November 11, 2025 • 30 mins
Jenny tells us how to beat the daylight saving blues, we replace Thanksgiving meals with something new, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fade up.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, the first couple of times I heard that song,
I didn't like it. But now that I've heard it
a few dozen times, I really hate it. Now that's
a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke, that's a
d that's a DJ's joke, and I pull it out once.
I like that song. Yeah, that song slaps. I don't
know what it means the fate of Ophelia. It means
nothing to me. But that is one catchy song right there.
(00:26):
We might play that at Ukulele Club tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It sounds like.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
There's a little Ukulelean It probably is.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There may be so anyway, Ukulele Club tonight and is
a promotional tour for Ukulele Club. Bailey and I are
going to sing That's what makes You Beautiful on ukulelea
duet by One Direction.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, I'm ready? See is your first note? Ready?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And you can watch the Magic on Dave Ryan TV.
We're on YouTube every morning from seven until nine and
you can watch the Magic on four different cameras in color.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Watch me sweat hey right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Two three? Your insecure.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
I don't know what you're turning heads when you walk
through the door.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Don't need makeup to cover up Gave. The way that
you are is enough.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Everyone else in the room can see everyone else, but
you do, baby. You lie up my world like nobody else.
The way that you clip your hair gets me over well.
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard
to tell you. No, no, you don't know your dude
(01:33):
if oh.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The end, No, that's enough, that's enough. I don't think
we need to do anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Good you guys, Thank you, bravo.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cor No, no uncle, how much of that was Bailey
actually playing?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I was playing it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So long.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Okay, Well I'm not as good as Dave, so yeah,
I feel like Dave carry well. I usually do strum
down and Dave is going like up and down and
up and down, and I can't do that. I'm not
fast enough. So I just literally it's you, I mean,
sick cure, don't know what for damn minute, So.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I just do one. Fine, but you can do it,
you can you do it? You can't kulele, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And that's a three chord song.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If you know three simple basic chords, yes, you can
play thaosions of songs, including that one. So anyway, Ukulele
Club tonight. If you want to come, everybody's invited.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You do not.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We used to get forty fifty people at Ukulele Club
and then I think people were like, hmm, I don't know,
it's intimidating. It's not intimidating. We're the kindest. We judge
you when you go to the bathroom. So when you go,
can I use the bathroom, Dave, It's down the hall
by the door. When you walk out, I'll be like,
oh God, are they tone deaf?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
But when you're there, yeah, we're very supportive, super nice.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So Ukulele club, you're invited. You got a ukulele in
the closet. Maybe you played, but not in years. Bring
it out. Do something tonight rather than watch pluribus on
Apple TV. Okay, do something with your life. Well se
either tonight. Details online Dave ryanshow dot com, under the
daycam Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
Let's romanticize the five o'clock darkness that has approached our lives,
and I'm going to tell you how.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
These are just a couple quick tips for you.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
First off, layer you're lighting, think about like twink lights
and candles and lamps have multiple lights.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But warm light, not the big light. Okay, not a flow.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like a department store.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
All right, keep the kettle ready, hot tea super oatmeal.
Simple rituals that make the darkness feel softer and warm
you from the inside out. It's gonna help you winterize
your space. Swap out your linens, ad a heated blanket,
bring home fresh flowers to bring hints of life to
your place.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Is there place wayte or romanticize the five o'clock dark.
Find the light face us on every day to support
circadian rhythm and serotonin. Maybe hang some discs or sun
catches to make every hour of light feel a little
bit different. Another one is warm from the inside out.
So lean into cooked foods, morning sunlight, and waking gently
(04:11):
before dawn because science backed ways that the studies your
mood and maximizes the sunlight helps your you know, your.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Sarotone and all that coulds up.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
And the last one we'll go with is romanticize rest.
I feel like we're go go go in the summer.
We're like ready to party, ready to do everything, get
outside in the winter. Romanticize it. Pick a cozy hobby
or comfort series. It feels like a blanket for your brain.
You're not falling behind, you are recharged, hibernating.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, A cozy hobby is seriously like ukulele because you
can sit there and you can play and make music,
and there's something about that that's so good for your
heart and soul and your mental health. So when you
romanticize sleep, I look at the clock at six thirty
and I start counting down. It's like, okay, two and
a half hours to like, can reasonably go to bed.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Don't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Go to Trader Joe and buy yourself some flowers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Flowers bring some life into your house.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah, that's a smart one, because usually I look at
it six thirty and I go, it's pitch black midnight outside.
What if I laid down and just didn't get back
up until the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Morning, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Romanticizing candle. Susan got this awful pumpkin spice candle. And
then the things that sit in oil they look like
a stick or a wick. Yeah, and they and it
is the worst We've had arguments about this stank because
she loves the pumpkin spice stink that's emanating from the
laundry room and I'm like, it smells like somebody vomited
back here. She's like, that's pumpkin spice. I'm like, but
(05:38):
it smells terrible. It is nasty to me. Oh, and
I don't mind pumpkin spice. Too strong, this version, Jenny
is too strong and it's too chemically And I know
they're all artificial, but it's just the worst.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But you know what, you pick your battles.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I love a candle. I have so many candles
lit like every single day. And I have one of
those sunset lamps that you can like change the colors
so it can be like blue, it can be orange,
it could be purple, and then it like projects on
your wall to make it look like it's a sunset.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh it's so nice.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oy. Yeah, all right, thank you, Jenny. We'll be back
in a second. By the way, speaking of lights and darken,
northern lights are possibly visible tonight, Is that right.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I have an app called Aurora, and I've been getting
mess like notifications in the last few days. I think
it started like last Thursday. But up in the north
Shore area Duluth, they were getting a lot of northern
lights in the last I handfelve days.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, I've never seen them. I hope one day before
I die that I can see the northern lights. All right,
we'll be back in a second. Pick your ticket Tuesday
next chance to win a thirty five on KATIEWB.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Stay here to win.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know it's almost Thanksgiving. It is two weeks from
this Thursday. It's almost time to bust out butterball or
jello by Kate Rattit's yeah, either one of those, because
this is what we're thinking about Thanksgiving. And Susan, my wife,
she said, I don't even like Thanksgiving dinner. Like the meal.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm like, really why? I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I love it. Yeah, Turkey green bean cast a role.
I can do without the granberry sauce. Nobody ever touches
that kyles caanberry sauce. I love the rolls. I love
the of course, the mashed potatoes, the gravy and the stuffing.
You put gravy all over everything and what I wanted
every day. No is it my favorite meal of all time?
But no, it's a once a year kind of a thing,
(07:28):
so it's really good and I just love it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But then I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Remember I went to a girlfriend's house one time years ago,
back when I was like twenty five, and her family
had lasagna because they didn't really want to do Thanksgiving turkey.
And I'm like this, my pea brain, I never thought
that there could be other things besides Thanksgiving turkey. So
if you were going to change it, let's say you
(07:51):
had to, you have to change it to something. What
would you change Thanksgiving dinner too? I will go first, Okay,
surf and turf, So I would do like a steak
and a and a lobster tail. Crab legs better than
the lobster tail. Yeah, a lot of butter. Yeah, you know,
salty butter. So steak and crab legs.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
How different is surfing from like a seafood boil?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Food boil is quite a bit different because seafood is like,
I mean, that's like corn and potatoes and you pour
it out all over the table, and you know that's
a different one.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Can I choose seafood boil just because I've never had it?
So since it's the one time of year, I think
that's what I'd want to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, my daughter Beck lives in South Carot, North Carolina,
and they do that all the time. They go down
and dig crawfish out of the sand and then they
pour it in a big pot.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Really yeah, and seafood boil.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I know I want to go to one, so about
I keep seeing them on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So that's that's the talkback Tuesday. So for talkback Tuesday,
what would you choose for adulternative thinks Thanksgiving dinner rather
than turkey and stuffing taters?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What would you choose?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And you can choose anything, but you really shouldn't make
it like tacos.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, I mean you could.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You you can have tacos anytime. So Jenny, what are
you gonna change? Talkback Tuesday? Use the talkback feature and
we'll play yours back on the radio.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
I wasn't gonna pick tacos, but now I feel like
mine's not good enough.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I would go very Wisconsin with it.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
It would be brats, it would be cheese curds, and
dessert would be like a blizzard.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But love that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I love r don't think about healthy because you know what,
healthy does not come into this fantasy Thanksgiving dinner. Use
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and let us
know on talk Back Tuesday, do you want to play
Jello or do you want to play butterball? Which Bayley,
you're a fan of the show, you listen to the show.
Do you want to play Kate Radditt's version of Jello?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Or do you let's do let's do Gello? I feel
jello right now?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, let's do it in the meantime, use the talkback
feature and let us know what.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Would you change it to and throw in.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Your name and where you're from to like this is
Carla from Cottage Grove because we'd love to hear before
you're listening Jello on Katie.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wp jo.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Angreen beans, dinner rolls with lots of bird of mash,
potatoes and some turkey gravy over everything. Can I get
a glass of wine to help rush down all the stuffing? Jello?
(10:24):
And some bucket bags.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Sweet potatoes on the sand? Let me it, sadgin sp
keep the neck on Nobo. I scream, okay, what the hack?
Je goad? Yes, I like my turkey bags.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But thro the beans and you know when it's time to.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
The no no.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh, sorry about that, because somebody used to bring me
coffee here in a second, Kate rattit's just texted, oh
my god, tis the season she sings that song. She says,
I thought of you because John bought Starbucks coffee instead
of Cariboo, and I can't handle it very much. Remember
you also do not drink Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, I do not.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It is swill. It is undrinkable swill. Even stay if
you put a spoon in it. You can stand a
spoon straight up in Starbucks. Gross.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Shout out Cariboo. All right, let's do some talk back Tuesday.
What do you think that your Thanksgiving dinner should be
switched to? And I said, well, surf and turf, But
I still like Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
What about did you pick one?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Dailey?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I mean, I'm going to be super basic and just
say Ham. Every year I try to get my dad
to just pick ham, and he's like, what, I bought
thousand pound turkey for four of us. Great, Okay, good choice.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Boring.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Here's some talkbacks. I got a couple that said this.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my gosh, So if I had to switch up
Thanksgiving dinner, I'd smoke me some briskets, some barbecue ribs,
give me some khalsa on.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Beans and corn bread going and some bread pudding to
top it off at the end.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh, very nice, It's freaking amazing. It doesn't yes very good.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
He's another one. What would you change Thanksgiving to?
Speaker 10 (12:40):
My name is Sam from Bloomington, and I would change
it to pot roast because that is delicious.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't disagree, but pot roast is fairly common. We
all have it maybe once a month.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, I guess when I was growing up, pot roast
was like a special thing that we would, I don't know,
get like four times a year, so I feel like
that's special.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Still is another talk back.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
If I could trade out the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, I
would change it for a full on German dinner. The schnitzel,
the rue latten zalad, braten spiezel, German potato salad.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Give it all to me.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I love German food. A lot of people like God,
go to Germany and like, you know, bring something to
eat because the foods I love great sausages and spaetzel,
and yeah, the German potato salad.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
That different, but that's you're in a different country, so period,
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
The best German food in the world outside of Germany. Beagles,
kaiser Hoff and New Olm, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh yeah, that makes sense. New Olme is just like.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
A little a lot of Germans out there.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
So somebody texted they said they changed Thanksgiving to habachi.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's what I'm down for.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
You get the shrimp fried rice, you get the shrimpchack
steak combo the noodle.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you leave a talk back and let us know
what would you change Thanksgiving dinner too. We'll be back
in a second with a bear that a criminal bear
that the bear is doing some criminal not cocaine bear,
it is a real bear that is creating criminal mischief.
And we'll tell you about this bear coming up next
on kd w B. Those bears, they are a problem.
(14:24):
There was this one bear and he had a little
buddy and he was like walking around into like you
know parks, like like Jellystone Park, and he was stealing
you know, like tourists would come through with like food
and a picnic basket. Yeah, and he would steal it.
His name was I have it written down here, yeah, yogi.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh, and he would go hey, y boo boo yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And that was his accomplice.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
His name was Boo boo accomplice.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
His accomplice.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, and so then he'd be like, you try to
talk his way out of it, you know, because you
all see YouTube videos or Instagram videos of some idiot
getting pulled over and they try to reason with the cop.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's like, mister ranger, sir, And so you know.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Hey, boo boo, tell us the real We think we're
pretty funny, don't we.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We think we're pretty funny. Does anybody else think we're funny?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
No? No, I don't even know if Von knows what
we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
I think Von and I like stay out of the
times when you guys think you're being funny.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
Your little bits about Napoleon. Me and Jenny look at
each other and then we.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Just start freaking out. We're gonna have for dinner?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, and me and Davero over here with little twinkles
in her eye.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like, hey, boo boo, I feel real relaxed.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I feel real relax right now.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
There's some sort of vests I can wear.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Don't be jealous, because I've been talking online with hot
papes all day.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh, Napoleon. You know I'm training to be a cage
fighter girl.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Girls hit me, girls like guys with skills. You know
both stuff skills, nun shook skills. Girls like girls with skills. Gosh, gosh,
can you bring me some chopsticks? It's gonna go and
just go to the nurse's office. She has like twenty
in her drawer. But my lips are real bad.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Gross.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, we're ready. So the bear. You there's a bear
that's been breaking into homes in Colorado. This bear broke
into a home in Colorado twice in one night. So
here's the residence. They're hollering at the bear and then
they're talking to the deputies who came to their home
to take care of the situation with the bear.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I have never been more grateful for men with guns
in my entire life, Like officers, thank you you were
for your courage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Is it supposed to hear yell? Like, if there's bear territory,
you're supposed to yell and have a bear bell or
something like that. You're a big hiker, Hey bear.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Here?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, what did they say?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
They say?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
If it's black, attack, if it's brown, laid down, if
it's white, good night.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
That's one of the things that you can hear you
a lot of times, though, if you're anywhere where there's
probably bears near a trail. Usually you just like sit
there and you try not to move and you.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Say hey bear, hey, oh you're being serious.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
No one being serious?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Oh really Okay, I didn't know that, but no, that
isn't line too though.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
Yeah, if you're black, attack mean if the bear is black,
that means like attack because they don't like noise or whatever,
so it'll scare them away. If it's brown, laid down,
they don't want they want you to be calm. And
then if it's white, good night. Because apparently polar bears
are the most vicious.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The chances of encountering a panda here in America none Also,
polar bears only exist at one of the polls, and
I'm not sure which one.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Would take a little icebergs to different countries like Iceland,
I found it get like a little paddle.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
At I'm gonna give a shout out to John.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
He's having surgery this morning on his back to fix
a disc after a car accident a couple of months ago.
So wife Pearl says, little shout out, little positive vibes
to John. John, everything will go just fine. So whoa,
thanks for listening. We appreciate you. All right, we'll be
back in a second with oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Pick your ticket tuesday, Thank you, Jenny. We're gonna make
it real simple. We've played games for it this time,
we're just gonna make it really easy. Pick your ticket Tuesday.
All right, So your choices? Are you figured it out?
Katsi Cardi b Demi Levado edge sheering in Doosha cat.
We'll grab caller number ten right now, six, five, one, nine,
eight nine, kd w B, watch.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Me do it?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You want to watch me do it? Hello, kt w
B your caller number one? Try again? Okay, yeah, try again,
KATWB Hello, call her number two, Try it again. This
is what DJ's do for a living, the phone count callers. Hello, KTWB,
you're number three, Try again, KATWDB, Hello, you're number four.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Try again, And.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Sometimes they go and sometimes they just think, hello, Kate
wold be number five. Try it again. Okay, that's what
I mean. Yeah, like the whining and the bitching and
the yelling. Ktb B, Hello, you're number six, Try it again?
Okay Hello, yeah right, okay, kt w B, Hi, you're
number seven, Try again. Hello, KTWDB You're number eight. Came
(18:59):
really close. All right, Okay, Like I said, they're speechless,
You're almost there. Your caller number nine.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I know next time. Next time. We do it many
times during the day. Hello, Katie wob.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Him number ten, number ten for what Pick your Ticket Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Let's Pick your Ticket Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
That's the podcast you guys are doing, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Don't hang up. I don't want to confuse your what's
your name? You are color number ten, Amber, Amber, Who
do you want.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
To go see?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It's a hard choice, but I think I'm gonna pick
Joja Cat.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Doja Cat is an excellent choice. We got the tickets
for you. Joja Cat is going to be at Let's
see here Target Center next October October fourth, nearly a
year away. Yeah, right, clear your calendar. Amber, Congratulations, can
thanks for listening. Have a great day, Amber. Thank you,
(19:57):
you guys to thank you. Dave Dirt coming up next.
Another Pick your Ticket Tuesday comes up in one hour
at eight thirty.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Five nine.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Injured Timer Lambert's Injury Law on Katie w b It started.
I thought it was really interesting the list of the
best female singers in rock Now. Most of these are
classic rock if not all of them are classic rock.
But I got a little list for you in some
highlights you want to hear some of it? Yes, here
are Ann Wilson of Heart, Stevie Nix and Pat Benattar
(20:27):
the best voices lead singers in rock.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
You'd haven't done Down, Down, Down down the manies now.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
Is not the wind?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
This a singing.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And you know that you love one to be.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Your all Heartbrega Dream, Mega Love.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Tegaart, Wow, where's Ashley Simpson?
Speaker 10 (21:08):
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Speaker 3 (21:11):
Let's play that as a boss check.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
We have it in the system. I always have to
manually load it if we ever want to play it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I do like that we have pieces of me though
well no, no pieces of me is no l ov.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I can't disagree, but like, can you say?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Wendy's is closing hundreds of restaurants coming up in twenty
twenty six. Basically, they plan to close about two hundred
to three hundred of the locations. The closures are part
of the companies brought a Project Fresh Turnaround initiative aimed
at addressing underperforming locations, improving average unit volumes, and realitating
resources towards stronger stores.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
What is something?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
What's didn't they bring something back recently on Wendays that
you liked?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Bring it back?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
No, but they have the tenders now, they have chicken
tenders in addition to the nuggets.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Okay, well, regardless, I don't think that it's going to
affect too many people. I mean, that is a lot
of locations, but that's everywhere in the United States.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You feel a little bad for Wendy's because, I mean,
when's the last time you went to a Wendy's. There's
one of the Denver airports that I frequent all the time.
Fair enough, fair enough? Yeah, Burger King is the one
that nobody goes to. Yes, And I feel bad for
Burger King because every time I drive by there's one
over in chan happening by the gas station.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Every time I drive by, there's the car of the
employee in the parking lot and not a soul around.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And it's like, man, Burger King's legit. I just don't
eat a lot of fast food.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I think more people go to Burger King for breakfast.
I feel like BurgerKing breakfast is well loved. Perhaps maybe by.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The way, can I just before I forget the McRib
is back? Yes, the McRib is back at McDonald's through
the end of the year.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
And something else that's back after a seventeen year hiatus
is Krispy Kream to Fridley.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
It's opening tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
They're starting to serve their donuts at eight am tomorrow.
That's a weird new location in Fridley because when.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
They first introduced Krispy Kreme here, we made such a
big deal out of it. We landed a helico in
their parking lot, loaded the helicopter up with Krispy krem
and flew them somewhere I don't remember where, but you know,
but then they came right around the hot the low
carb craze, and every one of them closed up.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But now that we're all into being fat again, yeah,
we're all headed down to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
I mean I've never not been into being fat, So
like I'm excited and like, seventeen years that's wild. But
what's cool because I've drive past this place a lot
every so often and it's huge. It's like an entire
like a business it seemed I mean a huge, a
huge building.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
It's gonna be cool. It's massive. I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
So Krispy Kreme tomorrow in Fridley off of University.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Kim Kardashian's been relying on everybody but herself to pass
these bar exams. Well, first she said that she was
using CHATCHYBT. We talked about that last week to take
one of the tests, and she was like, all the
answers were wrong. I blamed them for failing. Now she's
saying that four different sidekicks told her that she was
going to pass, and she believed them. And now she's like,
they're all built full of bs, They're all pathological liars.
(24:04):
You know what I think would have helped Kim Kardashian
pass a test? And this is just me throwing a
shot in the dark. Studying, studying, actually doing the homework. Well,
I think she did.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I think she's brilliant, But I also think that I
don't know a psychic lawyer or a lawyer that relies
on psychics. No thanks, Hey, I'm getting a shout out
to veterans. It is Veterans Day. We're not a big
military town, but we have a lot of retired and
ex military here in the Twin Cities that some were
above they had saw combat, some did not, but still
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you're a veteran, and thanks for what you do. And
if you are currently serving, you're still a veteran, so
thanks for what you do.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is Veterans Day.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
And my dad was a veteran of the Air Force
and we grew up shopping at the BX and the
Commissary and going to the Air Force Academy. I was
born at the Air Force Academy, Wow, and used to
My first job ever was selling hot dogs at Air
Force Academy football games. I'm a scrawny, little one hundred
and ten one pound kid and I got a giant
metal hot dog box strung around my neck on a
(25:05):
piece of yarn. Do you think that was hard for
me to walk up and down the steps of Falcon Stadium. Yes,
it was. So I consider myself a veteran as well.
That's a joke. That's a joke. I do not consider
myself a veteran.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
I talked about mercury and retrograde earlier, and I said
it might cause you to be offensive, and I said, Dave,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Blame it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
All I want to say is when I'm dead, I
want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery with that
hot dog. That's just because I used to carry hot
dog jumping down the steps of falcons.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I'd be like, one hot dog for you, one hot
dog for me, one hot dog for you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It's the worst job ever. I remember my dad picked
me up one time. He's like, how much did you make?
I said five dollars? He said, God, seriously, He's like,
next time, I'll just give you five dollars rather than
drive you all the way over here and back. And
I'm like, I'll.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Take it ethic and you build muscles.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That that is one thing. That is one thing that
I did learn growing up on the chicken farm. Work ethic.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Can you break down which branch you said, which was
that harder than the other?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Or well?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Sure, and everybody would agree. Marines are the toughest because
they're the bad asses. They're the ones who you know, like,
you know, like they storm the castle. They storm the castle.
Thank you, Bailey. Yeah, I would say probably next is
Army and Navy. I would like to be in the
Navy because i mean, come on, you're on a ship,
you're cruising around. You see the Gulf of Mexico, San Diego.
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Navy has the best outfit. I think I'll call the
uniform like.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
The cute little like white ones with the little like
belt that they have and the little cat.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's that's not an outfit, that's their dressing. And then
probably army. Army is bad ASSHOLESO and Air Force is
what my dad was in. And the country club we
call it the chair force because you sit around on
your arsault chair force.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
True story.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
All right, are we done being offensive on veterans.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Let's get to the.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Coast Guard, for god ranch of the military, the coast Guard.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, I got nothing on the coast.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Can you guys swallow a pill dry?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No? I can't. Yes, I'm pretty proud of that.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
I know I'm not good at it.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
And when I was younger, my mom had to put
my pills into apple sauce. If IBO was ever sick
like a dog, yes, because I was so bad at it.
I couldn't do it with just like liquid or anything. Well,
if you cannot swallow a pill dry, you're not the
only one. About twenty six percent of other people say
that they cannot swallow a.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Swallow a pill dry.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Five percent of people say that they prefer it that way.
I don't prefer it, and Forty said, sure, if they
absolutely have to, they'll do it that way. But I mean,
I take pills every single morning, and I always have
my water bottle with me because I'm just still that person.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Tomorrow, we're gonna bring in some Smarties, okay, and we're
gonna see who can swallow a pill dry. Now, We're
not gonna actually take pills. We'll bring in smarties. Can
you pick up some Smarties somebody?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
So I would choke?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
I was Gonnall martis are built to be swallowed whole.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Neither is a pill.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
What about a peanut? Minem?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Those are thicker slippery.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Though a peanut tomorrow, I would pass away in my tube.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
You're telling me nobody's got leftover Halloween candy of Smarties
that they can bring in.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Can I tell you something really cute about Halloween candy?
My date that I went on on Friday, he brought
me Halloween candy that he had left.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Over trying to get rid of his trash.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, but it was Reese's take five.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's that's that's a good one is also a good
one too.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Do you have another date tonight?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
I do have a different date tonight that I signed
up before I fell in love with this other one
on Friday, already planned life with the guy from Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So the whole time he's gonna be like, you're not Jim.
His name is a Gym, but you're not the same.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
But I do have a different one tonight and another
one on Friday with the last Friday Night one.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Okay, I just said booked and busker.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
I said yes to multiple people, all in the same week,
and so that's why I have so many day flex
Yeah on it.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
What are you gonna do tonight? Do you have any idea?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We're going to a brewery.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, that's very nice.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah, so hopefully it'll be nice. It's going to be
pitch black, so hopefully the lighting is good. And I look, okay,
we'll see how Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I think we have time for one more story.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
The guy who wrote to Wrecket Ralph and Ralph Breaks
the Internet has another movie in the works. He's going
to be writing a view Master movie for Mattel and
Sony Pictures. Because I think everyone's kind of banking on
the success of Barbie, and we keep hearing about different
movies that are based on toys, and this is another
movie based on a toy, the view Master, and we'll
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hopefully get turned into something for the big silver screen.
We'll see, because I haven't heard of all of the
other ones that were supposed to be made into a.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Movie as well.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'll give you this recket Ralph was a legitimately good movie.
That is a good movie I saw with Carson and
I didn't expect it to be good, but it was
actually pretty good.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, it's about like dad, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That is the dirt brought to you by six to
one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's in Jewry Law.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I'll be back in a second. War of the Roses. Uh.
This was one of my favorites in a long time
because it was.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Just stupid but also somehow relatable. And you're wondering, was
there really cheating involved or was it innocent? And we'll
do that next on War of the Roses on KDWUB
Fade up.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, the first couple of times I heard that song,
I didn't like it. But now that I've heard it
a few dozen times, I really hate it. Now that's
a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke, that's a
d that's a DJ's joke, and I pull it out once.
I like that song. Yeah, that song slaps. I don't
know what it means the fate of Ophelia. It means
nothing to me. But that is one catchy song right there.
(00:26):
We might play that at Ukulele Club tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It sounds like.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
There's a little Ukulelean It probably is.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There may be so anyway, Ukulele Club tonight and is
a promotional tour for Ukulele Club. Bailey and I are
going to sing That's what makes You Beautiful on ukulelea
duet by One Direction.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, I'm ready? See is your first note? Ready?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And you can watch the Magic on Dave Ryan TV.
We're on YouTube every morning from seven until nine and
you can watch the Magic on four different cameras in color.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Watch me sweat hey right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Two three? Your insecure.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
I don't know what you're turning heads when you walk
through the door.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Don't need makeup to cover up Gave. The way that
you are is enough.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Everyone else in the room can see everyone else, but
you do, baby. You lie up my world like nobody else.
The way that you clip your hair gets me over well.
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard
to tell you. No, no, you don't know your dude
(01:33):
if oh.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The end, No, that's enough, that's enough. I don't think
we need to do anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Good you guys, Thank you, bravo.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Cor No, no uncle, how much of that was Bailey
actually playing?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I was playing it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So long.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Okay, Well I'm not as good as Dave, so yeah,
I feel like Dave carry well. I usually do strum
down and Dave is going like up and down and
up and down, and I can't do that. I'm not
fast enough. So I just literally it's you, I mean,
sick cure, don't know what for damn minute, So.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I just do one. Fine, but you can do it,
you can you do it? You can't kulele, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And that's a three chord song.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If you know three simple basic chords, yes, you can
play thaosions of songs, including that one. So anyway, Ukulele
Club tonight. If you want to come, everybody's invited.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You do not.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We used to get forty fifty people at Ukulele Club
and then I think people were like, hmm, I don't know,
it's intimidating. It's not intimidating. We're the kindest. We judge
you when you go to the bathroom. So when you go,
can I use the bathroom, Dave, It's down the hall
by the door. When you walk out, I'll be like,
oh God, are they tone deaf?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
But when you're there, yeah, we're very supportive, super nice.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So Ukulele club, you're invited. You got a ukulele in
the closet. Maybe you played, but not in years. Bring
it out. Do something tonight rather than watch pluribus on
Apple TV. Okay, do something with your life. Well se
either tonight. Details online Dave ryanshow dot com, under the
daycam Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
Let's romanticize the five o'clock darkness that has approached our lives,
and I'm going to tell you how.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
These are just a couple quick tips for you.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
First off, layer you're lighting, think about like twink lights
and candles and lamps have multiple lights.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But warm light, not the big light. Okay, not a flow.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like a department store.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
All right, keep the kettle ready, hot tea super oatmeal.
Simple rituals that make the darkness feel softer and warm
you from the inside out. It's gonna help you winterize
your space. Swap out your linens, ad a heated blanket,
bring home fresh flowers to bring hints of life to
your place.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Is there place wayte or romanticize the five o'clock dark.
Find the light face us on every day to support
circadian rhythm and serotonin. Maybe hang some discs or sun
catches to make every hour of light feel a little
bit different. Another one is warm from the inside out.
So lean into cooked foods, morning sunlight, and waking gently
(04:11):
before dawn because science backed ways that the studies your
mood and maximizes the sunlight helps your you know, your.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Sarotone and all that coulds up.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
And the last one we'll go with is romanticize rest.
I feel like we're go go go in the summer.
We're like ready to party, ready to do everything, get
outside in the winter. Romanticize it. Pick a cozy hobby
or comfort series. It feels like a blanket for your brain.
You're not falling behind, you are recharged, hibernating.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, A cozy hobby is seriously like ukulele because you
can sit there and you can play and make music,
and there's something about that that's so good for your
heart and soul and your mental health. So when you
romanticize sleep, I look at the clock at six thirty
and I start counting down. It's like, okay, two and
a half hours to like, can reasonably go to bed.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Don't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Go to Trader Joe and buy yourself some flowers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Flowers bring some life into your house.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah, that's a smart one, because usually I look at
it six thirty and I go, it's pitch black midnight outside.
What if I laid down and just didn't get back
up until the.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Morning, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Romanticizing candle. Susan got this awful pumpkin spice candle. And
then the things that sit in oil they look like
a stick or a wick. Yeah, and they and it
is the worst We've had arguments about this stank because
she loves the pumpkin spice stink that's emanating from the
laundry room and I'm like, it smells like somebody vomited
back here. She's like, that's pumpkin spice. I'm like, but
(05:38):
it smells terrible. It is nasty to me. Oh, and
I don't mind pumpkin spice. Too strong, this version, Jenny
is too strong and it's too chemically And I know
they're all artificial, but it's just the worst.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But you know what, you pick your battles.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah, I love a candle. I have so many candles
lit like every single day. And I have one of
those sunset lamps that you can like change the colors
so it can be like blue, it can be orange,
it could be purple, and then it like projects on
your wall to make it look like it's a sunset.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh it's so nice.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oy. Yeah, all right, thank you, Jenny. We'll be back
in a second. By the way, speaking of lights and darken,
northern lights are possibly visible tonight, Is that right.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I have an app called Aurora, and I've been getting
mess like notifications in the last few days. I think
it started like last Thursday. But up in the north
Shore area Duluth, they were getting a lot of northern
lights in the last I handfelve days.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, I've never seen them. I hope one day before
I die that I can see the northern lights. All right,
we'll be back in a second. Pick your ticket Tuesday
next chance to win a thirty five on KATIEWB.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Stay here to win.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know it's almost Thanksgiving. It is two weeks from
this Thursday. It's almost time to bust out butterball or
jello by Kate Rattit's yeah, either one of those, because
this is what we're thinking about Thanksgiving. And Susan, my wife,
she said, I don't even like Thanksgiving dinner. Like the meal.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm like, really why? I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I love it. Yeah, Turkey green bean cast a role.
I can do without the granberry sauce. Nobody ever touches
that kyles caanberry sauce. I love the rolls. I love
the of course, the mashed potatoes, the gravy and the stuffing.
You put gravy all over everything and what I wanted
every day. No is it my favorite meal of all time?
But no, it's a once a year kind of a thing,
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so it's really good and I just love it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But then I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Remember I went to a girlfriend's house one time years ago,
back when I was like twenty five, and her family
had lasagna because they didn't really want to do Thanksgiving turkey.
And I'm like this, my pea brain, I never thought
that there could be other things besides Thanksgiving turkey. So
if you were going to change it, let's say you
(07:51):
had to, you have to change it to something. What
would you change Thanksgiving dinner too? I will go first, Okay,
surf and turf, So I would do like a steak
and a and a lobster tail. Crab legs better than
the lobster tail. Yeah, a lot of butter. Yeah, you know,
salty butter. So steak and crab legs.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
How different is surfing from like a seafood boil?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Food boil is quite a bit different because seafood is like,
I mean, that's like corn and potatoes and you pour
it out all over the table, and you know that's
a different one.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Can I choose seafood boil just because I've never had it?
So since it's the one time of year, I think
that's what I'd want to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, my daughter Beck lives in South Carot, North Carolina,
and they do that all the time. They go down
and dig crawfish out of the sand and then they
pour it in a big pot.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Really yeah, and seafood boil.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I know I want to go to one, so about
I keep seeing them on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So that's that's the talkback Tuesday. So for talkback Tuesday,
what would you choose for adulternative thinks Thanksgiving dinner rather
than turkey and stuffing taters?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What would you choose?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And you can choose anything, but you really shouldn't make
it like tacos.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, I mean you could.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You you can have tacos anytime. So Jenny, what are
you gonna change? Talkback Tuesday? Use the talkback feature and
we'll play yours back on the radio.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
I wasn't gonna pick tacos, but now I feel like
mine's not good enough.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I would go very Wisconsin with it.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
It would be brats, it would be cheese curds, and
dessert would be like a blizzard.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But love that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I love r don't think about healthy because you know what,
healthy does not come into this fantasy Thanksgiving dinner. Use
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and let us
know on talk Back Tuesday, do you want to play
Jello or do you want to play butterball? Which Bayley,
you're a fan of the show, you listen to the show.
Do you want to play Kate Radditt's version of Jello?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Or do you let's do let's do Gello? I feel
jello right now?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, let's do it in the meantime, use the talkback
feature and let us know what.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Would you change it to and throw in.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Your name and where you're from to like this is
Carla from Cottage Grove because we'd love to hear before
you're listening Jello on Katie.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Wp jo.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Angreen beans, dinner rolls with lots of bird of mash,
potatoes and some turkey gravy over everything. Can I get
a glass of wine to help rush down all the stuffing? Jello?
(10:24):
And some bucket bags.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Sweet potatoes on the sand? Let me it, sadgin sp
keep the neck on Nobo. I scream, okay, what the hack?
Je goad? Yes, I like my turkey bags.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But thro the beans and you know when it's time to.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
The no no.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh, sorry about that, because somebody used to bring me
coffee here in a second, Kate rattit's just texted, oh
my god, tis the season she sings that song. She says,
I thought of you because John bought Starbucks coffee instead
of Cariboo, and I can't handle it very much. Remember
you also do not drink Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, I do not.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It is swill. It is undrinkable swill. Even stay if
you put a spoon in it. You can stand a
spoon straight up in Starbucks. Gross.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Shout out Cariboo. All right, let's do some talk back Tuesday.
What do you think that your Thanksgiving dinner should be
switched to? And I said, well, surf and turf, But
I still like Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
What about did you pick one?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Dailey?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I mean, I'm going to be super basic and just
say Ham. Every year I try to get my dad
to just pick ham, and he's like, what, I bought
thousand pound turkey for four of us. Great, Okay, good choice.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Boring.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Here's some talkbacks. I got a couple that said this.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my gosh, So if I had to switch up
Thanksgiving dinner, I'd smoke me some briskets, some barbecue ribs,
give me some khalsa on.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Beans and corn bread going and some bread pudding to
top it off at the end.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh, very nice, It's freaking amazing. It doesn't yes very good.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
He's another one. What would you change Thanksgiving to?
Speaker 10 (12:40):
My name is Sam from Bloomington, and I would change
it to pot roast because that is delicious.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't disagree, but pot roast is fairly common. We
all have it maybe once a month.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, I guess when I was growing up, pot roast
was like a special thing that we would, I don't know,
get like four times a year, so I feel like
that's special.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Still is another talk back.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
If I could trade out the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, I
would change it for a full on German dinner. The schnitzel,
the rue latten zalad, braten spiezel, German potato salad.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Give it all to me.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I love German food. A lot of people like God,
go to Germany and like, you know, bring something to
eat because the foods I love great sausages and spaetzel,
and yeah, the German potato salad.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
That different, but that's you're in a different country, so period,
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
The best German food in the world outside of Germany. Beagles,
kaiser Hoff and New Olm, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh yeah, that makes sense. New Olme is just like.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
A little a lot of Germans out there.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
So somebody texted they said they changed Thanksgiving to habachi.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's what I'm down for.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
You get the shrimp fried rice, you get the shrimpchack
steak combo the noodle.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So you leave a talk back and let us know
what would you change Thanksgiving dinner too. We'll be back
in a second with a bear that a criminal bear
that the bear is doing some criminal not cocaine bear,
it is a real bear that is creating criminal mischief.
And we'll tell you about this bear coming up next
on kd w B. Those bears, they are a problem.
(14:24):
There was this one bear and he had a little
buddy and he was like walking around into like you
know parks, like like Jellystone Park, and he was stealing
you know, like tourists would come through with like food
and a picnic basket. Yeah, and he would steal it.
His name was I have it written down here, yeah, yogi.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh, and he would go hey, y boo boo yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And that was his accomplice.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
His name was Boo boo accomplice.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
His accomplice.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, and so then he'd be like, you try to
talk his way out of it, you know, because you
all see YouTube videos or Instagram videos of some idiot
getting pulled over and they try to reason with the cop.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's like, mister ranger, sir, And so you know.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Hey, boo boo, tell us the real We think we're
pretty funny, don't we.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We think we're pretty funny. Does anybody else think we're funny?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
No? No, I don't even know if Von knows what
we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
I think Von and I like stay out of the
times when you guys think you're being funny.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
Your little bits about Napoleon. Me and Jenny look at
each other and then we.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Just start freaking out. We're gonna have for dinner?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, and me and Davero over here with little twinkles
in her eye.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like, hey, boo boo, I feel real relaxed.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I feel real relax right now.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
There's some sort of vests I can wear.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Don't be jealous, because I've been talking online with hot
papes all day.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh, Napoleon. You know I'm training to be a cage
fighter girl.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Girls hit me, girls like guys with skills. You know
both stuff skills, nun shook skills. Girls like girls with skills. Gosh, gosh,
can you bring me some chopsticks? It's gonna go and
just go to the nurse's office. She has like twenty
in her drawer. But my lips are real bad.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Gross.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, we're ready. So the bear. You there's a bear
that's been breaking into homes in Colorado. This bear broke
into a home in Colorado twice in one night. So
here's the residence. They're hollering at the bear and then
they're talking to the deputies who came to their home
to take care of the situation with the bear.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I have never been more grateful for men with guns
in my entire life, Like officers, thank you you were
for your courage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Is it supposed to hear yell? Like, if there's bear territory,
you're supposed to yell and have a bear bell or
something like that. You're a big hiker, Hey bear.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Here?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
No, what did they say?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
They say?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
If it's black, attack, if it's brown, laid down, if
it's white, good night.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
That's one of the things that you can hear you
a lot of times, though, if you're anywhere where there's
probably bears near a trail. Usually you just like sit
there and you try not to move and you.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Say hey bear, hey, oh you're being serious.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
No one being serious?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Oh really Okay, I didn't know that, but no, that
isn't line too though.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
Yeah, if you're black, attack mean if the bear is black,
that means like attack because they don't like noise or whatever,
so it'll scare them away. If it's brown, laid down,
they don't want they want you to be calm. And
then if it's white, good night. Because apparently polar bears
are the most vicious.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The chances of encountering a panda here in America none Also,
polar bears only exist at one of the polls, and
I'm not sure which one.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Would take a little icebergs to different countries like Iceland,
I found it get like a little paddle.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
At I'm gonna give a shout out to John.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
He's having surgery this morning on his back to fix
a disc after a car accident a couple of months ago.
So wife Pearl says, little shout out, little positive vibes
to John. John, everything will go just fine. So whoa,
thanks for listening. We appreciate you. All right, we'll be
back in a second with oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Pick your ticket tuesday, Thank you, Jenny. We're gonna make
it real simple. We've played games for it this time,
we're just gonna make it really easy. Pick your ticket Tuesday.
All right, So your choices? Are you figured it out?
Katsi Cardi b Demi Levado edge sheering in Doosha cat.
We'll grab caller number ten right now, six, five, one, nine,
eight nine, kd w B, watch.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Me do it?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You want to watch me do it? Hello, kt w
B your caller number one? Try again? Okay, yeah, try again,
KATWB Hello, call her number two, Try it again. This
is what DJ's do for a living, the phone count callers. Hello, KTWB,
you're number three, Try again, KATWDB, Hello, you're number four.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Try again, And.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Sometimes they go and sometimes they just think, hello, Kate
wold be number five. Try it again. Okay, that's what
I mean. Yeah, like the whining and the bitching and
the yelling. Ktb B, Hello, you're number six, Try it again?
Okay Hello, yeah right, okay, kt w B, Hi, you're
number seven, Try again. Hello, KTWDB You're number eight. Came
(18:59):
really close. All right, Okay, Like I said, they're speechless,
You're almost there. Your caller number nine.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I know next time. Next time. We do it many
times during the day. Hello, Katie wob.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Him number ten, number ten for what Pick your Ticket Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Let's Pick your Ticket Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
That's the podcast you guys are doing, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Don't hang up. I don't want to confuse your what's
your name? You are color number ten, Amber, Amber, Who
do you want.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
To go see?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It's a hard choice, but I think I'm gonna pick
Joja Cat.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Doja Cat is an excellent choice. We got the tickets
for you. Joja Cat is going to be at Let's
see here Target Center next October October fourth, nearly a
year away. Yeah, right, clear your calendar. Amber, Congratulations, can
thanks for listening. Have a great day, Amber. Thank you,
(19:57):
you guys to thank you. Dave Dirt coming up next.
Another Pick your Ticket Tuesday comes up in one hour
at eight thirty.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Five nine.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Injured Timer Lambert's Injury Law on Katie w b It started.
I thought it was really interesting the list of the
best female singers in rock Now. Most of these are
classic rock if not all of them are classic rock.
But I got a little list for you in some
highlights you want to hear some of it? Yes, here
are Ann Wilson of Heart, Stevie Nix and Pat Benattar
(20:27):
the best voices lead singers in rock.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
You'd haven't done Down, Down, Down down the manies now.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
Is not the wind?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
This a singing.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And you know that you love one to be.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Your all Heartbrega Dream, Mega Love.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Tegaart, Wow, where's Ashley Simpson?
Speaker 10 (21:08):
L L.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Let's play that as a boss check.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
We have it in the system. I always have to
manually load it if we ever want to play it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I do like that we have pieces of me though
well no, no pieces of me is no l ov.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I can't disagree, but like, can you say?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Wendy's is closing hundreds of restaurants coming up in twenty
twenty six. Basically, they plan to close about two hundred
to three hundred of the locations. The closures are part
of the companies brought a Project Fresh Turnaround initiative aimed
at addressing underperforming locations, improving average unit volumes, and realitating
resources towards stronger stores.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
What is something?
Speaker 8 (21:48):
What's didn't they bring something back recently on Wendays that
you liked?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Bring it back?
Speaker 10 (21:52):
No, but they have the tenders now, they have chicken
tenders in addition to the nuggets.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Okay, well, regardless, I don't think that it's going to
affect too many people. I mean, that is a lot
of locations, but that's everywhere in the United States.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You feel a little bad for Wendy's because, I mean,
when's the last time you went to a Wendy's. There's
one of the Denver airports that I frequent all the time.
Fair enough, fair enough? Yeah, Burger King is the one
that nobody goes to. Yes, And I feel bad for
Burger King because every time I drive by there's one
over in chan happening by the gas station.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Every time I drive by, there's the car of the
employee in the parking lot and not a soul around.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And it's like, man, Burger King's legit. I just don't
eat a lot of fast food.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I think more people go to Burger King for breakfast.
I feel like BurgerKing breakfast is well loved. Perhaps maybe by.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The way, can I just before I forget the McRib
is back? Yes, the McRib is back at McDonald's through
the end of the year.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
And something else that's back after a seventeen year hiatus
is Krispy Kream to Fridley.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
It's opening tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
They're starting to serve their donuts at eight am tomorrow.
That's a weird new location in Fridley because when.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
They first introduced Krispy Kreme here, we made such a
big deal out of it. We landed a helico in
their parking lot, loaded the helicopter up with Krispy krem
and flew them somewhere I don't remember where, but you know,
but then they came right around the hot the low
carb craze, and every one of them closed up.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But now that we're all into being fat again, yeah,
we're all headed down to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
I mean I've never not been into being fat, So
like I'm excited and like, seventeen years that's wild. But
what's cool because I've drive past this place a lot
every so often and it's huge. It's like an entire
like a business it seemed I mean a huge, a
huge building.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
It's gonna be cool. It's massive. I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
So Krispy Kreme tomorrow in Fridley off of University.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Kim Kardashian's been relying on everybody but herself to pass
these bar exams. Well, first she said that she was
using CHATCHYBT. We talked about that last week to take
one of the tests, and she was like, all the
answers were wrong. I blamed them for failing. Now she's
saying that four different sidekicks told her that she was
going to pass, and she believed them. And now she's like,
they're all built full of bs, They're all pathological liars.
(24:04):
You know what I think would have helped Kim Kardashian
pass a test? And this is just me throwing a
shot in the dark. Studying, studying, actually doing the homework. Well,
I think she did.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I think she's brilliant, But I also think that I
don't know a psychic lawyer or a lawyer that relies
on psychics. No thanks, Hey, I'm getting a shout out
to veterans. It is Veterans Day. We're not a big
military town, but we have a lot of retired and
ex military here in the Twin Cities that some were
above they had saw combat, some did not, but still
(24:36):
you're a veteran, and thanks for what you do. And
if you are currently serving, you're still a veteran, so
thanks for what you do.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is Veterans Day.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
And my dad was a veteran of the Air Force
and we grew up shopping at the BX and the
Commissary and going to the Air Force Academy. I was
born at the Air Force Academy, Wow, and used to
My first job ever was selling hot dogs at Air
Force Academy football games. I'm a scrawny, little one hundred
and ten one pound kid and I got a giant
metal hot dog box strung around my neck on a
(25:05):
piece of yarn. Do you think that was hard for
me to walk up and down the steps of Falcon Stadium. Yes,
it was. So I consider myself a veteran as well.
That's a joke. That's a joke. I do not consider
myself a veteran.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
I talked about mercury and retrograde earlier, and I said
it might cause you to be offensive, and I said, Dave,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Blame it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
All I want to say is when I'm dead, I
want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery with that
hot dog. That's just because I used to carry hot
dog jumping down the steps of falcons.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I'd be like, one hot dog for you, one hot
dog for me, one hot dog for you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It's the worst job ever. I remember my dad picked
me up one time. He's like, how much did you make?
I said five dollars? He said, God, seriously, He's like,
next time, I'll just give you five dollars rather than
drive you all the way over here and back. And
I'm like, I'll.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Take it ethic and you build muscles.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That that is one thing. That is one thing that
I did learn growing up on the chicken farm. Work ethic.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Can you break down which branch you said, which was
that harder than the other?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Or well?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Sure, and everybody would agree. Marines are the toughest because
they're the bad asses. They're the ones who you know, like,
you know, like they storm the castle. They storm the castle.
Thank you, Bailey. Yeah, I would say probably next is
Army and Navy. I would like to be in the
Navy because i mean, come on, you're on a ship,
you're cruising around. You see the Gulf of Mexico, San Diego.
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Navy has the best outfit. I think I'll call the
uniform like.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
The cute little like white ones with the little like
belt that they have and the little cat.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's that's not an outfit, that's their dressing. And then
probably army. Army is bad ASSHOLESO and Air Force is
what my dad was in. And the country club we
call it the chair force because you sit around on
your arsault chair force.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
True story.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
All right, are we done being offensive on veterans.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Let's get to the.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Coast Guard, for god ranch of the military, the coast Guard.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, I got nothing on the coast.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Can you guys swallow a pill dry?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No? I can't. Yes, I'm pretty proud of that.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
I know I'm not good at it.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
And when I was younger, my mom had to put
my pills into apple sauce. If IBO was ever sick
like a dog, yes, because I was so bad at it.
I couldn't do it with just like liquid or anything. Well,
if you cannot swallow a pill dry, you're not the
only one. About twenty six percent of other people say
that they cannot swallow a.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Swallow a pill dry.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Five percent of people say that they prefer it that way.
I don't prefer it, and Forty said, sure, if they
absolutely have to, they'll do it that way. But I mean,
I take pills every single morning, and I always have
my water bottle with me because I'm just still that person.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Tomorrow, we're gonna bring in some Smarties, okay, and we're
gonna see who can swallow a pill dry. Now, We're
not gonna actually take pills. We'll bring in smarties. Can
you pick up some Smarties somebody?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
So I would choke?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
I was Gonnall martis are built to be swallowed whole.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Neither is a pill.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
What about a peanut? Minem?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Those are thicker slippery.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Though a peanut tomorrow, I would pass away in my tube.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
You're telling me nobody's got leftover Halloween candy of Smarties
that they can bring in.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Can I tell you something really cute about Halloween candy?
My date that I went on on Friday, he brought
me Halloween candy that he had left.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Over trying to get rid of his trash.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, but it was Reese's take five.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's that's that's a good one is also a good
one too.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Do you have another date tonight?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
I do have a different date tonight that I signed
up before I fell in love with this other one
on Friday, already planned life with the guy from Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So the whole time he's gonna be like, you're not Jim.
His name is a Gym, but you're not the same.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
But I do have a different one tonight and another
one on Friday with the last Friday Night one.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Okay, I just said booked and busker.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
I said yes to multiple people, all in the same week,
and so that's why I have so many day flex
Yeah on it.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
What are you gonna do tonight? Do you have any idea?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
We're going to a brewery.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, that's very nice.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah, so hopefully it'll be nice. It's going to be
pitch black, so hopefully the lighting is good. And I look, okay,
we'll see how Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I think we have time for one more story.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
The guy who wrote to Wrecket Ralph and Ralph Breaks
the Internet has another movie in the works. He's going
to be writing a view Master movie for Mattel and
Sony Pictures. Because I think everyone's kind of banking on
the success of Barbie, and we keep hearing about different
movies that are based on toys, and this is another
movie based on a toy, the view Master, and we'll
(29:36):
hopefully get turned into something for the big silver screen.
We'll see, because I haven't heard of all of the
other ones that were supposed to be made into a.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Movie as well.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'll give you this recket Ralph was a legitimately good movie.
That is a good movie I saw with Carson and
I didn't expect it to be good, but it was
actually pretty good.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, it's about like dad, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That is the dirt brought to you by six to
one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's in Jewry Law.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I'll be back in a second. War of the Roses. Uh.
This was one of my favorites in a long time
because it was.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Just stupid but also somehow relatable. And you're wondering, was
there really cheating involved or was it innocent? And we'll
do that next on War of the Roses on KDWUB
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