August 11, 2025 • 18 mins
Dave is back and we talk Sturgis, upsides to being in prison, and success.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And here we go with another delightful Minnesota Goodbye. Did
you guys do anything or have a theme last week
or anything stand out? Last week?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On the Minnesota Goodbye, there was a continuing theme. I
don't know you got We just hockey and I can't
keep track.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What is time?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
People are like, man, I can't wait to hear your
sturge of stories. And I'll be flat out honest with you.
We didn't really have any sturge of stories. I mean,
nothing went wrong. I had never trailered a motorcycle. I'd
never loaded a motorcycle on a trailer, and I was
nervous for the first few hours of whether the trailer
was going to come off and whether the motorcycle would
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roll over in the trailer. And everything worked great, good,
So there were the only thing that we The only
bad thing was we got caught in a hailstorm.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And other than mayn't damage anything.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, it would, thank god. It was just about p size,
maybe a tiny bit bigger. But there's videos on my Instagram,
Dave Ryan Katie will be But everything went great. Was
there anything super exciting that happened other than that? No,
was there any bear attacks or shootings? Or you know,
drug overdoses. No, nothing, a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Just what do you do all day when you're in
sturge Us? Like, what is there to do?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
This good question? Okay, So we would ride into town,
so we would take our time. We would wake up
at like eight thirty in the morning. We are not
early risers on vacation. We would sit in the RV
having coffee, making breakfast until probably ten thirty eleven, and
then we get on the motorcycle and it was a
fifty mile ride into Sturgis, but it was a nice
ride whatever. Yeah, you get there, you find a place
(01:43):
to park, and the parking is a bitch. And then
you walk up and down the streets where it's t
shirt shops, bars, restaurants, food stands, leather wallets, knives, hats,
all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Just like shopping and eating. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's basically shopping and eating. And then we went to
the Buffalo Chip, which is a big biker bar, and
it was very disappointing. It was just it doesn't matter.
I'm not gonna like, there's not a lot of people
listening going m Dave, tell me about the Buffalo Chip.
How does that stack up? It was boring. They had
a couple of motorcycle stunt shows. Then we went up
to the Full Throttle Saloon and the Full Throttle Saloon
(02:23):
there used to be a TV show about it. Have
you heard of it before? And it's just famous. It's
become like an enterprise. It's like Disney World for bikers.
Oh and it's just booze and scantily clad bartenders that
come in from all over the country that make a
thousand dollars a day in tips.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wow, so jeez.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But other than that really nothing so and it was fine. Yeah,
I would rather have nothing happen than to break my
leg in a motorcycle crash.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's probably actually a good thing then that you accidentally
ended up fifty miles away, because it's a motorcycle thing,
and if you're not riding your motorcycle very far, then
what's the point of the motorcycle thing.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That we rode a total on the motorcycle of four
hundred and four miles, that's a lot. A lot of
that was the trip back and forth from the campground
into Sturgis.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
So all you do is go in and park your
bike somewhere and then walk around. There's bikes around, but
you're not, like all going out to ride your bikes along.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's a good question. No, well, of course you do that.
You part of the going to the rally is, you know,
walking around in Sturgis. But then another part is you
get on your bike and ride through the Black Hills
because the Black Hills are so gorgeous and beautiful and
there are group organized rides, and there are rides that
are you know, go on your own or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, I see, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Susan is not a huge fan of twists and turns.
She's a little bit nervous, and I actually love the
twists and turns. So we didn't do a whole lot
of riding out in the hills, all right. Would there
be any upsides to being in prison? This is not
an email, This is a card from the game Honey
that Taylor provided us with. Would there be any upsides
to being in prison? Oh? Absolutely yeah. I mean, you
(04:06):
don't have the pressures of a job or getting fired.
They're not going to say, Bailey, you're doing a shitty job,
You're fired, go home.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You never have to pick out an outfit, right, which
is nice, And you never have to worry about cooking,
which it's nice you can learn things because sometimes they
offer you know, like classes or or whatever in prison,
depending on your prison that you're in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yep, I gotta be honest, though you're still in prison.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You're still in prison.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Of that as an upside, still, well.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It doesn't make it worth it. It doesn't make it
worth it. But I think no stress, you know, there's
no stress of like coming up with content for the
show or yeah, you don't have to post on Instagram
or whatever. You know, you go down the prison library,
you get a book, right, you play checkers, you play
a lot of checkers.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I mean, I wouldn't want to go to prison because
I don't think I would like prison clientele in general.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Like, I don't think I would be friends with a
lot of those people.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
If you went to prison, do you think you would
get along well with everybody? Or would you be the
one who gets beat up and like shived in the
in the break and get shived.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm pretty confident I would get shived, but I'd.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Be the prison whore. Yeah, I can survive.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Now, you do have a story about We're going to
tell this on the radio sometime later. This week. But
as a preview, you think you got hit on by
a woman in Iceland who wants you to do a
three way with her and her husband.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, I'm jumping in to conclusions, yeah, based on watching
The Hunting Wives recently. But no, I just met a
woman in Iceland on a hike and then her husband
and kids weren't there, and my sister wasn't there because
we both went and did this part of the hike
by ourselves. And so we've been friends ever since, and
we DM each other on Instagram. And now she's in
Norway and she sent me a photo of her and
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I can't see any of her body parts, but she
went skinny to being in this water, and she sent
me this photo of her that it was like a
little sexual. I feel like even though I can't see anything,
but you can see her bare back and clearly she's naked.
And I was just like, does she want to fly
me down to South Carolina where she lives?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And oh, I thought they were from Icelandah, I see,
Oh they live.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
In the United States. Okay, m hm, so'm closer. Well,
actually is Sond's not that far.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
If you watch The Hunting Wives, every woman is into
other women, and that's just the way it is. Like
the main character on The Hunting Wives doesn't know that
she's into other women, but then all of a sudden
she is. She's into a woman who is also into
like five other women that are on The Hunting Wives,
except the preacher's wife, who is not into other women,
I don't think. But then there is what is known
(06:39):
in the business as pegging. Yeah, yeah, do you want
to explain pegging, Jenny, Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, I if I get this wrong, I apologize,
But usually it involves like a woman and a man,
and a woman has some kind of dildo, penis shaped something,
and she inserts it into a man's anus aria and
so the one woman and is banging one of the
main women, but then her husband, who is the sheriff,
(07:05):
is also gay, bisexual something, so then she pegs him
to get him going because they both have different desires,
but they stay married to each other. So it's just
very interesting, and you just like, I knew that it
was a pegging scene when I saw it. I knew
immediately what it was. But there's a lot of reaction
(07:26):
videos on TikTok of people being like, what.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Where they watch it and video themselves watching it. Yeah,
I don't think that. I don't know, so we're gonna
move on to something else. Yeah, I don't know anything
about it, Brianna secretary. Brie writes in Hey, best he's okay.
First off, I have a feeling I'll be walking funny tomorrow.
(07:49):
I went to Jenny's fit club today aka Ninja Warrior
audition disguised as a workout class. Kidding. I survived barely,
But the point is I stayed, I sweat, and I
had a good time doing something I wouldn't have dared
to try just a few months ago. And I went
by myself. So for that, I'm proud of myself. Also
follow up, Jenny, it was fine that you said my
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name when reading this story last week. Okay, yeah, okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Is she bringing up the story again?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It says, Dave. To catch you up quickly. My close
friend group are assholes who didn't provide any condolences or
support when my bestie's dad died. Bestiest part of that
friend group, yet they provided words of condolences in the
same week for our friend's parents' dog. So I called
them out in a group chat. The same ones they
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ignored my friend in and I told them they sucked
their assholes and they need to do better. Was that
what you guys talked about last week is exactly what
the story was? Okay. Same friend group was having an
annual get together this weekend, and I was debating going. Okay,
so I did not go. I decided to continue to
show my frustrations by being absent. I also knew I
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might not be able to keep my big mouth shut
around certain people, and I don't want to be a
person that starts drama at somebody else's gathering, so I
decided it was best to do other things hang out
with other friends. I did just that, and I regret nothing.
I hope y'all had a fabulous weekend, Dave. I can't
wait to catch up about Sturgis. Isn't it so much fun?
I never thought I'd be someone who could say I've
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been to Sturgis twice, but I have and I loved it.
Can't wait to get back sometime, Love y'all. Secretary bri Ps,
Happy birthday tomorrow at avaunt. I have a present. Let
me know when I can drop it off her and
her family. They have a history of going to Sturgis
and getting tattoos because they all stay in the same campground.
So yeah, she sent me some of those very cool
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Thank you, secretary Brie. If you look online on Dave
Ryan katiewb Instagram, look in my posts not the real
and there is a woman on the front page the
cover page of a different post, and she's got the biggest,
comically big boobs you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Very comical.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I mean, it's like I had to take a picture.
I have an email from Jill. Jill says, the lady
you're talking about is a Sturge's staple. We took this
past year. We took this picture last year just to
get her in the background. I still want to know
how she tied those boobs. Have a great day from Jill.
And so it is Jill with two of her very
(10:21):
attractive friends. I'm not sure which one is Jill, and
in the background is the giant boob lady. And when
I see these boobs are big. They are literally not
exaggerating the size of they're between watermelons and bowling balls,
but I would say probably closer to watermelons.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yep, they're really big.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're comically big. Where It's like that's not even attractive.
That'd be like having a third boob, Like guys really
like boobs and some women do. But that doesn't mean
you want a third one. You know what I mean.
That's a great analogy is that I love boob.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You're confusing me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, okay, I love boobs, but I would not want
a woman with three boobs or a woman with six boobs, because,
in other words, it's too much, so many good things.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
See, I always say more than a handful is a waste?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you say that to make.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Me feel better?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay about yourself? Yeah, I didn't know if that was
your personal preference.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, I don't have a preference of boob.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Anyway, Jill, thank you very much for sending that along.
What did you say? Mumbles?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She said, I'm her preference.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Jenny's boobs are my preference. Okay, Jenny, helly, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Next one is from Peyton. It says, good morning, morning,
crewe looking for some advice. I have not pre read this.
I have no idea where it's going. Yeah, my husband's
family friend who now is my friend, is married and
we don't like his wife. Before this weekend, we would
include her in conversation with all of our friends and
invite her to things because she isn't from around here,
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so she doesn't have any close friends. But now after
this weekend of her being rude to me, I don't
even want to be a round her. She has made
rude comments about my last pregnancy, how I should check
for diabetes not more than once because I was so
big and my baby was so big. And now this
second pregnancy, she's already doing it again and very early.
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We normally just hang out with him and our other
friends and kids all around the same age. She is
loud and loves when everyone is paying attention to her.
How do I continue to be the bigger person when
I'm just mentally done with her and need to be
for my mental health. I feel like I'm back in
high school with a mean girl, but we're now in
our thirties. Thanks in advance, love you all. Any advice
(12:36):
about the mean girl? How do you hang out and
continue to just bite your upper lip, bite your lip,
bite your tongue.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What is the relationship again?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It is the husband's family friend who is now my
friend is married to this woman.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
They don't like. Okay, Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So it's your husband's family friend.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Luckily it's like family friend and not relations, so hopefully
you don't have to be around her often super often. Yeah.
I don't know, man, I don't like being around people
like that. I try to avoid people like that at
all costs.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, I just like slowly, I mean, if you can
get out of it, like slowly ghost.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Granted, that's only if if you're the only one who
thinks she's mean, then that's kind of like a well,
I guess you kind of have to live with it.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But if it's you and.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She sounds me and she's like constantly commenting on your body, right, and.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, no, yeah she sounds mean, I bet she's I'm
not trying to defend her, but I'll bet she thinks
she's trying to be helpful. It's one of those things
where most of us would be like, yeah, she's put
on some weight, but I'm not going to certain least
tell her to get tested for diabetes. But maybe she
thinks she's being helpful. I don't know. I did read
something that was really interesting in it just over the weekend,
and it was the biggest predictor of success is not
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necessarily good grades. It's not necessarily you know, being on
the honor roll or what. Ever, the biggest predictor of
success is your social skills. And I think that's really
really interesting and true. At the same time, I've seen
people with great social skills get ahead, but they don't
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always have the best work ethic. I'll give you an example.
Guy I worked with in Columbus, Ohio. I did all
the work. He was such he was so funny, lovable,
instantly your best friend. Everybody loved him. He was our
show's connection to everybody around the building, kind of like
Steve O was. Steve loved everybody and everybody loved Steve.
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But then this guy in Ohio, he's just kind of
lazy and life kind of caught up to him. And
then he, you know, lives a pretty modest life now,
but he had the great social skills. Yeah, So what
do you think our social skills and being likable? Yeah,
the big predictor of success.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I think it depends on like what industry you're going in,
because I can totally understand like someone who's super smart,
you know, like going to an Ivy League school for
like biological engineering, or something like that and doing well
because they're smart.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
But those people, if they can't hold a conversation, I
think they'll only get as far as, you know, like
a research lab and maybe like they'll be a doctor,
but they won't be like, you know something, Okay, I
don't know you well.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think it can be bailey the cliche of the
very intelligent like engineer or computer nerd. Yeah, like they're
very intelligent. They can, like, you know, program and code
and all that stuff with the best of them, but
they have no social skills.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I know a lot of those people, do you, I mean,
not like them. Well, they're not like mean people like
this the this email is talking about. Okay, they're just
awkward to be around.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn't be like, well, gotta give
them a raise because they're so fun and I can't
wait to network with them.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I think that all this is of this article. If
I wish I had it in front of me, it
was something like they're so popular, not because they're the
most handsomer, the biggest, you know, jock or whatever, but
because they're so nice and so likable. And I remember
my best example of this was there was a girl
named Debbie Brody in my high school, and she was
always like homecoming, queen, princess whatever, And no girls ever
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looked at me and said Hi. They just didn't. And
I remember walking across the courtyard at school one time
and here comes Debbie Brody walking the other way, and
she looked at me and she said and she didn't
know me at all, and she said hi with a
great big smile. And I thought, that's why everybody likes her,
because she's so friendly.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah. Yeah, I try to be friendly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You're pretty friend. Everybody on the show is pretty friendly.
I work on I No, I think everybody in the
show's pretty friendly. I think one of the things about
being friendly, and this is now it's all coming back
to me in this article is somebody who asks you
about yourself and ask you, how was your weekend? Tell
me more about that, instead of like, oh, let me
tell you what I did this weekend. Oh, I had
hi blah blah blah blah blah, and I had to
clean up dog shit in the backyard and the neighbor
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came by and blah blah blah blah. You know, So,
I think that one of the things about being nice
is it is asking other people about themselves.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I have to remind myself to do that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Sometimes you do very good at that. Yeah try. Yeah,
Jenny does that too.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I love learning about people's lives. I really do. I like,
genuinely when I ask you about your life, when I
ask you about Sturgis Dave, I genuinely am interested. I
just trying to be nice.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's one of the things about I'll bring back one
more thing before we wrap it up the show. There
was a guy Pat Eberts who used to be on
the show. Pat He is gone now, he died a
year and a half ago, but he was on my show.
He was my buddy from ninety three until about two
thousand and two. And the thing with Pat is he
would say how are you? And the motherfucker really wanted
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to know how are you?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And he really like, what'd you do this weekend? He
really wanted to know what you did this weekend? I mean,
I'll ask Bailey, what'd you do this weekend? And then
I tune around and you literally.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Stop listening the moment I started speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Because I don't care, Yeah, because I don't care, so
and then you'll be like yeah. Then in pneumonia, and
I'll be like, huh, huh, who had pneumonia?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I was like I did, oh, I had to go
to the er. I just told you about it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I wasn't listening. So anyway, ask other people and then
ask him about themselves, and then listen and be successful
in life.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There you go, and that's it, and that's it for.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails in to Ryan's show
at KTWB dot com
And here we go with another delightful Minnesota Goodbye. Did
you guys do anything or have a theme last week
or anything stand out? Last week?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On the Minnesota Goodbye, there was a continuing theme. I
don't know you got We just hockey and I can't
keep track.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What is time?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
People are like, man, I can't wait to hear your
sturge of stories. And I'll be flat out honest with you.
We didn't really have any sturge of stories. I mean,
nothing went wrong. I had never trailered a motorcycle. I'd
never loaded a motorcycle on a trailer, and I was
nervous for the first few hours of whether the trailer
was going to come off and whether the motorcycle would
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roll over in the trailer. And everything worked great, good,
So there were the only thing that we The only
bad thing was we got caught in a hailstorm.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And other than mayn't damage anything.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
No, it would, thank god. It was just about p size,
maybe a tiny bit bigger. But there's videos on my Instagram,
Dave Ryan Katie will be But everything went great. Was
there anything super exciting that happened other than that? No,
was there any bear attacks or shootings? Or you know,
drug overdoses. No, nothing, a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Just what do you do all day when you're in
sturge Us? Like, what is there to do?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
This good question? Okay, So we would ride into town,
so we would take our time. We would wake up
at like eight thirty in the morning. We are not
early risers on vacation. We would sit in the RV
having coffee, making breakfast until probably ten thirty eleven, and
then we get on the motorcycle and it was a
fifty mile ride into Sturgis, but it was a nice
ride whatever. Yeah, you get there, you find a place
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to park, and the parking is a bitch. And then
you walk up and down the streets where it's t
shirt shops, bars, restaurants, food stands, leather wallets, knives, hats,
all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Just like shopping and eating. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's basically shopping and eating. And then we went to
the Buffalo Chip, which is a big biker bar, and
it was very disappointing. It was just it doesn't matter.
I'm not gonna like, there's not a lot of people
listening going m Dave, tell me about the Buffalo Chip.
How does that stack up? It was boring. They had
a couple of motorcycle stunt shows. Then we went up
to the Full Throttle Saloon and the Full Throttle Saloon
(02:23):
there used to be a TV show about it. Have
you heard of it before? And it's just famous. It's
become like an enterprise. It's like Disney World for bikers.
Oh and it's just booze and scantily clad bartenders that
come in from all over the country that make a
thousand dollars a day in tips.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wow, so jeez.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But other than that really nothing so and it was fine. Yeah,
I would rather have nothing happen than to break my
leg in a motorcycle crash.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's probably actually a good thing then that you accidentally
ended up fifty miles away, because it's a motorcycle thing,
and if you're not riding your motorcycle very far, then
what's the point of the motorcycle thing.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That we rode a total on the motorcycle of four
hundred and four miles, that's a lot. A lot of
that was the trip back and forth from the campground
into Sturgis.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
So all you do is go in and park your
bike somewhere and then walk around. There's bikes around, but
you're not, like all going out to ride your bikes along.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's a good question. No, well, of course you do that.
You part of the going to the rally is, you know,
walking around in Sturgis. But then another part is you
get on your bike and ride through the Black Hills
because the Black Hills are so gorgeous and beautiful and
there are group organized rides, and there are rides that
are you know, go on your own or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, I see, Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Susan is not a huge fan of twists and turns.
She's a little bit nervous, and I actually love the
twists and turns. So we didn't do a whole lot
of riding out in the hills, all right. Would there
be any upsides to being in prison? This is not
an email, This is a card from the game Honey
that Taylor provided us with. Would there be any upsides
to being in prison? Oh? Absolutely yeah. I mean, you
(04:06):
don't have the pressures of a job or getting fired.
They're not going to say, Bailey, you're doing a shitty job,
You're fired, go home.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You never have to pick out an outfit, right, which
is nice, And you never have to worry about cooking,
which it's nice you can learn things because sometimes they
offer you know, like classes or or whatever in prison,
depending on your prison that you're in.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yep, I gotta be honest, though you're still in prison.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You're still in prison.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Of that as an upside, still, well.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It doesn't make it worth it. It doesn't make it
worth it. But I think no stress, you know, there's
no stress of like coming up with content for the
show or yeah, you don't have to post on Instagram
or whatever. You know, you go down the prison library,
you get a book, right, you play checkers, you play
a lot of checkers.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I mean, I wouldn't want to go to prison because
I don't think I would like prison clientele in general.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Like, I don't think I would be friends with a
lot of those people.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
If you went to prison, do you think you would
get along well with everybody? Or would you be the
one who gets beat up and like shived in the
in the break and get shived.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm pretty confident I would get shived, but I'd.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Be the prison whore. Yeah, I can survive.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Now, you do have a story about We're going to
tell this on the radio sometime later. This week. But
as a preview, you think you got hit on by
a woman in Iceland who wants you to do a
three way with her and her husband.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, I'm jumping in to conclusions, yeah, based on watching
The Hunting Wives recently. But no, I just met a
woman in Iceland on a hike and then her husband
and kids weren't there, and my sister wasn't there because
we both went and did this part of the hike
by ourselves. And so we've been friends ever since, and
we DM each other on Instagram. And now she's in
Norway and she sent me a photo of her and
(05:49):
I can't see any of her body parts, but she
went skinny to being in this water, and she sent
me this photo of her that it was like a
little sexual. I feel like even though I can't see anything,
but you can see her bare back and clearly she's naked.
And I was just like, does she want to fly
me down to South Carolina where she lives?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And oh, I thought they were from Icelandah, I see,
Oh they live.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
In the United States. Okay, m hm, so'm closer. Well,
actually is Sond's not that far.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
If you watch The Hunting Wives, every woman is into
other women, and that's just the way it is. Like
the main character on The Hunting Wives doesn't know that
she's into other women, but then all of a sudden
she is. She's into a woman who is also into
like five other women that are on The Hunting Wives,
except the preacher's wife, who is not into other women,
I don't think. But then there is what is known
(06:39):
in the business as pegging. Yeah, yeah, do you want
to explain pegging, Jenny, Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, I if I get this wrong, I apologize,
But usually it involves like a woman and a man,
and a woman has some kind of dildo, penis shaped something,
and she inserts it into a man's anus aria and
so the one woman and is banging one of the
main women, but then her husband, who is the sheriff,
(07:05):
is also gay, bisexual something, so then she pegs him
to get him going because they both have different desires,
but they stay married to each other. So it's just
very interesting, and you just like, I knew that it
was a pegging scene when I saw it. I knew
immediately what it was. But there's a lot of reaction
(07:26):
videos on TikTok of people being like, what.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Where they watch it and video themselves watching it. Yeah,
I don't think that. I don't know, so we're gonna
move on to something else. Yeah, I don't know anything
about it, Brianna secretary. Brie writes in Hey, best he's okay.
First off, I have a feeling I'll be walking funny tomorrow.
(07:49):
I went to Jenny's fit club today aka Ninja Warrior
audition disguised as a workout class. Kidding. I survived barely,
But the point is I stayed, I sweat, and I
had a good time doing something I wouldn't have dared
to try just a few months ago. And I went
by myself. So for that, I'm proud of myself. Also
follow up, Jenny, it was fine that you said my
(08:10):
name when reading this story last week. Okay, yeah, okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Is she bringing up the story again?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It says, Dave. To catch you up quickly. My close
friend group are assholes who didn't provide any condolences or
support when my bestie's dad died. Bestiest part of that
friend group, yet they provided words of condolences in the
same week for our friend's parents' dog. So I called
them out in a group chat. The same ones they
(08:38):
ignored my friend in and I told them they sucked
their assholes and they need to do better. Was that
what you guys talked about last week is exactly what
the story was? Okay. Same friend group was having an
annual get together this weekend, and I was debating going. Okay,
so I did not go. I decided to continue to
show my frustrations by being absent. I also knew I
(08:58):
might not be able to keep my big mouth shut
around certain people, and I don't want to be a
person that starts drama at somebody else's gathering, so I
decided it was best to do other things hang out
with other friends. I did just that, and I regret nothing.
I hope y'all had a fabulous weekend, Dave. I can't
wait to catch up about Sturgis. Isn't it so much fun?
I never thought I'd be someone who could say I've
(09:19):
been to Sturgis twice, but I have and I loved it.
Can't wait to get back sometime, Love y'all. Secretary bri Ps,
Happy birthday tomorrow at avaunt. I have a present. Let
me know when I can drop it off her and
her family. They have a history of going to Sturgis
and getting tattoos because they all stay in the same campground.
So yeah, she sent me some of those very cool
(09:40):
Thank you, secretary Brie. If you look online on Dave
Ryan katiewb Instagram, look in my posts not the real
and there is a woman on the front page the
cover page of a different post, and she's got the biggest,
comically big boobs you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Very comical.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I mean, it's like I had to take a picture.
I have an email from Jill. Jill says, the lady
you're talking about is a Sturge's staple. We took this
past year. We took this picture last year just to
get her in the background. I still want to know
how she tied those boobs. Have a great day from Jill.
And so it is Jill with two of her very
(10:21):
attractive friends. I'm not sure which one is Jill, and
in the background is the giant boob lady. And when
I see these boobs are big. They are literally not
exaggerating the size of they're between watermelons and bowling balls,
but I would say probably closer to watermelons.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yep, they're really big.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're comically big. Where It's like that's not even attractive.
That'd be like having a third boob, Like guys really
like boobs and some women do. But that doesn't mean
you want a third one. You know what I mean.
That's a great analogy is that I love boob.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You're confusing me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, okay, I love boobs, but I would not want
a woman with three boobs or a woman with six boobs, because,
in other words, it's too much, so many good things.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
See, I always say more than a handful is a waste?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you say that to make.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Me feel better?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay about yourself? Yeah, I didn't know if that was
your personal preference.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, I don't have a preference of boob.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Anyway, Jill, thank you very much for sending that along.
What did you say? Mumbles?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She said, I'm her preference.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Jenny's boobs are my preference. Okay, Jenny, helly, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Next one is from Peyton. It says, good morning, morning,
crewe looking for some advice. I have not pre read this.
I have no idea where it's going. Yeah, my husband's
family friend who now is my friend, is married and
we don't like his wife. Before this weekend, we would
include her in conversation with all of our friends and
invite her to things because she isn't from around here,
(11:50):
so she doesn't have any close friends. But now after
this weekend of her being rude to me, I don't
even want to be a round her. She has made
rude comments about my last pregnancy, how I should check
for diabetes not more than once because I was so
big and my baby was so big. And now this
second pregnancy, she's already doing it again and very early.
(12:12):
We normally just hang out with him and our other
friends and kids all around the same age. She is
loud and loves when everyone is paying attention to her.
How do I continue to be the bigger person when
I'm just mentally done with her and need to be
for my mental health. I feel like I'm back in
high school with a mean girl, but we're now in
our thirties. Thanks in advance, love you all. Any advice
(12:36):
about the mean girl? How do you hang out and
continue to just bite your upper lip, bite your lip,
bite your tongue.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What is the relationship again?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It is the husband's family friend who is now my
friend is married to this woman.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
They don't like. Okay, Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So it's your husband's family friend.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Luckily it's like family friend and not relations, so hopefully
you don't have to be around her often super often. Yeah.
I don't know, man, I don't like being around people
like that. I try to avoid people like that at
all costs.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, I just like slowly, I mean, if you can
get out of it, like slowly ghost.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Granted, that's only if if you're the only one who
thinks she's mean, then that's kind of like a well,
I guess you kind of have to live with it.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But if it's you and.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She sounds me and she's like constantly commenting on your body, right, and.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, no, yeah she sounds mean, I bet she's I'm
not trying to defend her, but I'll bet she thinks
she's trying to be helpful. It's one of those things
where most of us would be like, yeah, she's put
on some weight, but I'm not going to certain least
tell her to get tested for diabetes. But maybe she
thinks she's being helpful. I don't know. I did read
something that was really interesting in it just over the weekend,
and it was the biggest predictor of success is not
(13:53):
necessarily good grades. It's not necessarily you know, being on
the honor roll or what. Ever, the biggest predictor of
success is your social skills. And I think that's really
really interesting and true. At the same time, I've seen
people with great social skills get ahead, but they don't
(14:17):
always have the best work ethic. I'll give you an example.
Guy I worked with in Columbus, Ohio. I did all
the work. He was such he was so funny, lovable,
instantly your best friend. Everybody loved him. He was our
show's connection to everybody around the building, kind of like
Steve O was. Steve loved everybody and everybody loved Steve.
(14:40):
But then this guy in Ohio, he's just kind of
lazy and life kind of caught up to him. And
then he, you know, lives a pretty modest life now,
but he had the great social skills. Yeah, So what
do you think our social skills and being likable? Yeah,
the big predictor of success.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I think it depends on like what industry you're going in,
because I can totally understand like someone who's super smart,
you know, like going to an Ivy League school for
like biological engineering, or something like that and doing well
because they're smart.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
But those people, if they can't hold a conversation, I
think they'll only get as far as, you know, like
a research lab and maybe like they'll be a doctor,
but they won't be like, you know something, Okay, I
don't know you well.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think it can be bailey the cliche of the
very intelligent like engineer or computer nerd. Yeah, like they're
very intelligent. They can, like, you know, program and code
and all that stuff with the best of them, but
they have no social skills.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I know a lot of those people, do you, I mean,
not like them. Well, they're not like mean people like
this the this email is talking about. Okay, they're just
awkward to be around.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn't be like, well, gotta give
them a raise because they're so fun and I can't
wait to network with them.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I think that all this is of this article. If
I wish I had it in front of me, it
was something like they're so popular, not because they're the
most handsomer, the biggest, you know, jock or whatever, but
because they're so nice and so likable. And I remember
my best example of this was there was a girl
named Debbie Brody in my high school, and she was
always like homecoming, queen, princess whatever, And no girls ever
(16:28):
looked at me and said Hi. They just didn't. And
I remember walking across the courtyard at school one time
and here comes Debbie Brody walking the other way, and
she looked at me and she said and she didn't
know me at all, and she said hi with a
great big smile. And I thought, that's why everybody likes her,
because she's so friendly.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah. Yeah, I try to be friendly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You're pretty friend. Everybody on the show is pretty friendly.
I work on I No, I think everybody in the
show's pretty friendly. I think one of the things about
being friendly, and this is now it's all coming back
to me in this article is somebody who asks you
about yourself and ask you, how was your weekend? Tell
me more about that, instead of like, oh, let me
tell you what I did this weekend. Oh, I had
hi blah blah blah blah blah, and I had to
clean up dog shit in the backyard and the neighbor
(17:09):
came by and blah blah blah blah. You know, So,
I think that one of the things about being nice
is it is asking other people about themselves.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I have to remind myself to do that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Sometimes you do very good at that. Yeah try. Yeah,
Jenny does that too.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I love learning about people's lives. I really do. I like,
genuinely when I ask you about your life, when I
ask you about Sturgis Dave, I genuinely am interested. I
just trying to be nice.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's one of the things about I'll bring back one
more thing before we wrap it up the show. There
was a guy Pat Eberts who used to be on
the show. Pat He is gone now, he died a
year and a half ago, but he was on my show.
He was my buddy from ninety three until about two
thousand and two. And the thing with Pat is he
would say how are you? And the motherfucker really wanted
(17:57):
to know how are you?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And he really like, what'd you do this weekend? He
really wanted to know what you did this weekend? I mean,
I'll ask Bailey, what'd you do this weekend? And then
I tune around and you literally.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Stop listening the moment I started speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Because I don't care, Yeah, because I don't care, so
and then you'll be like yeah. Then in pneumonia, and
I'll be like, huh, huh, who had pneumonia?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I was like I did, oh, I had to go
to the er. I just told you about it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I wasn't listening. So anyway, ask other people and then
ask him about themselves, and then listen and be successful
in life.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There you go, and that's it, and that's it for.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails in to Ryan's show
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