July 7, 2025 • 21 mins
We play eff, marry, kill with some popular show segments, talk our favorite cheeses, and Freaky Friday ourselves into each other.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And here comes the Minnesota good Bye, which is a
collection of emails and comments and a mishmash of things
that never makes it to the show, And here we go.
The first one's from Scherise, and we were talking about
this earlier. She said, I watched something on Max this
week and I think Vaunt would be interested in. It
was a documentary by Marissa Hargatea, the actress from Law
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and Order SVU, called My Mom Jane. It's a documentary
about her mother, the actress Jane Mansfield from the fifties.
It's really good. I think you would like it a lot, Dave.
You might find it interesting too. Anyway, that's all I
wanted to say. And you know what, I took your advice, Cherise,
because we ran out of things to watch, and we
watched most of it last night, and it is fascinating.
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Jane Mansfield was a sex symbol actress that lived I
think in Texas. She was married, she had a kid,
and so she went to Hollywood to try to make
it big, and she came with her husband and her kid.
Her husband didn't like it, so he left and went
back to Texas. She stayed there. The meta guy had
three more kids, maybe four more kids, and then she
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was typecast as a dumb blonde because she was beautiful.
I mean, if you look at her face, she just
had a gorgeous, beautiful face. But you know, it's funny
because our standards of today, she had ridiculously big blonde hair,
just ridiculous, but she has a beautiful face. And she
was typecast as a dumb blonde. And she didn't like
that because she was very intelligent, and so she tried
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to break out of that dumb blonde role and they
wouldn't let her. And so then she eventually was performing
in nightclubs doing like a jokey, silly singing whatever act.
And she was in Biloxi, missus Bloxi, Mississippi, and she
was in the back seat with her kids and she said, well,
(01:48):
I'm gonna let them take a nap, so I'll get
in the front seat so they can lay down. The
driver then wasn't looking and drove under the back end
of a truck. Wow, and the bottom of the trailer
basically sheared off the top of the car and killed her.
And it's just really interesting. It's called My Mom Jane,
so might be worth checking out. Yeah, thank you series.
(02:12):
Next one, let's try hold on, hold on, here we go,
Kaylee writes in Hi again, it's me, Kaylee's self appointed
close friend of the show. Love that a couple of
random questions. I've been newleing this weekend and figured I
would share with you guys. I love this. I love random.
I love when you have something just like out of nowhere.
I'll start simple, what is this superior cheese? In my opinion,
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I'm going to have to go and say aged sharp cheddar,
I would say I agree with you. The sharper, the
more orange it is, the better. That is also a
favorite cheese. But I love all cheeses. I've never had
a cheese that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Same.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I love all cheeses as well.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't think I've really had the joy of tasting
a lot of fancy cheeses, so unfortunately, I don't know.
I mean, I always get jack because that's what we
used to put on the triskets back when I was
a kid. Okay, and that one's pretty solid. But I
do like a funky cheese. I don't mind. Yeah, somebody
else has to purchase it and then have it at
like a party and then I'll taste it, because I
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wouldn't know where to start for buying anything.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
If you go into buyer Ley's, they have an entire
cheese section, like a booth of cheese, and there's usually
a woman there who can give you some guidance on
the cheese. I remember, for Susan's Valentine's Day about two
or three years ago, I made a beautiful, huge charcuterie
board and I was so proud of it, and I'll
never forget the I said, Okay, come here into the kitchen,
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like cave here, look at what I And she looked
at it and she went uh huh. And I was like,
just like heartbroken that she just didn't really care.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, you can make us a charcuterie board and we'll
be ecstatic.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'd be thrilled.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I've tried so many cheeses, but if I had to
pick one that's like a go to on a burger,
a sandwich, or just like to grab on a cheese
pl I'd pick like a Cheddar too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But I love like a pepper Jack a little spicy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I like it a little spicy. Yeah, yeah, marbled Cheddar
does not like the marbled stuff. It's so bland. It's
just nothing there. Okay, thank you for that one. Another question,
what is something wild you did in your twenties, just
something you would never ever do now, or that you
think is ridiculous looking back. I don't think I have
anything something wild that I did in my twenties. I
(04:27):
really don't.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
How about sleeping with women who just called the request.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Line You had no idea who they were, what they
lost not exactly accurate.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I would meet women on the request line and I
wouldn't like go over to their house to hook up.
But if it happened, it happened. Yeah, but that's not
like crazy wild. It's just yeah, it's fird wild to me,
well a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I mean I used to go to the clerb but
when I lived in Florida in my twenties and get
they had these like refillable glasses and you would have
to pay like tw bucks for a glass, but then
the refills were like five dollars. So I would get one,
drink it as quickly as possible so I could get
a refill. And then as the night went on, people
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would just leave their glasses, so I would just pick
up someone else's oh no really, and then I would
get two refills. I would just get really bonkers drunk
when I lived in Florida and then like ride the
bus the next day to work like super huh.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Didn't you literally?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, I mean it was really fun because it was
different and I was not like that in college. So
I was squishing like all of the kind of like party, party,
party that you do in college. I like crammed all
of that into six months of living in Florida.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, So I was just kind of like that, how
long you were there.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I was there for like a year and then I
went back like seasonally, but I was only like the
cuckoo bananas for about six months of it, and then
I kind of eased up on that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was like, Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did it, Okay, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I mean I could write a novel of wild stories,
but I'll give you this one. It was New Year's
Eve and I was at my friend's party. But then
a guy who I went to high school with, who
was older, who we always liked each other, he messaged
me because I was in the same town as him,
and was like, you want to come hang out with me,
and I was like sure, and then we ended up
like hooking up, except for didn't tell me that him
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and his girlfriend got back together and she was passed
out in the basement and she came running into the
room and was like, what the fuck is going on here?
And bitch slapped me across the face. Oh my god, wow,
And then I had to gather my belongings run out
of there. He's got her like pinned to the ground
Jerry Springer style because she's freaking out.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And I run out of the door. I'm in a New.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Year's Eve dress and heels and it's the dead of
winter obviously in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and on my phone was dead.
So I walked into a random house and that I
heard people talking at because I needed shelter.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I walked in there.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And passed out in One of the guys that was
there like gave me home.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You like spoke to the people you just wan. I
walked in and I was like hi.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And they're like, uh.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, I'm just in a bad situation and they were
like okay, because I was in a city I don't know, Oshkosh.
That while we were on like the college campus and yeah,
I'm telling you. The stories that I could tell you
from my twenties are crazy, and I'm a little shocked
that I didn't die.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sometimes I think of that too, and you had it
for way longer than I did. But I'm like, God,
I got home? How did I get home that one night?
No idea? Wow, that's bonkers. You just walked into someone's hall.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow, Okay, college house.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, maybe I should just sure it was like.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
People party and it was New Year so I could
tell that, and it wasn't a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But yeah, you like just walked into some guy, some
guy named you Shelter Toby.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Uh. Next one, if you had to freaky Friday with
one other member of the show, who would it be
and what would be the first and last thing you
would do as them? Oh? Boy, I don't know. Probably
Jenny and I would go out and get some dick,
just you know, to see what that's like. Yeah, you know,
I would throw a leg up on some random guy's
shoulder and just be like, yeah, okay, just to see
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what that.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I would also like to freaky Friday into Jenny, but
then I would attempt to perform in a burlesque show.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
As Jenny.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh, that would be the coolest thing, because then I
would be like hot and have big old boobs so
that when you do the like little Jimmy thing, the
pasties like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Would go insane. Oh nice, Oh that would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's what I do, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I probably go.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I would do, Dave, because I'd want to take your
RV out on a nice, fun trip and know what
it's like to live in luxury instead of the campra
van that I have a bed and a cabinet in,
and not that r V and is necessarily luxury, but
it would be fun to have access to that and
then also access to just fucking buy whatever I wanted
because I got an Instagram at about it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That'd be great.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'd be like, this looks fun.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm gonna get it, can I tell you? Speaking of
the RV is a dumb story. It's not quality enough
to make the regular show. But we lost the remote
to the TV in the RV. Now it can only
be in a certain number of places. Yeah, we scat.
We looked in the freezer, we looked in the trash can,
(09:13):
We looked under the seats probably a half a dozen
times with flashlights. We cannot find the remote. And it's
just the weirdest goddamn thing because it's in there somewhere?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We cannot find the remote?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is it a regular TV?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Okay, so it's not like a Roku or something.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, it's got a regular size remote that's about the
size of a regular remote.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Got Bernie's bed. Maybe he grabbed it?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We did, We did, and I thought, did Bernie eat it? Yeah,
But that's the desperation we were getting to, like where
is this remote? I mean, it's the funny thing is
we kept saying we're gonna find it. It's in here somewhere,
and we looked everywhere, and it's like, did I get
(09:58):
up in the middle of the night and throw it
out the window? I mean, I don't do things like that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That'd be so Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
So you're always doing things like that when things like
that happened, especially in a small space. My younger sister,
like that came on the Iceland trip. She lost her
towel because we brought bought these like quick dry towels
that take up barely any space. We each bought one
first night of campy, and she lost hers. So, like
most of the trips. She was using mine until we
finally saw a souvenir shop.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's so you never found it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
No, she doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
She thinks she dropped it when she went to the
bathroom at the camp that night, and just like such
a dick move, was like someone took it, and it
was because it was still in the packaging.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It came in.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
She hadn't even used it, dang.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
So she had gone the next morning to look everywhere,
her path, the bathroom, whatever, and just never found it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So I think someone took it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Granted, if somebody if there was like a towel laying out,
I wouldn't take it. But if it's like in its packaging,
I might be like, oh she free towel.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah yeah, another question from Kaylee. We appreciate these so much. Last,
but certainly not least, Fuck Mary Kill now here the
fuck Mary Kill, Bailey's Bernie Bit, Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends
or Monster's the Pot. Okay, Jenny, you're gonna go first,
fuck Mary Kill, Bailey's Bernie Bit, Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends
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or Monster's the Pot.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Okay, I'm gonna marry Bailey's Bernie Bit.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I just love I love it, and I think it's
sweet and it's cute and it would make me happy
for a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I would probably.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I feel like it goes without saying as fuck Dave's girlfriends,
we have girlfriends, okay, because it makes sense. And I
would kill monsters the pot because some of the shit
he says on there pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, I'll back you up on that one. Yeah. I
don't really have a whole lot of different opinion on
that one. But you say you would marry Bailey's Bailey's
Bernie Bit. I like that one. I think it's cute. Yeah.
Wheel of Girlfriends, Yes, I think that is. I like
that one because you guys like it so much. It's
like if it's kind of like if you buy something
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for your kids and they love it, then you love
it too. So if you get a little toy called
Dave's Wheel the Girlfriends and you love it, then I
love it too.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I agree on all three fronts, mostly because the Bernie
Bitt and Dave's Will of Girlfriends were my idea.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So I really like those. I want those to not
die ever.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Wave on because that wheel's got a lot of names
on it, and I've got a lot of dog puns.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Still write those down for tomorrow. We can do those
for tomorrow. Let's see. I want to Oh they write
and they say I wanted. It makes me nervous. I
want to do a group therapy on an issue with
my boss, but I don't want my name shared because
I'd get fired. Please assure me and anonymity that I
(12:40):
can share. Yeah, yeah, I'll writer back right now. Say
don't say my name total.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I would like to do a group therapy, and you
can even make up a name. Say your name is
Trudy or something. You can be whatever you want to be.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I work for X y Z name. Okay, next one.
Let's see here. This is from Aubrey last week. Why
Nita's rant mentioned at how the doctor's office you got
to fill out that form about being depressed. I have
a story about that. The doctors never even look at
the paper when I fill it out. But last year
(13:16):
I did have a doctor that looked at over and
the first thing she said was have you ever been
diagnosed with ADHD? And I felt it was such a
relief because I've been told by my whole family, my
whole life, that I might have ADHD. Anyway, there are
about one in one hundred good doctors out there. I'm
going to say they're probably more than that one from Aubrey.
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So the doctor looked and said, do you have ADHD? Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I oh sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, I was gonna say, I'm nearly certain that if
that had been a diagnosis when I was a kid,
I would have gotten ADHD all over the place because
I was a little shit. I was always in trouble,
not bad trouble. I was never like dangerous or scary,
just a disruptive little shit. Yeah, and that I just
loved it. It was so much fun to be the
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obnoxious and I had tons of friends because I was
the one who'd be like, hey, Dave, dare you to
go do this? Oh yeah, I'll go do it, And
so I would, and they love me.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Mm hmm. I I feel the same way.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I know my sister has ADHD and has it like
pretty down bad.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But it is the same with like autism.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's like, you know, it's a spectrum, so like you
can see it in a bunch of different ways.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
ADHD can, but it is it is.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Weird to well, I guess at least it was a doctor,
But like I got a tattoo once and my tattoo
artist was trying to diagnose me with ADHD throughout the
entire appointment, and I was like, I don't really appreciate
you trying to diagnose me.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
That's something that someone with ADHD would say, like, Okay,
I didn't I didn't ask you that.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
They probably have it themselves, probably and something autism.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'm like, oh, okay, I think what okay, thank you.
It was such a weird that was a weird situation.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, I don't you maybe strike me as a any
bit ADHD in a good way, because you can focus
when you need to. Steve O was like genuinely ADHD
because he was so much fun. He was always like
he used to call himself Latardi, the one man party,
and he really was. He was very fun. Loved having
him on the show. But he could not focus. I
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remember one time there was something really urgent going on
in the studio, something like I don't remember what it was,
but we all needed to pitch in and help, and
Steve stood right where Ginny is with a bowl of
yogurt in his hand, watching TV eating the yogurt, and
I'm like, Steve, we need your help.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He just could not well.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
And also ADHD and women is very different than what
it is in men. Yes, and that's why most women
have never been diagnosed because it shows up very differently
than what people think ADHD is, and that's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What it shows up with men.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
One thing I just want to say about her saying that, like,
you know, you can find a good doctor out there.
I feel that a way about my current doctor I've
been seeing for the last like two or three years,
because I feel like she genuinely cares about me outside
of a like I'm going to do your pelvic exam
and that's all. Like she actually asked me about my
life and make sure that I'm doing okay and stuff
and so, and I feel like she's been very helpful
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in certain ways outside of other doctors.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is she around your age?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay? How old is she? Curious me?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I would say she's probably fifty, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm just curious if that was a factor. I had
a doctor who was around my age and he retired
and I was really bummed because he was almost like
a friend. He listened to the show. And I don't
always like it when I go somewhere and you know,
like if I'm buying a car and people want to
talk about war the roses, I don't always like that.
But he was just genuinely curious, Like, oh man, those
people on war the roses, they're crazy, blah blah blah.
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But he just seemed he When I would tell him things,
he would kind of like look at me, like tilt
his head like a dog, you know what I mean.
Like he was really listening and nodding, and he would
like smile at the right parts and look concerned. And
I was so bummed when he retired. And I've not
seen a regular doctor since then. I mean I've seen
a doctor, but not regularly.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And I had one that I went in for a
physical and it was all questions. They might have checked
my throat and my heart beat, but there was no
like you know, he was like, okay, you're doing okay,
you're doing good, okay good. And I'm like, that was
a physical. I mean, are you late for lunch? What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I've not gone to like a regular doctor. I just
go when I feel sick or something hurts, and then
I see a different person every single time. Yeah, so
like I don't have like, who's your physician? I don't
have one. It's not like it's a haircut lady.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, you need to get a physical with our health insurance.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You know that, right, I need to get one.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yes, once a year. Oh, you have to do as
otherwise they.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Up your premium.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh, so make sure you're schedule. It's it's covered. Okay,
So just schedule your physical. And this is a PSA
for Bailey. You have to get a physical.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Can I tell you that. I'm going to tell you
that you're young and you're healthy. I know you have
nothing to fear about a physical. The older you get,
the more you're worried they're going to find something awful,
like oh my god, there's a mysterious lump in your
chest and it's like it's cancer. Cancer. And so you
get older and you start to worry about your physical.
It's like, oh, they're going to come to leukemia. And
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I'm not making jokes about that, but you do fear
things like that.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
As you get a little bit older, hate going to
the doctor.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Hello, insert usual pleasantries here. I got to put in
my two cents about Beyonce A being country, starting with
I don't really care either way. I'm not a super fan,
but she did have some good bops over the years.
But honestly, who cares. She's a business woman. She, like
other businesses, tried something new. You don't have to like it.
But she gets talked about and it's making money. What
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really makes me wonder is why does nobody talk about
post Malone going country? Beyonce A announced her country album,
it was pitchforks and torches. But post Malone announced his
country album and everybody got out their Walmart cowboy boots
and white tank tops to that Garrett or whatever his
name is saying it's a lifestyle. It must have been
somebody who call the shows. No, it was Antavin.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Adcock who just got arrested over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So he did, Yep, he did.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
And he's the one who said beyoncewers not country, this
is it's a lifestyle blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Whatever. Well, newsflash, he has the money to market herself
to be a country girl. While everyone is worried about
what Beyonce is doing, what we should be worried about
is citizens in America having to pooh in the bushes
of businesses because there wasn't a bathroom close enough. Now
that's a dig at me. That is a dig at
me because I did that a couple of weeks ago.
Because you missed a couple of times. No, just once,
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oh missing Jenny this week. But thank you for all
for being the entertainment every day. That is from brief
thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Bre Did we read this?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
When did it come in to the Gavin Adcock guy?
Was last week?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The story came in on Tuesday?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Okay, I don't know. It just sounded so familiar. Did
I dream this email up or something?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
But I agree with that writer letter let Beyonce live.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Why not. I've already said my piece on it, so
I don't need to repeat myself again, which I do anyway.
So I will only say thanks for all the emails.
We love your emails. I'm going to tell you the truth.
In the afternoon, we get pretty much all the show
done before we leave for the day around noon or so.
But in the afternoon, after I wake up from my nap,
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I go into my office and I open the computer
and I look at Minnesota Goodbye emails. Because I'm just
very it's like opening a present, like, oh, what do
we get? Oh, here's one. Oh, I like, oh, here's one.
And sometimes I open it and there's nothing there, and
it's like a little kid coming downstairs for Christmas and
there's nothing under the tree and nothing in my stocking,
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and it makes me sad and I go. But when
I get a bunch, it's like, oh, oh, there's a
good old there's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's a buzz lightyear.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So send in your emails to Ryan's show at KADIWB
dot com for the next Minnesota Goodbye.
And here comes the Minnesota good Bye, which is a
collection of emails and comments and a mishmash of things
that never makes it to the show, And here we go.
The first one's from Scherise, and we were talking about
this earlier. She said, I watched something on Max this
week and I think Vaunt would be interested in. It
was a documentary by Marissa Hargatea, the actress from Law
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and Order SVU, called My Mom Jane. It's a documentary
about her mother, the actress Jane Mansfield from the fifties.
It's really good. I think you would like it a lot, Dave.
You might find it interesting too. Anyway, that's all I
wanted to say. And you know what, I took your advice, Cherise,
because we ran out of things to watch, and we
watched most of it last night, and it is fascinating.
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Jane Mansfield was a sex symbol actress that lived I
think in Texas. She was married, she had a kid,
and so she went to Hollywood to try to make
it big, and she came with her husband and her kid.
Her husband didn't like it, so he left and went
back to Texas. She stayed there. The meta guy had
three more kids, maybe four more kids, and then she
(01:05):
was typecast as a dumb blonde because she was beautiful.
I mean, if you look at her face, she just
had a gorgeous, beautiful face. But you know, it's funny
because our standards of today, she had ridiculously big blonde hair,
just ridiculous, but she has a beautiful face. And she
was typecast as a dumb blonde. And she didn't like
that because she was very intelligent, and so she tried
(01:26):
to break out of that dumb blonde role and they
wouldn't let her. And so then she eventually was performing
in nightclubs doing like a jokey, silly singing whatever act.
And she was in Biloxi, missus Bloxi, Mississippi, and she
was in the back seat with her kids and she said, well,
(01:48):
I'm gonna let them take a nap, so I'll get
in the front seat so they can lay down. The
driver then wasn't looking and drove under the back end
of a truck. Wow, and the bottom of the trailer
basically sheared off the top of the car and killed her.
And it's just really interesting. It's called My Mom Jane,
so might be worth checking out. Yeah, thank you series.
(02:12):
Next one, let's try hold on, hold on, here we go,
Kaylee writes in Hi again, it's me, Kaylee's self appointed
close friend of the show. Love that a couple of
random questions. I've been newleing this weekend and figured I
would share with you guys. I love this. I love random.
I love when you have something just like out of nowhere.
I'll start simple, what is this superior cheese? In my opinion,
(02:35):
I'm going to have to go and say aged sharp cheddar,
I would say I agree with you. The sharper, the
more orange it is, the better. That is also a
favorite cheese. But I love all cheeses. I've never had
a cheese that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Same.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I love all cheeses as well.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't think I've really had the joy of tasting
a lot of fancy cheeses, so unfortunately, I don't know.
I mean, I always get jack because that's what we
used to put on the triskets back when I was
a kid. Okay, and that one's pretty solid. But I
do like a funky cheese. I don't mind. Yeah, somebody
else has to purchase it and then have it at
like a party and then I'll taste it, because I
(03:12):
wouldn't know where to start for buying anything.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
If you go into buyer Ley's, they have an entire
cheese section, like a booth of cheese, and there's usually
a woman there who can give you some guidance on
the cheese. I remember, for Susan's Valentine's Day about two
or three years ago, I made a beautiful, huge charcuterie
board and I was so proud of it, and I'll
never forget the I said, Okay, come here into the kitchen,
(03:36):
like cave here, look at what I And she looked
at it and she went uh huh. And I was like,
just like heartbroken that she just didn't really care.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, you can make us a charcuterie board and we'll
be ecstatic.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'd be thrilled.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I've tried so many cheeses, but if I had to
pick one that's like a go to on a burger,
a sandwich, or just like to grab on a cheese
pl I'd pick like a Cheddar too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But I love like a pepper Jack a little spicy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I like it a little spicy. Yeah, yeah, marbled Cheddar
does not like the marbled stuff. It's so bland. It's
just nothing there. Okay, thank you for that one. Another question,
what is something wild you did in your twenties, just
something you would never ever do now, or that you
think is ridiculous looking back. I don't think I have
anything something wild that I did in my twenties. I
(04:27):
really don't.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
How about sleeping with women who just called the request.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Line You had no idea who they were, what they
lost not exactly accurate.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I would meet women on the request line and I
wouldn't like go over to their house to hook up.
But if it happened, it happened. Yeah, but that's not
like crazy wild. It's just yeah, it's fird wild to me,
well a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I mean I used to go to the clerb but
when I lived in Florida in my twenties and get
they had these like refillable glasses and you would have
to pay like tw bucks for a glass, but then
the refills were like five dollars. So I would get one,
drink it as quickly as possible so I could get
a refill. And then as the night went on, people
(05:09):
would just leave their glasses, so I would just pick
up someone else's oh no really, and then I would
get two refills. I would just get really bonkers drunk
when I lived in Florida and then like ride the
bus the next day to work like super huh.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Didn't you literally?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, I mean it was really fun because it was
different and I was not like that in college. So
I was squishing like all of the kind of like party, party,
party that you do in college. I like crammed all
of that into six months of living in Florida.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, So I was just kind of like that, how
long you were there.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I was there for like a year and then I
went back like seasonally, but I was only like the
cuckoo bananas for about six months of it, and then
I kind of eased up on that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was like, Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did it, Okay, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I mean I could write a novel of wild stories,
but I'll give you this one. It was New Year's
Eve and I was at my friend's party. But then
a guy who I went to high school with, who
was older, who we always liked each other, he messaged
me because I was in the same town as him,
and was like, you want to come hang out with me,
and I was like sure, and then we ended up
like hooking up, except for didn't tell me that him
(06:20):
and his girlfriend got back together and she was passed
out in the basement and she came running into the
room and was like, what the fuck is going on here?
And bitch slapped me across the face. Oh my god, wow,
And then I had to gather my belongings run out
of there. He's got her like pinned to the ground
Jerry Springer style because she's freaking out.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And I run out of the door. I'm in a New.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Year's Eve dress and heels and it's the dead of
winter obviously in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and on my phone was dead.
So I walked into a random house and that I
heard people talking at because I needed shelter.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I walked in there.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And passed out in One of the guys that was
there like gave me home.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You like spoke to the people you just wan. I
walked in and I was like hi.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And they're like, uh.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, I'm just in a bad situation and they were
like okay, because I was in a city I don't know, Oshkosh.
That while we were on like the college campus and yeah,
I'm telling you. The stories that I could tell you
from my twenties are crazy, and I'm a little shocked
that I didn't die.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sometimes I think of that too, and you had it
for way longer than I did. But I'm like, God,
I got home? How did I get home that one night?
No idea? Wow, that's bonkers. You just walked into someone's hall.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow, Okay, college house.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, maybe I should just sure it was like.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
People party and it was New Year so I could
tell that, and it wasn't a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But yeah, you like just walked into some guy, some
guy named you Shelter Toby.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Uh. Next one, if you had to freaky Friday with
one other member of the show, who would it be
and what would be the first and last thing you
would do as them? Oh? Boy, I don't know. Probably
Jenny and I would go out and get some dick,
just you know, to see what that's like. Yeah, you know,
I would throw a leg up on some random guy's
shoulder and just be like, yeah, okay, just to see
(08:08):
what that.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I would also like to freaky Friday into Jenny, but
then I would attempt to perform in a burlesque show.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
As Jenny.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh, that would be the coolest thing, because then I
would be like hot and have big old boobs so
that when you do the like little Jimmy thing, the
pasties like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Would go insane. Oh nice, Oh that would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's what I do, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I probably go.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I would do, Dave, because I'd want to take your
RV out on a nice, fun trip and know what
it's like to live in luxury instead of the campra
van that I have a bed and a cabinet in,
and not that r V and is necessarily luxury, but
it would be fun to have access to that and
then also access to just fucking buy whatever I wanted
because I got an Instagram at about it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That'd be great.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I'd be like, this looks fun.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm gonna get it, can I tell you? Speaking of
the RV is a dumb story. It's not quality enough
to make the regular show. But we lost the remote
to the TV in the RV. Now it can only
be in a certain number of places. Yeah, we scat.
We looked in the freezer, we looked in the trash can,
(09:13):
We looked under the seats probably a half a dozen
times with flashlights. We cannot find the remote. And it's
just the weirdest goddamn thing because it's in there somewhere?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We cannot find the remote?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Is it a regular TV?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Okay, so it's not like a Roku or something.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, it's got a regular size remote that's about the
size of a regular remote.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Got Bernie's bed. Maybe he grabbed it?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We did, We did, and I thought, did Bernie eat it? Yeah,
But that's the desperation we were getting to, like where
is this remote? I mean, it's the funny thing is
we kept saying we're gonna find it. It's in here somewhere,
and we looked everywhere, and it's like, did I get
(09:58):
up in the middle of the night and throw it
out the window? I mean, I don't do things like that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That'd be so Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
So you're always doing things like that when things like
that happened, especially in a small space. My younger sister,
like that came on the Iceland trip. She lost her
towel because we brought bought these like quick dry towels
that take up barely any space. We each bought one
first night of campy, and she lost hers. So, like
most of the trips. She was using mine until we
finally saw a souvenir shop.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's so you never found it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
No, she doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
She thinks she dropped it when she went to the
bathroom at the camp that night, and just like such
a dick move, was like someone took it, and it
was because it was still in the packaging.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It came in.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
She hadn't even used it, dang.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
So she had gone the next morning to look everywhere,
her path, the bathroom, whatever, and just never found it.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So I think someone took it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Granted, if somebody if there was like a towel laying out,
I wouldn't take it. But if it's like in its packaging,
I might be like, oh she free towel.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah yeah, another question from Kaylee. We appreciate these so much. Last,
but certainly not least, Fuck Mary Kill now here the
fuck Mary Kill, Bailey's Bernie Bit, Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends
or Monster's the Pot. Okay, Jenny, you're gonna go first,
fuck Mary Kill, Bailey's Bernie Bit, Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends
(11:13):
or Monster's the Pot.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Okay, I'm gonna marry Bailey's Bernie Bit.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I just love I love it, and I think it's
sweet and it's cute and it would make me happy
for a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I would probably.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I feel like it goes without saying as fuck Dave's girlfriends,
we have girlfriends, okay, because it makes sense. And I
would kill monsters the pot because some of the shit
he says on there pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, I'll back you up on that one. Yeah. I
don't really have a whole lot of different opinion on
that one. But you say you would marry Bailey's Bailey's
Bernie Bit. I like that one. I think it's cute. Yeah.
Wheel of Girlfriends, Yes, I think that is. I like
that one because you guys like it so much. It's
like if it's kind of like if you buy something
(11:56):
for your kids and they love it, then you love
it too. So if you get a little toy called
Dave's Wheel the Girlfriends and you love it, then I
love it too.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I agree on all three fronts, mostly because the Bernie
Bitt and Dave's Will of Girlfriends were my idea.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So I really like those. I want those to not
die ever.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Wave on because that wheel's got a lot of names
on it, and I've got a lot of dog puns.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Still write those down for tomorrow. We can do those
for tomorrow. Let's see. I want to Oh they write
and they say I wanted. It makes me nervous. I
want to do a group therapy on an issue with
my boss, but I don't want my name shared because
I'd get fired. Please assure me and anonymity that I
(12:40):
can share. Yeah, yeah, I'll writer back right now. Say
don't say my name total.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I would like to do a group therapy, and you
can even make up a name. Say your name is
Trudy or something. You can be whatever you want to be.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I work for X y Z name. Okay, next one.
Let's see here. This is from Aubrey last week. Why
Nita's rant mentioned at how the doctor's office you got
to fill out that form about being depressed. I have
a story about that. The doctors never even look at
the paper when I fill it out. But last year
(13:16):
I did have a doctor that looked at over and
the first thing she said was have you ever been
diagnosed with ADHD? And I felt it was such a
relief because I've been told by my whole family, my
whole life, that I might have ADHD. Anyway, there are
about one in one hundred good doctors out there. I'm
going to say they're probably more than that one from Aubrey.
(13:37):
So the doctor looked and said, do you have ADHD? Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I oh sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, I was gonna say, I'm nearly certain that if
that had been a diagnosis when I was a kid,
I would have gotten ADHD all over the place because
I was a little shit. I was always in trouble,
not bad trouble. I was never like dangerous or scary,
just a disruptive little shit. Yeah, and that I just
loved it. It was so much fun to be the
(14:04):
obnoxious and I had tons of friends because I was
the one who'd be like, hey, Dave, dare you to
go do this? Oh yeah, I'll go do it, And
so I would, and they love me.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Mm hmm. I I feel the same way.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I know my sister has ADHD and has it like
pretty down bad.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But it is the same with like autism.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's like, you know, it's a spectrum, so like you
can see it in a bunch of different ways.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
ADHD can, but it is it is.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Weird to well, I guess at least it was a doctor,
But like I got a tattoo once and my tattoo
artist was trying to diagnose me with ADHD throughout the
entire appointment, and I was like, I don't really appreciate
you trying to diagnose me.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
That's something that someone with ADHD would say, like, Okay,
I didn't I didn't ask you that.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
They probably have it themselves, probably and something autism.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'm like, oh, okay, I think what okay, thank you.
It was such a weird that was a weird situation.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, I don't you maybe strike me as a any
bit ADHD in a good way, because you can focus
when you need to. Steve O was like genuinely ADHD
because he was so much fun. He was always like
he used to call himself Latardi, the one man party,
and he really was. He was very fun. Loved having
him on the show. But he could not focus. I
(15:19):
remember one time there was something really urgent going on
in the studio, something like I don't remember what it was,
but we all needed to pitch in and help, and
Steve stood right where Ginny is with a bowl of
yogurt in his hand, watching TV eating the yogurt, and
I'm like, Steve, we need your help.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He just could not well.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
And also ADHD and women is very different than what
it is in men. Yes, and that's why most women
have never been diagnosed because it shows up very differently
than what people think ADHD is, and that's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What it shows up with men.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
One thing I just want to say about her saying that, like,
you know, you can find a good doctor out there.
I feel that a way about my current doctor I've
been seeing for the last like two or three years,
because I feel like she genuinely cares about me outside
of a like I'm going to do your pelvic exam
and that's all. Like she actually asked me about my
life and make sure that I'm doing okay and stuff
and so, and I feel like she's been very helpful
(16:12):
in certain ways outside of other doctors.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is she around your age?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay? How old is she? Curious me?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I would say she's probably fifty, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm just curious if that was a factor. I had
a doctor who was around my age and he retired
and I was really bummed because he was almost like
a friend. He listened to the show. And I don't
always like it when I go somewhere and you know,
like if I'm buying a car and people want to
talk about war the roses, I don't always like that.
But he was just genuinely curious, Like, oh man, those
people on war the roses, they're crazy, blah blah blah.
(16:46):
But he just seemed he When I would tell him things,
he would kind of like look at me, like tilt
his head like a dog, you know what I mean.
Like he was really listening and nodding, and he would
like smile at the right parts and look concerned. And
I was so bummed when he retired. And I've not
seen a regular doctor since then. I mean I've seen
a doctor, but not regularly.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And I had one that I went in for a
physical and it was all questions. They might have checked
my throat and my heart beat, but there was no
like you know, he was like, okay, you're doing okay,
you're doing good, okay good. And I'm like, that was
a physical. I mean, are you late for lunch? What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (17:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I've not gone to like a regular doctor. I just
go when I feel sick or something hurts, and then
I see a different person every single time. Yeah, so
like I don't have like, who's your physician? I don't
have one. It's not like it's a haircut lady.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, you need to get a physical with our health insurance.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
You know that, right, I need to get one.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yes, once a year. Oh, you have to do as
otherwise they.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Up your premium.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh, so make sure you're schedule. It's it's covered. Okay,
So just schedule your physical. And this is a PSA
for Bailey. You have to get a physical.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Can I tell you that. I'm going to tell you
that you're young and you're healthy. I know you have
nothing to fear about a physical. The older you get,
the more you're worried they're going to find something awful,
like oh my god, there's a mysterious lump in your
chest and it's like it's cancer. Cancer. And so you
get older and you start to worry about your physical.
It's like, oh, they're going to come to leukemia. And
(18:14):
I'm not making jokes about that, but you do fear
things like that.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
As you get a little bit older, hate going to
the doctor.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Hello, insert usual pleasantries here. I got to put in
my two cents about Beyonce A being country, starting with
I don't really care either way. I'm not a super fan,
but she did have some good bops over the years.
But honestly, who cares. She's a business woman. She, like
other businesses, tried something new. You don't have to like it.
But she gets talked about and it's making money. What
(18:42):
really makes me wonder is why does nobody talk about
post Malone going country? Beyonce A announced her country album,
it was pitchforks and torches. But post Malone announced his
country album and everybody got out their Walmart cowboy boots
and white tank tops to that Garrett or whatever his
name is saying it's a lifestyle. It must have been
somebody who call the shows. No, it was Antavin.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Adcock who just got arrested over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So he did, Yep, he did.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
And he's the one who said beyoncewers not country, this
is it's a lifestyle blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Whatever. Well, newsflash, he has the money to market herself
to be a country girl. While everyone is worried about
what Beyonce is doing, what we should be worried about
is citizens in America having to pooh in the bushes
of businesses because there wasn't a bathroom close enough. Now
that's a dig at me. That is a dig at
me because I did that a couple of weeks ago.
Because you missed a couple of times. No, just once,
(19:34):
oh missing Jenny this week. But thank you for all
for being the entertainment every day. That is from brief
thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Bre Did we read this?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
When did it come in to the Gavin Adcock guy?
Was last week?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The story came in on Tuesday?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Okay, I don't know. It just sounded so familiar. Did
I dream this email up or something?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
But I agree with that writer letter let Beyonce live.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Why not. I've already said my piece on it, so
I don't need to repeat myself again, which I do anyway.
So I will only say thanks for all the emails.
We love your emails. I'm going to tell you the truth.
In the afternoon, we get pretty much all the show
done before we leave for the day around noon or so.
But in the afternoon, after I wake up from my nap,
(20:21):
I go into my office and I open the computer
and I look at Minnesota Goodbye emails. Because I'm just
very it's like opening a present, like, oh, what do
we get? Oh, here's one. Oh, I like, oh, here's one.
And sometimes I open it and there's nothing there, and
it's like a little kid coming downstairs for Christmas and
there's nothing under the tree and nothing in my stocking,
(20:41):
and it makes me sad and I go. But when
I get a bunch, it's like, oh, oh, there's a
good old there's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's a buzz lightyear.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So send in your emails to Ryan's show at KADIWB
dot com for the next Minnesota Goodbye.
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