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Welcome to the Power Trip After PartyPodcast. It is not even nine o'clock
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just hockey h A w k Ey zacho. What's your name on there?
Buadah by Zach Halvey. Zach HalveyY. Yeah, So get on
there and play. Um, that'sa weird noise just came out of my
mouth. We're gonna go ahead anddo this right now. We're gonna do
it right. We're gonna talk toour main man, Max and get the
real story about what happened to himwhen he went abroad. We're looking for

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abroad. UM, good to haveyou as always, max O. There,
you are good to have you,max O. UM, can you
just, first of all, ifyou wouldn't mind, um break it down
for me, what was it liketo on your first stop. Where where
did you stop? My first stopwas in San Juan, Puerto Rico,
right right right. I fell inlove approximately seven hundred and fifty eight times

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on my first day there, didyou There were so many just just loads
of beautiful all I was the wholetwo weeks. I was rounded by beautiful
women and oceans and it was just, I mean so beautiful. They just
stopped your sentence. I would betalking to my little broth and then I
just I don't even remember the hellI was saying. It was for randing

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me a bunch of beautiful pregnant women. Oh they're not that pregnant women aren't
beautiful around the world, but like, just like gorgeous, like to the
point where I don't even I willraise that baby. Yeah, why I
don't care. I'm not the steppedat him, the dad that's stepped up.
Yeah, but I love that.But yeah, just it was it
was gorgeous. I wrote, wrotejet skis out there for the first time.

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I know it was pretty regular forsome people, but that I didn't
grow up. I never rode aboat before or anything like that. So
I just saw some jet skis chillingin the water. They were just blank.
I was like, Hey, I'mgonna go fucking take him. Why
not. They're just chilling in thewaters, Like you can't do that,
that's illegal. And so we lookedinto it and they yeah, it was
like forty bucks. Wow, justright around on the jet ski and I
was I was super pumped until likea little voice in my head right when

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I was about to get on thejet ski was like remember Sarah Jay Yeah,
And I was like, oh mygod, oh my god. Yeah,
I got him really a real intenseanxiety. But I wouldn't know where
the sharks in the water down there. Uh No, I didn't see it.
The water was as clear you couldif there was, you could see
him from a mile away. Itwas. It was the clearest water I've
ever seen in my life. That'sSan Juan Rico. Yeah, that's the

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first stop. That was the firsttime. Did you in fact nail?
And he tends inert I didn't,because my little brother will talk himself out
of more pussy than he'll ever getin his life. So he's like a
horrible wing man. Yeah, horribleright out of it, talks himself right
on. The handsome guy. Hecan sing, he can cook, yeah,
he just he's not good with theladies. He's just getting he's had.

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He's been in a relationship. Ihope he was. He's been a
relationship for like three or four years. They do not have sex, but
they just recently opened it up.Oh okay, So now he's getting back
into the floor, getting back inthe game. It's a game that we
need to play. Yea as human. Yeah, he's got some tokens in
his After you leave San Juan,Puerto Rico with a nutsack. I just

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I went to Bogata, Columbia,and that was a plane, right,
I'm guessing yeah, that was aplan, A regular sized plane. H
yeah, pretty normal plane. Ifelt like a dick because I was so
tired, and I find like Igot a row to myself and I was
just about to lay down in.This dude's like, hey, can I
hop in your row? And Ijust straight up told him no. I
just wanted to lay down. Iwas so tired. But Bogata was amazing.
Elevation is a no joke though peoplewere not playing about that went up

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some stairs and I felt like likewhen a defensive lineman runs back in ninety
nine yard a reception like it was. It was intense there, but just
beautiful women. It was just aparty. I mean I I stepped out
of my door and I literally hearthe beat to the Fine Will countdown the
first thing I hear, and I'mlike, Okay, I know people say
Bogata's dangerous, but I'm literally hearingyour final countdown? Is this it for

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me? But there's just a fullylike instrumented band, electric guitar drums,
just playing right there on the street. Keep walking down the street. I've
seen about five or six other bands, and I'm like, like Tuba's trumpets,
saxophones, like whole orchestrated actual bands. There's b boys everywhere, people
spinning on their heads, breakdance,and there's a live comedy show that was

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out there for free. And thisis my first thirty minutes walking out in
the street. Wow, I've seena lama and a fucking sombrero. It
felt like I was in a beaverdream. I couldn't believe people are selling
you food left and right. Peopleare trying to sell you other things left
and right. Squirtshit on your shoesso they could clean shoes off, and
all types of stuff. But itwas. It was a party there the
whole time. How long is theflight? It was. I flew from

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Puerto Rico and I had a layoverin Fort Lauderdale and then from Fort Lauderdale
to Bogata, I think it waslike three hours. So you came that
long from Puerto Rico. He cameback to the United States, well you
know what I mean. Yeah,came back to the mainland and then flew
to Bogata. Yeah. Wow.And there's like much like pretty much everywhere
else I went, not a wholelot of English speakers there, so I'm
literally just making friends and talking topeople purely off Google Translate, which I

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made a friend later on that saidI shouldn't be taking out my phone in
public like that because it's that serious. People will just snatch your phone right
out of your hand. Um yeah, but yeah, but I was.
That's that's how I wanted to talklike the people talking on you know.
Part of the reason I go placesto interact with people. So I was
trying my best Spanish, and everybodyreally really appreciated it, like the joy
on their face, because some countrieslike France, they're like just yeah,

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fucking don't you know, but theyreally appreciated me trying to speak Spanish,
and there's just same like everywhere else, just beautiful women everywhere. I went
on a date with a woman,we made out. Whatever, She's cool.
She's called me old though, Yeah, so that wasn't cool. How
old was she? She's twenty fourthat much a few years older. It
was kind of weird because she waslike, yes, I love Johan Denver

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and the Beach Boys. I'm likeJohn fucking Denver. Yeah. I was
like, what am I back inMinnesota? Wow? But it was crazy
out there. Like I was tellingyou that there's people pretty much everywhere I
went they thought that I was them, Like in Puerto Rico they thought I
was Puerto Rican, and Columbia theythought I was Colombian. But the interesting
thing about actually getting to South Americais there'd be a guy like looks like

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me, and then to be aguy that looks like Corey, but they're
both just as Colombian. Like nationalitykind of comes first. Not to say
racism isn't a problem out there,but everyone is whatever, you know,
Colombian first and then maybe your racelater. But it was just super confusing,
like what do you mean, yourname's want Mark Marquez. You know

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you look like white as the guyson the Big Bang Theory, you know,
like, um, so that wascool. It was just everywhere.
It was just kind of a mixof like the freed African slaves that were
there, the indigenous people that werethere, which they are very visible out
there, which was really cool tosee, and then like the European colonizers
and stuff. So did you uhclose the deal in Bogata? Um?

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We just made out really because shelived in Yeah, she lived in a
dorm and she had like a curfewor whatever. But yeah, I climbed
him mountain ye maybe old Yeah,did she the remnants of the cartel at
all? No, it wasn't nothing. The only thing I even remotely saw

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about cartels that they were selling likeescobar merch and stuff like that, which
makes sense, I mean for liketrying to profit off of it, you
know, but it's something that peopledon't really talk about there, And to
the extent that I heard it,they were just saying they like, Okay,
that's not really a thing that peopledo like that anymore out there.
It's just such a foregone thing inthe past that people really don't like bringing

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it. I mean, it'd belike if we constantly talked about nine to
eleven or something like that. Youknow, like it's like one of the
worst things that's ever happened there,So people don't really like talking about it
very much. Is there any partof it that you felt safer would have
skipped if you knew you went backwhen I was in like the you you
could tell when you're in like thepoorer parts of town in Brazil are called

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the favelas, basically the ghetto,and uh, I mean literally the ghetto
is place I've ever seen in Americalooks like the fucking Hampton's compared to the
favelas. I mean, like,actually, I'm like scared. As soon
as I walk into that part oftown, broken glass everywhere people live in.
I saw a guy who had likea there's a subway logo as a
doormat and that was his roof.That was his roof, And these are

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like houses quote unquote, and it'sjust some of the worst poverty you've ever
seen in your life. And like, even when I was in Brazil was
just kind of striking because, likeI said on the radio, you're one
street away from heaven. Two streetsaway from hell, you'll you'll see Copacabana,
you see Ipanema Beach, all thesesongs that are or you know,
beaches that are legendary, they're insongs, they're in music, they're immortalized.

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And then you go to the favelaand it's some of the worst poverty
you've ever seen in your life,to the point that even locals, it's
not just foreigners, like I hada local tell me, in Brazil,
you have as much of a fiftypercent chance of getting rapped every time you
step outside, like almost everybody therehas been robbed at some point or another.
Like it was so eventually I juststarted. Once I learned the streets,
I would just leave my stuff athome. I would go out at

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night sometimes still because I'm like,hey, life is show prep. I
got stabby, robbed. That's kindof a good story. Yeah, we
were a little disappointed. You didn't. I thought about, you know,
just giving myself a pope. Justgood. But so you left Bogaton went
where I went to Rio? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And what was
that the best part of the trip, Yeah, I would say, so.

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There was just so much to dothere. The beaches are just incredible.
The people there just live with suchpassion. Like I said, I
got to go to soccer game,and soccer means everything to people in Brazil.
A twenty minute ride to the stadiumturned into an hour and twenty minute
ride because it was that packed.And those weren't even the two most popular
teams in Brazil. And uh,you know, took a cable car up
to Sugarlof Mountain like a so therewas such a I was sending it off

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there. There's such a beautiful view. A guy I said three sentences two
gave me a hug and told mebe safe man like that. It was
when the sun finally like peeked belowthe clouds, everyone like erupted into a
fucking applause, Like people were crying, hugging each other, and it was
awesome. It kind of sucked becauseevery time I was at a beautiful view
type area reminded me of that thatpicture of the NBA game where everybody's on

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their phones, like almost nobody's actuallywatching it your eyes and people are telling
you get out of the way.I'm like, shut the fuck out,
blake, And this is one ofthe most beautiful things I've ever seen,
you know. Um, but yeah, Brazil was just it was just incredible
and probably yeah, like I said, if asked was cash, Brazil would
be the richest country in the worldby a landslide. I mean, if
I was an alien and I cameto Brazil, I would think that Megan

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the Stun and the michelin Man wereAdam and Eve, like it was the
most beautiful place on planet Earth.And actually, I mean the sun is
just so different now. They actuallygot sunburned for the first time. I
really think that was possible. Yeah, wellcome aboard, right, I know.
I was like I could finally sayI understand my little brother's like,
you know, we need san skin. I'm like, what are you talking
about? Man? We black,like the sun loves us and sounds like

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no, I don't you black,motherfucker suf Yeah, I got burned like
them, mug. Yeah. Like, but um, yeah, Brazil was
incredible. There's so much cool stuffto do out there. People a pairglider
or whatever you called it, andLima, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Brazil don't. The only bad partof our Brasil was staying in that dude's
house. I had to leave.I've stayed in some places, but the

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Spider House, Yeah, there,I killed twelve spiders in one night.
I had basically like a tarzan loinclothas a blanket, and even that had
a hole in it. I pillowshad holes in them and smelled like bo.
How does your face smell like bo? I have no idea. Um,
half of my window was just tape, not even glass, just just
duct tape. The sink was ducttaped together, and whenever you flushed,

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something sprayed back at you. Idon't know if this doodo juice or whatever,
but like, um, something drippedon me in the middle of the
night. And finally I was justlike, okay, I can't, I
can't just left. Yeah I left. Did you give him a good review?
No? I got my money backand I and I messaged him on
what's happened and said, you probablyshouldn't even be allowed to have people at
your house. Wow, like notto go full caring on it, but

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I was that was just unacceptable.That was That was one of those ones
where I'm like, yeah, Igotta I gotta call my mom and ask
her to help me find a newplace, like because that was Yeah,
I just left. I didn't evensay a word to him. He was
and he just kind of was aweird guy. He just he talked to
me for an hour about phones thathe fixed. I'm like, dude,
let me go. He's like yes, and then they fixed the phone for

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the security guard and then he recommendme to his friend and then they fixed
that the phone and he was actinglike it was the most incredible thing.
And I'm like, he's like,let me show you a picture. I'm
like, I know what an unbrokenphone looks like. But thank you man.
Um. So that was yeah,But after that, my trip to
Brazil was just incredible. People superkind there. Um. I went through.
I hiked through the rainforest to seethe giant Jesus statue, one of

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the seven Wonders of the World.And even that, like the rainforest so
big, it's connected to some ofthe favelas, so people from the ghettos
sneak into the rainforest and people getrobbed there all the time. They stayed
within sixty days. One time therewas one hundred and about one hundred eighty
robberies. Wow, tourists, localswhoever. So I had to sign a
way for that, basically said Iknow I'm in danger by being here case

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and they get I had to givean emergency contact and everything's not it doesn't
even cost any money, you know, It's just that you have to let
them know. Like the police arejust they're only at the beginning, and
then after that you're on your own. So I can't. I was walking
through like my pick was a lightsaber. It's just like ready, ready to
defend myself. But I ended upmeeting up with some really nice Brazilians that

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weren't from They were from a differentpart of Brazil. They were in town
and they're playing like Bob Marley andMichael Jackson and stuff. So we started
talking about music and kind of justjoined their group and became friends with them.
So I felt a lot safer.And they clearly weren't worried about it.
They're playing music all loud off theirphones and stuff like that. But
I was pretty concerned about it.That's why I was to wait until it
was a Saturday, so it wasmore packed and stuff like that, because

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I, I mean, someone stealsmy phone in my wild, then I'm
done, you know. Yeah,like yeah, so that there's kind of
always you're on the precipice of thetime of your life and the end of
your life at all times in Brazil, So like that was that was really
interesting. But people are you know, generally really kind there and really nice
and like I said, just Imean just the most gorgeous one. When

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you went to the beach, didyou see the really expensive resorts and stuff
like that. Yeah, you couldsee the resorts. You could see like
fancy boats and stuff like that,and that was just that's also startling to
see such opulence when you see likethe worst poverty you've ever seen in your
life. Like it wasn't there apicture from was it the World Cup where

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it was like opulence and just fivestar hotels and then just yeah, no,
even I went the stadium and Iwent to the soccer game at was
at the Olympic Stadium, which stateof the art, amazing, But the
neighborhood around it and the neighborhood onthe way get there, you'd never you'd
never believe it. You wouldn't youwouldn't walk around there at nighttime. And
that's the thing is like it's notit's even locals like I was trying to

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just look as like crusty and bummyas possible, like just wore no logos
or anything like that. As apparentlyat work because some people were crossing the
street from me. I'm like,wait, hold on, yeah, I'm
not the robber. And your laststop then was Peru. Was Peru?
Yeah, um that's when. Andpeople were actually just shocked in general,

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because I think most people just stoppingLima on the way to Machu Picchu.
So people were like, oh,you're just here for Lima, you know.
That was pretty shocking to them,and they were super kind. Um,
everybody there was really nice. AndI got to go paragliding, so
I had a lot of fucking anxietyabout that. But the coolest guy on
planet Earth was my instructor guy.He just got his paragliding. I don't

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remember. Um it's I was basicallyin like a go kart type thing and
there's like a little motor on theback and then they have the parachute going
um, and that's it. Like, but it was nice because I was
super anxious on the way there.But I was there for maybe three minutes
before I was in the sky.They don't even give you a chance to
be scared. They're just like ohif your max fuller, okay, cool
boop, here's your helmet STRAPPI in, let's go, Like did take off

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like a stripperty right off a cliff. It's just up on a flat surface.
Really yeah, and just and youjust start going and yeah, they
give you a selfie stick with aGoPro at the end, so I have
my whole ride like filmed and everythinglike that. I was like, what
do they charge? It was seventyfive dollars, so wow, not bad
for freaking perilighting, you know.Um and yeah, this guy just wearing

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the full outfit, he had atoothpick in his mouth, got up,
didn't say a fucking word to me, just got in, just started it
up. And I was like,oh, this is the coolest motherfucker on
planet Earth. Like I'm not evenconcerned anymore. As soon as I got
strapped in, I didn't. Iwasn't worried. I'm like, these people
do this dozens and dozens of timesa day. Like he landed and just
he didn't wasn't even on the groundfor two minutes and took my friend up,
So like, wow, that's justhow they do it out there.

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Yeah. But it was like Iset off there, I just I couldn't.
I was like, man, Icould have been born in the time
like fighting saber tooth tigers, livingin a fucking cave, but I happened
to be born of the time wherehumans can do cool shit like this.
Like fly was very relaxing up there. You could see the whole city,
the whole They turned you towards theocean at some point so you could do
just a full view of the ocean. You could see things that you could

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never see on the ground, andit was incredible. Yeah, that's pretty
crazy. Man, that's incredible.And then you flew home from there.
Yeah, and that's that's the onlytime I like encountered any kind of fuckery.
It was just Thelema airport was sostupid, Like I took my liquids
out of my bag and the ladyyelled at me to not, But then
they checked people's bags for liquids whenyou're boarding, and so I only and

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I only had fifty five minutes inbetween that and my connecting flight, so
I was super just anxious. Butthey ended up holding the flight for just
one guy. People were acting afool on the flight. I was in
the middle seat, and this guywas pushing my arm and I'm like,
dude, come on, I'm inthe middle seat. Man. He's like,
I have an equal right to thisarmor as as much as you do.

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I'm like, all right, fuckingMartin Luther King calm now, and
like this is like, shut thefuck up, man, Like um,
and yeah, they were just doingshit ass backwards of Spirit. So there's
lots of fuckery involved with flying withSpirit. They tried to tell me that
my care They're like, I waslike, because I'm rushing through the airport
because I have my flight. Myflight is boarding while we were landing,

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and so I'm sprinting through the airport. I try to call a spirit because
I'm like, hey, they heldthe flight for that guy, maybe they'll
hold it for me. And they'relike, nope, your flight left on
time. I was like, no, it didn't, Like you have flight
logs. Why would I lie aboutthat? You know, They're like,
nope, it left on time.If you miss it, it's your fault.
And so yeah, just at thatpoint I just started just I couldn't
lie. I'm budging people, I'mcutting in line and everything. This this

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lady I was I was just soanxious. This lady behind me was like,
we're all in the same situation.What's the difference between me and I
said manners. I guess I don'tgive a fuck. I'm not lucking stuck
here. I don't think anybody's evertried to get to Detroit as hard as
I was. I was sprinting throughthe airport out of breath, but eventually
I made it. But yeah,that was the only time I encountered any

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type of fuckery at all. Therewas no attempted robberies or anything. There's
always the threat of it because evenlocals are telling you, yeah, it's
it's dangerous. It's not a lielike but nothing like that ever happen.
The last thing, and then Igot a story about a penis for you
scare. What if you were tolive in one place on the trip,
where would you live? I wouldprobably I would have to say Bokata or

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Rio, because I mean San Juanwould just be paradise living. But like
Bokata, it was just like Isaid, it was just such a party
all the time kind of atmosphere,and there's such a community aspect to everything.
You actually see people gathered outside,which is just like you don't see
that here. I mean, evenif you're at the park, your neighborhood

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park too long, people will callthe police on you in America, you
know, but you see people likeactually like gathered around watching two guys play
chess, like on a chess table. It's just such a community aspect there.
And like I said, while Iwas, everybody thought I was them.
So I didn't like Stick. Iwasn't like Europe, where I'm a
fucking sideshow. Might as well bea clown in Denmark. But um,

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there was just such a community aspectthat I really appreciate it and really like.
So I'd probably say Bogata or Rio, just because Rio there's so much
to do. But yeah, Ifelt a lot. I felt a lot
safer in Bogutar than in Rio.Actually, there you go, he's bad
guys who before you get to yourpenis story. Sure, so the show
ended this morning, and obviously Marnieand Max won in the box, right

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right, So me and U andRosie are trying to Venmo everybody, and
Rosie venmos Marni. Then he Venmo'sMax and he goes so just at Maxwell
Fuller right now, Well, wait, well, it's actually like at Maxwell
Dash Fuller Dash six and he goes, oh God, damn it. He
apparently Rosie Rosie venmong just a randommax full of twenty five bucks. He

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goes, how do I do thisnow? I'm like, well, you
gotta, you gotta. You're gonnahave to contact him and ask for money
back. But I'm like, thatperson doesn't have to give you anything.
So it made me reminded me though, when Robbie freaking Rosenhouse won the golf
but a couple of weeks ago.I don't know if it was a complete
coincident or not, but I sawa whole bunch of like at Robbie Rosenhouse.

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At Robbie Dash Rosenhouse not a supercommon name, And I'm like,
I wonder how many of these arejust rubes just hoping one of us?
Yeah, because wow, if youget one person like Rosie to accidentally send
you two hundred bucks, is thatworth spending time to? Yeah, do
a fake account with a bank account. I don't know if it's worth.

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It was it Marty that paid thewrong Mark Parrish, Yeah, but then
got got refunded. He was likea college kid, but Rosie was like,
well, I guess that guy justmade twenty five bucks. I'm like,
well, you gotta lead, youknow, try to get your money
back of us. I know hereally is. He is, and he
was not at because they apparently lostuh twice to Max. I guess this
morning. So did he actually payyou or not? Yeah? You know,

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okay, he paid somebody out andyou, But I don't understand asking
for the correct address after you've alreadyh yeah, he just goes so it's
at Maxwell Fuller dy go well no, well hang on down. Goddamn it.
He's not great with names. Ohoh yeah, real quick, say

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one last thing about Brazil that Iforgot to bring up that I wish I
knew beforehand. Apparently Brazilians use kk K instead of LLL oh my,
so uh yeah. I thought Iwas talking to this girl and tender and
uh. I thought we were havinga good time, laughing, enjoying ourselves,
and then she just responds k kK laughing stopped. I thought I

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was about to be a political prisoner. I'm like, oh my god,
I'm the next Brittany grinder like theKlan and followed me below the equator and
I'm not nearly as good at basketballas her. So I'm stock over here.
Somebody called them to see somebody calledfucking Joe Biden. I'm I'm done,
Like it's over for me. Andthen I googled it really quick and
I found that out. I waslike, well, that's something you guys
should put in the fucking pamp Yeah. Maybe so. Yeah, that was

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a that was a cultural difference thatI was not prepared for. All right.
The last story of the day onthe after Party podcast is a warning
for you, in particular Max.A man in Tanzania was sent to the
hospital after hearing a snap during sexwith his partner. Oh no, no,
I've got the Did you have youheard a stamp? It might have

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been the find snap occurred when thepenis slipped out and lost its way.
The puppy who lost its way itstruck the woman as he was trying to
reinsert it. Oh no. Bythe time the unlucky man arrived at the
hospitalized penis no longer erect, wasswollen, painful, and bloody, looked

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like a boomerang. Though the peniscontains no bones, it's referred to as
a fracture when it's fibrous connective tissuecalled the tunica albuginia is ruptured. An
MRI revealed that the man had injuredouspenis in three separate places and the pair

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of a rectile tissue bodies known asCorporea carvinarsa, and in another area as
well, called the corpus spongenosum.Additionally, he had Additionally he had sustained
a partial tear in his urethra ohGod damn. Penis fracture is usually considered

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an uncommon condition, but nobody knowshow often it really occurs because many men
are too embarrassed to seek medical treatmentfor it. However, cases of penis
fract sure are rising, according tostatistics revealed a thirty eight percent increase in
the condition from twenty fourteen to twentytwenty UM. The growth and penile breakage
maybe due to an increase and theuse of erectile dysfunction drugs such as viagra,

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or the viewing of peni I shouldsay, the viewing of online pornography
that encourages unusual sexual positions. Penisbreakage usually occurs during sexual intercourse, thank
you. It has also occurred duringenergetic masturbation. Also, it's happened when

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someone rolled over in bed Jesus ChristGod relaxed Linda Blair or banging or by
banging an erect penis into a dooror wallon. The Brazilian study also revealed

(25:59):
that the risky is sex position forpenis fracture is I gotta think missionary,
gotta be girl on top. Thegirl on top, that's exactly right,
the most dangerous position, followed bydoggie style. Uh. The penis can
also be fractured by practicing to quindonmakes By the way, the reason why

(26:21):
I guess that does it makes sensebecause if she's on top, you have
minimal control over where it's going,right. She is essentially she's controlling it
right, So it might be like, hey, what are you doing?
And then it's like, son ofa bitch, I told you to follow
my lead. Yes, son ofa bitch. Now I gotta now embarrassed.
I'm probably not going to report this. I got Tunica Canjenosa or whatever

(26:48):
called son of a bitch. Youjust wait, I'm not done yet.
The reason I brought this story upand I did it on the after party.
The penis can also be fractured bypracticing to quindon, a Kurdish word
meaning to click. To condon involvesbending the top of it an erect penis
while holding the lower shaft in placeuntil a click is heard. Click.

(27:14):
A fracture penis is usually accompanied bya snapping, bleeding, an immediate loss
of erection, and a sharp pain. Uh. The injured penis, looking
swollen and purple with a severe bruise, may be referred to as having eggplant
deformity. There you go, Well, I'm straight now, so your penis
isn't quick clicking? Uh? Doctorsthe click doctor's one that a penis fracture

(27:45):
isn't something to ignore, zach asit can lead to erectile dysfunction, difficulty
urinating. Hey, hey, I'mthe dude standing beside you at the jurnal.
Get it out of here, um, painting the penis with erections and
penile plow which is something you neverwant to earn. Like most men who
seek treatment for penis fracture, thepatient from Tangania promptly had penis surgery.

(28:10):
Within three days. He was dischargedfrom the hospital and a catheter in his
zurath was finally removed twenty one dayslater. There you go that happened to
a buddy of mine. Really,he was in Mexico with his I think
his girlfriend at the time, andit came out, went back in and
it hit her pelt or her buttbone, yeah, and just smack.

(28:33):
And he sat in like a Ithink it was a hospital in Mexico somewhere
for three hours in his sack waslike yeah, he said, it was
horrible, horrible. I mean,even when you don't break it and that
happens, it's one of the worstfeelings ever unless you're into it. Yeah.

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