Hr. 1 - Ice Cream Weather

The guys talk waffle cones, Florida Keys, the Indiana Bears and Ben had an ancestor on the Mayflower

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm like a dog in heat.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I woke up yesterday morning with us free advice to
start later please, I could never know if the day
was US Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
We are number one. We just grabbed every key demograph
super duper. That's nice. Might a go netogay?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Boy, that is good news.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It is the eighteenth day of December twenty twenty five.
Good morning everybody, and welcome to Thursday morning on the
Partrip Morning Show. Normally this would be the best day
of the week, and you know what it is. It's
gonna be the best day of the week no matter what.
But no Tommy Today, Tommy tomorrow apparently, which will be
cool with Chris. Are you kidding? It's gonna be the well,
the uh, maybe the funniest show we've done a long time,
maybe the filthiest show we've done. Who knows, But that's
tomorrow today, benliber dot Com, Tom Hella, Sarah Fargo Flash

(00:48):
gonna call in because there's football, football, college football happening.
Lots to get to. Let's get her started with Mike
McDonald O, No, not Michael McDonald. Mike McDonald what some
common partrip Morning show?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Come on in.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
When I was twelve years old, I wanted one gift
and one gift only, and wanted an electric guitar. My
father went out and bought me one out of the
Sears catalog, because that's where all the rock StarShop for
their guitars.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
And you always see.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Zz Tom going to Sears.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
They get the.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Comes home with a great guitar, though, comes home with
a ken More electric guitar. Ken Moore, the same people
to make washing machines every third song got to get
check the lint screen.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Fuck. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I was happy to get anything that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Resemble a guitar, you know, being twelve years old. Then
I look around for the amp and the speaker. I
am and a speaker. They sort of go hand in hand.
Couldn't be leave my father's logic. Will your mother and
I talked it over and we have decided to buy
the guitar this year, and you learn how to.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Play it, and then next year, if.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You're still into did in it, we will buy you
the end of the speaker. Oh great, thinking, Dad watches
some shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Dad, here's one shoe you go.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
You go ahead and wear it for a while and
next year if you're still in.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm like a dog in heat freak without a fourteen.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I have an appetizer for sex because me so hardy.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Feeder slide sweet, I'm like a dog in heat. Feet
us on your side.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
You hear the distance under.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
This land and then you stry.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Zach Power Show, Thursday, December eighteenth.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
That's Paul, that's Chris. I'm Corey. Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hi, Hi, Hey here we are Hey no, Zach, no, no, Tommy,
I know, uh.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
But Libra will be here.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Tella Sero, did you say flash or not? I didn't
hear the ice flashes calling in?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
We got college football, baby, hell yeah, starts tomorrow, man.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
That's right, the playoffsofs.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
We got ice cream on the way we do. Hey,
you know we've been we've been complaining about not getting waffles. Yeah, well,
our our friends. Suzanne's like, well, what about waffle cones?
Does Zach kind of go?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Sure? It counts so waffle cones and ice cream.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Definitely that'll be cool.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Definitely counts.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
That's it's like dirty talk.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, that is dirty talk.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's great, honey, and Mackie's at five thirty three and
then more every day for it. Yeah, it's a good
day for it's forty out. Is it supposed to be
brutal later? I got to drive to Elko New Market tonight. Right,
it's not that far.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
You make it sound like you're going to Nebraska.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
It's not super close from Plymouth.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I used to go there every weekend drive a race car.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, but isn't that like forty five to fifty minutes
from my house? Jesus No, I'm not saying that's the
end of the world. I'm saying if it is this
skating rink that it might be if this rain freezes.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I will say this, it's I think it's it's probably
not much farther than going to Tco. For you, I
think you're going to be like, oh, that didn't take
much longer.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
And I thought, but is it supposed to be a
skating rink or not? Or are the weather terrorists scaring us?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Zach zay Zack because whenever.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
It rained in December, it never rains in California. That's
a bad sign, right, And it's raining. It's raining if
there's water on the ground. So if it gets cold
and the wind comes in like it's supposed to and
it starts raining and knowing and freezing, who knows.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's right, Yeah, exact too. What's the weather?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And I was gonna rise snow? Oh yeah, there's a
Winter Weather Advisory core. Yeah. It's weird because it's like
thirty seven or something there right now. Yeah, and by
three pm it will be eighteen.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, so the temperatures are dropping, which means the water
is going to freeze.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You might want to go now, Yeah, what I'm worried
about to just get a hotel down there. There's a
casino in that direction. Just get a room there, do
a little diddling. Give up, is what I'm saying. The
day has come for us all to just give up.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I did that a long time ago. Yeah, that's abundance.
There no just giving up. And yeah, not me.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I tried. But it's over now. Twenty two miles per
hour went, it's going to feel like one at three o'clock.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, see that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Literally, it seems like a two. It's twenty two at
two and then it's over, Johnny. Yeah, yeah, that might
have a problem. Yeah, the problem is going to be
you might get down there, but is anybody gonna come
see you?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It sucks.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
That sucks when you show up and nobody else. Does
you ever been to Chris Hockey show?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I have? Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
No, I give it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Don't you have one coming up?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I have two, but one I'm sold out and the
other one was not yet. Saint Michael sold out Saint
Cloud on the twenty seventh Let's go.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
They call it a show that you promote but nobody
shows up to.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What flops and tears nailed it?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh yeah, we got a few of those coming up. Yeah,
oh one of those.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
So what if I what if I what if I
change the setlist?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
That'll help?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Right, if you change the setlist?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You got new material? I do? Yeah, I don't know.
I can't speak for them. Larry Mondelo guy does. Yeah,
I can't speak for the other guy.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Not Common a week or two ago on his shows
that he was done with you and he wanted to
distance himself from you because you exploit your son.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's what I heard I do no, so you said it's.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Gonna be minus twelve tonight by ed.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
What time are you done?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I think it's six to eight.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's going to feel like at eight o'clock it's going
to feel like minus eleven, and then at nine o'clock, iss,
gona feel like minus twelve. Oh boy, I do love
that wind though, like laying in bed here? Yeah like that.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's a pretty good impression of wind.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Thanks. I did that with my butthole.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
You did that with your butthole? The Yeah, I think
care is back there. Yeah, I think she was supposed
to be.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Give me a thumb up if you thought that was funny.
I didn't think so she left Cara. Yes, I'll though
you were. Do you like fart jokes to be honest?

Speaker 8 (08:06):
It depends on the fart joke.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
You are a critic?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
What?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
No, she just has standards. Tell it, tell it good
like that?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I get if all women had standards, I'd be lonely.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's a good point. That's all of us. Yeah, wait,
I don't want you lonely. Hugs.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh thanks, Bud.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You should go to farmers only dot com.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
We're you on with a Were you on with A
with a Gersey? Yesterday?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yesterday, two days ago, two days ago?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Boy, time all flies together.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
How old are you?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
If you don't mind me ask, I'm twenty two. How's
it feel.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Great? Sometimes not great?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Other times? Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah, so like just like
any other age exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah right. She has her whole life in front of her.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
The only problem is is we've all lived most of
our lives before AI took over.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
She has to worry about it the rest of her life.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But AI eliminating her job by the time our jobs
are that, you're welcome. By the time our jobs are
eliminated by AI. We're going to retire anyway, it's over.
We timed it perfectly. Kara's generation is screwed. Yeah, they're screwed. Yeah,
I retire. Yeah, you're not gonna retire. I don't think so, No, Sauce,

(09:24):
What are you gonna do in retirement?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't know. I don't know if I ever will A.
I'll do this as long as you guys will have me,
and once that's up, I'll come up with something.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Then you're gonna be like Sid, a guy that just
can't turn it off. You're gonna work into your what
like tineties late night.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, so I think my retirement's going to look like
an accident.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
So if you wake up in the morning like Hawk
got it by train, looks like he retired. Just tell
the investigators this never happened, this conversation.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Our AI overlords already know that it happened, though.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, my transcrivestigate son of a bish.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well know they know everything who does AI except for sports?
Except for sports. Yeah, they don't know sports, which, you
know what good for us advantage us, advantage us not
specifically because we're all almost always wrong when we throw
all the stats and you're right about that, which is fine.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Nobody checks. We're good well.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Best of lots of care and her entire generation.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm excited jobs, I really am. I'm excited for you
learned to play guitar because the one thing AI won't
be able to do is stand on stage and play
a song.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yet.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, well, and listen's a robot. Anybody wants to hear
a robot?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
The rocket fire explosion kicks ass. That's the second time
I've referenced it this week. But you know, like the
chuck e Cheese band back.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, I mean we were all captivated by that band
as children.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why not.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You know, like, if I watched a cyborg just rip
killing in the name of I'd watch that all day.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I don't think you would. I don't think you would.
I don't think you would leave your house to go
see that.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's a good point. I don't want to leave my
house for almost anything. Yeah, you don't want it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, but you're going to out going New Market.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah man, And good for you.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. You're gonna like that place.
It's good.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I just but it's not three hours each way. That's
what I'm worried about. That the weather's going to be
turn that forty five to fifty minute drive into three
hours each way.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, you weren't driving that two seater car anymore. I think.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
No, that's too bad because I kicked ass.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah you should get it again.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
That was the midlife crisis at twenty seven years old,
and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Seven.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, it was like twenty seven fifty four.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I know, so you got good ten years.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I'm almost there, all right. Good for your buddy.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let me tell you no, but it's gotta be great.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure, But I Chris remembers because he.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Helped me pick that car, and he goes, he goes,
you got to go across the street and see this car.
I remember buying that car, going this is a terrible decision,
but I need this. Yeah, like I don't you know,
like I'm tired of being single.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm tired of being tired. Yeah, this is for me.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I look back at how much that car, how
much that car cost me versus.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
How much money I had in the bank.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, it was about ninety percent of the money I had,
which is a terrible investment. Right, I wiped out almost
everything I had just to have that car. Best decision ever.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, fun and it looks cool.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was super fung cool. Now.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was a nightmare in the winter, absolutely nightmare. I
don't know how I didn't die, I really did. In
the summer it was the best. In the spring. In
the fall it was the best. Yeah, winter was it again.
It was a Saturn Sky, which for a twenty six
or twenty seven year old kid, I'm like, this is
the coolest car.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
But I remember trying to.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Grocery shop with that, and then you realize there's no
storage space. If you get more than one bag of groceries,
you can't go grocery shopping. It's so dumb. Yeah, that
is tiny. I didn't think of any of that.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
For the price, though, it was super affordable. Coolest car ever.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I mean that, that is a great little sports car.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Man, it looks like it should be double the price, right, absolutely,
and and up.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
That's what they were going for, and.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Buying them secondhand even today is still a.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
They're fifteen grand.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's still a great value if you want to drive
a cool car that actually you can and you can
mod those things.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Holy, they were so much.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, yeah, what color was it? Black?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, that's always been on black.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
He always cruise to the casino with the top down,
thinking I had the world by the balls and I get.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
My ass kicked.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That was the only son I got was driving to
the casino with the top down by myself. Of course,
nothing like having a two seater for babes. Yeah, and
then driving to the casino by yourself. I'm going to
do that today, Yeah, with the top down.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
The topdowns down. I don't yet, but that's you know,
that's why God made axes.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, that's why God made as Yeah, just cut a
hole in the top of your car.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
This car sweet. It was so cool.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Chris was right because I'm like, ah, man, I needed
a car. My car's falling apart. Chris is like, walk
with me.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
And it was right across the street.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
There was a Saturn dealership right across the tree ninety
four man, and I knew in the first sixty seconds
I saw that car. I go, oh, I must have this,
and then I thought it was going to be ninety
thousand dollars. I'm like, I can't afford this. Then you
see the price, you go, oh, I can't afford this
if I wipe out my bank account.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Terrible purchase. Yeah, worth every path.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Remember you were second guessing it, and I just I
put my hand on your shoulder and grabbed your wallet
and handed it to the gentleman.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
He definitely was the devil on the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Golf, you have to do this, and I'm like, no, no,
you think you're right I should do this.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Well, yeah, it was it whatever it was six or seven.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I think I oh, seven sounds right somewhere in that
range like I was in my mid twenties, the lay twenties,
so somewhere in that six seven range.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I remember you.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Driving this sweet Yoh yeah, you didn't have it that long,
did you?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I had it for about five years.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, give her take.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Wow, that's yeah, I remember. I remember that you had it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, they're cool.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's a fun looking car.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, because I had it when I met my now wife,
you know, nine, so I definitely had it at least
two to three years. Was she the first lady to
sit in it? Don't worry about it. Yeah, she took
the bus. I'll follow you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah. Man, it is cool, man, And for you, that
was cool in there. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
No room for a snowboard, no room for a car seat,
no room for anything, for anything.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Kara, what's up? Do you know what that car looks like?

Speaker 8 (15:49):
I just looked it up.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
What do you think? As a twenty two year old?

Speaker 8 (15:51):
It's pretty cool? I'll say it's pretty It was pretty Yeah,
it's pretty cool?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I'm not trying to be mean, Corey, not trying to
be mean, Corey. Is it enough to make up for
the rest? No comment?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Well?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Good? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
My friend Christine when I got that car, called it
the panty dropper yea. And when I think when I
sold that car, they joked that no panties had dropped correct,
Like it.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Didn't work, and I'm like, well it should have.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
It should have here that she called it that, and
I just would wink at you, like man, fun though
it sounded cool too, I remember, well it did.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It was and that was a smooth ass ride, like
it felt like you were floating.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
It was a sweet car. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
That Saturn didn't make it, I.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Know, especially after that.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Those cars should have been super popus, you know, Matt, even.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Some of my guitar player.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, we'll be here.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well fan the twenty seventh of December at the Saint
Cloud Pineer.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Place, he passed away.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Well, it looks like we got one guitar player. Anyway.
He had a Saturn that he put over three hundred
thousand miles.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Damn It wasn't one of those.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It was one of the regular cars, and he said
he could have gotten more out of it. He just
finally decided he wanted something with some you know, some
of the creature comforts that they have today.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
He drove that car everywhere if I had lived in
I don't know, Son, Oklahoma City, I would have had
that car for a long, long, long time.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
But the four four to five months that it was
a death trap, it just wasn't worth it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Only the one time when we had the big snow
storm here and it took me.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It took me, I think almost four hours to get
home to Saint Paul. And I'm not exaggerating. I was
stuck three times and I had to be helped out.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, well, how did all the panty dropping help you
in that situation? And there was no panty dropping. It
was more like snowmobile suit pushing.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Right.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It was can you please help me?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm stuck in two inches of snow, right, not fifteen inches.
It was if there was a dusty and that thing
would either three sixty or get stuck because it was
so over to the ground rear, real drops.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
People looked at you like what did you do?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
They were even the people pushing me out, like you
deserve this.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
I should just leave you here. What do you do?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
By way, I would not push you up.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
It's January. This car is for summer, you dumb ass o.
Every it's so stupid. I knew it was stupid. I
just didn't want to give it up. It was a
cool carl.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's it's cool that you got that story. Every I
think every person I know has one car that they
wish they'd never gotten rid of. Like you could have
kept that and like left in the garage.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
For sure if I had an extra stall in the
garage and could just leave it there, Yeah, do the
old Ferris Bueller's dad or Cam's dad bit and just
leave it there and just drive it once in a while. Awesome, yep,
hell yeah, all right, you guys want waffle cones and
ice cream?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
More of the power trom Why don't you want to?
That's on the fan?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
See asking yea out?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah man, so waffle cones pretty solid backup Land of waffles.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, you're just raw dogg you know waffles.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Is it weird to you that he is just eating
the waffle cream.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Ice cream we wanted, We wanted waffle cones.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah, yeah, ice cream, ginger bread, I.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Want some ice cream? It would it be better with
ice cream?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Not necessary.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
You're the weirdest human.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
I don't know why I was single with that car
for so many years.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I wonder why they imagine.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
How cool you'd look if you were driving that car
eating the waffleco would no?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Just raw dogm? What's the krooner bit?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
That Tim Robinson krooner A bit like the with the
with the window stickers?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
You know what I'm talking about? Home never mind?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
No, no, no, somebody else knows, Honey in Maxi's how's things?
How's business good?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
How was the summer?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
The summer was really good. Yeah, we're so grateful for
the support.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, I love it. I love your ice cream, and
you got your sampler pack with us. I do talk
about it, Yeah, tell us about that. It's the Minnesota
theme this year. It's Minnesota, don't you know.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
So it's twelve different flavors that are classically Minnesota. Yeah,
so we figured this would be a great a great
theme because nobody loves Minnesota more than Minnesotan's love Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
So this is you know what, like every Christmas Eve
we have frozen pizza and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
We had to throw in there. This ought to become
like a tradition, like a Christmas Eve tradition, the sampler
pack and you eat as many as you want. No judgment, Yeah,
judgment y you just if you eat the whole box,
then that's cool. Everybody just looks the other way.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Well, one thing you can do is not tell I.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Don't tell Angie and the girls that I have this
ampler pack, and then there is no judgment because I
can eat them all without judging beating.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Well, I'm eating physically. See you in the waffle cone.
You're eating it.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's like Scandinavian people. They do this. They just eat
a waffle.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
On the street.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
We're not in Scandinavia.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Whatever, I'll go, yeah, yeah, she likes it.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I like it. Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
They just eat waffles and by the hand, they don't
need syrup and forks and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
The best ice cream in the state is over there.
And you decided I'm just gonna eat a.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Raw waffle begging for waffle cones or waffles for weeks.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
That's why Susanne listened.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
She heard, and she said, I will deliver waffle cones
and dot dot.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Dot ice cream. Put ice cream in it. Don't tell
me what to do.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I don't know why they're arguing about this. Let let
the man eat well, well, Susanne you. I'm gonna tell you,
I don't know how you don't weigh seven hundred thousand
pounds because I would eat ice cream and nothing but
ice cream all the time. I love ice cream so much.
It's the best in the world.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
And your ice cream is it? For the people out
there who don't know? Do you make your own ice cream?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I do?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, all of it?

Speaker 10 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah absolutely, So that's that helps not to weigh
seven hundred pounds.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
It is a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I bet it is.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
So it's heavy.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
So like, like, how long does ice cream last for
you before it goes bad? You know what I mean? Like,
if you make a vat of it, how long is
it going to be good?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (22:26):
So we actually we hold it at negative twenty eight
temperature and don't use preservatives in it. Yeah, so it
actually when it's held like that, it can last forever.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
But we typically say within six months, we'll give you
the best taste.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
A negative twenty eight is what I'm going to experience.
And I want to go to an Elko new market. Well,
load up on waffle cones negatives.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
What you got on his PSA? T Yeah, chaper bread
waffle Wow, negative twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Wow man, very cold.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah did you how did you realize you wanted to
make ice cream?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
When?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
What?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
What happened there?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Because you love to eat it?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, yeah I do, I really do.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
You're wondering how is this made?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah? I make it. Yeah, I've made it once with
us snow oh yeah, and then decided it didn't go well.
Well no, I used Hershey syrup and snow out of
my yard, and I thought this is gonna be the same.
I was dumb as a kid. I was like nineteen,
I'm kidding, but uh yeah, I didn't make it quite
to the standards of Honey Mackie's there you go.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
Yeah, with just one step above.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
So uh on air production medium, yes, you know they're
ripping stuff out and like the vending machine's gone.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah yeah, the pop machine's gone.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
On your what.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do we have a true freezer still? I know we
have the little pull out when we have a freezer
still yeah yeah, because otherwise if this stuff starts melting,
that means we have to start eating it.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
It would be cool, like if we decided right now
that we have to eat all the ice cream betweeny
three of before the show's over. It's a good business.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
My God, give me a break. Be gone by what
really matters at sixty twenty.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
If that holiday pack was all flavors you liked and
all that you could eat all of it, it'd be
gone by seven o'clock.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
God, it's the equivalent of four pints.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
So that's what he calls lunch.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
That's what I call giving up. Yeah, as girl, as
I'm sitting on the railroad tracks, my fourth pint of
ice cream in my lapt it was an accident.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, he had a sugar high.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
There's no better ice cream ever than your Cookie Monster.
Oh is there something inside there that you think is
better than that? Me personally?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Oh really, So I like Purple Rain better than that.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
And that's the one with the pop.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Rocky it is it does have.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
That's very clever, that's brilliant.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
Yeah, and then we have ginger snaff.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
I brought that for Corey specifically, and I I like
that better than oh.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
People, Cookie Monster.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
But I it's elite.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yes, so much of it. I'm actually annoyed.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yeah, I wonder why you make so much of it.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm sure you are, but I must tell you it's
I'm not saying it's my favorite ice cream you have,
it's my favorite ice cream of all time.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah. Same, it's super good.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
It's that good.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, agreed.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, it's so.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Good when you make it over and over.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I bet over and over again.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
It's how we feel about this show.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
You want here a stupid question? Yeah, is there heat
involved at all in making ice cream?

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Heat?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Heat?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Heat?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Like, do you have to like like do anything like
to make something so it's edible, so you have to
heat it up first and then you freeze.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
It in this exact process. No, there's a lot of
ingredients and whatnot that we have to heat up. Yes,
and make sure it's at a correct temperature. Yeah, because
we're regulated by USDA and FDA as well.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Sure you don't just ignore those guys.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
No, and we're beyond like the Health Department manages our store,
but are actually where I make everything is FDA sort of.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Oh wow, whoa really wow? So many hoops? You got
to do?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Sauce? What is that thing that you've done? The burger battle?
So it's called I know.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
There's like publications that will put out yearly ice cream
awards and say the best ice cream shop is this
or that. But is there like a burger battle, ask
ice cream fest where everybody from the state of Minnesota
gets together at the same place and there's some.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Kind of competition.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
That'd be a good idea.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
You're welcome that.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
The old one I know who would win is the
people that show up and try all the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
But I mean, like, because we should do that. Yeah,
let's have an ice cream fest, even.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
If we just did it at Honey Maki's and we
had a contest between their ice creams.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Man, Yeah, but like, why not? Right, there's a lot
of good spots in Minnesota. I happen to think hers
is the best, but still there's a whole bunch of
good spots.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, Minnesota is good. Let's have them square off.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, it's true. Ice cream is good.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, one of my top five vices for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
That and raw waffle cones.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, would you have another one right now? Suzanne wasn't
here to be honest.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Of course he'll he'll have one regardless.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh yeah, you okay, capable of caring.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I've been holding my stomach in for the last twenty minutes.
The whole time is here, and you're just gonna just
start pounding ginger.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, I'll have something too.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I do.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
I have and I have gingerbread waffle cones, and then
I have chocolate waffle cones and then regular waffle cones.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
You guys can, well.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You try raw dog on one of these sauce put
ice cream in it.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
But he would try what of course he would? Yeah,
su said, you're the best in the whole white world.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I I can't wait to eat that ice cream.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
You guys are the best. The waffle cone, I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Gonna eat a lot of it, but you know me,
I'm gonna have to eat into the dark room by myself.
I can't eat in front of people.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Frontage Sports in a second, how.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do you Makee's go there today? Start a new tradition.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
You guys don't judging? It was amazing.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yeah, power to your morning show.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
That's a sauce. That's Chris Hockey, m Corey Coe, Ben
Lieber in like twenty minutes, Bargo flash by phone later,
Tom Pelasaro by a stream.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yard later, no time of today.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
He is joining us tomorrow during Creasel's window that happens
once a year, maybe right where the two of them overlap.
I'm trying to think of a couple of elements on
the periodic table of elements that should not touch otherwise
it gets explosive. Yeah, that's what tomorrow five thirty to

(28:32):
seven twenty is gonna be. It'll be great because I
was gonna say it's not oil and water. No, because
those don't mix, right, these two do mix. It just
gets explosive. Gotta be tomorrow, So don't worry about it.
But we should do front paid sports. There's actually a
lot of stuff to get to, surprisingly, a lot to
get to for a random Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Simon for Front Page Sports.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
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Speaker 1 (29:18):
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time on holidays. So if you're getting into holiday for
some gas or some.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Snacks, get whatever you want, but get some Red Bull
on holidays.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Today is it's a week from today?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, week from today, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
A week from Christmas.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
This year flew next year, we'll fly by even faster.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, dare you?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I'm slowing it down?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
How are you gonna do.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I'm going to I'm gonna do the radio show live
from Key West. Yeah, you should, You're right, I should.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Why I was talking to Suzanne about that. She was
talking about she went to visit our friend Church and
his beloved Yeah, said they live in heaven essentially out
there in Utah, except for apparently their phone lines are
terrible and they can't make them better. But other than that,
b it's great.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's the current temp and Key West three two seventy
two seventy six.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, it's it's the most fun place in the world.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
The high tomorrow is seventy six, the low is seventy three.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, I got to I could live in it. Yeah,
i'd have to because I'd have to be on the
run from the law down by the river. Why because
if I don't have a job, I ain't paying any bills.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yeah, ain't got time for that.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
The Vikings are at the Giant Sunday at noon right
here on the fans. Speaking of weather, haven't seen what
the weather's supposed to be like out there, But does
it really matter. The Giants are two and twelve, the
Vikings are six and eight, and.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
We don't have our badass safety anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, so we knew about Jonathan Renard. In fact, we
talked to him about it two days ago, right, that
they were going to put him on season ending IR
because of shoulder surgery. Well, now the same thing with
Josh mattelis also shoulder surgery in his future, also on
season ending IR.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? Right, Yeah, it's not like
he's got progress to make. He's great, he knows what
he's doing.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think we're a few days away. This is just
my opinion. I don't have any inside source. I think
we're a few days away from the same thing from
Christian Dearrasaw.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, before Sunday or after Sunday.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Before I was shocked, we hadn't already heard.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, to be honest, I think they'll shut him down
for the rest.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Of this fifty and sunny on Sunday in New York.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah right, you didn't get weird out there?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
No, you know it's a noon game, right, yeah, noon game.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
So if it weren't, if it were like a three,
if it was a seven, yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
You guys stay in New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Literally you can see Manhattan across the water. You know,
you could take a ferry across right there. That's where
we're at, And in fact, I think it's maybe one
of the non nature best views I've ever seen from
our hotel to New York City. It's just beautiful and
on going on. But it's a It's also it's easy
to get over there, so if you wanted to go
to Broadway to see a show or something like that,

(32:06):
it's a fairy rider, even an uber. But but the
being a noon game.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Because have you ever been on the Staten Island ferry
that's owned by Colin Jost and Pete Davidson?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I have not. Is it still they still own it?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
I believe they still own it. Yeah, I think they do.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
They've made a lot of jokes about that being a
gigantic financial decision, right, but I don't know if that's.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Uh disasters the case. Yeah, I mean I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, I wonder.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I wonder too. It's a good bit either way. Some
people own soccer teams.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, they own the I have the perfect house for
you in Key West talk you own a house and
y no, but I found one.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Okay, it's gonna say, holy moly, that you should have.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Told me that that it's a houseboat, very cheap, one bed,
one bath, six hundred square feet. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
You guys remember uh saving Sarah Marshall, No, save losing
something about Sarah.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Marshall, forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's the one thank you. I knew he did something
to her. Oh Paul Rudd's character in that.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Movie, Yeah, Kiki or something or Cuckoo or I forget
whatever his name.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
He was like a surf name that he is exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be me. Yeah, just barely
getting by. You don't really know where I live.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You'd be shocked at how cheap this actually is.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Hawk Well, I'm sure it's an shole.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
No it's not.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I want to see if you're on the same wavelength
as me. I want to see if great minds think alike.
I'm not saying I had never heard of a houseboat
until this happened. But if you say, in your entire life,
the first thing you think of when you hear.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
The word houseboat, is there something that pops up? Isn't
it overboard? No? This is not.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
This is not pop culture related.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Just big a low European gaglow, I haven't seen.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
If you haven't already said it, you're not getting there.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Wasn't there a houseboat angle to the Andrew Kunnanan's like
when he got down to Florida, didn't he end up
shooting somebody on a houseboat? Or I think you're doing
or was even like, I forget what I thought? There
was a houseboat angle to his story? Somebody google it.
I'm on it is this.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
The second you said houseboat, the first thing that popped
in my head was Andrew Cunanan.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Uh, yeah, he was Uh found footage inside the houseboat
of old on it froze. This computer sucks. Well, yeah,
it's twenty five years old. The houseboat where Jenny Versachi
murderer Andrew Cunanan committed suicide.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Oh so they found him on the hospital.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
It's crazy you remember that?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, that is weird. You remember that.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
If you had tried to get me to guess who
Andrew Khan and then I would have definitely thought he
was an NBA player. I have I know the name exists.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
What year was that because Karra said she's twenty two,
So my guess that was before Kara was born.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Wasn't it like ninety He died nineteen ninety seven, nineteen
ninety seven in Miami Beach, Florida.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Did he kill anybody else beside Jennifer?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Did he kill somebody here?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Did he kill like a gravedigger in Pennsylvania?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Remember? Remember? Like does he remember that he went? There
was like a path from the north all the way
down to Florida. I think he killed somebody in Pennsylvania.
And I literally think it was a guy that worked
in a cemetery or a he was a grave digger
or something.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
On January twenty, excuse me. On April twenty fourth, Canana
and four friends attended a going away party at Hillcrest,
California Cuisine, a rare occasion when Counana didn't cover the tab.
He'd reached the credit card limit on both of his
credit cards and couldn't get a credit card extension to
get plane tickets back to Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, I know, Buck, then. What I don't know about
the rest of them is that credit card thing.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He stayed in an apartment with his boyfriend the following afternoon.
I think he this is where he murdered, said very well, Writt,
it's not very well writ.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, it's not very well read.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
No, it's definitely not. It's not rhtt.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well, he killed somebody named Jeffrey Trial. How do you
spell it? Maybe it's the Jeffrey Trial, like when he
kill my dear God. So why did I ask you
to google it? I have a computer right in front
of me. I could have googled it and it was
somebody named Jeffrey Allen. Jeffrey Allen Trial was the man's name.

(36:28):
That's who was the first person he committed or killed.
Then he killed something called David Maddison in an apartment
that was not a grave digger. He killed a prominent
real estate guy named Lee Mingling will Reese right here,
uh year old cemetery caretaker William Richard Bill Reese.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah see I thought so, Yeah, that was on his
path down. Yeah, he made his way down to the
floor first saw you. Yeah, yep. He killed that guy
in New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, man, don't you think that. It's like that's just
too easy. It's like shooting fishing at barrel, killing a
grave digger. Yeah, they just stand right here.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, they're never gonna suspect it. They think you're just
visiting a grave, right, and there's not a lot of
people in the cemetery, so I guess you had a
lot of privacy and you just killed the guy for
no reason.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Eight this morning, at three ten am in Rapid City,
South Dakota, they had an eighty two mile.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh so yesterday after I watched Jeopardy, Right, gotta watch
the Jeopardy. Ken Jennings is the goat. So they on
Channel eleven. I'm already there.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, you're gonna love it, you really are.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
The Caro eleven to five o'clock News opened up with
the weather you know, watch or whatever, Yeah, and Bell
Belinda Jensen basically said there were some wins in the
seventy five to one hundred one hundred mile per hour range.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Wow, headed this way.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
And I'm like, if it's going to rain and the
temperatures are going to drop and we're talking wins anywhere
close to that, I don't know if those winds are
expected to sustain all the way to Minnesota, but if
we're talking fifty plus, yeah, it's gonna be a freaking
nightmare for the next twenty four hours if all of
this plays out. And we have to always say that
because they're wrong once in a while, but you never know,

(38:18):
it could get really greasy. Yeah, that's crazy for that's
that summer tornado wins. Yeah, and we're talking about in
the middle of December when it rained last night and
this morning. Great, yeah greasy, I got stuff to do today.
You do you clean your houseboat? No, go to that cemetery,

(38:39):
hark if.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I if I ever won the lottery, I would buy
you your dream home in the Florida Keys. That's so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh, you didn't win it last night because no one
won it last night. Nobody won the power ball. So
now it's supposed to be one point five or something
the next time.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
But then whenever I came to town Hawk, you'd have
to be ready for business.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Oh dude, yeah, I listen. I'm always open. You don't care,
I'm always open. Hey on a second, I'll pay the rent.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
So you've won the lottery, yeah, one point five billion, yep,
And now you're going to start dabbling with dudes.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
No, but you know he knows ass grass or gas.
Nobody rides for free. But he didn't win the lottery.
You did, so you bought him a house.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
But then when you visit him, he's going to have
to be ready to throw it down.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
It's probably Yeah, you've already signed the contract.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I mean, be you.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I just I just think that's strange. It's going to
take money for you to get there. Just do it now, saw.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Just do me a favor if you don't mind, If
this isn't too much, and listen, I'm i'll I mean,
you're the boss, but could you just make sure my
family's not around? Yeah, of course, that'd be great if
you would.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
It'd be great if you could. If you all of
a sudden got an email that you had endless amount
of money in your bank account, and you went to
the Florida Keys and bought a house, you would be
the town bicycle.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh dare you what?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Though?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Right, I probably won't be no matter what.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
But you know, in the history of the world, the
richest people always get told by an email that they've
come into endless amount of money.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
It was like a Nigerian prince or whatever had died
and it was an inheritance or something like that, right,
and all of his problems were We're solved, all of
his problems were going to go away.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
You know when I when I'm standing at the gates
and Gabriel's telling me all the reasons I can't come in. Yeah,
that's gonna be number one. I ruined his life that
morning just.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
By savage the truth. You told him the truth. No,
you broke his heart.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
But you also probably saved him from a gigantic disaster,
oh for sure. But at that point, had he already
given his social Security number, bank account number?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
How much?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Did do you remember? How much he lost?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Thirteen dollars?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh, that's not bad, that's worth the risk.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
The same guy that soldier stop stop do stop stop? No,
actually no, that's a different person.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
What really matters is next. This is the Power Trip.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Morning Show on the fan. I'll deep bump bump bit
b a punch of marks from corning everybody walking back
in is Uh six twenty eight. No timy today, but
Ben Levers should be here momentary lying. I will hear
from the Fargo Flashes. We get you ready for college

(41:26):
football playoffs this weekend, looking forward to that.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
You know what I like about Ben is Uh.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Ben does a really good job when he goes on
Twin Cities Live of not going power Trip mode. Right,
We've talked about that. He can flip that switch on
and off. But yesterday they were man, actually he's walking
in I can say it to his face when he
should up sitting down. But we were just talking about
you have a seed. I was just saying, you know,
you you do a good job of not going power
trip very often on Twin Cities Live. Right when you

(41:55):
there's an obvious dirty joke and you don't take it.
You couldn't help yourself yesterday when at that emailer text
came in and there was like room for dumping and
you couldn't stop yourself from doing a dumping joke.

Speaker 12 (42:08):
Well, yeah, because he said something like I opened the
fridge and just start dumping.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Oh meatballs. He was talking about how making.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
Homemade meatballs and he's like, I opened the fridge and
just start dumping.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
I'm like, come on, dude, And.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Elizabeth was there was more to that email or text
kept reading and Ben just goes, wait a minute, and
it just cuts her off.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
And yeah, I said something like, you know, modern day
we have we have places to do that. You shouldn't
do that in the fridge. It was something like that,
but it was just couldn't help himself. That's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Little power trip came came out of Ben and just said,
go dump somewhere else, man, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Don't dump in your fridge.

Speaker 12 (42:45):
There was something else yesterday too that I couldn't stop myself.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It was about.

Speaker 12 (42:50):
No, no, that was that was.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
In our own meeting. That was in a private meeting. Oops. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
It was something about a sack, of course, And it
was more of a joke. I just kind of said
to my neighbors, Seth that was standing next to me
or sitting next to me.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
So Seth listens to this show. Yeah, Seth loves a show. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah, it seems like a good dude.

Speaker 12 (43:09):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, great dude.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
All right, Ben, you want to do what really matters
and learn some stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I guess why not? All right, that's what really matters.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Up.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
There's ice cream by the way, Ben, yep I heard, Yeah,
Honey and Mac you can have some.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The Grizzle without John Morant beat the Minnesota Timberwolves one
sixteen one ten. Now the Wolves didn't have Aunt, the
Grizzlies didn't have Morant, but still can't lose to that team. Uh,
seventeen and ten? Now are the Minnesota Timberwolves. The Grizzlies
up to thirteen and fourteen.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Up.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Next tomorrow night, the Wolves host Oklahoma City. They are
twenty four and two. However, Oklahoma City does play tonight,
they host the Clippers in okay See at seven o'clock,
so they will be on the back end of a
back to back. That weird game that they lost to
poor and when Chauncey Phillips was still there like a
couple of months ago.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
That also was the second night of a back to back. Wow,
we got that going for it, Chauncey Billups. Yeah, last
night's a really bad loss. That's not a that's not
a team you should lose to. They were down I
think a couple of starters. They were seven and a
half point favorites at home. Long rest. You don't lose
to that Grizzlies team. That's a terrible loss.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Not the same Grizzlies team from a couple of years ago,
especially without Desmond Vane's.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
On the team.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
James here, that is the sweetest chef.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
That's not.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Just on gentlemen. I ask you questions like this because
I think it's fun. I think it's entertaining to hear
you struggle. And I also want to say rop the
bat I also don't know the answer this question. Well
I do now because I just but it was on

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this date in what year do you think the Mayflower
arrived at Plymouth Harbor? What year do you think that happened.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
The mayflower?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Carol? You feel free to jump in if you've got
smarts on, you.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Can I actually say the answer?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Do you know? I know it?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I know, like generally it's.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
It's like sixteen, like it's in the twenties or thirties.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
It's sixteen twenty.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Damn. Yeah, that was a weird one that I knew.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I knew. Wow, Like that's just in your brain from school,
because you were just in school a minute ago, like.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, like four seconds ago.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they just covered that red before you.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
I learned, cal well done.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, sixteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I have to do that, sau Saw. Try to be
as honest as possible. Sure, what number were you going
to say before Kara said sixteen?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I was going to say something along the fourteen hundred
and ninety three because the Mayflower and so year after
Columbus sailed the ocean below, they all went somebody got
a memoir, was like, all safe, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Green flag. Guys, let's go till one year later. They
shot across in fourteen ninety three. Yep, Okay, what were
you gonna say, Core? I thought like I was gonna
go like fifteen twenties. I was going to be about
one hundred years early.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, I know I was wrong too.

Speaker 12 (46:23):
I was actually gonna say late. I was gonna say
sixteen sixty or something like that.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Crazy, imagine because I'm sorry, man, you go ahead because
I cut you off.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Guy.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
No, I was just gonna say the really stupid story
that I tried to get the Vikings communication.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I think I've told this story before.

Speaker 12 (46:38):
I tried to get Vikings communication and change my bio
when I played for.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Literally like three years.

Speaker 12 (46:44):
So every year before the season starts, they come through
the locker room they kind of give you like a
little printed off piece of PA like hey, this is
what we have for you for like bio whatever, like
check out, and like yeah, I always want to have
them say that my great great whatever whatever. The great
great great lineages was the first. It's an only Korean
on the Mayflower.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
And they wouldn't do it. And they wouldn't do it because.

Speaker 12 (47:04):
They knew you were kidding or the first year I
tried to play it off like straight faced it No,
it's it's for real, Like my ancestor was on the mayflow,
the only one, the only one.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And Tom West Yeah yeah, and you know, by the way,
probably it is he We're on about a you know,
a seven second to lake. Now it's on your Wikipedia page, right, correct.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, right, right, it's true. I think it was just
like me went in a beet award. I think that's
still on there.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
That's the best.

Speaker 12 (47:34):
Where do you keep that on the mantle? It's in
my office. Yeah, whenever I do zoom calls, it's always
in the background.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It's great. Okay, hawk, what were you going to say?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I was going to say this? And today's December eighteenth,
by the way, be cause she forgot and Plymouth Harbor,
where they landed, is in Massachusetts. Why did they stay?
You know? It had to just whether it had to
be terrible?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Right? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I think about that. We talk about this too often,
but I think about it all the time. On a
really windy cold day like today's going to be, Why
would you have lived here in eighteen ninety there's so
many places.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
That the non sarcastic answer, right is access to water?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yes, almost the answer, Like, for sure, all major civilizations
are along rivers, oceans, lakes, got to have access to water.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
I just can't imagine rolling through the prairie and saying, this.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Is the spot I love it here.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, because you know, I said, well, the summers are
so great. Squitos? Oh yeah, can you imagine what squitoes
were like?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Do you wanna know how bad it is here? We
can transition to the next sports story. Here's how bad
it is. It's so bad in the Midwest that the
Bears are considering moving to Indiana.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Wow, the Chicago Bears are expanding their stadium site search
so far out, even outside of Cook County, including northwest Indiana.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Christopher, you grew up in Indiana.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Sure they're talking Gary, Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
So your thoughts Benjamin as well about the Chicago Bears possibly,
even though I think it's an outside chance the Chicago
Bears being not even in Chicago, not even in Illinois
or Illinois, as Mike Groom would say, in Indiana.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
Well, geographically, I mean, yes, it's not far. It would
be the same distance probably as New Jersey and New York.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
There's not a there's not a team the Jets and Giants.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I totally get borders in New York, But would would
you want the Minnesota Vikings to play in Hudson, Wisconsin.

Speaker 12 (49:33):
I wouldn't mind. I honestly wouldn't mind if I was,
if I was a player. What's the difference. Yeah, they would,
They wouldn't care. It's weird as hell though.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I do.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I see what you're saying. But to Ben's at Ben's point,
like we're long ways from New York when we're when
we go to New York this weekend and play in Jersey,
like you're out in the middle of the hinterlands in
the what do they call it.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
The medal lands?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, I would, man, And you don't even know, Like
you guys have driven that stretch. I've driven a lot
because I have to go that way to go home.
You don't even know when you leave Illinois and go
into Indiana.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Because it looks it is true, right, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
You don't know. But it's still weird, man. That's I
do think that's weird for Chicago.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I think it's an empty threat. Yeah, it's a threat
not Illinois.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
They're not the Illinois Bears. Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah yeah, well said yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Both of them don't make sense, right, just like you
said with the Jets and the Giants. But still the
city of Chicago probably should have the team in the
city limits at some point.

Speaker 12 (50:39):
But still, well, I mean again, there is precedents for it,
not just like of San Francisco is the same way.
It is not the San Francisco forty nine ers. I
mean they are forty five miles away from San Francisco. Yeah,
that's nuts. They're not even close to San Francisco. So
it's just been grandfathered in that everybody knows them as
a San Francisco forty nine ers.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
But you know what city are they in talk? I mean,
it's it's it's close to San Jose.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
What is the name of that.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
It's not carl Yeah, anyway, it's like yeah sms, it's
like south of Silicon Valley.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, they play anyway. And I do think that there
are other teams that are like that.

Speaker 12 (51:19):
So the fact that Kevin Warren is trying to pick
up his ball and go to a different place, that's
actually going to play ball. The one thing that and
I don't know much about St. Claaria, that's it. I mean,
Burstich actually knows a lot about this because he lives
in Chicago. He knows all those Chicago people. The corruption,
the political corruption in Chicago and the state of Illinois
is like sounds like something out of the nineteen twenties,

(51:42):
Like you wouldn't think that it's still hot happens in modern.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Day or the sixteen twenties when right here.

Speaker 12 (51:48):
Yeah, Ben, yeah, because I think Capone's grant his ancestors
run the Mayflowers. So like, there's so much corruption in
mafia stuff that you have to adhere to just to
do anything in the city that I could see why
I'm trying to build a two or three billion dollars stadium.
They're like, there's so many handouts, you got to grease,
so many poems. You got to know all this screw

(52:10):
that it's good to Indiana.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
You literally can't. I mean, and first of all, let
me just get this off my chest. I don't believe
any of this is true. I think they're all innocent, yes, same,
but I can't believe how involved they are. And you
know what, I'm saying without saying the worst because because
I don't want to die, I can't believe that's real.
But those stories that Pete told us, I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, you can't believe the people.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yes, the obviously, the union and stuff like that. Every
level you have to grease poems.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Every level.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
The only reason I think this is a complete empty
thright is guilty, by the way, is if you, like,
if the Viking when the Vikings were going to maybe
move to like Arden Hills, right, or they were trying
to find a spot somewhere in the Twin Cities. Ultimately,
obviously they ended up back in Minneapolis, which is great.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
But if they had gone to one of the suburbs, okay,
but if.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
You had ever even threatened to say, like we're going
to Baldwin, We're going like we're going to go eastern Wisconsin.
We're going to go like ten twenty miles over the
border maybe whatever. I think Vikings fans would have lost
their minds and been like, we can't be in Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
It's got to be in Arden Hills or Minie. Like
I think this is just.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
To get Chicago people in Illinois people to say we
can't let them leave the state of They have to be.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Somewhere in Illinois.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, no, I.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Agree to threat.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I do think it's an empty threat.

Speaker 12 (53:27):
I think it's a it's a it's a political move
that you have to make, like you have to like
play that card the game.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It's it is a game.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
And if they're not going to give you the concessions
that you want, and you're not gonna, I mean, you're
his job is to get what they want, but keep
the price down. And if they can't do that, then
let's see who else is willing to.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Help us out. Did I say eastern Wisconsin? By the way,
is western Wisconsin? Did I say eastern?

Speaker 12 (53:50):
I don't know, Well, it's it's east of us, but
western Wisconsin? Yeah, same whatever, lovely western wiscons Do I do?
I think you're correct. Yes, Like I don't think that
they're ultimately going to leave Chicago the metro area, but
I would do the same thing. I try to do
whatever I could to move the team and save money.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
And the story goes based on what people are saying,
is that the stadium that they would build, this gigantic,
multi billion dollar stadium, would be a fixed roof, so
the whole frozen, windy Soldier Field vibe gone, which is
a little bit like obviously, you know, we've had the
Metro Dome and now we have US Bank Stadium, but
it's there's no there'd be no more. Oh crap, we

(54:29):
got to go play Chicago the end of December. It's like, oh,
we're going indoors.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It's fine. That would change, yep.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Imagine if we had to go outdoors every time we
went to Detroit.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
You guys would hate going there.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Imagine miserable. I know, hebeous. It would be.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
It was that flash.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
It's gotta be flesh. Yeah, anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (54:49):
I was gonna say it'd be like playing happen to
play Cleveland the AFC North, it's the that's the worst
venue in the winter time because it's always windy and
it's always cold off that. What about Buffalo Buffalo is
it can be tricky, but the fact that they're landlocked
where the stadium is, it's just not as like the

(55:10):
same environment that Cleveland sum is.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Legit right on the lake, mistake on the lake.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, the armpit of America, Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
And I'm saying that with no knowledge because I've never
been there.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
It's not great.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
And Sash, you've never been west of Ohio.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I have not, not once in my life. What really
matters is next.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
We'll talk to the Fargo Flash Tom Pelisara.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
A little bit later, Ben Lieber is here.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
This is the power Trip one show on the Fan.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, welcome back. Part of Morny Show just growing as

(56:04):
we prepare you for college football playoffs. Ladies and gentlemen,
coming to us live from some strip club in Key West, Florida,
The Fargo Flash. Good morning, Fargo Flash.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Well, good morning guys. How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
And how's the strip club this morning?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
That's kind of stinky?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Hey Flash, how does it feel that you know this?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
This last I don't know, six to nine months, we've
basically been like, look, we finally found something. Lieber is
bad at he's not good at sports betting, and now
somehow you're the only one he dominates.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
He is killing dominated. He's killing you.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
When we when we made our bet last night, I
gave him two options, and when he picked the one option,
I'm like, that's a good pick. I mean, I know,
I know I'm gonna lose. It's just he's just got
a lot of confidence in his picks. He's a he's
a great college football mind.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
What do you guys bet twenty five a game? So, yeah,
twenty five? And so what does he owe you? What's
the total?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Thirty dollars?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
It's not as much as like the number would suggest
hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Though something like that.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, probably, Okay, it's like three hundred.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
I think whatever, right, better than nothing?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, it's better than nothing.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
So I'm gonna win.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
I'm gonna guess you took. I should do this throughout you.
I should guess which team you took, because you don't
like just take it easy, like you're not just gonna
take Oregon over James Madison. That's two weeks. No, No,
I bet you took. Oh, I bet you took Miami
to be Texas and him am I right? You are?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
You are real good? So I took Miami. Wow?

Speaker 12 (57:43):
So justin throughout he throughout the A and M Miami game,
and then you also throughout the the Bama Oklahoma game.
I just could not I couldn't do aning with that.
With that game, I gets too close. It's it's a
point and a half spread. But the but the other
one on Saturdays three and a half favored for A
and M. And I just feel like A Miami is

(58:04):
kind of tricky. They're kind of a tricky offense. They
can be really streaky and they can look really good.
And with Colin Klein still it sounds like he's still
going to call the offense and work for A and M.
But the dude, the dudes aren't head coach at Kansas
State right now, Like, you know, his mind's got to
be on k State versus A and.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
M recruiting his own players.

Speaker 12 (58:26):
Yeah, so I just don't know how much their offense
is going to flow like it did during the regular season.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I can't believe I nailed that. I feel really good.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, you're really good for you.

Speaker 12 (58:35):
Yeah, I don't know justin why why did you feel
like you you easily could have thrown me Miami, Like
you could have taken Miami and left me with A
and M.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
I mean, I think of the of the four games,
it's definitely the one that's probably the most the two
good games. Obviously that we'll talk a little bit about
the the Bama game here, but I think the difference
that I think in the Miami, Texas A and M
game is I think when you're coming from the SEC
and you're you've been more battle tested versus Miami with

(59:07):
two losses playing in the ACC. No, maybe not as
much of a battle tested schedule, But I think again,
I think it's a great pick because I think it's
a toss up. And I think the one thing that
we've always said through the years that we've been doing
this is anytime we want to get excited about Texas
A and m right, they always disappoint right. I think

(59:28):
Mike Elko is trying to change that. This is a
this is a program that's got some of the deepest
pockets in college football. You know, every single year you
look at their revenue, you look at their the budget,
and they're spending on college on their team, you look
at their recruiting. It seems like Mike Elko is the
is the is the head coach that's made the change.

(59:51):
But this is a game where you know, even though
they've been battle tests in the SEC. I think Ben's
picks a great pick because that front seven defense for
Miami is as good as you get in college football.
And so what I think this is going to come
down to, it's two really great defenses, and I think
the difference is when you put pressures on the quarterback,

(01:00:12):
the quarterbacks actually get out and kind of ad lib
and make things happen with their feet. I'm going to
favor the quarterbacks from Texas A and m Marcel Reid
over the quarterback of Miami Carson Becker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Okay, all right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
So the games this weekend Tomorrow night, number eight Oklahoma
versus number nine Alabama. That's seven o'clock hour time. Tell
me about that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Game they played just a few weeks ago. And a
few weeks ago, Oklahoma goes into Alabama and gets out
gained by over two hundred yards. So Bama puts up
four hundred and six yards. Oklahoma barely gets over two hundred,
but three turnovers get by Alabama get turned in the

(01:01:00):
seventeen points. Two teams that really ironically neither team can
run the football. So this is a game where I
think the under right now, meadzs is like forty.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
And a half.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
If you're if you're in Vegas or you're making college
football beacks. This weekend, this is where people are hammering
the under. I think in the last one. Yeah, I mean,
that's just you don't think of this as Alabama the
team that doesn't that can't put up points, But neither
team can really put up many points. So I think
this is again a little bit of a This is
probably the toss up game of the weekend. What I

(01:01:36):
like here is an Alabama team that I think has
gotten the second life, right if you think of you
know how they kind of backed into this. I think
it's a team that had to play through a lot
of injury and with the time off. Even though it's
just been a few weeks that thirteen players out of
the SEC Championship game, including their top running back jam Miller. Well,

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a lot of those guys are expected back, including Miller,
and so I think this is a team that takes
care of the football with their quarterback. Tye Simpson. I
think Alabama gets the first ever road win in the
College Football Playoff. But this is like a twenty to
seventeen game, but it should be a great game down
in Norman, Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Do you have any reason that you could tell me
that you believe James Madison can play with the Oregon.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
I kind of do. I think last week we were
blowing this thing off. Jam U is one of the
few teams that you know, they haven't it's not like
they've blown out all their teams that they played, but
it's one of the few teams in the even in
the top the final twelve. They actually they're a top
ten team offensively and they're a top ten team defensively.
And they have a quarterback that's a dual threat guy

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twenty one touchdowns to the air, fourteen with his feet.
And you know, obviously Otston Stadium when I was there
this fall of Kate, it's a really difficult place to
play at night. But we just talked about the injury
bug for Alabama. Oregon kind of has the same thing.
Oregon's actually using.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Like walk on that wide receiver.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Those guys aren't expected back. They do have a obviously
a great quarterback in Dante More that's probably a top
five pick in the draft. But I think it's uh.
I think if there's if there's between the two games
of the fifteen point, you know, underdogs between Tulane and JMU,
if any one of them could potentially pull it off,

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I think it's possibly JAMU, which is crazy to think
they were in the college football They were in the FBS,
right They're they're playing North Dakota State just five years ago.
I and then Kurt Signetty was there and he makes
the move from FCS or f FCS to FBS, and
so it's pretty remarkable that they're there. But it's one

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of the things that you got to play the games.
I know, you know, Dan Lanning said this, He said
the same thing like, they're not you know when you
get the film on. They're a pretty dynamic team. So
I think if I think they can cover, can they
pull off the win? It would take a lot. But
of the two games that we'll see on Saturday afternoon
and evening, I think it's gonna be the better of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
The two games.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Question for the group, do you guys find yourself cheering
more for Old Miss in the Lane Kiffin saga or less?
Like do you want to see them bomb out and
have their story end or do you want to see
them win despite.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Lane Kiffin jumping ship?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
How do you feel about Old Miss Ben.

Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
I actually want to see I want to see them
succeed without him. Yeah, I'd like to see them sort
of like throw in his face a little bit and
he's gonna he's gonna go off do his thing. At LSU,
the new guys gonna come in, get elevated, be the
head coach, and I don't know, I think it'd be
really fun if they're just like, we're gonna go ahead
and win this thing without you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
I agree, yeah, same flash, you feel the same way.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Yeah, I think the you know, the the difference in
this is I think the only thing that's gonna affect
Old Misses. I think Lane actually made quite a few
decisions in the game and called more offense than people think.
I think it'd be fun. I mean, I think again,
I think he was crazy to leave. I think he
can build a juggernaut at Old Miss and just the
way that it played out it was as ugly. But

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I'm cheering for All Miss, I really think. And I think,
you know, they get past to Lane, they take on Georgia,
I think they can do some damage in the CFP.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
They're seventeen and a half point favorites.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
And they played September twentieth and beat this team forty
five to ten. Blayne's defense, their pass defense is ranked
one six out of one to thirty four. Crozy, I
think All Miss wins by twenty five.

Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Well, yeah, same, yeah, I was gonna say that that
is the thing that kind of drives me crazy is
that we know that college football in the playoffs, everything
has to be tweaked and reworked and whatever. And I
don't want to say that teams like Tulane can't get
into some sort of dance.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
But when you have the first opening.

Speaker 12 (01:05:56):
Round games seventeen and a half spread, that's not good
for anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
It's not good for college football. I'm not saying that.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
I think it just shows you why we need to
expand the college football playoff, where you know, Tulane and
James Madison should be playing in the first round and
at least, you know those type of teams they square
off in the first round or something similar like that,
because nobody wants to watch a seventeen and a half
point spread along with James Madison's what twenty and a half?

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You know, that's ridiculous. Give me, you know, a point
and a half and then that's a toss up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
It does feel a little bit like a two versus
fifteen or a one versus sixteen in the NCAA, where
no one really expects James Madison to win. But if
they can just give us a sweat, right, Like, just
make Oregon sweat for three and a half quarters at
least so the rest.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Of us can go. Are they gonna do this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
And even if they come up short, just make it close.
If you lose by forty, it's a waste of everybody's time.
Just be in the game at the start of the fourth, yeah,
or at least within striking.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Because there's a James Madison like social media account. I
don't think you guys have seen it. It actually was
featured the New York Times this week where they're kind
of poking fun at Oregon. Obviously it's just a parody, like, man,
this team is too slow for us, right, So like
they're kind of having fun with it. I think they
know they're the big underdog, and so why not just

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kind of play up the story. But I'm with Ben,
I actually think this could be the year that's gonna
force some change. I think the the team's opting out
of these bowl games, I think is at a ridiculous pace.
And so like, if you want to have the bowl
games have any meaning, you're good, You're you're gonna have
to change the calendar of college football. You're gonna have

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to tie the bowl games into playing games to the
college Football Playoff or something, so so they have some
type of meeting. I mean, if you guys watched that
game last Saturday, which of course I'm bored in my mind,
so I watched it, Washington hosts Boise State or no,
Washington played Boise State at the the LA Stadium. I mean, guys,

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only there's five thousand people there. I mean there's no
one cares, and so you just you know. I'm sure
there's TV money obviously paying for the travel and advertisements
that are paying for things, but you're getting to a
point where the TV ratings the fans don't show up.
At some point they become completely meaningless and you have

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to make a change.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Before that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, say what you want, but think if James Madison
or Tulane was Notre Dame instead we.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Have Notre Dame Oregon or Notre Dame Old.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Miss That's a much better matchup, way way more attractive
for the casual viewer to watch a team like that
play as opposed to these two. But whatever, come on, Yeah,
I want the upset for sure, way better story.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Let's go James Madison.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Here's my last thing, I'll think of James Madison. Ben
think of James Madison beats Oregon and then beats Texas
Tech and plays Indiana in the in the semi finals,
and be amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
It'd be amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
Here's here's what I'll say before you leave it, which
I appreciate you calling in flash. I love that the
first round is at is at the home stadium for
like the top seed. Like I love that o U's
playing in Norman, Oklahoma. I wonder if that's a way
that we can turn some of these bowl games. You
can say, hey, it's this, it's the Citrus Bowl or

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the Outback Bowl. You can still have the naming rights,
but played at the home stadium of the team that's
favored or whoever is like ranked higher. So if the
Gophers and if the Gophers end up making it next
year as a you know eight you know, just whatever
bowl game eight win season, don't play it in Arizona
to at a giant stadium that nobody's going to travel

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to and you get five thousand people and embarrassing on TV.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Have it at Huntington.

Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
Bank and then just sponsor it with whatever the bowl
game that they went to, or you get a lost bank,
you'd get a lot more able to show up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I agree, I agree. So again Oklahoma versus Alabama eight
versus nine Tomorrow night, seven o'clock. That's on a ABC, ESPN,
seven Texas A and m versus ten Miami. That is
a eleven am game Our Time, ABC, ESPN. That's on Saturday.
Number six, Oh Miss versus number eleven two Lane. That's
a two thirty start on TNT and HBO Max, HBO Max.

(01:10:24):
And then number five Oregan versus number twelve Jimmy Madison
six thirty Our Time, TNT N, HBO Max on Saturday night.
Those are your first round matchups. Spargo will talk to
you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
No Christmas for sure, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Next week today, son of a B word?

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Are you guys are on next Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
No, but next weeesday.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
I'll call in Tuesday or I'll give you a call
to well, we have to do a quick breakdown at
some point, to break down New Mexico, Minnesota, December twenty six,
next Friday, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Boy, yeah, man, can you call a slide from the stadium.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
This will not be THEXT.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
I will hope to have the game on there. You
guys have a great day, Sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
This is who is James Madison? Was he a president?
A vice president?

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
What's your final answer? I think he was a president.
Which number five? Damn not not bad?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
He was fourth, Saucers, I guess I'm sure you have
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