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got one point. Randy, youwere shut up. But this is redemption.
It's time. It's your time toredeem yourself. We'll see. Let's
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Did you hockey? Do you likeMark Parrish? I love Mark Parris?
Mark you very much? All right, Keith from Saint Cloud. You
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Give it to Keith and sant Cloudhas a shot at sixty two thousand,
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he alive for sixty two thousand,five one hundred dollar? You sorry,
Keith, la? Yeah, herewe go, all right? Best out
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of twelve all time record is ninefell out your name? Remember your name
is your buzzer. You gotta pronouncethe answer correctly. If you ring in
and get it wrong, you're outfor only that item everybody ready right inventials
for game five ten, the letterS and then the letter F, s
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F, the letter S and thenthe letter People places things, phrases.
It can be anything. Here wego Jason Score, Randy Score, Mark
Parrish, Chris Hockey, Marnie GelnerHi. Item number one of s F.
Clue number one often features many colors. Clue number two our rectangular mark,
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Mark state flag, what wow,state my flag? It was the
mark. Only thing that popped intomy head when you said SF. The
first thing you thought of was stateflag. It's not even a phrase people
use. They check out that stateflag over there. No one ever specifies
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you would say, Mark, Ohmy god, that's that was fantastic,
all right? Mark Perish on theboard with one. Here's number two of
SF Clue number one. The secondword is often skipped without changing the meaning.
Clue number two often connected to emergingtalent. I mean I have something
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that I'm not allowed to say onthe radio. Clue number three, known
for its length, also something.Clue number four, often showcased at festivals.
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Clue number five. These are sometimesgiven awards. H Fine Clue Clue
number six the standard definition of thesesays that these have a forty minute runtime
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or less money. Marty, shortfilm. That's right, are short film,
by the way, marns mars shorts. Mars, Oh, Marnie great
jub have state flag pop into hishead. Yeah, unbelievable. It didn't
have short film, all right,Marty has one Parish has won ten items
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to go. Here's number three.Here are the best f Clue number one
over four hundred years old. Cluenumber two has connections to artists Georgia O'Keefe
and the Georgie I got, Jason, Jason Santa Fe j on the board.
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Did you know Georgia O'Keefe had aconnection to Santa Fe? You just
spent time. Well, we shota movie there. We shot uh wild
Dogs. We were in the moviewild and we were in the Thanks and
so, and we spent a lotof time there. And I know Georgia
O'Keefe and I got it. Idon't know what to yell. I don't
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know what I say. Jason,Sometimes you don't have to say you're right
now. John Travolta is a goodguy. Please, yes, yes he
is. He actually very like socool to the point, so so Martin
Lawrence was in the movie and hebrought his daughter to set and she's sitting
like in video village, just hangingout, which is like where the director
the producers are sitting and monitors areset up, and we're sitting there because
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we're not in the scene, butwe're in like the next scene, the
next setup of the coverage. Andwe're sitting there and they're like three rows
in front of us in these director'schairs. And Martin Lawrence says to John
with introduces John, do this doit? Just do for my daughter,
and we're like, what is thisseemed to do? And John Travolta,
in full singing voice, like full, full full voice, sings, I
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got chilled the multiplying and we're like, wait, he goes all the way
through electrifive. He did that alsoin front of Marissitoma a war like Academy
Award winner Marisa Tomay and I heardher squeal like a ste and he did
it. He like he did it, Tulli did it. I'm like,
that's a good guy. Glad youasked Jason on the board. So Jason
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Scalara has one, Parish has won, Marty has one. Three is number
four of s F clue number one. In a literal sense, this could
be a safety hazard. Clue numbertwo involves limited tolerance. Clue number three.
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A person can have one of thesehawk yep, short diffuse, that's
all. That's good, good,put it together all right? Four way
time we left out. It's everybodybut you so much. I do.
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But I mean, this is whereI expected to be. This is where
you know. I'm going to giveall the glory to God. By the
way, can we stop giving allthe glory to God? Like I heard
Page Becker's after the thing, Iwas like, you had such a great
game, so I got to giveten percent to God and give eighty to
your parents. Sublimate a thousand miles. We're not saying, don't believe younger
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sister had to come to all yourdumb games. Give her some of the
glory, the glory to her.Give her seventeen percent of the glory.
God will be fine with eight percent. I want to give all the glory
wavy four way time, Jason,Mark Hawk and Marnie. Here's number five
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of s F clue number one.The second word is a shortened version of
a longer word that starts with theletter I. Jesus, here's what I
don't almost ever repeat clues. Youwant me to go through that second?
I want number one. The secondword is a shortened version of a longer
word that starts with the letter I. Clue number two. One of the
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words is an animal. Clue numberthree. Although rare people can have this,
Clue number four, this can leadto death and then potentially have an
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impact on an entire industry. Cluenumber five within a specific population, this
is transmitted I think say your name? Anybody want otherwise? Final clue Clue
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number six. This is a severerespiratory illness spread by pigs. Jason,
Jason dang it or swine flew.Jason takes the lead. Go yeah,
I couldn't get all right, Jason. Half of my DNA I had the
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influenza. Randy Brandon, I camefrom the same egg. I just need
to say that eighty percent of theglory to your parents, right, he
swallowed all the intelligence. I giveall the glory to Paige Becker's god.
Jason has the lead. Jason hastwo, Parish has one, has one,
Martie has one. But they're stillseven to go. Lots of time
here's number six of s F.Clue number one is the second highest ranking.
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Clue number two this features numbers.Clue number three ken but doesn't have
to include a queen hawk hawk straightflush right boy, straight flushed nice.
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I'm really not playing well. Allright. We're at halftime, halfway through
the game. Jason and Chris havethe lead with two, Mark Parrish and
Marney Giler just a one battle withone. Randy yet to score with this
story, twenty of time, allkinds of time, all kinds of time.
Here is number seven of s F. Clue number one typically occurs once
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a year. Clue number two thisis last. Clue number three can provide
some level of closure. Clue numberfour this is part of a series Mark
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Mark season finale, a season finale, and we had three way time to
go season finale. All right,So Jason has two, Mark has two,
Chris has two. I'm leaving Mark, you're just one back. Randy.
You have five items to go,so you're still not mathematically here's number
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eight of s F. Clue numberone aids instability. Clue number two is
mostly triangular. Clue number three oftenappears dark gray in color. Clue number
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four These have been used in avery famous film franchise to incite hear.
Clue number five found on a backhuck yep, shark fin that's right,
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goods Corey good clues good. Chrisat his point number for Christ and Chris
boy Okay, that's nice, Okay, all right. Chris Hockey has three,
Jason Sclory has two, Our Parishhas two, Marnie has one.
But there are still four items ago. Everybody's stolen this. Here's number nine
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of s F. Clue number oneit can be connected to dignity or honor.
Clue number two involves a public perceptionor image. Clue number three is
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protecting yourself in a sense. Cluenumber four avoids a loss of respect.
Mark, I got it. Markwas first save I literally split second,
lay oh, I was close.Sorry, Okay, that was the first
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one I could have answered Mark andPattie answered it literally, I'm not saving
all right. You're not mathematically outthe Randy. If you get the last
three as a tiebreaker with three togo to disagree, Mark Parrish and Chris
Hockey, you have everyone. Jason, you're just one back. You're still
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in this Marning. You're not outof this yet either you have one as
well. Here is number ten ofa s F. Clue number one.
This can be one or two words. Clue number two Randy, go for
it, shoten Freud. Yes,isn't it greats? I felt watching down
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come up? Once I got there, I felt so good to watch you
go down like that. I gottatake a swim, all right, all
right, Randy's out for the restof number ten. Clue number two can
be deadly. Clue number three couldinvolve two people or many many more.
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Clue number four involves offensive and defensivemaneuvers. Clue number five A handful of
these occurred in nineteen eighty sevens yepsword fight. That's right, nice.
The rest of that is going tobe the Princess Brian sword fight is the
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right answer, and Chris takes thelead by all right. So here's the
old situation. Marnie and Randy.You are mathematically out. Can we still
absolutely keep playing? Though? Keepplaying? Chris. You have a one
point lead with two to go,so if you get any of the remaining
two year the winner marks you're justone back. Jason, you need both
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to tie and force a tiebreaker,but you're not out. Of this yet
either, So Chris going for thewin. Here's number eleven of s F.
Clue number one. This is aperson. Clue number two used to
maintain an appearance. Clue number threethey are only temporarily in one spot.
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Jason Jason, seat filler Jason Jason, and it's not a right. Guys,
comes down to this, Chris,if you get this right, you
win. If Mark Parrish gets thisright, we have a heads up tiebreaker
between Hawk and Parish. If Jasongets it right, we have a heads
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up tiebreaker between Hawk and Jason.Guys. If Randy or Marty gets this
right, then Chris wins as well. So three of them tech Chris cannot
Number twelve Chris going for the win. Jason and Mark going for the tie.
Here's number twelve. Final item ofs F. Clue number one often
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develops over time. Clue number two. It's commonly connected to athletes or athletic
activity. Clue number three involves discomfortor pain. Clue number four often connected
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to the lower body. Hawk Hawkfor the win, stress frax stress,
it was so close. I gavehim a scare. Parish, you gave
him a scare. But boy,Christopher hockey even wins game five times,
Chris, what happens now that you'vewon? Well, Radco, They've supported
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me through so many losses, andtoday I win radcoat dot com and Radco
through Monday ten percent off your orderand I get to use using promo code
initials, everything but toppers. There'slots of stuff of Radco. Thank you
Radco, and thank you very muchfor staying with me. Well done good.
I was on your brain. Iwas on spring something. Yeah,
you had one career point, whichwas tied for eighty fourth all time.
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Now you're up. Now you areup to four points. You're tied to
for fifty fourth all time. Dirtyspot hugely. I can't be for I
wasn't in there. San Francisco wasa small forward there on Marni's Small Foot.
That's a movie that shot. Itried to get special forces like there
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were friend, there's so many eighthStreet, Fair, State Farm, Farm.
What was the dirty ones you guyswere talking about? Oh, I
don't know what he can tonight beable to reveal it. All of our
dirty ones said that during them becausehis wife will be tired, it's when
to come to see his lifetalk youguys said that during short film, So
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I thought maybe one of you wasthinking snuff film when you were saying,
I don't know if I can saythat snuff film, you could. You
can say that's definitely could. Youjust can't show it right. More films
for tonight act sexual feeling, Idon't know. I don't know what I
sexual favor, Filthy Morning, filthy, strong feelings, slip fall, I
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mean, I don't know. Iwas trying to write a bus San Francisco
was one I had to while wegot a couple of seconds here and again,
thank you rayco dot comment. Welldone everybody. I had a listener
Andrew Wolf called in and wanted toknow about this American life story. Oh
yeah, so there is a crazystory from our lives where when we were
six weeks old, our mom tookus to the doctor and she had us
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dressed exactly alike because she shouldn't tellus part like we look back at pictures
of ourselves, were like, Ican't even I'm looking for some facial expression
or something I can't and if wecan't and it's us, then there's no
way she could. And the nursechanged our diapers without asking our mom,
and the only way she could tellus part was the color of our diaper
pins and put pampers on that wasa new diaper at the time. It
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was the beats By dre of babyundergarments and they were tapeovers. And she
handed our mom the pins in abag and said, I changed our diapers.
And my mom was like, whohad which pins? She couldn't remember,
and so our mom went into likea tizzy and couldn't really they guessed.
Our parents kind of guessed, andso for fifty years, and they
didn't go back to check because theythere's a million reasons why. And so
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for fifty years we kind of didn'tknow if we were who we were,
and we went on this like weirdidentity search to find out if we were
who we were. And then Iwas home like cleaning out our house.
You know, whenever time you atthis age, you go back to your
childhood house and your your mom's like, you gotta throw everything you got,
throw everything away in the garage andhe got another basement, go in your
closet. We threw away more stuffthan we had, Like, we threw
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away three lacrosse sticks. None ofus play lacrosse. I was like these
in our house. Whose are these? Right? So Mom, where should
I put my suitcase? She's like, throw them away? They're actually going
to my stuff for this. SoRandy found like a little momento from the
day we were born a footprint.It wasn't even an official thing, but
there were enough lines on there thatI literally called this American We called this
American life for like, do youwant to go on this journey with us
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to figure out if we are whowe are? And they did, so
there's like so that actually you askedus what we're working on. So we
wrote a whole show, like atwo man show kind of like you know
Neil Brennan's Blocks or all the micWe're Biglias shows, which is like a
Broadway style show about that, likethis idea that like we went on this
like crazy at a point in ourhistory when we are so identity focused.
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You gotta call me by my pronouns, get the rite this and that.
It's like more than ever we havetold like our kids like you're a unique
person and know who you are andwhatever that like, we went on this
quest to like find out who wewere as twins and what we wound up
finding out we found our humanity asparents, and we realized that as parents
that defines us more than a footprint. It's a it's a really cool show
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that and it's lots of a lotof the parenting stuff you'll see tonight at
Act ME. When you come orif you guys come over the weekend,
your fans come over the weekend,you'll see a lot of our parenting stuff
that's kind of woven throughout. Butthen there's this crazy we went on the
Mother of All identity sort of searchesand and it's it's just a really cool
idea. Is Cool've always wondered thatabout twins anyway? Because my name is
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Corey. I don't like the nameCorey necessarily. It's a very eighties dated
name. It's not like I hada twin brother and I'm like, I
wanted your your name's better than Like, did you guys when you guys were
growing up, did one of yougo like, well, Jason's a better
name than Randy? Is that partof the I don't think we did that.
We have such a weird relationship withbeing twins. It's like we don't
talk about it on stage. Aton our goal when we got into comedy
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wasn't to be the comedy twins.It was we want to be we love
comedy. We want to be avery funny comedy team. That happened.
We happen to be twins. Sowe don't talk about being twins a ton
on stage. You know, inwriting they always say show, don't tell.
That's sad. So that's the besttype of writing is to not spell
it out, but to show it. And so when you come see us
live, you see that our relationshipis a very symbiotic relationship that is a
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function of being twins and having grownup together and having shared experiences through our
lives. But we don't talk aboutbeing twins so much, so it's more
of a nuance. Do I wishI would have gotten three right in that
game? And I do? Ormaybe you did? Yeah, and you're
not who you think you? Lifecomes here some of this real quick,
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and I don't mean to bring theshow down, but this is something I've
always wondered. I had my twindieded at seven months and I lived.
Wow, if if I had diedand he had lived, would he be
sitting here? Probably not? Probably? Not right? Yeah, right?
Probably not. You went on yourpath, and that's the sliding door of
it all. Like you went onyour path and who knows where your twin
would have been. That's crazy.It's crazy. It's crazy to think of
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all that stuff. It causes youto think about. I'm sorry that that
happened, first of all, butyeah, but it is really fascinating.
Our lives are shaped by the experiencesthat make them up and how you choose
to interpret them and how and adifferent person would have had a different take
on that, maybe would have beenparalyzed by that through their entire lives.
And look at what a beautiful lifeyou made. Amazon. The question about
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back to the diaper changing or you'remight not being able to tell you apart,
neither one of you has a birthmark, none, none, neither,
there's none, so prove it.That's what Jason couldn't say on the air.
All right, you guys are thebest man. Thanks for coming out.
It's awesome. You guys are welcomeback anytime and again. If you
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want to see The Fellows tonight sevenand nine limited tickets tonight then limited tickets
is seven nine. There are ticketsand the nine pm Tomorrow night there are
tickets, but let's sell it outwith awesome fans, amazing fans. We'd
love that they would act me tonightand tomorrow, so go check them out.
Martins. We'll watch you on Valleytonight eight thirty pre game, eight
thirty pre game. Yeah, andthen Parish tomorrow with the Wild right tomorrow
both afternoon games. Not got you, Margs. You we're going to say
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something else. I'm going to sayI'll see the Sclar Brothers tomorrow afternoon.
We're throwing out the First Life.Yeah, get there, let's go.
That's awesome, all right, powertrip back to Sorry Monday at five thirty
again. Next week we'll be inVegas, Martins. We're gonna miss you
in Marky Mark next week in Vegas. It's sexy, guys, can't be
there, but we got Wednesday foryou. Looking forward to Wednesday's can hold
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on the Ford on Wednesday? Forsure? All right? That was the
Scholar Brothers nine to noon is next. We'll see you Monday. Everybody,
have a good weekend.