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Some people did send that.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, that one's pretty good. That one's pretty solid. That's
good though.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I like that. That's a good Hall of Fame list.
I'll tell you which one I'll steal. That's like wiping
your ass.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
With a hula hoop.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I don't even care understand that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Again, I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It doesn't matter. I'll use it in any context. But
I have to have a meeting today and someone'll go, hey,
can we move it to this conference room? Sure, It's
like wiping your ass with a Hulu houp. Right on,
Elliott were right about that
Hindsight is twenty twenty. Hindsight is twenty twenty. Right, so expressions, right, Diane,
I'm going to ask you this, Kristin you want to play,
you can do it too. Don't think, just speak, don't think. Okay,
why are you huffing?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All ready stretching?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Don't think? Just speak? Oh, hi, Christmas morning? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Think?
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Don't speak?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What is name for me? What is a saying that
you've heard your whole life that is totally unhelpful?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Think, don't speak.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Or speak?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Don't think?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right, you're ready, You're ready, So say that again.
What is an expression or a saying that you've been
told or heard your whole life that is totally unhelpful?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hight is twenty twenty. Is perfect.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
You already covered that. But one comes to mind. But
I feel like it could be stealing all of ours
because somebody here used to say it all the time. Wait,
somebody in here, no, no, in the building and.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The building used to say it all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yes, So I've got two. I don't want to use
the one that I think. Diane, certainly, Diane.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, go ahead, Diana, don't don't don't think, just.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Speak, don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay, that's I love that one.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
That's not on the that was.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The only one that I'll take.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That. I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Don't think, but don't say.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
But that means something, that means something that's actually help
But that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
As a reminder, because you know that's a good way
to operate.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, so that's helpful. These are expressions that are I
can't think.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's not helpful because you're thinking, you're thinking, don't think,
just speak, Chris, did.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
What it's an expression angry, not useless threats.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Actually that's actually helpful. That's actually help you're telling somebody
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
To beat you up.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, so that that actually is very helpful.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, So they didn't come with the one I thought
that they give you. But may I know?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, well, hold on one second, Chris, and see
what you can get me. See what you can get
me please? Eight six six to Elliott eight six six
two three five five four six eight.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Some of these are great.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So it's older saying that don't have to be older
saying that you've heard or been told your whole life
that are actually unhelpful, unhelpful.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yes, it is what it is right here.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Bennett's zero, Bennett zero. It is what it is. That's
not helping.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That doesn't mean anything the actually it does.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It just means what's going on? Is what's going on?
That's not helpful to me? Hey Bennett, why is it
like that? Well, it is what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh okay, well awesome, thank you, Hey Bennett.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I don't know stand why is the company so angry
right now?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, Ellian, it is what it is. Okay, I'll just
write that down.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That that is that should be, that should go in
the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I thought Diane for sure would have come with that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
If you would have said, let me grip my teeth,
because Bennett did like to yell it through his teeth. Elliot,
it is what it is, right okay, now, Diane, hindsight
is twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That does nobody any good. Now, it is what it is.
I hate that. I that one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I hate some of these. I don't even mind. Oh, Diane,
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you does.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What are you looking at.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The picture over there of Rockford, Illinois?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
It's some new artwork. Yes, we're testing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Out, so nothing's coming to mind.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Does can't think of it. I'm thinking of random sayings,
but I wouldn't say that they're not helpful.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Give me another one that you're just thinking of, and
let me see if that one gets it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's it's better to have loved and lost, never to
have loved it all.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Actually hopeful that one is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I mean, listen, I told you I can't think of
anything unhelpful.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Then I give you another one unless Kristen has one.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Kristin, do you have one? She was giving somebody enough sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can I give the other one that comes to mind? Yes,
everything happens for a reason. Oh that's a big useless
that's a bigging. That's a bigging that also goes into
the Hall of Fame. Absolutely, Why uh, Bennett? Why did
this happen to me? Everything happens for a reason. He was, Oh,
(04:51):
let me you know what problem's gone? So was he
I always just equate? It is what it is with him?
Was he a man of many expressions?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And it was very good at expressions that weren't helpful. No,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if Bennett was a big fan of
everything happens for a reason that I don't know where
am I going?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Line three, Thank you Kristin, Hi Jelly in the morning, Morren,
how's it going? What you got? What you got? I
got that close doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades,
and had a bomb.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I hated when my dad said that, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What that one. So I was reading this whole list
of them. That one's not on there. But that's good.
That one's pretty good. Like, no, it doesn't it's not helpful.
Or I guess if I could argue that you're at
least thinking in the right direction.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But yeah, it's not helpful. That's not helpful to me.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You're kind of mocking the person.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, absolutely, absolutely, all right, very good, I'll take that.
I'll take that very good. Thank you, sir, Hi Jelly
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, Hi, who's this? Oh's cold? Hit me?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I got a good expression for you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Had balls.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
She'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's by the way, that's a great one. That's a
great one.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's a great one. No, that one's solid. And there's
a lot of variations.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
On what kind of advice is that the No, No.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
There's there's a lot of variations on that, but that's
a great one.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I'm with Dane, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So it would be like if you said, oh, it's
it's the response to somebody that says, well, if I
would have known whatever, and so it's like you're making
an excuse and the answer back is, oh, well, if
my aunt had nuts, she'd be your she'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
And then I can't remember. The other one.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
There's like, if ifs and butts were candies and nuts,
what a great Christmas we'd all have. That's a good one.
The aunt with balls is much better. That's great, Thank
you sir, thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Niffs and butts one I think is fine. It is helpful.
It reminds the person to maybe not qualify what's being said.
If this happens, but then there's this and then you you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
So the if my aunt had I've never heard that one.
That's a great one.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
That's a little different than if.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's all we're doing is we're we're what iffing everything
to death?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Do I say any of these?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
You say something a lot, but again I wouldn't, but
it's probably helpful. It's it's more you responding to somebody's incompetence.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh, that could be anything, but you're.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You are a big fan of Does a bear s
in the woods?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Absolutely so to the person you're saying it too, it
may not be helpful in the moment, but it could
maybe set them on the right path.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I texted that to somebody yesterday. Somebody asked me a question.
I wrote back, that's a bears in the woods.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
See, when he was talking about things that you say,
a different one came to mind for me. For you, you,
I feel like you say at the end of the day,
dot dot dot.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh, I don't think I say that that often.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, or I'm not. I'm not aware of it. I'm
not aware of it. But that is helpful.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And that's a that's a phrase like to me, that's
not expression.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And that's also helpful. I'm telling you we could, we could.
We could massage around this ring all we want. But
at the end of the day, Diane, if my aunt
had nuts, she'd be my uncle.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's a great one. That's a great.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
People now have figured this out.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Hi, Elliot in the morning. Hello, Yes, Hi, Who is
this him? Yes? Kimberly what can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I'll owe something and my husband will say, where's the
last place you saw it?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's a great one. If I knew that, I wouldn't.
That's a great one. That is a great one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That made the hall of fameless that I was loved
that I was reading. That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Good for you, good for you? What do you got
over there?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
A couple people, including Aaron have come with Barlow, Oh
hers is, I have come with Well, you win some
and you loose.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
So s that's not helpful. No, that's not helpful at all.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's good though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That that is a good one. Line six, hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I hate this one. How about when someone says, oh man,
tough titties. Who says that? Guilty? But that's good? No, man,
you know what? You know what though, that one is
a little bit helpful. And I'll tell you how. I'll
tell you how. Stop whining.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So no, no, no, no, that's where it's a little
bit helpful, like let's stop whining. So that one, that
one I'll give myself a little bit, yes, Tyler from Carolee.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That's the way the cookie crumballs.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh not helpful. No, not helpful, not helpful. That's a
good one. Karlie, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Line three Hi Ellie in the morning, Me, Yeah, Hi,
who's this Hi?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
This is.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
My my biggest pet peeve is when someone says God
only gives you as much as you can handle, and
always think, we'll tell that to all the people that
have committed suicide.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, man, man, I could have we could have just stopped.
We could have.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
At the end of the day, we could have, we
could have stopped. There the now, I will tell you this.
Uh that is that's top three on the Hall of
Fame list. Yeah, that one, that one's up there.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah no, but like that, I feel like that people off.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah that one.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, there's there's another one on there that in terms
of what pisses people off in the Hall of Fame one,
there's that one and another.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
One that is big with a religious time.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
The no, is there another one with a religious time?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'm asking is this other one?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
The god one obviously has a religious.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah no, no, no, I don't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm trying to think if there's another religious one. But yes,
God never gives you more than you can handle. It's
good and by the way, you don't always have to
tie it to your ending. You can just leave it there.
You can just leave it there. Very good though, that's
a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Jo, Well, this one seems tailor made. He didn't know
you liked pizza until you first tried it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I see.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
But I would argue that what's helpful. That's a myrtle beach.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's actually helpful. That's helpful.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Of course it is could because you're the one who
says it. No, no, no, no, you're the only one
who says that.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yes, However, think of how helpful that is. That's encouraging.
That's an encouragement. That's helpful.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It gets able to go and do something.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, it's motivated to try something, to do something, to
take a risk. There's a great one that's risk related
that I love And I bet no one's gonna.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Guess it, but I love it. Line six.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I think it's a real big business one. That's why
I don't think you guys will get it. Hi Ellie
in the morning, Hey, this mean yeah, Hi, who's s
this is Joey?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes, Joey please.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So I had a ball that you know, if I said, well,
if this would have happened, he said, well, if frogs
had wings, they wouldn't hit their ass every time they jumped.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's a great one. That's a great one. Good for you,
good for you. Not helpful, not helpful at all.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I have another animal one.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Wait, hold tight, hi Ellie in the morning? Well, yeah, hi,
who's s hi? Yes? Jay, I'm doing great? Thank you?
What do you got.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
When we were younger and we would fall in skinner,
knee or whatever, get hurt, we would run in and
tell our grand and she would say, oh, to be
better before you get older.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
What all right? Very good, I'll take that.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yes, Tom from page I had a family member who
whenever you asked what time it was?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh wait, can I guess? Well? No, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Well I think I feel like an obvious response popped
into my head. And you use this sometimes, yes yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well there's two and I don't know which one.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
And I told you this was animal themed.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh half past a monkey's as to his balls.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I've never heard that, Wait that you've never heard him.
You've said that before.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I definitely have said it before.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
What I've heard him say is time to get a watch.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh yeah, I do use that. That's worth the two
that I were gonna guess. But you said it was animal.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Related, but hers is different. I've never heard this one either.
The family member would grin and say, it's time for
all dogs to die? Aren't you glad you're just a puppy?
Oh thanks, grandpa, that's useful.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's terrible.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
So you haven't heard that one anything.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, I've never heard that. The only time ones again
time for you to get a watch. That that's that's
an oldie. And then half past the monkey's ass quartertillos.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Balls like that. That's that's a that's a saying as
old as time.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Kristen heard that second one there, No, he's.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Never heard half past the monkey's ass. What did they
say in Ohio? Well about a nuncle sandwich. I'll beat
the time in twos? She thought of one.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Just had a moment.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, Kristen, please, here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
It's the time related. Everybody back home will be like, oh,
it's a quarter past the hair.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah, because they look at their watch quarter past
the hair.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good time?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well mine are better, but yes, that works, No, that works.
How have you, of all people never heard half past
the monkey's.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Ass because we don't say ass. Back home.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh, thank you, thank you God, and remember God never
gives you more than you can handle.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Nine five Hi, elliot in the morning, Good morning. Hey,
who's this? Hey, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Not much.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I was thinking about one. I heard a lot growing
up and actually in my work every day. Don't be
a dead horse.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, you know what, that's not helpful, but it is
that one of those where we understand it, but the
saying isn't helpful, but we understand it.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well, we understand all of these, We understand them. I'll
take that.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
I'll take Did you understand it's time for all dogs
to die?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
That that one, that one I don't understand. Give me
another one.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Uh, six of one half dozen of another?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
My dad used to say that all the time. Yeah,
it's six of one half dozen of another?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Either or what what?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What is the there's a Spanish saying that's like mensa mansa.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Mensa mansa.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, isn't there come on? Come on?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What is the Spanish one of that messa mensa mansa,
monsa mensa.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
But it is it's the same of six of one
half dozen of another. Mensa mansa. Somebody will know it.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Somebody trying to get to ca Sara, Sarah, that's French. Well, no,
it's people think it's Spanish. It's rooted in Italian.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh, whatever will be, will.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Be, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, messa mansa is six of one, half dozen of another.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Come on, how do you say?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I remember mensa in Spanish slang is stupid? Is that
what you're referring to it?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
It is what it is, Where I am, what I eat.
There's the Oh, what's the.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Ending of that? Though? What's the ending of that? It's
vulger as well?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
You say a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, I do, not with the mics on, though not
with the mics on. And I say it both ways
depending on who I'm talking about. Line five, Hi Elliet
the morning.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah what you got? What you got? Hey? Pat and Nickel.
For every time that happened, I'd be a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, that's a that's a good one. That's a good one.
Very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
How about when someone dies they are in a better place.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Are they really?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You know what, I'm going to be in a party
next week. That's a good place. That's a I hate that.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
One, and this is a quickieven A lot of people
came with it.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
God wanted an angel because that's also a bad one.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yes, just saying that is not helpful.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Ever, has anyone heard this one? This is a big
business one, jump in the net will appear?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I never heard that, know?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh really that that's not helpful? Like why you're.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Like while you're trying, like if you're afraid to do something,
maybe it is helpful, but jump in the net will appear.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't like that one.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yes, Chris, guess that you're worthless? Business expression was let
me ask Dustin.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hey, other people have it worse than you do. Not
helpful line.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
See, I don't think that I would say that. That
can kind of like make you stop.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And apprecierspective, perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yes, okay, Iris says, pick your battles.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's that's that's that's helpful.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Also, yeah, yeah, don't fight with me.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He thinks it's lazy parenting.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah no, but that's that that could be helpful. That
could be helpful.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
You can still validate feelings, but you can also make
them see the bigger picture.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
If I can do it, so can you.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
That's not helpful if I can do it. That isn't encouragement.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That's punching down.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, that's saying like like if you were able to
run a five k or something right, and somebody's doubting themselves,
you say I can't do You know what? If I
can do it, you can.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
If I said to you, if you were like you
were trying to do something and I said to you,
if I could do it, you can, you would think
I was.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Just being I was I was pushing me off.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah. Not a lot of people have vulgar expressions. I
can't say any of these.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Get me one close, though, Get me one close. Is
it the end of I am what.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I eat, same ass, different day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh yeah, that's that's not helpful. That's not helpful. It
is what it is.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh how about living the dream? Noh you like that one?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Wait? Who says that? Bob?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
He says it every day. Oh but he loves his job, Bob.
If you don't like it, jump and the net will appear.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
A lot of people now are fixated on your Spanish idiom.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh wait, somebody says, I gotta go to light eight. Hi,
Jollie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Hi is this me?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who's this. This is Marry from Deal, Maryland. Yes, what's
my Spanish thing? Maso manos? Are you Spanish? I am not,
but I.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Took Spanish and public high school and I have.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Eleven hundred and sixty days on due lingo right now.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, we could go to France with you. What is its?
Massa meyonos maso.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Manos and it means more or less? Oh? There you go.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yeah, so did you have a lot in Texas?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
My dad? You say it all the time in Olpasoh,
there you go, masso menos? What did I think? Mensa Monza?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Is Peter Spanish?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
So you asked if Peter Siegal is Spanish?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Are you fing kidding me? Seriously? He's a Jew from Canada?
All right, Very good, Gray, I forgot you said that
the other day. Very good, Thank you, man, thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
I guess he could have been Mexican, No, not clothes
like part part Mexican zero part audios.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Umm.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh you know what, there's one that somebody hasn't said.
And I don't know if it counts though, I don't
know if it counts. Where am I going? Line six?
Hi Elli in the morning, por class, Hey, what's going on? Dude,
all right, something's just gone wrong. You're feeling crappy, and
someone goes, well, you know, when life gives your lemons,
you make lemonade worse. They don't even finish it, they
(21:44):
just go. You know, when life gives your lemon making lemonade.
The woo likes making lemonade. You have a juice lemon
that's worse than whatever just happens. Nothing, Give me the
mix and some sugar.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No one wants lemon every aspect of that is.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
What did I just hey, thank you, sir, thank you?
What did I just use that for? Though you did?
And I can't remember what it was, but it was
fitting in the in the moment.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Was it in the office?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, I think it was. I think I was turning
something bad into good and I just said, but I
didn't say, what life gives you lemons? I think what
I said is I'm making lemonade right now. I've taken
bad and turned it into good. But I can't remember
what it was.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Was it part of your love?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And pm A is all you need?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
But it really is all you need?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Though, thank you. This one's come through quite a bit.
I've never heard it. It's also graphic. That's okay, s
in one hand wishing the other and see which one
fills up first. You've heard that, No, that's a great one.
Multiple people said that in that's a great one. That's
(22:54):
a great one. In what context? Just like stop wishing?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, just like get off your ass and go do something.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Well, you can dream big but also work hard.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Well, that's the opposite of this. That's this is just
not doing anything.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Is this tied to if wishes were fishes?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I have been sent that one a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
If wishes were fishes? But what's the end of it?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Is it death related?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Hey, if my aunt had nuts.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
If wishes were fishes, we all swim in rishes.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh, I've heard that. That's old timey. That is old timy.
Where am I going? Line seven? Hi Ellie in the morning,
just me yes. So when you were a kid, you're crying.
If you don't quick crying, I'm gonna give you something
to cry about.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
That goes back to knuckle sandwich.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Think of because I was all exactly all right, very good,
very good, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Has anybody sent in the Big Star Wars one that
gets used a lot, which one is.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That do or not do? There is no try? Yeah
that No, that's a biggie. Listen, I just read it
on the Hall of Fame. That's a biggie.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Did Kristen think of one?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh you got one? Here we go. Yeah, go ahead, Kristin. Okay,
I don't remember it.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
All I can think of her bullying one. Did you
say bowlling bullying bullying?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What? Okay?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Now it's like I can't remember the first part, but
it's oh, snitches get stitches. Okay, no, Kristin, it's pretty descriptive.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's actually very helpful. Don't be a tattle tale, although
Tyler hates that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But yes, that is.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
But it's also it could be meaning like, don't tell
the truth.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, it's not snitches get stitches. You're telling them lie. Yeah,
so that's fine, but that's okay. You don't tell on someone.
Nobody likes a tattletale. It's the same one. Jesus, all right,
very good, thank you, Kristen.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
It's like wiping your ass with a hula hoop.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I've never heard that's great.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know that one?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, but I love it.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I love it that from Instagram.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
It's hard to pop through all these are so many.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Where are we on? Don't worry, it's all in your head.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
It's in terms of mental health awareness.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I feel like that. Okay, can we not baby everything please?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Like being a hypochondriac, No, Diah, but just as somebody
who's paranoid about everything.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Oh, we'll get fired today. Don't worry. It's all in
your head.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Bill's fan said, when somebody trips that first day with
your new feet, say that you do?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
She says it hands? Yo, Yeah, I do that a lot,
first day with my new hands. The other good one
for the trip, first day with the new feat's awesome. No,
but isn't isn't the one where you would try to
trip someone? Wasn't that always have a nice trip?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Say next fall? Yeah, that was always good. That was
always good.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, first day with the new feet or hands is great?
Hi elliot in the morning, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
If you don't tell any lies, you don't have to
remember anything.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, but that's actually helpful. That's actually encouraging somebody not
to lie. That's like, that's like the other it's easier
to tell the truth, which is again a stupid saying it.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
But it's true, not that it's true, it's helpful.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Did we miss any other Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Calm down? But to me, that's that well, it does
piss people off, but that it's helpful.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Pretty direct?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, no, I mean again, does it upset people?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Of course, you don't have to think about that one.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I mean a
great song, just follow your heart. I'm just reading ones
that these aren't mine. I'm still half past the buggy's ass.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh. This kind of goes back to God never gives
you more than you can handle. It's in God's hands.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Some people did send that.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, that one's pretty good. That one's pretty solid. That's
good though.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I like that. That's a good Hall of Fame list.
I'll tell you which one I'll steal. That's like wiping
your ass.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
With a hula hoop.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I don't even care understand that.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Again, I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It doesn't matter. I'll use it in any context. But
I have to have a meeting today and someone'll go, hey,
can we move it to this conference room? Sure, It's
like wiping your ass with a Hulu houp. Right on,
Elliott were right about that
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