November 10, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now it is time for you to pitch your
idea on Dave Tank. You will enter the tank, you
will greet the sharks me, I'm the shark, and then
you will tell me your idea for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
A fictional invention.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty
dollars of my own money in your invention. So I
will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,
far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. If
you ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four
(00:40):
ninety four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on
one hundred, and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah,
the Caso car cup heats up a pre measured amount
of Caso delicious caso in the car cup holder. You
provide your own chips to rio scoops for what I
(01:01):
recommend to scoops.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, toast it taste, thank you, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And then and then when the caso car cup heats
up your caso, it turns green. You pop it open
and then you dip your tostito scoops into the Caso
car cup while you slowly make your way down four
ninety four to highway, seventy seven lovely Caso car cup.
That is my invention.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Can I go go ahead? Van? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So you remember those pens that they used to have
where you'd push it down one of the ends it'd
be multiple, multiple colors.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, we have an upgrade now.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,
but with the sharpie because you need what you need
your red sharpie, your green sharpie, your blue sharpie. So
we'll call it the multi colored sharpie, and it has
like six different colors on it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, I like that. Now you'll call in sixty five
one nine eight nine KDWB. You'll tell us about your invention.
I will choose the best fictional invention and give you
twenty dollars to invest in.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Wow, it's exciting one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
My invention is basically, it's going to copy exactly what
those TSA machines are where you walk in and you
put your arms over your body, like at the top
of your head. Yeah, so it does like a full
body scan real quick to see what pain you have.
And as soon as it scans you, you put your
arms down. It does a little fool and then it
heals whatever pain you have. Wow, this is the Body
Healer three thousands for everyone thirty years and older. Yes,
(02:20):
there's an age requirement on it. You must be thirty
plus or not. These are not for the young ones. Okay,
these are for all of us old people. I can't
wake up without a creak in our neck.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now, old people, Yes, that are thirty five? Okay, Bailey
got a shark taking sure? Yeah, okay. This one is
going to be called the Way wamp Baby.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
So when you're a child and or pet starts to
cry and need something, it's going to scan what it
is that they need because they can't speak English yet,
and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Wait, wait baby, I need to change my diaper.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And so you don't have to suss out exactly what
your child and or pet needs. The way Wait Baby
tells you it's a little like collar that they can
wear like a little necklace.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
No what No, mine's the way Baby, and hers is
the body scams three thousand.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, gotcha, all right, Welcome to the Tank Sharks. We
got people on the phone here whoever ready to pitch
their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up in
the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning. What
are you going to pitch to us?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well, mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording
because half the time I'm listening to you guys on
the radio, and it just automatically records the uh, the
thing whatever's on the radio, and then you just hit
the rewind button half the time because you miss what
you're saying, so you can hear what you say again.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh so it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast
in real time.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He's not having to wait.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
For it exactly, but like it's in every car, you
just hit the rewind button and it rewinds back, you know,
twenty thirty seconds so you can hear that part in
the song or your guys is like you know, you know, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
If you miss what Bailey's date was all about? Your
wind back a little bit. The d a R, the DAR.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
You can't rewind the dame thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of
like that, Okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,
welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch
to us?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Today.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Okay, so this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of
shoes you could pump up full air, but imagine it's
a bra. So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up,
and everything's going great. As the night kind of goes down,
things are.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Getting closer to you, and then you can.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Slowly kind of let out the air so he's not
super shocked by the end of day.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh my god, it's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
When you take off your bran nothing is there anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Well, you can start all great, yeah, and then slowly
let it out, so when you do take your bra off,
then he's not so disappointed.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
Right, exactly, full punk whole Date number two.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't know, not a bad idea. I don't like
that one.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Thank you, Jessica jumped up bra. Another entry into the
Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna
invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Maddie.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
Let's hear your pitch A Hi, Yeah, So my pitch is,
if you are out in the rain and your glasses
always get wet from the rain, super glasses where you
have a little winshield wipers on your glasses, just like
you for your windshield ups in.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Your car windshield glasses.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
I like that is your invention.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Called oh the glasses wipers?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, no chattypt there.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Maybe there's like a fog a fog application for those
windshield wiper glasses as well.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That would be really nice.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello Amanda, welcome to
Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch to the
sharks today?
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Hello? Yes, I actually have an invention that would go
with your case cup for the car.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
So it would be a bib ball. So it's like
a bib and it's a ball and you can put
your chips in it and then you're driving and your
hands free, and then you get to just grab a
chip right out of your bib ball and dip it
right into your car.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Case O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Get the patent correct, Come on, like it is it
there something like that already?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Is there a bid with a bowl on it for
a little kids?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, like baby to catch this stuff?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Obviously this is adult sized. Bit like a full bag.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, because you gotta have a full bag.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Michelle, good morning, my friend. Welcome to the tank. What
are you going to pitch to the sharks.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am ade baker,
and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always
at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna
have any finger holes. And when you put it on
your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so it.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Doesn't matter how you put the glove on.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, very hopeful.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You know what I need to learn to do is
I need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind
of like the sharks do.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I'm being way too nice. That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah?
What's the what? What's your what? Why? I don't even
know what that is? What? What is your ROI? Michelle?
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always
want to glove on.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I mean, she doesn't know what ro I think. Get
rid of her, okay, or work with her, because then
you can basically take entire company for like a big percentage.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I already know who I'm choosing for the winner on
Dave Tank No question, Jessica and the Bra Pop. I'm
gonna send you twenty dollars. You got Venmo, Yes, all right,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna venmo you twenty dollars. So congratulations,
you're the winner. On Day Tank Don't hang up, Don't hang.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Up Thriller official. On this show with our Shark, we've
had more.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You the money, Well, the radio station didn't have any money,
so I got to send it to you myself
And now it is time for you to pitch your
idea on Dave Tank. You will enter the tank, you
will greet the sharks me, I'm the shark, and then
you will tell me your idea for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
A fictional invention.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty
dollars of my own money in your invention. So I
will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,
far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. If
you ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four
(00:40):
ninety four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on
one hundred, and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah,
the Caso car cup heats up a pre measured amount
of Caso delicious caso in the car cup holder. You
provide your own chips to rio scoops for what I
(01:01):
recommend to scoops.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, toast it taste, thank you, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And then and then when the caso car cup heats
up your caso, it turns green. You pop it open
and then you dip your tostito scoops into the Caso
car cup while you slowly make your way down four
ninety four to highway, seventy seven lovely Caso car cup.
That is my invention.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Can I go go ahead? Van? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So you remember those pens that they used to have
where you'd push it down one of the ends it'd
be multiple, multiple colors.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, we have an upgrade now.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,
but with the sharpie because you need what you need
your red sharpie, your green sharpie, your blue sharpie. So
we'll call it the multi colored sharpie, and it has
like six different colors on it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, I like that. Now you'll call in sixty five
one nine eight nine KDWB. You'll tell us about your invention.
I will choose the best fictional invention and give you
twenty dollars to invest in.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Wow, it's exciting one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
My invention is basically, it's going to copy exactly what
those TSA machines are where you walk in and you
put your arms over your body, like at the top
of your head. Yeah, so it does like a full
body scan real quick to see what pain you have.
And as soon as it scans you, you put your
arms down. It does a little fool and then it
heals whatever pain you have. Wow, this is the Body
Healer three thousands for everyone thirty years and older. Yes,
(02:20):
there's an age requirement on it. You must be thirty
plus or not. These are not for the young ones. Okay,
these are for all of us old people. I can't
wake up without a creak in our neck.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now, old people, Yes, that are thirty five? Okay, Bailey
got a shark taking sure? Yeah, okay. This one is
going to be called the Way wamp Baby.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
So when you're a child and or pet starts to
cry and need something, it's going to scan what it
is that they need because they can't speak English yet,
and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Wait, wait baby, I need to change my diaper.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And so you don't have to suss out exactly what
your child and or pet needs. The way Wait Baby
tells you it's a little like collar that they can
wear like a little necklace.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
No what No, mine's the way Baby, and hers is
the body scams three thousand.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, gotcha, all right, Welcome to the Tank Sharks. We
got people on the phone here whoever ready to pitch
their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up in
the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning. What
are you going to pitch to us?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well, mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording
because half the time I'm listening to you guys on
the radio, and it just automatically records the uh, the
thing whatever's on the radio, and then you just hit
the rewind button half the time because you miss what
you're saying, so you can hear what you say again.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh so it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast
in real time.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He's not having to wait.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
For it exactly, but like it's in every car, you
just hit the rewind button and it rewinds back, you know,
twenty thirty seconds so you can hear that part in
the song or your guys is like you know, you know, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
If you miss what Bailey's date was all about? Your
wind back a little bit. The d a R, the DAR.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
You can't rewind the dame thing.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of
like that, Okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,
welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch
to us?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Today.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Okay, so this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of
shoes you could pump up full air, but imagine it's
a bra. So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up,
and everything's going great. As the night kind of goes down,
things are.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Getting closer to you, and then you can.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Slowly kind of let out the air so he's not
super shocked by the end of day.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh my god, it's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
When you take off your bran nothing is there anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Well, you can start all great, yeah, and then slowly
let it out, so when you do take your bra off,
then he's not so disappointed.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
Right, exactly, full punk whole Date number two.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't know, not a bad idea. I don't like
that one.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Thank you, Jessica jumped up bra. Another entry into the
Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna
invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Maddie.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
Let's hear your pitch A Hi, Yeah, So my pitch is,
if you are out in the rain and your glasses
always get wet from the rain, super glasses where you
have a little winshield wipers on your glasses, just like
you for your windshield ups in.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Your car windshield glasses.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
I like that is your invention.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Called oh the glasses wipers?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, no chattypt there.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Maybe there's like a fog a fog application for those
windshield wiper glasses as well.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
That would be really nice.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello Amanda, welcome to
Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch to the
sharks today?
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Hello? Yes, I actually have an invention that would go
with your case cup for the car.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
So it would be a bib ball. So it's like
a bib and it's a ball and you can put
your chips in it and then you're driving and your
hands free, and then you get to just grab a
chip right out of your bib ball and dip it
right into your car.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Case O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Get the patent correct, Come on, like it is it
there something like that already?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Is there a bid with a bowl on it for
a little kids?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, like baby to catch this stuff?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
Obviously this is adult sized. Bit like a full bag.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, because you gotta have a full bag.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Michelle, good morning, my friend. Welcome to the tank. What
are you going to pitch to the sharks.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am ade baker,
and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always
at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna
have any finger holes. And when you put it on
your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so it.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Doesn't matter how you put the glove on.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, very hopeful.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You know what I need to learn to do is
I need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind
of like the sharks do.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I'm being way too nice. That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah?
What's the what? What's your what? Why? I don't even
know what that is? What? What is your ROI? Michelle?
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always
want to glove on.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I mean, she doesn't know what ro I think. Get
rid of her, okay, or work with her, because then
you can basically take entire company for like a big percentage.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I already know who I'm choosing for the winner on
Dave Tank No question, Jessica and the Bra Pop. I'm
gonna send you twenty dollars. You got Venmo, Yes, all right,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna venmo you twenty dollars. So congratulations,
you're the winner. On Day Tank Don't hang up, Don't hang.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Up Thriller official. On this show with our Shark, we've
had more.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You the money, Well, the radio station didn't have any money,
so I got to send it to you myself
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