Victims of The Joneses

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We used to park in your car and talk about
the future. A gaping wound we ignored in need of
a suture because babies and breakfasts on a back deck
with a town green. Sobucolic was the dream We agreed
a small town where we'd frolic. We haven't picked out
the town. The sound of the nature we abhorded. The

(00:22):
Joneses defied nomenclature, but when push came to shove, the
shoving began a rousing chorus of You're not a man,
but I ad to the house on the street that
you chose. Suddenly you cared about the upturn of a
nose and the jones as they mattered even more than
the kids. Countless hours talking and dreaming, it all hit

(00:45):
the skids. You pedal infidelity as the cause, dojour because
that's more palatable than the truth. An epidemic for sure,