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Common Man Progrum HOUR 3 --Flop Sweat--Boxing -- Tattoos
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Further fourteen passed. I'm commed. He's Brett lake Moore here
for another hour before we turn it over to a
best of Dan Perrero. And then we have a hodgepodge
of stuff now for the next few weeks, over the
end of the last week or so of the year,
about a week right, six seven days. I know sinnecon
is in this chair one day next week and is
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it fallness too? I think that's it. Then we've got
bowl games and basketball and football and all sorts of
stuff and some BESTU so, but I hope you enjoy
your holiday season and we'll see you next year. Yeah,
here's a you said. He hadn't heard the email sounder
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Swing Deuce and Merry Christmas. I'm looking at purchasing your
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a bookend. Keep up the good I mean, the mediocre work.
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I send him the same, uh well wishes for Marry Christmas.
In a happy New Year. There are no more books available.
If you go to common Man, well, that's actually good.
If you go well for me, that's bad for it.
If you go to commonmanbook dot com, you'll find something
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else there to buy tickets to the twenty twenty six
Flops With and Tears Tour. The tour this year is
called the Petty Theft Tour. We have two shows lined
up into twenty six to comand book dot com and
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you will find tickets for our show. And here's what's crazy.
You know, Sawus and I've been doing comedy for a
long time together and we've worked everywhere. I've had people say, yeah,
oh sure, you can work at the New Hope Cinema
Grill and you can work at the Cato Ballroom and
man Cato and you can. They'll let you in at
the Sanctuary up in up in uh Fargo, Grandma's in Duluth.
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We'll let you know. Oh sure, you can work the
Mermaid in in Mounds. You can work Birdies Golf over
in Woodbury. Uh you can work here and you can
work there, but you'll never work the Eagles Club in Rochester. Well,
guess what. Guess what. January thirty first Flops, Wet and Tears,
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The Petty Theft Tour will be in Rochester show Commonman
meets Sauce and Larry Mondela Guy. Tickets are available right
now at commonmanbooks dot com. Come, where's the name of
the place again? Eagles Club? What time would that be?
Seven thirty? Start? Look at that phone number there if
you have no phone number, necessary, if you got a
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website of the phone number, just in case something might
ask me. I always like to be well, well, we
don't have a phone number, don't need one. All you
need to just go to commonmanbook dot common purchase your
tickets cheaper than a wants to buy a book. And
then if you can't make that show, well, Wilburg, We've
got another one for you, and this one you buy
tickets from Kato Ballroom dot com. We're gonna be at
the legendary Kato Ballroom. That is October, No October February.
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I looked yesterday. Can you look as February twenty first
or twenty three? I think twenty first is a Saturday?
Is that correct? Look? Can? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I had your website?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah?
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There, but uh, where are we looking for February?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What is it twenty first is out of Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That is a Saturday, that's February twenty first.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We'll be at the Kato Ballrooms. Well, have two shows
coming up. We hope to add more, but those two
shows and you can go to commondadbook dot com and
we'd love to.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I love the picture on the the Petty Petty theft
or it's you and sauce. Well, let's just say you
have to go to common book dot com to see it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, it's we do like it. I think it's thank
you very much for you. That's my idea.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
By the way, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, I had a I had a segue here. Someone
just said, after this, you'll never work the Eagle again.
I they can't, probably right after they see this show.
That'll be the end of the end. I know what
I wanted to do was I we were talking about football,
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and then I wanted to say, speaking of football, I
had in the story I wanted to get to. I
can't find it. But I have another one here that
I like too. The National Football season is a National
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pot League season not coming to a close. There is
one game on the slate that probably isn't getting as
much attention as it should because it's two terrible teams
in terrible cities with terrible fans in terrible stadiums. Are
they in Oakland, Los Angeles? Or in La Now or Vegas?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They're in Vegas the Radiators, Yes, the Las Vegas Radiators.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Two and thirteen versus two and fourteen. Now thirteen, we'll
be taking on the two and thirteen.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The New York Football Calculators.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, you're football calculators. It's the battle for the number
one pick in the National Football League Draft, the coveted
number one pick in the National Football Lead Draft. Everybody
wants the number one pick. Now, I know, quarterback wise,
I don't think this is nearly This is what the
people that pay attention to this kind of thing tell me.
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The quarterback class this year isn't as strong as it
was like two years ago. It didn't last year, but
two years when you know, five went in the top ten,
including our guy JJ McCarthy. But still you like having
the number one. Once you get to two and thirteen,
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it's like, I know there are people that thought that thing.
I'm off base wanting the Vikings to play really well
for three games played brilliant, exciting games, well played, and
just lose to a team that kicks a field though
to win the game so they can get a better
draft pick. Now, we want to win games, Bill went
to and we're not going to tank. And I know
players don't tank in this and anything. But you've got
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two teams that are two and thirteen, And what if
the game did turn into two teams that are tanking.
Guy drops back to pass and the other team doesn't
try to really rush the quarterback, and all they kind
of do. It's almost like they're playing in the Pro Bowl,
where they just kind of push up against the offensive players,
but they're really not trying, and the quarterbacks drop make goes, well,
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I want to throw an interception, but there's no pressure
on me right now, and then so he says, well,
I better just throw it, and the wide receivers try
not to get open right because he doesn't want to
be open because they want to lose the game. And
then the defenders not following. He's going, dude, cover me.
I'm giving you a chance to cover me and get
it here me man, I'm out. That actually would be
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I would watch that game two teams trying as hard
as they can not to win, because I mean, eventually,
you got to throw the ball. You gotta run Otherwise,
how long does a pass play start? Your guy drops
back to pass, no one's rushing him. He doesn't want
to run, he doesn't want to throw a completion. Eventually
he'll just throw it into the dirt. It would just be
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three and out, three and out, three and out, three
and out. Because that first round pick is so covet it.
I think would be a marvelous way to see a
football game. I wouldn't want it every week, but this
is a game that's worth watching. What if both teams
do side to tank? Now, it'd be hard to tell
because you're both terrible, but the idea of two teams
not trying at all would make for marvelous theater in
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the National Football League. Go Raiders, Go Gonculators. It should
be a hell of a game. We'll take a break,
come back with more here in the Common Ban program
on the fan. Yeah, join the fans.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
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Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's the name of the place again, Willie McCoy and
what time will that be in Ramsey December twenty ninth.
That's a Monday at seven pm. Very good. I'm not
sure there's a website. I don't have a pen any
wish to write it down, so I know what I
was gonna Speaking of football, that was gonna be my segue. No,
speaking of boxing was gonna be the segue. Remember we
(09:24):
were talking a boxing a little bit earlier, were talking
about ludo. We heard me calling out a guy at
a bar and blah blah blah. I'm gonna ask a question.
I already know the answer, but I got to kill
time here. Did you watch Anthony Josh versus Jake Paul
Friday Night?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I actually did no.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh, but I saw the clip of the hits and
you did not watch the fight.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I did not follow Jake Paul as closely as I
want tod.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I watched the fight, and the only reason I did
was because A, I've got life in B. I didn't
have to pay for. I mean, I I technically paid
for because I have Netflix, but I mean, it wasn't
a pay per view fight. I've vowed never to buy,
though I've broken that vowel a couple of times. Not
only have I I've broken that vow I just took
(10:15):
a look at my New Year's resolutions for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are you a big New York seroy?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah I am. And not only have I broken all
of my New Year's resolutions, but seven of the Ten
Commandments as well. So I vowed never to buy a
pay per view again, because every time I buy, I
have people say this could be a great fight. It
is the fight everybody's way to have to fight on
this century. Got to see it. You can't miss this,
And I go, all right, Then you plunk down there
seventy nine ninety nine or eighty nine ninety nine or
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ninety nine ninety whatever it is, and then it's just
usually looks like two guys doing ballroom dancing, just mugging
each other hugging each other, and it's like, yes, that
wasn't worth it. I said, well, I'll watch. I went
in very skeptical. While I don't feel like any of
j Paul's fights have been rigged. It's funny, how other
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than the one time when he fought Tyson Fury's brother,
he lost, every other fight he wins, and a couple
of times he was fighting some guys that had a
little bit of a fight reputation of some sort. I
mean the guys, you know, all these influencer people, there's
so many of them that are geniuses. They've taken They
really have no discernible skills or talent and anything other
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than creating controversy and drawing people too. They're attracted to
their behavior, their wild and craziness. You know, that's it.
And I'm not against that. I mean, any way, you
can make a buck man a showbiz right.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Give my reck Gods to Broadway, remember me on Harold Square?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Right, Sure, it's entertainment and what you know, whatever gets
you through the night. You were going to say something
I was.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I said, Jake Paul has selected his opponents very favorable.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, exactly so. And there's a younger generation that likes influencers.
They like these people that are on tick face and
talk book and what are all some of the others.
(12:23):
You've got Insta, the whole thing, right Twitter, you know
they love those things. Yes, right, they like that and
they like those people and they're wound crazy and it's cool.
It's good for them at least hopefully the money they're making,
their paying taxes on that to make America strong. And
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he is position to me though, it's kind of an
insult to people that really are serious sweet scientists. You know,
people that really have they've started in the amateurs. And
you know, a guy like True Acts, amateur fighter, fought
in all these clubs, built up his career working at
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Ron likes Jim, and you know, Ron likes Jim, like
all these boxing gym's. It's it's it's not a palatial palace.
These are gritty places, right, and you fight a lot
of undercards and you know the punches for pay rank
is it's it's it's it's it's a tough way to
make a living and you got to earn your way
to that top man. A guy like True Accident take
your lumps and then influencer, guys fighting for multimillion dollar
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purses without ever having an amateur fight, or maybe have
a couple of ballroom but that's okay, I'm not I'm
just saying you kind of going, you know. So he
decides to he was if I have this straight, he
was originally going to fight either Dusty Trunks or will
he get up? And then they they bowed out, so
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they panicked and said, I want to fight Anthony Joshua.
Now Joshua, I think i'd call him a semi retired
heavyweight champion. He's from He's from Britain, from England. He
was the unified champ at one point he lost to
I don't remember who he lose to, who's sick, or
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he lost his titles to somebody other. I think maybe
he's lost a couple of title fights. So he was
kind of like in Limbo. I don't even know if
he was playing or never fight again. I thing maybe
he was semi he was semi retired. Anyways, all of
a sudden, Jay Paul's people call him, say you want
to fight because what's the money worth? Well, we'll probably
get your ninety two million dollars. I'm in right now.
He says it wasn't ninety two. There were reports each
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got ninety two. He was asked, is this the most
money you've ever made it in a fight? Said unfortunately,
not so. I think that price might have been closer
to fifty million. What an outrage fifty million dollars to
beat up on somebody. Yeah, yeah, to beat up on
six minutes times three. Well, we know that nine plus
eighteen equals six in this town, but nine times three
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is twenty seven a minute between each one of those rounds,
A little or half hours worth for fifty million dollars,
if you call it work. I mean he was never
in any danger. I think Jake Paul landed one the
worst that happened to Joshua's. He's probably got fingernail scratches
all over his legs from his knees down because every
time Joshua started to hit him a couple of times,
Jake Paul would just fall down to his knees and
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grab him around his legs. It was embarrassing. It was
like and I and I'm I guess I'm part of
the problem. I'm watching. You know, if people like me
didn't watch, he wouldn't be getting this kind of attention,
And I was thinking going into the fight because of
what I believe to be and maybe I'm wrong, because
I've been wrong a lot. The semi retired status of Joshua,
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he gets a call out of the blue. It's almost
like winning the lottery. Jake, Paul wants to fight, really,
he was, you're making that up? He wants to fight me.
I'm real fighter, seriously, former heavyweight champion of the world
two time, not once, but two time, or you know,
unified champion. Yeah, and he's what kind of money I'm in? Right?
But then I'm thinking, I mean, if Paul's all right,
I think josh was trainer or manager even said I
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don't remember exactly how he said. I'm paraphrasing, but he
was basically saying, you know, we're not taking a dive here,
We're really fighting. He had to actually say that, right,
because that's what you're thinking. You're said, you think, well,
there's no way. Well the fight should never have been
sanctioned to begin with. It was sanctioned as a real
It wasn't an exhibition. It was sanctioned as a legitimate
fight between a guy who had to put on a
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bunch of weight to get to two ten, two fifteen,
to fighting a guy that was the once to have this.
This is almost criminal, right, But when he talks, so
they put him in the ring and early but I'm
thinking he's not he's not even he's not going to
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take a dive, but he's gonna he's not going to
try to hurt Jake Paul because Jake Paul just made
him fifty million dollars. And you know, hey, wait, we
love to have you fight Jake Paul. Great, well, I
sure hope he didn't get hurt. You know, he wants
to fight you, but boy, we sure hope he don't
get hurt. And then you go, oh, I see, so
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you want me. I'm gonna win. I'll win by decision,
but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hurt the guy.
And then he can say I went to distance with
the champions. You know, just it's it's all a game.
It's a rocket, right. Well, that's not what it looked
early on because Joshua wouldn't throw right hand. He just wouldn't.
And when he did, he kind of just plowed out
and then finally knocked him down a couple of times
they got that six round and he hit him with
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a right hand that almost separated his head from his torso.
And I mean the Paul gives that he's a tough kid.
You know, he's got a cinder block for a head.
You know, he gets up and flows down and gets
it and goes on. He ended up, he had to
have surgery. His jaw was broken in two places. And
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I know he made a lot of money and you
light the attention, but couldn't you have like done a
high wire act instead. I mean, people will watch you,
They'll watch Jake Paul do anything because they love it.
Go do a car, will lend and do a tightrope
walking thing. Just do a trapease act. Don't get in
the ring with a guy that can basically kill you.
But the craziest part of it is he's in his
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It's a picture on instuff in his hospital bed and
the caption is like, hey, job broke in two places,
but I'm doing okay, and give me ten days. Ten days,
then bring bring on Canelo, you know, doing bring on
Canelo Averice. And the thing is he's not kidding. But
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my response to that, and well, he wouldn't do it
in ten days. But he's like, he's trying to show
I'm okay, I'm not here. He's kind of making light
of being of getting six different kinds kicked out of him.
He's trying to make it so it doesn't look quite
as embarrassing as stupid. Right. I get that that's what
he's trying to do, and I'm thinking of my he's serious,
he'd like to to fight Albarez. But at this point,
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even Jake Paul's most ardent supporters, they can't want that,
can they. He doesn't deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez. He
I mean, and I know Josh was much bigger than
he is and Albarez to be morses no one wants.
You don't deserve if you've done nothing in your boxing career.
And I'm using air quotes to deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez.
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Guy needs long term psychiatric care and he can afford it.
Trust me, he can afford it. We'll break, We'll come back.
One more segment Togo. This is the common Maan program
in the fan.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You it does a Christmas Day showdown with the MotorCity kiddies.
You can swing by the plaza the cafe intent near
US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
What's the name of the place again?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
The plaza, the plaza, the cafe in booth Ascars three team.
I can score Papa Murphy's game day meal deals for
a year all the de hells KFN dot com keyword calendar.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I will be there, uh well, not event in the plaza,
not in the plaza, will be inside the stadium. I'll
be there for the game, taking the family and we're
gonna go. It should be fun Wagen's worst lines. I'll
hear that game on this radio station. I'm assuming are
we doing a two and a half hour pregame is
at one o'clock to three thirty where they just start
at one to thirty. It's got to be a one thirties.
(20:24):
You don't add an extra half hour for meeting this game. Yeah,
but I don't know. But you can hear the game
on this radio station on Christmas Day. This is a
story this individual stories News knew, but the topic is
and I stumbled across on Associated Press about tattoo removal,
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how expensive and painful it is. Here's a It says
the oldest known tattoos were found on remains of a
Neolithic man who lived in the Italian Alps around three
hundred BC, well before the Egyptians built the pyramids in Egypt.
(21:13):
Because that was like in the eighteen hundreds. Many mummies
from ancient Egypt also have tattoos. I wonder why mothers
would get tattoos. It doesn't make any sense to me. Hell,
(21:34):
we're struggling for material here. I get it. It's the
end of the show. Then it is my last show
of the year. This is the victory for me. Yeah,
I'm so. I'm as many bad jokes as I can
pull out, I will. Matter of fact, did you hear
that he saw us at a brain eating ameba? No,
it starved to death. Hell, first time I ever met
(21:59):
meet so, he was in the breakroom staring at a
carton of orange, just because I said concentrate. Tattoo removal
likely as almost as old as the practice of inking,
and included scraping the skin to get the pigments off
or out ouch like sandpaper. A more civilized method evolved
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in this nineteen sixties, when Leon Goldman, a University of
Cincinnata dermatologist, used hot vapor bursts from a laser on
tattoos and the skin that those tattoos were on. Let
me ask you a question of this story goes on
to say it was twenty twenty three survey by the
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Pew Research Center. How many people, how many adults in
the United States? What percentage of adults in the United States?
Do you believe? You're not looking up the story? I'm
not okay, how many? I wouldn't blame them, why would you?
So they set how many adults? What percentage of of
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adults in the United States have a tattoo? What do
you think that percent? I think it's pretty high.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It sounds like I'm I feel like I'm playing over Under.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I think it's I don't know, probably sixty five percent.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, that's that's that's almost double thirty two percent, which
I still think is to me is a fairly high number.
But I know what you're saying. Thirty two percent. That
means three out of every ten people you encounter probably
has a tattoo over under a game.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm terrible at as evidenced by that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What percentage have more than one tattoo? Of those thirty
two percentage you have more.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Of those thirty two Yeah, Well, they always say it's addicting,
so i'd I'd say it's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's way low. Twenty two percent, I would agree. I
would have agree with you. Well, that's what you hear.
Once you get one, you can't start, no, I trust me.
I know people drummer guide Wdmr the dimmer he has,
he has a whole they call a sleeve, right. I
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have nothing against tattoos. I just don't want one personally.
How about you? Do you have a tattoos?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't needles and me don't don't jast.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You would look, why don't you get If I were
to get one, I've considered it before. When I narrowed
it down to two things. It was either going to
be a blue chainsaw with blood dripping from it or
or on my foreheaded rat vomiting. Those where I narrowed
it down to so, I thought those really made a statement.
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They really were gnarly. I mean, like mean a tough
Either a blue chain saw with blood dripping from it
or a rat vomiting. Those were going to be the
ones I chose. Tracy Herman young late well, fifty four
years old. That's young to me. I'm six seven now
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out of Plymouth, Michigan, which is just west of Detroit,
has eight tattoos and is in the process of getting
four phrases, including one step at a time, surrender and
through it all. That's what she has tattoos. She has
one step at a time, Surrendered through all. Those are
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three different tattoos. She's going to have them remove from
her feet and arms. They're on her feet ten. They
say this is so painful. I mean, think about this.
I have trouble tolerating the pain when I stub my
big toe. I can't imagine a laser removing a tattoo
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from my skin. She started thinking up about six years
ago and says she doesn't regret getting the tattoos. She said,
maybe a different choice. Maybe she's at She's in her
fourth tattoo removal session at Chroma Tattoo Studio and Laser
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Tattoo Removal in Brighton, Michigan. She said, there was a
period in my life that I felt I needed some
extra reminder. I thought I would just embrace the period
in my life, so that helped, and then just to
surrender and give it over to God. So half of
them were really really pivotal to getting me over the
hump in my life. She needed a reminder she needed
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a permanent reminder. I would have personally just tied a
string around my finger. Have you ever heard of that?
We'd put a string on her finger? Why did I
do that?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I know, to get me over the hump. And then
you could take the string off at night and put
it back on. You get a new string, different colors
of string, you could use yarn even That would have
been my choice rather than I've got to permanently tell
myself get over the hump at more. You know again,
I'm not I'm not casting judgment on her. I'm just
saying that's what I would have recommended. If she said,
I really need something to remind me to surrender to
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to one step at a time and through it all,
I just put a string on your finger remind you
that way said I had a less painful and cheaper Yeah.
What's a tat cost? Google?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It will you a couple hundred bucks a lead?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, I suppose it depends what kind of a tat?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, how big it is? And artist fees.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Do you know what the ay odd gator is? I
think so it's the logo from the ay odd shirts. Right, Yeah,
my brother and his buddy I think they'd had a
couple of thirteen fourteen. They went to a tattoo shop
and on their chest where the where if you were
wearing the shirt, where the little gator would be. They
had a tattooed under their chest of course, and my
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brother said, you're supposed to wait a certain period of
time before you like do whatever, like were move whatever's there,
and he didn't. So now I just got a green splot.
It's it's just looking. He's got some snot on his chest.
It's really small. That's what it looks like. You know what.
The first rule of tattoos is, what's that? Never put
a name on there? Right, Yeah, because like what if
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you tattoo your gal's name on it? What's your gal's name? No, rayah?
So what if you putting a rye on there? And
let's say you and to Ryan, I don't want this table.
Let's say you end up going your separate raise. Now
you've got a rye on your arm forever, and it's like, yeah, huh,
and you might want to look at it to remember
by it am I not body? But still you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, So that's kind of the first rule.
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I think a tattoos is no names unless it's your mom.
I in the mom, if you're your mother, or you know,
if you had a son or a daughter that were
tragically lost. You know, I can see why you would
want to put their name on them to honor you.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I feel like the other one would be no foreign
languages because you don't really know what it's.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So it's saying, yeah, like I have a buddy who
got Lakita tattooed on him.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know what that means? Well, the way you translate
that English. That's next to Denny's. Ryan Wright is a
registered new owner of This is the name of his place,
ink Blasters, Precision Laser Tattoo Removal ink Blasters. It's a
good name. I'd get a jingle for the commercial too.
(29:32):
I don't know what it would sound like.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I think it's got to be aggressive, right, ink blasters.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
At ink blasters dot com, you know, kind of that
at Farmers Only dot com? Yeah, at ink blasters dot com.
Get your tattoo removed at ink blaster dot com. How
would Dylan do it? Get your tattoo removed? Dad? E
(30:01):
ain't glasses? Dad can so this? This cat Ryan Wright
that owns Ian Glasses Precision Laser Tattoo Removal dot Com
says a lot of people, when they get a new
tattoo that makes some of their old tattoos look bad,
they get the older tattoos removed or reworked. Because have
(30:27):
you ever seen somebody like, let's say, I would have
gotten a tatt here would have been a good one.
An island girl with a hula skirt on doing the
hula on my arm, right, And I get that when
I was young at miril and strong my twenties, you know,
and your flesh.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Pecks make her dance, Yeah, you can make her dance.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
And now I'm six seven and I got that muscle
flab on the bottom of my arm because I never
really had any muscles. But you know I'm talk about well,
now it looks like some misshapen glob, looks like an amoeba,
you know, it looks like a one celled creature of
some sort. You know, It's like, what was that supposed
to be? It wasn't hula girl at one time? Who boy? No,
(31:11):
it's hula girl. Not who boy, that's who the girl.
I always love that one. And then uh, another tattoo
removal Guy says boredom plays a role too. You know,
they got a tattoo off a whim and they and
(31:32):
they're like, hey, I'm really bored at this. I don't
want this anymore. It's not about hating their tattoo. It's
about change to yourself. I've grown. I don't want to
wrap that's vomiting anymore on my forehead. I want something different.
(31:56):
Howard and Wright, like many who perform laser removals, use
something called the Q switching or quality switching laser. It
concentrates the light energy to intense short bursts or pulses.
Here's what Right says, it's very painful. Nine out of ten.
(32:16):
It kind of feels like a rubber band being snapped
on your skin with hot bacon.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Frees paints a picture.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Howard says that she's the gal that had to have
the one taken off her feet. She says, she admits
the procedures painful, but you get through it. A couple
of days later, you're still feeling the sunburn, but it's okay.
If you want it bad enough, you'll take it off
because that's what you want. Light heat from the laser
breaks the ink into particles small enough to be absorbed
(32:52):
by the body and later excrete it as waste. They'll
find out sometime from now that it gets in your
bloodstream and he gets some kind of you know, ink
cancer or something like that. Right, sometime always gets you.
(33:13):
Howard consulted with herman as her forced session at Chroma began.
They spoke about the previous session and how far along
they were with the incremble. Both then dawned dark sunglasses
to protect their eyes from the brightness of the laser.
It's almost like you're it's almost like you're you're, you're, you're,
you're at Dounewood. He taken up welding. Is that bright
(33:37):
if you just wear a welder's helmet at that point? Right?
Oh gosh, it's a ten when you're getting it done,
That's what she says. The pain is, it's a ten.
It's pretty intense. It's doable. I know price is sometimes
an issue, but it's worth it. Howard says. The minimum
she charges is one hund dollars per session, and it
(34:04):
takes it's right. Says that on a typical that he
does about a dozen treatments, and that cost depends on
the square in size of the tattoo. Using laser to
remove tattoos comes with some risks. Skin that bore the
tattoo can be left lighter than surrounding skin. There can
(34:26):
also be temporary scarring, infection, redness, or soreness. According to
the US Food and Drug Administration, there's even been reports
of testicular torsion when moving out good and the only
cure for that is elevating your scrotum. I always love
(34:47):
that one. People who have diabetes and are not controlling
the diabetes should be wary of doing the tattoo removal.
Anybody with autoimmune disease or any immune deficiency, we can't
do it if you're on blood flint, blood thinners. I
go over the side effects with everyone.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Man, or you just don't get tattoos.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, but like you say, some you know, you don't
call out other guys twice your size in a bar
because he dissed one of your favorite fighters, either, right, Yeah,
and nothing ever good comes from drinking. I would bet
some tattoos. What percentage of people that got tattoos got
(35:35):
the first one? They were drunk there and let's fire
that tattoo sounds the right thing to do, and then
they do it. That's okay too. If you were to
get a tattoo, would it be a Lombardi trophy in
which one? Would it be one? Five or six of them? Lords?
You get one for each toe. That's painful to remove
(35:58):
them they put them on.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that, That's.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
What they say anyway. So anyway, what are you doing
for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I've got I did my early Christmas was the Arizona trip.
Oh okay, So so I'm Scott free. I'm here to
fill in for whoever may or may not be gone.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So well, will what will you do on Christmas? Dage
you work the Vikings game in any way shape or
fund for the Vikings Radio network audio network.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Thankfully, I'm going to put together a little preview bit
that I do for Vikings pre games later today. Other
than that, I'm Scott free tomorrow, so I get to
sit and do. I think I might go with it
to the gals family at some point, so that'll be fun.
I got nothing, and I'm I'm okay with that. Yeah,
I'm okay with just making it a day where you
(36:42):
can just relax and not I don't need to have
the big you know, we did the matching pajamas thing.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
That wasn't my car, you know what I mean. I
got stuck doing that. But I don't need that. You
just give me a day. I'm hoping to get, you know,
I don't know what I'm going to get for Christmas.
I'm hoping that I get like Frankinson and mr something
like that. It was big back in the day. It's
huge back when, back in Bethlehem. But you got frankinsense
(37:10):
and r What is frankinsense and murrh? So so like silver,
silver and gold. I think frankinsense and murr is like
I think frankinsense it was a mad scientist to create
it up. Mary Shelley wrote it was it was called frankinsense,
(37:32):
and he was a monster and he had bolts coming
on the side of his neck. I think frankinsense is
almost like it's it's like, what's the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
It's it's an aromatic yes, gum resin okaym trees right, okay?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
So, and then what's murr m y r r h.
It's almost like incense and peppermints.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Is a fragrant Bitter Tree resid so they're both Fell
Tree residents.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I would want that for Christmas. Then why are you flying?
That's what they gave the baby Jesus Frankinson's and Murmur four.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Give them some lego mixed with wine, Lincoln Logs, that could.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Be give him something you can play with, manlu So
what's the best gift you ever got as a kid?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Good, I don't know if I can pick one out
off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I was a I got a lot of good games
when I was a kid. Do you ever beg your
parents to open a gift early and they say, okay,
you know, well, but what was crazy is how were
they able to get Santa to make a special delivery.
That's what was weird because they present they all care.
We'll let you open one gift. That's it. One gifts
(38:49):
they stop wine you open on Christmas Eve before Santa
came there. It is It's like, that's pretty quick for
Santa to come down. That's service man. I guess my
old man and my ma had a they had a
good vibe with old Saint Nick working relationship. I'll see
you next year.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'll see you next year.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Thanks sitting in tonight. I do appreciate that. Thanks. Thanks
for having me thy great job you as well. We
enjoyed a visit with you today, and happy holidays, Mery
Christmas to all of you. I'll talk to you after
the first of the year. Best of Dan Burrows next here, Evan.
Good night, folks, and good night missus Calabash. We're having
Speaker 3 (39:30):
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best of Dan Perrero. And then we have a hodgepodge
of stuff now for the next few weeks, over the
end of the last week or so of the year,
about a week right, six seven days. I know sinnecon
is in this chair one day next week and is
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bowl games and basketball and football and all sorts of
stuff and some BESTU so, but I hope you enjoy
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Grill and you can work at the Cato Ballroom and
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I looked yesterday. Can you look as February twenty first
or twenty three? I think twenty first is a Saturday?
Is that correct? Look? Can? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I had your website?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah?
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There, but uh, where are we looking for February?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
What is it twenty first is out of Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That is a Saturday, that's February twenty first.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We'll be at the Kato Ballrooms. Well, have two shows
coming up. We hope to add more, but those two
shows and you can go to commondadbook dot com and
we'd love to.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I love the picture on the the Petty Petty theft
or it's you and sauce. Well, let's just say you
have to go to common book dot com to see it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, it's we do like it. I think it's thank
you very much for you. That's my idea.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
By the way, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, I had a I had a segue here. Someone
just said, after this, you'll never work the Eagle again.
I they can't, probably right after they see this show.
That'll be the end of the end. I know what
I wanted to do was I we were talking about football,
(04:46):
and then I wanted to say, speaking of football, I
had in the story I wanted to get to. I
can't find it. But I have another one here that
I like too. The National Football season is a National
(05:08):
pot League season not coming to a close. There is
one game on the slate that probably isn't getting as
much attention as it should because it's two terrible teams
in terrible cities with terrible fans in terrible stadiums. Are
they in Oakland, Los Angeles? Or in La Now or Vegas?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They're in Vegas the Radiators, Yes, the Las Vegas Radiators.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Two and thirteen versus two and fourteen. Now thirteen, we'll
be taking on the two and thirteen.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The New York Football Calculators.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, you're football calculators. It's the battle for the number
one pick in the National Football League Draft, the coveted
number one pick in the National Football Lead Draft. Everybody
wants the number one pick. Now, I know, quarterback wise,
I don't think this is nearly This is what the
people that pay attention to this kind of thing tell me.
(06:08):
The quarterback class this year isn't as strong as it
was like two years ago. It didn't last year, but
two years when you know, five went in the top ten,
including our guy JJ McCarthy. But still you like having
the number one. Once you get to two and thirteen,
(06:29):
it's like, I know there are people that thought that thing.
I'm off base wanting the Vikings to play really well
for three games played brilliant, exciting games, well played, and
just lose to a team that kicks a field though
to win the game so they can get a better
draft pick. Now, we want to win games, Bill went
to and we're not going to tank. And I know
players don't tank in this and anything. But you've got
(06:51):
two teams that are two and thirteen, And what if
the game did turn into two teams that are tanking.
Guy drops back to pass and the other team doesn't
try to really rush the quarterback, and all they kind
of do. It's almost like they're playing in the Pro Bowl,
where they just kind of push up against the offensive players,
but they're really not trying, and the quarterbacks drop make goes, well,
(07:13):
I want to throw an interception, but there's no pressure
on me right now, and then so he says, well,
I better just throw it, and the wide receivers try
not to get open right because he doesn't want to
be open because they want to lose the game. And
then the defenders not following. He's going, dude, cover me.
I'm giving you a chance to cover me and get
it here me man, I'm out. That actually would be
(07:36):
I would watch that game two teams trying as hard
as they can not to win, because I mean, eventually,
you got to throw the ball. You gotta run Otherwise,
how long does a pass play start? Your guy drops
back to pass, no one's rushing him. He doesn't want
to run, he doesn't want to throw a completion. Eventually
he'll just throw it into the dirt. It would just be
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three and out, three and out, three and out, three
and out. Because that first round pick is so covet it.
I think would be a marvelous way to see a
football game. I wouldn't want it every week, but this
is a game that's worth watching. What if both teams
do side to tank? Now, it'd be hard to tell
because you're both terrible, but the idea of two teams
not trying at all would make for marvelous theater in
(08:18):
the National Football League. Go Raiders, Go Gonculators. It should
be a hell of a game. We'll take a break,
come back with more here in the Common Ban program
on the fan. Yeah, join the fans.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Corey Cove Monday, December twenty ninth and Willie McCoy's and
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the place again. Willie McCoy's in Ramsey COR's Light Hockey Night.
You can drop by starting at seven to catch Minnesota
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Sweet tickets for a game and Jayanuary pull details kfan
(09:01):
dot Conky recount.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's the name of the place again, Willie McCoy and
what time will that be in Ramsey December twenty ninth.
That's a Monday at seven pm. Very good. I'm not
sure there's a website. I don't have a pen any
wish to write it down, so I know what I
was gonna Speaking of football, that was gonna be my segue. No,
speaking of boxing was gonna be the segue. Remember we
(09:24):
were talking a boxing a little bit earlier, were talking
about ludo. We heard me calling out a guy at
a bar and blah blah blah. I'm gonna ask a question.
I already know the answer, but I got to kill
time here. Did you watch Anthony Josh versus Jake Paul
Friday Night?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I actually did no.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh, but I saw the clip of the hits and
you did not watch the fight.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I did not follow Jake Paul as closely as I
want tod.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I watched the fight, and the only reason I did
was because A, I've got life in B. I didn't
have to pay for. I mean, I I technically paid
for because I have Netflix, but I mean, it wasn't
a pay per view fight. I've vowed never to buy,
though I've broken that vowel a couple of times. Not
only have I I've broken that vow I just took
(10:15):
a look at my New Year's resolutions for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are you a big New York seroy?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah I am. And not only have I broken all
of my New Year's resolutions, but seven of the Ten
Commandments as well. So I vowed never to buy a
pay per view again, because every time I buy, I
have people say this could be a great fight. It
is the fight everybody's way to have to fight on
this century. Got to see it. You can't miss this,
And I go, all right, Then you plunk down there
seventy nine ninety nine or eighty nine ninety nine or
(10:39):
ninety nine ninety whatever it is, and then it's just
usually looks like two guys doing ballroom dancing, just mugging
each other hugging each other, and it's like, yes, that
wasn't worth it. I said, well, I'll watch. I went
in very skeptical. While I don't feel like any of
j Paul's fights have been rigged. It's funny, how other
(11:00):
than the one time when he fought Tyson Fury's brother,
he lost, every other fight he wins, and a couple
of times he was fighting some guys that had a
little bit of a fight reputation of some sort. I
mean the guys, you know, all these influencer people, there's
so many of them that are geniuses. They've taken They
really have no discernible skills or talent and anything other
(11:25):
than creating controversy and drawing people too. They're attracted to
their behavior, their wild and craziness. You know, that's it.
And I'm not against that. I mean, any way, you
can make a buck man a showbiz right.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Give my reck Gods to Broadway, remember me on Harold Square?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Right, Sure, it's entertainment and what you know, whatever gets
you through the night. You were going to say something
I was.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I said, Jake Paul has selected his opponents very favorable.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, exactly so. And there's a younger generation that likes influencers.
They like these people that are on tick face and
talk book and what are all some of the others.
(12:23):
You've got Insta, the whole thing, right Twitter, you know
they love those things. Yes, right, they like that and
they like those people and they're wound crazy and it's cool.
It's good for them at least hopefully the money they're making,
their paying taxes on that to make America strong. And
(12:43):
he is position to me though, it's kind of an
insult to people that really are serious sweet scientists. You know,
people that really have they've started in the amateurs. And
you know, a guy like True Acts, amateur fighter, fought
in all these clubs, built up his career working at
(13:05):
Ron likes Jim, and you know, Ron likes Jim, like
all these boxing gym's. It's it's it's not a palatial palace.
These are gritty places, right, and you fight a lot
of undercards and you know the punches for pay rank
is it's it's it's it's it's a tough way to
make a living and you got to earn your way
to that top man. A guy like True Accident take
your lumps and then influencer, guys fighting for multimillion dollar
(13:31):
purses without ever having an amateur fight, or maybe have
a couple of ballroom but that's okay, I'm not I'm
just saying you kind of going, you know. So he
decides to he was if I have this straight, he
was originally going to fight either Dusty Trunks or will
he get up? And then they they bowed out, so
(13:52):
they panicked and said, I want to fight Anthony Joshua.
Now Joshua, I think i'd call him a semi retired
heavyweight champion. He's from He's from Britain, from England. He
was the unified champ at one point he lost to
I don't remember who he lose to, who's sick, or
(14:12):
he lost his titles to somebody other. I think maybe
he's lost a couple of title fights. So he was
kind of like in Limbo. I don't even know if
he was playing or never fight again. I thing maybe
he was semi he was semi retired. Anyways, all of
a sudden, Jay Paul's people call him, say you want
to fight because what's the money worth? Well, we'll probably
get your ninety two million dollars. I'm in right now.
He says it wasn't ninety two. There were reports each
(14:32):
got ninety two. He was asked, is this the most
money you've ever made it in a fight? Said unfortunately,
not so. I think that price might have been closer
to fifty million. What an outrage fifty million dollars to
beat up on somebody. Yeah, yeah, to beat up on
six minutes times three. Well, we know that nine plus
eighteen equals six in this town, but nine times three
(14:56):
is twenty seven a minute between each one of those rounds,
A little or half hours worth for fifty million dollars,
if you call it work. I mean he was never
in any danger. I think Jake Paul landed one the
worst that happened to Joshua's. He's probably got fingernail scratches
all over his legs from his knees down because every
time Joshua started to hit him a couple of times,
Jake Paul would just fall down to his knees and
(15:18):
grab him around his legs. It was embarrassing. It was
like and I and I'm I guess I'm part of
the problem. I'm watching. You know, if people like me
didn't watch, he wouldn't be getting this kind of attention,
And I was thinking going into the fight because of
what I believe to be and maybe I'm wrong, because
I've been wrong a lot. The semi retired status of Joshua,
(15:45):
he gets a call out of the blue. It's almost
like winning the lottery. Jake, Paul wants to fight, really,
he was, you're making that up? He wants to fight me.
I'm real fighter, seriously, former heavyweight champion of the world
two time, not once, but two time, or you know,
unified champion. Yeah, and he's what kind of money I'm in? Right?
But then I'm thinking, I mean, if Paul's all right,
I think josh was trainer or manager even said I
(16:08):
don't remember exactly how he said. I'm paraphrasing, but he
was basically saying, you know, we're not taking a dive here,
We're really fighting. He had to actually say that, right,
because that's what you're thinking. You're said, you think, well,
there's no way. Well the fight should never have been
sanctioned to begin with. It was sanctioned as a real
It wasn't an exhibition. It was sanctioned as a legitimate
fight between a guy who had to put on a
(16:29):
bunch of weight to get to two ten, two fifteen,
to fighting a guy that was the once to have this.
This is almost criminal, right, But when he talks, so
they put him in the ring and early but I'm
thinking he's not he's not even he's not going to
(16:50):
take a dive, but he's gonna he's not going to
try to hurt Jake Paul because Jake Paul just made
him fifty million dollars. And you know, hey, wait, we
love to have you fight Jake Paul. Great, well, I
sure hope he didn't get hurt. You know, he wants
to fight you, but boy, we sure hope he don't
get hurt. And then you go, oh, I see, so
(17:10):
you want me. I'm gonna win. I'll win by decision,
but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hurt the guy.
And then he can say I went to distance with
the champions. You know, just it's it's all a game.
It's a rocket, right. Well, that's not what it looked
early on because Joshua wouldn't throw right hand. He just wouldn't.
And when he did, he kind of just plowed out
and then finally knocked him down a couple of times
they got that six round and he hit him with
(17:31):
a right hand that almost separated his head from his torso.
And I mean the Paul gives that he's a tough kid.
You know, he's got a cinder block for a head.
You know, he gets up and flows down and gets
it and goes on. He ended up, he had to
have surgery. His jaw was broken in two places. And
(17:57):
I know he made a lot of money and you
light the attention, but couldn't you have like done a
high wire act instead. I mean, people will watch you,
They'll watch Jake Paul do anything because they love it.
Go do a car, will lend and do a tightrope
walking thing. Just do a trapease act. Don't get in
the ring with a guy that can basically kill you.
But the craziest part of it is he's in his
(18:22):
It's a picture on instuff in his hospital bed and
the caption is like, hey, job broke in two places,
but I'm doing okay, and give me ten days. Ten days,
then bring bring on Canelo, you know, doing bring on
Canelo Averice. And the thing is he's not kidding. But
(18:43):
my response to that, and well, he wouldn't do it
in ten days. But he's like, he's trying to show
I'm okay, I'm not here. He's kind of making light
of being of getting six different kinds kicked out of him.
He's trying to make it so it doesn't look quite
as embarrassing as stupid. Right. I get that that's what
he's trying to do, and I'm thinking of my he's serious,
he'd like to to fight Albarez. But at this point,
(19:08):
even Jake Paul's most ardent supporters, they can't want that,
can they. He doesn't deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez. He
I mean, and I know Josh was much bigger than
he is and Albarez to be morses no one wants.
You don't deserve if you've done nothing in your boxing career.
And I'm using air quotes to deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez.
(19:32):
Guy needs long term psychiatric care and he can afford it.
Trust me, he can afford it. We'll break, We'll come back.
One more segment Togo. This is the common Maan program
in the fan.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You it does a Christmas Day showdown with the MotorCity kiddies.
You can swing by the plaza the cafe intent near
US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
What's the name of the place again?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
The plaza, the plaza, the cafe in booth Ascars three team.
I can score Papa Murphy's game day meal deals for
a year all the de hells KFN dot com keyword calendar.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I will be there, uh well, not event in the plaza,
not in the plaza, will be inside the stadium. I'll
be there for the game, taking the family and we're
gonna go. It should be fun Wagen's worst lines. I'll
hear that game on this radio station. I'm assuming are
we doing a two and a half hour pregame is
at one o'clock to three thirty where they just start
at one to thirty. It's got to be a one thirties.
(20:24):
You don't add an extra half hour for meeting this game. Yeah,
but I don't know. But you can hear the game
on this radio station on Christmas Day. This is a
story this individual stories News knew, but the topic is
and I stumbled across on Associated Press about tattoo removal,
(20:46):
how expensive and painful it is. Here's a It says
the oldest known tattoos were found on remains of a
Neolithic man who lived in the Italian Alps around three
hundred BC, well before the Egyptians built the pyramids in Egypt.
(21:13):
Because that was like in the eighteen hundreds. Many mummies
from ancient Egypt also have tattoos. I wonder why mothers
would get tattoos. It doesn't make any sense to me. Hell,
(21:34):
we're struggling for material here. I get it. It's the
end of the show. Then it is my last show
of the year. This is the victory for me. Yeah,
I'm so. I'm as many bad jokes as I can
pull out, I will. Matter of fact, did you hear
that he saw us at a brain eating ameba? No,
it starved to death. Hell, first time I ever met
(21:59):
meet so, he was in the breakroom staring at a
carton of orange, just because I said concentrate. Tattoo removal
likely as almost as old as the practice of inking,
and included scraping the skin to get the pigments off
or out ouch like sandpaper. A more civilized method evolved
(22:22):
in this nineteen sixties, when Leon Goldman, a University of
Cincinnata dermatologist, used hot vapor bursts from a laser on
tattoos and the skin that those tattoos were on. Let
me ask you a question of this story goes on
to say it was twenty twenty three survey by the
(22:45):
Pew Research Center. How many people, how many adults in
the United States? What percentage of adults in the United States?
Do you believe? You're not looking up the story? I'm
not okay, how many? I wouldn't blame them, why would you?
So they set how many adults? What percentage of of
(23:10):
adults in the United States have a tattoo? What do
you think that percent? I think it's pretty high.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It sounds like I'm I feel like I'm playing over Under.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I think it's I don't know, probably sixty five percent.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, that's that's that's almost double thirty two percent, which
I still think is to me is a fairly high number.
But I know what you're saying. Thirty two percent. That
means three out of every ten people you encounter probably
has a tattoo over under a game.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm terrible at as evidenced by that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What percentage have more than one tattoo? Of those thirty
two percentage you have more.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Of those thirty two Yeah, Well, they always say it's addicting,
so i'd I'd say it's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's way low. Twenty two percent, I would agree. I
would have agree with you. Well, that's what you hear.
Once you get one, you can't start, no, I trust me.
I know people drummer guide Wdmr the dimmer he has,
he has a whole they call a sleeve, right. I
(24:11):
have nothing against tattoos. I just don't want one personally.
How about you? Do you have a tattoos?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't needles and me don't don't jast.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You would look, why don't you get If I were
to get one, I've considered it before. When I narrowed
it down to two things. It was either going to
be a blue chainsaw with blood dripping from it or
or on my foreheaded rat vomiting. Those where I narrowed
it down to so, I thought those really made a statement.
(24:39):
They really were gnarly. I mean, like mean a tough
Either a blue chain saw with blood dripping from it
or a rat vomiting. Those were going to be the
ones I chose. Tracy Herman young late well, fifty four
years old. That's young to me. I'm six seven now
(25:03):
out of Plymouth, Michigan, which is just west of Detroit,
has eight tattoos and is in the process of getting
four phrases, including one step at a time, surrender and
through it all. That's what she has tattoos. She has
one step at a time, Surrendered through all. Those are
(25:26):
three different tattoos. She's going to have them remove from
her feet and arms. They're on her feet ten. They
say this is so painful. I mean, think about this.
I have trouble tolerating the pain when I stub my
big toe. I can't imagine a laser removing a tattoo
(25:47):
from my skin. She started thinking up about six years
ago and says she doesn't regret getting the tattoos. She said,
maybe a different choice. Maybe she's at She's in her
fourth tattoo removal session at Chroma Tattoo Studio and Laser
(26:11):
Tattoo Removal in Brighton, Michigan. She said, there was a
period in my life that I felt I needed some
extra reminder. I thought I would just embrace the period
in my life, so that helped, and then just to
surrender and give it over to God. So half of
them were really really pivotal to getting me over the
hump in my life. She needed a reminder she needed
(26:33):
a permanent reminder. I would have personally just tied a
string around my finger. Have you ever heard of that?
We'd put a string on her finger? Why did I
do that?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I know, to get me over the hump. And then
you could take the string off at night and put
it back on. You get a new string, different colors
of string, you could use yarn even That would have
been my choice rather than I've got to permanently tell
myself get over the hump at more. You know again,
I'm not I'm not casting judgment on her. I'm just
saying that's what I would have recommended. If she said,
I really need something to remind me to surrender to
(27:12):
to one step at a time and through it all,
I just put a string on your finger remind you
that way said I had a less painful and cheaper Yeah.
What's a tat cost? Google?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It will you a couple hundred bucks a lead?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, I suppose it depends what kind of a tat?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, how big it is? And artist fees.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Do you know what the ay odd gator is? I
think so it's the logo from the ay odd shirts. Right, Yeah,
my brother and his buddy I think they'd had a
couple of thirteen fourteen. They went to a tattoo shop
and on their chest where the where if you were
wearing the shirt, where the little gator would be. They
had a tattooed under their chest of course, and my
(27:54):
brother said, you're supposed to wait a certain period of
time before you like do whatever, like were move whatever's there,
and he didn't. So now I just got a green splot.
It's it's just looking. He's got some snot on his chest.
It's really small. That's what it looks like. You know what.
The first rule of tattoos is, what's that? Never put
a name on there? Right, Yeah, because like what if
(28:18):
you tattoo your gal's name on it? What's your gal's name? No, rayah?
So what if you putting a rye on there? And
let's say you and to Ryan, I don't want this table.
Let's say you end up going your separate raise. Now
you've got a rye on your arm forever, and it's like, yeah, huh,
and you might want to look at it to remember
by it am I not body? But still you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, So that's kind of the first rule.
(28:39):
I think a tattoos is no names unless it's your mom.
I in the mom, if you're your mother, or you know,
if you had a son or a daughter that were
tragically lost. You know, I can see why you would
want to put their name on them to honor you.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I feel like the other one would be no foreign
languages because you don't really know what it's.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
So it's saying, yeah, like I have a buddy who
got Lakita tattooed on him.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know what that means? Well, the way you translate
that English. That's next to Denny's. Ryan Wright is a
registered new owner of This is the name of his place,
ink Blasters, Precision Laser Tattoo Removal ink Blasters. It's a
good name. I'd get a jingle for the commercial too.
(29:32):
I don't know what it would sound like.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I think it's got to be aggressive, right, ink blasters.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
At ink blasters dot com, you know, kind of that
at Farmers Only dot com? Yeah, at ink blasters dot com.
Get your tattoo removed at ink blaster dot com. How
would Dylan do it? Get your tattoo removed? Dad? E
(30:01):
ain't glasses? Dad can so this? This cat Ryan Wright
that owns Ian Glasses Precision Laser Tattoo Removal dot Com
says a lot of people, when they get a new
tattoo that makes some of their old tattoos look bad,
they get the older tattoos removed or reworked. Because have
(30:27):
you ever seen somebody like, let's say, I would have
gotten a tatt here would have been a good one.
An island girl with a hula skirt on doing the
hula on my arm, right, And I get that when
I was young at miril and strong my twenties, you know,
and your flesh.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Pecks make her dance, Yeah, you can make her dance.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
And now I'm six seven and I got that muscle
flab on the bottom of my arm because I never
really had any muscles. But you know I'm talk about well,
now it looks like some misshapen glob, looks like an amoeba,
you know, it looks like a one celled creature of
some sort. You know, It's like, what was that supposed
to be? It wasn't hula girl at one time? Who boy? No,
(31:11):
it's hula girl. Not who boy, that's who the girl.
I always love that one. And then uh, another tattoo
removal Guy says boredom plays a role too. You know,
they got a tattoo off a whim and they and
(31:32):
they're like, hey, I'm really bored at this. I don't
want this anymore. It's not about hating their tattoo. It's
about change to yourself. I've grown. I don't want to
wrap that's vomiting anymore on my forehead. I want something different.
(31:56):
Howard and Wright, like many who perform laser removals, use
something called the Q switching or quality switching laser. It
concentrates the light energy to intense short bursts or pulses.
Here's what Right says, it's very painful. Nine out of ten.
(32:16):
It kind of feels like a rubber band being snapped
on your skin with hot bacon.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Frees paints a picture.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Howard says that she's the gal that had to have
the one taken off her feet. She says, she admits
the procedures painful, but you get through it. A couple
of days later, you're still feeling the sunburn, but it's okay.
If you want it bad enough, you'll take it off
because that's what you want. Light heat from the laser
breaks the ink into particles small enough to be absorbed
(32:52):
by the body and later excrete it as waste. They'll
find out sometime from now that it gets in your
bloodstream and he gets some kind of you know, ink
cancer or something like that. Right, sometime always gets you.
(33:13):
Howard consulted with herman as her forced session at Chroma began.
They spoke about the previous session and how far along
they were with the incremble. Both then dawned dark sunglasses
to protect their eyes from the brightness of the laser.
It's almost like you're it's almost like you're you're, you're, you're,
you're at Dounewood. He taken up welding. Is that bright
(33:37):
if you just wear a welder's helmet at that point? Right?
Oh gosh, it's a ten when you're getting it done,
That's what she says. The pain is, it's a ten.
It's pretty intense. It's doable. I know price is sometimes
an issue, but it's worth it. Howard says. The minimum
she charges is one hund dollars per session, and it
(34:04):
takes it's right. Says that on a typical that he
does about a dozen treatments, and that cost depends on
the square in size of the tattoo. Using laser to
remove tattoos comes with some risks. Skin that bore the
tattoo can be left lighter than surrounding skin. There can
(34:26):
also be temporary scarring, infection, redness, or soreness. According to
the US Food and Drug Administration, there's even been reports
of testicular torsion when moving out good and the only
cure for that is elevating your scrotum. I always love
(34:47):
that one. People who have diabetes and are not controlling
the diabetes should be wary of doing the tattoo removal.
Anybody with autoimmune disease or any immune deficiency, we can't
do it if you're on blood flint, blood thinners. I
go over the side effects with everyone.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Man, or you just don't get tattoos.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, but like you say, some you know, you don't
call out other guys twice your size in a bar
because he dissed one of your favorite fighters, either, right, Yeah,
and nothing ever good comes from drinking. I would bet
some tattoos. What percentage of people that got tattoos got
(35:35):
the first one? They were drunk there and let's fire
that tattoo sounds the right thing to do, and then
they do it. That's okay too. If you were to
get a tattoo, would it be a Lombardi trophy in
which one? Would it be one? Five or six of them? Lords?
You get one for each toe. That's painful to remove
(35:58):
them they put them on.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that, That's.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
What they say anyway. So anyway, what are you doing
for the holidays?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I've got I did my early Christmas was the Arizona trip.
Oh okay, So so I'm Scott free. I'm here to
fill in for whoever may or may not be gone.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So well, will what will you do on Christmas? Dage
you work the Vikings game in any way shape or
fund for the Vikings Radio network audio network.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Thankfully, I'm going to put together a little preview bit
that I do for Vikings pre games later today. Other
than that, I'm Scott free tomorrow, so I get to
sit and do. I think I might go with it
to the gals family at some point, so that'll be fun.
I got nothing, and I'm I'm okay with that. Yeah,
I'm okay with just making it a day where you
(36:42):
can just relax and not I don't need to have
the big you know, we did the matching pajamas thing.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
That wasn't my car, you know what I mean. I
got stuck doing that. But I don't need that. You
just give me a day. I'm hoping to get, you know,
I don't know what I'm going to get for Christmas.
I'm hoping that I get like Frankinson and mr something
like that. It was big back in the day. It's
huge back when, back in Bethlehem. But you got frankinsense
(37:10):
and r What is frankinsense and murrh? So so like silver,
silver and gold. I think frankinsense and murr is like
I think frankinsense it was a mad scientist to create
it up. Mary Shelley wrote it was it was called frankinsense,
(37:32):
and he was a monster and he had bolts coming
on the side of his neck. I think frankinsense is
almost like it's it's like, what's the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
It's it's an aromatic yes, gum resin okaym trees right, okay?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
So, and then what's murr m y r r h.
It's almost like incense and peppermints.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Is a fragrant Bitter Tree resid so they're both Fell
Tree residents.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I would want that for Christmas. Then why are you flying?
That's what they gave the baby Jesus Frankinson's and Murmur four.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Give them some lego mixed with wine, Lincoln Logs, that could.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Be give him something you can play with, manlu So
what's the best gift you ever got as a kid?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Good, I don't know if I can pick one out
off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I was a I got a lot of good games
when I was a kid. Do you ever beg your
parents to open a gift early and they say, okay,
you know, well, but what was crazy is how were
they able to get Santa to make a special delivery.
That's what was weird because they present they all care.
We'll let you open one gift. That's it. One gifts
(38:49):
they stop wine you open on Christmas Eve before Santa
came there. It is It's like, that's pretty quick for
Santa to come down. That's service man. I guess my
old man and my ma had a they had a
good vibe with old Saint Nick working relationship. I'll see
you next year.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'll see you next year.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Thanks sitting in tonight. I do appreciate that. Thanks. Thanks
for having me thy great job you as well. We
enjoyed a visit with you today, and happy holidays, Mery
Christmas to all of you. I'll talk to you after
the first of the year. Best of Dan Burrows next here, Evan.
Good night, folks, and good night missus Calabash. We're having
Speaker 3 (39:30):
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