October 2, 2025 • 15 mins
We talk fads we fell into, gratitude, and hear a rant from Juanita about checking bills.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so this is kind of funny. On the Minnesota Goodbye,
We're gonna start off with a conversation that was just
going on here in the studio. I said something. I
was mumbling about something, talking to myself, and Bailey said, Okay, mumbles,
And I'm like, are you calling me mumbles? Because Bailey
mumbles all the time, literally be like and I'm like, okay, mumbles.
And so Bailey said, what did you say? Or are
(00:20):
you on your period?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well that's because you were criping about it too.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, And I'm like, okay, how come you can use
that joke on me? But I can't use that joke
and I never would on you.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Because it's funny when I say it, and it's reality period,
and when a man says it to a woman.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, we probably are on our periods and we are
miserable and we are being a bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Or if we're not on our period, then you're likening
our attitude too. It's the time of the month again.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
No, And why didn't God give men periods? Why do
we have to do everything?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because women can have sex anytime they want to. It
balances out, women can go out. We talked about this
before a woman could go to a grocery store, park
an RV in the parking lot, go inside and find
a random guy who's buying cucumbers and olives, and say, hey,
you don't know being on an RV in the parking lot,
you want to go bang in the parking lot, and
he's going to He would who he is that he would.
(01:12):
So women can get it anytime they want to. Guys,
we gotta take you out to I don't know, village
in and fire some pancakes down your throat before we
can get you in the sack.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I love. Yeah, But the thing is is that women
don't care about having a ton of sex. We want
quality sex. Men are all about like, I'll stick it
where I can. So that's another thing that they're not
wrong there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know whether women want quality sex because I've
never given them quality sex. Yeah, but but you're right,
a guy will take will take all. He'll fuck a donut.
I mean seriously, the donut is like, you know, like available,
and nobody's watching. The guy's going to fuck a donut.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
You're right.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, It's always fun to see what a guy goes
after after a breakup because usually it's just like whatever
they can get and they're okay with it because they
just want to put their dick inside of some and
it never is usually like better than their acts.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I think that's probably true. Yeah, I think there's some
truth to that. So that's the start of the Minnesota goodbye. Yeah,
and now now your heads, Heavenly father, No, I'm kidding.
All right, let's get to the emails here, because we
got a few of them. And let's see if I
can start out with our girl, Juanita. I gotta push
a couple of buttons as always, which I'm never ready for,
but it won't take me more than a second to
(02:25):
get ready for Juanita and her weekly rant. And here
we go. Take it away, Jannita.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Hey y'all. Hey, So yesterday I heard you guys talking
about on the dirt the Nicki Minaj and Cardi B
beef and that just got me to thinking, when are
you all going to bring Facebook fights back? I really
love those. Well, here's my rant for this week. So
I normally don't carry cash. The only time I really
get cash is when my son has to go to
a sporting event. He needs to go to the concession stands,
(02:53):
or if I can need to buy lottery tickets. But
here's the part that pisses me the fuck off. So
you give the cash or your twenty dollar bill. So
they take the building and they're holding it up. They're holding
up like five or ten minutes, as if they're waiting
for the light to burn a fuck a whole to bill.
Then they take it in a market with that counterfeit pan,
then they hold it up to the light again. It's like,
are you serious? If I had the capability of making
(03:14):
counterfeit money, do you really think I'd be here in
fucking Wally World buying a home, running pizza and a
pack of gum. I beg a differ. Well, I love
you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's my ramp this week next week. Bye uh. That
was one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Good one.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I love you, wand it up.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You never did that shit at Pigly Wiggily. We're like,
just give us your money.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, we only did it for one hundred dollars bills.
It's weird that they do it for twenties. Yeah, and
they only would teach us how to do it one time,
and then you would just kind of have to be like, well,
looks good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I see the face in there. Okay, I guess.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah is good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I rarely have one hundred dollars bill, but I know
that they'll usually pull out for a fifty or one hundred.
They pull out that little yellow marker and hold it up.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know what they're looking for, but apparently it's,
you know, very interesting.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Okay, here we go. This is from? Where is it? Kristin?
Random question?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Kristin here, what BS fad did you buy into once
in your life? For me, I'm a millennial woman, so
weight loss has always been in our faces with commercials
and celebrities. One of the weight loss things that I
bought was hydroxy cut. It was expensive and I took
way too much of it. Terrible. Thanks guys. All right,
(04:27):
I remember hydroxy cut. They probably still make it. There
was one that was really effective in the mid to
late nineties and I can't remember, but they banned it
because a few people died. But I remember, Oh my god,
somebody's gonna remember what it was. If you stall for
a minute, I'll look up what weight loss over the
(04:49):
counter again.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I know it would be that I used to buy
cellulite cream because you know, I just was always self
conscious of my cellulite. I've had it since I was
a child. It is very much jenet in my family,
and I've always had it on my legs and I
would like get it, rub it on my legs. Did
it ever do a single fucking thing? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No. I think cellulator is cute, but I don't. I
don't really do a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I mean, I guess I like bleached my mustache, but
then I had a blonde mustache instead of a black one.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And then I did my mom and I did.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The oh South Beach, the South Beach diet when I
was in high school, and it worked. But man, do
I not like cottage, cheese and cauliflower anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's pretty much all past It was awful.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was it was There was a name for it,
but it was a fedra and it was a green
pill and it was very effective, but it was also
caused medical problems, so I did the It used to
be popular in the nineties. It was a juice that
you would buy in a bottle and you would mix
it with water and that's all you had all weekend,
(05:58):
and by the end of the weekend you or really
would be down like five to ten pounds. I remember
Susan and I doing it and being miserable, so hungry.
It's like, oh, when's the next time we can have
that water in juice?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And you do.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You lose five or eight pounds, but it's all water weight,
I believe. So that was a trend that I was
on for a minute. One of you guys mentioned cellul
like cream. Was it cellul like cream?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, I bought someone I was young.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, that garbage doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh no, it doesn't, trust me, I know.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Any other fads that we were on, not even like
medical fads, but like a fad that you thought was
really cool, slap bracelets, Bailey, you probably a big slap brighton.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I always fad fashion wise. I definitely had the choker
as a probably, I don't know, middle schooler, and then
I did the heavier eyeliner when I was EMO, So
that was one for me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I got roasted at the Renaissance Festival by one of
my gen Z coworkers who said that she knew I
was a millennial because.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I was wearing a wait But that's not true because
I'm at a very lovely mom and daughter duo and
the daughter was probably like twelve or something at the
fair this year, and both of them had a choker on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well, what the heck?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So it's coming back, It's okay.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
By the way, I got to mention I I talked
about this yesterday. Did I get a thank you text
or phone call from my grandson who had a birthday yesterday?
Send him fifty dollars? Did I get a thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
On me?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh, failure, I answered, I just blurted.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I did not, fine, and I kind of knew I wouldn't,
And it just, really, I'll be honest, it hurts and
it pisss me off. It's like, I really don't think
I'm going to mail them anything for Christmas? How petty
am I to not even want to mail them something
for Christmas? Because he won't even fucking say thank you?
Fifty dollars is a big amount of money for a
(07:51):
fourteen year old.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It is a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Have you told Beth that you need not to say
thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because I don't she will. I love you, Beth, if
you're listening, I don't think you are. But she will
side with him.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But you've talked to her about that before.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I have, and she says, that's just the way he is.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, no, sorry, because I know of parenting advice, but
also like that's the way I was, but my mom
still forced me to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So yeah, and you learn that. And I hate to
think that he will live a life of ingratitude because
he's a good kid. He's sweet and he's funny. But
it's like, and you don't send them a gift because
you expect them to, you know, fall on their knees
praising you. You send it a gift because you love
them and you want him to have like a little joy,
(08:38):
a little fifty dollars to go blow on something stupid. Yeah,
but when you don't even get an acknowledgment that they
got it, much less of thank you, it's like, why
the fuck would I want to send more? So would
you send a Christmas present at this point? But would
not sending a Christmas present be super petty or would
it send the message?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Like God? Maybe it's because because you never thank your grandpa.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I wonder if they'll even notice.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
That I didn't send anything.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Send anything.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Mom and Dad will notice. Mom and Dad one hundred
percent will know it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And you could bring it up then say if they
notice and they say, hey, we didn't get anything from you,
then you'll say yeah, because I don't get a thank
you for when I do send it. So I just
assume if you don't care, then I'm not going to
send you anything. And I think that's valid thing to do.
And if she says, oh, that's just how he is,
then that's a that's not an excuse at all. Like
(09:30):
if that's just how he is quote unquote, then change
the word.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That'd be like saying, well, he skips school and he
doesn't ever do his homework because that's just the way
he is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well move, how would you should have him be?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, let me know if you have any thoughts on
that one. This one says, hey, folks, it's an email.
By the way, when I say this one listening to
Yesterday in the Day of Today's podcast and heard Dave
talking about receiving a phone call or thanks from his
grandkids for sending cards.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I have a thirteen year old.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I make him call anybody who sends him something in
the mail. When he was younger, I used to make
the phone and then he would get on and say thanks.
As he's gotten older, I give him the number and
I coach him through.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What to say.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Talking on the phone is such a lost art for
this generation. Do you think that's true?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I don't know, because Bailey and I are in the
age of parenting now, like a lot of people that
we know our parents, and I still feel like I've
got friends and family who are parents that are forcing
their kids to say thank you. So I think we
grew up in an age where we were told to
say thank you. But if you don't continue to parent
(10:34):
your kids that way, then sure, well what about just
a conversation.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't ever hear Carson talking on the phone unless
it's business. He didn't call his buddy Jake and say hey, Jake,
what's up and go out stand in the garage and
talk to Jake.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
He does not. They don't.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But I used to have long conversations with my buddies
on the phone and insane.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
But that's like because that was the option.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now I think from what I've noticed of kids,
they're not talking on the phone on FaceTime. Oh all,
they'll just hold FaceTime like it's on a speaker phone,
and then you'll see up their nose and up their
friend's nose.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
At the same time, and they'll just FaceTime everything.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Page wraps up by saying, it was also my birthday today.
I stopped by my grandma's house to thank her. I'm
not sure for what, and she was so misty I
that I even bothered to stop. She said about twelve
times a call would have been enough. You are a
sweet person, Page, and I hope you had a good
birthday next one. I don't think I'm spoil anything, but
(11:30):
your answers might. And I read through this. It's about
the TV show that The Girlfriend will cover it really
quick because to me, there's nothing more boring than hearing
somebody talk about a TV show or movie that you
didn't watch.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
But if you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Watch The Girlfriend, are you team Cherry or team Laura.
I am absolutely one hundred percent team Laura. I think
Cherry was Melissa says Cherry was misunderstood, but I don't
like Cherry. Cherry was a fucking nutball.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
With a name like Cherry.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, I mean and yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So I will tell you that if you like the
show The Girlfriend, you'll like the show Angela, which has
got a similar kind of a vibe. And you're trying
to figure out who's good and who's bad.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
The part about this was from remember yesterday we were
talking about somebody who was putting mayo and something on
the sandwich, and they said a bit oh sure. They
were trying to say BLT yes, and so Crystal writes
in and says, dang, auto correct must have gotten me
at the last second. I didn't see it. Some of
my friends butter the toast before they put mayo on.
I won't try to sway you all, but wondering what
(12:38):
the consensus is. I don't remember the last time I
made a BLT.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, me neither. But it sounds good.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, it really does. Yeah, they can let us tomato
on toast.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, well yeah, I toasted the bread. I just toasted
plain bread. Goes in toast it, pull it out, put
the mayo on. I don't put butter on at all,
just mayo.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, I don't have I another one here. Let's see,
let me scroll down to Taylor is always a reliable
person to send in some of those cards that make
us talk. Oh yeah, here we go. Let's see what
she's got here. What do you wish someone would advent?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
The mask? Ubatron four thousand.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh God, dear lord, tell us the.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Three thousand is not really very effective.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You are so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I got I don't really, I've got nothing off the
top of my head. Anybody have one.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I would like something that does your makeup in like
one swoop, Like give me like a mask. I put
the mask on and I take it off in my makeup.
That would be so nice to such a time suck
putting on makeup and I don't like doing it, but
we're on camera, so I.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
High like that too. I would say, I would like
some kind of invention that looks like walking through a
TSA security check, where like I get out of the shower,
I walk through it and my hair is dry and
styled and perfect. Because I can't tell you how much
my life revolves around how much time I have to
style my hair. Yes, have I washed it recently? I have, actually,
but only because I had time. Will I wash it
(14:12):
anytime too? No, because I don't have much time in
the next few days.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I gotcha. And finally here's a really good one.
I ask you for more of these tailors, so please
send in more. Who do you think enjoys themselves more?
While single men or women Okay, with the quiet in
the room, I'll go ahead and go first. Who do
you think enjoys themselves more while single men or women?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I think they enjoy it different ways.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think men enjoy it because they have the freedom
to hook up with different women. And then I think
women sometimes say they really enjoy being single because they
don't want somebody who's like, you know, on their couch,
you know, on the toilet, peeing on the toilet seat,
eating up all their pringles.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That type of thing they have to mother.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So I would say women and being single more because
they get to, you know, be themselves, do whatever they
want to do, and not have to care for someone else.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, okaye, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There are some emails that we did not get to
that we're either going to get to or they're just
not exactly right. So if you send it an email
and we didn't get to it, then listen tomorrow in
the Minnesota goodbye, But as always, we'd love to hear
a new fresh email from you, Taylor. I need more cards,
so please send it more cards. And that is it
for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Okay, so this is kind of funny. On the Minnesota Goodbye,
We're gonna start off with a conversation that was just
going on here in the studio. I said something. I
was mumbling about something, talking to myself, and Bailey said, Okay, mumbles,
And I'm like, are you calling me mumbles? Because Bailey
mumbles all the time, literally be like and I'm like, okay, mumbles.
And so Bailey said, what did you say? Or are
(00:20):
you on your period?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well that's because you were criping about it too.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, And I'm like, okay, how come you can use
that joke on me? But I can't use that joke
and I never would on you.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Because it's funny when I say it, and it's reality period,
and when a man says it to a woman.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, we probably are on our periods and we are
miserable and we are being a bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Or if we're not on our period, then you're likening
our attitude too. It's the time of the month again.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
No, And why didn't God give men periods? Why do
we have to do everything?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because women can have sex anytime they want to. It
balances out, women can go out. We talked about this
before a woman could go to a grocery store, park
an RV in the parking lot, go inside and find
a random guy who's buying cucumbers and olives, and say, hey,
you don't know being on an RV in the parking lot,
you want to go bang in the parking lot, and
he's going to He would who he is that he would.
(01:12):
So women can get it anytime they want to. Guys,
we gotta take you out to I don't know, village
in and fire some pancakes down your throat before we
can get you in the sack.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I love. Yeah, But the thing is is that women
don't care about having a ton of sex. We want
quality sex. Men are all about like, I'll stick it
where I can. So that's another thing that they're not
wrong there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know whether women want quality sex because I've
never given them quality sex. Yeah, but but you're right,
a guy will take will take all. He'll fuck a donut.
I mean seriously, the donut is like, you know, like available,
and nobody's watching. The guy's going to fuck a donut.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
You're right.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, It's always fun to see what a guy goes
after after a breakup because usually it's just like whatever
they can get and they're okay with it because they
just want to put their dick inside of some and
it never is usually like better than their acts.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I think that's probably true. Yeah, I think there's some
truth to that. So that's the start of the Minnesota goodbye. Yeah,
and now now your heads, Heavenly father, No, I'm kidding.
All right, let's get to the emails here, because we
got a few of them. And let's see if I
can start out with our girl, Juanita. I gotta push
a couple of buttons as always, which I'm never ready for,
but it won't take me more than a second to
(02:25):
get ready for Juanita and her weekly rant. And here
we go. Take it away, Jannita.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Hey y'all. Hey, So yesterday I heard you guys talking
about on the dirt the Nicki Minaj and Cardi B
beef and that just got me to thinking, when are
you all going to bring Facebook fights back? I really
love those. Well, here's my rant for this week. So
I normally don't carry cash. The only time I really
get cash is when my son has to go to
a sporting event. He needs to go to the concession stands,
(02:53):
or if I can need to buy lottery tickets. But
here's the part that pisses me the fuck off. So
you give the cash or your twenty dollar bill. So
they take the building and they're holding it up. They're holding
up like five or ten minutes, as if they're waiting
for the light to burn a fuck a whole to bill.
Then they take it in a market with that counterfeit pan,
then they hold it up to the light again. It's like,
are you serious? If I had the capability of making
(03:14):
counterfeit money, do you really think I'd be here in
fucking Wally World buying a home, running pizza and a
pack of gum. I beg a differ. Well, I love
you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's my ramp this week next week. Bye uh. That
was one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Good one.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I love you, wand it up.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You never did that shit at Pigly Wiggily. We're like,
just give us your money.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, we only did it for one hundred dollars bills.
It's weird that they do it for twenties. Yeah, and
they only would teach us how to do it one time,
and then you would just kind of have to be like, well,
looks good.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I see the face in there. Okay, I guess.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah is good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I rarely have one hundred dollars bill, but I know
that they'll usually pull out for a fifty or one hundred.
They pull out that little yellow marker and hold it up.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know what they're looking for, but apparently it's,
you know, very interesting.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Okay, here we go. This is from? Where is it? Kristin?
Random question?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Kristin here, what BS fad did you buy into once
in your life? For me, I'm a millennial woman, so
weight loss has always been in our faces with commercials
and celebrities. One of the weight loss things that I
bought was hydroxy cut. It was expensive and I took
way too much of it. Terrible. Thanks guys. All right,
(04:27):
I remember hydroxy cut. They probably still make it. There
was one that was really effective in the mid to
late nineties and I can't remember, but they banned it
because a few people died. But I remember, Oh my god,
somebody's gonna remember what it was. If you stall for
a minute, I'll look up what weight loss over the
(04:49):
counter again.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I know it would be that I used to buy
cellulite cream because you know, I just was always self
conscious of my cellulite. I've had it since I was
a child. It is very much jenet in my family,
and I've always had it on my legs and I
would like get it, rub it on my legs. Did
it ever do a single fucking thing? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
No. I think cellulator is cute, but I don't. I
don't really do a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I mean, I guess I like bleached my mustache, but
then I had a blonde mustache instead of a black one.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And then I did my mom and I did.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The oh South Beach, the South Beach diet when I
was in high school, and it worked. But man, do
I not like cottage, cheese and cauliflower anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's pretty much all past It was awful.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was it was There was a name for it,
but it was a fedra and it was a green
pill and it was very effective, but it was also
caused medical problems, so I did the It used to
be popular in the nineties. It was a juice that
you would buy in a bottle and you would mix
it with water and that's all you had all weekend,
(05:58):
and by the end of the weekend you or really
would be down like five to ten pounds. I remember
Susan and I doing it and being miserable, so hungry.
It's like, oh, when's the next time we can have
that water in juice?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And you do.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You lose five or eight pounds, but it's all water weight,
I believe. So that was a trend that I was
on for a minute. One of you guys mentioned cellul
like cream. Was it cellul like cream?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, I bought someone I was young.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, that garbage doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh no, it doesn't, trust me, I know.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Any other fads that we were on, not even like
medical fads, but like a fad that you thought was
really cool, slap bracelets, Bailey, you probably a big slap brighton.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I always fad fashion wise. I definitely had the choker
as a probably, I don't know, middle schooler, and then
I did the heavier eyeliner when I was EMO, So
that was one for me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I got roasted at the Renaissance Festival by one of
my gen Z coworkers who said that she knew I
was a millennial because.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I was wearing a wait But that's not true because
I'm at a very lovely mom and daughter duo and
the daughter was probably like twelve or something at the
fair this year, and both of them had a choker on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well, what the heck?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So it's coming back, It's okay.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
By the way, I got to mention I I talked
about this yesterday. Did I get a thank you text
or phone call from my grandson who had a birthday yesterday?
Send him fifty dollars? Did I get a thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
On me?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh, failure, I answered, I just blurted.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I did not, fine, and I kind of knew I wouldn't,
And it just, really, I'll be honest, it hurts and
it pisss me off. It's like, I really don't think
I'm going to mail them anything for Christmas? How petty
am I to not even want to mail them something
for Christmas? Because he won't even fucking say thank you?
Fifty dollars is a big amount of money for a
(07:51):
fourteen year old.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It is a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Have you told Beth that you need not to say
thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because I don't she will. I love you, Beth, if
you're listening, I don't think you are. But she will
side with him.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But you've talked to her about that before.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I have, and she says, that's just the way he is.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
No, no, sorry, because I know of parenting advice, but
also like that's the way I was, but my mom
still forced me to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So yeah, and you learn that. And I hate to
think that he will live a life of ingratitude because
he's a good kid. He's sweet and he's funny. But
it's like, and you don't send them a gift because
you expect them to, you know, fall on their knees
praising you. You send it a gift because you love
them and you want him to have like a little joy,
(08:38):
a little fifty dollars to go blow on something stupid. Yeah,
but when you don't even get an acknowledgment that they
got it, much less of thank you, it's like, why
the fuck would I want to send more? So would
you send a Christmas present at this point? But would
not sending a Christmas present be super petty or would
it send the message?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Like God? Maybe it's because because you never thank your grandpa.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I wonder if they'll even notice.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
That I didn't send anything.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Send anything.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Mom and Dad will notice. Mom and Dad one hundred
percent will know it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And you could bring it up then say if they
notice and they say, hey, we didn't get anything from you,
then you'll say yeah, because I don't get a thank
you for when I do send it. So I just
assume if you don't care, then I'm not going to
send you anything. And I think that's valid thing to do.
And if she says, oh, that's just how he is,
then that's a that's not an excuse at all. Like
(09:30):
if that's just how he is quote unquote, then change
the word.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That'd be like saying, well, he skips school and he
doesn't ever do his homework because that's just the way
he is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well move, how would you should have him be?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, let me know if you have any thoughts on
that one. This one says, hey, folks, it's an email.
By the way, when I say this one listening to
Yesterday in the Day of Today's podcast and heard Dave
talking about receiving a phone call or thanks from his
grandkids for sending cards.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I have a thirteen year old.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I make him call anybody who sends him something in
the mail. When he was younger, I used to make
the phone and then he would get on and say thanks.
As he's gotten older, I give him the number and
I coach him through.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What to say.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Talking on the phone is such a lost art for
this generation. Do you think that's true?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I don't know, because Bailey and I are in the
age of parenting now, like a lot of people that
we know our parents, and I still feel like I've
got friends and family who are parents that are forcing
their kids to say thank you. So I think we
grew up in an age where we were told to
say thank you. But if you don't continue to parent
(10:34):
your kids that way, then sure, well what about just
a conversation.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I don't ever hear Carson talking on the phone unless
it's business. He didn't call his buddy Jake and say hey, Jake,
what's up and go out stand in the garage and
talk to Jake.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
He does not. They don't.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
But I used to have long conversations with my buddies
on the phone and insane.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
But that's like because that was the option.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now I think from what I've noticed of kids,
they're not talking on the phone on FaceTime. Oh all,
they'll just hold FaceTime like it's on a speaker phone,
and then you'll see up their nose and up their
friend's nose.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
At the same time, and they'll just FaceTime everything.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Page wraps up by saying, it was also my birthday today.
I stopped by my grandma's house to thank her. I'm
not sure for what, and she was so misty I
that I even bothered to stop. She said about twelve
times a call would have been enough. You are a
sweet person, Page, and I hope you had a good
birthday next one. I don't think I'm spoil anything, but
(11:30):
your answers might. And I read through this. It's about
the TV show that The Girlfriend will cover it really
quick because to me, there's nothing more boring than hearing
somebody talk about a TV show or movie that you
didn't watch.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
But if you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Watch The Girlfriend, are you team Cherry or team Laura.
I am absolutely one hundred percent team Laura. I think
Cherry was Melissa says Cherry was misunderstood, but I don't
like Cherry. Cherry was a fucking nutball.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
With a name like Cherry.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, I mean and yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So I will tell you that if you like the
show The Girlfriend, you'll like the show Angela, which has
got a similar kind of a vibe. And you're trying
to figure out who's good and who's bad.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
The part about this was from remember yesterday we were
talking about somebody who was putting mayo and something on
the sandwich, and they said a bit oh sure. They
were trying to say BLT yes, and so Crystal writes
in and says, dang, auto correct must have gotten me
at the last second. I didn't see it. Some of
my friends butter the toast before they put mayo on.
I won't try to sway you all, but wondering what
(12:38):
the consensus is. I don't remember the last time I
made a BLT.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, me neither. But it sounds good.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, it really does. Yeah, they can let us tomato
on toast.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, well yeah, I toasted the bread. I just toasted
plain bread. Goes in toast it, pull it out, put
the mayo on. I don't put butter on at all,
just mayo.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, I don't have I another one here. Let's see,
let me scroll down to Taylor is always a reliable
person to send in some of those cards that make
us talk. Oh yeah, here we go. Let's see what
she's got here. What do you wish someone would advent?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
The mask? Ubatron four thousand.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh God, dear lord, tell us the.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Three thousand is not really very effective.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You are so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I got I don't really, I've got nothing off the
top of my head. Anybody have one.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I would like something that does your makeup in like
one swoop, Like give me like a mask. I put
the mask on and I take it off in my makeup.
That would be so nice to such a time suck
putting on makeup and I don't like doing it, but
we're on camera, so I.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
High like that too. I would say, I would like
some kind of invention that looks like walking through a
TSA security check, where like I get out of the shower,
I walk through it and my hair is dry and
styled and perfect. Because I can't tell you how much
my life revolves around how much time I have to
style my hair. Yes, have I washed it recently? I have, actually,
but only because I had time. Will I wash it
(14:12):
anytime too? No, because I don't have much time in
the next few days.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I gotcha. And finally here's a really good one.
I ask you for more of these tailors, so please
send in more. Who do you think enjoys themselves more?
While single men or women Okay, with the quiet in
the room, I'll go ahead and go first. Who do
you think enjoys themselves more while single men or women?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I think they enjoy it different ways.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think men enjoy it because they have the freedom
to hook up with different women. And then I think
women sometimes say they really enjoy being single because they
don't want somebody who's like, you know, on their couch,
you know, on the toilet, peeing on the toilet seat,
eating up all their pringles.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That type of thing they have to mother.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So I would say women and being single more because
they get to, you know, be themselves, do whatever they
want to do, and not have to care for someone else.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, okaye, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
There are some emails that we did not get to
that we're either going to get to or they're just
not exactly right. So if you send it an email
and we didn't get to it, then listen tomorrow in
the Minnesota goodbye, But as always, we'd love to hear
a new fresh email from you, Taylor. I need more cards,
so please send it more cards. And that is it
for the Minnesota Goodbye.
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