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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you prefer a day we all get off here
about noon, we get to leave noon ish or so.
Do you prefer a day where you have lots to
do or something to do later in the day, or
a day when you have nothing to do. I prefer
days when I have nothing to do. Then I get
to go home and take a nap and eat a
leisurely lunch, and then maybe go ride my bike or
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my motorcycle or go flying or whatever. I prefer a
day when I have nothing really to do, Jenny, I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Feel like I prefer the days where I have nothing
to do, because then I have the freedom to choose
to do what I want to do. However, when I
am held the commonable to do things, I feel like
a better human. At the end of that day, I
got jan Yeah, today I'm going to speak at this
women's conference, and that's the only thing I have a plan.
But I like that I have something that I have
to go to instead of just like going home and
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being like cool. I have a few hours to take
a nap this afternoon if I want it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You've kind of kept this under the radar. What is
the what and why?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So my girlfriend works for a company that works with
Grady and Financial and they really encourage all of the
women and men there to do podcasts. It's kind of
like Gradian's kind of like a real estate company, where
like you might work for a diner realty, but you
are your own real estate agent, you know. So grading
is the same with financial advisors, but they are trying
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to get people to do podcasting and it's a whole
women thing. So since I work in radio, I've done podcasts,
they asked me to come speak at it today and
kind of encourage women to hop on the mic because
that so many women are scared to do those things.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
What are you going to share with the women about podcasts?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, I have a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Of questions that they already sent over, but just kind
of like what you need to do to be successful
with podcasting nowadays because there's so many out there and that,
and just like some tips from a female perspective of
what it's like to I don't know, like, for instance,
Bailey and I's voice apparently gets confused a lot, and
it's a little bit frustrating to hear that because I
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do think we have quite different voices.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't think you sounded like really all, but I
get to look at you when you're speaking, so I
don't have any trouble differentiating, right, But.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's kind of frustrating to hear that because I don't
feel like male voices are confused as easily and I
don't know why that is, right, but it is something
that like we get told constantly to like make sure
we're saying each other's names because of whatever. So it's
kind of the perspective of what we do as females
or Another thing is like Dave, when you're out and
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I'm like kind of filling in as host, I get
called out for making things about me, and I'm like, Okay,
I'm starting a topic, so I probably I am going
to tell a story based on like whatever the topic is,
which means I'm going to probably try to make it
relatable to something I do. However, Dave, when you do that,
it's not like Dave's making the show about how dare he?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
How dare? So yeah, okay, it's fun, it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
There was something I was going to say and then
it totally just flitted away from little mind for Oh,
I guess I could say. So many people have started
a podcast, but I think I've read that the average
number of podcasts that people do is one. And I
think that people think, oh, I'm going to do a podcast.
It's kind of like I'm going to write a book.
And I had a friend who wrote a book and
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that was going to be her career. She wrote a
book about relationships, and that was going to be her career.
She's going to be touring and writing and speaking and
you know whatever, and it just, you know, it's sold
a modest number of copies. And I think that podcasts
are kind of the same way. The only reason that
anybody listens to our podcast is because we're on a
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high powered flame thrower of a radio station, and plus
we do have a little bit of an ability to
put together a good, forward moving podcast. I think that's
one thing that podcasters. You don't have to have a
license or training or experience to do a podcast. You
have to go down to Target and buy one of
those podcasts a studio.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Mikes yet And it's fun because now at Target, they
like come in the box, like, here's everything you need
everything start a podcast. It's not like you have to
do research and figure it out. It's like, no, here's
your podcast starter.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Kit, and I think the thing is you do a podcast,
then you realize you got thirteen listeners, and then you go, oh, well,
that wasn't really worth it. So there's a lot of
rules with podcasting that you know, and I think one
of the things has entertainers. We have a little bit
of a concept of kind of like keeping things interesting
and moving forward, and I think also sounding energized, because
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I think a lot of podcasters they kind of talk
like this and that's you know, and use radio and
it just kind of sounds. And I think another thing
is one thing that I've learned in radio over the
years is it's about you. I've got to keep your
interest and you are even if you are a group
of people, you are a bunch of individuals. And I
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think podcasters will say things like you guys, hey you guys, Hey,
if everybody listening will just you know, do this, or
if everybody who is listening wants to write in, or
hey you guys, and it's like, I think that one
thing that's kept me moderately relevant is that I never
forget that you are one person and I've got to
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keep you entertained.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, I think honestly, you had to tell me that
because I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So I feel like if you're not taught that, you're
not going to know that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, you don't know that. And you and there's a
lot of DJs who will still say hey, good morning folks,
and it's like, yeah, there are many people listening, but
each one is listening as an individual.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah. On my Saturday show, I just say hey girl,
it's just.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
One do you say hey girl?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hey go hey?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What's that kind of funny? I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Well, we got to ask bley, do you prefer a
busy day or a day.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
A busy day? I'd like to have a busy day.
That's really answer.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, but it would be nice if it was like
nothing and then I had an evening plan so I
could still go home and take a nap. Like once
it's like speech and debate season, Like that's at three
fifteen is when I have to be at the high school.
It takes me a half an hour ish to drive there,
so like today, I'll probably get home around you know, noon,
twelve thirty. I can sleep for like an hour and
then I have to like get up and like get
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ready and leave again. And it's just like man, I
wish I could sleep a little bit longer, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I think you nailed it, though, Jenny, when you have
something to do, so at the end of the day,
I did something besides scroll and sit around. Yeah, so
I'm going flying later on today, nice, which I love
to do. I go down to Flying Cloud and get
in my little airplane. I rent it. I don't own one,
and then I just be boo bopping around, boobop be
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boo bopping around, which leads us to our next email. Oh, yesterday,
a woman called in and says she was turning into Bailey,
and I had to write in because I'm also picking
up Bailey habits except mine are the things she says.
My biggest example is there's one saying Bailey says. It
makes me laugh every time she says it, and now's
become a constant saying in my day to day life,
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and that is be boobop around. I don't know why
it brings me so much joy, but I can't help
it smile whenever I say. It has become so much
of a habit that has become an inside joke for
my husband and I while we're beeboo bopping around in
Greece the past two weeks. I'm the one who texted
in from Greece last week. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wow? Ye.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Unfortunately I can't tell my husband where I picked it
up from, or he would no longer think because it's cute,
as he constantly makes fun of me for being obsessed
with the Dave Ryan Show. So I'm going to let
him think it's a cute little quirk I made up. Now,
I know this is random, but I had to let
you know that this weird phrase has made an impact
on my life.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm glad Jenny Off Greece isn't on your travel destination list.
You have to add it was the best trip ever
and the best two weeks of my life. I would
go back in a heartbeat. It was so beautiful and
I felt so safe, even for even for our few
friends traveling alone. We fairy hopped a multiple different islands
and it was such a unique experience at each one.
If you ever want to go, reach out with any questions.
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I couldn't recommend it enough. Attaching some photos in case
you guys are interested. Love you all and thanks for
keeping me from being homesick while on the other side
of the world. Oh and one last thing, Bailey, your
Sandra comment was swallowing the minnow had me in tears.
I love you because we were talking about, like, at
a wedding, a new tradition is to swallow a minnow
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to get the bride and groom to kiss.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't know if it's a new tradition.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That my sister was.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
At and I said, the poor Minno, he gets in
your stomach and it's all dark and he's lost.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
He's got a family and his wife's name is Sandra, Sandra, Sandra.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He can't find her. See awful.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That was funny. That was children and I like that
a job wonder No, we get it now. Thank you Bailey,
Thank you Becky for that wonderful email. Be next one
mentioned you liked the show and couldn't remember the name.
It was Perfect Couple, and it was so good. I
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think that is a Nicole Kidman show.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Was that the show? Perfect?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Baby Girl was the way I like, Yeah, I don't
know about Perfect Couple, but I know Baby Girl was
the one you were talking about because you wouldn't shut
up about it back when it was new.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I one had Nicole Kidman in it too, and Dave,
I'm pretty sure you did watch The Perfect Couple one
as well.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I probably did, I just don't remember associate it with
a plot. A totally random note. I tried emailing saying
I would fair give you a fair price for Allison
Pokemon Allison's Pokemon cards a few years ago. I still
wonder how badly that store robbed you and where you went.
Maybe you have pictures of the cards. Just search Pokemon
cards in your album. Usually stores pay about fifty to
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eighty percent of what they are worth. Don't say my name, Matt,
it's too late. I already did. But hopefully that's going
to be harmless. Or I'll go back and i'll delete it. Maybe. Okay,
let me see where I said his name. Okay, about
the nine minute mark, Jenny, remind me, will you yep? Yeah? Okay,
next email you guys ready, yep, burn yeah, Okay, hides
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Peter and Coon rapids. Actually this is a little bit
too inside, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Peter.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's more like, Dave, here is something you guys messed
up on the show, so it's not interesting to anybody
but me, But thank you, Peter. I appreciate that one.
Hello to my favorite drive home companion, says Amber in Osceola.
I wanted to write in about the day my husband
vowed to never play wordle again. Dave, I know you're
a big fan of wordle, so was my husband until
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Father's Day a few years ago. My husband sitting at
the table with his morning cup of coffee, working on
the daily wordle puzzle. He was stumped. He had the
first two letters l oh and a fourth letter E,
and he said, ah, bet the word is loved for
Father's Day. But when he typed in a V, that
was not it. So sorry to say, the word of
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the day was loser. Oh no, I cackled so loud
of this, and I thought, mister and missus wordle must
have had a terrible dad. My husband, even though he's
an amazing dad, took this in a personal assault and
vowed never to play word again. A right, that's remember
in Wisconsin. I'm going to give you today's connections. Do
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you want to play little connections?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Okay, to get it, but yeah, let.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Me just see what I got here for connections and
the puzzle today, I did it in with no mistakes. Okay,
here we go pen printer squid tattoo machine. Yes, very good.
Here's a harder one, donut Duror month rose. Donut Duror
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month Rose. I could also throw in eggs dozen.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I honestly it took the eggs though for me to
fully be like it's got yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah yeah. Next one, Roger Tricks velveteen white rabbits. Yes,
very good.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I would have gotten that one at all.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, thank you, Amber Staff rider sticker is on its way.
Let me tap that. You guys were talking about your
favorite video games. I want to know if any of
you ever got hooked on Angry Birds like me. Gosh, yes,
says Renee. You did.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I remember playing it on my dad's phone, because my
dad had a smartphone when I was in high school
before I did, and he had Angry Birds on it,
and we would go and visit my grandma and I
would just play Angry Birds on my dad's phone like
the entire time that we were there. Oh and then
I started like laying down to go to bed, and
I would see birds flying in the sky in my eyeballs,
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so I had to stop.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Wow, yeah that's a lot. Yeah, when you see it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
As true when I hiked up Pike's Peak a couple
of weeks ago. When I went to bed that night,
halfway up, when I closed my eyes, all I could
see was the trail, like the stairs front of me.
It's not stairs, it's just a rocky trail and that
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it's all I could see, was just walking up this trail.
And I told Susan yesterday, I said, I think I
kind of want to do it again, and she's like
with Carson, and I said, no, I think I kind
of want to do it by myself. Yeah, just because
you know it's I enjoy it and I enjoy the accomplishment.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, so and it's fun.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Are you going to do it in one soup that
time then?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Or are you going to do thin?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
So?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know. It was really tough to carry overnight
supplies in a backpack, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, do it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I might.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I think you should.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I'm really I'm excited because, like, in a month from
today is my big mega walk thing that I do
where I walk twenty.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Miles twenty miles And last.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Year I was annoyed because I didn't have any vacation
days so I couldn't take off work for it. So
I only did like fourteen miles last year, but this
time I'm doing twenty again, and I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's like count down.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
The second it starts to get kind of crispy cold out,
I'm like, ooh, don't you use it walk?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Don't you use it for a fundraiser.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Of something I raised funds for, like an theater, And
I think this year I'm going to split it between
the improv theater and the fringe festival, so it's just
for a local arts, nonprofity thing, but it's just for fun.
And then I turn it into a bit and I
think I do, like dedicate a song and that I
have to listen to on my walk for five dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Didn't I donate last year?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I think I did.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, you can do it again this year.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Just out of your curiosity. You said a month from today,
So it's happening in October sixteenth.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's seventeenth. It's a seventy okay, yeah, but I did.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I took the day off and everything. Yeah, so I'm
excited to go on a walk.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
We all need to be more communicative about vacation days
because I feel like I never know, and I think
we don't really have a system down with them.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Well that's the only day I have though I this moment,
but that's it for me.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I want to go on a nice loan.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We did we miss a one? Need a rant from
last week? I don't think we did. I see a
rant here, but it's dated last Wednesday, so I'm gonna
guess one need to play it. I think we played
that one, So next one, Dave, Jenny Bailey Vaughnt, please
don't do terrible things to my car with a fork, Dave.
I think I threatened for some reason. I've been a
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listener and fan of the show since I was a
little kid. First time contributor to the Minnesota Goodbye, Thank you.
Thank you so much for the levity and joy you
bring to me and many others every day of the week.
I work from home, and you make the long, quiet
hours so much lighter. Here's my question. Does it seem
like there are more vanity plates on cars than like
ever before. I like to play this game where when
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I see a vanity plate, I try to get a
glimpse of the driver to see if they looked like
the sort of person that would choose whatever they put
on the plate. For example, I saw vanity plate today
that said K I R six Y. So I changed
lanes to look at the driver and he did look
like a Kirk Kirby. I guess it's supposed to be
Kirby because the six looks like a small sense case B.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I also want that said that said rip Dad once
and I just thought, yikes, what's the story there? Do
you ever do this? I I remember in Las Vegas
there was a Z twenty eight, which was like a
Camaro in front of me, and the license plate said
to the number two sex z the number four in
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the letter U, so it said to sex z for you.
And I didn't get and I talked on the radio
about it, and I said, I can't imagine that somebody
would be so full of themselves they would get a
license plate that says too sex Z for you. And
it turned out they were listening to the show. They
called in and they said, no, it's about the Z
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twenty eight, which is a kind of a camaro, to
sex Z for you. I see that was I think
her name was Debbie. She was the I doctor and
so we met and then we started dating for about
a week or two. Debbie the ee doctor. Ah, but
she was rich. She had a Camaro.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, all from that license plate.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Man, I should start talking about license plates that I
see and see if it's going to work for me, to.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Do it, to do it quick.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Shout out to Bailey for the Bernie calling Dad at
work bit. My son and I love it. And when
we met you with the fair you told him close
your eyes and then you did the Bernie voice for him.
It was amazing and you were so sweet. Don't ever
let that bit die. It's probably gonna call the show tomorrow.
Oh okay, love you guys so much. Thanks for being
bright spots in my day. From Jess, Thank you, Jess.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Thanks Jess.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And there's a couple of other little, longer emails we
didn't get to today, but we will probably get to
them tomorrow. However, we're always looking for emails for the
Minnesota Goodbye love to hear from you. If you were
to write in an email to the Minnesota Goodbye, Bailey,
what would you write in an email about?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Well, I mean we could.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
You could write it in an email about anything that
we talked about today, like Jenny's women's conference thing, that
she's gonna speak out speak at maybe any kind of
beeboo bop and you've been doing recently? Have you been
playing Angry Birds recently? You know, things like that. Or
you can say, hey, guess what I saw a cloud
today and it was the shape of a giant penis,
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and just tell us about that.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's what I like to hear about.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I like to hear about things like that, or like
maybe if you have a story about having a threesome
or people an orgy, I'd love to hear those stories too.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, interesting, not not what I expected you guys to
say it, but you know, we'll take it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
You can tell text or not Texas. You can email
us anything anything you want.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Okay, let's hear your orgy story. See, I can't imagine
how uncomfortable an orgy would be. Your orgy. Know you're like,
and you're like, there's a couple right next to you
there panting and sweating, and uh, David, when you were
and be that does not do anything for me.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
When you were out a couple of weeks ago, we
were talking about burning Man and the orgy ten that
they have there not on the radio. I think it
was like off to the side, but we're kind of
talking about berning Man. At one point that someone was
texting us and about the orgy tent, and Bailey and
I both admitted, like we would absolutely go to the
orgy tent.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I would go, but I wouldn't participate. I just want
to see what it likes.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You just have to like kind of like understand what
it is because you got to see. But we also
said there's a specific time of day that you go
to the orgy tent. You know, like you're not going
at two pm, when the sun is high and it's
bright as can be. You're going one like it's you know,
starting to get a little dark. Oh yeah, it's like
a seven pm is when you visit orgy ten to
at Bernie Man if you could.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, that's a difficult question. I'm going to say I'm
an afternoon guy. Yeah, because at night it's like it's
getting close to bedtime. I'm kind of tired.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
They don't weep at berning Man. There's like no nighttime
at Burnie. Oh really yeah, people are alwa.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I really, I don't know. I guess I would go
to watch the orgy for a minute, but just watching
some sweaty hairy guy pounding away on somebody. I just no,
it just doesn't see it. However, porn is particularly alluring. Yeah,
but I think porn is like meant to be alluring.
Where is some sweaty hairy guy banging away in real
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life in three D? Now? I don't think that would
do anything for me.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
They always say that that's what happens after hours at
the Renfest, because they have like a camping ground at
Renfest for the folks that like travel there. But I
one haven't ever seen proof of it, and two I
don't think I would ever go because have you seen some.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Of those relious bunch of hairy, weird, overweight, hairy, nasty
people goobs? Yeah, all right, well there goes your contract
with the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's okay. I'm an independent, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Send your emails to Orgy at KDWB dot com