EITM: Wedding Smashers 10/2/25

Boo, kay?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like whenever I asked, are we in wedding season?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is wedding season twelve months a year?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah? The no, you.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Don't think this is big?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
September October a.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Big Oh yeah, I guess like December is as not
a lot of weddings, right, although you know what when
is When is Jackie's going to a wedding?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
When is she going a couple of weeks?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So yeah, people love the spring in the fall, so
we are in. We are in wedding season for sure.
Now let me ask you this, Let me ask you
this in in the I know, I don't want to
say taboo. What is the what is the word I'm
looking for?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is it people hook up at weddings all the time? Right,
like single people hook up? I don't mean like Diane
and Scott went to my wedding and they were all
horning because I got married.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
And they went and hooked up.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Is that what makes them amorous? You and your wife's nuptials.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you and Scott hook up at my wedding?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
No? Like you didn't you guys didn't go back to
the room, been like that was fun and just kind
of like.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh his vows?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, but like we like like having drinks afterwards and
like the love is in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We were at you know, like we were out.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Not that I recall, sorry if it, if it.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Really when you were single, did you ever meet someone
at a wedding and hook up with them?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't think so, no.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Because because the opportunity didn't arise or you thought it
was like uncool.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't have been a posed to it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah right, so yeah no, but that's what I mean, Like,
is it like there was never a period or maybe
there was where it was not I don't want to
say look down upon, but where it was like like slutty,
like oh there goes Diane hooking up and away.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Two single people.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah no, I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't care.
Maybe not slutty, if not so embraced.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, because now you now, I feel like it's almost encouraged.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh, it's definitely tables singles, tables, or it'll be.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Those cards we were talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Oh yeah, but even if it's something for the bridal
party or wedding party being introduced, maybe the person that
they have you walking with will also be single.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh I was even just gonna say yeah, yes, I
mean definitely, definitely. But then there's also the where it
would just be like like if you would like if
I invited a bunch of people and I was marrying Diane, right,
and Diane had a bunch of her girlfriends coming, I
would tell my buddies, Oh, hey, listen, Diane's friends Kara, Sarah,

(02:50):
Sally and Sally. They're single and they are like partiers,
like get on that. Yeah, so that would be fine,
like you would point out who to go hunting for.
Did Christin ever did you ever hook.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Up single at a at a wedding one time? Oh?
Turn yourself off? Yeah, I knew. My answer was no.
So that's why I asked about Kristen. Who's what?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, I guess I don't care whose wedding it was,
how long ago?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was twenty one?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Really? And uh it happened the well, okay, Christen? But
was it just was it?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Let me let me ask you this. Where was the wedding.
Was it like a hotel or something like that.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, it was the after party started at the hotel
and then we were all going to go out, right,
nobody ended up going out, but this person he was
recently out of a relationship. I had also just broken
up with my boyfriend at the time, and the people
he was there with were like, oh, he's single.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah right, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
That's a kind of like talking it during the reception
and then the after party.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, can you get to the part everybody cares about.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I don't know what I was going because Okay, So
my sister was there and she's like, oh, make sure
my friend drops you off.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
We didn't want my sister and brother in lawton, so
we because the guy was hit one of his best friends.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, will you please get to the part somebody cares about.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
The next morning, my sister's blowing up.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
If you called yourself, you would not have put you through.
What do you want to know? It happened? Like what
happened if.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
The did you stayed in his hotel room overnight? I
woke up the next morning and felt like I was
in the movie Hangover. My clothes were everywhere.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
We know.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm sorry what was on the night stand?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, did you have panties on?

Speaker 8 (05:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I was nikked that a girl.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
But here's so I told my sister was pissing me.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
By the way, who cares.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
She's like, come home, let me come get you right,
And I'm like, no, he wants to take me out
for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, no, good for you. Good for you, like he
ain't done eating. Damn that a girl, good.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
For you happened? But honestly, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is very good,
very good. Get to the point quicker next time, Jesus age,
here's what I want to find. Okay, has anybody ever
so like, if it's at a if it's at a hotel,

(05:51):
if it's at a hotel, has anybody left the reception.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gone up to the room, banged and come back down
to finish the reception?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Whoa thatened?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Why do you think that's out of the out of
the quest?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I think it would be like Christen's version where it's
like at the end of the night, like everybody's you know, like,
hey we're still partying. Where's the party in my pants?
And like like that routine. Yes, but to go like
to be like hey, let's run upstairs, let's bang one,
come right back down.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's pretty aggressive.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
It's rude, but I think it's definitely happened. The I
would have anything gone and waited to get up to
the room.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh so just anywhere, like in the hotel, but during
the during the reception.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Just slide that diaper aside.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Wow, I would I have never Nobody has ever said
I was never at a wedding where somebody was.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Like, hey, Halien, let's run upstairs real quick, like I
ain't gonna last a week, get upstairs.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That would be amazing, amazing answer for yourself. I never have,
oh wait, hooked up at a wedding. No, not with somebody.
Not not with like somebody I met at the wedding. No, okay,
I bet Jackie and I hooked up after Diane's wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
That probably got me horny.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Can I find somebody who met a couple at a
at a wedding and had a threesome?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Remember at Kristen's I was propositioned, but you didn't go
through with it. I did not, Lindsay, I did not.
She wasn't with me, she was off to the side, right.
Can I find that?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Here's the last one I want to find.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Can I find somebody who had a date planned for
a wedding, broke up but brought a tender date to
the wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was a great story.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I was reading all these stories right because they were
talking about like hooking up at weddings is very in
and it's it's encouraged now, like we were saying. So
I was reading about this one woman who was at
a wedding by herself and just started talking to other
people at the wedding and got propositioned by a married
couple and they were like, well, like she was like,

(08:13):
the guy was being like both of them were being
really flirty, but none of them had come out and
said anything. Yeah, and they were like, hey, we're just
going to go back. The night was kind of winding
down and they went back up to the They were like, hey,
we're gonna go. We're just gonna go have a couple
more drinks in our hotel. Why don't you come with us?
And she did and she was like sitting over here,
and the couple was over there and they were like, hey,
why don't you come sit over here?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And so she was like it scared her. So she
was like, I excuse myself.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
She made it halfway down the hallway, turned around and
was like, efet, I've never done this before, I'm doing
it now, and walked back, knocked on the door and
the guy like opened it a little bit, was like huh.
She's like, hey, is the party still going on? And
he's like, well, no, I'm kind of naked. And her
response her response was great, is right out of a movie.
I was hoping I could be too. Yeah, that I

(09:01):
would have been like I would have been wood into
the door. I was that like that would be hot,
that would be hot. Sure enough, she went in banged both.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Of them mount sound effects sort of worked.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I tried the The.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Other one was that literally, this would be this would
be Casey.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
What are we going to say? This isn't a fair
characterization of her.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
She's on dating apps, big deal, but it would be
so going to woman's going to a wedding or was
it a guy? I can't remember which one I was reading.
I'll just say guy's going to a wedding. He gets
invited with his with his to bring a date, right yeah,
And he was like he was this girl that he
was casually seeing and they ended up breaking up, but
he was like, i'd already are his vp'd for two.

(09:52):
I didn't want to waste the meal. It's not I'm
gonna bring somebody.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
So he literally got on tender and brought a tender
date to the wedding.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
That's good, that's a ruder Then leaving the reception for
a half hour.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why why is that rude? What do you care who
I bring?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
I didn't like that somebody because we had plus ones
for everybody and they brought a recent boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, well what's wrong with that? Who did you want
them to bring? An ex?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
It's just a courtesy to get the plus one, right,
bring someone you're committed to.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well he was to the tender girls, really, right, So
that's rude.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yes, No, if you invite a plus one, it's an opportunity.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
To be prefer that they come by themselves exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh, I disagree with that. That's that's an opportunity for
a date. I disagree with that. It could be early
on and it'd be like, that's kind of fun of like, hey,
I have to go to this date like that, you
know what?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You know what that does? That shows that person, not
the tender person.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
That shows that that person like you're interested in me,
Like I know we've only been dating for a couple
for a month.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
My buddy's getting married. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I wouldn't take.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I did the I would one hundred percent and bring
them and go, Hey, listen, I know this is gonna
be awkward.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You don't know anybody, but I got you, and we're
gonna go. You'll meet some of my friends, will have
some fun, we'll party, we'll dance it up a little bit,
free cocktails I got, we'll eat you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's fun. I know it's your wedding, but I'm also
it's my night too.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, you avoid acknowledging whose day it is? What do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, it is their wedding. I'm there for their wedding,
but also I want to have fun.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Also, it's not your day whatsoever. No, but you want
your fun.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm to sit there by myself while everybody's up having
fun and it's me holding my pud and they're like,
why aren't you doing anything, and be like, well, because
everybody's coupled up and I haven't been dating Sally.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Long enough for her to be a plus one. Oh,
don't give me a plus one.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
You'd get some side eye if you were like, oh,
this is this is Sally my date.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I met her on Tinder. This is the first day.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Probably right, you would probably have an agreement that well, No,
we met a first date at six Flags.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Oh my goodness, Elli, and we did that. Toby's right,
wasn't a second second. Toby's yes, a lot different, but
they both had a it was a wedding at the
end of Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
No, but you know what I mean, like that is
but that's a good time. That's a great time to
get to know each other. Yeah, I'm I'm I disagree
with you, guys.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I disagree. Listen. I'm here for the stories.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
But if anyone would have pulled any of that at mine,
we would no.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Longer be friends. Now, I will tell you this.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So there were a couple of stories about people who
like ran upstairs cuffed and then came back downstairs. There
was also one and this one I like, and this
this will be harder to find. They were getting married
at like a parent's house in.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
The the the.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Accommodations where they everybody was camping in the yard, so
they set up a bunch of tents, which I kind
of like, I think that's kind of cool. They disappeared
into a tent, cuffed and then came right back out.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I kind of like that. That's hot.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
But I do like that as an idea where everybody
just sleeps, like in the backyard in tents. I like that,
Like if you got married at somebody's house, that's kind
of cool.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Where am I going? Line two, I'll be at a
nearby hotel. Yeah, no, that's fun. That's fun. By the way,
how about how horny Diane got at my wedding? Hi
Ellie in the morning? Yeah, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I don't want to say my name, but I've hooked
up at two different weddings in the bathroom of the reception,
went right back out and.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Kept going dancing.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hey, when you say hooked up, you not just like
kissing like you got after it.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, oh yeah absolutely. I told you first one
at the game. Wow, that wasn't even up to the room.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You guys literally went into the bathroom, cuffed and then
came back.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
And you've done that twice, twy two different women.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm just gonna ask same woman. Can I ask you this? Like,
you're a good looking guy, right, I would say, oh yeah, yeah,
good for you, good for you. Nobody has ever pulled
me by the hand and said, hey, bang me in
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
You're so hot in any venue.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, no, not even at like a late show at
the nine point thirty clubs.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Did anybody go like, hey, take me in the bathroom.
That's hot. I don't even know what I would do, Like,
that's roman.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I would look at like the like that's the most
romantic thing that's ever happened.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
You'd sicken out, that's what you would do.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I probably would Hi Ellie in the morning, he is Mike, Hey, Mike,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
More?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, early on in my wife's relationship, before long before
we were even engaged, she took me as her plus
one to one of her best friend's wedding. And it
was a nice setup because it was on their property
and like the backyard went right up to like a
little creek, and we just kind of disappeared in the
darkness of the night, had a little session, and like
a responsible man, I exited and fertilized the grass a
little bit, and then we went back to business.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, hey, how long have you How long have you
two been dating when you went to the wedding.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
I think it was in our first year.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is that long enough? Tyler? Yes, okay, all right, very good,
very good. Not a tender date, now, all right, very good?
Thank you, thank you, because I.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Was at Lindsay's both Lindsay's sister's weddings after a year
of dating. Yeah, and that was a family member, simply yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, I mean a year is a long time. A
year is a long time. Who was it? Was it?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah? Never mind lying too? Who was that used to
bring escorts to the Christmas party? Elliott? It's one of two,
but that was also not I it's marriage. No, but
the tender date made me think of wait, hold on,
di you don't show me.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Don't show I only have one name to write down.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
One of you is correct?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
One? Two, three? Oh, I'm right.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Elliott's right, but Diane's a bit well, I'll get to
that in a second top or bottom one? Or was
it both?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
There were stories about both, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Thank you, brought escorts to the Christmas party, like, no
way you're landing that. Sorry, And by the way, that's rude, Diane,
that's rude.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
He would I think he totally would have would have
admitted to that.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
If he did it. I'm good. I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Joe Beblochua never brought an escort to the Christmas party text.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, I guarantee you he never bought a date for
the Christmas party. He would be insulted that you said
that he may have brought a date that looked like, uh.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Maybe that's pretty well.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh one hundred percent, Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
But yeah, my two guys, they definitely paid for their
Christmas party dates.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Hi, Jellia in the morning. Hey is this me? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who's this?

Speaker 5 (17:26):
H This is David out Richmond.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, sure, what can I do for you? We got
invited to this mansion wedding.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I mean they had their own security hired to make
sure nothing got damaged, and my missus had a great
idea to sneak off into the garden.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
With twelve foot high walls of bushes. Wow, you know,
we just slipped off around there, did some business, and
came back to the reception.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, that is that is amazing to me. How long
did you guys, Like, were you guys married already?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
We weren't married already.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And I do want to say, Tyler, if you think
we were gone thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I appreciate you. Thank you, sir, thank you. That is great.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yes, Kristin, not our Kristen. This is actually something Diane's
gonna have to confirm. Kristen from vander Pump rules met
her now fiance when they had sex behind a tent
at a wedding reception.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
True, and they just had a baby together.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Line one, Hi, Ellie in the morning.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
And that's the one that I'm vaguely related to. Pardon me,
Kristen from vander Pump. I've said that before.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Are we getting this? Is that new duds?

Speaker 8 (18:40):
My cousin used to be married to her older sister.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You're related to a vander Pump that they have kids?

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes, Oh, I'm gonna say unless they had kids, You're
not relieved.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, wow, go Diane.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
Hi Diane, that's she's a housewife former.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, ma'am. What can I do for you? Hey, this
is kat So.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
About six and a half years ago, I was in
my best friend's wedding as a bridesmaid. I hooked up
with one of the grooms men. He went back to
New York. I went back to Virginia, and I am
currently on my way to our wedding venue. Because we're
getting married on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wait, the same guy that you hooked up with at
your best friend's wedding.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yes, sir, and we have a beautiful baby boys together,
and we are getting married on Saturday. And Morton, I'm
on my way. My car is packed, can't even see
how to pack.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
And yeah, hey, did you guys even know each other?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Like or do did you you met at the wedding?
We met at the wedding when you hooked up with him.
This is a guy you had never met, like just
oral or liked you go the whole distance.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
No, it was more of just like heavy petting type stuff.
There he's six years he's six years younger than me.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Oh damn.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
You know, I never thought it was going to go
anywhere and lo and behold here we are.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, I'm going to meet.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
My mother in law. Now I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, when you say meet your mother in law, you've
never met her before?

Speaker 7 (20:23):
No, I mean I'm going to meet her at the venue.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh there you go, there you go, there you go?
All right, very good, very good, Thank you man. That
that is hot.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I was gonna say that must have been a hell
of a makeout sash rub the movies.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
But a story One day, tell that beautiful son. I
hope somebody holds up at their wedding. Oh, it keeps
it going. Yeah, you got to pay that forward.