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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of people complain.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You could tell I'm a little uncomfortable here that people comfortable.
People complain, people complain about what is that the thing
they all called the specula speculum, speculum that people don't
like the speculum.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Wouldn't stuff with the way you're saying it, Am I
saying it wrong? Just saying it like it's cookie butter.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The speculum.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, when people go in, they don't like the true
or false, Diane, people don't like the speculum. Not my favorite, right,
And Katie, did you like your speculum?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, no, it was just like a little pressure,
but it wasn't like that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I also learned in my reading that the speculum. I
always thought it was just used for the pappy, right,
but I did learn that it's all. It is also
used too for the insertion and the removal of the
I U D.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I had no idea. Yeah, of course it does.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So for those that don't know what a speculum is.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Though, Dan, it's like it's a it's it's it's a
it can be metal, it can be plastic.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's a device that they use that that to open
you up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's like they say. They say it's
so you can do duck bills.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It does. Yeah, and it does look like a duck
rocks better than this. This definition says two bladed instruments.
That's kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, that sounds like it cuts you.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It also says it's for the vagina or the nose.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
The nose, the nose.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You've never had an ear nose? And third, doctor use
a speculum on you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, I don't even know how you would use that
in the nose.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Well, don't you think it's much smaller? Got to be
a smaller one. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
They Well, you ain't using you ain't using that. You're
not using the nose one down here, that's not big enough.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I've been to the e n T. I don't think
that they used anything like that to like push my
nose open. I'm seeing it here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Did they use a vaginal one?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I'm gonna have you know the chair that big of
a Now it widens the nasal passages, allowing for better visualization.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, that's what they say. The vaginal one is for
so that.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
That they can see better. Yeah, they can, they can
for the exam. Yeah, the smear or the biopsy or
or for the I U D. It's actually multi use, right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Can I ask you this about your your speculum, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
The one you bring from home. I brought my own.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What let me get back to the speculum. Is the
sound really bad? Like they always say, like it's cold,
like a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Of times they'll they'll do what they can to warm.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Them, right, but you can't put a uh.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
No, they're not using a bit.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Don't do that and then and then you use it.
Is the sound bad? There's there can be like a clicking. Yes, yes,
that's what I read so much about them.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
When the doctor is done, so Diane, we finish up
the uh.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They said that in my reading.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They said that a lot of times women I guess
I was going to say mostly but only get kind
of filled with anxiety when they start hearing the clicking.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I could see that, Okay, like listen, it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
May or may not bother you. You you may love it.
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I wouldn't say love it was my shark sound effect
anything like it? Not really?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What does it sound like?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's clicking but not like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But is it clicking like like.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That was paperboy?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I meant to hit this. I'm passing out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, but is it clicking like like like almost like
like a carjack?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Not really, I mean it it does make a noise
because you know that it's opening opening.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah. Yeah, so open click open, click open, click open,
click open. Drone.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I mean your hands are about a foot apart, so
I would hope it wouldn't be that big.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The well, she was a very loose girl.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Okay, well no, no, no, but Drick and tracking nobody needs
that much room.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So anyway, so let's just let's just pretend right you're
you're in there getting your pappy or an I U.
D or whatever they're doing in there, and Kristen is
next to go into the room.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What did they do with the speculative SPEC's?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What did they do with the speculum that they use
on you?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm assuming they I feel like they come in and
they clean the room up, they put the butcher paper
out for the next person, right, and then they remove
what they have used on you, and then your little
specimen container, right, and then set it up new for
the next person.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But what are the speculums aren't one use machines, no, right,
but they they they instruments.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It's not a machine, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Whatever, it works the but it does it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Is it like dental tools where it gets like all
sealed up when you go in there?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is it just laying on the table?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes, Like like what if I go to a Chinese restaurant,
like the chopsticks are already there?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
A little different, but yes, but it's there. Uh huh. Well,
now I'm confused by the chopsticks comparison because they're wrapped.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes if you go to some Chinese restaurants, they have
reusable chopsticks.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Oh yeah, but they've been put through the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I mean I assume so. So yeah, exactly the same thing.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think that you would hope about your speculum that
it's been clean.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, and not like I clean like an if I
cut bread where I just wipe it on my T shirt.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Now I trust your guy, right exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But there's I would be I would be pressed to
find anybody that says, oh I love the speculum.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, it's not. It's yet.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's been around forever forever, but now there's a race
almost to invent the next generation of speculums.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
What that is like eliminates the clicking noise or.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, they're trying to eliminate the temperature. The temperature which
I guess could be a little bit.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
If you're looking at stainless steel, right, it's going to
be colder odds are than plastic.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Right, So they're looking at being able to make it
more temperature comfortable, I don't know what the right word is.
And eliminate, eliminate the clicking, the clicking, and I guess
there are some There are some smears that you can
do that are kind of like what's the thing where
you dump in a box colo guard where you can
(07:06):
almost smear at home.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't know what it's called smome.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
They have that like an at home pap smear.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't know, don't quote me on that, but there
is something you can like you can swab and send
in or something like that. So they've invented this thing
called the Nella Nella Nella. So there's a handful of
companies that are racing to be the next version of
the speculum, which, by the way, billion dollar industry.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Why has nobody thought of that until twenty twenty five
to invent the to invent the next speculum, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Or has it taken a lot of time to get
it approved.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't know, but there there's not a new one
on the market. And they said the speculum has been
around for centuries.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I would think it goes back to like ancient times.
It looks pretty primitive. The the Nella, which now sounds
like you're saying nola, like you're still like in a
bakery instead of an ob.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
G I n offense the the This seems weird.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What's that? The Nella or the swab at home?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I pull up their sight and the landing page is
one of those ones where you spin to win to
get a discount. This doesn't scream legit medical test for me?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
What did you get hold on spin?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh, enter all my info. I'll do it for you.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Okay, Wait, what what if when it comes nella spec
dot com?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is the at home thing?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, it's both both both.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Is that Sidney Sweeney? Is she the spokesperson?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I'm not sure. The day of your upcoming exam, it's doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That kind of look their I deliver a speculator of
that house.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Elliot, how come I don't get that spin wheel?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm gonna you're not a woman.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And they came up put Diane's email in just like
I do for the White Marl and Open Street.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Did you just look up when your next Guyani is?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, I know, I made an appointment for it not
too long ago.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
How'd you search it that quick?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
You put in the were the little magnifying glasses? I
put her doctor's name in there and its up?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh okay, I thought you put like ghyo in there?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
So what what am I looking at with their tool?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And what's is that? A stress ball and a pair
of socks?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
And I do like there is a wipe the twenty
dollars off?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Are you gonna collagorge your pap smear?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No, it says, if you're doing this, you're a genius.
And what's this like?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Lip ball? Say again?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Face facial lips? The facial lips?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You wanted to look good? Don't you?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Can you tell me about this product?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So anyway, you can either do it at home, Diane.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You can either do it at home or if you
like because it gives you your own speculum. Yeah, they
say you can just order the speculum and bring it
with you to the guynecologist.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Dane's not I'm bored of it that now?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why why would you want to.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Bring your own speculum? You like the clicking and the cold.
It's knowing that it's been in fifty million other women.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's literally like thirty seconds. I suck it up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
They have wrong head.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Not pleasant, not pleasant, but you know what? Okay? Hello,
halle Berry is all over their website, though.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She coll of guards her Regina.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I think she's just saying she's a genius recommended by
a Hollywood icon for your comfort and care.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
How about that? How about that? Nella?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I don't see anything about sending in.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I thought there was at home. I thought there was
clicking and cranking of plastic.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Like it says you need to book an exam, like
that's part of this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They tried to use a slim catheter with a balloon,
but they found out that balloon was clogging my view.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
So they want you to bring this kit with you. Oh,
once you're in the exam room, let your clinician know
you brought your own speculum.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And I brought a lip balm. So it's the socks. Like,
do you have to take off your shoes and socks
when you're there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I mean usually because you've got to put your feet
in the stirrups.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, but you your feet don't fit in there? And shoes.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
No, you're you're in a gown. You're naked, So are
you really?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You're illiot?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
What you're in a gown?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
You want me to have to have her unbutton my
jeans to No, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Pull your jeans down, but I'll just slide that panty.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
My god, this is the why people are afraid to
go to see me.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm not a guy to college.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yes, no, but they think that you're speaking truths from
any sort of experience.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, I've never been. I started by saying, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I'm not paying one hundred and twenty five bucks for
my own speculum.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
But if it takes the anxiety, yeah, clin I'm the beat.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Click.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't get the anxiety about it. Wait, you don't
understand it or you don't have that, No, I don't
have it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I also like it.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
No, I wouldn't say that it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Right, Christian? Do you hate it?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
You needed that last click, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah? Oh Radford grad click click the Yeah. No, I
mean listen that there are some people that hate it.
Why not bring your own speculum?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
The sound thing is new to me. I just knew it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
They said it caused comfortable and cold. It says it
causes a lot of stress, A lot of stress. I've
never heard one. I've never held one.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Ninety one percent feel anxiety before and during pelvic exams.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
See you're one of the nine.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Skip. Oh it's not. It's not my favorite thing. I
don't look forward to it. But it doesn't doother It's
better than cervical cancer.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The well.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yes, obviously, let's make a list of things that is.
It is actually a lavender roller ball. It's not a
stress ball.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
No, this is the lipball. There's definitely to squeeze. The
words a stress ball.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Wait, so what do I do with that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
During the exam?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You squeeze a ball during the exam.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Don't you think some offices would be like, we're not
using your homes?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Why because we use our materials?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, I know, but your materials are old school
on new school.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Then you're not seeing my vagina.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I could just see a doctor saying thanks.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But no thanks, let me help you with your genes.
So you've got to take your shirt off too.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yes, because they do a breast exam as part of it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Always, yeah, I know that while you're they in there,
or you go to get the mammy, a mammy and
a pathy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, can you not be I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
To learn as part of as part of it, they're
going to do a breast exam. And then they always
ask you are you doing your own at home? And
you lie and say yes, you better be doing your own.
I'm bad at that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You need to get good.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, I'll give you an instruction seat. So they they
treat it a Halloween costume. So they treat it like
I do running a bath. That's a great old joke.
Diya never heard it?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Where yes you have this.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
All that motion is awful line or.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That's the next step of tune in Tokyo. Hi elliot
in the morning. Hey, yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
This is Michelle.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Hey you get pat smears?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I've been getting them since I was like fifteen every year.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right right, right? What is the what is the and
do you bring your own speculum?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Absolutely not? I think that sounds gross.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why does that sound gross?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I have a lot of.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Stuff in my purse, like I'd be concerned sanitation.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
There's crumbs on it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But Tyler's sitting in the box. It comes in a box.
It comes in a box, and then you just put
in the dishwasher or something. No, no, no, they.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
You don't take a doctor. It's a one time thing.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh so you leave it.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
This is why all the fish have plastics.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Even the fisher, like, hey did you wait?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So are there a lot of one used speculums at
gynecologist's office?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Oh, that's what this product is.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh so nella Nella is a one time use? Yes, yeah, right, okay,
all right, all right, And so but you don't want
a one time use. You want one that's been used
a million times.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
It's that's been clean and sanitiz.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, no, of course, Well I don't want you to
use it in thirty one.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
And it's not like it's not just the speculum, and
that's the back part. It's also like I have a
backward service. So like the scraping is painful, like unless
they come up with a whole different process, like I'll
just stick with that's the one we do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now, wait a minute, you have a backward so your
service is on the other side.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
It just tilts different.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Does your doctor ever like joke around and go, you know,
I could do this through the tushy. I'd be a
good guynecologist, like.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'd have fun with it. The Yeah, no, I got
a good bedside man or a good bedside man.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
What's the scientific name for a backwards cervix?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Uh, backwards service?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Oh that sounded like a slang.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah, I mean I guess it's it's tilted.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I like the tilted kilt, just like that. The okay,
so you don't you you? You does the clicking bother you?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It does?
Speaker 9 (17:39):
The whole process is terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh yeah, because you all it's painful.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Yeah, but like the speculum, I mean it's not the
worst part. Like I feel like the last time I
had it, it was more like a ratchet almost like
clickless of clicks, and so that was more just like
you know, there was a normal dread. I don't think
I've ever been excited. I don't think I don't think
a product would make me go, oh my god, I
(18:06):
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I got well, no, I mean I'm not looking at
it that way. Hey, the do you have to take
your your your clothes all the way off?
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Yes, because they, like Diane said, they do do the
breast exam.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Oh it's I know you're pantomiming it a certain way
that you feel it's like that.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
It's really not. It's a little more gentle.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Right, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yes, what does Kristen have to say about all this?
Because she is new to she's new to the world
of acology game?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Would you mind hopping on? Can you pop on real quick?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What was your question? Are you you're relatively new to
the world of gynecology?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
No, I've gone before. I just took a break. I
am going again.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I have one coming up in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
The h how quickly in this ship.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I got yelled at by all of you. No originally yeah,
because you had them. Yeah, but it had been forever
yeah yeah yeah, and now you're back. Happened the well, no,
it really doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh wait, so this is still going to be your
first return. No, I've gone in the past. No, no, no,
but I'm saying this upcoming visit is the first since
you got shamed. No oh I went from that time, right, so.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You went and now this is this is a second.
Oh what's your date? Because if it's the same indict,
Do you guys go together?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I think we have different doctors the No, But is
that a thing like do you like like I would
imagine it's word of mouth?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Mine was the word of mouth, right, yeah, from some
of the girls in the pit.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Do you but like, would you guys go together?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You could? I mean I don't think that there's bunk
beds in there where it's like, okay, I got the
top bunk.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No no, no, but like you could like make an
appointment and go together if you like, back to bed
possibly right when you went last time? Did you hate it?
I always hate it? Right?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It is cold?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's Does the sound bother you?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
This sound does It's like the same as the drills
in your mouth. It's it's metal. People love those drills.
It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh okay, the sound does it? But it's cold? Would
you bring your own?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I don't know. I guess if the doctor was like sure, yeah, no, well, I.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Mean it's up to you. You could buy annella.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Am I removing one from the cart?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Or not?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Am I removing one from the shopping You.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
May be adding one. I think Kristen may be a buyer,
but like do what.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
If the doctor's like, well, how are you do? They
have to then clean it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
At it's in the box. Well first, yeah, it's one
use and then the fish eat it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Well does insurance cover it?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't know, Kristen. I know Diane just got twenty
dollars off.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, it is in the wheel fs A HSA approved.
What is that which lexible spending? Yeah, we don't have
flexible spends. We do, we do? Yes, I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yes, Oh for drop my speculum. All right, so this
isn't for you. I thought this was a billion dollar business.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
We have flexible sending. It was always ignored that, like
we don't have that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That between that and the four oh one, k you
don't pay attention to anything going on here.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Nothing. When is your when is your appointment? A couple
of weeks?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Haircut? All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Kristin,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
So with the timing can we refer a friend for
a discount on a second kit? Or do we need
to buy both kits right now? Can you guys sort
that out?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Let me go to line.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's backslash refer front too.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
By the way, somebody's birthdays just a couple of weeks
from now.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
That would be the worst birthday gift? Ever, how about
the best birthday gift? But no more, no more clicking,
no more cold Hi.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
I wait to see what you get that.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But it needs I don't like hold on. I don't
like the name Nella. I don't like the name Nella.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, what is it? What isn't nella for reference?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Ella?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's like it needs something else. I don't. I don't
like what it's called. It's a comfort kit, Yes, ma'am.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
How are you excellent? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I'm actually sitting out my parking lot at work. I'm
the clinical manager of an ob G I N office,
and I have to say that my badger real does
save the genius.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So that's cool. That's cool. Hey, do you guys have
any openings? Always a great line, always a great line. Hey, hey,
what is so?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Would her practice allow this?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I'm sending Diane to see you. She's got in her
back pocket. She has her own speculum.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Would you would you guys? Would you guys use it?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well, we use disposable speculum, so we get the one
and done with that disposable.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Is that normal? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I know this by them, but at your at your office,
all speculums get thrown.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Out, almost all of them, unless we need the metal
ones for specific procedures or specific anatomy. But almost all
of them are one and done.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, how do you get how do you dispose of it?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You just throw it in the trash, in a medical
waste and it's incinerated.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Can I can I ask you?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh, it's okay. I'm just gonna say. How many speculums
are in landfills? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
We go through a lot of them every week.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, I bet, oh my god. We got to get
into the speculum business man. That is, there is money
to be made.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I had no clue.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I guess it makes sense for the plastic ones to
be tossed.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, right into the right into the uh, right into
the Potomac. I got snake heads that are swimming around.
They got all kinds of stuff going on, and say
they have boobs.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Hey, what is the what is the so?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
If so Diane's coming in to see you and she's
got her speculum in her back pocket.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
There, you won't use that one.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Probably not. I mean, if that's the way of the future,
then maybe we would talk to adapt. But we've never
had a pace to bring in their own speculum. We're
we're we're pretty well.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Stocked with us.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Do they do they do?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You see a lot of patients that have anxiety over
the clicking.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh my gosh, yes, really anxiety over the appointment in general.
I mean, it's a crappy appointment.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The yeah, no, but but it's essential. It's a good appointment.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
It is it is.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Hey, what did that woman have where her her her
thing was backwards?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, a posterior or cervix.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Posterior, posterior.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
She can't even hear the music?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
But I thought I thought it was interesting that after
all this, I also didn't know that you guys use
those for I U.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
D's and stuff, will use them for anything.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
We have to get into your vagina. We're gonna open
it up with a speculum m.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
M.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Left speechless.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, it was just it didn't That didn't land like
I wanted it to. Yeah, that didn't land. Hey, how
and remind me how often is it? Every year? Every
couple every couple of years?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Right, it's every year when you're within like until you
get to medicare age and.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Then we do it every two Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All right, all right, very good, very good. I don't
think I have anything further your honor.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
All right, well, thank you very much, y'all have a
fabulous day.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, very good. Hey do you guys put pictures
on the ceiling? Not in my office now, No, but
a lot of places do that right where it's like
the cat and stuff like that, don't they don't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
They put pictures on the ceilings the No, No, don't
they put pictures on the ceiling. I remember going to
some doctor appointment for for Jackie when she was pregnant,
and there was stuff on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
None of it said like hang in there, but it
was like, hey, what's going on or whatever? Like mirrors.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I don't know, doctor would hang like the artwork of
the children that were born on this not in the sea.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I don't want hanging out there out yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Say, he said.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Artwork of the kids that were born there are not practically.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
So while you're touching my mood, I'm looking at kids
handwriting no to.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
The side on a bolden board with all the holiday cards.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Also, they took those down because that was a privacy
thing because it says the name.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, oh, exactly exactly. They shouldn't do that. All right,
very good, very good, thank you. Hey, ma'am, you know
you got to take everybody's clothes off.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh, yes, we do, all right, Absolutely, everybody is making it.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Why do you think that that's so odd?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I just thought you pulled them down to your pant
like your your your ankles or your panties.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Anyway. You couldn't.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
You couldn't see how that would get in the way.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I told him, I pull it aside.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I got a whole other speculum that pulls your panties aside.
All right, very good, very good, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Thank you. Doctor.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yes, by the way, I have some good news for
Diane's birthday. Oh oh, I just spun for twenty dollars off.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Now, Diane, you could full like when underwear is half off.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
You could forward me, Diane that coupon code because I
did see your dress
A lot of people complain.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You could tell I'm a little uncomfortable here that people comfortable.
People complain, people complain about what is that the thing
they all called the specula speculum, speculum that people don't
like the speculum.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Wouldn't stuff with the way you're saying it, Am I
saying it wrong? Just saying it like it's cookie butter.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The speculum.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, when people go in, they don't like the true
or false, Diane, people don't like the speculum. Not my favorite, right,
And Katie, did you like your speculum?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, no, it was just like a little pressure,
but it wasn't like that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I also learned in my reading that the speculum. I
always thought it was just used for the pappy, right,
but I did learn that it's all. It is also
used too for the insertion and the removal of the
I U D.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I had no idea. Yeah, of course it does.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So for those that don't know what a speculum is.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Though, Dan, it's like it's a it's it's it's a
it can be metal, it can be plastic.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's a device that they use that that to open
you up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's like they say. They say it's
so you can do duck bills.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
It does. Yeah, and it does look like a duck
rocks better than this. This definition says two bladed instruments.
That's kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, that sounds like it cuts you.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It also says it's for the vagina or the nose.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
The nose, the nose.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You've never had an ear nose? And third, doctor use
a speculum on you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, I don't even know how you would use that
in the nose.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Well, don't you think it's much smaller? Got to be
a smaller one. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
They Well, you ain't using you ain't using that. You're
not using the nose one down here, that's not big enough.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I've been to the e n T. I don't think
that they used anything like that to like push my
nose open. I'm seeing it here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Did they use a vaginal one?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I'm gonna have you know the chair that big of
a Now it widens the nasal passages, allowing for better visualization.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, that's what they say. The vaginal one is for
so that.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
That they can see better. Yeah, they can, they can
for the exam. Yeah, the smear or the biopsy or
or for the I U D. It's actually multi use, right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Can I ask you this about your your speculum, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
The one you bring from home. I brought my own.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What let me get back to the speculum. Is the
sound really bad? Like they always say, like it's cold,
like a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Of times they'll they'll do what they can to warm.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Them, right, but you can't put a uh.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
No, they're not using a bit.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Don't do that and then and then you use it.
Is the sound bad? There's there can be like a clicking. Yes, yes,
that's what I read so much about them.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
When the doctor is done, so Diane, we finish up
the uh.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They said that in my reading.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They said that a lot of times women I guess
I was going to say mostly but only get kind
of filled with anxiety when they start hearing the clicking.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I could see that, Okay, like listen, it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
May or may not bother you. You you may love it.
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I wouldn't say love it was my shark sound effect
anything like it? Not really?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What does it sound like?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's clicking but not like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But is it clicking like like.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That was paperboy?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I meant to hit this. I'm passing out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, but is it clicking like like like almost like
like a carjack?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Not really, I mean it it does make a noise
because you know that it's opening opening.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah. Yeah, so open click open, click open, click open,
click open. Drone.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I mean your hands are about a foot apart, so
I would hope it wouldn't be that big.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The well, she was a very loose girl.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Okay, well no, no, no, but Drick and tracking nobody needs
that much room.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So anyway, so let's just let's just pretend right you're
you're in there getting your pappy or an I U.
D or whatever they're doing in there, and Kristen is
next to go into the room.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What did they do with the speculative SPEC's?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What did they do with the speculum that they use
on you?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm assuming they I feel like they come in and
they clean the room up, they put the butcher paper
out for the next person, right, and then they remove
what they have used on you, and then your little
specimen container, right, and then set it up new for
the next person.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But what are the speculums aren't one use machines, no, right,
but they they they instruments.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It's not a machine, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Whatever, it works the but it does it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Is it like dental tools where it gets like all
sealed up when you go in there?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is it just laying on the table?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yes, Like like what if I go to a Chinese restaurant,
like the chopsticks are already there?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
A little different, but yes, but it's there. Uh huh. Well,
now I'm confused by the chopsticks comparison because they're wrapped.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sometimes if you go to some Chinese restaurants, they have
reusable chopsticks.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Oh yeah, but they've been put through the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I mean I assume so. So yeah, exactly the same thing.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think that you would hope about your speculum that
it's been clean.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, and not like I clean like an if I
cut bread where I just wipe it on my T shirt.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Now I trust your guy, right exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But there's I would be I would be pressed to
find anybody that says, oh I love the speculum.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, it's not. It's yet.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's been around forever forever, but now there's a race
almost to invent the next generation of speculums.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
What that is like eliminates the clicking noise or.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, they're trying to eliminate the temperature. The temperature which
I guess could be a little bit.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
If you're looking at stainless steel, right, it's going to
be colder odds are than plastic.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Right, So they're looking at being able to make it
more temperature comfortable, I don't know what the right word is.
And eliminate, eliminate the clicking, the clicking, and I guess
there are some There are some smears that you can
do that are kind of like what's the thing where
you dump in a box colo guard where you can
(07:06):
almost smear at home.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't know what it's called smome.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
They have that like an at home pap smear.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't know, don't quote me on that, but there
is something you can like you can swab and send
in or something like that. So they've invented this thing
called the Nella Nella Nella. So there's a handful of
companies that are racing to be the next version of
the speculum, which, by the way, billion dollar industry.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Why has nobody thought of that until twenty twenty five
to invent the to invent the next speculum, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Or has it taken a lot of time to get
it approved.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't know, but there there's not a new one
on the market. And they said the speculum has been
around for centuries.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I would think it goes back to like ancient times.
It looks pretty primitive. The the Nella, which now sounds
like you're saying nola, like you're still like in a
bakery instead of an ob.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
G I n offense the the This seems weird.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What's that? The Nella or the swab at home?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I pull up their sight and the landing page is
one of those ones where you spin to win to
get a discount. This doesn't scream legit medical test for me?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
What did you get hold on spin?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh, enter all my info. I'll do it for you.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Okay, Wait, what what if when it comes nella spec
dot com?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is the at home thing?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, it's both both both.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Is that Sidney Sweeney? Is she the spokesperson?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I'm not sure. The day of your upcoming exam, it's doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That kind of look their I deliver a speculator of
that house.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Elliot, how come I don't get that spin wheel?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm gonna you're not a woman.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And they came up put Diane's email in just like
I do for the White Marl and Open Street.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Did you just look up when your next Guyani is?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, I know, I made an appointment for it not
too long ago.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
How'd you search it that quick?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
You put in the were the little magnifying glasses? I
put her doctor's name in there and its up?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh okay, I thought you put like ghyo in there?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
So what what am I looking at with their tool?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And what's is that? A stress ball and a pair
of socks?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
The yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
And I do like there is a wipe the twenty
dollars off?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Are you gonna collagorge your pap smear?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No, it says, if you're doing this, you're a genius.
And what's this like?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Lip ball? Say again?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Face facial lips? The facial lips?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You wanted to look good? Don't you?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Can you tell me about this product?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So anyway, you can either do it at home, Diane.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You can either do it at home or if you
like because it gives you your own speculum. Yeah, they
say you can just order the speculum and bring it
with you to the guynecologist.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Dane's not I'm bored of it that now?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why why would you want to.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Bring your own speculum? You like the clicking and the cold.
It's knowing that it's been in fifty million other women.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's literally like thirty seconds. I suck it up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
They have wrong head.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Not pleasant, not pleasant, but you know what? Okay? Hello,
halle Berry is all over their website, though.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She coll of guards her Regina.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I think she's just saying she's a genius recommended by
a Hollywood icon for your comfort and care.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
How about that? How about that? Nella?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I don't see anything about sending in.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I thought there was at home. I thought there was
clicking and cranking of plastic.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Like it says you need to book an exam, like
that's part of this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They tried to use a slim catheter with a balloon,
but they found out that balloon was clogging my view.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
So they want you to bring this kit with you. Oh,
once you're in the exam room, let your clinician know
you brought your own speculum.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And I brought a lip balm. So it's the socks. Like,
do you have to take off your shoes and socks
when you're there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I mean usually because you've got to put your feet
in the stirrups.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, but you your feet don't fit in there? And shoes.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
No, you're you're in a gown. You're naked, So are
you really?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You're illiot?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
What you're in a gown?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
You want me to have to have her unbutton my
jeans to No, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Pull your jeans down, but I'll just slide that panty.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
My god, this is the why people are afraid to
go to see me.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm not a guy to college.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yes, no, but they think that you're speaking truths from
any sort of experience.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, I've never been. I started by saying, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I'm not paying one hundred and twenty five bucks for
my own speculum.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
But if it takes the anxiety, yeah, clin I'm the beat.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Click.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I don't get the anxiety about it. Wait, you don't
understand it or you don't have that, No, I don't
have it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I also like it.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
No, I wouldn't say that it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Right, Christian? Do you hate it?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
You needed that last click, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah? Oh Radford grad click click the Yeah. No, I
mean listen that there are some people that hate it.
Why not bring your own speculum?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
The sound thing is new to me. I just knew it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
They said it caused comfortable and cold. It says it
causes a lot of stress, A lot of stress. I've
never heard one. I've never held one.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Ninety one percent feel anxiety before and during pelvic exams.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
See you're one of the nine.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Skip. Oh it's not. It's not my favorite thing. I
don't look forward to it. But it doesn't doother It's
better than cervical cancer.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The well.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yes, obviously, let's make a list of things that is.
It is actually a lavender roller ball. It's not a
stress ball.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
No, this is the lipball. There's definitely to squeeze. The
words a stress ball.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Wait, so what do I do with that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
During the exam?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You squeeze a ball during the exam.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Don't you think some offices would be like, we're not
using your homes?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Why because we use our materials?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, I know, but your materials are old school
on new school.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Then you're not seeing my vagina.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I could just see a doctor saying thanks.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
But no thanks, let me help you with your genes.
So you've got to take your shirt off too.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yes, because they do a breast exam as part of it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Always, yeah, I know that while you're they in there,
or you go to get the mammy, a mammy and
a pathy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, can you not be I'm trying.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
To learn as part of as part of it, they're
going to do a breast exam. And then they always
ask you are you doing your own at home? And
you lie and say yes, you better be doing your own.
I'm bad at that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You need to get good.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, I'll give you an instruction seat. So they they
treat it a Halloween costume. So they treat it like
I do running a bath. That's a great old joke.
Diya never heard it?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Where yes you have this.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
All that motion is awful line or.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That's the next step of tune in Tokyo. Hi elliot
in the morning. Hey, yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
This is Michelle.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Hey you get pat smears?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I've been getting them since I was like fifteen every year.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right right, right? What is the what is the and
do you bring your own speculum?
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Absolutely not? I think that sounds gross.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why does that sound gross?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I have a lot of.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Stuff in my purse, like I'd be concerned sanitation.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
There's crumbs on it.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But Tyler's sitting in the box. It comes in a box.
It comes in a box, and then you just put
in the dishwasher or something. No, no, no, they.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
You don't take a doctor. It's a one time thing.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh so you leave it.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
This is why all the fish have plastics.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Even the fisher, like, hey did you wait?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So are there a lot of one used speculums at
gynecologist's office?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Oh, that's what this product is.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh so nella Nella is a one time use? Yes, yeah, right, okay,
all right, all right, And so but you don't want
a one time use. You want one that's been used
a million times.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
It's that's been clean and sanitiz.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, no, of course, Well I don't want you to
use it in thirty one.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
And it's not like it's not just the speculum, and
that's the back part. It's also like I have a
backward service. So like the scraping is painful, like unless
they come up with a whole different process, like I'll
just stick with that's the one we do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Now, wait a minute, you have a backward so your
service is on the other side.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
It just tilts different.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Does your doctor ever like joke around and go, you know,
I could do this through the tushy. I'd be a
good guynecologist, like.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'd have fun with it. The Yeah, no, I got
a good bedside man or a good bedside man.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
What's the scientific name for a backwards cervix?
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Uh, backwards service?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Oh that sounded like a slang.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah, I mean I guess it's it's tilted.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I like the tilted kilt, just like that. The okay,
so you don't you you? You does the clicking bother you?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It does?
Speaker 9 (17:39):
The whole process is terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh yeah, because you all it's painful.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Yeah, but like the speculum, I mean it's not the
worst part. Like I feel like the last time I
had it, it was more like a ratchet almost like
clickless of clicks, and so that was more just like
you know, there was a normal dread. I don't think
I've ever been excited. I don't think I don't think
a product would make me go, oh my god, I
(18:06):
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I got well, no, I mean I'm not looking at
it that way. Hey, the do you have to take
your your your clothes all the way off?
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Yes, because they, like Diane said, they do do the
breast exam.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Oh it's I know you're pantomiming it a certain way
that you feel it's like that.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
It's really not. It's a little more gentle.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Right, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yes, what does Kristen have to say about all this?
Because she is new to she's new to the world
of acology game?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Would you mind hopping on? Can you pop on real quick?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What was your question? Are you you're relatively new to
the world of gynecology?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
No, I've gone before. I just took a break. I
am going again.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I have one coming up in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
The h how quickly in this ship.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I got yelled at by all of you. No originally yeah,
because you had them. Yeah, but it had been forever
yeah yeah yeah, and now you're back. Happened the well, no,
it really doesn't.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh wait, so this is still going to be your
first return. No, I've gone in the past. No, no, no,
but I'm saying this upcoming visit is the first since
you got shamed. No oh I went from that time, right, so.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You went and now this is this is a second.
Oh what's your date? Because if it's the same indict,
Do you guys go together?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I think we have different doctors the No, But is
that a thing like do you like like I would
imagine it's word of mouth?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Mine was the word of mouth, right, yeah, from some
of the girls in the pit.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Do you but like, would you guys go together?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You could? I mean I don't think that there's bunk
beds in there where it's like, okay, I got the
top bunk.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No no, no, but like you could like make an
appointment and go together if you like, back to bed
possibly right when you went last time? Did you hate it?
I always hate it? Right?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It is cold?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's Does the sound bother you?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
This sound does It's like the same as the drills
in your mouth. It's it's metal. People love those drills.
It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh okay, the sound does it? But it's cold? Would
you bring your own?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I don't know. I guess if the doctor was like sure, yeah, no, well, I.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Mean it's up to you. You could buy annella.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Am I removing one from the cart?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Or not?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Am I removing one from the shopping You.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
May be adding one. I think Kristen may be a buyer,
but like do what.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
If the doctor's like, well, how are you do? They
have to then clean it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
At it's in the box. Well first, yeah, it's one
use and then the fish eat it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Well does insurance cover it?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't know, Kristen. I know Diane just got twenty
dollars off.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, it is in the wheel fs A HSA approved.
What is that which lexible spending? Yeah, we don't have
flexible spends. We do, we do? Yes, I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yes, Oh for drop my speculum. All right, so this
isn't for you. I thought this was a billion dollar business.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
We have flexible sending. It was always ignored that, like
we don't have that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That between that and the four oh one, k you
don't pay attention to anything going on here.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Nothing. When is your when is your appointment? A couple
of weeks?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Haircut? All right, very good, very good, Thank you, Kristin,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
So with the timing can we refer a friend for
a discount on a second kit? Or do we need
to buy both kits right now? Can you guys sort
that out?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Let me go to line.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's backslash refer front too.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
By the way, somebody's birthdays just a couple of weeks
from now.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
That would be the worst birthday gift? Ever, how about
the best birthday gift? But no more, no more clicking,
no more cold Hi.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
I wait to see what you get that.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
But it needs I don't like hold on. I don't
like the name Nella. I don't like the name Nella.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, what is it? What isn't nella for reference?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Ella?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's like it needs something else. I don't. I don't
like what it's called. It's a comfort kit, Yes, ma'am.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
How are you excellent? What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I'm actually sitting out my parking lot at work. I'm
the clinical manager of an ob G I N office,
and I have to say that my badger real does
save the genius.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So that's cool. That's cool. Hey, do you guys have
any openings? Always a great line, always a great line. Hey, hey,
what is so?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Would her practice allow this?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I'm sending Diane to see you. She's got in her
back pocket. She has her own speculum.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Would you would you guys? Would you guys use it?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well, we use disposable speculum, so we get the one
and done with that disposable.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Is that normal? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I know this by them, but at your at your office,
all speculums get thrown.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Out, almost all of them, unless we need the metal
ones for specific procedures or specific anatomy. But almost all
of them are one and done.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, how do you get how do you dispose of it?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You just throw it in the trash, in a medical
waste and it's incinerated.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Can I can I ask you?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh, it's okay. I'm just gonna say. How many speculums
are in landfills? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
We go through a lot of them every week.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, I bet, oh my god. We got to get
into the speculum business man. That is, there is money
to be made.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I had no clue.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I guess it makes sense for the plastic ones to
be tossed.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, right into the right into the uh, right into
the Potomac. I got snake heads that are swimming around.
They got all kinds of stuff going on, and say
they have boobs.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Hey, what is the what is the so?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
If so Diane's coming in to see you and she's
got her speculum in her back pocket.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
There, you won't use that one.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Probably not. I mean, if that's the way of the future,
then maybe we would talk to adapt. But we've never
had a pace to bring in their own speculum. We're
we're we're pretty well.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Stocked with us.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Do they do they do?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You see a lot of patients that have anxiety over
the clicking.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh my gosh, yes, really anxiety over the appointment in general.
I mean, it's a crappy appointment.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The yeah, no, but but it's essential. It's a good appointment.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
It is it is.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Hey, what did that woman have where her her her
thing was backwards?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, a posterior or cervix.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Posterior, posterior.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
She can't even hear the music?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
But I thought I thought it was interesting that after
all this, I also didn't know that you guys use
those for I U.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
D's and stuff, will use them for anything.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
We have to get into your vagina. We're gonna open
it up with a speculum m.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
M.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Left speechless.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, it was just it didn't That didn't land like
I wanted it to. Yeah, that didn't land. Hey, how
and remind me how often is it? Every year? Every
couple every couple of years?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Right, it's every year when you're within like until you
get to medicare age and.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Then we do it every two Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
All right, all right, very good, very good. I don't
think I have anything further your honor.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
All right, well, thank you very much, y'all have a
fabulous day.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, very good. Hey do you guys put pictures
on the ceiling? Not in my office now, No, but
a lot of places do that right where it's like
the cat and stuff like that, don't they don't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
They put pictures on the ceilings the No, No, don't
they put pictures on the ceiling. I remember going to
some doctor appointment for for Jackie when she was pregnant,
and there was stuff on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
None of it said like hang in there, but it
was like, hey, what's going on or whatever? Like mirrors.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I don't know, doctor would hang like the artwork of
the children that were born on this not in the sea.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I don't want hanging out there out yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Say, he said.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Artwork of the kids that were born there are not practically.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
So while you're touching my mood, I'm looking at kids
handwriting no to.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
The side on a bolden board with all the holiday cards.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Also, they took those down because that was a privacy
thing because it says the name.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, oh, exactly exactly. They shouldn't do that. All right,
very good, very good, thank you. Hey, ma'am, you know
you got to take everybody's clothes off.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh, yes, we do, all right, Absolutely, everybody is making it.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Why do you think that that's so odd?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I just thought you pulled them down to your pant
like your your your ankles or your panties.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Anyway. You couldn't.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
You couldn't see how that would get in the way.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I told him, I pull it aside.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I got a whole other speculum that pulls your panties aside.
All right, very good, very good, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Thank you. Doctor.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yes, by the way, I have some good news for
Diane's birthday. Oh oh, I just spun for twenty dollars off.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Now, Diane, you could full like when underwear is half off.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
You could forward me, Diane that coupon code because I
did see your dress
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