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It is the Minnesota Goodbye. We'regonna talk about the Hawk to a Girl
because I have a couple of thingsto say about it. But also Von
gets credit for coming up with thisline today Happy Hot to a Tuesday,
Baby talk to a Tuesday, whichis pretty funny. You know, if
you don't know, by this slightchance you don't know who the Hawk to
a Girl is, Jenny, goahead and explain it, will you.
So she was just one girl whowent viral of us TikToker who was interviewing
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people on the street said something alongthe lines of like what do you do
for a guy? And she islike, oh yeah, howktuan spit on
that thing. So then it wentby viral and there have been memes and
there have been you know, Idon't know, just basically people making it
viral and it's gone huge. Yeah, and it's one of those things where
by by Friday, it's gonna beold news. It's gonna be like remember,
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for example, when Rebecca Black Fridaycame out back in twenty ten or
whatever, it was like, ohmy god, have you seen this girl?
She's like fourteen years old and shesings this really funny song that's kind
of catchy with a really goofy video, and by four days later it was
like, yeah, that's old news. We moved on. Remember the black
dress or the blue dress versus thewhite? Yes, And did you ever
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look at the blue dress and go, oh, it does look white?
And then it would change colors whiteand gold. They're black and blue.
Yeah, yep, yep. Itdid the same thing for me. So
this is kind of like, youknow, the Internet sensation of the minute,
and it is the hawk to agirl. And like I said,
by Friday, it'll be old news, and honestly, it's kind of almost
already peaked. But yesterday we gotinto a discussion off the air. I
said, let's talk about this onthe podcast about how it's gross. Yeah,
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gross, and we were like,okay, whatever, it's just a
girl talking about sex. And Isaid, I don't care that she's talking
about sex. I'm not somebody who'slike women should not talk about shacks,
they should keep that private. Idon't care. The part that's gross is
she's hawking up a loogie. Idon't want anything green and slimy involved in
my love. Make okay, Ithink you are getting this like taking this
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the wrong way, because that isdefinitely not what she's trying to go about.
She's simply trying to just hold on. Is there an issue? No,
okay, yeah, text are justdelayed. So I was just trying
to make sure, okay, sorry, we're fine. But the thing is
is like, you're not going tothe back of your throat and howking up
on a loogie with this? Youare doing a dainty little Yeah. She
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didn't say, you know what yougotta do, You gotta hawk a loogie
up on that I get hawk tome is the noise when you're bringing something
up from down deep. And Ithought, no, that's just like I
don't want that involved in the wholesaic thing. She's just getting that pool
of spit spitting on that bay.Yeah, she's just she's just coordinating all
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of it into one spot in hermouth for a lucky man. I don't
know, Okay, all right,So I mean I didn't I honestly never
had anybody do that. So maybeI just maybe I'm really you feel sorry.
Do we know about if any ofthe rumors about her are true or
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not? I don't think so,because when you look online, we would
have had it confirmed by now,especially if she got fired, because the
internet would come to her defense ifshe had been absolutely and every article says
nobody really or it's not true.She looked well, I was gonna say,
feel though. I mean, youguys aren't parents. But I'm thinking
if that was one of my daycareproviders, and like little Carson was three
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or four, and there she was, and then I'm just the same woman
who like, you know, handsme Carson in his backpack at the end
of the day, would I belike, that woman has no place.
I would not. I don't thinkI would care. I wouldn't care.
I like Susan I saw the Hawktwo a girl. Yeah, I don't
think I would care, because,like I have friends who are teachers,
and just like knowing everything I knowabout these specific friends, it's like,
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oh, teachers are just regular people, and in school you don't think that
they're regular people. So like,if I found out my preschool teacher was
the Hawk to a girl, I'dbe like, oh, she's just a
regular person. I don't know aboutthat scenario necessarily. I know a couple
of years ago, there was agirl that got expelled from a school because
her mom did like OnlyFans and didlike crazy stuff like that. So I
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think it's very easy to pass judgment. It's easy to pass judgment. But
at the same time, like whydo you care, Like, especially if
they're kids that are that young,they don't know what that means. Can
I No, they don't. Andit's not even about the kids. It's
more about the character. But Idon't think that's a reflection of their character.
I think that's just somebody being funny. She could be a loving,
wonderful, kind, ambitious person,but that's the only thing we know about
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her is the hawktua. But Idon't think that that means anything. If
she said something really awful or meanor racist or something like that, right,
that'd be worse. She's probably notthe best person in the world.
But she was just doing something stupidand funny. Yeah, so trying to
keep her man. Yeah, youbrought up only fans a minute ago.
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Can I bring up just like,what do you do after only fans and
now you are too old to doonly fans or you don't want to do
it anymore, but your stuff stilllives out there. It's kind of like
girls who do the camera stuff,you know, what I mean, like,
uh oh yeah, like cam models, cam models, sure, and
and you you know, they sitthere and they're like thanking their fans and
like, oh when you hear achime, chime, chime, because somebody's
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giving them a tip. And thisis what I've heard, I've never seen
myself, and and it's like okay. So then in five years when you
are working for Merrill Lynch and thegirl in the next cube is like,
oh my god, she used tobe a cam girl and she would put
it and then you look it up. How do you get what is life
like after you're a cam girl orafter your only fans? Do you think
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people even think about that? Ithink it depends. But like also I
feel like how big is your audiencethat they are going to know you that
well from that? You know?Right, because then you wouldn't just be
like an OnlyFans person. You'd belike a porn star if people know who
you are, like specifically have tojudge you for it at your new job
after the fact, right, Okay? And how cool would it be to
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work at Merrill Lynch? Probably reallycool. Probably have like free snacks,
ooh, free snacks. You know, I walk by the kitchen every single
day and look longingly into the kitchento see if there's free snacks, and
there's not nearly as much as thereshould be. She did ask me when
I went to go get my littleafter show snacks. She's like, let
me know if there's any food inthere. Shameless about that, and I
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support it. There are some Iwent to years ago. I'll never forget
it. It was called it wasan advertising agency up in Plymouth and was
called Marketing Architects, and I don'tknow if they're still there anymore, but
they were a big ad agency andI'd go in once in a while to
do like a voiceover for like someindustrial chainsaw instruction video or something, and
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I'd walk through the lobby past thekitchen, and the kitchen had free everything,
ships, snacks, fruit, drinks, pepsi, coke, lemonade,
whatever lemonade is free everything. Andit was like in a little you know,
refrigerated case over here. Oh,do you want to microwave burrito or
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a sandwich? Oh, it's overthere. It's kind of like walking into
a holiday station store and getting anythingyou wanted for free. And I said,
this is free, and they said, oh, well, yeah,
it's one of the perks of workinghere. I mean, you know,
you can't stick it in a shoppingbag and take it home. But yeah,
if you want a sandwich or apepsi, of course, and they're
like, do you want one?I'm like, I've never had a job
with that like that. The onlytime I've seen free stuff like that is
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these apartment tours I've been going onrecently. When they show me, like
the model apartment, they'll open thefridge and it's like a full thing of
chips. Oh, it's a fullthing of cool ranch and Nacho Dorito's in
the fridge. Yeah, or andthen the snacks and then the drinks too,
like capri Son. It's crazy,Caprice Son, I'm buying this apartment?
Is Yeah, what were you gonnasay, Bailey, I'm sorry,
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just that if there's a Capri Sonin the fridge, I'm buying that apartment.
Well, there is. I thinka lot of apartment complexes, you
know, they all say luxury.Every apartment complex in the world says luxury
apartment. I'm like, that thingwas built in nineteen seventy one. It
is not a luxury apartment. Butthey a lot of them have a coffee,
a free coffee espresso latte machine inthe lobby. Are you guys aware
of this? Yep. The newplace that I just signed off on two
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days ago has a it's literally awhole coffee like a bar, well,
just one singular like espresso machine.It's like, okay, yeah, that's
the thing that happens. You've neverdescribed your living like where do you do
live? In a rental house ora duke trailer or apart? Where do
you live? I live in anapartment, but I my apartment is like
a historic building, so I liveon like a street with all of these
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historic buildings. So it's it's anapartment building and there are multiple apartments,
but it's not like a luxury likefive floors. It's like two floors and
there's six people who live in it. Okay, god, yeah, it's
an old house that's been converted.No, it's it's a specifically an apartment
building. Yeah, but it's justlike a brick building a complex. Yeah,
it's not a complex. I don'thave like a gym in my apartment
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complex. There's one washer and dryer. Okay, I gotcha. Yeah,
Okay, it's really interesting because apartments. And I've been you know, like
I've visited people who have like livedin apartments, and it's like they have
the gym, they have the pool, they have the BATCHI ball court is
that what it's called, the littlething with the balls and stuff. They
might have a putting green, theyhave the coffee bar in the lobby.
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They've got underground parking, that gotyour own private balcony. It's like,
apartments are not like they were whenI was twenty one or twenty and got
my first apartment. Why. Yeah, but they're springing up everywhere. Well,
those are those luxury ones for sure. Yeah, they're everywhere. They
look around, drive out of theradio station. There's apartments everywhere surrounding the
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radio station. Literally, like downthe one of the places I tore it
is down the street from here.It was on a GPS. It's not
even three minutes and the woman saidthat was building twenty twenty one. The
amenities in that place, it justcrazy. Well, that's what you're paying
for. You're paying for the amenities. But then the like the materials that
they used to build the building itselfare super cheap. Yeah they are.
You can hear everything through the walls. Yeah, so it's like a trash
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building. I'd rather live in abuilding that's from nineteen seventy one because that's
going to be sturdy versus thirty theluxury apartments where you get an espresso bar,
but then you can hear everything thatthe dog is saying on the other
side of the wall. Yeah,okay, Well, thank you for all
the the I don't know everything fromthe hawk to a girl to apartments.
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We covered a lot of stuff there. Let's move on a couple of emails.
This is from Neil in Roswell,Georgia. Let's find out what Neil
has to say. I love themorning show in the podcast and have been
a long time listener. I grewup and lived most of my life in
Minnesota. And the other day youwere talking about drive in movie theaters on
the podcast, and I'm curious ifyou know about other drive ins from the
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past. In the seventies and eighties, there were at least two theaters were
popular in the metro area. Onewas Flying Cloud Drive. Yes, right
next to where Dave flies. Itwas on the east side of Flying Cloud
Drive. I cannot even picture wherethat is. There's a dump there now
an old landfill. Maybe that's whereit was on the east side of Flying
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Cloud, it says, Eden Prairie. Yeah, it's I just googled it
flying Cloud Drive and it's really old, Like these advertisements look like they're from
nineteen forty something. Yeah. Wow. Another one was France, the France
Avenue drive in. It was literallylocated at the northwest corner of four ninety
four in France, and it hadthree screens. What's there now? Isn't
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it a Bobby and Steve's AutoWorld orthere's so much on France Avenue. I
don't know, it says it was. I'm looking this up too, because
I'm on cinema Treasures dot Org,which I can find all of this stuff
in. But it closed in nineteeneighty two, demolished in nineteen eighty six.
I don't know what's there now.Necessarily, there used to be a
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drive in and it's abandoned. I'msure when you would drive across the lift
bridge and still water and then youwould go up that hill and around the
corner, and I'm thinking there wasa drive in right there on the right
hand side, and there was ascreen. The screen was like an assembly
it wasn't you know, it hadlike you know, you could go inside
the screen, and I think thatit's got to be torn down now.
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I don't know. Oh, arethere any of the drive ins? Where
does the drive in still located?Anybody? There's one that someone recommended in
Litchfield. And then I think AlkoSpeedway does drive in stuff too when they
were not having their races. Yeah, so I think you can go there
too. Well that I just lookedup that one that you were just talking
about, Dave, and on FranceAvenue. It is now a shake shack,
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that's what's there. A shake shocknow a great date night. Whoo.
Well, I mean, if youmeet somebody who's old enough to remember
drive in theaters, I mean theyused to build drive in theaters on the
outskirts of town where land was cheap, and and then as the town creeped
toward the drive in the land becameway too valuable for it to be a
drive in theater. So most peopleover the age of forty to fifty,
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for sure sixty can say, yep, there used to be a drive in
theater right there where there's now likea high school or a you know,
a shopping center or whatever. SoI used to go to the one that
Jenny specified, and i'd been there, I don't know, two or three
times. That was such a niceplace too, all Valley High. Yeah,
except in the freaking line to getin was always just bonkers long,
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but it was a cute place.Did you ever sneak your friend into a
drive in theater in the trunk?Yes, Oh that's why something that's well,
you get charged per person who werewho's in the car? So we
would have four of us in thecar and then one person covered up in
the in the back. Oh it'sdumb. I feel like they should charge
car. How'd you get him out? You go ahead? How'd you get
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him out? Yeah? You wouldjust you would just open. No one
checks once you part. Yeah,so they would just pop right out.
Maybe you could fit two people inthe trunk. And then it's even cheaper.
And usually it's like teenage kids workingthough. They're like, we don't
care. Yeah, they don't givea crap. It is. It's teenage
kids working the drive through the drivein, they don't care. I remember
my friends we went to a drivein one time, probably sixteen years old,
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seventeen years old and it was anold car that you could take the
back seat out, and there wasa hole to get into the trunk,
so we didn't want to be caughtgetting out of the trunk, so we
had thy friends get in the trunk. There was four of us, two
kids in the trunk, two driving, and once we got inside, we
removed the seat so they could crawlout. And we were so proud of
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ourselves that we pulled it off andsaved probably six dollars total. Yeah,
you know it's worth it. Andthen all the hot dogs are just a
dollar. H I love that place. Dollar hot dogs. Can imagine that
at a movie? Now? Haveyou have you been to a drive in
theater? Von No? I've alwayswanted to go. Yeah, they don't
really exist much anymore with such abummer. No, they were super cool.
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And they had like a play groroudup at the front by the by
the screen, and the kids wouldgo play up there while it was getting
dark. And then when we getdark and they'd show like a triple feature.
So the first one would start.You know, they were only open
in the summer, so the firstone would start when it was almost dark,
so like maybe eight o'clock that meansthe second one would start at ten
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o'clock, the third feature would startat midnight. No kid in the history
of drive in theaters has ever beenawake through the entire triple features. Never.
Never. I think I couldn't evensit through a double feature. One
time I fell asleep and then inthe durn like the first movie, I
think, and then was up forthe second. No, that's your job.
When you were a kid, Iremember I went with my mom and
dad or my friend's mom and dad, and they'd stay and watch three fucking
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movies and I'd be like, I'msound asleep after the first one. So
you would think that, like peopleare really into nostalgia stuff right now in
general, so you would think thatdrive ins would come back, That's what
I'm saying, Yeah, because likethere are some theaters, I mean just
within like the Twin Cities that doplay older films as like a nod to
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nostalgia, and those those places sellout like the they play it's a Wonderful
Life, I think at the Riverviewduring Christmas time, okay, sure,
and that place is packed for peopleto go see It's a wonderful life in
a historic theater in an historic theater. Yeah, it's a different experience than
sitting on your couch and watching itfor free on whatever platform. Exactly.
All right, that's going to wrapit up for the Minnesota Goodbye. Thanks
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