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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get started. No phone screen or Friday. We look forward
to it all week number one, because it's on a Friday,
and we love Fridays because it's a lot of fun.
So you get to call in and be on the
radio and say anything you want, and we don't screen
the phone calls. So what would you say if you
could be on the radio. Well, there's a couple of guidelines.
(00:21):
Number one, you can't swear, you can't do shout out.
You do have to be at least sixteen. I know
it's cute to hear your little four year old on
the radio, but it's only cute to you. No, it's
cute to me too, because I love that. That's very cute.
But we don't do that. And then of course no politics,
and no shouting out like a local business. And then
(00:42):
no shouting out like oh there's a farmer's market in Shockapye, damn,
that's great. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. I
do care though. Yeah, all right, let's go on the
phone here and see what we got. We'll get on
the phone and put you live on the radio, keep
ringing until you get answered, because we don't pick you
up and screen you. Hello. Well, you're up first on
no phone screen or Friday, what's your name? Sebastian? Sebastian,
(01:05):
what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I just wanted to know a little more about Boo
Bash because I was the one that had to miss
it two years in the row after winning the ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It wasn't the same without you. Yeah, I mean seriously,
people came up to me all night said where's Sebastian
and I said, unfortunately, he couldn't make it. They said,
oh my god, is he's sick? And I said, no,
he just couldn't make it. But it was awesome. It
was epic, and I'm sorry you missed it, but we'll
do it again next year. Yeah, Katie w you be
no phone screener? Friday? What's your name? Dan made it
(01:34):
to Boo Bash and drunk off his rs. But he's
in the first fifteen minutes drunk off his ars, drunk
to this day this is he's not drunk. He has
a traumatic brain injury and I'm not making this up.
He wrapped He wrapped a four wheeler around a tree,
barely survived, so he sounds drunk, but he's still a
pain in the arse every time. What's up? Dan? What
do you want.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was just one to thank you for.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm most wonderful.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
There is no such thing motivation.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
No such thing as motivation, self discipline.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Okay, On Motivational Monday, you said self discipline is the thing,
not motivation.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think the thing is is like we can wish
for all this, we can hope for a better this,
But it's the ones of us who get out of
the shower and actually go do something. Dan, I've got
your license plate thing hanging in the studio. Yes, he does,
Thank you, Katie. WB No phones, you know we're gonna do.
We're gonna make a rule one time first time callers only,
first time callers only, not this time, but write it
(02:34):
down for next week, first time callers only, because we
get our regulars. We love our regulars, but I want
other people to get a chance to call in. Hello,
no phone screen you Friday year on the radio? What's
your name?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, it's your favorite Matt. So I decided I'm really
glad that you changed that rule for next week and
not this week.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Ye, you're good, You're good.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
All right, I'm gonna stir the pod for two real
quick things. Number one, you guys are talking about Christmas
music yesterday Mariah carries absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
See that's a Christmas guy is yeah, one more time
you clicked out go ahead? All right, he's gone. Okay,
it's the gods of no phone screen or Friday saying
we love you Matt, but not we don't care about Christmas.
Katie wb no phone screener, Friday, what's your name? And Andreas,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I call it for Sacramento. I just want to say
a quote that I heard. It was boys complain about
how it should be and men deal with what it is.
So take it on the chin man keep it going.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Say that again.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Boys complain about how it should be and men deal with.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What it is.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Talk about it. I like it. How did you find
our show in Sacramento?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I just I was looking for a funny podcast on
the iHeartRadio app and I've seen that nearly seven listeners
seeing and I just thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, hey, that worked that. We came up with that
years ago. The boss wanted to be like more music
and I'm like, that's boring. That's every freaking radio station
in the world. So I said, how about now with
nearly seven listeners, which that is roped in so many
people because you can tell that's a funny station.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, that's like six and a half listeners essentially, because
it's almost.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's almost seven listeners. Thank you, no phone screen or Friday.
You're on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
My name is Max. What's up? Max?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hey man?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I just want to know, Dave, what it's like to
be certified, a.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Certified what's it like to be certified cied?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
What certified legend?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Legend? Legend?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know. I think, I don't think I am,
but go on, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I mean, Jenny's one, so when one sees when we
know one, you know, certified legends, all right, we.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Can keep talking to It's like, don't make me sing,
oh man, and don't feel left out of my guy
say it?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So what let me hear it?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Certified legend baby.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Him one about me?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And what about Bailey? And I'm here too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yep, And that's what we're here for.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
We just certified legends, all right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Thank you? Yep, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Also a certified legend all right?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think legend right now too. Thank you for being
here today. What's gonna happen, no phone screener Friday, you're
up next. What's your name?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
My name is Avery.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hi, Avery, Hi, I just have a question.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We're ready.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
When do you guys start playing Christmas music?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Probably after Thanksgiving we'll play We'll drop one in here
and there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to DJ
play that Christmas song again. To be honest, do your
share impression?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Thank you Christmas song?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, Katie, but you being no phone screener Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
My name is Kendra and I am from Brooklyn, Centermannesota.
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
So I am a truck driver. I'm currently down in
Texas Hooks, Texas. Have you ever heard of it? But
I wanted to call in. You guys were talking earlier
about awesome story songs. Yeah, and I thought of a
really good one.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay. Convoy by c W is such a good song.
Pull out Convoy by Seed. I got the moon on
the twelfth year and a ken Worth hauling Hoggs had
will repeat with the reefer on and he ken worthull
and long. I was headed for mayor on Iowa. Oh,
here we.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Go this season, rubber Duck you've got a copy on me,
big fan. Come on, you have for sure, for sure
black Gully, it's clean clear to black Town.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Come on, what is this?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
We definitely got.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
The front door, good buddy verse.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
It looks like you.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Got convoy convoys, a big bunch of trucks, little violin.
It was a dark thun moving on the sixth of
June and the Kenworth pulling Love is real. Cab over
Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy hauling hugs.
We is heading for bear On. I one oh, about
a mile out of Shaky Town, I says, pay ten
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this year, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Sounds like Dave. Okay, that's probably enough. Wow, it sounds
like you that doesn't like you. It sounds like the
ooze and the puss. In a moment the dark of
the moon. On the twelfth of June, cab over Peat
with a reefer on and a n pulling and a
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convoy shaky tone. About a mile, I said, pig pen,
this year's rubber duck. We just ain't gonna pay no toll,
so we crashed the gate doing ninety eight. I said,
let them truckers roll ten four God, what are we
doing right now? That was the first rap song ever.
All right, get back to it? Did you did you
hear all of that? Are you still there? Thanks? Thanks
(08:02):
for the idea. Keep it between the keep it between
the ditches. What are you still going? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh? Sorry about that?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
So apparently I was reading this behind the music thing
and the c w Mcow was actually a fictional character
created by an AD executive for a bread commercial. The
executive name is Bill Fries and I think that's hilarious
for a convoy the song.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's a true story. He was an AD executive writer whatever,
and he came up with this character. She would call
and the song was called Convoy Boy. Rich would just
have a seizure if he was listening to today. Hey,
keep it between the ditches. Eights and aces on you
good buddy?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Ten four?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, here we go. Katie would be back to
the action. No phone screen or Friday, you're up next?
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Although, etcetera. I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I no, I don't remember remember where I parked my car?
So what do you want? What's up?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I was I was just wondering, do you know why
there isn't a pregnant Barbie doll?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Wasn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? A joke though? Why?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I guess Ken comes in another box?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, I don't get it. Okay, I don't. I don't
get that. Are you being serious? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Okay, keep it going, all right?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Next one, no phone screen? Your Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
My name is Marco.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh. I just wanted to talk about a story. We
had a Gary Spivey prediction on Booty Cruise. My daughter
had asked him about her next pregnancy if she was
going to get pregnant again. Because Charity had two older girls,
they prayed for their mom to get pregnant with twins,
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and then she got pregnant and had twins, and so
the girls were pregnant or pregnant they were asked. They
were said they were praying again for their mom to
have twins, and so she asked Scary if she would
one get pregnant again and two if they would be twins,
and he said she would get pregnant again, but she
(10:16):
would have one girl. And she did get pregnant again
and she had twin boys.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wow, Gary, he did get pregnant all right, no phone
screen for Friday. You're up next? What's your name? Sh Hi, Shae?
What's up?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I just wanted to call and just wish My son
and his girlfriend left this week and they're having their
first baby and I'm going to be a first time grandma.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So grandma. Wow baby. The problem is we don't do
shout out one show, but you sneak you sneaked one in.
But I mean, good for you, Grammy, thanks for calling.
A couple of more. Katie able to be no phone
screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I'm Sam?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hi Sam? What's up?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Nice? I'm just calling. This is for Jenny one. I
think it's super exciting just all of your kitchen renovations
and how you're trying new things. I just think that's
really awesome. Thank you and your kitchen. That's great.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
And then too, I was up in the Loud Two
Harbors a couple of weekends ago with my husband and
we tried out that Cedar coffee company that you had.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
On your blog.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, did you love it?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Oh my gosh, yes, we love it. That will be
a new place to go back to every time we're
up there. It was so good and like the woods
outside in the back were just beautiful. But yeah, I
just wanted to say things for those recommendations, and.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You're an influencer. That is awesome. Good for you. I
love that. Thank you, Shay, Katie. Would you be no
phone screen for Friday? Hello? What's your name?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Calvin?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
What's up? Calvin?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Just wanted to know, Uh, which one of you guys
is cooking the turkey?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We are not. We are not doing the turkey this year.
We're gonna go to a restaurant this year.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You're not gonna smoke us a turkey. I might do this,
smoke us a turkey last year.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Remind me and I'll do it. Okay, Dave put it
in there, bring in the smoker and we want the turkey.
I just reminded toyk you that's no phone screen you
Friday on, Katie B. Why do we have the song?
Devil went down to Georgia Polhy just.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Other people were talking about how it's the best story song,
and I didn't know if you wanted to talk about
the story of how that's your loving song. No.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I pulled that off one time and I never pulled
it off. Success to you. I'll drop it is a
great We were talking about story songs earlier and seriously,
if you missed the last hour of the show, go
back and listen. That was probably the most fun I've
had in years. Where can I listen to it? Dave
on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah, it goes, it goes off
the rails. And we played a song that if Rich
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was listening, he would have I mean it would have
been on the walls. It would have been all over
the walls. Yes, he would have moved so hard it
would beyond the walls. So that is no phone screen
on Friday on a d double UV