HR. 1 - Cancer Kitty

Hawk talks about his cross-eyed cat, Comedian Tommy Ryman is in studio ahead of his Acme shows, Mark Parrish is here as well

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning, lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number
twenty nine. I woke up yesterday morning with us fring
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the day with us Florida. Listen up. The radies just
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(00:22):
to gondo guy. Yes boy, that is good news.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is the twenty sixth day of November twenty twenty five.
Good Wednesday morning, everybody. It is Thanksgiving Eve and the
powertri of Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Show is live in studio.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We'll see who makes it into the Power Trip Morning
Show this morning on a Wednesday. I no parishes up
and is on his way and cast one thousand. So
let's get her started, shall we. Here's Jared Freed some
comedy on a Wednesday morning, live on the Power Trip
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on in, be careful out there. I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't even know what an adult is anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm thirty six.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm doing stuff I thought I would have grown up
out of years ago. Every time I fly somewhere, I text.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
My parents landed. I love going home for the holidays.
I like seeing my family.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I like seeing where all my insecurities came from. Right,
if your family has a problem, you probably have a
very similar problem my family. The whole family's insecure of food,
body weight. That's our whole family. I walked in the
house one day. My mom looks at me. She goes,
you look so skinny. My dad's across the room, he
yells out. He goes, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wearing all black. I was like, is my inner.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Monologue playing on the alexa? I talk about my weight
on stage a lot. Some people get very uncomfortable. I
had a woman she stood up once.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
She goes, you're not fat.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's the worst thing you could ever yell at someone
who's not skinny, because then the show becomes a town
hall meeting on whether I'm fat or not. Someone stood
up there like he's jolly though. Another person was like
can men be curvy?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Someone in the mid I was like, there's lead in
the water.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I was like, you're at the wrong meeting, bro.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
How about the dolphins is on your side?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
You hear the distance thunders, this stray, Hey.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You guys asked for this? The road suck? Yeah, man,
you guys want to smell that drive sucked. That's right,
Maybe I love it. It took me way too long
to Wonderland. Yeah. Else I always forget too. There was
a there was an ambulance on three ninety four when
I was driving in So I did, you know, slightly
pull over, not quite off to this shoulders. There's no
shoulder really right now, so it's kind of fade over

(03:11):
to get out of its way. Yeah, and its lights
are going and it slowly goes past me, and you
you forget, like, oh yeah, this ambulance can't put the
pedal to the metal either. It's it's icy. That thing's
probably pretty top heavy insert joke here. Yeah, yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So it's like, uh, man, I
hope that's not me in there someday during a snowstorm,

(03:33):
Like if I'm gonna have an emergency, I want it
to be seventy and sunny, clear roads. Yeah. Yeah, best
of luck whoever's going thirty five miles an hour around
three ninety four.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh man, that's how you get half some ambulance drivers
who driver like they ain't got dim in.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh, they probably don't like doctor Richard Kimball. He didn't
care It wasn't his. He stole it. Yeah, he care
getter sideways. Yeah. Man, he dyed his hair, He gaved
his beard and stole an ambulance. Y'all back guard. Better
hold on, we're getting some as good, right. I don't
know why Richard Campbell like that. I don't know either.
Richard Campbell. Yeah, Richard Campbell, he o Campbell. He makes soup. Yeah,

(04:13):
he rips his own soup. He says it's basically just
synthetic meat. Will not eat his mushroom head soup. Oh
have you had it? Well? Yeah, in college he had it.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
We did. It's all we could afford his mushroom mad soup. Yeah,
you guys made it weird.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. I don't know why you set them up like that.
The roads were greasy, they were greasy. This sucks. You
guys asked for this. Why are you blaming us? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, we have to. We think it. You know what
made the road driving in here way better? The Christmas
song by Nat King Cole.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, you're damn right. You got to give us a
chance to guess. Oh you would have never guessed that.
Hawk might have guessed that, but you it was on
my list. Yeah. But yeah, it's greasy. It was.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
It was not fun to start, but then it got better. Yeah,
it got Yeah, rather southy that and thanks to Tony
and Luther Brookdale Chevrolet for talking me into that all
wheel drive because normally, like the last five or six
years of coming in here, on days like this, I
would literally eat a cigarette and my knuckles would be white.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's petty. He's back to buy me. You got McDonald's.
He's got a truck. He's doing five. We said.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
He told that, just get the hell out of my way. Yeah, move, bitch,
plice to be bitch, move bitch.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'll hurt you are. But he said, I got to
get the work. But yeah, yeah, you got to get
the work. Work. You got to get there. It's beautiful
out there, I think so.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think it's raining like hell last night and then
I looked out my window and there was finally the snow.
Bro Yeah, man, hey, thanks for those McDonald's burritos. I
love you, brother, Thank you, Glad. I know it wasn't
the mouth, it was obviously you don't know buttholes located.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, do you have a buttle? It's a great question
talking to me. Yeah, do you do? You do you
think that I do. I think you have to. I
don't have to. He doesn't have to. Yeah, I'll figure
it out one way or another.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Man, man one way another brother, Yeah, man, I think
I'm a little bit obsessed with with an artificial intelligence
now that this hell us we can't use it anymore.
I would never use it.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't encourage it. Our company is just setting themselves
up for the ultimate hypocrisy, right because it's like we're
human and it's like, you know, in two weeks they're
going to announce some nationally syndicated AI bit and go,
never mind, all right, this is cheaper GP.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
It's the first uh AI hosted radio show ever exactly.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, they'll lean into it at some point, don't give it.
I heeart Ai Music Festival. Oh my god, it's perfect
on a yacht. They wouldn't have to pay anybody. Yeah, man,
well do they bully? Somebody's got to pay for the cafe.
Where's the cafe?

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Well, France, of course, you know, because we need to
get the French market.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wee wee, wee wee.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Good morning, guys. Hey, are you put any things in
the back of your truck like saltery? Thing. The weaar.
That's some bitch down this time of year. Yeah, I
get some sand bags.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
I do because Yeah, I actually learned that a couple
of years ago when I was went to pick up salt.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
In my truck, and how much nicer it was to drive.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
So yeah, I throw a couple hundred a couple hundred
pounds of sand bag.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's a real real light back here. Yep, we had
a new camera. Look at is that four k? Oh?
Look at these new cameras. Man, by the way, this
is how oblivious I am to technology. I just noticed
giant new cameras in front of my face three seconds ago.
How did you just notice it didn't look up? I

(07:59):
didn't for twenty minutes, and I bet here for at
least thirty seconds. I think that's better. Maybe. Yeah, they
got to be fine too. And here we were working
on it over the new cameras. All right, looks so heavy?
Hey cameras? Do the new camera still make us look
like we're on a ring camera? Is it improved? You

(08:20):
can't see yourself right now? Dot com slash watch. It
looks like you're in front of a real brick wall. Yeah.
In fact, turn around and put your hands against the wall,
and I mean that's over slash. I thought he was
going to do it. I mean, I guess it's better.
I got excited. That's not I mean, yeah, that looks
like a real brick wall behind you. Yeah, that really does.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Look down to your left hand side there, that'd be
your right hand side. Yeah, don't look like real bricks.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I want to throw those at you. Yeah, but you're
look at your just in the camera. There is echo directo.
Are you doing that with your mind?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, look at all the Are you David Sedaris?
That's crazy? A young Jedi Corey Froze pressed scenarious is
hoping you. He means David blame, but nobody cut that.
I didn't is still struggling with David Sidaris. Do you
Amy Sidaris?

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Isn't she voices a character I think in BoJack Horseman.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh jes, let's get that man. You got to get
rid of the four K cameras a little too. Why
is this one frozen? None of them are frozen frozen outside.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, let it go, bud this computer side, No, it's
our whole company. Well I Internet system right now.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Hey, I heard us talking about how it doesn't like that,
like a week and nobody knows. It's like hungry hungry
hippover in there. No, it's a great look at sweatshirt.
Hungry hungry hippos is five dollars right now at Target?
Did you buy it? Five bucks a minute?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Is working?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Are you gonna hide your face down trying to get
dressed when I was drinking? Speaking of you getting dressed, man,
like everybody here that takes dressing seriously, Look at you.
You got your matching hat and shirt and stuff. Whatever
the color of your hat matches. Like, what a nice
little thing you're doing. You're taking care of yourself, making choices.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Is a nice little Travis Matthew outlet down in Fort Myers.
I might have done a little damage.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I can't even imagine, Travis. I can't even imagine what
the guy did. Back flips on a motorcycle. No, that's
uh the Travis Pastrana. Yeah that's him. Team Wolf is
Scott Howard.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, bringing back to me now againz Echo, that's better.
Black T shirt with tattoos. Yeah, the other thing made
me look like hungry hungry hippo. I can't you look
at myself like that, or I'll lose more weight.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's a new coat. That's a nice coat you got
there in the background. Yeah, it's not mine? On whose
it is? That's mine? Sae. Yeah it's the same coat, Corey,
same one. Ye nice and you got a matching coat.
That's the same time. I got mine, like a year
or two before his. But I'm like, look, it's it's
an awesome coade get it? Why why are we broadcasting

(11:26):
from what do you say? Showed the surface of the sun?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, no, I would go back to Corey again. It
does look like he's outside of the block e. I
mean that looks like real bricks. It does look way
better on it looks so much better. I touch the wall, yeah,
or do the other thing? Put your hands up against
and spread them. Hey, here's what I want to do, dreaming.
Take a black sharpie and draw a hole over there,

(11:54):
and then paste a tongue sticky out.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Of it and it will be right over right there. Weird,
It just got weird. Yeah, I don't know why you
sent me up. Yep? Have me Christmas yep. So Thanksgiving
tomorrow of course we're off, but then we're back on Friday,
Black Friday, Who seven to nine and all of America,

(12:21):
all of America, Marquie Mark, I can't wait. I'm trying
to talk to famine, and I think you're talking famine.
So Pato is really in short supply. Back in Ireland,
I got real bad.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
There was a disease, dictators, And now I'm going to
try and enunciate. Okay, I'm gonna bring the family with
and try and talk them into coming and get all
the Christmas shop and done right away.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
That makes more sense because I don't want to celebrate
our twenty fourth aniversary and we're talking about yeah, yeah,
thousands of people perishing Ireland, Ireland.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Leave the famine at home, especially after I waste all
the trump about to waste tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Why are you gonna waste? Because I always put too
much on my plate. Yeah, that I'm making my bitch guilty, Yeah,
making my bitch downtown. Did you get all the normal stuff, hogs?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I haven't got anything yet. I don't have to think
I have Johnny five the new cameras nice?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh did I want a Johnny five growing up? Yeah?
Not a robot? Sure was short circuit? Who's Johnny? You
know who loves that movie? Doves? Lambert scene Bear no, Luke, No,
my dad Ski Club Pat you're dead. Oh brilliant, that's tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh wait, whould you say Ski Club Pat?

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
He loves that movie. Man, I don't know if that's
worth putting in the book. At Ski Club Pat, like
Short Circuit. I can't put it in the book. There's
too much Ski Club Pat in.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
The books around my editor at at Playboy.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What's your editor's name? Carry Long Bottom?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, I said that I put too much Ski Club Patt.
He's like, the next will be about Ski Club Pat.
This one's about mess Paul Lambert.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh, that's nice, that's what he said. It's kind of
like a Tom Sawyer Huck Finn thing that you get
through the entire book of Tom Sawyer and you're like, well,
the star this thing is in Sawyer. It's Huck Finn.
That's right, you move on to Finn. It's like, please
change Gem's name. Krry carry long terrry Long? Is that? Well,

(14:24):
she's an actress?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
What a great bit top was she's an actress? Wasn't
that early twenty twenty five? Because weren't the fire like
a month ago?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
No? The fires were in January?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Has this year really not just flown by correct. I
think there's something going on with the space time continuum.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Yeah, something, I don't know whatever age I've gotten to.
But every the month, the seasons have just they just
go faster and faster.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're forty something, Is that all I am? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Right, yep, I'm old balls. Weird thing going on here, man,
I need to change the How bright my camera is now?
Look it looks like I'm broadcasting in the lord. Yeah
like like like my like I've seen the light.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, I have not. I like it. Hockey, you look
like me and Corey. Finally, I am cross eyed as hell.
I'm like a cat. Your cat is cross eyed?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh, you can't believe its You have no idea what
she's looking at. Don't know how she makes up downstairs.
Sometimes she tries to eat food out of her bowl
and misses.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Got last last. Oh she's all right, But was it
like an eye for an eye situation for you? Listen?
She wouldn't listen like me if I got one eye,
you got one eye? Yeah, you gotta quit doing that's
all your cats. I can't help it.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Cats don't know any cat. Listen. She gets free food
chain gotta eat mice. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
That's what I tell her, You're going back to eat mice.
Be outside also jerked a bunch of her teeth out
of the Thank god, that's how that sun intended.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
We all front, we all, we all thought your cat
got a weird cross eyed show. Listen, it's like this kitty,
you gotta watch this one wasn't cross eyed. Before that show.
We said, don't get too close to it. Your across cats,

(16:32):
don't get it. Just out of the way real soon.
We both know what's going to happen a lot in here,
So don't look away. I'm done. Don't look away. So
she tried to one eye out the window, one of
them try to get away. Look at me now, damn it.

(16:58):
It's like where you learned why why the character's name
is ho door? Yeh? Three of you get that joke,
by the way, that's a you know.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I love shows that think that far ahead and stuff
like they thought long of course game that to have
been multiple seasons where you didn't know why, You didn't
even think about why is that guy's name?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
That was the only thing right for a while. It
was like, what the hell is who cares about hodor. Yeah,
and then you realize why it matter. You're like a
son of a bitch. Look over here, kittie, but that
got weird. You guys set me up again. We should
go break and reset it all all right, lots going on,
but uh so it sounds like Parker's not coming in, right,

(17:46):
Tommy try try Tommy Ryman is going to be hereing
like fifteen minutes. His wee could act me every year.
He's always the Thanksgiving week guy. We do have uh yeah,
Tom Pella sero, I thought Lake was here dot com?
Tom look over here, don't have away like, Oh no,

(18:06):
it'll be fun. We'll figure it out. Yeah. And then
Black Friday seven and nine, m away Man Friday. That's right,
the twenty four years old? Hell yeah, how did you
find best of for tomorrow? That was tough there. It's
gonna be is it? Common Man? Dane Cole Show, because
it ain't boomer in a sizin? Yeah? Well no, the

(18:29):
Power to the Morning Show. Moving on. Yeah, in the
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all three of us. And now we're squaring off against
Common in the next round. Correct, Yeah, well if we
if we win this next round, right, we gotta win
this run first.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, really, we're up against we did I think we're
up against testicle in the slabs.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I thought testicle in the slab, Yeah, I thought we do.
We only have to win two games to take on Common.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Sure we only needed to win to Yeah we are
we are?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, I just yeah, just finally, So when does that
voting start between in Common?

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's right now? Yeah, all right, So, thus sixty four
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(19:32):
who the Rich Ice Show? Are you kidding me? Well,
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torn because Pelisaro fills in for Rich all the time. Yeah,
thanks that one, lady, Yeah, thanks one lad lady.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
So it starts this morning at I think nine am. Oh,
I'm sorry eleven am.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
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bring it on to the Powertroop Morning Show. I think
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Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh yeah, Ben Mallers of course because if he wins,
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we could be against Power versus Ben Maller. Would be
a great bit. No no offense to our guy, Ben,
but we're gonna slay him. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna slay

(20:38):
Ben too. Yeah, like dragons, like dragons.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Be yeah, don't look away, Ben, you and the cat
look over here. Hold the door, Ben, hold.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
The door. The power after this on the ship, you
can't stay out. I've got to drop from my cat.
It's cool your cat.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, it is a it's a winter wonderland out there.
Somebody did a full three sixty right in front of me.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I did not. I just I went around like Daylarnard Junior. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Right before we got I got stuck by the flows.
There was a car out on twelve that was like
fifty sixty feet from the highway.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It was actually impressive how far they got off the highway.
Drive safe like Chevy Chase. Yeah, defeat what cat out there?
That's right? Creepy as hell this song. Yeah, and didn't
you say you guys recorded this then like the next
day cancel. That's great. The world realized we never really

(21:51):
listened to these lyrics. This is creepy as hell. Yeah,
and they had just let it, let it out to
the world, like, hey, look at the song we wrote,
and it's like, that's the song we hate. Ken I
haven't had a lot of success together.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
A great, great duet, and then Covid hit and then
he did this and it got me too as a song.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
We booked the show at the Varsity Theater and nobody
bout any tickets.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
So far, so good. You guys are a good team,
we really are. Well, maybe now you should team up
against things that you hate and try to take them down.
Just you know adjacent to the two of you, so like,
instead of trying to do things that are good, aim
for things that are bad, like what don't you like
lower the show? And I already wait? Is that just

(22:40):
in front of your cat? No?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Please, don't take my good concepts away. Come on, man, please,
you just gave my whole concept away. I would listen
to it me spaking it in front of my blind
cat cross side cat. She will be if she didn't
start listening.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Why would you listen to that? Because I would support
my hogs, Daddy, you could support them by going good
luck with your podcast. I'm not going to listen to that.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
And for all you out there who are mean, uh,
my cat's one of my own two Like, I have
two friends and my cat's one of them. So I'm
never gonna abuse my cat if I unless.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I could catch it. And then from Jill from who Jill,
Oh yeah, you say Jill very incorrectly, Jill Jill, Jill
and Phil Jill. This is Jill Jill. It's a rivalry sauce.
You know what movie that's from? Right Groundhogs? No references?

(23:41):
Keep going, Come on, take keep going, Manhattan. You got it.
Great film, great film was universally universally considered the greatest
movie of all time win Oscars, so I know it
won Best Original Song. I think Kermit lost for Best Actor.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
See the adult version of that muppetstack Man from behind.
My god, it's not six o'clock, a sweetheart?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Are you saying that to him outside? It's pretty good.
Tommy Ryman just turned around because he knows he can't compete.
You can't your hands up, miss Piggy wood Hawk. Yeah,

(24:31):
she definitely wouldn't. She's not a cat, but I'm sure
you could make her cross. Well you know what they say,
what's green and smells like ham. Oh God, there's gonna
be a meeting going somewhere.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Need meeting.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Why would he need a meeting for a good joke?
I don't know. I don't speak. Well, there's Tommy, try
try topping a crew with the frog's penis joke, because
that's what we just nailed. We just landed the plane,
big Town. I am he left. That's the luck he left.
You can't talk to Joe to write a joke. Man,
I love current the Frog. Yeah, sure you have seen

(25:09):
muppets take man, Okay, yes, I've seen all of them. Yeah,
but that's the best one. Care not even in the
same ball.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Any breakdown of the Christmas Carol I like, yeah, well
said scary with Jim Carrey, which is way too scary kids, man,
is it really scary?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I never seen it? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
And then you got uh the Bill Murray one, which
I really really like scrooged, Yeah, which is what I
just got.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Bobcat Goldway, Good morning, Tommy Ryman, how are you good?
Good morning? How was your drive in?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
It was?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It was not too bad.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
I was just on the Highway one hundred two, was
going sweet forty five miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Badass. Yeah, yeah, coming from from where north side, south Side, Richfield,
south Side ride rich Field.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah. You remember when and Tommy, this is gonna I
want you to know before I even start this that
this is a compliment. Okay, you remember when Homer Simpson
got the cursed head of hair from the serial killer
in the in Simpson House of Horrors. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's how good your hair looks.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't even know what it's doing. That's I feel
like you're lying. You got It's like you're ready to
play in hockey. Full head of hair on your head.
My friend, thanks, Thanks everybody. Tommy's ad actme this week.

(26:42):
We'll talk about that in a second. We'll do Front
Page Sports in a second. Lots to get to between
now at nine o'clock, this is the Power Trip Morning
Show on the Fan. They told me new monking tuesayper.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
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December second. We will be live from five thirty am
until six thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Bring a toy, spread some joy. That is this this
following Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
You spread joy all over the damn place, but you
can spread some more joy at Shields on Tuesday. The
If you are one of the first fifty people fifty
donors at each of the four shows we are doing
out there, you will get a Kfan Unreal Winter beanie.
So all the details atkfan dot com quer calendar. But
we hope to see you Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Man, Yeah, next Tuesday. We'll see you next Tuesday. I
can't wait. What a sign? Thank you? Yeah? Yeah, I can.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I mean, so we're at the Mall of America on
Friday seven to nine, and then we're at Shields next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Nailed it. Yeah, And between there I get to go
to Seattle. Nice. Yeah, I love Seattle. Yeah. Yeah, my
boys out there. I'm looking forward to it. It's the
best not a boy, that'd be great. It's a Thanksgiving
miracle and you guys have money on the game and
that matters more than anything else. During the home you
took the vikings I did? That was yesterday? Was one

(28:20):
hundred bucks. You took the vikings plus nine and a half?
Was I drunk?

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Half?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's a big number. That's why I didn't. I mean,
you may have been drunk, That's why I did. It's
a big number, Tommy. It's a big, big, big number, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, I get it. Yeah, Tommy, you don't. You don't
seem like a gambler to me. No, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
I want to get into it more because I've got
friends that are real good at you know, like they're
just deep into it. It's good to have aspirations. Yeah,
they're always there, scared and I'm like, I want to
do that. That guy looks stressed out.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, where you live, man, Tommy's had to act me
this week. You're at ACME every Thanksgiving. This is your slot, man, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
Tonight for yeah, ten years to starts tonight, ten years
in a row. I take Thursday off and then I
do two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
So eight o'clock tonight, seven and nine thirty Friday and Saturday. Yeah.
I'm looking at the ACME website and I've never seen
this little note. It says important notes. The first thing
it says is gratuity is not included in your purchase.
That is interesting to me for a couple of reasons.
That means somebody at some point thought I don't have

(29:34):
to tip my waitress. I paid for this, isn't gratuity included?
And then number two would be do stand up comedians
ever get tipped? Do you ever have somebody to say,
great show, here's twenty bucks?

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Oh yeah, after the show. I've had people hand me
hand me today is often.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
But is it because they assume that gratuity is included
in their ticket? No, it's not. I don't think it's.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Yeah, but maybe they're like, oh, I'm supposed to tip them,
because I think that's because there's like there must be
some meal credit thing that you can get with tickets.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Sometimes if you get the dinner and I see what
you're saying, So it's the dinner at the show bit,
got it? That makes sense.

Speaker 9 (30:13):
But this year I really am pushing to tip the comedian.
That's kind of a thing that.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I like it. Yeah, it's never too late to start.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I have really really drunk people leave like cash on
the stage at the end of the show before and
you always feel weird about it because you're like, do
I have to split that with the rest.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Of the baby? Like I know that was just for me?
And is there a moment it wasn't good at all?
Is there a moment where you where you feel a
little bit like a stripper, where like, do I really
have to kind of bend down and pathetically grab this one?
Do you go out there in your heels with the broom? Oh? Man,

(30:53):
I'm just pick something, give it back to him because
you bend your knees dropped. Somebody just puts a dollar
bill in the stage taking care of business. Great, we
don't do requests or yeah the second exactly. Let's do
fun page sports? Shall we?

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Time now for front page Sports presented by Holiday Station Stores?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
All right, Holiday station Stores, you guys are the best.
Celsius two four five for a limited time mixing Matchine
flavors you want of Celsius at holiday? Thanks Holiday? No,
what flavors do you want? It's not up to me,
it's up to you. Got a holiday and mixing matching
e Celsius flavor? You want to get after it? Get
after it all right? So the Vikings are at Seattle

(31:38):
three zero five Sunday, right here on the fan. You're
home from Minnesota Vikings football. The pregame starts at one,
so you guys will be on at what Yeah? Yeah,
the Vikings are four and seven whoops, and the Seahawks
are eight and three. Donald has nineteen touchdowns and ten interceptions. Yeah.
They got hell of a defense going out there, and

(31:59):
one of the best white receivers in the NFL. Yeah,
Gloria Flowers. He's so good. Yep, Gloria Flowers. Yeah, absolutely Flowers. Yeah,
not familiar with this work. You would know him if
you saw him, it's just the name recognition is not there.
Yeah and scene. Yeah, nobody tipped us for those jokes,

(32:20):
nor should they.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I reached for my wallet and I was like, no, no, please, don't.
I was looking for the QR code to scan. No, don't. Yeah,
I didn't. I couldn't find it. Sorry, this is now
I think almost a yearly tradition, or maybe just every
time you come in, Tommy, because you like legos and
I once made a significant investment in a home alone
Lego set. Is it retired yet? No? No, that's one

(32:46):
of the longest running. Yeah. They just keep putting more out,
which means it's, you know, more and more common. And
the whole idea of things going up in value is
that they need to be more scarce. So it's still
I'm unboxed. It's collecting dust in my garage. If anybody
wants to come hoisted from me, No, you're not going
to get much for it.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
You gotta buy more. You got to sell it out.
That way you'll have all of them. You have whatever
you have creating. Yeah, this one's five hundred dollars on eBay.
You want to buy mine for five hundred bucks? No,
because I can then just go to Best Buy where
it's two ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can't be that's what I paid for it. We pay
the same price I bought it two years ago. I
forget which one is it. It's a great house. It's awesome, sweet,
but yeah, yeah, we never took it out because house.
You get the like an experiment, a financial experiment. The
robbers car the tree for it. It's cool.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Turner Turner put it all together and didn't realize we
had the lights for it too, and we've shried for
the last couple of years to get them to redo
it with the lights. Like they have a light package
you can get in there, right, you get the lighting
and everything.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Does that come with the standard home alone set of
Do I have to pay exture for that? That's the
next one you should invest in. That's the scarce one dams. Yeah, hey, yeah,
I'm on Celsius dot com raw looking for flavors the
temperature like mandarin marshmallow. That it's not on their website.
I think Tommy makes that up. That he does. It's

(34:18):
called something else. But then if you zoom in on
the old can there, it says nobody zooms in on
cans like I do, especially with these four K cams
now zooming in some cans. It's a lot of I
don't see it anywhere. Somebody's methetize. He showed it to us.
It definitely is a thing. Yeah, although it does sound

(34:41):
made up, it does. For the record, it's Tommy Olsen
Not Tommy Ryman doesn't drink mandain marshmallow. Celsius es alright,
mix and match anything you want.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We got a cosmic vibe, Fuji Apple pear Man go
passion fruit.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh yeah, here it is. Yeah, fantasy vibe is sparkling
mandarin marshmallow. See that sounds terrible, but Tommy loves it.
He do Olsen? Yeah, Olsen again, not Tommy. Ryan Selsey
is making no all right? Uh, Saucy Saucersson, Yes, sir.

(35:21):
The Bills signed wide receiver Brandon Cooks. He's thirty two.
He was the first player in NFL history to cross
one thousand yards in three consecutive seasons. He did that
in sixteen, seventeen and eighteen. Yeah. Can you name the
three teams? He did it for the Rams, the Saints.
Those are the bookends as Saints was first, Rams was last.

(35:44):
Who was the team in the middle? I know, believe
it or not? Go ahead? Is it? Denver? Nope? Why
did you ask me? Because I love you? Because I
love you, I'm going to stay with me now. The
Falcons Nope, the Dusty Cowtown, the New England Patriots. He

(36:07):
did that in sixteen seventeen. And eighteen Saints, Patriots, and Rams.
But here's another random trivia questions and you guys can
work as a group and see if you can get
this that. He had one final answer group trivia Ready,
Brandon Cooks nine six hundred and ninety seven yards in
his career. That's a lot of yards for a guy
that fantasy football players really obviously know who Brandon cooked is,

(36:29):
but he's kind of been an under the radar guy
in the last ten years. He has sixty touchdowns as well,
in twelve seasons. These sixty receiving touchdowns ninety seventh best
all time man name all the people in front of him, Nope,
most career touchdown receptions active player. Who has the most

(36:53):
receiving touchdowns of any active player? Okay, my guess would
be Davante Adams. That would be my guess.

Speaker 10 (37:11):
My it's like he was a enough solid guest that is,
I can't argue it, or he's been around a while. Oh,
d Kelsey Ballerini, Yeah, it is a good guess. The

(37:32):
final answer, I mean, I would say Davante Adams. Say
it Davante Adams as the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Davante Adams one hundred and fifteen career receiving touchdowns. That's
eighth best all time. But like I mentioned, Brandon Cooks
has a whole bunch of catches as well, seven hundred
and twenty nine career catches. That's good for fifty fifth
all times. The hell of a career. Who has the
most career receptions out of the active players? I would

(38:09):
guess the same guy. I'll go in. That makes sense, Yeah, yeah,
I mean it was such conviction. Yeah, I would say
the same guy, Corlis. He says, the same guy, Corlas.
You're going with Davante Adams. Final answer, Yes, sir, incorrect,

(38:30):
Travis and twelveth all time with one thousand and fifty eight. Wow,
that blames. Ain't that some blank? That is correct? You
got that right? You got that right. Yeah, we did
something there that was great, That was really good sports

(38:52):
ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, trivia, man, you know, we nailed
it almost some of it. What else matters? That doesn't matter.
That's segment in a second. The Wild. They're at Chicago
tonight at seven thirty right here on the fan against
again Chicago in Chicago. The Wild. They're nine one and
one in their last eleven games. Yes, revoalstaid three shoutouts

(39:15):
in his last four starts. Not sure who's starting tonight.
I knows who is it? Hawk uh, Cherie Charot Man.
I don't get that decision. I don't want to get
in trouble with the wild. But like, man, why sharishute me?
You have Gus right there?

Speaker 7 (39:29):
They have really good Yeah, they have great options to
bring in that third. I completely agree with you there.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
It's more competition and nobody's I'm sure what is his
name again, sharist.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I mean, why would you rock the casbo.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Just put yes and and and Sharif's known for kind
of messing with the chemistry in the room.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So yeah, he's cancer. He's a what I believe? Zach said,
I'm team cancer. Wow, this is a weird Yeah, and
wat team to pick. We're not good to a charity event.
It's not well attended. It used to be cancer event
I've ever been to. We used to have great numbers.

(40:11):
What happened? That's the darkest joke of all time. That's
the Normans. Yeah, well that's real good. Tommy's just here
to learn. That's how you do comedy. Yeah, you make
cancer joke? Yeah, I'm going to open strong on cancer
this week Thanksgiving. You know what, just tip your cap

(40:34):
to us. That's all we're asking you. Guys are brilliant
joke to say hey, before you guys leave, I want
to say it thanks to the bou joke. Before you guts.
They just start piling out the joke. Where are you going?
We're filming the spectre. No, I got a kermit thing next.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
Speaking of specials, you you have a special? The special
is out. I filmed it last year at ACME and
it premiered Monday.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It came out.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Yeah, Why did it take that long for a special
to come on? Me and Kevin Hart had this set.
I wanted the same release date as Kevin Hart, and so.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I was like, let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
No, it took long because we were trying to sell it,
uh movement. There was different meetings it went through. It
was directed by Siaminson, who is a wonderful comedian.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I don't know. I came, but he's a good guy.
He's not doing cancer jokes.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Yes, yeah, and then and then I was just trying
to time it right. So now it's out, premiered on
it's on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
That's where it is awesome I'm downloading it now. Yeah,
did you let's get deep, did you did you have
your heart broken where you were like on the brink
of Netflix or who, like were you?

Speaker 9 (41:59):
There is there is things that I was pretty excited
about that didn't go through. But I've been talking to
so many comedians and that's just like the business right now.
There's like bigger, way, bigger names than me that are
even like struggling, like I don't know where to where
to put this, or that deal's not going through or
they've got to like self phone to.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Bring it back to things.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
But YouTube is great, like it's already like like uh,
getting like the views that I want, Like it's it's popping.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
So it's we'll link to in a second here. Well,
we've already helped jokes. Smash pancake, that's right, Yeah, smashed pancake.
That's right. I'm looking at him downloading it right now.
Thank you. I do like that any don't smash pancakes.
So but whatever, smash banking.

Speaker 9 (42:40):
That's a combination of two jokes. So it was it
was potentially going to be called smashed glass or and
then it was going to be one pancake. And then
my friend was like, she was like, you just call
it smash pancake, and I.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Was like, yeah, that sounds awesomes Do you know what.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
The first hour of the Power Trip podcast is called
today Smash Pancake, Cancer Kitty.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
That was getting nice. Second? Yes, wow, God, where you
combining two jokes? Yeah? I get it, I mean we
got it. Yeah, it didn't sound like you got it.
You guys are opening No, no, no, there shall be

(43:22):
asleep by the time. That's all right. What really matters
in a second again, Tommy Rymonds at act Me tonight,
two shows, Friday, too shows Saturdays. ACME is the best,
Tommy Ryman's the best. ACNE is the best. It's just
so much fun. Yeah. Oh yeah yeah, tip tip tip
not included even if you get the dinner bit. Yeah,

(43:42):
tip everybody. Yeah, when you're in the merch line after
the show, just hand Tommy money.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Yes, Thanksgiving, Yes, yeah, I'm giving out free bookmarks.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, you get a bookmark and then you give him
some American It's only right. How do I calculate twenty
percent of my laughter? It's exact sho, you're clever, you're
killing and a missing next week. What really matters is
after this. This is the Power Trip money Jona Fan Yes,
great song, jaw to the world. The lot is common.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
It's the Black Friday tradition. You will not want to
miss the Power Trip morning Show. We're live at malve
America on Friday, bringing the initials games, tons of laughs,
well tons, tons of last tons.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's roasting on an open flow. I believe a common
in Tennabee thought that we only do seven and nine
because there's going to be so many laughs that if
we did three and a half hours we might cause
some kind of a health emergence, a liability. So we
only go two hours on Friday because there's tons of
laughs just in those two hours. That's right, I'll attack

(44:55):
you right now. That's exactly right. So we're only going
to give you some laughs and then you can go
see Tommy Ron and Friday night after the Power to
a morning show. That actme. Yeah for that remaining left
that you guys left whatever we don't take away from
the public, will give them to you. Thank you, you're welcome,
or we're warming them up for you. Well, yeah, that
sounds just like twelve hours before he starts. Yeah, people

(45:17):
like them, they can get a sandwich a nappers take
a nap the carbo yeah car little car blood before
round two of the last and again, yeah, gratuity is
not included. Just you picture, you keep tipping. What about
gratuitous nudy. Yes, that's not included.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, I've been trying to write that in and then
my parents are I was just like, nah, yeah, yeah,
you that's one of the things you complain about the
most off the air. I wish you would bring it
on the air. You basically say that the Golden Age
of TV has eliminated gratuitous nudity, and you're kidding that.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Why you do that?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, you want more just random nude scenes that don't
progress the plot in any way. Yeah, just nudity, Like
all the movies in the eighties just had weird nudity.
Are two nude scenes for no reason.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I mean, that's why all of us wanted to watch Airplane,
because that lady ran up the airplane where her Uh
what a hawk column yesterday?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Obstacle obstacles sound obstacle, They are an obstacles. Yeah, very Christmas, everybody?
What a perfect song? Yeah, topic, let's do what really
matters of scores and stats around the world of the
sports in between christ changes your life with something else.
That's good. Great song, This is the best Christmas song.

(46:32):
I'm just tickling the it's the best Christmas song. Yes,
what about that guitar one?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Like the electric one? Trans Siberian Orchestra that one hits,
that does hit. I'm really glad that the Siberian people
have come around. Yeah, took him a wild Yeah, or
maybe they got kicked out of Siberia and now they're
touring the States. Well, pull your hands up. This is
from Diana. Would Hawk do the Trans h Iberia in orchestra?

(47:08):
That's your damn right. What about Diana?

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Racini just said that Viking's quarterback JJ McCarthy, who entered
concussion protocol, is not expected to play against the seat.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Well, Max Grosmer, here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Well that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. It's Wednesday.
I'm gonna guess there's a very light practice of much tomorrow. No,
maybe they'll do right, No, they'll do I bet yeah,
I bet you're right.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
If we were John Oliver and doing those super cuts
that he puts together. Right, of all the clips from
across the country, how many national people and how many
callers on fanline are going to call him Brosmer? Well,
what did they call Tavares Travers? Travarius? Like they it
just gave us for years they could not get his
name right. But it's going to be a lot of

(47:58):
Brosmer's on Sunday National to Like, my guess is like
Rex Ryan would be like, who the hell is Max Brosmer?
Like somebody him. There's gonna be a lot of Brosmer
talk him. Yeah, especially about how about tomorrow Thanksgiving? Right,
your uncle is gonna be when he's watching football, is
gonna go about Max Brosmer on Sunday? A lot of uncles? No, Actually,

(48:25):
it's if if uncle or grandpa or dad is just
complaining about Brosmer instead of Brosmer, that's probably the best
case scenario for Thanksgiving dinner. Right, Keep your opinions to
yourself unless they're Brozemer Brosma related. Yeah, Pizte sauce, Pete sauce,
Happy Thanksgiving Dad, Tommy, you were going to say before
I cut you off? I can't you were gonna say

(48:46):
something that I cut you off.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
It was probably Brosmer related.

Speaker 9 (48:49):
Yeah, it's gonna change it. Things are turning around though, right, Yeah,
you're excited.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I can't get worse. Let's find out. Let's find out
what we got you.

Speaker 9 (49:00):
I lost your development is what it is about gamble.
I always bet the owner exct me. How the like
the few years ago, it was they were going to
get into the super Bowl. Then I started turning that
back and then this, yeah, but I definitely.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Lost this year. What was the best this year number
of wins or against a different number of wins?

Speaker 9 (49:20):
Then then they won, and then he's like, you want
to double down for I was like, oh, yeah, this
like we're heading in the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
And then you're starting to scratch the itch a little bit.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
IM into debt with him because I lost last year
and and then he just combined it into this year.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't know what I'm gonna have to do? Well
five shows things? Yeah, make sure you pay him because
he'll break your arms. Yeah yeah. Or make your rig
poker games for the mob. Yeah, I do scores and stats.
Chris changes your life with something else. Hey lost in
the shovel. I'm just gonna flat out admit I didn't
see this story yesterday. You know how some people say

(49:55):
it's at the bottom of your notebook. I just missed this, yes,
or foot back and four yep, I read this story
last night. I'm like, how did I miss that?

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Do you guys? See the Links won the second overall
pick in the draft a couple of days ago. Uh,
Dallas won the lottery again. They of course took Page
Becker's last year, but the Links got the number two
pick in that Chicago trade because Chicago has sucked, so
we we got the lottery win for them. So the

(50:24):
Links will draft number two overall. That's kind of sweet.
Who are they expected to take Hugs this year? Yes?
This season? Yeah? What was the name we were used
over him moment ago? I can't remember. Oh, he can't
say that. Okay, if we need you round, don't say that.
So shout out to the Links number two pick in
the truck. That's pretty cool. Yeah, and again, don't forget

(50:46):
the the The w NBA does that two year weighted lottery,
so so they instead of just like how many wins
and losses you had in the previous year, they do
a two year window to really try to make it
more advantageous to the teams that have sucked for longer.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Yeah, like when I had to take the hiatus for
losing initials.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You're like, you get a year off, a year off
exactly when you get shut out, you got to sit
out for a year. Think about it, exactly like that
what really matters? Oh was this? You got that right, Corey.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I was on this date in nineteen forty eight that
the first land camera, better known today as the instant
Polaroid camera, went on sale at Jordan Marsh department stores
in Boston for eighty nine dollars and seventy five cents.
Nineteen forty eight. The Polaroid goes on sale was how much?
Eighty nine dollars and seventy five? Whoa, that's right?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
All right? Hang on a second? Eighty nine dollars inflation
help you later, Yeah, I'm gonna have you guys, guys,
hang on, got that's what three nineteen forty Yeah, five
purchased an item for eighty nine dollars.

Speaker 9 (51:58):
My dad, you see, is the polar right for state
far He had to take pictures of houses. Oh y
not no, I'm not trying to do that, no, but yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
He was we had to go.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
He would like take a polaroid picture of the front
in the back, but he would like take his kid
with me, and I was like, this is your job though, right,
you're not just like take a picture of the house.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
What weird thing are you doing? That's weird? Yeah? Really
all right? If you bought a polaroid camera in nineteen
forty eight for eighty nine dollars, what would that cost today?
This is according to a US inflation calculator website. Twelve
hundred Yeah, I mean I was, I mean, why even

(52:41):
go on? One thousand, one hundred ninety nine dollars and
forty seven cents. Wow, almost exactly twelve hundred dollars? What
happened here? Cam? That was the hell of a guest.
You missed it? Buy less than a dollar? Wow out,
Although if we did prices right rules you went over
and everybody else wins. Yes there now I'm back in

(53:02):
in my thousand dollars game. Eleven nine dollars and forty
seven cents. Thanks one man, which at the time, I mean,
do you want to take photos of your kids or not? Yeah?
And then they took them and then they shook them
like a polaroid picture and you're not supposed to do that. Yeah,
it didn't do anything. That's an urban legend, right, I
don't know. I think so. Yeah, I don't know. But

(53:23):
if Outcast new, they should have told us in the forties,
not in two thousand and one or whatever year that
song came out. Yeah, let's get it started. Yeah, that's
black Eyed Peace. Tomorrow on Thanksgiving there are three football games,
the Packers and the Lions at noon. Hey, COmON brought

(53:44):
this up yesterday, and I think he's right. Is this
the first year it's an actual noon start? Normally eleven thirty? Okay,
eleven thirty so slightly earlier. But the noon start for
Packers and Lions. Then three point thirty is Casey at Dallas,
and then the night game is the return of Joe
Burrow in the Bengals at the Baltimore Ravens at seven
twenty back. I did not know that, Is that true? Yeah?

(54:06):
Oh wow? These are great games. All three should be good. Yeah,
especially the first one. The first one is going to
be dynamite. Yeah. I like all three of them for
different reasons. I mean, what would you take in the
Kansas City game? Probably the Chiefs, but I don't know
what's the spread? Three and a half Kansas City, Casey
by three and a half. Yeah, I don't know. I

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take the Cowboys. I'm done betting. Why. I don't like
gambling his families? No way, I'm going to pass my
powers to Tommy. Is he starting to scratch the itch?
He can gamble? Let me? He is starting to look sweaty? Yeah,
how it starts? Yeah? What really matters though.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
You got that right? Corey on the State.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
In eighteen sixty four, Oxford mathematician Charles Ludwig Dodgson sent
a handwritten manuscript to twelve year old Alice Liddell. The
third year old Dodge and better known by his non
diplian Lewis Carroll had made up the story one day
on a picnic with young Alice and her two sisters,

(55:12):
the children of one of his colleagues. That story that
he sent as a Christmas gift was Alice's Adventures Underground,
also known as Alice in Wonderland.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
How about that? I don't know he should be investigating.
Never read it. I do think it's one of the
best Disney movies of all time, though, and I've watched
it sober every time. Yeah, the card too, But there's
that weird like live action Johnny Never no like from
the eighties. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I forgot. I forgot about

(55:45):
that as well. That's right, Yeah, I feel like and
then Tom Petty was in it.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah video, Yeah, actually it was Tom Petters no jail,
it's different. He went down the wrong hole.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Just do a do a Tom Petter's joke. That's a plan.
Words from something from Alison wonder for once in your life,
like some wordplay. How is that possible? I don't do
you know the plot lady in Wonderland.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
But this rabbits like late for something and then she
like chases it and then and then does a bunch
of drugs.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It's not wrong, it's yeah, it sounds like Parish, like
ten years ago in Wonderland daily random tea parties. Yeah,
you know it's late for something. I'm always something blowing

(56:49):
smoke with a caterpillar a caterpillar. No, we did that
play in junior That was a good friend that my call.
There was seven alices.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
My sister played Alice now and like the school play,
but like they had seven of them because they wanted
to be fair for like to everybody.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So she she had the mad Hatter scene each each
Alice got one scene.

Speaker 9 (57:11):
Yeah, so it was like this act is a new
out and then yeah, I played a pawn, like a
chess piece, big role.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, sixth grade. It's my first acting debut. I'm gonna
go ahead and assume that was not a speaking part. Nope,
pawns that talk in the movie. Yeah. Oh man, so
you were at the like the Queen's thing at the end.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
You were, I think so, I don't remember because that
year I was in that and then Oliver Twist was
the musical that year and what.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Were you in that chair orphan friend Marvel? When do
I get to talk more of what really matters with
Tommy Ryman and the rest of the power to morning
Chill after this on the Fan.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
He Shockapy, Let's make Sunday Special Geez, calm down the
pie Shockapy the Big Game pig Roast at Boardwalk Kitchen
and Bar with Kfan's meat sauce, twenty five dollars plates,
drink specials, and you have to watch the Purple take
on Seattle at three pm. Get great food, great friends,

(58:22):
great football.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
See you there. Caffan dot com your calendar for all
the details. Chockape us Sweet honestly, do you feel like
you're in any danger? No? Why? Oh man, I just
got that. I don't get it. Think about it, maybe
explain it to me. They're on Sunday at Chockapie. They're

(58:48):
uh oh, carving a pig insert the fifth time he
said that about me. I'm numb to it. You're so skinny.
Maybe it's the numbing agent. They're going to say, it's
be better if your numb on Sunday. You're uncomfortably numb. Yeah, well,
you look delicious. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. That
was a very nice thing to say. Look to Damer

(59:10):
would be like chef's kiss. I just can't decide which
end I'm eating first? Which? And do you normally eat first?
You know Dad? You know Dad, us. Their hearings terrible,
your attitude suck. You're not wrong. Let's do more of
what really matters, scores and stats and then the crystal

(59:33):
change your life with something else. And yeah, the stuff
that they put the combs in it great, clips well said, So, yeah,
you see Tommy Ramin tonight at ACME and then Friday
night and Saturday as well. What time will that be?
Eight o'clock tonight seven and nine thirty Friday and Saturday.
I'm his agent now, thank you. Yeah, I promote Him'm

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a promoter. This is great yeap and the power trip
of all the way on Twitter at Howard trip KF
and just linked his new special smashed Pancake, which we're
for the special, but against the idea of smashing pancakes. Yeah,
Corey's not wrong. Yesterday we begged for waffles and nobody
brought us waffles. It's unbelievable. Now should we beg for

(01:00:16):
pancakes and hope somebody brings us unsmashed pancakes. Hawk was
going to buy him, but then I think the website
got too complicated. That's true. I ran out of interest.
There's so much gray area when it's when it comes
to a begging for free stuff on the radio, right,
because you can't ask for free stuff. That's like plug
all you can't do that or pala Right, It's like,
I can't just sit here and ask for people to

(01:00:38):
bring me stuff for free. That's a fireable defense. Yeah,
don't do that. I'm not going to do that. Yeah,
But if somebody, out of the goodness of their own heart,
is like you know what, I think he would like
on a Wednesday some pancakes. I'm not going to say
no as long as you don't smash him. I'm not
going to smash him, and I won't even mention the
place that sold them to you. Here's the thing, Just
bring me pancakes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Well, I'll tell you about this and I support anything
that I'm told to support by this company.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
AI don't eat pancakes exactly, humans do. That's right. Let's
prove that we're humans by eating from a local company.
Wa waffle Wednesday? Where did you try and get him from? Hawk?
Your dad? My dad sells pancakes. Now he's got a
waffle You know Dad? You know Dad. The Wolves are

(01:01:27):
at Oklahoma City tonight at six thirty. This is an
NBA Cup game. Remember the Wolves blew the last one
on Friday against the Phoenix Suns. You guys want to
hear something nuts. You guys like sports stats, Tom, you
like sports stats? That's your wheelhouse? Yeah, yes, here. So
the Wolves are ten and seven, the Oklahoma City Thunder
seventeen and one loaded. The Wolves had still not won

(01:01:49):
against the team that has a winning record. Here's what's nuts.
Okc's only loss of the year was November fifth at Portland.
They lost by two. That must have been a Chauncey
billups led team back in the day, probably uh one
te one nineteen, so their only loss was by two points.
Otherwise they're perfect. Check this out. They're nine wins since, right,

(01:02:12):
They've won nine straight since their only loss. Here are
their margins of victory in those nine games. This is
going to sound like, sir mix a lot for a second,
but stay with me. Thirty one, fourteen twenty four only
she's five three, thank you, thirty one fourteen, twenty four,

(01:02:32):
twenty nine, thirteen seventeen, fourteen thirty two and twenty seven.
Dear lord, so thirteen a couple of fourteens of seventeen
and everything else is twenty plus. They're blowing everybody out, domination.
So what's the spread the night sauce? Have you seen it?
Eight and a half? I mean, they haven't won by

(01:02:54):
less than thirteen in their last nine games. Yeah, not once.
What really matters is this good luck, good luck yikes.
They're blowing everybody out. Everybody. I'm going to win that
bet with Lieber in like February. Maybe hey bye bye,

(01:03:18):
anybody in the club get tad by. I'm just dat.
In what year do you think it was? Tommy Ryman?
What year? No? No, I got to give it the
fact first. I like your enthusiasm. You're so ready to guess.
I love it. I'm just dat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
And what year do you think it was that in
Egypt's Valley of the Kings, British archaeologist Howard Carter and
Lord Carner Vaughan became the first souls ever to enter
King Tut's tomb in more than three thousand years.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
What year do you think they found king? Wasn't it nineteen?
Like oh seven? Is he right? Did everybody you sounded?
I'm strangely confident. So my guess is he's at least
in the right wheelhouse, because I have no idea, so
sure we're going to go with like right at the
turn of the century.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Now here's the weird thing. And they found it technically
in nineteen twenty two, but around nineteen oh seven they
became associated with an Earl of Carnivan, the collector of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Antiquity find a butcher in his name. But I started the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Expectation of the excavations, so you're real close. They didn't
find him till twenty two, but they started no seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
That's what he thought you were asking. Yeah, it was
that I wasn't Corey's assistant on behalf of our client.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
But hang on, can I can I go ahead and
just question all of your stats, Chris, because that can't
be right. You said it's three thousand years after it
was built. Well, according to Pa, the Pyramids were built
in the eighteen hundred, so we're not even close to
three thousand years. We're like at a couple hundred at
the moment. Yeah, I don't know a you know in
his history nailed. It can't be eighteen hundreds those things

(01:05:08):
were built. Yeah, Man, King Tut's only been dead for
like two hundred years. Yeah, when I die, don't think
I'm a nut. I don't want no fancy funeral, just
one like all King Tut Is that the Steve Martin? Bi?
How'd you get so funky? What other King tut bits
can you name? Me? I mean, there's the Steve Martin one,

(01:05:29):
there's Steve, there's the real King Tut. There's two. Yeah,
that's it. That's it. Yeah, to hell of a guess,
King tut Ship whoa whoa loves him? Touch it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Oh okay, he's gonna say that's hawks's favorite king.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
But because he dumps I'm sorry, Tommy. I'm sorry, Tommy.
I never apologized. Yeah, sorry, Tommy, I apologize. I'm an idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
I always thought they found him earlier though. It's it
feels like it shouldn't be the nineteen hundreds that they
were just like, ah, yeah, this is when we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Shit.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
I thought agreed seventeen hundred. Yeah, you shouldn't go in
there though. There's bad stuff that there's like a Brendan
Fraser movie about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yeah, the whale on Friday's Chicago is at the Philadelphia Eagles.
We had a Black Friday football game again this year
two o'clock that I don't know if I've ever heard
them explain why too is the right time on Friday
two o'clock.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
I think I think I think we've said in the past,
it isn't it like the most common time people are
back from Black Friday shop being I think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Something like that doesn't like something I would say. I
think we are you paraphrasing somebody again and misquoting them?
I mean probably, but I thought that it was something
like I hope you're dead wrong. You might be right, though,
God damn it. I don't like when you're on the right.
I hope you're living. Run that way, you're around to
be embarrassed. Yep, by your warmness. You guys point out

(01:07:01):
my wrongness every sun. I know it's profitable for us. Yeah,
it's worked. It's it's part of the bit. It's part
of the bit. Man, It's like my personality. What do
you rival? Cry? Mostly I'm sorry, sor right. I'm seeing people.
Oh really multiple Are they alive or are they? Are

(01:07:24):
they looking everywhere? Oh? One of them is King Tut.
That's my bit. It's me, Steve Martin and the actual
King Tut. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
But the police have detained four more suspects allegedly involved
in the October heist at the Louver.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, four more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
But the big question is will it put them any
closer to finding the jewel? They found the jewels?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
You know those things are gone.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Yeah, they've been cut up, they've been broken they instantly. Yeah,
you'll never find them. I mean, I don't know anything
about it. It's so weird that you were there. I'm
just assuming that the thieves are intelligent, you know, or thief. Wait,
they don't have the jewels that they do not? No,
I think during the heightst didn't they drop one or

(01:08:13):
two accidental or something like that, like a crown? Yeah,
so some of it was recovered almost immediately, but I
believe the rest of it has not been. But they're
they're running them up pretty good. Cool. Yeah, they're getting them.
I gotta get my jewels back. Yep. Somebody's got loose lips,
you know. Yeah, your sister, Oh, oh, dear god, dude,

(01:08:34):
take a while. She talks a lot, does me. Yeah,
You're I wrong about your sister. No, but still she
would be. She's up for surgery at the Mayo m
M yumy sack. So smash Pancakespcial. Watch How do we

(01:09:00):
get some pancakes?

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
We can?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I want to I want to eat pancakes watching Tommy's Special. Yeah,
we's going to brave the roads out there. Yeah. Somebody
passes away trying to get his pancakes. Hey, we're patient.
They still got a couple of Well, there's got to
be somebody that lives right here in the West End.
They can just walk safely to breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Right, there's somebody inside this building maybe over they're about
to do fan five.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
They could walk his a word over and get some
the right shoes. Guy, can we run that back this year?
Can you please slip and fall at some point this year?
You ever heard of Tommy Rymond? This is actual. You
can hear the y audio but in a second coming
out of the door. Yeah, you've seen it. It's the best.

(01:09:44):
Just just bit it hard. Oh man, that's a real
thunderous crash. It happened so fast to my large man.
Then you immediately called for your almost nine month pregnant wife,
please help me. So yesterday you woke up. I woke up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
I was you know when you have to, like every
couple of months, you have to take the filter out
of your furnace. You have to replace that. So I'm
very like I do it on like every like, I'm
very good about that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
That's your one job, know that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
And I take the garbage out and you have to
like pull this thing off of the furnace, right, it's
kind of heavy the door.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Could you do that slower and vertical? Okay? Good?

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
Well, and it's kind of heavy and it's metal, and
I dropped it. I was down there barefoot in the basic.
I dropped it on my big toe and I come
back upstairs and I go. My wife's like, what's going
on down there? I go, well, I dropped the door
to the furnace on my foot, and I go I

(01:10:59):
think I'm gonna die. And she was like, Okay, that
was it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Nobody cares. But it hurt. It still hurts. I don't
want your life. There are stories in the early part
of the Bible more exciting than that. So the wait,
what happened though?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
He begat, he begat, He beget him, we get her,
beget her, we get her, we get him, beget him,
we get her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Fascinating. I hope saw us some big get murdered soon.
That would be awesome if somebody would just get us
some pancakes and then to get you some murder. Please,

(01:11:46):
what kind of crypt do you have for a first? So?
How happy are these doors coming off? Is she kind
of very light connected? Yeah? It is light, but it
still hit my big toe. It hurt. Do you want
to see it? You took it all, But first of all,
why don't you don't need to take it all the
way out? You don't. You can get it at an angle.
He's going to show you can you can remove the

(01:12:07):
filter without taking the entire door out. I don't see
your bruise, toe, I do. I want to see it.
I want to see it. Oh my god, this is
the most nothing bruise you've ever seen. Show the camera,
got I gotta see it's the small show go back over.
It's the smallest little red mark you've ever seen. I

(01:12:28):
don't go back over to court because he's moving the
camera around so you can see it. He's coming back.
He's going to put it right in your face. This
is the most worthless story ever told.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
My god, see this though, Come over here so you
can put it on the camera, Baby, come over here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
He's really strong for being here with that hippol which
which which? Toe? Right here? Yeah, he's dying. That's a
hell of a zoom you get. Look at that injury.
Oh my god, it's almost pink. Oh man, John Christ
was crying for you right now. Have you ever heard

(01:13:03):
of tonel clippers? Oh my god, look at that. I
can see that when you hear that. How do you
have any socks that don't have? This? Little piggy went
to Jerry's. He just left to suck on the table
over here. This is nice. And you know, after he
did his one job for the three months, which is
changing the filter and oh god, you're kissing toes. Oh
my god, you have no idea how much OnlyFans content

(01:13:29):
you can just posted. You just started an account. People
love that threw money away. Yeah, I'm here to serve.
You just had a grown man kissing kind of suck
your toe. He did not suck his toe as a
kind of his wounded toe. Oh yeah, that's the thing.
I felt bad for the little piggy. Yeah toe. How
productive the rest of the day were you after your

(01:13:51):
toe accident? Can you imagine? Oh? I laid up with
some ice on it for a while. He limped like
a seventies pimp to your wife. You know, did the
rest of the work and raised a child, and you
were playing MLB the show with an injured foot. No,
I haven't played that today. He had to go inserve Monday. Yeah,
since Monday for a while. Oh, okay, the news is

(01:14:13):
next day. Tommy Ryman is here, Mark Parrish is here.
I don't think you'll stay through the break.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Okay, Tommy or Sauce Souce might go to the Virgin
Care plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Jeez, that is a band aid. That's something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Wow, it landed right on that tone. It really did. Unbelievable.
Thank you, thank you, You're welcome. Ryan Donaldson, I'm more
of the Power Chip Morning Show after this on the
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