HR. 1 - ChadGPT

ChadGPT weighs in on some things and provides helpful suggestions to Sauce and others, the guys talk about another Packers loss

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number
twenty nine, the Beaverville Come on, man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I woke up yesterday morning with US ring of us
to start later, please, I could never know what the
day with US Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
We are number one. We just grabbed every key. Demograta,
super duper.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
That's nice night a go ndogay, yes boy, that.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Is good news.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
It is the eleventh day of November twenty twenty five.
Good morning everybody, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
My name is Chris Hockey and here we are on
a lovely tired Tuesday morning. We got your audible caffeine
ready to go. Marnie, and uh, I think is Johnny Bones.
He's maybe gone. It's like at the GM meetings or
something like that. I don't think he works for General Motors.
I'm what the hell is going on?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I don't know, but I do know.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
This is Veteran's Day and we are grateful to all
of you veterans out there pasting, current and future.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Thank you all very very much.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here's Michael Longfellow with some comedy on a Tuesday morning
caught in I am glad you are here.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I live with an eighty two year old Asian American woman,
Carol Wong. Do you guys know her? She's an old
lady in Glendale, California.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
I live with this old lady. I found her on Craigslist.
She takes in soldiers with post traumatic stress disorder. But
I showed her a tape and she was like, Okay,
you can stay too. You win the soldiers. The soldiers
moved out though. Now it's just like me and Carol
be in roommates. It's really weird to live with an
eighty two year old woman that is not your grandmother.
I don't love her, she doesn't love me. We're just roommates.

(01:34):
We've roommate issues, and it feels ridiculous to go into
a room like Carol. Maybe I'm crazy, but are there
three or four puddings left in this snackpack?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Did you have a pudding? Carol?

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Did you have a pudding, Carol? I'm not made of pudding, Carol.
You gotta ask, you guys drink? So does she?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
The free the finer side is weeding feet us on
your side?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You hear the distant this line and then you stray.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Wow to take a tudes.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
By Tuesday, November eleventh of twenty twenty five, Veterans Day
on the Power Triom Morning, Joe and Corey Cove. That's
Chris Hockey, that's Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, there's Zacharyhlberson Nice
the bonus Secure about Veterans Day. Yeah, where is.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
He going to the General Motors meetings? Oh? I don't know.
If he's investor he must be, or if you like,
he might own their website, you know how he is man,
he might like he might have jumped on their website
like they're like.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're squatting on the domain name right, squatters here he
is he like bought GM dot com on go Daddy
like twenty five years ago, and he's just waiting for
GM to pay up. Yeah, there's a lot of people
that made a lot of money off that.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
As soon as domain names became a thing, they just
poached him. It's like, I'll buy McDonald's dot com and
then just hold McDonald's for ransom until they give me
a whole bunch of money.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's right, that's smart, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm sure that happens in social media too, right as
soon as like a new social media service pops up.
I'm sure there's a whole bunch of people in each
of those major companies. Their job is you better secure
all of our stuff, immedia Lee. Yeah. Meanwhile, you have
the rest of us roops going like I'm gonna buy
it first, and then McDonald's goes to like blue Sky

(04:07):
and McDonald's is taken, you know what I mean by me,
and I'm not giving it to them unless they give
me forty nuggets. Yeah. Man. Man, happen with Advil, like
somebody bought or somebody got advil's Twitter and then they
just didn't ever buy it, and so now it's like
Advil underscore something really yeah, and the regular literally just

(04:32):
taunts him and this says, Hey, I can't believe you
guys just didn't give me like you know.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, it was gonna exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I bet your Edward's thinking about this.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Would you take it a lifetime supply of Advil to
give up Advil on Twitter? Man? I wouldn't. I wouldn't
want to rack cash because then you could buy advil
sure yeah, or weed or weed yeah or more booze
to get your headache to go with or goldfish both
the pat and the Cracker favorite kind cheddar Just pull

(05:08):
your hands up. Did you guys see Must crashing out
yesterday on Twitter? Did I see Must crashing out on Twitter?
And what the kids call it? You're freaking out about
what the He couldn't watch the Monday night football game? No?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No, are you sure that's muss?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
He tweeted kiss a bag of d's at ESPN at
YouTube TV. Did he use the actual word? Yeah? Oh,
he did spend more money on apps and a dish
or media com suck more? What the f? And he
used the actual word again, No, he just wt damn it.
Then he wrote money grubbing bastards, you effors such bs

(05:48):
that we have Disney Plus and can't watch Monday night football?
Double birds, you d words and he used the word
yeah wow in all caps all caps. He's pissed. And
what was this approximately seven hours ago? Okay, so he
was completely sober at that, Yeah, correct? Yeah, Partrip Betts
asked him that how many garage beards he's had? So

(06:11):
he was he was crashing out yesterday about ESPN. Just
do what I do? I didn't watch a second of
the game. You're better off. I watched The Cheer Company,
which was the weirdest episode yet. I watched most of
that game, most of the game. No, no, what did
you watch The Chair Company? That is the Tim Robinson shown.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I couldn't do It's comfortable. I gave up on it.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh man, it's it's so it's so weird.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I can't watch. It's too much. It's too hard to
watch it. It's too hard.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Did you watch the Garfield thing.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I've not watched it last night.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man, how many power through the whole thing? How many episodes?
It's only four, it's four of them.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
But it's just it's just so wonderfully done. It's it's like,
you know, it's just wow, Holy Moly, Holy moly. And
the lady who plays his wife is great. And that dude,
the guy who plays Michael, that guy's great. And the
dude who's Molly Malahill's husband is great.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
And I just love the idea that every time somebody
tunes in and out of context, they just say, Chris
keep telling everybody to watch the Garfield movie. Yeah, like
even with Bill Murray and Bill Murray just say he
did that for the money and said that that was
like the worst decision you ever made.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, I'll do it, man.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Chris is dead, said on getting everybody to watch the
Garfield movie. Yeah on Netflix. He's really passionate about it, said,
it's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It's well down, which seems like a pretty good way
to go.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know, if you get struck by lightning, are you don't? We? Okay?
The stats something like ninety percent of people survive, right,
I think it is that. Yeah, it's some crazy number
because I would have thought it was the opposite. I
would have thought it's like ninety percent of you die.
It's very unlikely that you live. But I think we
read it the almost the exact ninety survival rate. But

(08:09):
I wonder if the ten percent of people that get
killed do you die instantly?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
You should ask him.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I mean, the guy in Great Outdoors got struck sixty
six times. He's serving sixty sixty six great film?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Right, hogs never seen it?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
What I know?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, you'd love it, that's what you always say. You
would like it. You would like it.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, I protest against movies you like, Well, you know
what you watch Dad, Bowers.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I deserve that. I deserve that.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
But h no, I I think you guys would dig
the Garfield movie a lot of Lisagnia.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I love Wazania.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I like that guy seems good.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Plus Michael Shannon is good and about anything he's in.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Right, Yeah, he's got two first names.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah. Do you know what one of his first roles was,
it's sneaky. It's a very very small role. Was he
in one of the Back to the futures? No, well man,
he was in Groundhog's Day?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh really, what was he doing there?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
He was? He was the guy that that got really
excited about, like wrestle Mania tickets. At the end, O'Connors
gets some tickets to WrestleMania. Okay, he's got a super
small part in that.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
That's a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That was like ninety two or three, ninety three. I
think did he quit after that? Nope, he kept going,
kept acting. He's like one of the best bad guys
in the whole movie, which one a in movies. He's
a terrific bad guy. Boardwalk Empire, the Water Thing, He's
General Zod the Water Thing, the movie, The Way of

(09:49):
the Water whatever, where that lady bangs that sea creature. Sure,
he's the bad guy in that The shape of water,
I think it's called what it's called the shape of water,
Shape of water? Yaw on, It was just weird. She
just wanted to bang that merman. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
I can't blame her, though, pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
She did, if I remember right, I only saw it once,
Hawk and bang a mer lady.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Now every time she walks into red lobster.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
God, damn it. Now, I want you to reade biscuits. Yeah, yeah,
dang it.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
You sure do you want to bang a merman?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah? Hawk wants to bang a mr Lady.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I ain't scared of it.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, you'd try it.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I've had worse. Oh, poor f w Yeah, poor French.
Is she still with us? Who f W? I don't know, man,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, how would he know?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
How would I know?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Dude? I'm sure on Facebook I did.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Eleven, the eleventh day of eleventh month in nineteen eighteen,
the war ended. That'd be the First War, the Great War,
the War to end all wars, which was not. At
five am that morning, Germany, rift of manpower and supplies
and facing imminent invasion, signed an armistice. Agreement with the
Allies in a railroad car outside of coup Am French France.

(11:08):
The First World War left nine million soldiers dead, twenty
one million.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Wounded, nine million nine million.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Germany, Russia, Austria, Hungary. That's one country. The Austria, Hungary,
France and Great Britain each lost nearly a million more
lives in addition to five million civilians who died from disease, starvation,
and exposure.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You know, it's crazy. If you had asked me seventy
two seconds ago how many people died in World War One?
It is a world war, right, it's not a small battle.
I wouldn't have guessed four thousand people. But I don't
even know what I would have started with in terms of,
like what's my baseline guess saying that's I can definitely

(11:52):
say that's more than I would have thought. I don't
know by how much more, because now I don't know
what I would have guessed, but it would have been
a lot less than that A lot. That's a lot
of people. It's a ton.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
What's that one World War One movie about the Germans
that just came out like two years ago? That really,
Holy Molly, did it did it really bring home what
it was like the fight in World War One?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Nineteen seventeen.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, that's it. Holy bals, I've.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Got the one with that. I haven't seen it, but
it's the one that has that really famous running sequence.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
My god, dude, Oh yeah, I mean, so it starts
off with these German kids and they're going to war
and they're like, holy hell, let's do this.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
We're gonna go fight for our country.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
And by the end of the movie there's only one
of them left, man, and he's he's the main character.
It's like, damn, because, like I'm watching right now some
video of Armistice Stay in, you know, in nineteen eighteen there,
and and it's black and white, but in real life
it wasn't in real life. That's that happened in color,
and those are real people, you know what I mean.

(12:48):
It's a weird thing to say, but you get my
point yep, Damn man.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do you know so that that famous scene in nineteen seventeen, Yeah,
where he's running and the troops are kind of running perpendicular. Sure,
and there's that part of the run where he runs
into somebody and they both fall over. Do you guys
know what I'm talking about. So he's running through just
a giant group of soldiers that's running the other way, right,

(13:13):
and there's bombs going off, but he's running towards the camera.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, one of the soldiers that's running perpendicular to this guy,
they run into each other and they both fall over. Okay,
well there's actual explosions and time like, so they they
didn't cut Oh so he didn't mean to run. Wow.
So the kid gets up, which actually makes it better
because it's like, that's what you would have to do

(13:38):
in real life. It's like, you ran into that guy,
you got to get up and keep running. You don't
just go all right cake two. So the story goes that, yeah,
that was not planned that the soldier that's running the
other way accidentally clipped him. They both fall over and
he's got whoever the actors I forget who it is,
has to get up and kind of quick quick. So
caster Nephbern like four years has to has to quickly

(14:03):
get up and sprint back to kind of get on
the same pace to be in the same spot he
was supposed to be in. But that actually makes it
look more chaotic and more realistic, so they obviously ended
up keeping it. It's pretty cool. It is really cool.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, at the very beginning of your story there, I
thought you were doing a uh a bit.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, no, a leaf guard thing.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh get the gutter for that great, great radio bit,
you're gonna have to wait until the spring again.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, correct Dodge and leaves.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
There's one person that loves this show. That's like, I
don't know if I'm gonna listen to the Power Trip
until Corey does the gutter helmet bit next spring again.
I just the only thing I like about the Power
Trip is when he does the transition of meat sauces sponsor.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Probably I don't know if they if that if that's it,
but maybe that's the only way they can get an erection.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, what if that's the they're edging into. Just ask
him when he gets here at nine, God, what a sentence.
Nordo edges to gut her helmet more the power your

(15:14):
morning show after.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
This on the fans, that's like a headline on the Athletic.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't know, Hey, Wolves fans, it's Timberwolves Talk Back Tuesday,
and we've got your shot at tickets. So this Saturday's
Prince inspired City Edition game. Tap the microphone on the
cafan page in the iHeartRadio app and give us your
best dunk call. Winners will be selected and emailed all
day long. Get all the list of rules at KFA

(15:40):
dot com keyword contests. Well, yesterday we heard sauceage touchdown call?
Right it was cot Yeah. Uh, what's your best dunk call? Oh?
Good one?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah? Let me think about well, just enter the contest please,
all right, I'll enter the contest. All right, here's your
best dunk call. Let's make it an don't do it
on the iHeartRadio. No, I want you to do it now.
It's better, okay, And top of the key passes it back,
passes it back, gets the ball back and swam wolves
up by eight. Yes see was at the top of

(16:16):
the key. He passes it back and then passes it
back again. Yeah, I meaning he gets it back. I
don't know what happened, got it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, I got it. I'm basketball guy though.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, huck loves basketball. Did he do that thing where
he throws it with a little English on it? So
he passed it back to himself because that's a double
ribble like off the backboard. Oh, I thought you meant
to like another player as the one guy who always
says hi to Pa in the NFL booth, he would
say that was a swash buckling play. Kevin Harlan, Yes.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh ho ho the humanity.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, that's the with no regard for human life. Great, great, gat,
I mean he's still live. But yeah, he's so good.
Oh man, nineties Wolves broadcasts were the best, the best, man,

(17:11):
not like they're bad. Now they're awesome. We love our guy,
Alan Horden. He's so good. Yeah, I mean, Kevin Harland
is essentially on the Mount Rushmore of my all time
favorite sports announcers, and he just happened to be with
the Wolves when I cared about the Wolves the most. Yep.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Can I play my favorite dunk call?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, you got to answer the phone?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Hello, thank you? So do you dunk stuff in? Malk milk?
What is he talking about? Kemp's milk has got a
lot to be proud about. Yeah, like Cheerios and Kemp's
malkh I say that. Yeah, man, I tried really hard

(17:54):
to do the milk.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
It's good, it's good. Don't ever give up on you.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you know you be you bit. Like I said,
the best next possible bit is that vander Belt University
gives you a sponsorship as well. Yeah. Well I love
Kempt's milk and cheery on what college? Would you like
to drink milk? At vander Belt? You have steal belted radios. Yeah,
I have steel belted shoes too. Yeah, I'm not smart. Guys,

(18:20):
you don't do Do you dunk donuts and stuff? Or
do you don't? I don't dunk donuts.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Either, Waste the time dunk a damn donut.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's why I think Donkin Donuts is nuts. I don't
want to dunk a donut in coffee or molk.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
I dumping anything in coffee.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Dunkin Donuts coffee is outstanding though, it's for good. Yeah,
but just drink the coffee. Don't put a donut in there.
It's nuts. What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'll do what I won't.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I like Dunkin Donuts, great spot.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, I do what I won't.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah. Do you guys we don't eat cereal with milk,
but only a couple. Do you drink the milk? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Oh boy, he's got to ask you a questions.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah you do, sure, honey nut Cheerios and Kemp's milk
for sure, and then no, I can't do it. Coco, No,
I do, but just not with milk. Only two. Again,
I'm weird. I have like a you know, o CD
and I'm a psychopath. Yes, honey Nutgeerios and Coco puts
are the only Yesterday, I asked him if he'd rather

(19:22):
eat this is this is easy? A deep fried mushroom
or get a cigarette? Put out hand on hay On.
You said we were talking about onions somehow, and then
and then onion rings came up, and I grew up
crushing onion ring batter. My mom, God bless your soul,

(19:42):
would I didn't want to touch the onion, so she
would crack open onion rings, take the onion out and
just let me crush the batter. How am I not dead?
That's step one. That's so amazing. You asked a hypothetical
and you were like, onion ring batter without the onion
or deep mushrooms without the mushroom, And I'm like, I

(20:02):
can't do that, Like mentally, I wouldn't be able to
do that. I grew up on the onion ring batter.
I can't do deep fried mushroom batter, can't do it,
I won't do it. You chill and then you then
you pivoted and said, deep fried, mushroom batter. I even think,
I don't even think you meant the mushroom, no mushroom
or getting a cigarette put out on you? And I go,

(20:23):
I'll take the cigarette, and I go, where is the
cigarette going? And you said dealer's choice, dealer's choice? Man,
So I didn't know if you meant I'm the dealer
or the person putting the cigarette out as the dealer.
I'm the dealer, all right, that's right, you said that,
And then I said, it has to be somewhere that
can be seen in public. So basically, don't shove it

(20:44):
up that spot or the other spot. Don't put it
on your bung teaser, Zach. You were not in your head.
I take a cigarette to my scale deep what Yeah? Yeah?
Do you bad? That would hurt though, I don't care. Hogs?

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah? You eat them? Rushroom? No? Yeah? Man, no even worse? Yeah? Yeah,
listen to dogs, dandy, Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Sometimes you gotta eat that mushroom?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Baby? Yeah? Have you ever had a cigarette put out
on you like that? I mean, like I bumped into
somebody when like they're smoking back when we all smoked.
It hurts smoking whales. Yes, it hurts like a son
of a bit. Okay, I'll deal with that though. No,
I'm sure it only hurts for a couple of seconds. God,
you're weird, man, I'm no, not even the mushroom. Not not.

(21:28):
I don't want the battery either. Barf, yeah, barf. He's
half man, half dog. He's his own best friend. But okay, no,
it's a ground stain. No, they're great if they're prepared, right,
they're great like raw mushrooms. No, the proof is the
proof is all right, obviously you're saying. The hypothetical is like,

(21:51):
these are the two options, option A, option B. But
the other one is how much would it cost me
to eat a deep fried mushroom versus how much would
I have to be paid to have a cigarette put
out on me? The number would be significantly less to
have the cigarette put out on me, significantly less, Oh God,
bless you, man, Like, would you get a cigarette put

(22:13):
out on you for one thousand dollars? No? Five hundred,
no checking, no, two thousand, no, five thousand dollars five
thousand bucks. That's like a courseman and scar.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
No, you certainly would five thousand dollars. I got my arm, sure, forearm?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah? Probably? How about forty five hundred? No, five thousand
is forty eight to fifty five thousand? Is my body
forty nine seventy five? No? I don't know how to negotiate,
so zach. How much to eat a deep fried mushroom? Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Man?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Two grand? Yeah, as long as it's like small? What
about uh? If it's two grand for a mushroom? How
much to get a cigarette put out on your arm?
Because I'm Brian shuck, Brian s god cash to burn?
Two grands? Probably about the same? Yeah, about the same.
I don't know how badly it hurts? It hurts? I maybe.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
If you don't, if you don't ask Chad GPT.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, oh that's a good that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Let's see no chat, no chad chat radio can't afford
chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Oh we have Chad, we have Chad GPT. Ask it which.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hey, Chad GPT? How bad does it hurt to have
a cigarette put out on you?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I don't know, man, sounds like something happened over here.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know if I think we got to reboot it.
Oh so I just asked Chad GPT. Yeah, and he said,
I don't know that I'm dealing with drop foot. Oh
ask Chad GPT how he runs?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, Man, maybe maybe you need to take a little,
a little nap in the gad.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's not very nice.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I've heard that they were having trouble with AI trying
to get people to take themselves out. My god, Chad,
that's what happens when you go to the cheap route.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah. According to chat GPT, when a lit cigarette, which
burns around seven hundred to eight hundred celsius fifteen hundred fahrenheit,
touches skin, it causes a third degree burn almost instantly.
See That means it burns a lot through all layers
of skin, often leaving a round scar and sometimes requiring

(24:35):
medical attentions. The people who experienced describe immediate searing pain
and a burning smell, blistering and tissue damage within seconds,
throbbing soreness lasting for hours or days, permanent scarring or
discolored tissue afterwards.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Hey, chat GPT, does that sound right to you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I don't know, man, you'd be cool if you smoke
some cigarettes though.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Wow, why does he want us to be unhealthy? Yeah?
I said, what's worse eating a deep fried mushroom or this?
And they said they're extremely different experiences. One just uncomfortable
or gross if you dislike mushrooms. The other causes real
physical injury. Yep, So even if you hate mushrooms, eating
one is basically harmless compared to being burned with a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Does that sound right to you, chat GPT, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I don't know, man, sound like dance outs.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Dan fouts are your cat cheap they have? They put
together a quick table baby and chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
A table baby.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
The duration of the experience the deep fried mushroom dislike
is seconds to minutes. The cigarette burn is hours to weeks,
possibly lifetime scarring. Yes, eat the mushroom? Yeah, I don't know, man, Oh,
Chad GPT, what's worse?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, I don't know, man, maybe Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
It is Tuesday worse. Bonus, he's not very good at that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Well, it's learning as it goes, that's what it does. Man.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, we're not We're not supposed to use it on
the air anymore, I know.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
But they came up with their own note.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's Chad GPT.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
It's one more thing. Chad could do one more thing.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
We get a lot of weird Hey, Chad, where is
the where's where's must broadcasting today for that Viking show?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Man probably left Cuba, left Cuba.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Mmmm, it's like North Carolina, Cuba.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I don't know if Chad GPT knows how to work.
So yeah, eat the mushroom. Moral of the story, you
don't want the third degree burn. Thanks Alice in Wonder Lane.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
You eat the mushroom.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Can I need it either? Nope, you gotta do one
or the other. Just eat the musher man. I mean,
I'm gonna projectile vomit, which is way better than having
a third degree burn on your arm where you have
to go, Hey, what happened there? Well, my fat, overweight
co worker asked me if I would rather get a
cigarette burn or eat a deep fried mushroom. I chose

(27:25):
the cigarette burn. They go, what, and they'd say he's
fat and overweight. Yeah, I go, yeah, he's super redundant. Yeah, okay,
I'm still leaning cigarette. You're eating the cigarette leaning. You
guys need help. I know. See this can't be duplicated

(27:46):
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Speaker 5 (28:04):
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Speaker 5 (28:34):
Don't worry, guys, I got it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
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Speaker 5 (28:37):
No, take your time, It's cool.

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you want. All right, let's start with the Minnesota Vikings.
Kevin O'Connell, the head coach of the Minnesota Vikings, provided
a couple of updates yesterday, both of them positive too,

(29:45):
the two big ones at least. He is quote very
encouraged by the progress any concussion protocol for Ryan Kelly.
Do you, guys, both or all of you kind of
assume that Ryan Kelly was maybe done for the year
and maybe done for his career. Yeah, Hawk, you're closer
to the team, But yeah, I thought it was over

(30:05):
as well.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, I would have guessed that too.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's turning the right way, though. I guess he's very
encouraged that it's going the right way. So we'll see
what happens with Ryan Kelly. And you know, hey, look,
friend of The Power to a morning show Jonathan Grenard.
It looked bad on Sunday when he was first down
on the ground flopping around and that shoulder looked messed up.
It was like, uh oh, this is not good. Not good.
But it sounds like he avoided serious injury. And Kevin

(30:30):
O'Connell is saying, look, he might play against the Bears,
so we'll see how the rest of the week goes.
But he, according to a lot of their initial reports,
dodged the major bullet, which is good. No serious shoulder injury. Yeah,
that's a good thing. They need him, especially down this
stretch of games they have. He provides a great pass rush,
he's a great leader. They really really need him. We

(30:54):
need him, Yeah, we do as well. Yeah that fell
some year. This is very nice, is it not true?
I mean, the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Packers ten to seven, terrible.
Brandon McManus attempted a round a sixty four yarders time expired.
That was just a bit outside. That was hideous. That

(31:16):
game was zero zero at half. That was the first
scoreless game at halftime in the NFL since I saw it.
I think they posted it at halftime. I don't say
it then if you saw it. That was the first
scoreless game at halftime in the NFL since Hmmm, I'm

(31:45):
asking because it's gettable. This is very Gettably, there's got
him in like a snow Last year, Yeah, I was
gonna say last year maybe.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
More than nothing nothing. When we played the Raiders in.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Vegas, Raiders Vikings in Vegas. It was December tenth, twenty
twenty three. The Vikings won three nothing, and it was
the most boring football game I've ever been to in
my life. Notably not a snow game. No, it was.
We won, but it felt like football lost. It was

(32:16):
so bad. That was the game that Dobbs through the
hospital ball. Oh that was to Jefferson right, yep, right,
didn't actually go to the hospital a true hospital ball. Yeah.
And that was like his first game back, and that's
what happened, oh man, and Dobbs just looked like the
Dobbs run was over. It was like this kid can't
do it. It was fun for a couple of weeks.
That game was brutal. Luckily I didn't watch it last night.

(32:38):
It sounds like must didn't either. I watched the majority
of it. There's something wrong with that Packers offense. They
just Jordan Love was twenty and thirty six for one
hundred and seventy six yards no touchdowns. He as Charge
pointed out last night, he makes unbelievably weird mistakes for
somebody who's a three year starter, Like he just gave

(33:01):
the ball up. He had a bad fumble that that
that was bad. They just don't have any rhythm to them.
And everybody always says you need like an a one
starter at wide receiver, and they just have like a
bunch of b's and c's, and it's just it's not good. Man.
You lose to Carolina, that's bad. But then you lose
at home. I don't know, man, and Philly didn't even

(33:24):
look that good. You gotta win that game. You gotta
put it more than seven points. Idious. So Philadelphia goes
to three and oh against the Packers in the last
two NFL seasons. Yeah, yeah, I thought the Packers were
good and one defeated the Eagles host Detroit on Sunday night.
That's gonna be a hell of a game. And the
Packers are at the New York Giants. Yeah, on Sunday

(33:48):
with a new head coach, and I would bet probably
without Jackson Dart who's had like four concussions. You guys
see that yesterday evaluated for four, which is and Adam
Schefter said last night during the Monday Night football pre
game that that is one of the reasons that they
fired Brian Dable because Dabell like interfered a couple times

(34:10):
and he was in the tent like they brought him
out after like two seconds. Not good. The Giants did
fire head coach Brian Daball after they blew another big
lead on Sunday. Offensive coordinator Mike Kofko will take over
as interim head coach. Dave Ball was eleven and thirty
three over his past three seasons. He was nine to

(34:32):
seven and one in his first season, and he won
a playoff game. Yeah, it beat the Vikings with Daniel Jones,
is correct? Yep? Yeah. Was that the game where Cousins
threw short Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was a tough loss.
They should have won that game. But here we are,

(34:54):
here we are yeah, hi, yeah, hello over there, Hello,
Dable's out. Whatever, they're a problem, not ours. Well, it's true.
The Timberwolves beat Utah by forty on Friday night for
the NBA Cup they beat him by seven last night

(35:15):
and had thirty five. The whole team couldn't hit threes
except for Ant. Yeah, they were mostly terrible. Actually, the
Wolves were five of twenty four from three if you
don't count Ant, yeah, it was five of nine. So
is the point one the NBA Cup bit that those
games are on Fridays. I think you have to win
by as many as you can. Isn't there like a
points margin?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Bit?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah? I think Friday was just I mean, ultimately you
have to win, but there is I think a tiebreaker
is point differential? Oh yeah, well they hopefully own that
because they crushed that team. But if you really, really,
really really cared about running up the score, you wouldn't
put the scrubs in for most of the fourth. You'd

(35:56):
leave the starters in and run it up. So ultimately,
once you win the game, I know, it's like, like,
let's make these games matter, Let's make these guys try.
Let's give the NBA community something to talk about in
November and December. I don't I don't think anybody really cares.
I mean, yeah, it's kind of cool, the courts are different.
It gives us something to talk about. But I don't know,

(36:17):
and hopefully the Wolves can win it. That would be great.
Up next day, four game homestand for the Wolves, including
Sacramento on Friday night seven o'clock. The Wolves are six
in the West, Oklahoma City is ten in one. God
and Wendy and the Spurs are eight and two. Those
are their top two teams in the West. Your dad
pick them to win the whole thing. I did too,

(36:38):
but I jumped on his bandwagon. Yeah, good for you,
they're good man. We got to well hand picking them
to win is different than betting on them.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Betting on them.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Sorry, we just got good value. Way good Yeah, good value. Yeah,
well done, man. Let's see what's a long shot. Yeah,
but still though, with Wemby, you can win every game,
every game your ten. Yeah, man, let's see what their
current odds are. Take your time, Hang on one second, cheer.

(37:21):
They are thirty five to one. You got them worse
than that, right, No, that's almost exactly where I got.
So they haven't moved yet, even though even though they're
eight and two. But good for them, they have wemb

(37:43):
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Speaker 5 (38:22):
Welcome back to Patre Morning Show. Yes, speaking of the teachers, let's.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
See what I just dreamed.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Shout out to my music teacher, by the way, Dewey Finn. Oh,
mister Finn was fantastic. Taught me some true appreciation for rock.
So shout out to mister Finn.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Minneapples Educators union and school district agreed to raise teachers
pay in the lower class sizes, So good for them.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
That's on for negotiations. The two sides came together Monday
to reach an agreement.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
So good.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
That's some good news for some of the teachers out there. Good,
good job, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, that's great. That is so true. Help much that.
I know. This is a bad example, but the giant
classes at the University of Minnesota that had a couple
hundred kids in an auditorium that was nap time, right,
Because you're in the back of the auditorium, they don't
care that you're there or there, and it's like whatever.
This is just like watching a Ted talk I'm going

(39:18):
to just check out. You get a class with twenty
kids as opposed to two hundred, you're going to focus more.
And obviously at the grade school level, middle school level,
high school level. You get thirty plus, you start to
start to become a number a little bit. Keep those
class sizes low. You get to more one on one time.
The Hot Taste class you had probably twenty twenty. Yeah,

(39:43):
I think we were in the thirty thirty five, right,
that's a lot of kids. Yeah, Yeah, twenties is way better.
Twenty five is fine. You get twenty five, you get
thirty plus, it start to get a little dicey. Yeah,
that's what really matters. So it really matters is the
rest of this here we go fought up by So
the baseball scandal fallout continues. Did you see that most

(40:05):
of the major US sportsbooks now are going to establish
a two hundred dollars limit on baseball bets for individual pitches,
and they are going to prohibit them from being included
in parlays to decrease or completely minimize the incentive for manipulation.
I saw those pitches you were talking about yesterday. Yeah,

(40:26):
it's polite, straight into the ground. Yeah. So DraftKings and
fan Duel and others continue to say they're going to
do anything they can to help curb corruption and manipulation
because ultimately it's really bad for their business. Yeah. Can
you think about this for a second, though, We all
on this show love gambling, Yes, sir, my favorite thing.

(40:46):
I freaking love it. We're all on different levels, degenerate gamblers.
Can you imagine not having an inside source and betting
two hundred dollars on a pitch? I mean, just whether
it's going to be a ballorus strike that is z JM. Yeah,
I freaking love it. I got a lot of respect
for that. But just to go, I'm going to bet

(41:09):
two hundred bucks the first pitch in the fourth is
a strike? All right, man? All right to see at
the meetings? Yeah? Correct? What really matters is this?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
So I was throwing together my what really matters last
night and I saw the following sentence. On this date today,
eleven eleven, which is Veteran's Day, police made a grizzly
discovery in Dorothea Pointe's lawn and that sounded intriguing. So
I looked up Dorothea Puente and here's what I found.
An American convicted serial killer. In the nineteen eighty she

(41:40):
ran a boarding house in Sacramento, California, and murdered various
elderly and mentally disabled borders before cashing in their social
Security checks. Point A's total count reached about nine. She
was convicted of three, the jury hung on the other six.
She was dubbed the death House land Lady. Never heard
of her before?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Why do I feel like we could have come up
with a better name than Death House Land. Later, there's
a documentary I think it was on Netflix called Like
Worst Roommates Ever. Louis seen it, Yeah, and she was,
she was part of it. She like buried half a
min her yard. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Strangely enough.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
When when I was reading this, it's like, I was like, well,
how did they catch her? They asked her if they
could dig in her yard, and she said sure.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yep, I mean right, say no, I mean that's also
very yeah yeah. Uh. Tallen is well, no, no, no,
I don't want you digging up my yard for the bear.
I mean no, I didn't bear anything there.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
I mean the police officer said he looked in her
backyard and it was obvious there's been some some holes
dug back.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
It's like, hey, guy, go ahead and take a look.
And she goes sure. And then thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Later he discovered her first body and she went zinks
and slipped away. Yep, yeah, they had. They took him
about three days to find her.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
They did. They found it pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Death house, land.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Lady, Death House land lady. Yep, yep, that's right, Sauce,
your hand is a wood hawk. I mean she's mean,
she is mean.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I mean there's some good parts, you know.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
She's mean. She's dedicated. She's got an angle, she's got
some cash.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
She gets her she gets her hands dirty. She's willing
to do landscaping. She's going to do some hard labor.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
She might take me out of this cold existence.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
But she's gonna get you some money so you can
do more gambling.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
But she's not attractive.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
No, it's scary looking too. I mean, that's not be mean.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I don't get to good and be mean.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Not an attractive lady.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I want it. So you're a serial killer officionado with
a better name than death house land lady go okay
for exactly what she did. What would be a better
nickname the murder and grandmother. But she wasn't a grandmother.
Yeah she might have been, though she's an old lady.

(43:57):
She wasn't an old lady. Yeah, the the murdering without
a g Yeah, the murdering grandmother, Dorothy the death dealer,
thank you. Well, you know that's good, is she? She

(44:20):
would take in, as Hawk said, like the mentally handicapped
and like these people that were like you know, homeless,
because she knew no one would go looking for them
and then they would just die and she got away
with it for a long time. She's scary looking. The
Wild host San Jose to night at seven o'clock right
here on the fan. The Wild one two rip over

(44:41):
a Calgary on Sunday yesper of Alstead. With the shutout,
the Wild have won four out of their last five.
There now seven, seven and three. The Wild have a
five game homestand there are four games left in that
five game homestand San Jose, then Anaheim, then Vegas and
then Carolina. What really matters, though, is this.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
As I mentioned earlier, today is a veteran's day. At
the eleventh hour, the eleventh day of the eleventh month,
nineteen eighteen, the Great War ended five am in the
morning Germany. They said, we can't do no more, and
so they signed their armist disagreement on a railroad car
in France. Lots of different things happened on this day,
involving different wars and different things, but specifically as well,

(45:29):
a lot of massacres, including the Cherry Valley Massacer in
seventeen seventy eight, which that was during the American Revolution
in seventeen seventy eight. Poor leadership led to the Cherry
Valley Masacer. Strangely enough, the General General Nathaniel d iHeart.

(45:51):
I mean, I was sitting on my capsu list and
I was like, does that seem ironic to anybody else?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
It's just me and my cat and she didn't find
it ironic at all.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh, hey, if there is a World War three in
the next I don't know, let's say a handful of years.
I feel pretty good about the fact that Germany is
not going to be on the wrong side this time
unless they flip, you know what I'm saying. I don't know, man,
you don't trust them. I don't know if you're much
of a history buff. I know they're all for two.

(46:20):
I'm just saying they really have not ever been That's
what I'm saying. But if you if it started today,
what side would they be on. I think they're on
the right side. I sure hope. So wow, you have
no faith in the Germans? Well, I mean you got
to earn that faith. You better hope they lose it.
This is going to be on record.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Killed nine million people once exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
On me, and World War three would be terrible, well said,
thank you, that would be all.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
As my guy says, it's amazing that they're even allowed
to be a country anymore. Right, Yeah, they tried to
take on the world. Yeah, that's the best. Padding norms
the best. He's very funny, alright, p Bengals quarterback Joe
Burrow officially returned to practice limited capacity, but he opened

(47:13):
that twenty one day window to return from IR sounds
like the record of the Bengals might impact the decision,
but he is hoping to be back by Thanksgiving night
when the Bengals are at the Baltimore Ravens. That's what
he's aiming for. I don't know, we'll see, said, he's
feeling good. But they are three and six. Yeah, I

(47:35):
think they've lost. Is it five out of six without him? Yeah,
something like that. They've given up let's see, or I
have it right here one second. One of us gone
too soon. They've given up forty seven, thirty nine, thirty one.
Only if she's five to three forty eight, they just
get blown out. They're bad. What really matters, though, is
this on this date?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I wasn't this date anyway. President McKinley was shot in
nineteen oh one. The Best Surgeon Round was in the
middle of a different operation, and he turned to the
person who said we need you, mister Best Surgeon Round,
and he said, I can't. I'm in the middle of
an operation. They're like, well, you got to, you gotta
do this now. We need you, and he said, I

(48:17):
wouldn't be able to leave. I don't care if it's
a president that got shot. He was told later it
was the president got shot.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
At the time, Wow, he had no idea, but he
actually said those words, I don't care if it's a president, bitch,
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, move re started singing Luda real dumb question. Are
they legally required to stay?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I would I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I mean I would imagine so, because you're in the
middle of a let's say the one he's performing is
a life saving operation. To what he just said, apparently
it doesn't matter if it's a president, the pope George Clooney, Yeah,
I mean part of I assume that's like a hip
a thing right where it's like you have to You
don't just get to leave, even abandoned somebody and let

(49:01):
them lose their life because they're not as famous as
somebody else. Yeah, you'd get the hell suit out of you.
You get the hell suit out of you, even if
you're dead. The other guy's dead, well, yeah, but your
family would sue the hell out of you. Yeah, States
and whatnot? Yeah, be bad.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
He was in the middle of a neck dissection.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Grody, get out of there. You're going to need that
because you've had tech nek. Yeah, well you have a
bad back. I had it fixed. Did you sure? Did
you really? Seven years ago surgery doctor said I needed
a beckyatomy. Yeah, I'll probably need that my next falling
apart my head technik The Vikings hoast of Bears new

(49:41):
and on Sunday right here on the fan. The Bears
have won six of their last seven football games they
started into. One of those losses, of course, was to
the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings are four and five, Bears
have won six to seven, and the Vikes are three
point favorites. And that line keeps going in the Vikings
favor I don't know, a little surprise, but we'll see. Yeah,

(50:01):
Vikes one. You know what the sneaky bet is. If
you're out there and you want to gamble nine and
a half in the over for the first quarter. Both
of those teams are excellent when it's scripted, plays nine
and a half over first quarter. Sounds like you have
insight information. I don't. I got it from Power Trip bets.

(50:24):
He told me. Now, I got a hot tip about
a guy throwing a ball the first pitch of the
third inning. If you want in, is it going in
the dirt, right in the dirt? Well, I'm in right
in the dirt. More of what really matters after this,
it's the powers I want to show the fan. Hey
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(50:44):
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Speaker 4 (51:07):
Didn't win for the Wolves last night, there's your coach.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
In basketball coming out at halftime. Build enough of the
cushion to be able to survive. You know, a bunch
of late threes by them. You know, we didn't have
a particularly good shooting night, but you know Aunt carried
us and Julius carried us. Yeah, great win, man, seven
and four. They're a good team. Man. I still would

(51:32):
make a move for a point guard, but that's just me. Nothing.
Nothing is a shot in the arm more than playing
the jazz a couple of times a week and they
get to play Sacramento again on Friday. Grace just hitting
us terrible. Yeah, so go Wolves in the third quarter? Man,
that was awesome. Go Wolves. Hello? Yeah? Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Zach?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Your MIC's donning all eyes North?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
What h what?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Wolves back? Okay, I'm just concurring that the Wolves are good.
I'm never one hundred percent sure you're using English words. No,
I did a lot of Spanish back in the day.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
It's time for the hotters, right.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Here's more of what really matters. Gopher football at Oregon
Friday at eight o'clock. Oregon is eight and one. The
Gophers are six and three. Oregon has the number one
pass defense in college football. They only give up one
hundred and twenty six point one yards a game in
the air, and they have the sixth best scoring defense,

(52:47):
just thirteen point eight points a game. They are now
a twenty five and a half point favorite. My guess
is you're on the ducks. I don't know. That's a
lot I yeah, I would probably take yeah Oregon. That's
a lot of points, though. Man, the Gophers offense can score,

(53:10):
but Oregon doesn't give up a lot of points. That's
a if you give up fourteen points a game, right,
Let's say the Gophers put up fourteen, you gotta score
thirty nine or forty. Yeah. Can they do it? I
mean they can be definitely can't ken Yeah. And they're
at the point in the season though, And hogs Daddy
knows this because he watches a lot of college football.

(53:30):
You got at this point when you play teams like
the Gophers, you've got to beat the hell out of
them because of all of those style points matter in
the college football ranking. You got to pound teams. But
what really matters is this.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Krispy Kreme returns to Minnesota this week after a seventeen
year hiatus, grant opening fan fair expected to draw huge crowds.
I drove right by it. It's in Fridley Giant Building.
The Krispy Kremes opens tomorrow at eight eight.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Just one wow, just the one. Maybe I'm not trying
to say this is like Germany in the World War,
But didn't we learn their lesson the first time that
they put Krispy Kremes about every six feet and it
epically failed. I would hope they slow roll it just
a little bit more to make sure it works before
they go all in on the twin cities, right, that

(54:20):
was their problem. Yeah, there was way too many of them.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
It took over a twelve thousand square foot space. There
was formerly a CBS right on the corner. I mean
you can literally see it from maybe six ninety four
as you're driving along down there, big giant building and
it looks like an old school Krispy kremem.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, I'm trying to make sweet the ones I remember
for Krispy Kreme they were much smaller buildings. So a
CBS is that's going to be a giant. A lot
of donuts. The one in the mall was sweet when
you could see it being made and everything. Oh that
just got me. All the twelve thousand square feet better
have a window where you can watch that glaze waterfall
fall on top of the donuts. Sucks movie. Yeah, I

(55:01):
got kicked out for it. Chasing waterfalls, They're so good
when they're hot and fresh. Ten out of Tombo Chasing
Clayze Falls. Gopher basketball is at Missouri tomorrow at seven o'clock.
The Gophers are two and oho and Gopher transfer Cad
Ticon is averaging twenty five and a half through two games.

(55:21):
What really matters is this well, I mentioned it.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
It's a Veterans Day, it's a federal holiday. Expect some
closures Veterans Day. Expect most bank branches to be closed.
Atm is obviously still available. The mail won't be running
today by the UPS and fed Ex services probably will.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Libraries closed.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Oh Man On Street.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Parking meters are free in Minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
So if you're going somewhere, check, I guess, you know,
just check to make sure there you go because it
might be close.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Well there's that.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Yeah, celebrate.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
If you went to bed early because the game was
the most boring game you've ever seen. The Eagles did
hold on and beat the Packers ten to seven. The
Eagles are up to seven and two, the Packers fall
to five three and one. They had a super long
field goal at the buzzer to try to tie it up.
To be honest, it wasn't even close. I'm like, sixty
four yards.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
No, it was not.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
It went way, way, way left. It was not good.
Zero zero. At halftime, they tried to kick it with
they had five seconds left, and then I think the
fewer and the whatever his name is, Jordan Love were like,
we should probably run another play. Speaking of Germany. Yeah,
and they tried to run one more play and it

(56:50):
was such a bad pass that they kicked it with
like a second or two left. Well, you stayed up
to the end. I woke up at the end of it.
I fell asleep at like the third quarter. It was boring,
football man, football whales.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
What really matters, though, is this the shriff boys and
girls who say they meet up with friends almost daily
outside of school hours has declined by nearly fifty percent
since the early ninety Nice.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I'm surprised it's not significantly more than that. Wow. You
know when you would run up to the playground of
the park and you realized everybody was already up there
and you were the last one. You're like, oh, how
long you guys been up here? And then you felt
you missed everything? Right, That's how they feel now with
digital groups. It's like, you guys have all been playing
rollblocks for an hour? Well, what did I like? It's

(57:37):
if you're not in that group, you're you're missing out.
They get off the bus, they all find their friends digitally.
It's crazy. It's nuts, man, man, When you would and
this comes from a you know, an avid indoorsman, when
you would go up to the park as a kid
and there was already like a kickball game going. You're like,
this is the best. It was awesome they let you play.

(57:58):
I mean no, I was winded walk key to the park,
so I needed to sit for like five or six
Indians and then I would stand at first base and
yell out demands about it. I was all basecoats. Oh yeah,
I always keep going. Great job. I'm gonna make the
trek back home. Wish me luck. Man, that sucks for kids,

(58:21):
but it does. Whatever. Man, we're all super lonely, way
too lonely. Yeah yeah, amen, brother, we don't have to
be lonely at Farmers only dot com talk about it.
I didn't click on the the interview or this article
because it's a behind a paywall startubune dot com. But
I'm gonna read the headline. Did you guys see the

(58:43):
Derek Shelton headline about how many people were on the list? Yeah?
Two or three? Right? Damn it, you stepped on my touchdown.
Sorry we're gonna have you guys guests. Sorry. Sorry, here's
the headline on startybune dot com. How the Twins narrowed
the list of manager candidates from eighty to one before

(59:05):
hiring Derek Shelton. Then the little sub headline is there
were seven people who received interviews and the team tried
to leave no stone unturned. Eighty names, Max, did you interview?
They turned me over? Apparently? Wow, eighty man eighty that
seems like too many. That's a lot. Yeah, but you know,

(59:27):
you got to get it right, and I think they did.
Great dude, Great dude. I hope he takes care of
his kids. Yeah, how men? Does he have eighty?

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I might be getting him confused with Stefan Diggs.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, I think who currently has four women pregnant? Yeah?
I think I read that yesterday. Oh yeah, we talked
about it yesterday, and I believe my exact joke was
we've all been there. Yeah. I think you get a
set of stake knives for that.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
They asked him why he had four different women pregnant,
and he said, because I couldn't get the fifth one
whoa knocked up?

Speaker 1 (59:57):
He said that, he said that on the record through
at quote.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
It's on record.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I'll go back to that video man from the Vikings
locker room? Who was that that did that series? He
asked everybody in the team, Well, I have that audio
somewhere and it's basically, who would you not want your
sister to date? And everybody on the team, no one hesitated,
no one was like, let me think about this. Everybody
said Digs within the first point two seconds. And then

(01:00:26):
when he asked Diggs, he said, a lot of people
are saying, he's like me, I'm a great guy. What
are you talking about? One second, buddy, yeah, uh you know.
Immediately said what do they all have against nieces and nephews?

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
I mean, did you see him on the time on
Family Feud when he was doing the fast money.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
We played, Yeah, we played. That's just the best, Like,
come on, man, yeah, let me see if I can
find these bits he's it's still worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Hmmm mm.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
We got a lot of stuff on digs audio over
the years, too much. And he was great when he
was here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
He's still pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
He's good. He's down locker room leader now for the Patriots.
It's actually kind of cool to see he's like reheating
up though. Right for a couple of years it looked
like his career was over. Now he's like red hot
all of a sudden again. It looks like he's got
it back. We'll see. He has probably the most iconic
play in Viking's history. Right yeah, sure, for sure. God
that was snailed, every part of it. It was so good.

(01:01:25):
The helmet toss, he definitely nailed every part of it. Yeah,
you did. What really matters is this today?

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I learned about the Dion quintuplets were born in nineteen
thirty four. They were a media sensation, the first recorded
quintuplets to survive infancy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Born to poor people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Go ahead, I know youre ask him, Go ahead, saw
how many babies is that? Oh? Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Boom five with a whispered question mark, Yeah, you got it,
born to poor people.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
The Canadian authorities took the children and turned the window
tours attraction called Quentland. Ooh, twenty five five identical girls.
Stefan Diggs, said.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Sprinkler. He asked for an hour glass that lasted exactly
eighteen years.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
All five survived to adulthood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Oh well that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the last one I believe is still alive.
That'd be a net.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Think so back in the day, though, Oh my gosh,
pull your hands up. A net would hag what you
wear to say she was born nineteen thirty five yeteen
thirty four.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yeah, for sure, i'd be ninety one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, he's nice to the elderly. Mm. I just can't
get over like like how you said that was the
first ones that actually survived through infancy. So basically, if
they knew you were going to have like four or
five babies like quintuplets, most of the time before that,

(01:03:18):
all the time before that, a couple of them died. Sure.
Yeah yeah damn again, just like yesterday, we got lucky.
We were born essentially in the best possible time to
be born. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:34):
Yeah, I got to answer this text quickly. I don't know, Rosie,
where you can get eighteen year hour glasses?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Okay, the wow he texted you that. Yeah, he just
wanted to know at six fish a check Etsy or Pinterest.
I don't know. Yeah, Rose, brush your teeth first. Yeah,
take a deep breakybe the day like put syrup on
your waffles. Brother, Yeah, take a deep breath. He still
have like a cat to feet or something. Yeah, yeah,

(01:04:07):
I think so. He likes cats. We all got a
cat to feed. Need that. Like a poster asked this,
do you be hairless cat hogs? No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
My son does.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, yeah, but I do not. Does your cat still
have no teeth?

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
She got a few in there if she learns to listen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
We when I when we got her, you know, she'd
she'd been letting on the streets, you know, eating too
much chocolate or something. I don't know. She never brushed them,
them things, and so we had to have him ripped
out of her face. Now she got a couple of
them in there. It's kind of funny to watch her
eat because a lot of times, you know, she eats
that hard food and she gets about you know, if
she puts five of them in her mouth, she swallows

(01:05:06):
about two of them because the rest of them flop
out of there. You got enough teeth. She's cute as hell,
but she hanging her teeth. Oh, it's like my cat's
sort of like a West Virginia grandma. Cute as hell
with a few, just a few teeth left. Yeah, Oh yeah,
worms your heart. I don't just got worms in her heart.

(01:05:26):
I give her the medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Es. I don't think yah leny, I get answer this
text quickly. Hang on.

Speaker 8 (01:05:33):
I don't know where you can get them toothless and
hairless West Virginia somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Okay, the Loons in Minnesota United take on San Diego
in the MLS playoffs November twenty fourth. That's a thing
that a handful of people care about, so I said it.
What really matters is this war.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Elephants were used by the British during World War Two.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
What a great name for a band.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Yeah, they're only.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Only for non combat purposes. Apparently they were used in
Burma in both retreat and liberation war elephants.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Wow, why am I blanket on the dude? They took
him over the Alps. Was it like Hannibal or something?
What was that guy's name it took the elephants? I
think Hannibal, Yeah, Hannibal. Yeah, I believe the original tanks. Right,
guy that eight people's liver the same ya was also
a military leader.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Oh Hannibal.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
I did not know that. I don't know if anything
I just said is correct.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I don't know if it's true. It's wife's tale, but
I know that Hannibal was responsible for something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, wow, my liberation.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Liberation's awesome. Yeah, man, let's go get out of here.
Get on that elephant, right, someone just comes to save
your life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
An elephant. Up on, brother, do I have to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Ride the elephant?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Would you ride an elephant? I've done that. It's cool,
did it the old uh? Like San Diego Zoo, like
forty years ago? I think I was like, I don't
know whatever, I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Need to take the obvious joker.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Yeah, I mean you can ride me if you want.
What was that? That's the noise they make with their nose.
With their nose, I thought you were back in World
War two again. I liked. I like the hand motion
you did too to represent a horse.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Dude, you don't know what an elephant is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Those are spirit fingers impression again, Yeah, that's not right. Helicopter,
I can't do that. That's a horse with a limp
wristed hand shake. That's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Yeah, oh my, she said horse not horror.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah. Wow, oh Christopher, this is not good. You're gonna
get mad. But I thought about you during Jeopardy yesterday.
They were they were I don't remember what the category was,
but it ended up the question was basically which president
was five foot four? And I think it was Madison,
And I thought, you know, because historically like height projects power, right,

(01:07:59):
I'm taller than you. I'm bigger than you. I'm more
important than you, right whatever, Like Lincoln, Lincoln was like
nine feet tall.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Even, yeah, all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, I guess Madison was five four. Now that dude
must have had a Napoleon complex, right, Wasn't Napoleon something
like five five or something like that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
I think it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, so you would have towered over president uh Madison.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Yeah, but you know nobody, nobody tweeted about it, you know,
so that people didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
No, people didn't know. Good point people, right, I think
it was Madison five four.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
I think that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Dolly Madison wash was his wife. She had some donuts,
donuts she did. You never had Dolly Madison donuts. Didn't
have those up here?

Speaker 9 (01:08:41):
No, No, really, my hostess, no idea what you're talking about?
I know, yes, maybe, well he's done kidding. I've never
heard of those, Dolly Madison Madison. No, Dolly Madison murders.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
You guys thought I was talking about boobies, do I?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah? Why wonder what he assumed?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
They are you always talk about knockers, Dolly's don'nut gems? Yeah, man,
I have never seen these before.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
I think they're still for sale.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
It looks like they are.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
Yeah, I think you get them with the powder the chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
There a Walmart. According to walmart dot com, they get
Dolly Madison chocolate zingers. Never heard of this and soonkers
hey hawk. This computer over here is logged onto your Amazon.
Can I buy a bunch of these?

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Anybody wants some oatmeal cream pies?

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Hold the oatmeal for God? All right? Donnut GM wait
to top that one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
I'm gonna leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Man, these are great.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
You think Dorothya Puente is still alive?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
You need somewhere to live.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
You should dig one more hole.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
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