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December 5, 2025 • 13 mins

We talk weird Christmas lyrics, reminisce about Alpha Omega Broski, and Dave sings some old radio jingles.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm getting excited and also a little bit nervous about
the live Minnesota Goodbye podcast, which is as it stands
right now, it's Friday, it is tomorrow, and when will
it go live? For example, in other words, if you're here,
you're watching it. It will be on YouTube and Instagram
and that type of thing. Look for the Dave Ryan

(00:20):
channels Dave Ryan Show, and you can watch it live.
We figured out whether to have it available to view
and we said, well, no, it's just for people who come.
And I said, well, it's kind of like church services online. Yeah,
you know, you might not be able to come to
church services, but you still would enjoy watching it. So
it will be on the platforms tomorrow starting at noon,

(00:44):
and then when will it upload?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So right now, I think once you like end it,
I don't know exactly font is going to know it better,
but I feel like once you end the live it
like automatically publishes.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well I think, yes, that automatically published. But in terms
of the podcast audio going to our actual Minnesota Goodbye,
that should just be a matter of whenever we get
a chance to upload it that afternoon. Because Jared, our
wonderful engineer who's coming in to help us. He will
have the audio recording and then all he'll have to
do is save it and then we'll upload it like
what we do, what Bailey does everych.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, so if you can't make it tomorrow and you're
not gonna be able to come in, then it'll be
uploaded by tomorrow afternoon sometime. Yes, yeah, we can promise that. Okay, good.
We keep getting cancelations and requests, so I am updating
the guest list probably three or four times a day.
And we just had somebody say sorry, I can't make it,
but I'm still going to donate online, thank you, And

(01:37):
then somebody else said, I really want to come. I've
converted my boyfriend to a fan. He wants to come,
and I'm like, great, but I think I'm nervous because
I want people to walk out of here going that
was cool and not like why did I drive all
the way down here on my Saturday to see this
shit show? So I don't know what will make it

(01:57):
entertaining in person? Do you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I feel like you're docuving us enough credit that we're entertainers.
I think we're entertaining, Like if you think about are
there any podcasts you listen to where you would love
to go see them live, because there's the two guys
at Bailey and I love the Basement Yard.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
We can love them, oh my god. I mean they're
like straight.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Up comedience pretty much, but like they just sold out
like Madison Square Garden, which is extreme.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
But I would just love to.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Go see them because I like what they do on
their podcast, so I expect the same kind of content
at I think.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's what makes me good at what I do is
because I put thought and concern and worry into this.
Better be good. And I think a lot of radio
people get on the radio and they go, well, let's
fucking throw things at the wall and see what sticks.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, well we have done that though with my games
and stuff. We have like thoughts, plans, we have things to.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We still get plenty to do.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Got this huge packet of questions printed out about the
show that I forget her name. I'm so sorry, but
she stepped in feeling like shocked as I was putting.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
It together yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
The amount of questions and here that I don't even
know and she has or one.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
For example about me, Yeah, what's one?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Let's see I think she knows about me whose dog
ate their couch? I think that's probably that's easy because
we've talked about that recently. But there's like old ones
that we can go back to. I don't know, I'm
gonna have to say, because it's like one hundred questions.
It's funny because you say, like, oh, go ahead, what
is the frat that Dave and Steve made up? I
know you'll know this, Dave, but like that's Bro, that's
the archive, Bro Bro something.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Alpha Omega Brosky. We were so proud of that bit,
and it really was very clever. Steve and I were
in a frat over at the U and because we
decided to go back to the you and join a
frat which we made up ourselves Alpha Omega Prosky. So
we went over to the U and we did an
outside establishing shot of an old dorm, like on Seinfeld

(03:47):
or any sitcom where they'd show the exterior and then
they would show inside the house. Yeah, and so there's
Steve and I and we actually think used Fallon's basement
as the interior of the frat house. And we'd be
sitting there really bored, and then Fallon would walk in
and she'd be like, hey, guys, what's going on? Oh,
you know, just hanging and she's like, well, what happened

(04:10):
to all the chicks? You said you're going to have
chicks over all the time and party, and I said, Fallen,
we have chicks over almost every night. We almost had
some over Wednesday, we almost had some on Thursday, we
almost had some on Friday. And there was this awful
canned laughter and it was just so funny and we

(04:31):
were very proud of it. But it took a lot
of effort to do those because we'd have to go
to Fallon's house to film everyone. So if you ever go,
if you want to go on YouTube and look up
Dave Ryan show like Alpha Omega Broski. I haven't seen
him in years, but they're actually pretty funny. Speaking of YouTube,
I got an email from somebody named Miranda. She said,
this year YouTube starting doing a YouTube recap similar to

(04:53):
Spotify Wrapped, where you can see the top videos and
channels you watched on YouTube this year. I am proud
to announce that I Dave Ryan is my number one
channel and I was in the top point one percent
of viewers. Screenshot attached for proof Wow just want to
share and remind you, guys, there are people who love
watching your YouTube lives and really appreciate the effort you
put into making them happen. Watching the show live is

(05:15):
genuinely my favorite way to start the day. Thanks for
the entertainment and company you provide every day. Love y'all.
Dart lickety lick for Miranda and she puts in a
screenshot and it says, Dave Ryan Show, You've watched two
hundred and sixty six of their videos this year. That's dedication, Miranda.
We owe you breakfast, we owe you a burger, we

(05:36):
owe you a BackRub or something, because that is tremendous.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah. Now, look, I'm trying to find where I can find.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Out what I watched a lot on YouTube this year,
but I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Mine is pilot Debrief. There's Pilet's Pilot Debrief, which is
a guy who's a former Navy fighter pilot and he
reviews civilian aircraft accidents and it's fascinating. It's a very
niche kind of a thing. But I am probably one
of their top one percent of pilot.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Debris top zero zero zero one.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I wouldn't doubt it. I watch it almost every day.
I almost watched it Friday, I almost watched it. Alright, alright,
all right, as Stephanie, who will be at the Minnesota
Goodbye Tomorrow? I believe, I'm sure, and she's going to come,
she writes in, And some of these emails were going
to save for the Minnesota Goodbye Tomorrow. Yes, and jan

(06:29):
Nita will get we'll be there. We were hoping that
Tony your friend would be there because he's a riot.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, he had like a moniscous surgery and he said
that it really depends on how the recovery goes. So
I'll check in with him today and see how he's doing.
But he said that he might be in a boot
from his hip to his law ankle for six weeks,
good bit, and then he can't drive. So if that
were the case, then he won't be here.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
But I can uber him. Can I uber him in?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's a long ver. He lives in Woodbury. That's gonna come.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
He might be worth it. He's funny. He's funnier than
I I know.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
But okay, I'll text him and I'll throw it out there.
But truly, that will be a very expensive uber for you.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Dat I shift.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm loaded, I'm loaded, l O O O D D loaded.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stephanie says, we've been listening to Christmas songs lately, and
it's interesting that many songs have the same odd, weird
or creepy lyrics.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I pointed this out five years ago. Christmas songs have
the most fucked up lyrics, but we just zip right
by him because we don't care. Bring me some figgy pudding? Nobody,
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
What a fucked up lyric?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What bring me figgy pudding? I love hearing you say
fuck because you don't bust it out as often.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm just I'm quoting you because that's hilarious. Because how
is bring me my figgiy pudding?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Because nobody wants Nobody wants figgy fucking pudding. That's why
you would. I would try it too, but I can't
imagine bring it right here, little asshole demanding figgy pudding?
How much get your own fucking figgy pudding? It's a
little fuckhead. Everybody knows the baby is called outside fiasco.
But I've been hearing more and more weird stuff lately.
We wish you a merry Christmas. We'll hear it she

(08:04):
starts off, has some weird lyrics about figgy pudding? What
is figgie pudding? Why are people wishing me Merry Christmas?
Then asking for a dessert I've never heard of, then
demanding it or refusing to leave? Santa Claus is coming
to town, he sees me, but I'm sleeping when I'm awake,
Hold up, excuse me, no thanks, privacy please. The song
you all discovered a year ago about that train or
bus crashes an insane debacle on its own. Everybody dies

(08:27):
in an awful accident, but don't worry. Dad's alive, so
everybody's happy. What the Twelve Days of Christmas is a
ridiculous song? Anytime it comes on, my husband and I
always laugh and joke about the insanely large amount of
birds this person is gifting their loved one partridge, geese, hens, turtle, dove, swans.
She doesn't like birds. That dude's in trouble. At least
he's out. At least he out in some jewelry five

(08:51):
golden rings. Yeah yeah, okay, uh oh he put in Okay?
Do they know it's Christmas? Is pretty depressing, I would think,
even if they're in a different countries. They're gonna know
it's Christmas if they celebrate it. But what's really weird
is they have a lyric that says, well, tonight, thank
God it's them instead of you.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That seems weird. And a song meant to raise money
to feed people in another country that came out in
nineteen eighty four. I still love that song.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh, I've never liked that song.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I love that song because I think I knew it
when it was new, and it reminds me of a
wonderful time in my life when I was very first
doing my own morning show in Las Vegas, Nevada. They
had a little jingle that they wrote, well, it's Christmas
time out Nevada way, Dave Rye in six to ten,
Get your Day under Way, Charlie McGraw ten till two,
and Bill Richards till four, Tad's fence and just makes

(09:46):
it coming in through the door. It's the Little Saint Nick,
Little Saint Nick. And I thought it was really cool
that they had a professional artist put together a song.
Yeah that included Dave Rye in six to ten Gets
Your Day Underway.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I'm sad for Arlie mcgratt and it really doesn't flow
very much.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Charlie McGrath two not all. Let's see Dave Ryan six
to ten gets your day underway Charlie McGrath ten until two.
Now I just forgot the words to it. But I
was like, I was twenty one years old, and can
you imagine being twenty one years old and having them
write a song recorded by a professional, yeah, with your
name in it. I was fucking on cloud dying.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Do you remember the first time that you started having
like just artists say your name, like, it's day Ryan
in the morning and this.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Is flow rad us.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't remember that, but I do remember my first
caricature because somebody drew a picture of me for like
a coffee mug or a poster, and I was like, fuck.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Two, Like I feel like all of your radio art,
like in the nineties were all caricatures, So that used
to be like a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, yeah, that was cool. And then the one that
was really cool was when they would do a jingle
with your name in it, Dave Ryan in the Morning,
and I was like, that's fuck, that's the height of success.
And then they had these thing called jock shouts, and
they don't really do them anymore, but they might sound familiar.

(11:12):
They'd have a group of people all in unison, go
Dave Ryan, Debt, Debt deaded a kd w B that's
called the jock shout, and I had one. I don't
know if it's that good of a story. I had
a DJ friend who didn't have a radio name, and
I said, I've got a jock shout where it's they
say Larry Mondello. Now, Larry Mundela was a character on

(11:36):
Leave It to Beaver Back in the sixties, fifties and sixties,
And for some reason, I had a jock shout where
they said Larry Mondello and then they tag it onto Debt,
Debt Deadita, kd w B, and I said, your name
is now Larry Mondello. And that's the name he used
on the radio because I had a tape with that
jock shot. Is that a good story or is it.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
It made a name for him just because he wanted
the jock shout.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You wanted jock shout.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I feel you, I feel you, Dave Ryan, de Dead Dick.
I like the WB nineties singing ladies. That'd be like
Dave Ryan in the morning. I liked those ladies.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
We God that's true, and they still do jingles, but
we don't have the budget for him anymore. So the
jingles you hear on KTWB go back to probably the
mid two thousands.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I used to get random people to say things when
I went to kickball, like you guys would have me
like record random girls say like Dave Ryan in the morning,
yes or whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I would just.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Be in the middle of a kickball field, people are
like hammering white claws. I'm like, hey, can you come
here first sec? And I record this.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I have a bunch of like high school girls from
the State Fair that were thrilled to like be at
the KDWB booth and I said, do you guys want
to or they asked can we record the like jingle?
And I said yes, And I sent it to Von.
I thought he was gonna post it. He didn't, but
I still have it on my phone. All these like
ten girls just being like ky WB.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know, I wonder where we got those because I
hear things like Dave Ryan in the morning, or a
woman will be like I love Katie WB, and I'm like,
where do we get those people?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
H Well, I used to get them.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, I didn't know that until just now I didn't know.
All right, if you're coming to the Minnesota, goodbye tomorrow,
have a question ready if we get to it. I'd
love to I'd rather have you have a question and
we never get to you, than for you to not
have a question if we came to you. So I
just want to make sure it all goes well tomorrow.
And one more thing, Dave Rye in six to ten,

(13:35):
get your day underway. I don't know why I ended
with that, but that was a big thrill for me.
Can you write me a jingle?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Charlie mcgratten, Okay, poor gun it see you tomorrow.
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