January 30, 2025 • 16 mins
We revisit the largest confirmed penis story, help out our listeners, and roast Vont for being a picky eater!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Starting off of the Minnesota Goodbye. This one came in
not via email, but a Facebook messenger message. I want
to say thank you Dave and the crew. My name
is Heimi or Hima Hima. That's pronounced they give me pronunciation.
Been listening for three years now from Austin, Texas. I
wanted to say how much of a help you've been
with my loneliness. I went from managing a restaurant and
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people to starting my own food truck. It's long hours
and I work by myself. The hardest part is being
alone all day. When I got y'all in the background talking,
I sometimes bust out laughing to what you guys are saying.
It feels like I got people there just goofing off
in the kitchen. It helps me get through the day
and not go crazy in my own head. Also, if
I ever see vont in person, I'm throwing a rare
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steak at his face, disrespecting the steak. The other day
he said, well done. The food is already dead. Why
do you want to kill it? Twice was Vaunt saying
that he does like he only likes well done.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, only well done takes gross.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, I will say I understand how she feels from
from talking to people all day working in a restaurant
or whatever it was she was managing to being alone
in a food truck. Because when I worked at Bubba
Gumps and then I went to working in a desk
job nine to five, I was so lonely. It was
such a shock to me because I was talking to
people all day, looking twelve hour doubles to like sitting
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behind a desk, having barely any conversations outside of an email,
and I just like I hated it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We're a very social kind of a person. I don't
think that. I mean, I really enjoy like coming in
and hang out with you guys, because I really love
you guys, and you're all fun and different in your ways,
and so if I didn't get to hang out with you,
I don't know how life would be, you know what
I mean, Like if you're.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just sitting in here by yourself doing a show, not
chit chatting with us. And I know that we like
talk to people through texting and like phone calls, but
like to be in the presence of someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's just a different thing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, yesterday we talked about the guy with the world's
largest confirmed penis medically confirmed. And I didn't say how
long it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Was, Yeah, because you were.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I was gonna kind of tease you with this one.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Did you guys want to make a guess or did
you already look it up? Well we already yesterday it
was your guesses again.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think I said, did I say a foot? You
said a foot and I said fifteen inches?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Fourteen inches a little over fourteen inches? Yeah, okay, Now
if you take a ruler remember from school, and spread
your fingers about that far apart as a ruler, and
then add on another two inches that is. And the
funny thing is this guy, Matt Barr. He looks like
a chubbier John Lovett's or a chubbier Kevin Kneelin.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He's not cute. No, so Shannon writes in, and she says,
I'm a god. Wednesday's mass produced pr email for the
guy with a huge penis had me laughing all the
way to the gym. Geez, I'm sorry, your huge schlong
is causing much trauma. Maybe you should get in the
business of having it worked for you, not against you.
At least you be richer than you Probably you're probably
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crappy book. Let's call it a cash cock. Okay, Oh
my god. I didn't even want to google the guy.
I didn't want to potentially cheat on my guess. I'm
guessing mister big bars packages twenty two inches long. Holy crap,
and oh so painful to think about. Probably passes out
when he gets a hart on because he doesn't have
enough blood to supply both his brains and his cock.
I love the fact that she's graphic on this. It's funny.
(03:21):
Needless to say, my largest encounter was a confirmed twelve
inches and that was more than enough. Alrighty, back to work,
wishing you all nothing but big wiener. In Pleasant Dreams,
Shannon twelve inches. Now there's a yard. There's a ruler
right there, entire rule yard.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I did ask Andrew yesterday what he thought the length
was and he said thirty six inches. And I was like, what,
that's the size of like a fifth grader.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, no, settle down, And he was like, yeah, you're right.
That was a little too much hot. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Let's move on to Elena, who writes in she says,
I see your longest dong ever story and raise you
the cutest little pen you ever did see. I attached
the snap of child Woo Willie Johnson for your viewing pleasure.
I got him for my favorite urology nurse when she
before she moved, and she he keeps me company at
my desk. He has had some misadventures. Most notoriously, my
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nine year old secretly pocketed him and brought him to
show his fourth grade pals. I'm not quite getting the
clarity on what this.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Is going to be, like a stuffed animal or something.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think I'm gonna keep reading Chodwick Likes and Timberlake
as much as I do, so if you want to, Okay,
I'll be honest with you. I don't get this email.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm getting it. Does she have a picture attached? It's
like a flat Stanley. She's like, here's the thing that
my son took to.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh okay, sure, yes, I'm glad I opened it. It
is a little rubber penis that is about the size
of your index fingertip.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I love that it's not a real penis.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not a real one soul accessory.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, that's funny. He's squishy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He's like squishih he's for stress. Then, okay, stress.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thanks relief, Elena. I'm glad that it is a stress
relieving penis and thank you Elena for participating in the
naughty Let's see here's one, Katie writes in she says,
greeting from greetings from Olympia, Washington. In my head, Dave
was asking how to find our show and I said, hmm,
(05:26):
a little tacky. I love this bit. We used to
do that bit because somebody would say, oh, I listened
to your show, how did you find our show? Hmmm,
a little tacky? And it was a setup. And another
setup that we used to do is like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was It was like something with how you'll go ahead?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sorry, Jenny, but thanks reminding me. It would be like, oh,
you work for the State and Transportation. How many people
work there? About half? And that was our standard set
up joke and we used to do those all the time,
but they kind of fell by the wayside. This bit.
I'm originally from Minnesota. Last night I walked into a
dispensary and heard a familiar tune playing in the store.
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I stopped dead on my track, saying out loud, hey,
I think I know this song. Then I heard the
lyric pau till I die. Holy shit, it's Amy but Bobby,
my worlds are colliding. I only know of her because
Dave had a phase where he was obsessed with that song. Okay,
this email needs a little bit more content. I'm pretty
sure that somebody wrote in recently expressing uncertainty about going
(06:28):
into a dispensary and asking questions. Please chat with the
bud tenders. They're helpful, friendly, and probably used to all
sorts of questions. I've been consuming cannabis for several years
and I still ask for recommendations just for funzies. I
played a little game in my head, and I think
the term is called the spoonerism. It's where you switch
out the first few letters between two words of a phrase.
(06:50):
I do this all the time, and it cracks me up.
When I watched TV with subtitles and the caption says
birds chirping, I think Churd's burping it. It's fun to
do this with names too, Rave Dyan Hailey, Bess Launt Vick,
Lenny Juttenberger.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I used to have a substitute teacher who did that
when he did roll call at the beginning of class.
So he would just do it to be funny, and
so mine was always Hailey Bess and I had a friend.
Her name is Lexi Sastamoinen, so she was sexy last
a mooien.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh funny.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So anyway, that's a cool bit. I like that bit.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She goes on to say I would love a staff
Rider sticker and with love and dart licks Katie, thank you, Katie,
appreciate that one. Clicking down to the next one and
a skip for that one. Just listening to the steak rant, Now,
this was a big deal on the show yesterday because
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Vaunt was like, my steak needs to be like well,
well well done. Yeah gros, just listening to the rant.
My take is I like my steak well done. Personally,
I eat like a five year old. I only eat
chicken nuggets and pizza every day. No, Joe, I have
the same disorder that Corey Cove has on kfan aar fid.
So truly, my wife is happy. I even try to
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stake a few years back. I'm thirty four now, by
the way, but she told me get it well done
because she knew I wouldn't like it if it was less.
Even one time at Bonefish Grill. I got it medium
well and it just didn't taste cooked enough, so I
had him cook it even more to well done, and
I love it. I'm with you, Dave, where all adults
should eat your steak, however you like my brother think
(08:28):
my brother likes it where it's still mooing, But yeah,
kill that motherfucker l ol. Thanks. Isn't that an interesting disorder?
And I'm glad that Corey is out about it, so
it's not like it's a secret that he. I don't
know Corey very well, but I guess that he only
eats chicken nuggets and French fries.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Lily, Is that true?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's what it's. That's the acronym aarfid.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think they call it arfed maybe not probably, but yeah,
I know that's a real thing. I've just never I've
never encountered anyone who has it. But I mean, if
that's what you gotta do. But I know for a
fact that's something that Vont doesn't have, and he's just
being a little bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't think he has ar fid. Yeah, Vont is
just kind of a picky It's funny. Carson was also
a very picky eater, and then he would get mocerella
sticks and never dip them. I'm like, oh, you got
to dip them in the marinera.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And he would get only honey barbecue at Buffalo Wild
Wings and he grew out of it, and now he
likes almost everything except green stuff. That kid never eats
green salad, vegetables, peas, beans, broccoli to eat.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I love green stuff, delicious. I love a vegetable like
saute anything. Oh it, put it in my belly.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Let's say, everything except Brussels sprouts. I just don't they
just have that kind of earthy, dirty.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, they do, not very specific taste.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You just got to get them caramelized and then they
don't taste like Brussels sprouts anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Here's one from Dana. Hello, besties, I've been wanting to
tell you this story. Today is my mom's birthday, which
was yesterday. She wrote this last night at ten o'clock.
She passed a few years ago, so this day is
especially hard for me to get through. I'm so sorry
about that. I work in the medical field doing home care.
One year ago today I was at one of my
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very special patient's house over the lunch hour. My patient's
wife offered to make me a two go lunch. I
declined over and over, but she wouldn't take no for
an answer. When I got in my car, I opened
my lunch and I just couldn't believe what I saw.
This is not your average ham turkey sandwich. It is
the exact sandwich my mom used to make, summer sausage,
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butter and mustard on small sliced French bread. What an
amazing coincidence.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, that's like a sign, that's a message, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I started crying. I called my husband. He told me
it was like my mom made it just for me,
just like she used to. Wow. I get a little teary.
I'd thinking about this one. God works in strange ways.
Thank you for reading my email, and thank you for
making me laugh every day, especially on my darkest, hardest days.
Hope you all have a great day. From Dana. Ah.
That is so sweet. What an unusual sandwich. Summer sausage,
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butter and mustard sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I do that, except for not mustard ketchup. We always
grew up doing summer sausage sandwiches butter ketchup, not on
fancy bread like that, just on your basic white butader
I've never had, but I kind of want one.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh God, I haven't had summer sausage. I've had like
several unhealthy meals this entire month. I've been so good. Yeah,
I had a Patty melt, I had a parlor burger.
Ye I had buffalo wild wings. And other than that,
everything that I've eaten this month has been healthy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Wow. Congrats.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, go for you. And last email for today, it
looks like here we go. It says for Dave and Jenny,
and I'm going to guess they probably include Bailey too,
but maybe they just they spelled Jenny's name wrong, so
maybe they're just, you know, like we're busy that day.
First time rider here. I know you guys get these
kind of emails a lot, so feel free to read
for yourself. On the Minnesota Goodbye. Twenty one years ago,
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I had what must have been a stroke of some kind,
never fully diagnosed, that changed my life. In the next
five months, I lost thirty five pounds. I could not
even sit up without almost passing out. I had to
take a sabbatical during this time. Aside from physical portion,
the mental part was the worst. I can't describe it
better than a storm cloud trying to burst out of
(12:24):
my head at even the slightest stress brought on full
body shakes, the irregular heart beats, and literally feeling like
my brain was going to explode. But a horrible feeling. Yeah,
And I can't even imagine being bound to laying on
the couch and unable to help my wife who was
struggling with a job she hated, so we could stay afloat.
I felt utterly useless by the second month, with no
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end in sight. I contemply I heavily contemplated how long
I could keep mentally doing this, and my mind went
to dark solutions. Yes, you guess correctly. That's when I
started listening to radio, namely Your Morning Show, and very
quickly after the Minnesota Goodbye, you became an anchor in
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my life, and the shows were something that helped me
divert my attention away from all the bad. My mental
health kept getting better and better with this sense of
routine in my life, and I'm thrilled to say I
am doing so much better and I have a job
I love again. I don't know where I would be
if it wasn't for the ongoing presence of what I
deemed were family and friends that you, Jenny and Fallon
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created for me. Oh I see now like this was
a long time ago. Now I now have a child
and life couldn't be more on the up and up.
Thank you, Dave and Jenny. I do miss Fallon. Pack
a picture attached to a picture of me and my
little man now and there he is sitting there with
a little boy on his level, cherry, little bald headed
baby boy. What you do truly changes lives in ways.
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I hope still surprise and motivate you. I hope to
contribute more to this show now that I opened the barrier. John,
that's a beautiful letter. And I'm so glad that we
had anything to do with you doing better. And I
will not take credit but give credit to radio. Radio
is a magical thing, and that is one of the
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reasons I wanted to be on the radio so bad.
I worked so hard at it because it worked its
magic for me. When I was growing up, we had
the radio on all the time, and the people on
the radio sounded like friends. And back then radio was different.
It wasn't goofy, wacky, silly, you know, controversial. War of
the Roses silly thing. It was just people on the
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radio that did a good job of making you feel
like you were a friend. It included in the conversation,
and I love that. That is the magic of radio,
and a podcast kind of can do that. But if
you're listening to a podcast that somebody recorded four weeks
ago or four years ago, it's not quite the same.
(14:57):
It's like an audio book. It's not a bad thing.
But when you're listening to a radio station that's right
there that talks about the shows that you also watched
last night, talks about the roads that you also drove on.
And I think the great thing about our show is
there's somebody who relates to somebody on the show. In
other words, if you watch Friends, maybe you related most
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to Rachel or maybe if you watched Let's Go Way Back,
maybe your favorite character on Gilligan's Island was the Skipper.
So I think on our show, there's like somebody that
you're going to pick out and relate to. And I
personally never lose sight of the fact of how much
you mean to us, And I hope that comes through
in the way we do the show. Because a lot
of radio stations are like, well, they're listeners, their numbers.
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We've heard them called clampers, to prize pigs, to all
kinds of insulting names, and it pisses me off because
you're no different than me if I was on the
other side, So we always respect that. Thank you, John.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, John, we're happy you're here. We're glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, super much better.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And I need to see that picture that he said.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll swing it around and I'll show it to you
that it's adorable, little chubby, little bald headed baby boy.
Thank you, John, Thank you for your emails and for
listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. You want to send an email,
love to hear what you have to say. Send Send
it to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com
Starting off of the Minnesota Goodbye. This one came in
not via email, but a Facebook messenger message. I want
to say thank you Dave and the crew. My name
is Heimi or Hima Hima. That's pronounced they give me pronunciation.
Been listening for three years now from Austin, Texas. I
wanted to say how much of a help you've been
with my loneliness. I went from managing a restaurant and
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people to starting my own food truck. It's long hours
and I work by myself. The hardest part is being
alone all day. When I got y'all in the background talking,
I sometimes bust out laughing to what you guys are saying.
It feels like I got people there just goofing off
in the kitchen. It helps me get through the day
and not go crazy in my own head. Also, if
I ever see vont in person, I'm throwing a rare
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steak at his face, disrespecting the steak. The other day
he said, well done. The food is already dead. Why
do you want to kill it? Twice was Vaunt saying
that he does like he only likes well done.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, only well done takes gross.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, I will say I understand how she feels from
from talking to people all day working in a restaurant
or whatever it was she was managing to being alone
in a food truck. Because when I worked at Bubba
Gumps and then I went to working in a desk
job nine to five, I was so lonely. It was
such a shock to me because I was talking to
people all day, looking twelve hour doubles to like sitting
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behind a desk, having barely any conversations outside of an email,
and I just like I hated it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We're a very social kind of a person. I don't
think that. I mean, I really enjoy like coming in
and hang out with you guys, because I really love
you guys, and you're all fun and different in your ways,
and so if I didn't get to hang out with you,
I don't know how life would be, you know what
I mean, Like if you're.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just sitting in here by yourself doing a show, not
chit chatting with us. And I know that we like
talk to people through texting and like phone calls, but
like to be in the presence of someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's just a different thing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, yesterday we talked about the guy with the world's
largest confirmed penis medically confirmed. And I didn't say how
long it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Was, Yeah, because you were.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I was gonna kind of tease you with this one.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Did you guys want to make a guess or did
you already look it up? Well we already yesterday it
was your guesses again.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think I said, did I say a foot? You
said a foot and I said fifteen inches?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Fourteen inches a little over fourteen inches? Yeah, okay, Now
if you take a ruler remember from school, and spread
your fingers about that far apart as a ruler, and
then add on another two inches that is. And the
funny thing is this guy, Matt Barr. He looks like
a chubbier John Lovett's or a chubbier Kevin Kneelin.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He's not cute. No, so Shannon writes in, and she says,
I'm a god. Wednesday's mass produced pr email for the
guy with a huge penis had me laughing all the
way to the gym. Geez, I'm sorry, your huge schlong
is causing much trauma. Maybe you should get in the
business of having it worked for you, not against you.
At least you be richer than you Probably you're probably
(03:01):
crappy book. Let's call it a cash cock. Okay, Oh
my god. I didn't even want to google the guy.
I didn't want to potentially cheat on my guess. I'm
guessing mister big bars packages twenty two inches long. Holy crap,
and oh so painful to think about. Probably passes out
when he gets a hart on because he doesn't have
enough blood to supply both his brains and his cock.
I love the fact that she's graphic on this. It's funny.
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Needless to say, my largest encounter was a confirmed twelve
inches and that was more than enough. Alrighty, back to work,
wishing you all nothing but big wiener. In Pleasant Dreams,
Shannon twelve inches. Now there's a yard. There's a ruler
right there, entire rule yard.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Imagine.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I did ask Andrew yesterday what he thought the length
was and he said thirty six inches. And I was like, what,
that's the size of like a fifth grader.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, no, settle down, And he was like, yeah, you're right.
That was a little too much hot. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Let's move on to Elena, who writes in she says,
I see your longest dong ever story and raise you
the cutest little pen you ever did see. I attached
the snap of child Woo Willie Johnson for your viewing pleasure.
I got him for my favorite urology nurse when she
before she moved, and she he keeps me company at
my desk. He has had some misadventures. Most notoriously, my
(04:16):
nine year old secretly pocketed him and brought him to
show his fourth grade pals. I'm not quite getting the
clarity on what this.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Is going to be, like a stuffed animal or something.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think I'm gonna keep reading Chodwick Likes and Timberlake
as much as I do, so if you want to, Okay,
I'll be honest with you. I don't get this email.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm getting it. Does she have a picture attached? It's
like a flat Stanley. She's like, here's the thing that
my son took to.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh okay, sure, yes, I'm glad I opened it. It
is a little rubber penis that is about the size
of your index fingertip.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I love that it's not a real penis.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not a real one soul accessory.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, that's funny. He's squishy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He's like squishih he's for stress. Then, okay, stress.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Thanks relief, Elena. I'm glad that it is a stress
relieving penis and thank you Elena for participating in the
naughty Let's see here's one, Katie writes in she says,
greeting from greetings from Olympia, Washington. In my head, Dave
was asking how to find our show and I said, hmm,
(05:26):
a little tacky. I love this bit. We used to
do that bit because somebody would say, oh, I listened
to your show, how did you find our show? Hmmm,
a little tacky? And it was a setup. And another
setup that we used to do is like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was It was like something with how you'll go ahead?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sorry, Jenny, but thanks reminding me. It would be like, oh,
you work for the State and Transportation. How many people
work there? About half? And that was our standard set
up joke and we used to do those all the time,
but they kind of fell by the wayside. This bit.
I'm originally from Minnesota. Last night I walked into a
dispensary and heard a familiar tune playing in the store.
(06:05):
I stopped dead on my track, saying out loud, hey,
I think I know this song. Then I heard the
lyric pau till I die. Holy shit, it's Amy but Bobby,
my worlds are colliding. I only know of her because
Dave had a phase where he was obsessed with that song. Okay,
this email needs a little bit more content. I'm pretty
sure that somebody wrote in recently expressing uncertainty about going
(06:28):
into a dispensary and asking questions. Please chat with the
bud tenders. They're helpful, friendly, and probably used to all
sorts of questions. I've been consuming cannabis for several years
and I still ask for recommendations just for funzies. I
played a little game in my head, and I think
the term is called the spoonerism. It's where you switch
out the first few letters between two words of a phrase.
(06:50):
I do this all the time, and it cracks me up.
When I watched TV with subtitles and the caption says
birds chirping, I think Churd's burping it. It's fun to
do this with names too, Rave Dyan Hailey, Bess Launt Vick,
Lenny Juttenberger.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I used to have a substitute teacher who did that
when he did roll call at the beginning of class.
So he would just do it to be funny, and
so mine was always Hailey Bess and I had a friend.
Her name is Lexi Sastamoinen, so she was sexy last
a mooien.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh funny.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So anyway, that's a cool bit. I like that bit.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She goes on to say I would love a staff
Rider sticker and with love and dart licks Katie, thank you, Katie,
appreciate that one. Clicking down to the next one and
a skip for that one. Just listening to the steak rant, Now,
this was a big deal on the show yesterday because
(07:47):
Vaunt was like, my steak needs to be like well,
well well done. Yeah gros, just listening to the rant.
My take is I like my steak well done. Personally,
I eat like a five year old. I only eat
chicken nuggets and pizza every day. No, Joe, I have
the same disorder that Corey Cove has on kfan aar fid.
So truly, my wife is happy. I even try to
(08:07):
stake a few years back. I'm thirty four now, by
the way, but she told me get it well done
because she knew I wouldn't like it if it was less.
Even one time at Bonefish Grill. I got it medium
well and it just didn't taste cooked enough, so I
had him cook it even more to well done, and
I love it. I'm with you, Dave, where all adults
should eat your steak, however you like my brother think
(08:28):
my brother likes it where it's still mooing, But yeah,
kill that motherfucker l ol. Thanks. Isn't that an interesting disorder?
And I'm glad that Corey is out about it, so
it's not like it's a secret that he. I don't
know Corey very well, but I guess that he only
eats chicken nuggets and French fries.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Lily, Is that true?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's what it's. That's the acronym aarfid.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think they call it arfed maybe not probably, but yeah,
I know that's a real thing. I've just never I've
never encountered anyone who has it. But I mean, if
that's what you gotta do. But I know for a
fact that's something that Vont doesn't have, and he's just
being a little bitch.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't think he has ar fid. Yeah, Vont is
just kind of a picky It's funny. Carson was also
a very picky eater, and then he would get mocerella
sticks and never dip them. I'm like, oh, you got
to dip them in the marinera.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And he would get only honey barbecue at Buffalo Wild
Wings and he grew out of it, and now he
likes almost everything except green stuff. That kid never eats
green salad, vegetables, peas, beans, broccoli to eat.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I love green stuff, delicious. I love a vegetable like
saute anything. Oh it, put it in my belly.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Let's say, everything except Brussels sprouts. I just don't they
just have that kind of earthy, dirty.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, they do, not very specific taste.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You just got to get them caramelized and then they
don't taste like Brussels sprouts anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Here's one from Dana. Hello, besties, I've been wanting to
tell you this story. Today is my mom's birthday, which
was yesterday. She wrote this last night at ten o'clock.
She passed a few years ago, so this day is
especially hard for me to get through. I'm so sorry
about that. I work in the medical field doing home care.
One year ago today I was at one of my
(10:13):
very special patient's house over the lunch hour. My patient's
wife offered to make me a two go lunch. I
declined over and over, but she wouldn't take no for
an answer. When I got in my car, I opened
my lunch and I just couldn't believe what I saw.
This is not your average ham turkey sandwich. It is
the exact sandwich my mom used to make, summer sausage,
(10:37):
butter and mustard on small sliced French bread. What an
amazing coincidence.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, that's like a sign, that's a message, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I started crying. I called my husband. He told me
it was like my mom made it just for me,
just like she used to. Wow. I get a little teary.
I'd thinking about this one. God works in strange ways.
Thank you for reading my email, and thank you for
making me laugh every day, especially on my darkest, hardest days.
Hope you all have a great day. From Dana. Ah.
That is so sweet. What an unusual sandwich. Summer sausage,
(11:12):
butter and mustard sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I do that, except for not mustard ketchup. We always
grew up doing summer sausage sandwiches butter ketchup, not on
fancy bread like that, just on your basic white butader
I've never had, but I kind of want one.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh God, I haven't had summer sausage. I've had like
several unhealthy meals this entire month. I've been so good. Yeah,
I had a Patty melt, I had a parlor burger.
Ye I had buffalo wild wings. And other than that,
everything that I've eaten this month has been healthy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Wow. Congrats.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, go for you. And last email for today, it
looks like here we go. It says for Dave and Jenny,
and I'm going to guess they probably include Bailey too,
but maybe they just they spelled Jenny's name wrong, so
maybe they're just, you know, like we're busy that day.
First time rider here. I know you guys get these
kind of emails a lot, so feel free to read
for yourself. On the Minnesota Goodbye. Twenty one years ago,
(12:04):
I had what must have been a stroke of some kind,
never fully diagnosed, that changed my life. In the next
five months, I lost thirty five pounds. I could not
even sit up without almost passing out. I had to
take a sabbatical during this time. Aside from physical portion,
the mental part was the worst. I can't describe it
better than a storm cloud trying to burst out of
(12:24):
my head at even the slightest stress brought on full
body shakes, the irregular heart beats, and literally feeling like
my brain was going to explode. But a horrible feeling. Yeah,
And I can't even imagine being bound to laying on
the couch and unable to help my wife who was
struggling with a job she hated, so we could stay afloat.
I felt utterly useless by the second month, with no
(12:47):
end in sight. I contemply I heavily contemplated how long
I could keep mentally doing this, and my mind went
to dark solutions. Yes, you guess correctly. That's when I
started listening to radio, namely Your Morning Show, and very
quickly after the Minnesota Goodbye, you became an anchor in
(13:08):
my life, and the shows were something that helped me
divert my attention away from all the bad. My mental
health kept getting better and better with this sense of
routine in my life, and I'm thrilled to say I
am doing so much better and I have a job
I love again. I don't know where I would be
if it wasn't for the ongoing presence of what I
deemed were family and friends that you, Jenny and Fallon
(13:30):
created for me. Oh I see now like this was
a long time ago. Now I now have a child
and life couldn't be more on the up and up.
Thank you, Dave and Jenny. I do miss Fallon. Pack
a picture attached to a picture of me and my
little man now and there he is sitting there with
a little boy on his level, cherry, little bald headed
baby boy. What you do truly changes lives in ways.
(13:54):
I hope still surprise and motivate you. I hope to
contribute more to this show now that I opened the barrier. John,
that's a beautiful letter. And I'm so glad that we
had anything to do with you doing better. And I
will not take credit but give credit to radio. Radio
is a magical thing, and that is one of the
(14:15):
reasons I wanted to be on the radio so bad.
I worked so hard at it because it worked its
magic for me. When I was growing up, we had
the radio on all the time, and the people on
the radio sounded like friends. And back then radio was different.
It wasn't goofy, wacky, silly, you know, controversial. War of
the Roses silly thing. It was just people on the
(14:37):
radio that did a good job of making you feel
like you were a friend. It included in the conversation,
and I love that. That is the magic of radio,
and a podcast kind of can do that. But if
you're listening to a podcast that somebody recorded four weeks
ago or four years ago, it's not quite the same.
(14:57):
It's like an audio book. It's not a bad thing.
But when you're listening to a radio station that's right
there that talks about the shows that you also watched
last night, talks about the roads that you also drove on.
And I think the great thing about our show is
there's somebody who relates to somebody on the show. In
other words, if you watch Friends, maybe you related most
(15:18):
to Rachel or maybe if you watched Let's Go Way Back,
maybe your favorite character on Gilligan's Island was the Skipper.
So I think on our show, there's like somebody that
you're going to pick out and relate to. And I
personally never lose sight of the fact of how much
you mean to us, And I hope that comes through
in the way we do the show. Because a lot
of radio stations are like, well, they're listeners, their numbers.
(15:41):
We've heard them called clampers, to prize pigs, to all
kinds of insulting names, and it pisses me off because
you're no different than me if I was on the
other side, So we always respect that. Thank you, John.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, John, we're happy you're here. We're glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, super much better.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And I need to see that picture that he said.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll swing it around and I'll show it to you
that it's adorable, little chubby, little bald headed baby boy.
Thank you, John, Thank you for your emails and for
listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. You want to send an email,
love to hear what you have to say. Send Send
it to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com
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