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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here are people in Virginia Beach pissed today, Like if
you wake up in Virginia Beach or you pissed about
the new Town ordinance. Although that doesn't sound like they
can do anything about it. It sounds like it's just there.
It's like a voluntary thing, so a symbolic it feels
like it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Like I don't know, I don't know how they do it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hold on, I gotta find here we go. The Virginia
Beach City Council unanimously voted in favor of a resolution
requesting that some businesses remove vulgar t shirts from their storefront.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I like it, No way, no, what's vulgar?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That a lot?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
He has the most recent boardwalk experience?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That is true? That is true. Did you get did
you try to get? The well? The two biggies that
I like right now in the shorts area.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I like the one that looks like it says chick
fill across the ass, but it says thick file at.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I like that one.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Also, did you see the one it ain't gonna spank itself?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I like that one. Hello, titty seem.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Thicker than a Snickers. And I've seen all you can eat.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, that one's good. Sometimes that's also on the front.
But yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That is good. What was the one man?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You went right to shorts? I was thinking of T shirt?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The T shirts are great, The T shirts are awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oyster than an oyster?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
This is all vulgar, Elliott is it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How was it? By by whose definition?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like the ones that are still living on the boardwalks
for you, there's a lot of the I heart like
hot and MILFs or.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh hot dills, hot milks, I heart porn, I heart titties.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, some of them are great.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like those are classics. Right, but even even though it's
just as I hot, but they come in all sizes.
They tend to stock a lot of larger size it.
But like I love hot moms. Yeah, by itself, it's
not vulgar, but I think it's gotta be in this category.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why what if it said I heard ugly.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Moms put it in the category, put it in the bucket?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What if it was moister then an oyster?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wait, what's the ruling? So they can't it's not that
they can't sell it, they just can't display it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's not even that it's voluntary voluntary.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you okay with shut up liver, You're fine.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
See that's fine. That's drink. That's just about drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, But then what about something I am a drinking problem.
I drink, I fall down, like that's always a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What about something like I saw at Seaside Heights this summer.
I'm not perverted, just Italian, clearly like that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
One that's not vulgar, Like that's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So if it's funny, it's not vulgar.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We haven't said it not funny one yet, thick fil a.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Come on, I also feel like you you see, I'm
not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars or the
other one that you see every year is sounds gay.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like some of the stories, and you can tell by
the fading on the shirts. They don't change those out
of it right window, you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what, maybe that's just because they're not going
to sell you the one out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You go in and you get the size you want.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But no, some of them are and and all of
so they went and they talked to so this thing
passes ridiculously. And then they went and they talked to
the shop owners, and the shop owners were like, nobody's ever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Complained, Oh to their faces. Yeah, yeah, nobody's ever complained.
But they do see the parents like shield their kids' eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, you just walk by. You just don't highlight it.
You don't highlight it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The children, at least minded when they were younger, just
read it like it's their favorite book, a page turner
as they're scanning all of the merchandise. And then worse,
there's people who do buy it and are walking on
the boardwalk wearing it.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well we had the beach house in Manusquan.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Now Manusquan didn't have one of these, as Virginia Peach
would call it vulgar T shirt chops. They may now,
but yeah, we used to get them all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
A lot of pot ones.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, a lot of pot ones, A lot of
like F and E F F F. A lot of
those are good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, there's there's not much censoring.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The but what like, what do you call it vulgar?
The yeah, but is it?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, they said, you know who's keeping an eye on
it or where they're going to keep an eye on
it now, and they already started asking them Ocean City.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh, if Virginia Beach doesn't all that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now here it comes, but if it but it's just voluntary,
So they asked the They asked the city council or
the town council like, hey, like what if nobody moves it?
And they go, well, I maybe we'll have to ask
them to move it. I don't know, Like that's that's
what doesn't make any sense to me. Do smaller Oh,
go ahead, Diana.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I saved my balls for this.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, yes, put it in the basket or put in
the cart.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Add the cart.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's great, that's great. I'd wear that to six Flags
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Do smaller beach towns or beach desstinations actually have rules
like this too?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Virginia Beach is a is a big, big.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Because some good ones and myrtle, but that's.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Big, Like I don't remember, like, would would we find out? Oh,
you know Bethany has this? No way, Bethany's is so tiny.
There's like two shops of sell t shirts.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, and you know what, I bet one of them
right in front says I shaved my balls for this.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh my god, it's it's it's open to interpretation.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But clam jam at the car.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you guys like this, listen, It's not for everybody,
but neither is Neither is Neither is Louis Vauton.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you probably get some knockoff high end Oh absolutely
designer stuff on the boardwalk as well.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I have never purchased one of his shirts, even in
my younger high school days going to the.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I can't say that. I mean, I didn't do I
didn't do the shave balls one. Now the I wish
I could remember.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm sure I have, Like does my Gladiator beaver one?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, that would be up there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That was a gift. Yeah, and I still wear that.
I still wear. I may wear that on Friday. I
haven't picked out my outfit yet.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You've seen them in places where there's not even a
nearby boardwalk. I feel like you've gotten into them in
like New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh, Canal Street, Yeah of course, Yeah absolutely. I want
to say Canal Street is where I saw Hello Titty? Right,
where am I going?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Line one?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But why? But I guess my question, why why why
pass the rule if you can't do anything about it?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They're hoping that it's pure pressure.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was just gonna say.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But if nobody's complaining, I haven't done anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And even if somebody's complaining.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
What do you got tell you caution choking hazard with
the arrow?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's great, No, that's great.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I get upset when I can tell, like the messy
jersey's fake. I'm like, that's not real, Like so this
stuff really bothered.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But what about like, like, is it vulgar just to
have the T shirt that's like the hot bikini body,
even though even though you could be a bigan, but
it's got the hot bikini body, Like that's not bad,
even though you could see like heaving cleavage.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So you're you're not totally against the decision. You just think, yes,
enforcement is nonexistent. You think it's too hard to decide
which one's vulgar and which one's not.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Exactly exactly all right, I mean listen, I don't I
don't even know what the choking hazard one means.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't get it. It's not vulgar to make I
couldn't see the arrow, like maybe it was pointing down
like somebody had dropped a chicken bone or something. No,
where am I gun flame one Hi Elliott in.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
The morning, Hey Elliott this.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I have a shirt made up and it says I
eat it for my pleasure.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
And I have one that says.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If I let you score, will.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You go home?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, very thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I like that. It was as a W T k R. Yeah.
For their story they did on this.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Did they probably went with the most lame one.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, but they have a child pointing to Oh, come
on a T shirt number fifty that says I don't
need sex. The government f's me every day. There we go,
and the kid is like it might be touching the
fabric of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Bad word. That's a good shirt though.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh wait, does Mike Jones own this one? I bet
he does. So it's another arrow pointing shirt. Human breathalyzer.
Blow here, Dian.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
She's the problem. Diane's the problem.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
You can save up to on birth control when you
switch to an that's a that's a lot of characters.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
There we go. I'm gonna have to big body along
the same lines. Anal Bee Tuga war Champion's got that one? Oh,
this one, I saw a bunch you see it every year.
But ones that make funny your your children and they
(10:53):
have them for this one is dad, but they do
have them for mom, proud dad of a couple dumb
ass kids. Here's the Cubic Life Survivor. Which boardwalk are
you looking at? Is that Virginia Beach?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm just I'm just looking on like Etsy line. There's
quite a few shops line too.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Hi, Elliott the Morning, Good morning dog.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
How are you? Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
I was a little stoned when I saw these t
shirts at the beach a few weeks ago. The one
said don't be a Salty Bitch and it had a
picture of the ladies from the salt container holding the umbrella.
In the one below, witch, did I make weed disappear?
What's your super cow?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
See that's not bulgar, that's not vulgar. Yeah, that one's good.
Thank you. By the way, what is what is that
salt company?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's good. Don't be a salty bitch is good.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You can order it as a garden flag.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
He's the boat themed ones. Please touch my dinghy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
This is Diane's wheelhouse again? Are these vulgar? Hi? Elliott
the Morning?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hey, Yes, what do you got So?
Speaker 9 (12:22):
I'm listening to this, and I have to tell you
I have a different take on the vulgar T shirts.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
We go to the beach every year with my extended family.
It's like the youngest grandchild to the oldest friend.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Karen's on the phone, can you I'm not, Karen?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What? Go ahead?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
And and so my niece decided to like make it
a little spicy this year. We should pick a number
and that everyone had a number, and then buy a
vulgar T shirt.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
For that person.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yes, and yes, And it was.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Freaking hilarious when eighty nine year old father in law
had the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm with these bees.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And we had fun with it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And did you say, did you say you got him?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You got him in Rehoboth right, yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm
telling you Bethany, Bethany's God. I was in memorial to
Bethany has them beth And if they don't, guess who's
opening a shop?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
And in Rehoboth you can make your own. We had
a couple who made some really spicy ones.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
For you know, that were very I wouldn't even know
what to make, Like, am I clever enough to come
up with? Sobriety test blow? Here.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't know that I am thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So this is from Instagram. I won't say the name.
The caption just says, so very proud as a mama.
And you have two children, one wearing the I shaved
t shirts.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I shaved my balls for them.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And by the way, this is just from the other
day in Ocean City, and the other one is I'm
not gave but twenty dollars twenty.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Dollars again, nobody's walked into one of these shops and
said can you remove that? And all the shop owners
were like, if we got complaints, we'd move it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We want people to come in and shop.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Where are we on?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bad move Virginia Beach?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Bad move on pig Venus.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Why what did Okay, that's a classic shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, yeah, we're talking about shirts.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, there's nothing vulgar about that.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
And you're good, Hugh, Yeah, he sent me for you
to just.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Doesn't even know what that means? What is that one?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Aaron M. Barlow wearing I can't read it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
For me, says back in the day, I was the
s Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's that's just that's not even a good shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And she says that was actually from Bourbon Street.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The oh, hello, Titty, that's not even a good one.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
All right, Hi Elliott in the morning. I wouldn't even
sell that shirt. Hello, hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hold on, I'm just writing that I would sell anal
be Tuga war champ.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yes, I'm sorry. Who is this? My name's Devlin. Yes,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
There is a barbecue place in Hampton and Newport News
where their employees wear shirts that say pork rub on
the back.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But it's the pornhub logo.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's funny. That's good, all right, very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yes, Diane, to do list your mom.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
That is part of a boardwalk is the shirts.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
If you walked to Boardwalk and you didn't see a
T shirt shop like that, wouldn't you think like this boardwalk?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I like the shirts to talk about where you are.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, those are all the way in the back, on
the inside.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Once you get in there, they have the sweatshirts and
the shirts up front. There's just produce more of those.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They sell that any milk.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
God knows, my daughter buyza, not these or this one
that I'm about to read. Yes, all right, so this,
uh you can say this, I got my Glitterius Piers
that Claire's.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's a good one. Find four Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Hey Elliott's General Brandon.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh, yes, yes, how many of these shirts that we've
mentioned do you already own?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Not as many as I would like to have? Yes, yes,
a little bit of a twist on it. In Santa
Monica there was underwear and there was a pair of
boy shorts that said, the bigger the fupa, the tastier
the chilupa. I love you have a good one.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
That's the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
That's so much better than smells like sluttin here Diane?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So are you are you going to pick one up before?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
See Nobody's like way to go Virginia Beach clamp Down.
I'm sorry, wait, hold on, Tyler, you had a question.
Are you gonna what?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Are you going to try to pick one of these
up before before Friday?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Like, I love the idea and listen, I encourage everybody
to wear them, but I like the people that I've
put all this together with.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I can't walk into the manager whoa.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Really the park president and walk in with one that's
atal be tug awar winner.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It's funny and not in a humorous way. To do
list your mom from Facebook. I purchased a tank when
I was seventeen ward all around the boardwalk. It read
sex instructor first lesson free. That's a good junior in
high school.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'm sorry? Are you there lying too? Hello?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
This is Jen?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Well?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
First off, I'm dying laughing because if Diane short it
sounds like sloat near hilarious. That is hilarious. First I
almost felt like I was gonna vomit when a guy
just called it about the teloopo and then laugh dying laughing.
All right, So my dad had a shirt, you know,
he has a Harley go down a bike weeks and
go to the beaches and stuff. And the shirt said,
(19:00):
if you can read this, the bitch fell off.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh yeah, that's always that's a fun one. That's a
big in the biker world.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Oh that's a really fun one and is a fun one.
I thought that was funny. These are hilarious shirts.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Of course, thank you man begging for pegging.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's up, Toby.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See, but like that one out of context.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You wouldn't even know what it means, Elliot, that one
I would wear the six flags, that one I would
wear line for can you six flags?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
By the way, I do want to look this up.
There may be a dress.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, well, I don't think you have to wear a suit.
It's not business as that.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Kind of code for the appropriateness of your.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, yes, you should always wit dress appropriately.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'm gonna look this up, just so no one shows
up and then is disappointed that they have to turn
their shirt inside out.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Four I would be, honestly and listen, I don't know.
I would be more concerned about wearing something with like
a great big pot leaf on it than like I
shaved my balls for this.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yes, so you can't do anything that depicts violence, nudity, vulgarity,
discriminatory language or graphics that are prohibited. Is there a
hyperling may not be turned inside out as a solution,
take my shirt, Carlos.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If I can't wear your dad is my cardio?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Hi Elliott in the morning, What do you got Jesus Christ? Okay,
oh Tyler, please
Here are people in Virginia Beach pissed today, Like if
you wake up in Virginia Beach or you pissed about
the new Town ordinance. Although that doesn't sound like they
can do anything about it. It sounds like it's just there.
It's like a voluntary thing, so a symbolic it feels
like it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Like I don't know, I don't know how they do it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hold on, I gotta find here we go. The Virginia
Beach City Council unanimously voted in favor of a resolution
requesting that some businesses remove vulgar t shirts from their storefront.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I like it, No way, no, what's vulgar?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That a lot?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
He has the most recent boardwalk experience?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That is true? That is true. Did you get did
you try to get? The well? The two biggies that
I like right now in the shorts area.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I like the one that looks like it says chick
fill across the ass, but it says thick file at.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I like that one.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Also, did you see the one it ain't gonna spank itself?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I like that one. Hello, titty seem.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Thicker than a Snickers. And I've seen all you can eat.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, that one's good. Sometimes that's also on the front.
But yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That is good. What was the one man?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You went right to shorts? I was thinking of T shirt?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The T shirts are great, The T shirts are awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oyster than an oyster?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
This is all vulgar, Elliott is it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How was it? By by whose definition?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like the ones that are still living on the boardwalks
for you, there's a lot of the I heart like
hot and MILFs or.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh hot dills, hot milks, I heart porn, I heart titties.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, some of them are great.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like those are classics. Right, but even even though it's
just as I hot, but they come in all sizes.
They tend to stock a lot of larger size it.
But like I love hot moms. Yeah, by itself, it's
not vulgar, but I think it's gotta be in this category.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why what if it said I heard ugly.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Moms put it in the category, put it in the bucket?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What if it was moister then an oyster?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wait, what's the ruling? So they can't it's not that
they can't sell it, they just can't display it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's not even that it's voluntary voluntary.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you okay with shut up liver, You're fine.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
See that's fine. That's drink. That's just about drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, But then what about something I am a drinking problem.
I drink, I fall down, like that's always a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What about something like I saw at Seaside Heights this summer.
I'm not perverted, just Italian, clearly like that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
One that's not vulgar, Like that's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So if it's funny, it's not vulgar.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We haven't said it not funny one yet, thick fil a.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Come on, I also feel like you you see, I'm
not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars or the
other one that you see every year is sounds gay.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like some of the stories, and you can tell by
the fading on the shirts. They don't change those out
of it right window, you know what?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what, maybe that's just because they're not going
to sell you the one out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You go in and you get the size you want.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But no, some of them are and and all of
so they went and they talked to so this thing
passes ridiculously. And then they went and they talked to
the shop owners, and the shop owners were like, nobody's ever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Complained, Oh to their faces. Yeah, yeah, nobody's ever complained.
But they do see the parents like shield their kids' eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, you just walk by. You just don't highlight it.
You don't highlight it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The children, at least minded when they were younger, just
read it like it's their favorite book, a page turner
as they're scanning all of the merchandise. And then worse,
there's people who do buy it and are walking on
the boardwalk wearing it.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, well we had the beach house in Manusquan.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Now Manusquan didn't have one of these, as Virginia Peach
would call it vulgar T shirt chops. They may now,
but yeah, we used to get them all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
A lot of pot ones.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, a lot of pot ones, A lot of
like F and E F F F. A lot of
those are good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, there's there's not much censoring.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The but what like, what do you call it vulgar?
The yeah, but is it?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, they said, you know who's keeping an eye on
it or where they're going to keep an eye on
it now, and they already started asking them Ocean City.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh, if Virginia Beach doesn't all that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now here it comes, but if it but it's just voluntary,
So they asked the They asked the city council or
the town council like, hey, like what if nobody moves it?
And they go, well, I maybe we'll have to ask
them to move it. I don't know, Like that's that's
what doesn't make any sense to me. Do smaller Oh,
go ahead, Diana.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I saved my balls for this.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, yes, put it in the basket or put in
the cart.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Add the cart.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's great, that's great. I'd wear that to six Flags
on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Do smaller beach towns or beach desstinations actually have rules
like this too?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Virginia Beach is a is a big, big.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Because some good ones and myrtle, but that's.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Big, Like I don't remember, like, would would we find out? Oh,
you know Bethany has this? No way, Bethany's is so tiny.
There's like two shops of sell t shirts.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, and you know what, I bet one of them
right in front says I shaved my balls for this.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh my god, it's it's it's open to interpretation.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
But clam jam at the car.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you guys like this, listen, It's not for everybody,
but neither is Neither is Neither is Louis Vauton.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you probably get some knockoff high end Oh absolutely
designer stuff on the boardwalk as well.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I have never purchased one of his shirts, even in
my younger high school days going to the.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I can't say that. I mean, I didn't do I
didn't do the shave balls one. Now the I wish
I could remember.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm sure I have, Like does my Gladiator beaver one?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, that would be up there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That was a gift. Yeah, and I still wear that.
I still wear. I may wear that on Friday. I
haven't picked out my outfit yet.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You've seen them in places where there's not even a
nearby boardwalk. I feel like you've gotten into them in
like New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh, Canal Street, Yeah of course, Yeah absolutely. I want
to say Canal Street is where I saw Hello Titty? Right,
where am I going?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Line one?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But why? But I guess my question, why why why
pass the rule if you can't do anything about it?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They're hoping that it's pure pressure.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was just gonna say.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But if nobody's complaining, I haven't done anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And even if somebody's complaining.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
What do you got tell you caution choking hazard with
the arrow?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's great, No, that's great.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I get upset when I can tell, like the messy
jersey's fake. I'm like, that's not real, Like so this
stuff really bothered.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But what about like, like, is it vulgar just to
have the T shirt that's like the hot bikini body,
even though even though you could be a bigan, but
it's got the hot bikini body, Like that's not bad,
even though you could see like heaving cleavage.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So you're you're not totally against the decision. You just think, yes,
enforcement is nonexistent. You think it's too hard to decide
which one's vulgar and which one's not.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Exactly exactly all right, I mean listen, I don't I
don't even know what the choking hazard one means.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't get it. It's not vulgar to make I
couldn't see the arrow, like maybe it was pointing down
like somebody had dropped a chicken bone or something. No,
where am I gun flame one Hi Elliott in.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
The morning, Hey Elliott this.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I have a shirt made up and it says I
eat it for my pleasure.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
And I have one that says.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If I let you score, will.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You go home?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, very thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I like that. It was as a W T k R. Yeah.
For their story they did on this.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Did they probably went with the most lame one.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, but they have a child pointing to Oh, come
on a T shirt number fifty that says I don't
need sex. The government f's me every day. There we go,
and the kid is like it might be touching the
fabric of the shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Bad word. That's a good shirt though.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh wait, does Mike Jones own this one? I bet
he does. So it's another arrow pointing shirt. Human breathalyzer.
Blow here, Dian.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
She's the problem. Diane's the problem.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
You can save up to on birth control when you
switch to an that's a that's a lot of characters.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
There we go. I'm gonna have to big body along
the same lines. Anal Bee Tuga war Champion's got that one? Oh,
this one, I saw a bunch you see it every year.
But ones that make funny your your children and they
(10:53):
have them for this one is dad, but they do
have them for mom, proud dad of a couple dumb
ass kids. Here's the Cubic Life Survivor. Which boardwalk are
you looking at? Is that Virginia Beach?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm just I'm just looking on like Etsy line. There's
quite a few shops line too.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Hi, Elliott the Morning, Good morning dog.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
How are you? Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (11:23):
I was a little stoned when I saw these t
shirts at the beach a few weeks ago. The one
said don't be a Salty Bitch and it had a
picture of the ladies from the salt container holding the umbrella.
In the one below, witch, did I make weed disappear?
What's your super cow?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
See that's not bulgar, that's not vulgar. Yeah, that one's good.
Thank you. By the way, what is what is that
salt company?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's good. Don't be a salty bitch is good.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You can order it as a garden flag.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
He's the boat themed ones. Please touch my dinghy?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
This is Diane's wheelhouse again? Are these vulgar? Hi? Elliott
the Morning?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hey, Yes, what do you got So?
Speaker 9 (12:22):
I'm listening to this, and I have to tell you
I have a different take on the vulgar T shirts.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
We go to the beach every year with my extended family.
It's like the youngest grandchild to the oldest friend.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Karen's on the phone, can you I'm not, Karen?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What? Go ahead?
Speaker 9 (12:41):
And and so my niece decided to like make it
a little spicy this year. We should pick a number
and that everyone had a number, and then buy a
vulgar T shirt.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
For that person.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yes, and yes, And it was.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
Freaking hilarious when eighty nine year old father in law
had the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm with these bees.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And we had fun with it.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And did you say, did you say you got him?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You got him in Rehoboth right, yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm
telling you Bethany, Bethany's God. I was in memorial to
Bethany has them beth And if they don't, guess who's
opening a shop?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
And in Rehoboth you can make your own. We had
a couple who made some really spicy ones.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
For you know, that were very I wouldn't even know
what to make, Like, am I clever enough to come
up with? Sobriety test blow? Here.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I don't know that I am thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So this is from Instagram. I won't say the name.
The caption just says, so very proud as a mama.
And you have two children, one wearing the I shaved
t shirts.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I shaved my balls for them.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And by the way, this is just from the other
day in Ocean City, and the other one is I'm
not gave but twenty dollars twenty.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Dollars again, nobody's walked into one of these shops and
said can you remove that? And all the shop owners
were like, if we got complaints, we'd move it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
We want people to come in and shop.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Where are we on?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bad move Virginia Beach?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Bad move on pig Venus.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Why what did Okay, that's a classic shirt.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, yeah, we're talking about shirts.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, there's nothing vulgar about that.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
And you're good, Hugh, Yeah, he sent me for you
to just.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Doesn't even know what that means? What is that one?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Is there?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Aaron M. Barlow wearing I can't read it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
For me, says back in the day, I was the
s Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's that's just that's not even a good shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And she says that was actually from Bourbon Street.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The oh, hello, Titty, that's not even a good one.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
All right, Hi Elliott in the morning. I wouldn't even
sell that shirt. Hello, hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hold on, I'm just writing that I would sell anal
be Tuga war champ.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yes, I'm sorry. Who is this? My name's Devlin. Yes,
what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
There is a barbecue place in Hampton and Newport News
where their employees wear shirts that say pork rub on
the back.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
But it's the pornhub logo.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's funny. That's good, all right, very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yes, Diane, to do list your mom.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
That is part of a boardwalk is the shirts.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
If you walked to Boardwalk and you didn't see a
T shirt shop like that, wouldn't you think like this boardwalk?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This sucks.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I like the shirts to talk about where you are.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, those are all the way in the back, on
the inside.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Once you get in there, they have the sweatshirts and
the shirts up front. There's just produce more of those.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They sell that any milk.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
God knows, my daughter buyza, not these or this one
that I'm about to read. Yes, all right, so this,
uh you can say this, I got my Glitterius Piers
that Claire's.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's a good one. Find four Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Hey Elliott's General Brandon.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh, yes, yes, how many of these shirts that we've
mentioned do you already own?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Not as many as I would like to have? Yes, yes,
a little bit of a twist on it. In Santa
Monica there was underwear and there was a pair of
boy shorts that said, the bigger the fupa, the tastier
the chilupa. I love you have a good one.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
That's the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
That's so much better than smells like sluttin here Diane?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
So are you are you going to pick one up before?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
See Nobody's like way to go Virginia Beach clamp Down.
I'm sorry, wait, hold on, Tyler, you had a question.
Are you gonna what?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Are you going to try to pick one of these
up before before Friday?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Like, I love the idea and listen, I encourage everybody
to wear them, but I like the people that I've
put all this together with.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I can't walk into the manager whoa.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Really the park president and walk in with one that's
atal be tug awar winner.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It's funny and not in a humorous way. To do
list your mom from Facebook. I purchased a tank when
I was seventeen ward all around the boardwalk. It read
sex instructor first lesson free. That's a good junior in
high school.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'm sorry? Are you there lying too? Hello?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
This is Jen?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Well?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
First off, I'm dying laughing because if Diane short it
sounds like sloat near hilarious. That is hilarious. First I
almost felt like I was gonna vomit when a guy
just called it about the teloopo and then laugh dying laughing.
All right, So my dad had a shirt, you know,
he has a Harley go down a bike weeks and
go to the beaches and stuff. And the shirt said,
(19:00):
if you can read this, the bitch fell off.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh yeah, that's always that's a fun one. That's a
big in the biker world.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Oh that's a really fun one and is a fun one.
I thought that was funny. These are hilarious shirts.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Of course, thank you man begging for pegging.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's up, Toby.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See, but like that one out of context.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You wouldn't even know what it means, Elliot, that one
I would wear the six flags, that one I would
wear line for can you six flags?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
By the way, I do want to look this up.
There may be a dress.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, well, I don't think you have to wear a suit.
It's not business as that.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Kind of code for the appropriateness of your.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, yes, you should always wit dress appropriately.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'm gonna look this up, just so no one shows
up and then is disappointed that they have to turn
their shirt inside out.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Four I would be, honestly and listen, I don't know.
I would be more concerned about wearing something with like
a great big pot leaf on it than like I
shaved my balls for this.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yes, so you can't do anything that depicts violence, nudity, vulgarity,
discriminatory language or graphics that are prohibited. Is there a
hyperling may not be turned inside out as a solution,
take my shirt, Carlos.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
If I can't wear your dad is my cardio?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Hi Elliott in the morning, What do you got Jesus Christ? Okay,
oh Tyler, please
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