You Know Who Is Really Good at Darts?

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remember the concert you played when yourball was hanging out but you didn't know
it? Yeah? For sure?Was the Narsty Theater did you know it?
Well? Did you What point inthe night did somebody tell you your
ball was out? Dude? Andgave the night? I promise you this

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is how it exactly how it happened. Um. I put my foot up
on the stage monitor, and thereason I didn't have underwear on was because
my pants were too tight. Butat the time I was fitter than I
am now, so I didn't mindthat. You know that the pants were
tight. Um, So I putmy leg up and that's when it ripped,
which was the very first song ofthe night. But I had no

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idea, um, and apparently therip kept getting bigger, and I didn't
know until people in the front rowwere motioning at it to show me that
it that it was hanging out.I had no idea. So that was
about by the time it was fullyout. When the when the lady took
the picture of my left testicle,that was about the fifth song. See

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that's even better than you finding itout at the end of the night,
because you having a ball out formost of a show. Is how I
felt about us fucking up Ryan Rice'sname last year. I thought we want
killing it, Like, yeah,we're doing really good it's it's smooth.
We're nailing it. We're not stuttering, we we're not fucking up any of
these bits. We got it.Someone told us that that was his name.
Somebody told us that was It hasto be right, because I don't

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know, because ay, and thisis not ripping anybody, but there were
a couple of guys there that arefringe players who were doing a very nice
thing that may not make the roster. Stop there for a second, just
just and maybe Zach heard this,but hockey, this is, this is
I don't want to throw anybody underthe bush. But there were a couple
of players on the team I hadnever heard of, right, so that's

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a little nice. How do yousay this guy's name? Right? I
don't know if he's a practice squadguy. I don't know who this is,
but so much so that a currentplayer on the team. We asked.
When I'm like, Hey, what'sthis guy's name, he goes,
I don't know, yeah, Andthen then I at one point I showed
him the name and I'm like,how do you say this? He goes,
that's a guy on our team.So even if I showed so other

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players a couple of times were like, I don't even know who that is
is. Ryan Wright is not oneof them. I know Ryan, yes,
right, but somebody like Sau saidsomebody, I don't know how it
got in our head that it wasNate, but then we never heard it
in our heads that it was wrong, and we just kept fucking saying it.
It felt so bad. I feltlike my ball was out of a

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hour and a half concert completely.Nobody told me that my balls out until
song twelve, Yeah you asked,I felt so multiple questions. Corey and
you were on top of it,and you at one point go who is
that? And someone said that's Nate, right, do you know who is?

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Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, and so and
the other reason why this is theother reason that we got unlucky is Ryan
Wright's dugout was the opposite one,right, So again, like we're trying
to look across the field, likeall right, who's up next, because
there's no batting order, it's like, yeah, right next, So like
sometimes you can't tell, and acouple of them have the same hat on,

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and it was like yeah, soyeah, if he had been in
our dugout right behind us, becausewe were on the offense side of the
dug out, not the defense andspecial teams. Then we would have been
like, oh, it's it's Ryanwrites up nice, it's a punter.
But for whatever reason, when wewere asking for help, I can't see
who is that? Who's up next? Maybe that's what happened. Again,
you sound more convinced than I dothat that's what happened, because I don't

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remember what happened, So I can'tbelieve we didn't catch it. Man,
I felt so bad again, Butwhat is it about special teamers? DePaul
is the nicest guy ever. GregJoseph, great dude. Yeah, And
when Ryan started walking over to hislast night, I'm like, oh,
son of a bitch, and hecouldn't have been nice. I'm so glad
he couldn't have been nice. Ithought it was super funny. I felt
so I feel so bad. Hegoes, Oh, I don't give a
shit, it's the who cares?It's funny again. I loved that.

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Kirk was like, keep doing it, yeah, keep calling him that.
I know that I'm fucking up.I'm definitely gonna go, But you gotta
believe there's twenty eight out of thirtytwo starting NFL quarterbacks who probably have never
even spoken to the p let alone, have the kind of relationship with their
punter where they could make jokes withhim and goop with him and stuff like
that. I'm telling you, weare lucky to have that dude. Man,

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Yeah, we're lucky to have himas our quarterback. We really are.
I'm not saying this, but likethey legitimately like one another, like
the you and this probably wouldn't bethe same way three or four years ago.
They are happy to be around eachother. They all get along,
and they all raz each other.They get real competitive. T J.
Hawkinson was super competitive about the aboutthe play a little bit right. He

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rocked a couple of and made asweet catches. But crowd loved. They
loved him, and kJ they loved. But it was just they all legitimately
like each other and none of themhave to go to that. Yeah,
but the starting offensive line was there. Brian O'Neill showed up even though he
wasn't playing, and he sat nextto Corey and I most of the time.

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Big dude, Ye, he wasthere. Man, Can you text
me who who told us the name? Because I don't remember who did that.
I can't wait to find out whomay have put it in our heads
and then just us didn't again stillultimately our fault for not catching it,
because I just I don't know whywe didn't hear ourselves saying incorrectly. But

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now we got to get Ryan onthe show and to policy though that's a
year in the making. Those guysin the play initials. That'd be fun.
I bet they'd both probably do reallywell. Yeah he's texting right now.
Name, got it? Got it? Got it? Was it?
Really okay? Got it? Butif that makes sense. But because I

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specifically remember we were like going throughit. We were writing stuff down and
trying to keep track of a bunchof things because there it wasn't the same
group that was their last year,where there was like eight people. We
were like the only ones they're pumpingup the crowd whatever, which was fine,
but we were doing like eight thingsand I you were somebody got to
the point and you were like,and that is and they that person said

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Nate right, because that's where Igot it. Because I because then there
were a couple of times I'm like, yeah, that's okay, Nate right
fourteen all right, he must belike, yeah, I don't know,
a defensive end or something. Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay,
or it's an undrafted free agent.I'm like, yeah, Nate Right makes

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sense. Yeah, it almost sucksthat Ryan Right is a super nice guy.
How great would it have been forthe show if after the game he
just came up to us and motherfuckedus, like, hey, assholes,
right, Like like I'm the punand you had everybody else's game, right,
but fuck you man like as andyou didn't correct at once, Like
that would have been better for theshow if Ryan Wright had a just a

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blood feud with the two of usfor the rest of the time. But
he was like the exact opposite,And I was in some ways disappointed that
he was so nice. Like ifyou would have thrown a punch, yeah,
and I could have sued Ryan Wright, that would have been great.
That'd be great. Your pussy asswould have fall into the ground. So

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I think any of us would myhead small. He might have missed mine,
Yeah, mine, he would haveseen he stand on the other side
of the dugout. Yeah, theywere all great. It's a super fun
event. Harrison Smith thank Corey andI multiple times. He's very nice.
Yeah, Zach literally stared at oneplayer the entire time. But we'll talk
about that, Zach or not.No, no, But here's the thing

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those okay, uh, I admirethat about you because you know you just
you're you, man. You don'tchange who you are. That's but you.
I've never seen you augle somebody likeI did last night, right,
Ryan, Right, I was prettytired, which is fine though, control

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of me, because I mean ifthere was, I mean, yeah,
yeah, um well that was funnight though. I mean that whole thing
is really really cool that the fansthey turned up. I mean, it's
a tough night to go out.Wednesday nights turned the easiest to make play
when somebody, I forgot who itwas, somebody yesterday said I'd expect every

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Vikings fan to come out to thisbecause you see them not doing football and
like it's also, by the way, I kind of like that world class,
world class athletes suck at something.Yeah, there were three or four
players just swinging and missing like wewould right, Like just man that really

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Andrew Booth by a catch made thecatch at the wall and has so much
athletic ability and like one step hotthe fence, but one of those moments.
It was an unbelievable slash play.But but that's one of those plays
where if he has to jump overthat fence and then breaks his arm,
yeah, that's the last year ofthe softball to correct. So that was

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my first thought. Crazy because itwas an awesome defensive play, super dramatic.
I'm going that this is like thatRobert Edwards from the Bowl twenty years
ago, and you call it offone of the last one one of the
players when they did that bouncy thing, I'm like, oh, I mean
they all play. Or even howabout when cam buying him ripped a single

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and he's wearing sandals and socks andI'm like, he's sprinting down first base,
he slips in falls because he's runningin sandals. Yeah, this they're
calling this thing off in the secondinning, and they called off all the
games because they're like, yeah,somebody about But how about even like Kirk
Cousins was playing right fielding like thefourth and fifth inning and the ball got
hit to him and he caught it, but everybody's like on edge, going

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don't run, Kirk, don't run, don't run, don't run. Routine
flyball was enough for me to puckerup a bit. Don't don't, don't
make any effort. Letter ball,somebody gets hurt in the first inning.
It's over. Yeah, it's over. Yeah. Yeah, that that boothcatch
would have been one of those KevinO'Connell moments. What the fuck are you
doing there? Who cares? Butthey're super competitive about it, man,

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because they care. Yeah. Andand not only did we see world class
athletes swinging and missing, we alsosaw about four linemen drop pop ups.
Yes, and you can tell themlike god, but they could eat a
softball. Yeah, they're so manly. But they dropped a pot up and
they wanted to kill themselves. There'sa couple of defensive linemen in the offensive

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line had a field day with it. Oh what the fuck? Like so
much easy? Yeah? Yeah thewhole time. Yeah, we were when
we had the guys from the wildend. That was yesterday, right,
yeah, yeah, it was yesterday, yeah, right right. We were
talking about how Mike MacDonough is playingin that All Star Game, and I

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asked Parrish about him, and hesaid, he probably hasn't skated in ten
years, and he'll come out andhe'll be better than everybody on the ice.
He said, he's just like that. He's better at everything than everybody
else, all the time, nomatter what. And I looked at Mark
and I go, you know,that's how you are with us mortals.
Ye, you're better at everything thanwhere if if I could, you know,

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have raced bicycle motorcross for ten yearsand be at the top of my
game, you could get on abicycle, take the training wheels off and
blow my doors off. That's andthat's how Mike Madonna is to pro athletes.
He's Parish is fantastic at golf,Yeah, ping pong, yeah,
pool, Uh, it's shuffleboard atmy house. He gets very He's not
even mean about but you can tellthat the fact that he's not elite is

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like really bothers him. Not ina dickway. He's never rude. It's
almost like internal pressure, like he'slike, God, why am I not
like Mark? You're pretty good atthis. But the fact that he doesn't
dominate drives them nuts. You.I think you have to have that in
you to get to where Mark got. Yeah, but that's why we said
though, if we ever do apowership bar Olympics, Parish is the massive
favorite. Yeah, because he's goodat all of those things. He's every

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single one of those things. You'rebowling, probably throwing darts. Darts is
fun, man. Again, thatwas fine. I thought you had one,
didn't You had one for the longesttime, and uh then it kind
of stopped working, right, SoI sold it to Pat who was getting
married to Suzanne on Satdy Congratulations bythe way, um and he fixed it
up. Now it looks like abrand new dart machine. It was like

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it was a real one yet rememberthat, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you prefer cricket or three o oneor what do you resin? It was
really good at darts, my buddy. You gotta give us a chance to
guess, all right, I wouldhave definitely guessed. Luke thought Ryan Wright
teams your your elbow ever gets soreafter playing darts for a while. I

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don't think I've ever played long enoughfrom my elbow to get yeah, well
not my not my elbows. Butlike I like a muscle that's like way
too weak and here, Tommy,you may beat off to him, but
I think it would have thought thatwould help build the muscle. Every time
I played dart tickets, I loveplaying it. It just gets sore.
Yeah, do you play at duh? Yeah? Do you I have

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before? That's some birthdays we didn'tget to today on the show, and
a couple of them have something todo with the show. We'll start at
number one. Who's fifty years oldtoday? Heidi Klum? Oh, Heidi
Klum, fifty years old. Wow. Again, we've told the story.
It's the story's old as time onthe Patrick. But I'll never forget her
in that little baseball cap, danceinto that James Brown song in that chair

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in that studio, and then well, so I'll never forget it because I
remember I played the song coming Backfrom Break and I played the look by
Rock sept Can you go? Whatare you doing? I'm like, you
know, because she's like pretty orwhatever. And then she said she liked
James Brown. Yeah, so youflipped it to James Brown and she just
started grooving. You started grooving.Look at her. That's fifty years old,
look at her. Yeah. Andshe had almost no makeup on.

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She was in town for some Mallof America Rotunda, Victoria's Secret Show or
something, I don't remember what itwas. Look at that and almost no
makeup on, and she stopped time. She right, sweedish, is that
right? I believe she had acute accent too. She's I bet she's
she's just I bet she's a onehundred millionaire probably more n right when you

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saw that she's multi multi millionaire.Yeah, I think probably she's a unicorn,
like you get something, you know, I've only I've only been around
a handful of people in my lifethat do that where you just when when
Heidi Klum walked in the room,even if she wasn't famous, you'd have
been like what what? Yeah?What? Yah? Yeah, not even
in a creepy where you're just likejeez, And yeah, she definitely was

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in that group where it just didn'tseem fairer, it didn't seem real.
Yeah, stunning is the only wordum today. So that's a obviously pertains
to the show for obvious reasons.Um. This guy pertains the show because
as Sassy's preoccupation with serial killers.Today's the seventieth birthday of David Son of
Sam Berkowitz. Happy birthday, Berkowitz'sWe're Still Alive. Yeah, I didn't

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know. Was it a docu mentothat came out a year or two ago
on the Sun of Sam thing onNetflix. There's a lot of now whatever,
he there's he's a lot of reasonto believe that he wasn't the only
one involved, and it goes it. The documentary is very good because it
goes to like, isn't it Northor South Dakota? The Dakotas where there's

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someone connects to it. There's likea cult connection yea, and that they
used him. Yeah, he's uhwhat did he do? He shotix people,
allegedly shot people in cars in themidsembles in New York, received six
life sentences for killing six people.Yeah. Uh. He is currently at
the Sullivan Correctional Facility in Fallsburg,New York, at the age of seventy.

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Yeah, but he he is saidin multiple and whatever, he's nuts.
But he's said in multiple interviews thathe is not the only one involved.
And there's a tape somewhere that willthat people have hidden. There was
like a director in Hollywood who hada fascination for snuff film. It's connected
to it. It's a fucked upscenario. But yeah, that the dog

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made him do it. Yeah hesaid that. Yeah, wasn't that him?
He wasn't the Yeah, yeah,yeah, right. I mean he
did something, but there there's likea cult connection in like the back of
the apartment building. He was livingat the back door and all the stuff.
Yeah I remember, yeah, yeah, Hawk loves and we do this.
But let's just do this quickly.The George Carlin bit about how people
always have have them voices in theirheads tell them to do terrible things.

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How come a guy he never hearsa voice that says, go take a
ship down the right right, takeyour money, take your dike out on
the ferris wale around, or it'sabout or it's been about. It's the
quiet one. You gotta watch I'lllet you ten times out of ten that
if you're sitting in a barn,there's a guy over in the corner,

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not bother anybody, and a guywalks him on the ship he goes,
I'll kill the next motherfucker comes inhere. Who are you gonna watch?
That? Bit's fucking brilliant, funny. Yeah, actually it's funny. That's
really good. It's the quiet ones. What I love about the go take
a shit, is I don't I'mnot at the age where I don't remember
Wendy's salad. Yeah, well,yeah, I do. Yeah, I

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just don't remember. And of courseI never got the salad. Remember walking
by him to get my fifth cheese? Oh I love chili, right.
The only time I've ever gotten foodpoisoning was Wendy's Chili really yeah yeah yeah,
But everything else at Wendy's whale Manand the chili whales too. And

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when when it doesn't give you foodthe ship. Um. So we're doing
the show right now. It's anall request show at the Chanhass and Dinner
Theater. It's tonight. That's notwhy I'm telling you this, but it's
tonight. I think we go onat eight, but we play there tonight
and tomorrow, then we go toSaint claud anyway, Um, it's an
all request show and so people wereable to go on Fabulous Summer Dillos dot

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Com and request songs they want tohear us play. So we're playing these
just epics I sing. I thinkI seen nineteen songs in this show.
It's a it's a lot, andwe do like bohem Rapsody Rhapsody without any
tracks. By the way, itworked out well. We do Paradise by
the Dashboard Lights, we do Rosalita, all these seven eight minute songs anything

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uh semi modern or no? Wellthat yeah, so that's the reason I
bring it up. We also umHeidi sings um um Atlantis Morset, who's
forty nine today, by the way, Happy birthday, Alanis. I want
you to know. Did you know? And this is um um. Patrick
Thorne, the trumpet player, toldme this that that line, um,
I hate to bug you in themiddle of dinner. Um. Bob Saggett

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told somebody in an interview that hewas at the dinner when she called Dave
Coolier. Yeah, and that's whatthat line is about, about her calling
him during that dinner, And BobSaget said he was at the table when
she called. It was a veryuncomfortable run. Yeah, well that you
ought to know? Or what's her? What's the It's like, you're so

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vain, like she's never said whoit's about? Right, but everybody don't
is sorry, I'm not sup.Everybody thinks. Everybody thinks, and you're
so vain about Warren what everybody thinks? Doesn't he have a monster crank?
That's again, Zach google it ornot. I'm gonna have to just take
it as hearsay. Well, Iwouldn't do that if it's oh, yep,

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he does the pictures of it good? Were you asleep? Remember when
that's when you're gonna do it alittle bit. You're gonna or Beatie,
You're Warren. Goddamn Zach. Howwould you describe yourself when you look at
that, gentleman, Warren Beaty,brilliant. See that's funnier. Um.

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Morgan Freeman is eighty six today?Your Morgan Freeman impression outstanding? It's outstanding.
I love when you do, dude, when you remember that was like
your closer and your stand up atremember in blood, sweat and tears or
whatever it's called flops and tears.Do your Morgan Freeman the only impression I
do? Well? As Lars doit again, I gotta hear it again,

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hawk, How does he talk?Well? Yeah, well, you
know yeah, he says, that'sBabba booe. I'm in the spand it's
called Metallica. Pretty goods. That'spretty good. I hate Napster. Okay,
now do your Morgan. I don'thave uh. I didn't know where

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the nickname came from. I learnedthat you don't. I know, I
don't know. I didn't know beforeyeah, it's a very namous. It's
because he Yeah, it's all overYouTube, it's gotten like tens. But
he was early in the show,correct, remember started making money. Yeah,
he started collecting comic what are theskills or yeah, like frame thing

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the um what the hell is itcalled? Cells? Yeah? Yeah,
the cell but real confidence booster.When there's four of us in this room
and one of us asleep because remember, but he means Baba Louie and he
says and naturally they fucking buried.But he didn't just speak, he thought

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that, and then the rest Iheard when the rest of the cruise like,
why are you seeing Baba bo andErie is convinced that's what it is,
and the rest of them are tellinghim, no, it's Baba Louie,
dude, the one that you thisthing that you want so badly you
don't have the name, right,Yeah, and then he's he kept saying
it, Baba Baba boy. SoI didn't even know that that sound bite

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was Gary saying it. I didn'tknow that either. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. The best is they haveevery once in a while on Howard one
on one when they go in betweenbits or like they transition from one bit
to the other. They just playBaba Boi covers or them are very brilliant,
remember, very good. I thinkI really both um. So I

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got hired in ninety seven, um, but that was ninety seven, ninety
eight and ninety at the very beginningof ninety nine. I think those were
the for me, the best yearsof Howard because they were still into restaural
radio. Um. But they hadto be funny without the curse words.

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And Jackie the joke Man was stillon there. But you had everybody,
man, you had the whole originalwhack pack was on there. Ye what
was the guy Dwarf was the stutterJohn? Ye? I mean those guys,
they were some real hatred between hereand Gary. I just h yeah,

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yeah, yeah, I just Ilove Jackie the joke Man man because
he he would laugh, but youknew when it was his joke, because
he laughed so hard that it waslike it was a tell, Like that
was if he laughed really really hard, it was something he had written and
slid over to Howard Man, thatwas what a good show, What a
good show? That way, It'sstill good, but for different reasons.
Now, yeah, you you boardopped that basically, right, yeah,

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So, so I'll just tell everybodyreal quick in case I don't. So
the show would come in live andI would record it and then run it
an hour later, and so Iwould have to cut out their commercials and
put in our commercials. So Ihad to listen to the entire thing,
but I also had to edit anythingthat, in Minneapolis's opinion, would be
too dirty for air here. SoI had to listen to the entire show

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and take out anything that I thoughtmight be controversial, and also take out
the spots, and then run itback again an hour later on a different
computer. Were you part of itwhen the Bernard Howard stea, Yeah for
sure. In fact, I wasone of the people with um, what
the hell was the guy's name?It was a really weird no I Cabby

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came in at the very end there, because I think he got to let
go by ninety three X or somethinglike that, or he left ninety three
X and went there for just asmidge, But he wasn't with him for
very long. But there was aweird guy who always went and protested in
any market, and he came hereand we went to a Tom Bernard bid
was it? Man cow? No, it wasn't another radio guy. It
was just okay anyway. But sowe went to m Saint Paul to some

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event Bernard was doing and just heckledthe hell out of him. Um.
So yeah, I was a partof all that. And and you know,
Tom did the right thing. Heignored it. I never mentioned Howard
Stern's name. Didn't change the thing. It's the only market it didn't work
in, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, worked in every other and
he and you know, say itdidn't work was crazy because I think it
was number two and you know,took a piece of Bernard, but um,

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we were painting him at the atthe time, so much money that
he had to win in order forit to work. Yeah wow yeah,
and he he would get paid individuallyby each market. Yep. Cheese yea,
yeah, I believe. I'm sureI'm wrong, but I think it
was reported that the number was sevenfifty a year or something like that.

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Must be rough. Yeah, Sowhen you cut the goat, when you
cut things, though, like howdid you like you had to obviously make
it sounds somewhat Oh yeah, youdon't have to cut it on the entire
segments. I would image for sure. Well, yeah, I mean I
I sometimes um and I got moreum lack of days ago with it at
first. But the guy who wasthe GM when we first signed on was
he the first two Howard Stern showsthat ever ran in the Twin Cities.

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He literally stood behind me over myshoulder and told me what I should cut,
really um, because he you know, that was his job. He
didn't want to violate the FCC laws. And and I cut quite a bit
um. And that was where Imade my bones, man, because I
was pretty good at editing stuff,especially on this Saw program. Do you
remember Saw? You guys remember that? Of course? Yeah, that was
that was my that was my thing. Man. I was really good at

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that and uh so, uh yeah. It was weird though, man,
I always found out to be avery strange thing that they just gave me
the reins to choose what I editedout of one of the greatest radio shows
in the history of radio. Icould edit whatever, like I had any
idea what was good and bad.And it's in a lot of ways it's
insulting to think that like Minneapolis can'thandle what the rest of the country can,

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right for sure, that they castLook, we're a little softer here,
so get rid of the bad stuff. It's like, we can handle
it, adults. You're exactly right. And obviously I didn't complain like I
would have today, but I didn'tthink it was even at the time.
I even thought it was odd,like why and I had only been here,
Say this was ninety seven, soI've only been here three years,
and I was like, what's wrongwith Minneapolis that they can't handle this stuff?

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You know? And you wonder ifHoward had ever found out that that
was part of it, like,wait a minute, I'm in Minneapolis,
but they're not getting the true show. But he used to get calls from
people saying, hey, they're editingyour show in Minneapolis. I'd belious.
Yeah, oh yeah, he wouldget especially by the way, if you're
if you're losing a Bernard and you'renot used to losing, yeah, and
then you're hearing that kind of shit, you'd be like, well, we're
not we're not getting full representation here. And then somebody finds out, well,

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yeah, Chris Hockey's editing and allthe good stuff out of your show,
and Howard goes fire that motherfu.Yeah for sure. Now I'm sure
he would if I'm sure he would, and he did a race out with
Andy bloomult No, for sure,he raised out with Andy Bloom. I
remember Andy a couple of times beingcalled to the carpet, having to call
in and answer the question about whyhe was being edited in our market.
But yeah, but they sent meto the to his birthday party. And

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that's again, one of the coolestthings ever. I just happened to go
to Howard's birthday party when David Bowiewas the surprise guest, and it was
a it was a little tiny umI'm you know, I can't even think
of a small sized theater. Itwasn't as big as the Northrop. And
I was standing there, you know, with with all the wack packet everybody,

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and they announced that we have ourspecial guest, and outwalked fucking David
Bowie and he played about four songsand I was like, I can't believe
this is the craziest thing ever.Yeah. I learned a lot, man,
I did. I learned a lotabout how to do in radio from
that show. I wish I couldapply it. Well, that's mostly on

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us, all right, I'll afterparty. Thanks again. If you're listening
to this on Thursday, June firstinitials tomorrow. That's gonna be fun.
Carly's playing for the first time ina long time. That'd be cool to
see her again. We saw herlast week, but it'd be cool to
see her and I guess that'll doit. I can ask you one question
real quick. Go, I'm wanta prediction from you. Guys. Are
we gonna get talked to it allabout this morning? Do you think when
we leave this stick? Because I'mgonna go down to take a poop and

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then I'm dask in the area.I find that the best way to handle
this most I don't know if findyou. I just walked down there just
to see what they say. Yeah, Because I mean, obviously I was
the biggest offender this morning. Buteven that said, I did what they
told me to do. Yeah,yeah, I would be. I'm super
curious to hear the response. Yeah, me too, me too. I

(29:47):
don't know. Maybe we should justdo laps until something happens. How long
can you hold this one in?Yeah? Can we do four laps and
to see if we get stopped?Well, it might be perfect to keep
it in in case they do getmad at me, because I'll just leave
a fog gurgles. I'm gonna shiton the Wendy's us that one. Yeah,

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that's the last thing he ever did, is he shit on the desk.
It would be classic, though,I'd be even remembered forever. Well,
didn't they fired him? He shiton the desk and left it.
Didn't fucking Morris's dog shit here onceand he left it. He put it
in the trash can Bloomington. Thatwas here, wasn't it. I don't
know. It seems that in mymemory seems like it was here. I
feel like he maybe it was both. He probably didn't even remember it was
a ross sailer and he's shit.No, no, I'm sorry. It

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could be wrong. He may haveput the ship in the in the lunch
room trash bag because he put hisdirty diaper in the studio trash that he
pe in after the show. Wasclassic. Man, God damn was he
funny? God yeah, God damnman, He's one of the funniest people
ever, no doubt about it.All Right, thanks everybody, Thank you having poker