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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, let's get started on the Minnesota Goodbye. It's Friday.
Things going on this weekend, going to the Raspberry Festival, and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
About that, I've still never been.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I've never been very close to Oh really, it just
seems like a street festival, like you know, you walk
up it down the main street and there's probably vendors
and food and food trucks and things like that. I've
never been. It's just something to do. I think we're
taking Bernie because we love taking him out and socializing
him and you know, so that'll be kind of fun.
What are you doing this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Bailey, I'm not sure about tomorrow. I know I'm volunteer
gardening in the morning. I'm seeing some burlesque at night.
Not much during the day. But Sunday we're doing Me
and my friends are doing like our once annual boat
day where we rent a boat and go out on
This year, well, we're always going out on white Bear
(00:48):
Lake because it's a cheaper lake, and yeah, that one's
really fun. We'll have like nine people on the boat
and we just literally float for the whole day.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And which which lake, white bear Lake?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We going to White Bear Lake and then we like
break for lunch and then we just go right back out.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm excited for that.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I love boat Day. We all love boat Day because
we just get to, i don't know, kind of sit around,
float around.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So I'm gonna go to the Minnesota Yacht Club Festival
for tonight because Josier is playing and he's one of
my favorite artists and I've never seen him, only in
the sky room before.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He performed once and he was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
He was here, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He was. And that was a while ago.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
And then I have to I sort of got put
in charge of planning a bachelrette party that I don't
really feel like I should be put in charge of,
but I am because I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
A good friend.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
And so I need to get together with my girlfriend
to figure out the final plans because it's literally in
two weeks from tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, we don't have anything set nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But that's because literally a month ago I asked her
if we were doing anything for a bacheorette and she
was like, oh, and like I realized nobody was planning anything.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And I was like, well, then I'm going to plan
That would be sad nobody had planned anything a good friend.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
That is my weekend for the most part, and I
have three dogs. At one point I have like one
dog in name dropped off Tomorrow. I already have to
Vant asked me to help with Ava, but I think
he found someone else to help with Aba because they're
doing like a day trip to Wisconsin to home.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, So yeah, and I'm you're off the hook for
Bernie when we're in Sturgis because I found a listener, Shannon,
who she's a Listeners sometimes become friends. And I met
Shannon because we used to do the KD with you
Be Running Club and we invited listeners to come out.
She was the only listener that came out, and so
we started running and we're both equally slow. So we've
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gone running a few times, played cribbage a few times.
And she's got kids and she's married and and so
she heard you say you'm not sure about watching Bernie.
She's like, I'll want So she was out there last
night with her fat, little Wiener dog and they got along.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, yes, Oliver, I know who Shannon is. Yeah, we
said he looked like a little cheddar brought wurst.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, he's a little plump boy. He's a little boy.
Aubrey writes in she was the dog Thing last night.
She says, good morning, y'all. I'm in listening to you
guys my whole life, huge fan of the show. I
have crazy social anxiety, but I've been trying to get
myself out there. So I went to Bernie's dog meet
up and met all of you. I also got to say,
mom Miranda, she even spelled her name right. Wow. Made
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the experience so much easier. She offered to take photos
of me and all of you individually and help me
feel a lot more comfortable. It took me a long
time to get comfortable enough to ask for pictures, So
thank you, Bailey and Mam Miranda. I got to say,
you guys are all bombshells, especially in real life. Ten
out of ten. Picture below is for me for reference.
If you guys remember me at all, absolutely remember her.
And I wrote her back and said thank you for coming.
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Petite blonde girl that is holding up a It looks
like a Golden Retriever puppy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So was she wearing?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, we're in pink.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, they were twins twins yesterday? Okay there was twins.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well, no, she was wearing pink and her golden or
her lab something puppy was wearing like a pink leash.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And so when I walked up to them, I was like,
you guys are twins cut.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I love it, Dave Jenny Bailey, how come you guys
don't do the five and ten dollars advertisements on YouTube
live anymore? Did you get into trouble with iheart'sbillite? Love
y'all not trouble. We are just told to stop because
it's so. It's funny to me because it was the
first time we've ever sold advertising on the live stream,
and we get how ridiculously low it was to price
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it at five dollars and ten dollars. But for whatever reason,
the people who are supposed to sell it are not
able to sell it. So I said, well, let's just
do it on our own. And I was going to
give the money to I wasn't keeping it. I was
going to give it to because you saw me put
it in a little box over here and so whatever.
And so then the boss said, no, you can't do that.
(04:39):
It's got to go through official channels and we would
need to charge a whole lot more. And my thing
was like but you're not selling it at all. Wouldn't
you rather make forty dollars a week off of it
than nothing at all? And so I don't know. It's
just one of the little corporate frustration things that you know, whatever.
Every workplace has their little things where it's like you serious, Clark,
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another one, another one. Yeah, so there's the reason. Mom
Miranda sent in some pictures of the dog meet up.
So thank you, Mam Miranda.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Honestly, Okay, can I just like praise my mom for
a second. I am so glad she was there. Obviously
it was like near her home, but my mom every time,
like when I used to do princess parties, my mom
would come with me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So she could take pictures of people.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So she's We always joke that she's like my character handler.
And even yesterday, like she would be there, she'd stand
next to me, people would talk to me, and then
she would ask them questions and then offer to take
their picture.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, she's like a little handler lady, and I just
love her.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I love that. I didn't take any pictures last night,
maybe a couple because I was so happy just talking
to people. Oh yeah, I barely ever do and I
always feel bad, like if I'm talking to somebody and
there's somebody standing over here that's waiting, and I feel
bad for the person that's waiting because I want to
get to them too, and I don't ever want them
to think good. You never came over and said hi,
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So I hopefully got to say hi to everybody that
wanted to say high last night. But it was really
a fun time. Next one different subject. Hello, morning show crew,
don't say my name. I am a female listening yesterday
about the threesome talk, and it reminded me of when
my husband and I had a threesome with one of
my female friends. We met in the lifestyle, so everybody
knew what they were getting into beforehand. We were at
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a party. The three of us went in the bedroom,
where me and my friend proceeded to do what we
call a Okay, do you want me to say it
or no?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I ha'd some Minnesota goodbye, so I say yea say it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
My friend and I proceeded to do what we call
a pussy stack. Description may be too graphic for a podcast,
but one girl lays on her stomach on the bed
and I laid on top of her on my stomach
created essentially created a stack of pussies. God for the
man too. Well, you know, never heard of that before.
Interesting anyway, me and her die and laughing almost the
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entire time because I kept thinking I was crushing her.
So my point is, threesomes with friends can be super fun.
I'd like to eventually get a higher stack than just
too winky face. Wow. Okay, So the guys behind them, like,
you know, doing things.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, and it's probably going back and forth. It actually
sounds more like a well, I guess it could be anything.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It really could be anything.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I was thinking it's more of an oral situation going
back and forth because that's easier versus like dip dip.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It would seem like, yeah, the ADIPTP would be this
dip dip. We'll call this one dip dip or pussy stack.
That is such a vulgar That word is such a vulgar.
It's such a vulgar word, you know, it really is. Yeah, okay,
but thanks for sharing. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
My question is she says that she like they were
laughing in it. Doesn't that just like throw off like
everything you've built up sexually at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well? True, but they were having fun, and I think
sometimes good sex involves fun and laughing. It's not like
you know when when you're when you're eighteen or sixteen,
you've never had sex for you don't know that you
think that great sex is going to be like no one.
(08:11):
Great sex is like it did? Get stop it that? Okay?
What wrong?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hoole?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay? And it should be fun and funny but also sensual.
So I'm glad you had fun. That makes for good
threesome sex. Anyway. Wanted to share just one of my
orgy experiences. Definitely don't have to read it on the
podcast if it's too dicey. Have a great weekend, you guys.
Probably not as good as you.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
My favorite email in a while, well.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know, and that's the thing about the Minnesota Goodbye.
We'd never be able to touch that one on the
radio show, but on the Minnesota Goodbye, it was even
a little bit too dicey for that. But you know what,
that's fine, totally off topic, Melissa writes in and she
says you mentioned them the Minnesota Goodbye, that you and
Susan like to play card games and mix it up
a little bit. Have you ever played the card game casino. No,
(08:59):
I don't. I'm going to look it up. I've never
heard of it. I'm going to look it up, so
thank you for that. Next email is, hey, y'all, my
favorite people, dave. A good game you can play with
two plus people is called sky Joe, and you can
always go back to a classic Kings in the Corner.
I have also bought Dutch blitzlod Dutch Blitz, which we
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can't figure out how to play. Any who have a
great wink, all right, love you. Dutch Blitz is a
card game that is just so fucking fun, and you
can buy an expansion pack and play it with even
more people. You can play with like four people with
one pack, but you can play with like eight people
and it's just so it really The grandkids played it
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and they were like six at the time, so if
they got it, trust me, go back and try Dutch
Blitz again, and I will make note of sky Joe
and Kings in the Corner in corn.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I used to play with what's that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's a game.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's a card game.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's really really easy, and I used to play it
with my dad and my sister when we were like
actual kids, and it's I can't explain it, but of
course not. You have kings in a corner and then
you try to get all of from king to ace
and then yeah, it's just a card game.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I will check that out. Hello, my favorite morning crew.
This is Kristen. She is a regular contributor staff writer
on the show. Because you write the show. We really
don't do much on the show. You write it, so
we call you a staff writer. Kristin back with another
random question. Is there a type of video or reel
that you can lose track of time? Doom stroll scrolling?
For me, it's definitely cookie decorating. It's just so freaking
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satisfying to watch. Love you guys have a good summertime
weekend dart licking at Kristin.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
James one for sure, Bailey go first. The There's a.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Guy on TikTok and he's got like a landscaping company.
He's called SB Mowing and he walks up to just
like random.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've seen him amazing have awful yards.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And he'll be like, Hey, just wondering if I could
mow your lawn for free and record it because I
have this like YouTube channel and TikTok page and they're
always like okay, and all you're doing is honestly silently
watching him clean like clear someone's yard.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But he goes in really fast motion.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah it's time laps.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah exactly, So you go like ban me.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And he does weed whacking and he cleans out the
cracks of sidewalks.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And then he shows before and after.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I can sit and watch those forever because I just
think that's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
There are ones that I watch where it's like instant
karma or justice served or something like that, where it's
it's camera phone video of somebody out at a bar
and some tough guy walks up to somebody else and
tries to pick a fight and then he gets knocked out.
Or somebody tries to steal a purse. There's one one
of my favorites is woman's walking along. Two guys pull
up on a motorcycle. One hops off and tries to
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steal the woman's purse. Wrong victim. She kicks the shit
out of the guy, and the guy in the motorcycle
is kind of hovering in a circle like what do
I do? Do I go help? I don't want to
get my ask and so She finally gets her purse
back and the guys on the motorcycle one jumps back
on and they take off and she picks up her
person walks off like nothing happened, Like they picked the
wrong woman of fook with for sure. So I watched
(12:08):
I get a lot of satisfaction out of like instant karma,
people getting what they deserve.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, I think the only one for me I can
think of is just compilation videos of animals doing funny things,
like a bunch of dogs, like falling or something. I
don't know, like things like that. I feel like my
algorithm's very all over the place.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, okay, here we go with another one. Sid she's
a regular staff writer listener four of seven. She calls
herself Dave Jenny Bailey. Somebody mailed in about games you
cannot play with family or friends. We are huge into
boarding card games in our family and friend groups, so
I totally understand this. My husband refuses to play Settlers
with his best friend because it gets too intense for them. Also,
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this topic made me think of a game our family
has dubbed Josh Sucks, basically because my brother in law
Josh tried to teach the family a game and it
was horrible and nobody understood it, and Josh kept pushing it.
To this day, nobody remembers the name of the game,
so we have dubbed the game Josh Sucks. Anyway, that's all,
have a great day. Thank you, Sidney. Love that one.
(13:13):
There are still some more. Let's see. This one's a
little bit longer, but I'm gonna give it a shot.
First time rider, longtime listener, as in like three years,
but it's probably the most consistent thing I've done over
the last three years. Ha ha. Anyway, this morning on
the radio, Vaughan said something about a new Justin Bieber
song that was a baby making song. I remember growing
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up thinking that playing music while doing the deed was
a thing, and that I'd also have a playlist for
songs that I'd love to get nailed to. Okay, yeah,
freakin' right. I'm such a musically inclined and motivated person.
When a song is in my head from the second
I open my eyes to when I fall asleep at night,
sometimes multiple songs at a time where I can't even
fall asleep because I'm too busy singing them in my head.
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People say Penny for your thoughts. Nope, it's just a song.
I don't remember the last time I had a plain
thought without a freaking song. I tried doing the dirty
deed to some songs, and I just end up thinking
to the song that beat the rhythm singing that I
lose focus on the man. Maybe that means they're not
doing too good of a job. Hmm, light bulb moment.
Ha reality check. There was once a time when we
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were in the middle and I just started singing from
the music that was on in the living room. I
love to laugh while getting down with it. It makes it
more fun. Do people really listen to music while doing it?
Be real? If you can, Hell yeah. If you can't, Babe,
I get it anyway. Can I get a staff writer sticker?
I don't even know what they look like, what it's for,
or what I'll do with it, but I want to
get something in the mail that's not bills. Here is
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my address and I will get it sent out to you.
By the way, it's Briannatham at Jenny at the Minnesota
Home and Garden Show. I'm using that as my identifier
because let's just be friends already, y'all.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Oh yeah, she was at the event last night too,
and yeah we met at the home and garden.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Chot was she there last night too?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah? She was?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No kidding, Okay, I getta find her name here, hold
on and install for me for a second.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I do. Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Well, honestly, I don't know where my sexy and playlist
is anymore because I think it was associated with an
account I don't access anymore. So, but I did create
a sexting playlist one time, and yeah, i'd play music sometimes. Yeah,
it just depended. I mean, it wasn't like, oh, we
got to set up the music kind of vibe. It
was like a hold on. It was like maybe a like, oh,
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should we put that playlist on?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Cool? It was, but it was never a like.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
We need to put the playlist on first before we
do anything.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You know. Mm hmmm, should I play for you what
song that my girlfriend Kim and I used to get
it onto?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I would love to hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's going to take a second, is it, Yeah, I'll
pull it up on this.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
It's going to be a serious sex and song or
is this going to be one of your jokey jokes?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, this is no, this is serious and this is
one that that we discovered it and it was a
long time ago, and you'll when you hear the song,
you'll go, yeah, that was a long time ago. But
it's got the perfect rhythm. And we would use this
in the background because I thought because back then we again,
we were like nineteen years old, and we thought that
sex had to be like romantic and wonderful and perfect.
So give me a second here, stall.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
For mek Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, Well, I have a playlist called throw an Ass,
but that's mostly just like a wop is on there
and then that fat, juicy and wet song. It's just
like slutty song throwing just for throwing ass, like in
a circle.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah circle, all right?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
You ready?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Can you hear that? I'll turn it up.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's got the right rhythm. You see, it's the.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Sexy xylophone thrust and thrust and thrust and oh it stopped.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Okay, need to have like a song, Well, I have
something to keep time. It's kind of like that thrust and.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hey, Alexa, what is the ideal beats per minute for sex?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
There's no specific ideal beats per minute for sex. Heartreats
during sexual activity.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Okay, stop, Alexa, what is the ideal beats per minut
it for a song to be good for sex?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Research suggests that around one hundred and nineteen beats per
minute is a popular tempo for music during intimate moments. However,
preferences can vary widely.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Alexa stop. Okay, Yes, they can vary widely. I think
we're gonna do a bit next week when we come
back about because we just did some research. We found
out that the ideal beats per minute for a sex
and song is one hundred nineteen beats per minute. So
we need to find some songs that fit the scientific
description of one hundred nineteen beats per minute.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
So I'm looking it up, but I don't know who
is some of these.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It might take some research. Yeah, anyway, interesting Minnesota Goodbye.
What are you gonna call it?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well, it depends.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I wrote down you serious Clark, but then you said
I should call it pussy stack, so we also said dip.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Dip is probably better. I didn't think I would learn
something new on the Minnesota Goodbye today, but sure enough.
All right. Send in your emails to Ryan Show at
KADIWB dot com. Thanks for listening to the Minnesota. Goodbye,