July 11, 2025 • 18 mins
We wonder about strangers in the wild, plan for Dave's retirement, and talk Fair shirts!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Minnesota, goodbye, it's Friday. I want to let
you know I'm gonna be with Jenny on the Initials
not Initials, on the program Password Game with Common man
Dan Cole on k Fan later on today until two fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are not partners, which I think is good because
we are partnered up with two people, obviously Common who
plays every week, and then Barb, who plays almost every
week yep. And so I'm happy that those two are
not going against me and you. However, I feel like
you and I obviously know each other very well, and
that's like part of the game is you give clues
that it's like Dave's going to know this because there's
(00:36):
like an inside joke around it or something. Okay, right,
so it's like Barb and I don't know anything. You
and Common don't really know anything much about each other.
That could be like an inside jokeye, So I think
it's a fair matchup.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I've never won on that game before. Every time I played,
I played with like ready from Mark Rosen to Barb
to other people, and I've never won on that game,
so it should be fun. Emails here we go. Let's
start in Hey gang from Jenny tell me why. The
other day, my husband's going through his photos to post
for my son's birthday when he realized he had a
screenshot of Vaunt's thong picture. Now, he claims he has
(01:11):
zero idea why he would have a screenshot of him. Mmm, okay,
weirdo lol. Then a few days later, he heard you
guys talking about how you never know what someone's kink is,
and I just find that so fascinating. I mean, you
watch somebody who's like outwalking their dog and you don't
know whether that person is just into just getting railed
(01:31):
really hard from the back over the sink, or you
just don't know what their kink is. He proceeds to
ask me if he thinks our son's preschool teacher likes
having her hair pulled during the lovin so and maybe
she does. You don't know who likes having their hair pulled.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Strange thing for that guy to ask you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, you never know what somebody's kink is. Sure, she said, Nope,
didn't even want to think about that, But thank you
for that, imagine, so thank you for a weird week.
My husband also asked me if I pretend everybody is
talking about me when Jenny's name is mentioned. Her name
is Jenny only sometimes geez also Hi mom. Apparently she
listens to this from time to time. Dart Licking Jenny
(02:10):
Jenny a delightful email to start off the Minnesota Goodbye.
I have two things that I that when I'm at
the airport and I'm bored or whatever, I sit there
and I look around and I look at somebody and
ask myself, could they be a doctor? You look at
some guy who's wearing like a sleeveless shirt and he's
got like, you know, a hairy knack, and he's got like,
you know, like he just looks a little rough, like
(02:32):
a biker kind of a thing, and you go, could
he be a doctor? No? You look over to a
woman who looks like she's in a business suit. She's
got a laptop open, and she's got pearls, and she
looks dignified, and you go, yeah, she could totally be
a doctor.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Any kind of doctor, a medical doctor.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Medical doctor. Yeah, yeah, I don't count any like a
doctor of like you know, I don't know, doctor of care.
Oh no, I don't care. A doctor of whatever. That's
not a medical doctor. They're not a real doctor. To me,
doctor of poetry. Fuck you in your doctorhood, doctorate of poetry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Patty Capp is a doctor, but she's a doctor of
science curriculum.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's not a real doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It is she literally develops curriculum for education.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Has she ever done a throat culture?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She probably could. Oh I need one of those right now.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, you do you sound a little bit like sound
a little bit sick.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So nasally today? I don't know. I yeah, I didn't
sleep all.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There was a trend on TikTok Dave that you probably
didn't see, but it was like what you see during
my nine to five and what I am? And it'll
be like a girl with like pasties over her boobs
at a music festival and then her and her scrubs
as a nurse or something, and oh that's the reality.
And it's like you would never know. She's all like
doused out, has like gems in her hair and stuff.
(03:40):
And it's like, I don't remember exactly what the trend was,
but I loved that from.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Five to nine. After my nine to five.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, next one, Hello, friends, I hope it's okay to
call you friends, says Sarah. I am sitting at my
desk listening to today's Minnesota Goodbye. You're talking about doing
two War of the Roses episodes per week now, and
this is so many people's dream come true. I thought
to myself, honestly, I'd listen to you guys talk about
anything that's very flattering. The amount of real loss that
(04:07):
I feel with it, I will feel when you retire, Dave,
and I know I'm not alone, will be almost unbearable.
She tilts her head and wonders, can I use my
bereavement time at work when Dave retires? Hah, thanks for
holding fun and light space for people every day we
need it. Your bestie, dart lick p one listener all
the inside jokes, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Can it be safe to say, I know you're not
going to reveal anything, but if you were to retire,
you're still gonna do something like You're still gonna do
a podcast or something.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right now, I'm gonna work at TSA.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh yeah, that's right, that was your dream.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think it'd be pretty cool. Take your shoes off,
get your belt off.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You don't have to take you shoes off.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
All water liquids, take them out of your bag. Out
of your.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Bag, do you know when you retire, are you going
to make it a thing where you like, show up
on the day and you'll be like, tomorrow's my last day,
or are you gonna make it like months in advance
the countdown situation?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He wants, the count he wants.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know. I'm going to tell you the truth.
I've thought about this because one day I will do
my last show and I don't know if there will
be a listener going away party or whatever. But you know,
I think it'd be cool. And management will never do
this because it's too much trouble and they don't like
to do anything that's hard. So I would love to
do like a show from the State Theater and have
(05:22):
a broadcast live from the State Theater or something like that,
where we're all up on stage and we have special guests,
like you know, Frank Vassilero will come by, or Amelia
will come by, or you know, Rusty Gate or whoever
Lee Volzuk would come by. And I would love to
do that. But what I what I really don't want
to happen because it would be too painful to me,
(05:45):
is if we had a theater full of people and
I was standing there afterward and everybody came up and
said goodbye, it would be it would be too painful,
and I don't want and it sounds you know, I
would love to hear that, you know, I'd love to
hear that we meant something to you over the years.
And imagine just a stream of people coming up and
each spending three minutes to say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, that would be the saddest most too.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That would be the saddest, most painful thing. And I
won't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
So what you'll have to do is that will do
this thing at the State Theater. You'll turn around and
take a selfie with everybody behind you, and then you're
gonna throw down something onto the ground and a big
puff of smoke will come up, and then you'll disappear.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, and then you'll just be gone.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And then we'll have to stand around and everyone can
come up to us and say I'll miss Dave so much. Yeah,
and then we'll pull a chord and then the sign
will change to Jenny in the morning Zoo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, it's interesting because Sarah goes on to say if
anybody currently at KDWB took over the morning show, someday
we'd all be lucky. So much love and respect for
every single DJ on KTWB. Love you all, so thank you, Sarah,
I really appreciate that, all right. Next one says greetings
(06:58):
from South Florida. Ooh, my husband and I were listening
to the show this morning, and you all talked about
the random Amazon packages. When we lived in Shokapie, we
were involved in an Amazon scam. It's called brushing. It
is to gain sales and reviews for these random items,
and I mean random. We got random deliveries daily from Amazon,
(07:20):
ranging from phone cases, earbuds, place mats, et cetera, and
the occasional shaky thing, which is our euphemism for an
adult toy. It's a shaky thing. Never delivered in an
Amazon van, always in a shady white, unmarked van. My
husband's name was always on the packages. We were even
in a spot on the Fox nine news and anyway,
the package amount was obnoxious. We gave away a lot
(07:42):
of items, sold some in garage sales and donated the rest.
One day, my husband met the van driver and asked
about the packages and why we're getting them, and poof,
they stopped. That's our fun Amazon story. Thanks for a
great show. Love you guys from Elsa. It's interesting that
happened to me once or twice. Just a weird package arrives.
Did you order this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And I looked online. And it's because they can say that,
you know, they they didn't sell it, but they say
they sold it, but they did. If they fake sold it,
now they can write a fake review.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think that's true too. I've
heard of that before. I would be okay, be in
that break, like, why not random nie thing? I want
to get free packages? That sounds awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I did mention, I think yesterday or the day before,
that there has been an Amazon package sitting in the
front lobby of my apartment building.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, for days and days.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If not weeks and weeks, and that I should do
a wellness check on the person. And I did email
my landlord and I said, because I was, can we
bear a wellness check on this person? I don't know,
maybe she just never walks through the front door. But
if that's the case, then she never checks her mail either,
because the mailbox is right there. So I don't know.
That seemed weird to me, but I did. I did
my piece. I even walked up to our apartment and
(08:55):
stared at the door and smelled in case there was
like a body in there. And I tried to like
listen to see if I could hear or anything, and
then I felt weird, So then.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I went back down to my heart.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You're doing your due diligence, you know, you want to
see if there's a body in there.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know people say that, like, you know, body dead
bodies have a certain smell, and I've never fortunately smelled
a dead body to me, but I wonder if it
smells like One time, Carson and I went camping in
the Mississippi on Dimmick Island and it's a little island
in the middle of Mississippi, kind of near hot seag
and Elk River area, and there's two campsites. We pulled
our canoe up and one camp site was taken, so
(09:29):
we went to the other one, and it smelled like
something dead. And I don't know if somebody had gutted
a fish and left all the fish guts, or killed
the deer or a bunch of rabbits and left it,
but that smell kind of permeated, and it's definitely you
it smells like a dead body. I don't know if
that's what weird thought. I don't know if that's what
a human dead body.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Smells, right, I don't know what a human dead body
smells like.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, I'm glad you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm glad to hope you never have to find out.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Next one from Secretary Brie, my little Ashton six year
old ash Hole is what she calls him. Ashole wanted
me to share a joke with y'all. He says, why
did the banana have to go to the doctor because
it wasn't peeling? Well, now, when you're six, that's the
height of comedy when you're six years old. He said
this out of nowhere with his toothless grin, and he said,
(10:17):
can you share it with Dave Ryan and those girls?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You two girls, we listen to the show together when
we can. I love that both my boys refer to
you as if they know you. They're looking forward to
saying hi at the State Fair. Cheers Darty Licky. Secretary
Brie eleven weeks off of pain meds woo who.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't think we've ever met Breeze kids, have we?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, he's come out to the State Fair before. It's
been a couple of years, so idea for a T shirt.
So we are responsible for coming up with ideas for
a T shirt because I say this to Bailey sometimes
and I always ask her, do I offend you when
I say this? Because I always try to like boost
her self esteem because she doesn't think she's pretty. And
I said, you're kind of And I say that to
her probably once or twice a week. Yeah, sometimes in
(11:03):
a kidding way, but sometimes because it's true. I think
you're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Thanks appreciure.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And so we thought. I thought, what about a T
shirt that's like a State Fair T shirt that says
katiew to be on one side and you're kind of
hot on the front. I think it'd be kind of
cool because it's a tiny little sliver of the show.
But you don't have to know the show to wear it.
Wear it. You could wear it to cub you could
wear it to the flea market, you could wear it
to the farmer's market, and it says you're kind of hot.
(11:29):
And I just thought that that's a cute shirt. People
would be like, Oh, I like your shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm going to ask Bailey first, because she's the one
who has to be the reciprocate of that line.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Do you think that that's okay?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah. I was talking to Dave about it earlier, and
I think as long as it has two services, and
the one service is that it's selling for the show,
which is great, and the second services that you could
wear it outside of just knowing the show, So anybody
could own that shirt outside of being a fan of
the show, and that's kind of the point.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
So I'm here for it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, And that's the thing we've come up with T
shirt ideas because when we sell them at the fair,
there's not some mysterious shadowy company that comes up with
these slogans and designs. It's us, it's Fallin, it's cold,
it's Jenny, it's me, it's font, it's Bailey, And a
lot of the time we guess, and they don't sell
very well, and we'll do like a song lyric like
(12:22):
this song lyric is something like there was a Taylor
Swift song lyric a few years ago that we used
and I don't remember what it was, and it's sold okay,
But a lot of the time we guess, and then
they don't sell very well, and then management looks at
us and says, that was a dumb idea that you
came up with, and we go and we're like, bitch,
you didn't come up with anything. So I'm going to
submit that to the powers that be. You're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And then you want the logo.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Maybe on the back between the shoulder blades.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
How are you saying, just Katie to b B logo,
because we do need a Dave Brian specific one. I
think that has the Dave Ryan logo.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, then maybe yeah, maybe on the back between the
shoulder blades it might say Dave Ryan Show. Yeah, I
think that I wouldn't want it to dilute the front.
The front should be a pure message that would because
if it says Dave Bryan Show, now it's an advertisement.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What if one of the o's was like the KDW
B single, No herds, no whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No, you're you're you're, you're you're diluting the message and
the fun, the purity of your kind of hot, which
could be from anywhere. And this is what this is
what management will say, Yes, I already know where's the logo?
How come we can't see the logo and it's like, bitch,
do you want to get the logo or do you
want to sell T shirts?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, just so you know, Dave doesn't speak to management
this way, bitch.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
She keeps that. You keep being like bitch.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, I don't. I'm respectful, but it's it's kind of funny.
There's also I just tell you a quick story about
radio and Bailey and I've talked about this and I
think it came up pretty organically. There used to be
kind of an unwritten rule in radio. When a DJ
goes out to do a grand opening to come foods,
he or she would wear a radio station shirt. Or
(14:01):
if a DJ went to a concert to get on
stage and say, hey, welcome the lumineers, they would wear
a radio station shirt. But that thinking has changed. It's
now like dress nice, dressed, like your hip. Dress like
I mean you look at Ryan Seacrest. He goes on
American Idol and he doesn't wear a Kiss one oh
(14:21):
two point seven FM T shirt from his radio station
in LA. He'd dresses cool and hip.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I think that that also has to do with the
fact that we do have like street team people there,
and some people don't always necessarily know what we look like,
and then if we're wearing KATWB swag and the Street
Team's wearing KATWB stuff, we might oh yeah, oh, you
must be giving away something and they won't think much
of us.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Or what I mean. I used to be on Street
Team for a radio station. People would always be like, oh,
are you on air? Like no, oh, oh, which one
are you?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
None of them? I'm none of the people who are
on air. I am a Street Team person.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I mean, obviously, Dave, people know you much better well,
so like for me and Bailey, they probably think were
the street Street Team members.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't think that's true. I think that if people
listen to the show, they know exactly who you guys are.
It used to be DJs you never knew what they
looked like unless you saw them on TV or something.
There was no social media. If you saw him in
the newspaper, you'd be like, whoa, that's what he looks like.
And now we're so accessible that it's rare that people
don't know what we look like. But I will also
say that there are definitely people who don't care enough
(15:26):
see DJs. Also think that if you listen to the show,
you love the show and know everything about us, and
a lot of people tune in for five minutes every
other Thursday and they don't know us that well. But
then there are people who listen. If you listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye, I'm going to say, you're more of
a fan of the show supporter of the show. Yeah,
so you probably know what we look like. But yeah,
(15:47):
but it used to be DJ's they could look like anything,
and DJ's used to dress up to come to work.
I was at the end of that era. The very
first pop station I ever worked at. Just a few
years before that, the DJ's required to wear a tie
into work.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Weird. Yeah, even when you're not being seen, just to have.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
A good look around the office. Yeah, yeah, I think
that was kind of what it is. I mean, you know,
you look at a show like mad Men and Abody
dressed up back then, Yeah, or the Mary Tyler Moore
Shchowberty dressed up back then. All Right, that is it.
That's going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye. I'll
throw in this one. The new Juicy Lucy Festival opens
this weekend at Valley Fair. Thought I would throw that
out there, so I'm going to google that. Maybe you're
(16:28):
really into That one is a Juicy Lucy Festival. I'm
going to the adult book fair at the State Fairgrounds
with my daughter Alison tomorrow, so I'm kind of excited
about that one. Then I'm headed over to Snap Fitness
to work out on Sunday. Worked out last night. Was
dripping sweat just I was on the stair climber. Yeah,
just drip and sweat. So healthy, so.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Healthy, healthy, so healthy, yeah, so healthy?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Anything else?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I do have a story I can tell really quickly, please.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Last night I was getting ready for bed and I
like to dowb with these little like microdosing tablets that
have THHC in them, and I take anywhere from two
to three and I took three last night and it's
a very low dose, like one milligram of THHC per tablet.
All of a sudden, my heart's racing and I'm like, oh, oh,
(17:17):
why did this turn on me? Because I've been taking
these and they don't do anything. They make me a
little bit like gigly and stuff, but they are purposely
for falling asleep. And I realized it was because I
had drink like got coffee in the middle of the
afternoon with a friend, no, and so my heart rate
was already accelerated because I of that heavy coffee like
later in the day, and so then I added the
(17:39):
THHC and that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Spiked my anxiety. Yeah, and then I was having a
little panicky moments and your eyes open.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, I'm like laying there my and my eyes are
heavy and I'm getting tired in my head, but my
heart is twenty feet out of my chest.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And I'm like, no, not again, because we all heard
my stories.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But it only lasted very briefly, and I got in
I did do like some mental like you're fine, you
just like drink coffee today, like don't worry. Yeah, And
it really only lasted like a half hour of like
my heart racing, and I never went into full panic mode.
But I learned my lesson to maybe not take three tablets.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What aren't they supposed to calm you down?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Though they are, but everyone reacts differently to THAC And
I think I was already in a heightened state of
anxiety because of that's what coffee does to me sometimes.
So yeah, I learned my lesson. Just don't don't be
drinking coffee late into the day and taking anything that
has THHC in it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's not gonna work for you.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Good advice and that is it, Minnesota, goodbye. Send your emails.
Let us know your kink. What is your king? Do
you like your hair pol Do you like your hair
pol Do you like to get spanked? I'm kidding. You
can write that if you want to, but you don't
have to send anything. Be creative to Ryan Show at
KDWB dot com
All right, Minnesota, goodbye, it's Friday. I want to let
you know I'm gonna be with Jenny on the Initials
not Initials, on the program Password Game with Common man
Dan Cole on k Fan later on today until two fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are not partners, which I think is good because
we are partnered up with two people, obviously Common who
plays every week, and then Barb, who plays almost every
week yep. And so I'm happy that those two are
not going against me and you. However, I feel like
you and I obviously know each other very well, and
that's like part of the game is you give clues
that it's like Dave's going to know this because there's
(00:36):
like an inside joke around it or something. Okay, right,
so it's like Barb and I don't know anything. You
and Common don't really know anything much about each other.
That could be like an inside jokeye, So I think
it's a fair matchup.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I've never won on that game before. Every time I played,
I played with like ready from Mark Rosen to Barb
to other people, and I've never won on that game,
so it should be fun. Emails here we go. Let's
start in Hey gang from Jenny tell me why. The
other day, my husband's going through his photos to post
for my son's birthday when he realized he had a
screenshot of Vaunt's thong picture. Now, he claims he has
(01:11):
zero idea why he would have a screenshot of him. Mmm, okay,
weirdo lol. Then a few days later, he heard you
guys talking about how you never know what someone's kink is,
and I just find that so fascinating. I mean, you
watch somebody who's like outwalking their dog and you don't
know whether that person is just into just getting railed
(01:31):
really hard from the back over the sink, or you
just don't know what their kink is. He proceeds to
ask me if he thinks our son's preschool teacher likes
having her hair pulled during the lovin so and maybe
she does. You don't know who likes having their hair pulled.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Strange thing for that guy to ask you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, you never know what somebody's kink is. Sure, she said, Nope,
didn't even want to think about that, But thank you
for that, imagine, so thank you for a weird week.
My husband also asked me if I pretend everybody is
talking about me when Jenny's name is mentioned. Her name
is Jenny only sometimes geez also Hi mom. Apparently she
listens to this from time to time. Dart Licking Jenny
(02:10):
Jenny a delightful email to start off the Minnesota Goodbye.
I have two things that I that when I'm at
the airport and I'm bored or whatever, I sit there
and I look around and I look at somebody and
ask myself, could they be a doctor? You look at
some guy who's wearing like a sleeveless shirt and he's
got like, you know, a hairy knack, and he's got like,
you know, like he just looks a little rough, like
(02:32):
a biker kind of a thing, and you go, could
he be a doctor? No? You look over to a
woman who looks like she's in a business suit. She's
got a laptop open, and she's got pearls, and she
looks dignified, and you go, yeah, she could totally be
a doctor.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Any kind of doctor, a medical doctor.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Medical doctor. Yeah, yeah, I don't count any like a
doctor of like you know, I don't know, doctor of care.
Oh no, I don't care. A doctor of whatever. That's
not a medical doctor. They're not a real doctor. To me,
doctor of poetry. Fuck you in your doctorhood, doctorate of poetry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Patty Capp is a doctor, but she's a doctor of
science curriculum.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's not a real doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It is she literally develops curriculum for education.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Has she ever done a throat culture?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She probably could. Oh I need one of those right now.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, you do you sound a little bit like sound
a little bit sick.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So nasally today? I don't know. I yeah, I didn't
sleep all.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There was a trend on TikTok Dave that you probably
didn't see, but it was like what you see during
my nine to five and what I am? And it'll
be like a girl with like pasties over her boobs
at a music festival and then her and her scrubs
as a nurse or something, and oh that's the reality.
And it's like you would never know. She's all like
doused out, has like gems in her hair and stuff.
(03:40):
And it's like, I don't remember exactly what the trend was,
but I loved that from.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Five to nine. After my nine to five.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, next one, Hello, friends, I hope it's okay to
call you friends, says Sarah. I am sitting at my
desk listening to today's Minnesota Goodbye. You're talking about doing
two War of the Roses episodes per week now, and
this is so many people's dream come true. I thought
to myself, honestly, I'd listen to you guys talk about
anything that's very flattering. The amount of real loss that
(04:07):
I feel with it, I will feel when you retire, Dave,
and I know I'm not alone, will be almost unbearable.
She tilts her head and wonders, can I use my
bereavement time at work when Dave retires? Hah, thanks for
holding fun and light space for people every day we
need it. Your bestie, dart lick p one listener all
the inside jokes, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Can it be safe to say, I know you're not
going to reveal anything, but if you were to retire,
you're still gonna do something like You're still gonna do
a podcast or something.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right now, I'm gonna work at TSA.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh yeah, that's right, that was your dream.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think it'd be pretty cool. Take your shoes off,
get your belt off.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You don't have to take you shoes off.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
All water liquids, take them out of your bag. Out
of your.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Bag, do you know when you retire, are you going
to make it a thing where you like, show up
on the day and you'll be like, tomorrow's my last day,
or are you gonna make it like months in advance
the countdown situation?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He wants, the count he wants.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know. I'm going to tell you the truth.
I've thought about this because one day I will do
my last show and I don't know if there will
be a listener going away party or whatever. But you know,
I think it'd be cool. And management will never do
this because it's too much trouble and they don't like
to do anything that's hard. So I would love to
do like a show from the State Theater and have
(05:22):
a broadcast live from the State Theater or something like that,
where we're all up on stage and we have special guests,
like you know, Frank Vassilero will come by, or Amelia
will come by, or you know, Rusty Gate or whoever
Lee Volzuk would come by. And I would love to
do that. But what I what I really don't want
to happen because it would be too painful to me,
(05:45):
is if we had a theater full of people and
I was standing there afterward and everybody came up and
said goodbye, it would be it would be too painful,
and I don't want and it sounds you know, I
would love to hear that, you know, I'd love to
hear that we meant something to you over the years.
And imagine just a stream of people coming up and
each spending three minutes to say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, that would be the saddest most too.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That would be the saddest, most painful thing. And I
won't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
So what you'll have to do is that will do
this thing at the State Theater. You'll turn around and
take a selfie with everybody behind you, and then you're
gonna throw down something onto the ground and a big
puff of smoke will come up, and then you'll disappear.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, and then you'll just be gone.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And then we'll have to stand around and everyone can
come up to us and say I'll miss Dave so much. Yeah,
and then we'll pull a chord and then the sign
will change to Jenny in the morning Zoo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, it's interesting because Sarah goes on to say if
anybody currently at KDWB took over the morning show, someday
we'd all be lucky. So much love and respect for
every single DJ on KTWB. Love you all, so thank you, Sarah,
I really appreciate that, all right. Next one says greetings
(06:58):
from South Florida. Ooh, my husband and I were listening
to the show this morning, and you all talked about
the random Amazon packages. When we lived in Shokapie, we
were involved in an Amazon scam. It's called brushing. It
is to gain sales and reviews for these random items,
and I mean random. We got random deliveries daily from Amazon,
(07:20):
ranging from phone cases, earbuds, place mats, et cetera, and
the occasional shaky thing, which is our euphemism for an
adult toy. It's a shaky thing. Never delivered in an
Amazon van, always in a shady white, unmarked van. My
husband's name was always on the packages. We were even
in a spot on the Fox nine news and anyway,
the package amount was obnoxious. We gave away a lot
(07:42):
of items, sold some in garage sales and donated the rest.
One day, my husband met the van driver and asked
about the packages and why we're getting them, and poof,
they stopped. That's our fun Amazon story. Thanks for a
great show. Love you guys from Elsa. It's interesting that
happened to me once or twice. Just a weird package arrives.
Did you order this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And I looked online. And it's because they can say that,
you know, they they didn't sell it, but they say
they sold it, but they did. If they fake sold it,
now they can write a fake review.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think that's true too. I've
heard of that before. I would be okay, be in
that break, like, why not random nie thing? I want
to get free packages? That sounds awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I did mention, I think yesterday or the day before,
that there has been an Amazon package sitting in the
front lobby of my apartment building.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, for days and days.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If not weeks and weeks, and that I should do
a wellness check on the person. And I did email
my landlord and I said, because I was, can we
bear a wellness check on this person? I don't know,
maybe she just never walks through the front door. But
if that's the case, then she never checks her mail either,
because the mailbox is right there. So I don't know.
That seemed weird to me, but I did. I did
my piece. I even walked up to our apartment and
(08:55):
stared at the door and smelled in case there was
like a body in there. And I tried to like
listen to see if I could hear or anything, and
then I felt weird, So then.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I went back down to my heart.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You're doing your due diligence, you know, you want to
see if there's a body in there.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know people say that, like, you know, body dead
bodies have a certain smell, and I've never fortunately smelled
a dead body to me, but I wonder if it
smells like One time, Carson and I went camping in
the Mississippi on Dimmick Island and it's a little island
in the middle of Mississippi, kind of near hot seag
and Elk River area, and there's two campsites. We pulled
our canoe up and one camp site was taken, so
(09:29):
we went to the other one, and it smelled like
something dead. And I don't know if somebody had gutted
a fish and left all the fish guts, or killed
the deer or a bunch of rabbits and left it,
but that smell kind of permeated, and it's definitely you
it smells like a dead body. I don't know if
that's what weird thought. I don't know if that's what
a human dead body.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Smells, right, I don't know what a human dead body
smells like.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, I'm glad you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm glad to hope you never have to find out.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Next one from Secretary Brie, my little Ashton six year
old ash Hole is what she calls him. Ashole wanted
me to share a joke with y'all. He says, why
did the banana have to go to the doctor because
it wasn't peeling? Well, now, when you're six, that's the
height of comedy when you're six years old. He said
this out of nowhere with his toothless grin, and he said,
(10:17):
can you share it with Dave Ryan and those girls?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You two girls, we listen to the show together when
we can. I love that both my boys refer to
you as if they know you. They're looking forward to
saying hi at the State Fair. Cheers Darty Licky. Secretary
Brie eleven weeks off of pain meds woo who.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't think we've ever met Breeze kids, have we?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, he's come out to the State Fair before. It's
been a couple of years, so idea for a T shirt.
So we are responsible for coming up with ideas for
a T shirt because I say this to Bailey sometimes
and I always ask her, do I offend you when
I say this? Because I always try to like boost
her self esteem because she doesn't think she's pretty. And
I said, you're kind of And I say that to
her probably once or twice a week. Yeah, sometimes in
(11:03):
a kidding way, but sometimes because it's true. I think
you're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Thanks appreciure.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And so we thought. I thought, what about a T
shirt that's like a State Fair T shirt that says
katiew to be on one side and you're kind of
hot on the front. I think it'd be kind of
cool because it's a tiny little sliver of the show.
But you don't have to know the show to wear it.
Wear it. You could wear it to cub you could
wear it to the flea market, you could wear it
to the farmer's market, and it says you're kind of hot.
(11:29):
And I just thought that that's a cute shirt. People
would be like, Oh, I like your shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm going to ask Bailey first, because she's the one
who has to be the reciprocate of that line.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Do you think that that's okay?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah. I was talking to Dave about it earlier, and
I think as long as it has two services, and
the one service is that it's selling for the show,
which is great, and the second services that you could
wear it outside of just knowing the show, So anybody
could own that shirt outside of being a fan of
the show, and that's kind of the point.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
So I'm here for it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, And that's the thing we've come up with T
shirt ideas because when we sell them at the fair,
there's not some mysterious shadowy company that comes up with
these slogans and designs. It's us, it's Fallin, it's cold,
it's Jenny, it's me, it's font, it's Bailey, And a
lot of the time we guess, and they don't sell
very well, and we'll do like a song lyric like
(12:22):
this song lyric is something like there was a Taylor
Swift song lyric a few years ago that we used
and I don't remember what it was, and it's sold okay,
But a lot of the time we guess, and then
they don't sell very well, and then management looks at
us and says, that was a dumb idea that you
came up with, and we go and we're like, bitch,
you didn't come up with anything. So I'm going to
submit that to the powers that be. You're kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
And then you want the logo.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Maybe on the back between the shoulder blades.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
How are you saying, just Katie to b B logo,
because we do need a Dave Brian specific one. I
think that has the Dave Ryan logo.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, then maybe yeah, maybe on the back between the
shoulder blades it might say Dave Ryan Show. Yeah, I
think that I wouldn't want it to dilute the front.
The front should be a pure message that would because
if it says Dave Bryan Show, now it's an advertisement.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What if one of the o's was like the KDW
B single, No herds, no whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No, you're you're you're, you're you're diluting the message and
the fun, the purity of your kind of hot, which
could be from anywhere. And this is what this is
what management will say, Yes, I already know where's the logo?
How come we can't see the logo and it's like, bitch,
do you want to get the logo or do you
want to sell T shirts?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, just so you know, Dave doesn't speak to management
this way, bitch.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
She keeps that. You keep being like bitch.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, I don't. I'm respectful, but it's it's kind of funny.
There's also I just tell you a quick story about
radio and Bailey and I've talked about this and I
think it came up pretty organically. There used to be
kind of an unwritten rule in radio. When a DJ
goes out to do a grand opening to come foods,
he or she would wear a radio station shirt. Or
(14:01):
if a DJ went to a concert to get on
stage and say, hey, welcome the lumineers, they would wear
a radio station shirt. But that thinking has changed. It's
now like dress nice, dressed, like your hip. Dress like
I mean you look at Ryan Seacrest. He goes on
American Idol and he doesn't wear a Kiss one oh
(14:21):
two point seven FM T shirt from his radio station
in LA. He'd dresses cool and hip.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I think that that also has to do with the
fact that we do have like street team people there,
and some people don't always necessarily know what we look like,
and then if we're wearing KATWB swag and the Street
Team's wearing KATWB stuff, we might oh yeah, oh, you
must be giving away something and they won't think much
of us.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Or what I mean. I used to be on Street
Team for a radio station. People would always be like, oh,
are you on air? Like no, oh, oh, which one
are you?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
None of them? I'm none of the people who are
on air. I am a Street Team person.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I mean, obviously, Dave, people know you much better well,
so like for me and Bailey, they probably think were
the street Street Team members.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't think that's true. I think that if people
listen to the show, they know exactly who you guys are.
It used to be DJs you never knew what they
looked like unless you saw them on TV or something.
There was no social media. If you saw him in
the newspaper, you'd be like, whoa, that's what he looks like.
And now we're so accessible that it's rare that people
don't know what we look like. But I will also
say that there are definitely people who don't care enough
(15:26):
see DJs. Also think that if you listen to the show,
you love the show and know everything about us, and
a lot of people tune in for five minutes every
other Thursday and they don't know us that well. But
then there are people who listen. If you listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye, I'm going to say, you're more of
a fan of the show supporter of the show. Yeah,
so you probably know what we look like. But yeah,
(15:47):
but it used to be DJ's they could look like anything,
and DJ's used to dress up to come to work.
I was at the end of that era. The very
first pop station I ever worked at. Just a few
years before that, the DJ's required to wear a tie
into work.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Weird. Yeah, even when you're not being seen, just to have.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
A good look around the office. Yeah, yeah, I think
that was kind of what it is. I mean, you know,
you look at a show like mad Men and Abody
dressed up back then, Yeah, or the Mary Tyler Moore
Shchowberty dressed up back then. All Right, that is it.
That's going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye. I'll
throw in this one. The new Juicy Lucy Festival opens
this weekend at Valley Fair. Thought I would throw that
out there, so I'm going to google that. Maybe you're
(16:28):
really into That one is a Juicy Lucy Festival. I'm
going to the adult book fair at the State Fairgrounds
with my daughter Alison tomorrow, so I'm kind of excited
about that one. Then I'm headed over to Snap Fitness
to work out on Sunday. Worked out last night. Was
dripping sweat just I was on the stair climber. Yeah,
just drip and sweat. So healthy, so.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Healthy, healthy, so healthy, yeah, so healthy?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Anything else?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I do have a story I can tell really quickly, please.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Last night I was getting ready for bed and I
like to dowb with these little like microdosing tablets that
have THHC in them, and I take anywhere from two
to three and I took three last night and it's
a very low dose, like one milligram of THHC per tablet.
All of a sudden, my heart's racing and I'm like, oh, oh,
(17:17):
why did this turn on me? Because I've been taking
these and they don't do anything. They make me a
little bit like gigly and stuff, but they are purposely
for falling asleep. And I realized it was because I
had drink like got coffee in the middle of the
afternoon with a friend, no, and so my heart rate
was already accelerated because I of that heavy coffee like
later in the day, and so then I added the
(17:39):
THHC and that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Spiked my anxiety. Yeah, and then I was having a
little panicky moments and your eyes open.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, I'm like laying there my and my eyes are
heavy and I'm getting tired in my head, but my
heart is twenty feet out of my chest.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And I'm like, no, not again, because we all heard
my stories.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But it only lasted very briefly, and I got in
I did do like some mental like you're fine, you
just like drink coffee today, like don't worry. Yeah, And
it really only lasted like a half hour of like
my heart racing, and I never went into full panic mode.
But I learned my lesson to maybe not take three tablets.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What aren't they supposed to calm you down?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Though they are, but everyone reacts differently to THAC And
I think I was already in a heightened state of
anxiety because of that's what coffee does to me sometimes.
So yeah, I learned my lesson. Just don't don't be
drinking coffee late into the day and taking anything that
has THHC in it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's not gonna work for you.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Good advice and that is it, Minnesota, goodbye. Send your emails.
Let us know your kink. What is your king? Do
you like your hair pol Do you like your hair
pol Do you like to get spanked? I'm kidding. You
can write that if you want to, but you don't
have to send anything. Be creative to Ryan Show at
KDWB dot com
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