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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Roller Dome is located at forty nine two Williams Bird Road.
They are hosting a special event this weekend. I think
it's this weekend. Let me double check. M eighteen or
eighteen and older, Thank you theme, snacks, a photo booth
(00:20):
and more. Thursday February thirteenth, seven to nine. Oh, that's
coming up quick? Two days speed skating, speed dating, speed skating,
speed dating.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm bad enough at the dating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They are hosting a speed dating open skate event. Grab
your skates and roll into friendships or Love Thursday February thirteenth,
from seven to nine at the roller Dome according to
the Who's hosting this River City roller Derby? According to
the River City roller Derby social posts, the event is
(01:02):
for eighteen and older. Snacks, photo booth and more. Fifteen
dollars for singles and that includes skate rentols.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What's up, Casey?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Is she going down?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Why wouldn't she?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Why wouldn't she?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's unique. I don't think i've ever heard of this before.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can Casey skate?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Did Kristen nod?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
She was like, I don't know, Well, why would anybody know?
If anybody can roller skate?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Maybe they've gone together.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Is that is that a good? Is that a good?
Like meeting somebody date?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It'd be funny if everyone is amateur.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
If these are people who do roller derby.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay, there it's not come data. Roller derby player.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Push me into a wall we found?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Could be funny. I just watched somebody on skates get
pushed over.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, but is that is that? Is that like a
good hookup place? For real?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Love that Jesus that's the name of the event.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh but no, you know what I mean? Like, did
you ever go roller skating back in the day, of course?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Was that a good hookup place?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean you met people who weren't from your school.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But like, would you meet and hook up at the
roller derby not roller derby, at the roller rank?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah? Plenty of people did did you really?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So? Like you would be out going around and around
and around and you would meet some boy and you
two would you skate around together talking? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I think that's how it happened. I mean I never did,
but my friends, that's what.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
So you never hooked up with a guy at a
roller derby? No or a roller rank? Why do I
keep calling it a roller dirty, now did you? You
guys didn't even have roller ranks? You did turn yourself
on real quick? Where's Casey? Does Casey know have a
roller skate?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know who cares?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, she doesn't need to know how.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So you're gonna sit there and just wait till one
skates by and just go hey, no, will you?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You're obviously going going around, You're just maybe not speedy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
The you don't want to hold the wall.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You You've never faint, you know, I feigned an inability
to draw the attention of the.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
So you want to be holding the wall like I'm
going to skate up behind you and go here, let
me help you skate, milady?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Can I just say it? Because I don't know if
it came across Claire, I didn't say fane a disability? Yeah, no,
that's important.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I'd be more likely to do the former.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, if you get better parking the No, no, no,
you've never pretended to not understand something to have somebody
help you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, I mean nothing comes to mind, like, hey, I
can't read this word, teach, and she'd come over.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Why is it your teacher?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know, appear your classmate Danny Chang. Come on, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
My god, somebody that you had a romantic interest in.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Like in mean girls.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I didn't know where Mike was. It scared me. No,
have you You don't.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Know how you flirt.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
That's not how you flirt when you're like, I can't
do math? Are you for me? Yeah, that's not flirting.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like to tutor.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'd never tutored t U, d o R or tutor
the I never.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Had a tutor rhymester and then I never get the
get the the No.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I never had a sure I feel like and I
trust me. I was fainting because, as I've been accused,
if I know everything, but I definitely you would.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Fake not knowing homework so you could talk to somebody.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
About hot guy at the gym. Hey, how do I
how do I work this machine?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
How?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Just hi? My name's Elliott.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, it's easy, that's it. It's more organic that way.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Oh, it's more organic to act stupid, to lie.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You've never asked Jackie to open up the pickle jar
for you?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's just like the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Like no, like if I need help, but I've never
I've never been like, well, no.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That what a horrible We're getting a peek in before play.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I've asked Jackie to help me, like put sheets on
the bed, but not because I was like trying to
get horny.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Because.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, so if I need help, but I don't. I
don't get that. If I were at the gym and
saw like a hot girl, I would just say.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Hi, I'm Elliott. Well what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
My name is Mike.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Why would you turn so? Instead? I don't know how
to put the weights on here?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Well, I obviously didn't say it that way.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She'd be like, oh, here, let me help you, and
by the way, can we exchange numbers?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Text me later? You're hot?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh do you open up? It's an organic conversation that happened.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
No, the last thing that anybody wants to do at
the gym is to sit open their phone and get
their info right away. They want to work out and
if a.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Girl, why how are you? I'll meet you afterwards.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
If a girl comes up to you and it is like, hey,
can you help me with this, of course you're going
to drop what you're doing and help out, or maybe
be like, hey, I'm almost doing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But how's that get me laid.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You're building a conversation.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Opens the door to a conversation, as opposed to hi,
like like rolling up on somebody all aggressive. Hi, I'm Elliott.
That's awesome. I'm getting a phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh hey, while your phone's out here, let me text
you my number. I just know I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I don't get it, and I would never I would
never go up to somebody who was struggling and holding
onto the boards while skating and been like, oh here, milady,
let me take you out into the middle.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's perfect because who doesn't want a man who can skate.
It's maybe not as applicable to a life this skill,
but it shows confidence. If he's whipping around the rink.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, but like I can't roller skate, right, I can't
roller skate. And so if I went to this thing
when so Casey's there, obviously Casey doesn't care whether she could.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Cazio would just go out in her bare feet and
just walk around.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Well that might be a violation of some sort.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, no, But if he's pretending.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To be desperate, if I if I couldn't skate, right,
but I went with all my friends and I put
roller skates on and I was holding the wall. If
a girl came up and was like, oh, how sweet,
let me help you, Let me take you into the middle,
I'd be like, no.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
It doesn't even have to be let me take you
into the middle. It's like maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's next to me and state with me.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Maybe it's a little bit of them sort of guiding
you along that side so you're out of like the
mess of all the people will know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hey, do you want me to go get you a
chair and you could just hold onto the chair and
we'll skate around with it.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's that's so lame.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like I remember at our roller rink here we go.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You want me to tell you real quick where it
was so our fair grounds the roller rink. You could
use it all year round except for when it was
fair time, right, because they used the barn that it
was in for fair time.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Right. Okay, we're getting a new one.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Back they got rid of our grocery store. Oh, they're
turning it into a roller rink.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
In your hometown. You're getting a new roller rink. Your
town's got thirty people in it and you have a
roller rink. Yeah, why the roller cade is closed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yes, it was on the Ashland County Fairgrounds.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I see it right here. That's a shame.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I can't believe they're putting a new one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
In yep, Gerwig's White Barn my first job.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
How far is this from finn Feather Firm?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like fifteen ten fifty minutes?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh wow, opposite side of town obviously obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh I see, yeah right here.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Don't worry. You don't have to stop to get there.
But it is opposite side of town.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, there's a couple stop signs, but everybody go through.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There's one right here at the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter day Saints.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Y'all have Mormons.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Is Casey here.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I haven't seen her. A lot of people are not here,
maybe because of the.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The national programming team in I hope. So how would
anything stay on the air? Will you see if Casey
is here?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Whitlow RVA just went right by the roller dome.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh really, Oh there you go, and that's where everybody
going to get laid on Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
By the way, So I got the snow coming down?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh yeah, it is coming, but no, I would never
do that. I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just think the easiest way to meet somebody is
just to say hi to them.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
But forget our tactics and our strategies going into Thursday night.
You think this is a fun event.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I do. Oh, I think it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it's different because it's different if it's set up
to be that just in general, like at a skating rink.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I wouldn't do that in general.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But if this was set up as like a like
a like a speed dating event, then yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't see the actual really specific details though, like what,
well speed dating can mean a lot of things. Is
it a play on the idea of speed dating because
you're on skates?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, I don't think it's like you can only talk to.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Them for like two minutes, So that's not a factor
at all.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, not at all. Oh, hi, Casey, come on in.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Can you do you? Not a roller skate?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Not?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The like well enough that maybe a good looking man
would come by and push you from behind.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I feel like if I was bad, he'd probably do
that more.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, no, exactly exactly. No, there's a there's a singles
skating event. No, there is what. No, it's it's it's
speed dating on skates. Yeah, why because it's lonely?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, something different, I'm not because nothing else is working.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You have to sound like how desperate have we gotten here?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
We all liked the idea.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was something different.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
From us with our stupid spouses.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yeah, like what do you guys know the no?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, but that's not that's something different.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's something fun's let's say a range on that eighteen
and older.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Okay, so what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Are you against stating senior high school?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I want that to be known.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It seems like a senior a citizen.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I write something in the middle, right, you know,
And it's it's Thursday. It's Thursday night from seven to
nine Thursday. Yeah, but right before Halloween, not Halloween. Thank you.
You've struggled so much today with the holidays.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, because everything. Everything's a mess. To me today, everything's
a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
So I'm busy that night on Thursday.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Yea, with what I don't know yet, but I know
I'm busy.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I'm going to be busy.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's and it's in Richmond.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So she's choosing to pretend to have plans, nothing going on.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
You don't know that I do.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Did you reach out to that guy who wanted you
to date his son?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
The guy I reached out to his son?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, that's what I mean. Did you reach out to
the sun?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
What he say?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I'm not going to air out my text messages on
here now.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh so there's but there's a dialogue going on.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh but that's a good call because Bride did that
with the doctor and the doctor left the practice.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Wait, so so you're talking to him or you have
talked to him?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I have you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Have you seen him?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
I'm like, I got like going on. I'm busy, casey.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Last last Tuesday in the office, I.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Convinced you to get on a religious dating website. What
has changed in seven days where you're like, I am
so gd busy.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I also did sign up for Farmers only for fun,
and that website looks like you're gonna get a virus
going on it. It's scary a.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Computer virus and they are farmer virus acquired.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I get so many emails from them too, Right, it's
kind of bad.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But has something happened since last Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Literally a week ago? Today? I convinced you to join
Christian Mingle.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I thought that'd be funny, so I did it.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Right, But now you're so busy.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well, I wasn't going a date zone on Christian Mingle.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why get in there and just.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Just like a bunch of divorced people with kids on there?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
It is?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Wait, so if we have we found somebody?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
No, no, okay, I'm just chilling going on, Elliott.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Dude, what do you have going on?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
I'm busy woman. It's really draining to work here, so
I go home and relax.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Right now, I understand that. I understand that. All right.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So what so we're not going to wheel Love I
don't think so. They're doing tarot card readings.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Oh you love that?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
What since when choose?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Days ago meeting?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I wanted to know what the cards will have in
store for you?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Didn't you say you get horny for tarot cards?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, that's on my dating profile. That's why it's going
so well for me.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
All right, So we're not going. We're not going. You're
not going.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Now, I'm going to Bars on Valentine's say, though, so.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
With whom my roommate the Oh it seems fun all right,
all right, very good? I have plans no, but I
love not really not really.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Going out as a plan.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Are you are you good? Are you gonna have some
update for me in our meeting today?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Uh no, no, not really. I was trying to like
get something like funny but with the sun what happened
with singing happened?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
But you've chatted.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
We can talk in our meeting if you would like.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, but I do have one question. I do have
one question, but I have to turn the mics off
for it. Uh oh no, that's okay. Oh god, god,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
You never know.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, all right, very good, thank you, Casey, all right,
good to see you by.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Diane. Don't act young. It makes me uncomfortable. And Kristen
talks that way.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's a joke between Casey and I.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh okay, like when they go out, when they go
out trolling together, that's when that's when they go where they.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Get drunk and jump on touch tunes. Hi Elliott the morning,
Hey this Yeah, Hi real quick? What can I do
for you?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
My name is Zach. I've been to that roller dome
like a million times over five minutes down the street.
Uh not really, it kind of sucks. It's a gem
of eastern Henrico.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And it's awful, okay, all right, well, very good, thank you,
thank you, sir,
Roller Dome is located at forty nine two Williams Bird Road.
They are hosting a special event this weekend. I think
it's this weekend. Let me double check. M eighteen or
eighteen and older, Thank you theme, snacks, a photo booth
(00:20):
and more. Thursday February thirteenth, seven to nine. Oh, that's
coming up quick? Two days speed skating, speed dating, speed skating,
speed dating.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm bad enough at the dating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They are hosting a speed dating open skate event. Grab
your skates and roll into friendships or Love Thursday February thirteenth,
from seven to nine at the roller Dome according to
the Who's hosting this River City roller Derby? According to
the River City roller Derby social posts, the event is
(01:02):
for eighteen and older. Snacks, photo booth and more. Fifteen
dollars for singles and that includes skate rentols.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What's up, Casey?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Is she going down?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Why wouldn't she?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Why wouldn't she?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's unique. I don't think i've ever heard of this before.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can Casey skate?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Did Kristen nod?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
She was like, I don't know, Well, why would anybody know?
If anybody can roller skate?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Maybe they've gone together.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Is that is that a good? Is that a good?
Like meeting somebody date?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It'd be funny if everyone is amateur.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
If these are people who do roller derby.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Okay, there it's not come data. Roller derby player.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Push me into a wall we found?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Could be funny. I just watched somebody on skates get
pushed over.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, but is that is that? Is that like a
good hookup place? For real?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Love that Jesus that's the name of the event.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh but no, you know what I mean? Like, did
you ever go roller skating back in the day, of course?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Was that a good hookup place?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean you met people who weren't from your school.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But like, would you meet and hook up at the
roller derby not roller derby, at the roller rank?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah? Plenty of people did did you really?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So? Like you would be out going around and around
and around and you would meet some boy and you
two would you skate around together talking? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I think that's how it happened. I mean I never did,
but my friends, that's what.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
So you never hooked up with a guy at a
roller derby? No or a roller rank? Why do I
keep calling it a roller dirty, now did you? You
guys didn't even have roller ranks? You did turn yourself
on real quick? Where's Casey? Does Casey know have a
roller skate?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know who cares?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, she doesn't need to know how.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So you're gonna sit there and just wait till one
skates by and just go hey, no, will you?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You're obviously going going around, You're just maybe not speedy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
The you don't want to hold the wall.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You You've never faint, you know, I feigned an inability
to draw the attention of the.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
So you want to be holding the wall like I'm
going to skate up behind you and go here, let
me help you skate, milady?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Can I just say it? Because I don't know if
it came across Claire, I didn't say fane a disability? Yeah, no,
that's important.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I'd be more likely to do the former.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, if you get better parking the No, no, no,
you've never pretended to not understand something to have somebody
help you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, I mean nothing comes to mind, like, hey, I
can't read this word, teach, and she'd come over.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Why is it your teacher?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know, appear your classmate Danny Chang. Come on, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
My god, somebody that you had a romantic interest in.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Like in mean girls.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I didn't know where Mike was. It scared me. No,
have you You don't.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Know how you flirt.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
That's not how you flirt when you're like, I can't
do math? Are you for me? Yeah, that's not flirting.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like to tutor.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'd never tutored t U, d o R or tutor
the I never.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Had a tutor rhymester and then I never get the
get the the No.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I never had a sure I feel like and I
trust me. I was fainting because, as I've been accused,
if I know everything, but I definitely you would.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Fake not knowing homework so you could talk to somebody.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
About hot guy at the gym. Hey, how do I
how do I work this machine?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
How?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Just hi? My name's Elliott.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
No, it's easy, that's it. It's more organic that way.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Oh, it's more organic to act stupid, to lie.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You've never asked Jackie to open up the pickle jar
for you?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's just like the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Like no, like if I need help, but I've never
I've never been like, well, no.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That what a horrible We're getting a peek in before play.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I've asked Jackie to help me, like put sheets on
the bed, but not because I was like trying to
get horny.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Because.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, so if I need help, but I don't. I
don't get that. If I were at the gym and
saw like a hot girl, I would just say.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Hi, I'm Elliott. Well what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
My name is Mike.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Why would you turn so? Instead? I don't know how
to put the weights on here?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Well, I obviously didn't say it that way.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She'd be like, oh, here, let me help you, and
by the way, can we exchange numbers?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Text me later? You're hot?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh do you open up? It's an organic conversation that happened.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
No, the last thing that anybody wants to do at
the gym is to sit open their phone and get
their info right away. They want to work out and
if a.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Girl, why how are you? I'll meet you afterwards.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
If a girl comes up to you and it is like, hey,
can you help me with this, of course you're going
to drop what you're doing and help out, or maybe
be like, hey, I'm almost doing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But how's that get me laid.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You're building a conversation.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Opens the door to a conversation, as opposed to hi,
like like rolling up on somebody all aggressive. Hi, I'm Elliott.
That's awesome. I'm getting a phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh hey, while your phone's out here, let me text
you my number. I just know I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I don't get it, and I would never I would
never go up to somebody who was struggling and holding
onto the boards while skating and been like, oh here, milady,
let me take you out into the middle.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's perfect because who doesn't want a man who can skate.
It's maybe not as applicable to a life this skill,
but it shows confidence. If he's whipping around the rink.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, but like I can't roller skate, right, I can't
roller skate. And so if I went to this thing
when so Casey's there, obviously Casey doesn't care whether she could.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Cazio would just go out in her bare feet and
just walk around.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Well that might be a violation of some sort.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, no, But if he's pretending.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To be desperate, if I if I couldn't skate, right,
but I went with all my friends and I put
roller skates on and I was holding the wall. If
a girl came up and was like, oh, how sweet,
let me help you, Let me take you into the middle,
I'd be like, no.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
It doesn't even have to be let me take you
into the middle. It's like maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's next to me and state with me.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Maybe it's a little bit of them sort of guiding
you along that side so you're out of like the
mess of all the people will know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hey, do you want me to go get you a
chair and you could just hold onto the chair and
we'll skate around with it.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's that's so lame.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like I remember at our roller rink here we go.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You want me to tell you real quick where it
was so our fair grounds the roller rink. You could
use it all year round except for when it was
fair time, right, because they used the barn that it
was in for fair time.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Right. Okay, we're getting a new one.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Back they got rid of our grocery store. Oh, they're
turning it into a roller rink.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
In your hometown. You're getting a new roller rink. Your
town's got thirty people in it and you have a
roller rink. Yeah, why the roller cade is closed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yes, it was on the Ashland County Fairgrounds.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I see it right here. That's a shame.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I can't believe they're putting a new one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
In yep, Gerwig's White Barn my first job.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
How far is this from finn Feather Firm?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like fifteen ten fifty minutes?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh wow, opposite side of town obviously obviously.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh I see, yeah right here.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Don't worry. You don't have to stop to get there.
But it is opposite side of town.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, there's a couple stop signs, but everybody go through.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There's one right here at the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter day Saints.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Y'all have Mormons.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Is Casey here.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I haven't seen her. A lot of people are not here,
maybe because of the.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The national programming team in I hope. So how would
anything stay on the air? Will you see if Casey
is here?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Whitlow RVA just went right by the roller dome.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh really, Oh there you go, and that's where everybody
going to get laid on Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
By the way, So I got the snow coming down?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh yeah, it is coming, but no, I would never
do that. I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I just think the easiest way to meet somebody is
just to say hi to them.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
But forget our tactics and our strategies going into Thursday night.
You think this is a fun event.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I do. Oh, I think it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it's different because it's different if it's set up
to be that just in general, like at a skating rink.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I wouldn't do that in general.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But if this was set up as like a like
a like a speed dating event, then yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't see the actual really specific details though, like what,
well speed dating can mean a lot of things. Is
it a play on the idea of speed dating because
you're on skates?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, I don't think it's like you can only talk to.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Them for like two minutes, So that's not a factor
at all.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, not at all. Oh, hi, Casey, come on in.
How are you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Can you do you? Not a roller skate?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Not?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The like well enough that maybe a good looking man
would come by and push you from behind.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I feel like if I was bad, he'd probably do
that more.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, no, exactly exactly. No, there's a there's a singles
skating event. No, there is what. No, it's it's it's
speed dating on skates. Yeah, why because it's lonely?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, something different, I'm not because nothing else is working.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
You have to sound like how desperate have we gotten here?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
We all liked the idea.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was something different.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
From us with our stupid spouses.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yeah, like what do you guys know the no?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, but that's not that's something different.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's something fun's let's say a range on that eighteen
and older.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Okay, so what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Are you against stating senior high school?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I want that to be known.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It seems like a senior a citizen.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No, I write something in the middle, right, you know,
And it's it's Thursday. It's Thursday night from seven to
nine Thursday. Yeah, but right before Halloween, not Halloween. Thank you.
You've struggled so much today with the holidays.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, because everything. Everything's a mess. To me today, everything's
a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
So I'm busy that night on Thursday.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Yea, with what I don't know yet, but I know
I'm busy.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I'm going to be busy.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's and it's in Richmond.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So she's choosing to pretend to have plans, nothing going on.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
You don't know that I do.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Did you reach out to that guy who wanted you
to date his son?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
The guy I reached out to his son?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
No, that's what I mean. Did you reach out to
the sun?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
What he say?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I'm not going to air out my text messages on
here now.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh so there's but there's a dialogue going on.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh but that's a good call because Bride did that
with the doctor and the doctor left the practice.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Wait, so so you're talking to him or you have
talked to him?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I have you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Have you seen him?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
I'm like, I got like going on. I'm busy, casey.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Last last Tuesday in the office, I.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Convinced you to get on a religious dating website. What
has changed in seven days where you're like, I am
so gd busy.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I also did sign up for Farmers only for fun,
and that website looks like you're gonna get a virus
going on it. It's scary a.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Computer virus and they are farmer virus acquired.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I get so many emails from them too, Right, it's
kind of bad.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But has something happened since last Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Literally a week ago? Today? I convinced you to join
Christian Mingle.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I thought that'd be funny, so I did it.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Right, But now you're so busy.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well, I wasn't going a date zone on Christian Mingle.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why get in there and just.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Just like a bunch of divorced people with kids on there?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
It is?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Wait, so if we have we found somebody?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
No, no, okay, I'm just chilling going on, Elliott.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Dude, what do you have going on?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
I'm busy woman. It's really draining to work here, so
I go home and relax.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Right now, I understand that. I understand that. All right.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So what so we're not going to wheel Love I
don't think so. They're doing tarot card readings.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Oh you love that?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
What since when choose?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Days ago meeting?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I wanted to know what the cards will have in
store for you?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Didn't you say you get horny for tarot cards?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, that's on my dating profile. That's why it's going
so well for me.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
All right, So we're not going. We're not going. You're
not going.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Now, I'm going to Bars on Valentine's say, though, so.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
With whom my roommate the Oh it seems fun all right,
all right, very good? I have plans no, but I
love not really not really.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Going out as a plan.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Are you are you good? Are you gonna have some
update for me in our meeting today?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Uh no, no, not really. I was trying to like
get something like funny but with the sun what happened
with singing happened?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
But you've chatted.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
We can talk in our meeting if you would like.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, but I do have one question. I do have
one question, but I have to turn the mics off
for it. Uh oh no, that's okay. Oh god, god,
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
You never know.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, all right, very good, thank you, Casey, all right,
good to see you by.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Diane. Don't act young. It makes me uncomfortable. And Kristen
talks that way.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's a joke between Casey and I.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh okay, like when they go out, when they go
out trolling together, that's when that's when they go where they.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Get drunk and jump on touch tunes. Hi Elliott the morning,
Hey this Yeah, Hi real quick? What can I do
for you?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
My name is Zach. I've been to that roller dome
like a million times over five minutes down the street.
Uh not really, it kind of sucks. It's a gem
of eastern Henrico.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And it's awful, okay, all right, well, very good, thank you,
thank you, sir,
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