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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I freaked out pulling into work today in a big way,
in a big way. So I get to the when
did I first start noticing it? What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The speed camera?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
The no? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
I got the the third day, the no.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
But you know what, I never remember where it is?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You got to remember pickleball? Yeah, I know, but it's
Kristen's clue.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
But it's it's task there. Oh boy, it's like right there.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, no, it's as you get to the fence.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Before your high Henson Parkway.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, that's further up.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I know it is, I said right before.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, no, but it's right where the fence starts past
the pickleball place. But there's no lights on, so you
don't remember. It's dark. Yeah, no, it's very dark, very wait,
what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
No, I was going to say sometimes those are very
very lit up. I wish they were darkly.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah. So, but it's right by the fence.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Once it comes online, it'll light up. But you're saying
it was after that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It was after that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I think it was after I think it was when
I was going I like the old folks home and
like that Pineren stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was like, I think my car's on fire. Oh
the no, it was bad.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It smelled like a fire, and I'm like, I'm looking around,
but everything's fine, windows open, and I'm looking around and
there's nothing, and it smells. And then what is the
what is the condition? If something smells like it's burning,
Is that a stroke?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
What's happening to you? As a here?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah? Don't they always say like, if you smell smoke,
you're you're having a stroke.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I think so because every time we say something smells
like it's burning in here, you think where somebody's having
a stroke.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Right exactly. So then I thought, oh my god, is
this like is this what? I don't know what that
smell is. So I was like, maybe I'm having a stroke.
And then I was like, now the car's got to
be on fire. So anyway I make the I make
the right on what is that rollins or whatever it is?
And I'm getting close to the fire station. I'm like,
this is great if I see if I see flames
coming out of the hood, that'll be great. Now there's
(01:55):
no smoke. There's no flames, right, there's nothing, but there
is this horrible burning smell. So anyway I get to
the parking ramp and I'm pulling in. I'm like, god, damn,
it really stinks.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So I parked a car, make Sue and I get
out of it. Shut us down for the day.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh I didn't even think of that. That would have
been good. So anyway, I get Oh, can I tangent
for one second? This is very important? Just a quick tangent?
Is Richmond on?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Absolutely fixed.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So anyway, anyway, so I parked the car, I get
out and I lock it, and I walked to the
vest of you and I'm like, well, listen when I
get down later today. Worst case scenario is I got
a pile of ashes sitting in the parking spot. So
I had a brief moment of thinking like, oh, what's
my next car going to be? But you know, then
you get into the building and you start your routine.
(02:54):
So I get in and I'm doing everything, and I'm
sitting at my desk and all of a sudden, I'm like,
I'm smelling it again.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm smelling. I'm smelling now.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's not as strong as it was when I was
in the car, but it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
It's not your hoodie, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
The no not at all, not at all, and it's
driving me nuts, and I'm thinking I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm smelling the fire. I'm smelling like something burning.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
The good news is I just looked at That is
a myth. That is not true.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
There's no solid evidence to link the smell of something
burning to a stroke, right.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Well, anyway, so I'm sitting there.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I figured out what the smell was, and it was
something burning.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now I'm just thinking of Chrysier's YouTube series. That's all right,
is this a plug?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
What are you doing? What did you do? He's pointed
to his shorts, because.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here I'll show you, Diana. You have no idea how
relieved I was to find it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Are you ready? Oh my god, let me see that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You gotta be careful.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
A large cherry burn.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's exactly what it was. But you know what's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I never felt my legs get hot, but there must
have been some like an ember.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That's a cherry, Yeah, that's a cherry.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So it fell on my shorts and burned a hole
in my shorts.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And I was like, oh, but you have no I've
never been relief.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You have no idea how relieved I am to find
out what was burning.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's my shorts, look at that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And when I when I when I was sitting at
my desk, I couldn't figure out what the smell was.
And I'm looking and I'm trying to find out because
I thought maybe the same.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Thing, like is my hoodie on fire? Like something's wrong? Nope,
And I looked down.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I was like, ah, damn it, I have another hole
in my shorts. Didn't even put two and two together
because remember.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's freshly charged.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I had a hole.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Over here, but I had to cut my shorts off
right here because this was a hole.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And then I have another one brewing over here. I
was like, why, God, damn it, I got another hole.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And then I was like, ooh, look at the singe
marks on the hole in my shorts. I was so
excited that I found out what it was. More importantly,
I found out that my car isn't going to be
a pile of ashes.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Goodness.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
When I get downstairs, I did wonder though, like did
the cherry fall off my leg?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And is my car really burning? But that is you
gotta be.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Careful, sorry dealership.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But isn't that great isn't that great?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No, it's not great that you solved a mystery so
early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
That part's great.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, because it threw my whole day off, because I
am I'm sitting there at my desk just freaking out
because I don't. Yeah, that's a good size hole too,
that lesson the absolutely No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No, don't, don't be like me, be better, be better
than me. Yeah, no, you should always be better than me.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But I'm so you have no idea the relief that
I have that I figured out what the smell was
because I did, I thought my car was on fire
or I was having a stroke, which now I don't
have to worry about because there is no link between
smelling smoke and then having a stroke.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What a great day, What a great day.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, it could have been much worse.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, I could have been on fire. I could have
gone up in the I could have gone up in flames. Now, oh,
here's the other hole I was talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Was that also a cherry hole?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
No, that's just ripped.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
What what do.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We think about maybe replacing that pair moving forward?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I have a pair at home yet? Well, yes, and.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Once he got mocked relentlessly for it, and he was
a shamed as.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
They were plaid.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, no, I have another pair, like, oh hey trip, No,
if I'm being honest, the I've worn American Eagle shorts
for what the last twenty years, and so when when
this hole was getting bad, I was like, I need
a new pair, but online they don't have the color
(07:02):
that I want, so I don't know if they're doing
them anymore. So I have another pair of shorts, but
they're Wranglers as opposed to American Eagle, and I don't
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I've never tried them on. I ordered them, but I've
never tried them on Jeork's the that's up Cram.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, by the way, no card from him yet.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, it's early.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Sometimes he just gives you a New Year card.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah yeah, no, no, so it is early. But no, no,
they're not they're not denim, They're they're regular. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I don't know what a wrangler.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
No, you know who told me that wrangler.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
A couple of people told me Wranglers are really good
to me from Toronto Wear's Wrangler shorts.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So I was like, I'll give him a try.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Canadian tuxis boy amen.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What a ringing to reference a nation that may love denim, yes,
more than But anyway, he does.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Look good that denim cowboy hat.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
But I may try him. I may try it.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You know, like Britney and Justin.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Jason says that burn smell is associated with seizures.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh, I definitely don't. I've never had a seizure. I've
never had a seizure.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So just if you're listening and you smell it and
don't see a hole in your pants, I may have.
You may be having a season.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's fine. That's fine. So that was great. That was
great that I figured it out. Maybe I tried the
new shorts tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh, because when Brad's here on Friday, right, you don't
want him to make fun of you. In case they
don't go over, well, I need a preview day.