November 20, 2025 • 17 mins
We continue creating buzz over a live podcast, folks are wondering if they're the asshole or the dumbass, and Juanita has a rant!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we have a whole bunch of emails for
the Minnesota Goodbye, so let's get started. And it might
take us a few days to get through all of these,
but we're gonna start off with some feedback on the
podcast that we're thinking about doing the live podcast, and
because we think it'd be fun to do a live podcast,
we are seriously narrowing down a date and that is
(00:22):
on December six.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Lunchtime is yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We want to do lunchtime because we got to contact
over at Dominoes that said we'll get us a great
deal on pizzas. Because I'm probably gonna end up buying
the pizzas. I said, you know, we get a sponsor
for this one, that would be great. But I want
people to come by and have a couple of slices
of pizza and I'll buy a big cooler full of
pop pack and we can do the podcast. And Secretary
(00:50):
Brie has already said that she would love to be there,
and then so does Lexi. Lexi says I wanted to
reach out and say how psyched I would be to
attend a livery recording of the Minnesota Goodbye. I love
this idea, such a big fan. I've listened to every episode.
It would love to watch the magic happen right in
front of me. I'm looking forward to learning more details.
I work two jobs, so I'm crossing my fingers at
(01:10):
our schedules would align. I hope you guys have a
great rest of your week. Thank you for being you, Lexi.
So I mean a very solid preliminary date is December sixth,
Saturday at noon. Can you make it?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Can I make it?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I would be leaving something to make it, but I
would be there because it's important.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, let's see here. Yeah, I've got that day open.
I'm going to go to a Christmas party that night.
I believe in Lake City or Wabashaw or somewhere down
that way. But I can do that and I would
very much look forward to it. Thank you, Lexi. Let's
talk to Secretary Bree. Consider this my RSVP to the
(01:52):
live podcast. I am so in and be so much fun.
I could even fulfill my secretarial duties and handstickers out
to those that ask questions or the of an answer.
That would be so fucking fun. I just had to
say that. And that's what I think with the vision
would be is like we'll do some of our regular
stuff and then basically you can walk up to the
microphone and ask a question.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, or you could probably even just text into the
station too to ask a question if you wanted it
to be anonymous, and we could read.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It, Okay, I be honest with you. We could for sure, Yeah,
but people wouldn't know that we're doing it at the
podcast because it wouldn't be live, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, I wouldn't be live, but we could just read
them anonymously. If people wanted to send in a question,
we can read in if they text it in.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, No, I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's making sense in my brain. If you want to
send an anonymous question.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, she says, sorry, I haven't written in a while.
I'm even voice to talk texting this email as I
drive home from work at ten pm after an amazing event.
Have I mentioned how much I love my job? And
she goes on to talk about her job and her life,
et cetera. And I'm glad you're happy with that. Thank you, Bree,
and we will see you at the live podcast. Here's
(03:08):
an interesting one. This is from Jackie Hello Morning Show.
I listened to you guys. They always make me laugh,
so I'd like to make you laugh with something that
really happened. This question is am I the idiot? I
had my dog at the time in the car with
me going home around two thirty or three in the morning.
(03:29):
I was on the back roads from Maple Grove to
Buffalo Anyway. I noticed on this long road the car
behind me kept getting close and then backing off, getting
close and backing off. I started to get scared because
a cop would have pulled me over by then, so
I thought, this is a psycho. There's a stop sign
coming up. I just bolted through it, thinking hell yeah,
I got away. But as soon as I ran that sign,
(03:50):
whoo whoop, fucking lights. The police officer came up to
my car after I'd stopped, and before I could say anything,
I said, I was scared. You were a freaking crazy person.
That's why I ran the sign. Sadly, this was not
the stupid that I did. I went to hand him
my idea, and I don't know why I handed him
my dog's Minnesota license ID instead. I thought it was funny.
(04:13):
The officer did not, and then I handed him my
actual driver's license because of the look on his face.
My dog was in the front seat the whole time,
as I got asked the usual questions, Have I drank
or anything? No, no, no, he had thought that I
was impaired. He had to have thought I was impaired,
and then he asked me to step outside. That it
wouldn't take long. He had me to do a field
sobriety test, all of it. I have shit for balance,
(04:35):
so I said, multiple times, just give me the breathalyzer.
He finally made me do the breathalyzer. But here's the kicker.
I'm allergic to alcohol. I physically can't drink it unless
I want to have an anaphylactic reaction. I can't even
have a sip because it closes my throat. He then
sees there is zero alcohol and lets me go no ticket.
About an hour later, after backup arrived, I ended up
(04:58):
taking a little plastic piece from the breath because anybody
that knows me wouldn't believe me. I was, in fact
the idiot to try and be funny at the wrong time. Okay, please,
can I please get a staff writer sticker? I forgot
to ask the last time I wrote in well it's
funny you bring that up. You didn't include your address,
(05:18):
except you have an old address on the dog's I
D card. I'm not going to mail it to the
dog's ID card because I don't know whether that is
your current address. So if you listen, write me back
and say it's Jackie. I forgot to include my address. Okay,
Ready for Jannita's rent? Yeah, okay, give me a minute
to push the correct buttons, which I always have to do. Bleep,
(05:42):
a bluep a blue do. Here we go, pushing there,
pushing there, pushing there, and here comes a rent from
our friend Juanita, who will also Juanita, you better come
to the Minnesota Goodbye live podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hey y'all, Hey, so yesterday, I think a live Minnesota
Goodbye would be so awesome. I would be happy to
pay my twenty five dollars. I think that would be
so much fun. Yes, we need to put that together.
So here's my rant for this week. I think I
did a rant about this before, but it just happened
to me again this weekend. So I'm giving a friend
(06:19):
a ride. Now I don't know where they're going. They're
telling they're giving me the directions as to where to go.
But I don't know if this is everybody or if
this is just black folks. So we're riding along and
we're coming up to the exit that they need to
come off of. But instead of them saying what we
need to come off here, we passed. But they're looking
(06:40):
at the exit as we're passing by. But instead of
them saying what we need to come off here, they
look at me and go and ask me the question,
where are you going? What the fuck you think we're going?
I'm taking you where you wanted to go? Will you
pass by the exit?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
How the fuck would I know that? You and then
tell me that that's where you want to come off back? Well, yeah,
we were supposed to come out there. Okay, Well I
wouldn't know that until you unless you had a fucking
told me that. You're fucking idiot, So.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, where are you going? Now?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna pull over so you can get the fuck
out since you don't know how to tell me where
you want to go. God damn it, these people pissed
me the fuck off. Well that's my right for this week.
Like I said, we need to put that thing together
because a Minnesota, A live Minnesota. Goodbye would be fun.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, I'll talk to you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I love you bye, Love you ba. Jan She came
to the Boo Bash a couple of weeks ago, and
people are like, is that Janita? I want to get
a picture with her? Is that Secretary Brie? I want
to get a picture with her.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So people come up to me just saying is that Janita?
And I was like, do you want to talk to me?
And they're like, no, where's Juanita? Yeah, okay, she's over there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We will all be at the Minnesota, even Vont, who
is never on the Minnesota Goodbye. And it's not that
we don't want Vont on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's just
that we do it at a time when he's busy
doing other things, and we really don't need four people
to be on the Minnesota Goodbye because it's mostly your
emails anyway. So here's something interesting and I'm gonna read this,
but I can't post it because I'm too lazy. But
(08:12):
we talked about vegetable side dishes for Thanksgiving. Now, if
you really like this one, you can go back and
you can wind back and listen to it till you
write it down or whatever. Here we go. Let's see
most people they're talking about the live podcast. Here is
(08:32):
the recipe for the broccoli corn casserole. Okay, broccoli corn casserole.
One regular box of crushed chicken and a biscuit crackers,
one bag frozen broccoli florettes, one can regular corn, one
can creamed corn, one quarter cup melted butter. Mix the
(08:56):
vegetables together with three quarters of the box of crushed crackers.
Top with remaining crush crackers in poor melted butter all
over the top of the cast. Roll. Bake for three
for thirty to thirty five to forty five minutes at
three point fifty. Enjoy and Happy Turkey Day.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Delicious. That sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Thank you, Naomi. We've never actually read a recipe on
the Minnesota Goodbye before, and I love the innovation. A
next one, here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Don't say my name, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Am I the asshole? I don't know if I'm being
dramatic or justified. I live in an apartment with my dog,
and like everybody else, we have balconies. I have one
of those fresh Patch style grass pads for my dog.
It's got a tray at traps p and I empty
and clean it regularly for those in between walk potty breaks,
because you know, if you live on a you know,
(09:49):
like a higher floor and you got a dog, you
don't want to walk down the stairs or down the
elevator every time. My upstairs neighbor also has a dog,
but there's a giant gap in their balcony. Lord Worthy
keep a fake grass pad with no tray underneath, so
all day long, the dog pee literally drips down onto
my balcony, sometimes multiple times a day. Gross it got
(10:10):
onto my white outdoor chair cushion that's now put away,
but still it's gotten so bad it's almost dripped on
me and my dog. I can see and smell the
pea stains. I've been reporting it to management for over
a week now. Nothing has changed. It just keeps happening.
It actually seems like it's getting worse. I'm a clean freak,
so I'm constantly scrubbing my balcony so my dog and
I aren't walking through somebody else's dog pee. Here're my question.
(10:32):
Here's my question. Am I the asshole for continuing to
complain to building management since the pea is technically outside?
Or am I justified because no one should have to
deal with that. Love to hear your thoughts. What do
you think you are one hundred and ten percent justified.
You have every right, even if you weren't a dog,
especially if you weren't a dog owner. Yeah, to not
(10:52):
have dog pea drip onto your balcony period period.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Should have to put something underneath what you said, like
have a tray or something underneath that, because that is
so ungodly gross. Like what Also, why are you not
taking your dog out to like the yard of the building,
Like why are you letting your dog pee on the balcony?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Because they if you live on an upper floor, it
would be difficult to every time the dog's got a pee, Yeah,
to take the dog down the elevator outside, down the hallway.
So that's why if you live in an apartment you're
thinking about getting a dog, you really got to consider
whether you are committed to taking that dog out right
seven times a day.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, because that's I just think. I mean, obviously it's
not fair for the lady who lives underneath, but like, gosh,
that sounds kind of sad for in general. Just like, Okay,
let's leave our tiny apartment and go out to the
balcony where you can pee on this tiny little splotch
of grass.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Noah, I get it though, and I would say you
are absolutely justified. I would put up a stink and say,
you know what, I've got my pa trap in a trap.
They should have their pea trap trap as well. Yeah
another one. Oh and they sent photos of it too.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well oh yeah, that is gross.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah that is that is something else.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That is something else. Let me see if there's another one.
Here we go. I'm sorry that I'm stalling.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're doing great as I do this. Well. I cannot
say if anyone was listening to the actual Dave Ryan
Show this morning. I talked about potentially going to the
Puttery for a dates tomorrow, and it has been confirmed
we are going to the Puttery tomorrow. I'm stepping out
of my comfort zone on mini golf. But actually I'm
looking at it. It does look dope as hell, looks really cool.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It does look cool, doesn't it. I remember when it
first came out, we talked about it. I you know what,
my favorite date spot off the top of my head
is like can Can Wonderland, And.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I like can Can Wonderland. I've been there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, and if you've never been. It's like video games
retro and new, but it's also got all these badass
retro pinball machines that are free to play, yeah, once
you pay to get in. And we're talking like nineteen fifty, sixties,
seventies retro pinball machines, and not just pinball, but like
old school pre technology games. They're not even video games.
(13:20):
And I fucking love that place. I've only gone one time.
I've bunch it's so far away from chan hands in
those days, really.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And this one it just it seems like it's kind
of the same exact thing as can can, but like
upper scale, but it's themed and everything. So there's like
different rooms that are themed, and I think that's the
part that I will like more than the actual mini golf,
and also obviously the company of my date.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He is well, of course, of course I did, do
you okay, Here we go email about contact lenses. This
came in a couple of weeks ago, or a week
or so ago. We have not gotten to it, so
here we go. I was talking about how Susan and
I we argue because she takes out her disposable contacts
and she tries to drop them in the trash can
and she misses. I found one stuck to the toilet
(14:03):
seat the other day and it just is one of
my pet peeves is like, put the fucking things in
the fucking trash can. This email is about contacts. I
clean houses. You'd be surprised how many people pile them
up on their night stand or bathroom counter. They don't
pick them up, but they fall on the floor. They
just leave them out for us to clean up. It's
so gross. They get rock hard. I didn't even realize
(14:24):
what they were the first time. I just brushed them
into my hand. Now I just swift for them on
the floor and vacuum them up. Have a great day
from brit Okay, thank you Britt for that anecdote about
those I sure appreciate that. Sincerely, I do. Email is
not loaded. Malee and I had a great time singing
(14:45):
Kansas City today. So while it's while.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's letting Dave what Okay? So I went to see
a show last weekend at South Saint Paul High School
and apparently there is South Saint Paul Community Theater as well,
and next summer they're doing Oklahoma at South Saint Paul
oh theater, should we audition?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We I don't want to audition?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't want you just want to be offered the
part I don't want to. I would go, you would go,
I don't have. I had such a great experience in
twenty fourteen being in Oklahoma, and I'll tell you the
quick story. The Community Theater company Cross Community Players wrote
to me and said, hey, will you mention that we
(15:28):
have auditions coming up for Oklahoma? And I was like, well,
that's cute. No, we don't. We don't mention things like
that because we just don't. Yeah, but I respect it,
and I said, Okay, I get an idea. Can I
audition on the air for your directors and musical directors
for the part of jud Fry. So they're like, yeah,
that'd be kind of fun. I said, we'll make a
(15:48):
bit out of it, and then yeah, I will mention
your auditions. So they came in and I sang, poor Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I literally remember that. I remember listening to that in
my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And because that's the only music that I love, and
I've seen it before and I've seen big productions and
little productions. And so they came in and I auditioned
for the role of jud Fry, who is a murdery
creep that is in love with the woman in the show,
but she doesn't like him, but she uses him to
get the attention of the boy she really likes, to
(16:20):
make him jealousy. So I auditioned and they said, we
want to offer it to you. They called me later
that day and said we want to offer it to you.
And my first response was no, way, no. But then
I thought, I will never in my life get offered
a role of a prominent figure in a theater production.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Right, so might as well. And I said yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
And I remember I came in and Steve and Fallon
and I told him, and they said, all right, we're
going to lay down some ground rules here. You can't
leave early for rehearsal. You can't come in tired because
of rehearsal, you can't memorize your lines during the show.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A ble blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And that summer we rehearsed for probably no six weeks
or eight weeks. It was the fucking best time I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Exactly theater man, it's theater magic. I didn't realize that
that was a bit to start off with where you're like, y'all,
it wasn't for a.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Bit, It totally was, and I did not expect them
to offer me the role. And seriously shout out to
Menrod and Christopher. I'm still friends with these people and
so many people in the show. It was the best
fucking time I've ever had in my life. So that
is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails to
Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
All right, we have a whole bunch of emails for
the Minnesota Goodbye, so let's get started. And it might
take us a few days to get through all of these,
but we're gonna start off with some feedback on the
podcast that we're thinking about doing the live podcast, and
because we think it'd be fun to do a live podcast,
we are seriously narrowing down a date and that is
(00:22):
on December six.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Lunchtime is yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We want to do lunchtime because we got to contact
over at Dominoes that said we'll get us a great
deal on pizzas. Because I'm probably gonna end up buying
the pizzas. I said, you know, we get a sponsor
for this one, that would be great. But I want
people to come by and have a couple of slices
of pizza and I'll buy a big cooler full of
pop pack and we can do the podcast. And Secretary
(00:50):
Brie has already said that she would love to be there,
and then so does Lexi. Lexi says I wanted to
reach out and say how psyched I would be to
attend a livery recording of the Minnesota Goodbye. I love
this idea, such a big fan. I've listened to every episode.
It would love to watch the magic happen right in
front of me. I'm looking forward to learning more details.
I work two jobs, so I'm crossing my fingers at
(01:10):
our schedules would align. I hope you guys have a
great rest of your week. Thank you for being you, Lexi.
So I mean a very solid preliminary date is December sixth,
Saturday at noon. Can you make it?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Can I make it?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I would be leaving something to make it, but I
would be there because it's important.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, let's see here. Yeah, I've got that day open.
I'm going to go to a Christmas party that night.
I believe in Lake City or Wabashaw or somewhere down
that way. But I can do that and I would
very much look forward to it. Thank you, Lexi. Let's
talk to Secretary Bree. Consider this my RSVP to the
(01:52):
live podcast. I am so in and be so much fun.
I could even fulfill my secretarial duties and handstickers out
to those that ask questions or the of an answer.
That would be so fucking fun. I just had to
say that. And that's what I think with the vision
would be is like we'll do some of our regular
stuff and then basically you can walk up to the
microphone and ask a question.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, or you could probably even just text into the
station too to ask a question if you wanted it
to be anonymous, and we could read.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It, Okay, I be honest with you. We could for sure, Yeah,
but people wouldn't know that we're doing it at the
podcast because it wouldn't be live, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, I wouldn't be live, but we could just read
them anonymously. If people wanted to send in a question,
we can read in if they text it in.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, No, I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's making sense in my brain. If you want to
send an anonymous question.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, she says, sorry, I haven't written in a while.
I'm even voice to talk texting this email as I
drive home from work at ten pm after an amazing event.
Have I mentioned how much I love my job? And
she goes on to talk about her job and her life,
et cetera. And I'm glad you're happy with that. Thank you, Bree,
and we will see you at the live podcast. Here's
(03:08):
an interesting one. This is from Jackie Hello Morning Show.
I listened to you guys. They always make me laugh,
so I'd like to make you laugh with something that
really happened. This question is am I the idiot? I
had my dog at the time in the car with
me going home around two thirty or three in the morning.
(03:29):
I was on the back roads from Maple Grove to
Buffalo Anyway. I noticed on this long road the car
behind me kept getting close and then backing off, getting
close and backing off. I started to get scared because
a cop would have pulled me over by then, so
I thought, this is a psycho. There's a stop sign
coming up. I just bolted through it, thinking hell yeah,
I got away. But as soon as I ran that sign,
(03:50):
whoo whoop, fucking lights. The police officer came up to
my car after I'd stopped, and before I could say anything,
I said, I was scared. You were a freaking crazy person.
That's why I ran the sign. Sadly, this was not
the stupid that I did. I went to hand him
my idea, and I don't know why I handed him
my dog's Minnesota license ID instead. I thought it was funny.
(04:13):
The officer did not, and then I handed him my
actual driver's license because of the look on his face.
My dog was in the front seat the whole time,
as I got asked the usual questions, Have I drank
or anything? No, no, no, he had thought that I
was impaired. He had to have thought I was impaired,
and then he asked me to step outside. That it
wouldn't take long. He had me to do a field
sobriety test, all of it. I have shit for balance,
(04:35):
so I said, multiple times, just give me the breathalyzer.
He finally made me do the breathalyzer. But here's the kicker.
I'm allergic to alcohol. I physically can't drink it unless
I want to have an anaphylactic reaction. I can't even
have a sip because it closes my throat. He then
sees there is zero alcohol and lets me go no ticket.
About an hour later, after backup arrived, I ended up
(04:58):
taking a little plastic piece from the breath because anybody
that knows me wouldn't believe me. I was, in fact
the idiot to try and be funny at the wrong time. Okay, please,
can I please get a staff writer sticker? I forgot
to ask the last time I wrote in well it's
funny you bring that up. You didn't include your address,
(05:18):
except you have an old address on the dog's I
D card. I'm not going to mail it to the
dog's ID card because I don't know whether that is
your current address. So if you listen, write me back
and say it's Jackie. I forgot to include my address. Okay,
Ready for Jannita's rent? Yeah, okay, give me a minute
to push the correct buttons, which I always have to do. Bleep,
(05:42):
a bluep a blue do. Here we go, pushing there,
pushing there, pushing there, and here comes a rent from
our friend Juanita, who will also Juanita, you better come
to the Minnesota Goodbye live podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hey y'all, Hey, so yesterday, I think a live Minnesota
Goodbye would be so awesome. I would be happy to
pay my twenty five dollars. I think that would be
so much fun. Yes, we need to put that together.
So here's my rant for this week. I think I
did a rant about this before, but it just happened
to me again this weekend. So I'm giving a friend
(06:19):
a ride. Now I don't know where they're going. They're
telling they're giving me the directions as to where to go.
But I don't know if this is everybody or if
this is just black folks. So we're riding along and
we're coming up to the exit that they need to
come off of. But instead of them saying what we
need to come off here, we passed. But they're looking
(06:40):
at the exit as we're passing by. But instead of
them saying what we need to come off here, they
look at me and go and ask me the question,
where are you going? What the fuck you think we're going?
I'm taking you where you wanted to go? Will you
pass by the exit?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
How the fuck would I know that? You and then
tell me that that's where you want to come off back? Well, yeah,
we were supposed to come out there. Okay, Well I
wouldn't know that until you unless you had a fucking
told me that. You're fucking idiot, So.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well, where are you going? Now?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna pull over so you can get the fuck
out since you don't know how to tell me where
you want to go. God damn it, these people pissed
me the fuck off. Well that's my right for this week.
Like I said, we need to put that thing together
because a Minnesota, A live Minnesota. Goodbye would be fun.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, I'll talk to you guys next week.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I love you bye, Love you ba. Jan She came
to the Boo Bash a couple of weeks ago, and
people are like, is that Janita? I want to get
a picture with her? Is that Secretary Brie? I want
to get a picture with her.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So people come up to me just saying is that Janita?
And I was like, do you want to talk to me?
And they're like, no, where's Juanita? Yeah, okay, she's over there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We will all be at the Minnesota, even Vont, who
is never on the Minnesota Goodbye. And it's not that
we don't want Vont on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's just
that we do it at a time when he's busy
doing other things, and we really don't need four people
to be on the Minnesota Goodbye because it's mostly your
emails anyway. So here's something interesting and I'm gonna read this,
but I can't post it because I'm too lazy. But
(08:12):
we talked about vegetable side dishes for Thanksgiving. Now, if
you really like this one, you can go back and
you can wind back and listen to it till you
write it down or whatever. Here we go. Let's see
most people they're talking about the live podcast. Here is
(08:32):
the recipe for the broccoli corn casserole. Okay, broccoli corn casserole.
One regular box of crushed chicken and a biscuit crackers,
one bag frozen broccoli florettes, one can regular corn, one
can creamed corn, one quarter cup melted butter. Mix the
(08:56):
vegetables together with three quarters of the box of crushed crackers.
Top with remaining crush crackers in poor melted butter all
over the top of the cast. Roll. Bake for three
for thirty to thirty five to forty five minutes at
three point fifty. Enjoy and Happy Turkey Day.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Delicious. That sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Thank you, Naomi. We've never actually read a recipe on
the Minnesota Goodbye before, and I love the innovation. A
next one, here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Don't say my name, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Am I the asshole? I don't know if I'm being
dramatic or justified. I live in an apartment with my dog,
and like everybody else, we have balconies. I have one
of those fresh Patch style grass pads for my dog.
It's got a tray at traps p and I empty
and clean it regularly for those in between walk potty breaks,
because you know, if you live on a you know,
(09:49):
like a higher floor and you got a dog, you
don't want to walk down the stairs or down the
elevator every time. My upstairs neighbor also has a dog,
but there's a giant gap in their balcony. Lord Worthy
keep a fake grass pad with no tray underneath, so
all day long, the dog pee literally drips down onto
my balcony, sometimes multiple times a day. Gross it got
(10:10):
onto my white outdoor chair cushion that's now put away,
but still it's gotten so bad it's almost dripped on
me and my dog. I can see and smell the
pea stains. I've been reporting it to management for over
a week now. Nothing has changed. It just keeps happening.
It actually seems like it's getting worse. I'm a clean freak,
so I'm constantly scrubbing my balcony so my dog and
I aren't walking through somebody else's dog pee. Here're my question.
(10:32):
Here's my question. Am I the asshole for continuing to
complain to building management since the pea is technically outside?
Or am I justified because no one should have to
deal with that. Love to hear your thoughts. What do
you think you are one hundred and ten percent justified.
You have every right, even if you weren't a dog,
especially if you weren't a dog owner. Yeah, to not
(10:52):
have dog pea drip onto your balcony period period.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Should have to put something underneath what you said, like
have a tray or something underneath that, because that is
so ungodly gross. Like what Also, why are you not
taking your dog out to like the yard of the building,
Like why are you letting your dog pee on the balcony?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Because they if you live on an upper floor, it
would be difficult to every time the dog's got a pee, Yeah,
to take the dog down the elevator outside, down the hallway.
So that's why if you live in an apartment you're
thinking about getting a dog, you really got to consider
whether you are committed to taking that dog out right
seven times a day.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, because that's I just think. I mean, obviously it's
not fair for the lady who lives underneath, but like, gosh,
that sounds kind of sad for in general. Just like, Okay,
let's leave our tiny apartment and go out to the
balcony where you can pee on this tiny little splotch
of grass.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Noah, I get it though, and I would say you
are absolutely justified. I would put up a stink and say,
you know what, I've got my pa trap in a trap.
They should have their pea trap trap as well. Yeah
another one. Oh and they sent photos of it too.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well oh yeah, that is gross.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah that is that is something else.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That is something else. Let me see if there's another one.
Here we go. I'm sorry that I'm stalling.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're doing great as I do this. Well. I cannot
say if anyone was listening to the actual Dave Ryan
Show this morning. I talked about potentially going to the
Puttery for a dates tomorrow, and it has been confirmed
we are going to the Puttery tomorrow. I'm stepping out
of my comfort zone on mini golf. But actually I'm
looking at it. It does look dope as hell, looks really cool.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It does look cool, doesn't it. I remember when it
first came out, we talked about it. I you know what,
my favorite date spot off the top of my head
is like can Can Wonderland, And.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I like can Can Wonderland. I've been there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, and if you've never been. It's like video games
retro and new, but it's also got all these badass
retro pinball machines that are free to play, yeah, once
you pay to get in. And we're talking like nineteen fifty, sixties,
seventies retro pinball machines, and not just pinball, but like
old school pre technology games. They're not even video games.
(13:20):
And I fucking love that place. I've only gone one time.
I've bunch it's so far away from chan hands in
those days, really.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And this one it just it seems like it's kind
of the same exact thing as can can, but like
upper scale, but it's themed and everything. So there's like
different rooms that are themed, and I think that's the
part that I will like more than the actual mini golf,
and also obviously the company of my date.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He is well, of course, of course I did, do
you okay, Here we go email about contact lenses. This
came in a couple of weeks ago, or a week
or so ago. We have not gotten to it, so
here we go. I was talking about how Susan and
I we argue because she takes out her disposable contacts
and she tries to drop them in the trash can
and she misses. I found one stuck to the toilet
(14:03):
seat the other day and it just is one of
my pet peeves is like, put the fucking things in
the fucking trash can. This email is about contacts. I
clean houses. You'd be surprised how many people pile them
up on their night stand or bathroom counter. They don't
pick them up, but they fall on the floor. They
just leave them out for us to clean up. It's
so gross. They get rock hard. I didn't even realize
(14:24):
what they were the first time. I just brushed them
into my hand. Now I just swift for them on
the floor and vacuum them up. Have a great day
from brit Okay, thank you Britt for that anecdote about
those I sure appreciate that. Sincerely, I do. Email is
not loaded. Malee and I had a great time singing
(14:45):
Kansas City today. So while it's while.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's letting Dave what Okay? So I went to see
a show last weekend at South Saint Paul High School
and apparently there is South Saint Paul Community Theater as well,
and next summer they're doing Oklahoma at South Saint Paul
oh theater, should we audition?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We I don't want to audition?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't want you just want to be offered the
part I don't want to. I would go, you would go,
I don't have. I had such a great experience in
twenty fourteen being in Oklahoma, and I'll tell you the
quick story. The Community Theater company Cross Community Players wrote
to me and said, hey, will you mention that we
(15:28):
have auditions coming up for Oklahoma? And I was like, well,
that's cute. No, we don't. We don't mention things like
that because we just don't. Yeah, but I respect it,
and I said, Okay, I get an idea. Can I
audition on the air for your directors and musical directors
for the part of jud Fry. So they're like, yeah,
that'd be kind of fun. I said, we'll make a
(15:48):
bit out of it, and then yeah, I will mention
your auditions. So they came in and I sang, poor Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I literally remember that. I remember listening to that in
my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And because that's the only music that I love, and
I've seen it before and I've seen big productions and
little productions. And so they came in and I auditioned
for the role of jud Fry, who is a murdery
creep that is in love with the woman in the show,
but she doesn't like him, but she uses him to
get the attention of the boy she really likes, to
(16:20):
make him jealousy. So I auditioned and they said, we
want to offer it to you. They called me later
that day and said we want to offer it to you.
And my first response was no, way, no. But then
I thought, I will never in my life get offered
a role of a prominent figure in a theater production.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Right, so might as well. And I said yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
And I remember I came in and Steve and Fallon
and I told him, and they said, all right, we're
going to lay down some ground rules here. You can't
leave early for rehearsal. You can't come in tired because
of rehearsal, you can't memorize your lines during the show.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A ble blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And that summer we rehearsed for probably no six weeks
or eight weeks. It was the fucking best time I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Exactly theater man, it's theater magic. I didn't realize that
that was a bit to start off with where you're like, y'all,
it wasn't for a.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Bit, It totally was, and I did not expect them
to offer me the role. And seriously shout out to
Menrod and Christopher. I'm still friends with these people and
so many people in the show. It was the best
fucking time I've ever had in my life. So that
is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails to
Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
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