April 28, 2025 • 17 mins
We reminisce about Booty Cruise, talk about dog breed and breeders, and plans for events this summer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Minnesota Goodbye Take two. This happens once in a while,
and this was actually user error. But we recorded the
Minnesota Goodbye about an half an hour an hour or
so ago, and then we went back to listen to
it and there was in the background was the Dave's
birth plane loudly and drowning out our voices.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, so that was my badness time. It was Jenny's fault.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Don't feel bad. I've done it before myself. I mean,
I remember every day before we used to record the
Minnesota Goodbye, back when Fallon was on the show. She'd say,
did you take the buttons out, which means you push
the buttons so they're not feeding the Minnesota Goodbye? And
I would get annoyed. It'd be like, yes, of course,
I oh yeah, So it's seriously, we all make mistakes.
(00:47):
It's fine, you're fired. We're bringing Jackson's going to come
back to the show, and we're looking forward to it.
Do you know Jackson contributed two things during his time
here of significance. Number one, he came up with the
name Chrisco. Chrisco was a creation of The Dave Ryan Show.
He was an intern and he went to Brown College
(01:10):
for broadcasting, and he got a job on our show
as an intern. He was eighteen years old, and we
realized what a character he was. And then he told
the story about how he got fired at Subway because
he got bored and he was throwing knives at the
vegetable oil bottles that sat on a shelf and he
stuck a knife in one, pulled it out and at
(01:33):
glurg glurg, glurged vegetable oil all over at six foot
party Sube. Rather than remake the party sub again, Chrisco
took a bunch of paper towels and wiped off the
Crisco or the oil or whatever and then had it
delivered and then they said this has got oil all
over it and they fired him.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, Chrisco, think I actually knew that story. Honestly.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's very involved.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, true story. And so yeah, so Jackson came up
with the name Chrisco. His real name is Adam, but
Chrisco is a product of The Dave Ryan Show. And
then he also Jackson came up with Booty Cruise. So
Jackson got here in about two thousand or so, maybe
two thousand and two, and he's got I got an
(02:19):
idea booty cruise. What's that? Oh, man, you're gonna love this.
We take a boatload of male strippers and we invite
women on the boat and they get to like, you know,
like party and drink and whatever. We call it booty Cruise,
and I'm like, okay, we give it a shot, and
it blew up. And do you know how big booty
cruise became. It became the signature event of the show. Yeah,
(02:41):
and we did it. We did probably fifty or more
booty cruises. I don't know how many.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We do three summer. Yeah, there were tons.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And they were always so fun and they got so
popular and they were so busy and so crowded. But
then they turned into I don't want to say, attracting
the wrong element, because well what is the wrong element?
Girls that didn't know how to behave themselves? Basically, Yeah,
just like trashy, trashy, drunken women who just couldn't behave
themselves and started fights and would get arrested when the
(03:13):
boat would pull up to the dock, or you know,
somebody threw a bottle at a bartender one time, and
it just became like, eh, it doesn't really feel as
fun as it used to be. But back when it
was new, oh man, it was really fun. Yeah, and
I'm I guess and the strippers got older too, Oh
gods turned about by the talk about the strippers they were.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I'm well, so I've been on Booty crewse maybe like
three or four times, and the strippers were definitely there
was one hot one and then the rest were over
forty five, and so it was just not that forty
five as old. But when you're a stripper and you're
like wrinkly, it's like, oh yikes.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was a little bit weird. But I think the
problem was is, you know, they they they knew they
were older, and they were really nice and they were
look great for being forty five. Yeah, but there's not
a lot of restrippers that they could recruit. So I
remember they would bring in one or two really hot
twenty five year olds and then but after a while,
after a couple of drinks, the women didn't care anymore.
And that was always on level number two. There were
(04:15):
three levels.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Level one was the Gary Spivey level, and that's the
psychic and he would answer questions and blah. And then
level two was the stripper level, and I would literally
never go in that level because I just didn't want
to get involved in any of that. And then level
three was like girls who just came to like drink
and enjoy the scenery.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah. I was always up on level three.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is that your level?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's my level because that's the open air level. So
there was like wind up there, which was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What do you remember about Booty Cruz, Jenny?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, I remember you guys. You would always usually
do the inaugural strip dance for an intern back when
we had interns, and then once upon a time you
had me do it, and so I think that that
was when we were super big on face, Facebook Live
and everything. So Steve was Facebook living this really aggressive
(05:08):
stripper giving me like all kinds of you know, it
wasn't just a lap dance. He like threw me to
the ground, spread my legs open, like all of this stuff.
I was super uncomfortable, and Steve Face Facebook lived it,
and my mom saw and she was She usually doesn't
get mad about things that I do, but she was
like not very happy with that. And Dave You even
(05:28):
came on air the next day and apologized for like
his actions because he like took it to a whole
other level. It was not your normal like fun strip, tease, dance, whatever.
But I was say that it was always fun. I
loved doing Drunk Girls trivia, Like the drunk Girl Trivia
was always fun. And honestly, I don't think Drunk Girl
Trivia compares to any of the other events we have
(05:50):
now from like Booty Cruise. Booty Cruise, we always got
the best drunk people.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah. I always liked going after like the day after
and going on the day brandshow dot com and looking
at all the pictures because I just wanted to see, like, Okay,
what are they talking about, and like going back and
comparing this person to whatever story you guys were telling,
and that was like, that was a pretty fun. But
I do agree David did get kind of trashy near
the end. So it's not a good look or like
(06:15):
a good a good vibe to put out if you
want to not put out trashy vibes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, and and yeah, it kind of is like, you know,
a little segment ruined it for everybody else. But a
couple of stories from Booty Cruise, I remember a woman
telling Fallon do shots with the do shots and Falon's like, no,
I'm not doing she fallon. You can't hang, you can't hang.
(06:43):
Later that night we have a picture of them wheeling
that woman out in a wheelchair because she got so drunk.
Story was, yeah, no, it's crazy. And another booty cruise
story was guys used to know about booty cruise, so
they would like get on the Saint Croix next to
our big boat, and they would pull up and women
(07:04):
would flash them. And because you know you're on a boat,
you're not going to get arrested, the guys wanted to
see boobies, and so women would stand on the rail
of the boat and flash the guys in the bass boat.
And there were always three or four bass boats kind
of trailing along with like you know, six or seven
guys and women flashing them. And then one time I
(07:25):
remember it was like out of a movie. The guys
were flashing back because I remember like, let's see it,
let's see it, let's see it. So a guy pulls
down his pants, shows the women the stuff around the
corner like a James Bond movie. Comes a sheriff's boat,
lights of flashing cyri and a goin to find the
(07:46):
guy that had flashed the women, and I always thought,
how embarrassing for this guy? Yeah, to be one minute
the center of attention and then it's you know, you
think getting a traffic ticket's embarrassing while people drive by. No,
it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I wonder why the women didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Know there was a fight that I tried to break up.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's a good question. I don't know. That's a very
good question. There was the ripcord Girl. Do you guys
know the story of the ripcord girl?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yes, that's the tampon one.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You do.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, we've heard this one quite a few times.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, Okay, then I won't tell the story again. But basically,
I was a woman who got a picture and hanging
out the side of our she had her dress up
or something. Then hanging out the side of her underpants
was a string. Yeah, and it was all over the
website and then people named her the ripcord girl.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Classic.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And then my other favorite, other favorite booty cruise story
was when you got on the boat, you signed a
release that said we can use your photos for whatever
we want. You know, you're on the boat, we're going
to use your photos on our website. Almost every week
we would get a phone call from some panicked kindergarten
teacher who there was a picture of her all up
(08:59):
on Steve or all up on you know, somebody else
and drunk with one drink in one hand and like
a cigarette in the other, and they're like, will you
please take that off? I don't want my parents to
see it. I'm like, yeah, we're not out to air
ruin anybody's life, so we would take it off. So
that is my booty cruise summary.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Wow, thank you, good times.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, all right, h Recurring dreams. This is really interesting.
We were talking about recurring dreams because I keep having
this dream that I'm like covered in shit and it
is like human poop and there's like a toilet full
of it, and I'm trying to wipe it off of
me with a towel that's got shit on it, and
(09:41):
then it's in my hair and it's like, what what
So recurring dreams, And here's one that I thought was
really interesting. I need to call nine one one, but
I can't get the numbers in the right order. I've
got my phone. I'm dialing nine one nine one one
nine one nine one but no matter how hard I try,
I cannot get them to dial in the right order.
(10:02):
I always wake up in a panic, and I've had
the same dream. It's like you're trying to dial something
and you just can't get it. She goes on to say,
the person that wrote in about the puppy that is
still being supported by your parents, because I remember a
couple of weeks ago somebody wrote in and said parents
still support me with bills and things like that here
and there. But I'm doing better and I want to
(10:24):
get a puppy. But I think my mom's going to
be mad. She said, you know what's going to make
your home feel like home? A fucking eight dollar house
plant from home Depot. Like, girl, what hope you guys
have a great rest of the week? Dart lick from Katie.
Thoughts on the eight dollar house plant.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, I think that you can't compare a puppy to
a houseplant. However, I am on the side of you
shouldn't have a puppy if you cannot afford to be
doing everything on your own, Like if suddenly something goes
wrong with your car and you can't afford to deal
with that because you're taking care of a puppy, so
then you have to reach out to your parents for help.
I don't really think that that's fair, but that's me
(11:00):
and I know I grew up in a household that
I didn't have anyone to rely on money, so I
had to do everything on my own.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I wonder if you could honestly like talk to your
parents about it, because because I'm in the boat where yes,
like I think you should be able to afford a dog,
like money wise, but also like your time and energy
and all of that, you should be able to afford it.
But I also see the point of view of like,
this is something that will make you feel less lonely,
and a plant cannot hug you back, So I like,
(11:30):
I get kind of both sides. But I wonder if
your parents would want you to have that companionship of
having a dog, and if they would value that, and
maybe then they'd be like, Okay, you can get a dog,
but and then you know, put some stipulations on it,
or maybe they have strong feelings and be like, no,
you can't get a dog because we're still helping you
(11:51):
pay for stuff. It's just kind of like what everybody's
priorities are, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
My sister Vivian doesn't have any money, but she wants
a dog. Her dog died. She her husband is gone,
and she's retired, and I think she's kind of lonely.
And I love Vivian and if she wanted to get
a dog, I would help her get it. And if
she needed money for like, you know, vet bills or whatever,
I would help her out. Donna, she's got two cats.
(12:21):
She can't afford them, but you know the story. I've
been helping her pay for vet bills. She's been better
about it now. I don't know where she's getting the
money for vet bills, but I was annoyed that she
got two cats, but somebody talked her into taking two
brother cats so they wouldn't be separated bonded pair Okay.
Speaking of pets, Amanda writes in Hello fam, chiming in
(12:42):
on Dave's pet store video and the email that followed.
I saw the day you posted I was playing with
a burna doodle. It's on my Instagram. I believe the
video warmed my heart and made me giggle about the cuteness.
I love Jenny's comments saying you should get the pup
the nasty email you got today was frustrating to hear
and took some joy out of the post. I've got
two doodles myself. Dave actually played a ukulele song about
(13:05):
them on Facebook Live once. Okay, I don't remember that,
but that's funny. And by the way, they are real dogs.
I cried when Josie died, So sorry for your loss.
I've always been self conscious. And she goes on for
a little bit that she feels bad that she got
her dog from a breeder rather than adopting, and she's
even felt bad about like she won't post anything about
(13:25):
the dog on social media because she does want people
to like rip on her for not giving the dog
from adoption rather than a breeder. But people get dogs
from breeders all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, Well, people were texting in today saying that a
breeder is far more reputable than like a pet store.
So the pet stores are apparently the ones that are,
you know, shifty a breeder like a reputable breeder, Like,
it's not a bad thing to get your dog from
a breeder, because some people were texting in saying like, oh, well,
I got my dog from a breeder because we needed
a specific not brand, what is it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Specific breed?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Breed?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There you dog breeder, a specific breed and for whatever reason,
xyz reason. So that's why they went in that route,
because I do. I will say, like the one thing
about going to like the Humane Society is that you
never know what you're gonna get. And if nothing like sparks,
you know, ooh I want this one, then you leave
(14:19):
with nothing. But if you know for a fact, like oh,
I want a Golden Retriever, but then there's plenty of
rescues for specific breeds as well, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
There are, It's rocky, There's I mean, there's so many
dogs out there there really are. There's just such an
abundance and excess of dogs and cats that they really
don't need to breed anymore. But I get it. People
if they want a certain dog, you know what, it's
their dog and it's your companion for fifteen years. Get
the dog that you want to get, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
(14:50):
thank you, Amanda. Appreciate that one. Because I deleted some
of these emails after we did the first Minnesota Goodbye,
I'm struggling to find some of the ones that we
have not.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We can read grab them tomorrow too and answer some
of them tomorrow, because I'm sure they're in your trash somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, okay, let me do one more and then we
will clear the way for some more tomorrow. Marie writes
in she says, I'm assuming I haven't heard an announcement
that there won't be a Star Party this year, which
is a shame since I've never been to one. But
they always look like so much fun. I hope it
comes back. The reason we don't do them is because
the artists got too expensive. I mean, the artists used
to play almost for free because they were doing a
(15:31):
favor for a radio station. In exchange, we would maybe
play their new song. So if Maroon five came to
Star Party and they had a new song, well they
charges maybe ten thousand bucks, but then they would also
we'd play their new song. I don't know that that's
how it worked, but they just want cash now and
they're very expensive. Do you guys have anything fun in
the works this summer? Like Summer Cruise last year. I
(15:52):
was bummed that I couldn't go, but it looked like
a blast. Is that coming back? Or you're cooking up
something else. We'll have something. I'm sure we will. Yeah,
whatever you haven't, I'd love an opportunity to meet you guys.
Your show has gotten me through some pretty hard and
challenging times, and i'd like to meet my favorite morning
show crew. Always at the State Fair. Ye, always there
at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
And then you're also at the State Fair. So you're
having a great time anyway period, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
So when you get bored with us, yeah, you get
to go get you know, go on some rides, you
get some cheese, curgs or whatever. So yeah, we're always
at the State Fair, usually the first Saturday, around midday
into afternoon, so and then probably a couple of more
times during the week just to be out there. So Marie,
thank you very much. And that will wrap up the
(16:36):
Minnesota Goodbye. Are you gonna call it booty Cruise or
what are you gonna call it?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh? I don't know yet. I usually figure that out
panicking when I'm typing it up.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Okay, whatever it is. Thank you for listening to the
Minnesota Goodbye, and we'd love to get your email on
for tomorrow. Send your email of whatever we will talk
about anything, send it into Ryan's show at kdw b't
on common. It's always fun to open up an email.
It's like opening up a birthday present, not knowing what
it is. It's like oh oh oil, like a shake,
(17:07):
a shake, a shake up. It sounds like a rock
right Ryan show at KTWB dot com. We'll see you tomorrow.
Minnesota Goodbye Take two. This happens once in a while,
and this was actually user error. But we recorded the
Minnesota Goodbye about an half an hour an hour or
so ago, and then we went back to listen to
it and there was in the background was the Dave's
birth plane loudly and drowning out our voices.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, so that was my badness time. It was Jenny's fault.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Don't feel bad. I've done it before myself. I mean,
I remember every day before we used to record the
Minnesota Goodbye, back when Fallon was on the show. She'd say,
did you take the buttons out, which means you push
the buttons so they're not feeding the Minnesota Goodbye? And
I would get annoyed. It'd be like, yes, of course,
I oh yeah, So it's seriously, we all make mistakes.
(00:47):
It's fine, you're fired. We're bringing Jackson's going to come
back to the show, and we're looking forward to it.
Do you know Jackson contributed two things during his time
here of significance. Number one, he came up with the
name Chrisco. Chrisco was a creation of The Dave Ryan Show.
He was an intern and he went to Brown College
(01:10):
for broadcasting, and he got a job on our show
as an intern. He was eighteen years old, and we
realized what a character he was. And then he told
the story about how he got fired at Subway because
he got bored and he was throwing knives at the
vegetable oil bottles that sat on a shelf and he
stuck a knife in one, pulled it out and at
(01:33):
glurg glurg, glurged vegetable oil all over at six foot
party Sube. Rather than remake the party sub again, Chrisco
took a bunch of paper towels and wiped off the
Crisco or the oil or whatever and then had it
delivered and then they said this has got oil all
over it and they fired him.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, Chrisco, think I actually knew that story. Honestly.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's very involved.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, true story. And so yeah, so Jackson came up
with the name Chrisco. His real name is Adam, but
Chrisco is a product of The Dave Ryan Show. And
then he also Jackson came up with Booty Cruise. So
Jackson got here in about two thousand or so, maybe
two thousand and two, and he's got I got an
(02:19):
idea booty cruise. What's that? Oh, man, you're gonna love this.
We take a boatload of male strippers and we invite
women on the boat and they get to like, you know,
like party and drink and whatever. We call it booty Cruise,
and I'm like, okay, we give it a shot, and
it blew up. And do you know how big booty
cruise became. It became the signature event of the show. Yeah,
(02:41):
and we did it. We did probably fifty or more
booty cruises. I don't know how many.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We do three summer. Yeah, there were tons.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And they were always so fun and they got so
popular and they were so busy and so crowded. But
then they turned into I don't want to say, attracting
the wrong element, because well what is the wrong element?
Girls that didn't know how to behave themselves? Basically, Yeah,
just like trashy, trashy, drunken women who just couldn't behave
themselves and started fights and would get arrested when the
(03:13):
boat would pull up to the dock, or you know,
somebody threw a bottle at a bartender one time, and
it just became like, eh, it doesn't really feel as
fun as it used to be. But back when it
was new, oh man, it was really fun. Yeah, and
I'm I guess and the strippers got older too, Oh
gods turned about by the talk about the strippers they were.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I'm well, so I've been on Booty crewse maybe like
three or four times, and the strippers were definitely there
was one hot one and then the rest were over
forty five, and so it was just not that forty
five as old. But when you're a stripper and you're
like wrinkly, it's like, oh yikes.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was a little bit weird. But I think the
problem was is, you know, they they they knew they
were older, and they were really nice and they were
look great for being forty five. Yeah, but there's not
a lot of restrippers that they could recruit. So I
remember they would bring in one or two really hot
twenty five year olds and then but after a while,
after a couple of drinks, the women didn't care anymore.
And that was always on level number two. There were
(04:15):
three levels.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Level one was the Gary Spivey level, and that's the
psychic and he would answer questions and blah. And then
level two was the stripper level, and I would literally
never go in that level because I just didn't want
to get involved in any of that. And then level
three was like girls who just came to like drink
and enjoy the scenery.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah. I was always up on level three.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is that your level?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's my level because that's the open air level. So
there was like wind up there, which was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What do you remember about Booty Cruz, Jenny?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, I remember you guys. You would always usually
do the inaugural strip dance for an intern back when
we had interns, and then once upon a time you
had me do it, and so I think that that
was when we were super big on face, Facebook Live
and everything. So Steve was Facebook living this really aggressive
(05:08):
stripper giving me like all kinds of you know, it
wasn't just a lap dance. He like threw me to
the ground, spread my legs open, like all of this stuff.
I was super uncomfortable, and Steve Face Facebook lived it,
and my mom saw and she was She usually doesn't
get mad about things that I do, but she was
like not very happy with that. And Dave You even
(05:28):
came on air the next day and apologized for like
his actions because he like took it to a whole
other level. It was not your normal like fun strip, tease, dance, whatever.
But I was say that it was always fun. I
loved doing Drunk Girls trivia, Like the drunk Girl Trivia
was always fun. And honestly, I don't think Drunk Girl
Trivia compares to any of the other events we have
(05:50):
now from like Booty Cruise. Booty Cruise, we always got
the best drunk people.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah. I always liked going after like the day after
and going on the day brandshow dot com and looking
at all the pictures because I just wanted to see, like, Okay,
what are they talking about, and like going back and
comparing this person to whatever story you guys were telling,
and that was like, that was a pretty fun. But
I do agree David did get kind of trashy near
the end. So it's not a good look or like
(06:15):
a good a good vibe to put out if you
want to not put out trashy vibes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, and and yeah, it kind of is like, you know,
a little segment ruined it for everybody else. But a
couple of stories from Booty Cruise, I remember a woman
telling Fallon do shots with the do shots and Falon's like, no,
I'm not doing she fallon. You can't hang, you can't hang.
(06:43):
Later that night we have a picture of them wheeling
that woman out in a wheelchair because she got so drunk.
Story was, yeah, no, it's crazy. And another booty cruise
story was guys used to know about booty cruise, so
they would like get on the Saint Croix next to
our big boat, and they would pull up and women
(07:04):
would flash them. And because you know you're on a boat,
you're not going to get arrested, the guys wanted to
see boobies, and so women would stand on the rail
of the boat and flash the guys in the bass boat.
And there were always three or four bass boats kind
of trailing along with like you know, six or seven
guys and women flashing them. And then one time I
(07:25):
remember it was like out of a movie. The guys
were flashing back because I remember like, let's see it,
let's see it, let's see it. So a guy pulls
down his pants, shows the women the stuff around the
corner like a James Bond movie. Comes a sheriff's boat,
lights of flashing cyri and a goin to find the
(07:46):
guy that had flashed the women, and I always thought,
how embarrassing for this guy? Yeah, to be one minute
the center of attention and then it's you know, you
think getting a traffic ticket's embarrassing while people drive by. No,
it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I wonder why the women didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Know there was a fight that I tried to break up.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's a good question. I don't know. That's a very
good question. There was the ripcord Girl. Do you guys
know the story of the ripcord girl?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yes, that's the tampon one.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You do.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, we've heard this one quite a few times.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, Okay, then I won't tell the story again. But basically,
I was a woman who got a picture and hanging
out the side of our she had her dress up
or something. Then hanging out the side of her underpants
was a string. Yeah, and it was all over the
website and then people named her the ripcord girl.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Classic.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And then my other favorite, other favorite booty cruise story
was when you got on the boat, you signed a
release that said we can use your photos for whatever
we want. You know, you're on the boat, we're going
to use your photos on our website. Almost every week
we would get a phone call from some panicked kindergarten
teacher who there was a picture of her all up
(08:59):
on Steve or all up on you know, somebody else
and drunk with one drink in one hand and like
a cigarette in the other, and they're like, will you
please take that off? I don't want my parents to
see it. I'm like, yeah, we're not out to air
ruin anybody's life, so we would take it off. So
that is my booty cruise summary.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Wow, thank you, good times.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, all right, h Recurring dreams. This is really interesting.
We were talking about recurring dreams because I keep having
this dream that I'm like covered in shit and it
is like human poop and there's like a toilet full
of it, and I'm trying to wipe it off of
me with a towel that's got shit on it, and
(09:41):
then it's in my hair and it's like, what what
So recurring dreams, And here's one that I thought was
really interesting. I need to call nine one one, but
I can't get the numbers in the right order. I've
got my phone. I'm dialing nine one nine one one
nine one nine one but no matter how hard I try,
I cannot get them to dial in the right order.
(10:02):
I always wake up in a panic, and I've had
the same dream. It's like you're trying to dial something
and you just can't get it. She goes on to say,
the person that wrote in about the puppy that is
still being supported by your parents, because I remember a
couple of weeks ago somebody wrote in and said parents
still support me with bills and things like that here
and there. But I'm doing better and I want to
(10:24):
get a puppy. But I think my mom's going to
be mad. She said, you know what's going to make
your home feel like home? A fucking eight dollar house
plant from home Depot. Like, girl, what hope you guys
have a great rest of the week? Dart lick from Katie.
Thoughts on the eight dollar house plant.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, I think that you can't compare a puppy to
a houseplant. However, I am on the side of you
shouldn't have a puppy if you cannot afford to be
doing everything on your own, Like if suddenly something goes
wrong with your car and you can't afford to deal
with that because you're taking care of a puppy, so
then you have to reach out to your parents for help.
I don't really think that that's fair, but that's me
(11:00):
and I know I grew up in a household that
I didn't have anyone to rely on money, so I
had to do everything on my own.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I wonder if you could honestly like talk to your
parents about it, because because I'm in the boat where yes,
like I think you should be able to afford a dog,
like money wise, but also like your time and energy
and all of that, you should be able to afford it.
But I also see the point of view of like,
this is something that will make you feel less lonely,
and a plant cannot hug you back, So I like,
(11:30):
I get kind of both sides. But I wonder if
your parents would want you to have that companionship of
having a dog, and if they would value that, and
maybe then they'd be like, Okay, you can get a dog,
but and then you know, put some stipulations on it,
or maybe they have strong feelings and be like, no,
you can't get a dog because we're still helping you
(11:51):
pay for stuff. It's just kind of like what everybody's
priorities are, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
My sister Vivian doesn't have any money, but she wants
a dog. Her dog died. She her husband is gone,
and she's retired, and I think she's kind of lonely.
And I love Vivian and if she wanted to get
a dog, I would help her get it. And if
she needed money for like, you know, vet bills or whatever,
I would help her out. Donna, she's got two cats.
(12:21):
She can't afford them, but you know the story. I've
been helping her pay for vet bills. She's been better
about it now. I don't know where she's getting the
money for vet bills, but I was annoyed that she
got two cats, but somebody talked her into taking two
brother cats so they wouldn't be separated bonded pair Okay.
Speaking of pets, Amanda writes in Hello fam, chiming in
(12:42):
on Dave's pet store video and the email that followed.
I saw the day you posted I was playing with
a burna doodle. It's on my Instagram. I believe the
video warmed my heart and made me giggle about the cuteness.
I love Jenny's comments saying you should get the pup
the nasty email you got today was frustrating to hear
and took some joy out of the post. I've got
two doodles myself. Dave actually played a ukulele song about
(13:05):
them on Facebook Live once. Okay, I don't remember that,
but that's funny. And by the way, they are real dogs.
I cried when Josie died, So sorry for your loss.
I've always been self conscious. And she goes on for
a little bit that she feels bad that she got
her dog from a breeder rather than adopting, and she's
even felt bad about like she won't post anything about
(13:25):
the dog on social media because she does want people
to like rip on her for not giving the dog
from adoption rather than a breeder. But people get dogs
from breeders all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, Well, people were texting in today saying that a
breeder is far more reputable than like a pet store.
So the pet stores are apparently the ones that are,
you know, shifty a breeder like a reputable breeder, Like,
it's not a bad thing to get your dog from
a breeder, because some people were texting in saying like, oh, well,
I got my dog from a breeder because we needed
a specific not brand, what is it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Specific breed?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Breed?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There you dog breeder, a specific breed and for whatever reason,
xyz reason. So that's why they went in that route,
because I do. I will say, like the one thing
about going to like the Humane Society is that you
never know what you're gonna get. And if nothing like sparks,
you know, ooh I want this one, then you leave
(14:19):
with nothing. But if you know for a fact, like oh,
I want a Golden Retriever, but then there's plenty of
rescues for specific breeds as well, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
There are, It's rocky, There's I mean, there's so many
dogs out there there really are. There's just such an
abundance and excess of dogs and cats that they really
don't need to breed anymore. But I get it. People
if they want a certain dog, you know what, it's
their dog and it's your companion for fifteen years. Get
the dog that you want to get, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
(14:50):
thank you, Amanda. Appreciate that one. Because I deleted some
of these emails after we did the first Minnesota Goodbye,
I'm struggling to find some of the ones that we
have not.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We can read grab them tomorrow too and answer some
of them tomorrow, because I'm sure they're in your trash somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, okay, let me do one more and then we
will clear the way for some more tomorrow. Marie writes
in she says, I'm assuming I haven't heard an announcement
that there won't be a Star Party this year, which
is a shame since I've never been to one. But
they always look like so much fun. I hope it
comes back. The reason we don't do them is because
the artists got too expensive. I mean, the artists used
to play almost for free because they were doing a
(15:31):
favor for a radio station. In exchange, we would maybe
play their new song. So if Maroon five came to
Star Party and they had a new song, well they
charges maybe ten thousand bucks, but then they would also
we'd play their new song. I don't know that that's
how it worked, but they just want cash now and
they're very expensive. Do you guys have anything fun in
the works this summer? Like Summer Cruise last year. I
(15:52):
was bummed that I couldn't go, but it looked like
a blast. Is that coming back? Or you're cooking up
something else. We'll have something. I'm sure we will. Yeah,
whatever you haven't, I'd love an opportunity to meet you guys.
Your show has gotten me through some pretty hard and
challenging times, and i'd like to meet my favorite morning
show crew. Always at the State Fair. Ye, always there
at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
And then you're also at the State Fair. So you're
having a great time anyway period, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
So when you get bored with us, yeah, you get
to go get you know, go on some rides, you
get some cheese, curgs or whatever. So yeah, we're always
at the State Fair, usually the first Saturday, around midday
into afternoon, so and then probably a couple of more
times during the week just to be out there. So Marie,
thank you very much. And that will wrap up the
(16:36):
Minnesota Goodbye. Are you gonna call it booty Cruise or
what are you gonna call it?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh? I don't know yet. I usually figure that out
panicking when I'm typing it up.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Okay, whatever it is. Thank you for listening to the
Minnesota Goodbye, and we'd love to get your email on
for tomorrow. Send your email of whatever we will talk
about anything, send it into Ryan's show at kdw b't
on common. It's always fun to open up an email.
It's like opening up a birthday present, not knowing what
it is. It's like oh oh oil, like a shake,
(17:07):
a shake, a shake up. It sounds like a rock
right Ryan show at KTWB dot com. We'll see you tomorrow.
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