May 19, 2025 • 26 mins
We talk soulmates, Jenny & Dave's Cub visit, wearing nametags, and planning the show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We were just having a discussion. I'm looking at the
building next door, and I'm pondering philosophically. Oh, and I said,
isn't it interesting how your soulmate could be? Like wherever
you work right now, look in the building next door.
Think about the building next door. Your soulmate could work
in that building right there. I mean, you could meet
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this person and be like, oh man, they're really they're
really nice. Oh they're attractive, and oh they're funny. Oh
and they like cats or they like you know, cribbage
or hiking or whatever it is. And they could work
in that building right next door. But you might never
meet them. And isn't it interesting how we do meet
somebody and it's usually by total coincidence. Like if you
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had not met I don't know, I know, Bradley's not
your soulmate. How did you meet him? Again?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pitch a friend event?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, so if you had got gone that night, if
you would have had like, you know, a migraine and
you didn't go, yeah, you would have never met him. Like,
I don't know, It's just weird how things like that work.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, that's I mean, in that same vein, I feel
like people in general, have more than one soul mat
oh no question?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah? Absolutely yeah, or like you have one and that's no,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, there's a bajillion people in the world, like you
could have way more than one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And I think that the thing is like the idea
that the world would introduce you to the one. How
do I know my soulmate doesn't live in North Korea?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Very possible.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I mean that might be the perfect one where I go.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Wow, I good luck ever meeting them in North.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
North Right, So that's why your soulmate is usually somebody
who's moderately convenient to you. I don't know, it's just
really interesting. So look in that building, Okay, I'm looking
think that somebody in that building could be your soulmate.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Hey, talkmates on that show the four seasons? Is that
what it's called, right?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I believe?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
So yeah, Steve Farrell, like one of the first episodes,
I'm still only like halfway through the season, but it
was kind of like, come on, do we really believe
in soulmates? So don't you think it's just two people
who like to touch their body parts together? And then
you realize, like other things work out like what it is. Well,
it was kind of how they use it to some
of them. Some of them were like, all for soulmates,
and then the other ones were kind of like, no,
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it's not really a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Let us know if you believe in soulmates. I've had
girlfriends where it's like you're my soulmate, you're my soulmate whatever,
or you're the love of my life, which I'll think
I'll use that one a little bit more commonly, like
you're the love of my life, and I think that's
a different description. Soulmate is like it was meant to be,
there's one person whatever. But love of my life is
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like I've never loved anybody as much as I loved you,
and I'll never love anybody as much as I love you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Maybe no, I no, I agree. I feel like the
loves of my life is and we're friends of mine.
Those are my loves of my life.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, And what does come first the
desire to touch each other naked? Or does the desire
to touch each other naked kind of come after you
realize what a fun person that they are. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I think one happens.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Sometimes, Yeah, like I definitely have met people where I
thought of them as friends first, then it became more.
But I've also hooked up with people and then I
was like, oh, actually I think I like you.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah. Yeah, And that's the most wonderful thing when you
realize that both of those click, when you realize that, oh,
they're really fun, they're funny, they're smart, they're kind whatever.
But also they fuck like a body. I mean, seriously,
they fucked like a rabbit. And I use that to
shock you back into your your you know, paying attention,
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because I'm you know, I just want to make sure
you're there taking So when I say they fucked like
a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Why did you make eye contact with me when you
said that?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I know it as weird.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
That's why we like do ignore you sometimes because then
you get fucking weird and then you look at us
and we're like what you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Never ever take never take that the wrong never ever
take that the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They don't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Think of me as like, think of me as like
a girlfriend who is like having a like a little
gossip sash with you. So when I say things like that,
I never try to make you uncomfortable. If I wanted
to make you uncomfortable. I'd say something like, okay, yeah,
Jenny just pooped herself, or I don't know something. Okay,
let's move on.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jenny.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You make me uncomfortable when you start walking to the
side of the studio and I know you have no
purpose other than to try to prank me for something,
and then you get too close and then I look
over and Bailey's recording.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We're overdue. It's been a while, all right, here we go.
Secretary Bree writes in Good Morning Besties, wanted to reach
out on the topic of the dad who is making
the daughter feel bad and making threats about her playing hockey.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Save us, because we're going to talk about this on
the radio tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, sure are we? We have not talked to that
person yet, have we. That's tomorrow's group therapy, right, yes, okay,
So we did read it on the Minnesota Goodbye and
she said, I think that's so despicable. He's ruining their
relationship day by day the more he pushes. Both of
my boys play hockey and other sports, and they love it.
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But my husband and I have always said the second
they start not loving it or not wanting to go.
We're stopping. We're not gonna spend money. I can't imagine
ever feeling good about forcing your child to do something
you know they don't want to do. Also, I wanted
to mention the show the four seasons. Oh my god,
it is so fucking good. I binged it in like
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twelve hours. And obviously, if you're not to the end yet,
there's a spoiler alert that I won't talk about. But
if you're to the end, oh my god, you should
talk about it because it's so good. And I don't
know how Steve Carell became so attractive suddenly he has
Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So interesting because I am like put off by his
character in this show.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Oh really, Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Have you gotten to the red Pump scene?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
No, I'm only I think I'm only on episode five. Okay,
there's eight, so I'm pretty I'm like halfway through.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm gonna tell you when you get to the red
Pump scene, it is. That is the defining moment of
that show. It's like, Okay, you'll know exactly what I'm
talking about. That's it for now. The end of this week,
Well mark one whole month off My pain meds. I'm
so proud of myself good. I'm so proud of you too.
I'm doing so well. I wish I would have done
this a long time ago. I hope you have a wonderful,
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wonderful week and a very happy Monday. Miss you, bunches.
Love Bree. There's a new show that I'm watching called
Bad Thoughts and it is the most fucked up comedic show.
Have you heard of it?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, I know who the main character is.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I just have seen some of his comedies set before,
and he's really funny.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
So I want to watch that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Show, Jenny. It is the most bizarre. They're like little
ten minutes skits. Yeah, And I thought I watched it
by chance because it came up in my recommendations on Netflix.
It's called Bad Thoughts and I watched about three episodes
in summer, about twenty minutes long, summer seventeen minutes long. Whatever.
So then I went upstairs. I was on the treadmill.
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I went upstairs. I said, Susan watch one episode with me,
see if you like it. And she did not think
it was funny at all, but it is. It is
the most fucked up humor ever. So I would hate it, probably,
but you're a funny person. But it's not. It's cruel, sure,
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but it's also just so pushes the envelope. I would
try to explain one scene, but it would never ever
come off if I try to explain it. But if
you really like twisted fucking humor, watch one episode of
Bad Thoughts. But the funniest episode is episode number five
when he's on the airplane and the reason why he
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has to land the airplane.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's just so intes each episode about that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, okay, because I was like, dang, you're already on
episode five.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, yeah, well each episode is like several skits in
each one. All right, enough of that, let's move on.
See what else we got here? Hello, friends from Michelle.
I want to thank Jenny and Bailey for getting me
my sticker. I got it in the mail. My husband says,
what's that I handed to him? And he goes, oh boy,
he just doesn't understand that you four are my friends.
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The first four hours of my day. I'm so glad
everybody is back. Have a great week. That's from Michelle.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Thank you, Michelle, and thank you Bree for sending out
the stickers.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, thank you. Bree appreciate that one. Wendy writes in
it was so nice meeting you at Cub Foods in
Burnsville on Friday. Jenny and I were both down there.
You were so focused and friendly to the person or
group in front of you while other people waited behind them.
I watched as Dave held the baby and that child
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loved him, touching his face and smiling. If you want
to see that picture, it's on My Weekend in five photos.
That's on either Dave Ryan's show on Instagram or Dave
ryanshow dot com. Thanks for brightening our little piece of
the world in the morning. Wendy the meat lady, Yes me.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Lady Wendy to her for quite a while, she works
overnights where she lifts like he's yes, okay, packages of
meat and stuff and she yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
She says that lots of turnaround.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is that the right turnover?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Turnover, that's turnover and her job. But she's worked there
for a while and they basically are a loss without her.
If she ever takes days off.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
She's I get it. The baby was probably my favorite
moment of.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It was so cute. Was the baby's name, Miles. Am
I making that up.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I tried to remember himber I don't want.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
To say it's Miles, but I might be miss speaking.
But that baby looked at Dave and I both and
immediately started smiling. He was such a happy baby. Then
Dave held him, and he was enamored by Dave, like
just like putting his hands on his face like hello, and.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Then he giggled and it was just like ah, he
was so sweet. I love babies, and I really think
babies and dogs are the same way. If you love them,
they know. They can tell if you're a little skittish
about holding a baby, or you're a little bit afraid
of dog dogs where you don't like them. I think
they can sense that. Yeah, all right, regular listener here,
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says Cassie, big fan of each and every one of you.
I feel like such creeper being such a dedicated listener
but not actually knowing any of you in real life.
But anyway, I am procrastinating getting stuff done, and I
thought I would write in. So she talks a little
bit about your kitchen drawer and gives you some advice.
A silicone spray Jenny called blaster silicone lubricant, and they
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are attaching a picture for your reference, so blaster silicone lubricant.
Let's see random af But a while ago you were
chatting about not remembering names and faces and having trouble
recalling people after meeting them. I think Bailey said how
you wished everybody just wore a name tag in real life?
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And I couldn't agree more. I hate my poor facial
how poor my facial recognition is, and how bad I
amn't remember names? Like why are we like this? And
then she tells a story. It's a pretty funny story,
so I'll tell the entirety. Out all day with one
of my best friends, her fiance, and all of their
friends celebrating a bachelor party at Valley Fair. Bachelor bachelorette.
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We went on a bunch of rides, had some beers,
a bunch of us, we all had lunch together. Remember
it's their friends, not her friends. And after a long,
warm day in the sun, we go back to my
friend's house to throw them a party. We all got
changed from her day clothes and dressed up for the night.
People started trickling in and it was a small group
of us chatting around the living room. I noticed a
quiet guy sitting on the couch who didn't seem to
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be having much fun. I felt bad for this guy
all alone, who clearly to me felt awkward and out
of place. So me, being outgoing and warm and friendly,
I decided to jump up in front of everybody and
offer my hand out to say Hi, I'm Cassie. Who
are you? You know, to make him feel welcome. Hey you,
how's it going? I announced? Lol. Immediately after, I felt
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the room cave in on me and someone shouted out, girl,
he's been with us all day.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The room got awkwardly quiet, and I heard nervous laughter
behind me. Full of embarrassment and regret. I laughed it off, like,
oh what, I'm sorry, I have really bad eyes. The
man must have had a head to toe total costume change.
Because I was certain I had never met this man
before in my life. Little did I know that we
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had had lunch together just a few short hours prior.
Oh No, needless to say, I certainly could have used
a name tag on that day. That was the last
time I ever went out of way way to introduce
myself to anybody like that ever. Again, do any of
you have any similarly embarrassing stories? If not, no worries.
Just thought i'd relinquish one of my most cringe moments
for the hell of it. Thanks and love y'all from Cassie.
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I don't introduce myselves to almost anybody anymore because turns
out that I've met them and then they feel like
shit that I don't remember. Yeah, And I just really
am very careful. I mean, if I meet somebody who's
like out at cub Foods and I know I haven't
met them, or they might say, oh, no, we met
at the State Fair last year, well, then they're going
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to be understanding that I don't remember them. But I'm
very careful about introducing myself to anybody around here because
I've probably met them, and then they think I don't remember,
and then I feel like shit and they feel like shit.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I usually repeat my name for them so that they
don't have to ask. So I was at a concert
on Wednesday and this woman standing in front of me.
I knew her from high school. She was like friends
with my friends, and so I probably haven't seen her
since then. But I was like Jenna, and she turns around,
she looks at me, and I can tell in her
face she's like, who is this and I go, it's Bailey,
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and then she goes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So I always tell them my name, but I also
imagine that nobody remembers me ever, so I rarely like,
even if I've met you, and I know I've met
you and we've talked maybe once or twice, if I
see you in a month or something at another thing,
I'll be like, oh, well, they probably don't remember me,
so I won't say anything.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's a that's a kind assumption. In other words, you
save them the embarrassment of the guessing game. Yeah, and
I really hate the guessing game, Like, Hi, we've met before? Really,
where was that? Don't you remember? No, bitch, I really
don't like the guessing game. And most people don't do that.
But I mean, I I don't know. I wish I
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had a like everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Named tangy name hikes please.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Random question from Sarah, do any of you have songs
that remind you of another member of the show. I'll
go first. Misindependent always makes me think of Dave. It's
also one of my favorite running songs. Of course, that
annoying Backstreet Boys song also makes me think of Dave.
Once an INN syncer always an inn syncer. Yeah, if
you don't have a song that reminds you of somebody
on the show, maybe one for a parent, partner or
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ex child friend. Thanks for humoring me, Love you all. Sarah.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons reminds me of Fallon Thunder Fear
the Thunder, Thunder Thunder for the thund Thunder Thunder thunder Thunder,
because she was the one who first told me what
a great song it was, So it will always remind
me of Fallon. Any song remind you of anyone changing, Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Your song with Alison, isn't it I Love you Always
and forever?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yes, I love you always, forever and year and far.
We used to sing that to each.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Other, no one only because I had picked it for
a mixtape game choice one time. But I think it
was in like a sexual reference. And then Steve and
Fowner are both like a bad choice because you were
the judge. They're like, that's his song with Alison. It
doesn't work that way, so and I kind of knew that,
but I forgot about it when I picked it for
mixtape game.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So now I always think of you when I hear
that song.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, there's a little bit of a sexual bent to
that song, like as we lay here under a clear
sky of pure white stars. Well, i'd never talk about
lane in the on the Ground with Alison Bailey.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Any songs, I mean, not necessarcessarily that remind me of
any of you. The this is going to be a
deep cut, but the song knock three times if you want.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Me, it reminds me of my mom.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, because she not, because that has nothing to
do with mom daughter whatever. But my mom loves like
contemporary hits of the nineteen seventies, and that is probably
one of my favorite ones. So I made like a
huge playlist of songs that reminded me of my mom,
and I just call them Mama songs. And I told
her about it, and now every time I see her,
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she gives me a post it note full of more
songs that I can add to it, add to the playlist.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So then I get.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Then I get in my head, I'm like, well, when
she dies, I'm going to have this playlist that we
made together.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But I'm not going to think about those. That was fine.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You know, I heard a song the other day that
I want played at my funeral, And now I can't
remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Fuck crazy train, no crazy train.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No good guess though I can't remember, and I'm like, oh,
was it like a party?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Viber like, oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
No, it's not sad. No, these are all great guesses.
I can't remember, but I heard it. I thought, you
know what, I gotta tell Alison. That's the song I
want played at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Can I say for someone who has a dad that's well,
he's older than you, but you know, he started to
make the references to like his death and stuff, you know,
as jokes as a child. I don't want to hear
that shit. It makes me very sad. I don't be
texting Allison like I want this at my funeral. It's
gonna make her sad. I know everyone's different, but I
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just I feel like my dad just makes so many jokes.
He's like, well, I'm not going to be around that
much longer anyways, or like yeah, if I make it
another ten years, and it's like, don't say that. I
don't want those ideas in my head. Like my grandmother,
she's so sad.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
She says I could go at any time, and she
could go at any time for the last like twenty years,
Like okay, well you're really bringing down the room.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Well yeah, go at any time, girl, please, So I
feel you, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it's good reminder, Jenny, I will try
to remember not to burn. And Allison with with that.
Well there's that song and I listened to it the
other day and it's by Fun and it's like carry on,
carry on we are yeh, it's a different one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh what about it? No, I know what you're talking.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
When the lock of stone carry on, which I love
the message, when the lost in a low and sink
and lack of stone carry on, And I think the
message is good, but there's one part where it goes
we talked and talked about how our parents will die,
all our neighbors and wives, and it's like, what a
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fucking downer that is. You're gonna sit and talk about
how everybody's gonna die. Who has that conversation? I was
never twenty five years old and said, you know, god,
it's really interesting. Our parents are gonna die one day.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Very interesting. Let's out about it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh godkay.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So Sarah goes on to say, oh, she's done so
Thank you, Sarah, appreciate you. She's all done. Next one
is from Lucas Jenny, Happy birthday. Hope you had a
great time, and they said I also, I'm going to
be thirty two and thirty two in three weeks. Do
you think there's an age limit for going to EDM
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shows or festivals? Jenny, No, I.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Don't, because I mean, honestly, most of my friends that
actually go to those shows are older than me.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Even so, oh really, okay, there's an age limit.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I think there's a time in life where maybe you
should reevaluate if you're out until four in the morning
at EEDM shows every weekend, But I think you can
still dabble in them every once.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
In a while, Okay, Bailey and juan Nita, if she's listening,
My family and I are moving to and Over in
a few weeks, right near Beef's.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I was the one who asked if Bailey had a
cousin named Body. I don't, but no, maybe i'll see
you all around this summer. I'm moving from Ramsey near
the farm you worked at. Bailey. Oh wow, dart lick
lick lick dart, always a great time. Thanks. And that
is from Lucas. Thank you, Lucia.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Start hitting up beef O Brady's. Look for Mam Miranda.
She is a regular there. That's where all of her
friends go. And my mom literally made like all of
her friends just like sitting at the bar and meeting people.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So check her out, Mam Ronda.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I love that. All right, Hello, it says Teresa. Are
you guys aware there's a KDWB dead zone at thirty
five W and Lake Street or is it just my car?
I always get staticky there on my commute, right when
you're doing the you can't make this stuff up bit
sad face, that is all. I'm not aware of that.
But there are definitely radio dead spots. Yeah, I can't
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really think of any that I've noticed, but yeah, there
are definitely radio dead spots. And they can't just believe
it or not. They can adjust for it, but if
they it's kind of like, I don't know, if you
adjust for it over here, then it's going to make
a dead spot somewhere else. So hopefully it's a small
dead spot and it doesn't bother you too much. And
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last one, here we go. Alison says, I know you've
talked about prepping for your show in the past, but
wondering if you could talk a little bit more about
your process and or share video clips of you all
meeting to discuss show preparation. Just curious for more details
on how you get the show together. Thank you, Allison.
I think it'd be funny to make a pair of
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parody video of us preparing for the show, and it's like, okay,
we're all here to get together, but work on the show. Well,
Dave's leaning back looking at reels, laughing, Bailey's looking at
cat videos, Ginny is searching, I don't know, doing something,
or Genny's got to go to the bathroom and vaunt
is I don't know. It might be kind of funny, yeah,
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or we each bring up ideas and they're so fucking
over the top stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, let's all fart in a bucket.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Okay, I like it, But I say we poop in
a bucket.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh, well, then you'd have to work one too far.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Dave, Okay, all right, all right, scratch that. Okay, let's
let's let's do that one. Let's have listeners mail in
pictures of their poop and then we have to guess
what they ate.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
How about this I bring in a nail clipper.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Okay, whoever has the biggest toenail that you can clip off?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh, it's gonna be surprise.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Okay, Like listeners call in and they have to tag
up with one of us, which one of us has
the biggest toenail. They win a prize according to who
they take up with.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Nice. You know, that's not too far off from how
we actually work on the show. We throw out like
stupid ideas and then somebody will go like, wait, there's
something there, what if? And I told people this story before. Oh,
I was on the Mall of America podcast and they said,
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how can you keep coming up with ideas? After thirty
two years? You still have ideas? And I said, well,
I said eighty percent of them are ten percent are
dangerous or illegal, and the last ten percent are like,
you know, workable. And I said, I can always tell
whether it's a bad idea because I'll bring it up
to you know, Bailey vont and Jenny, and I'll say
(23:14):
something like, how about we have cats come into the
studio tomorrow and we have a big giant cat fight. Oh,
And then I will not get a response and I'll
immediately go oh, well, you didn't respond at all, so
I clearly that's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We could bring cats in, though, Can we bring cats.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
In like a big cat bar, a cat what do
they call those where you go in pet cats? Cat cafe?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, turn the studio into a cat cafe.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Sounds fun. Sounds fun to me.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It does sound fun. But the smell, I mean the
smell ye yeah, because one with poop and then yeah, yeah,
I don't know. How do we come up with stuff
for the show. How do we plan for the show?
What do we do?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I mean A lot of it is like we look
into our lives and what's happening into our lives and
see if something can turn into a phone topic.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
For instance, I woke up with these.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Scratches on my hand Sunday morning, and I have no
idea how I got.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Them because scratches.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yeah, I was a little bit intoxicated on Saturday night.
So for instance, we could take that and be like
what dumb drunken injury did you guest or something like that.
So it's really just like a lot of stuff like
that of what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
We love to get on Bailey about dating.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It really just depends on you know, we we have
a formula to how the show is put together. We
like to play games. We do a lot of the
same games, but then we also throw in new ones
every once in a whe.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
But yeah, go.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ahead, Well I was gonna say one of our problems
is we do the same games because we have eighty
seven games in the studio, but we can't remember which
ones we liked. Yeah, so we know we like Think Fast,
and we know we like Lyrics Shuffle, and we know
we like whatever other games. I can't remember them. But
we've got probably thirty little board games here in the studio,
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and we used to have probably one hundred, and they
just got just kind of mishmashed. The cards from one
would show up in another game, or this one in whatever.
So I took a bunch out to the dumpster about
three years ago and just dumped a big hundreds and
hundreds of dollars worth of board games in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It's so dumb. You could have brought them to like
Goodwill or something.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Ah, there's a lot of work. Honestly, I didn't want
to do the work. So and they plus they were
all jumbled up. All right? Anything else on the Minnesota Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, all right, Bailey, look your soulmate. They're looking out
the window at you right now. Oh they just they
just turned away.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
They turned away.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
All right, Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails. I want to
hear about soulmates. Do you think that you're assigned a
soulmate or a love of your Do you feel like
you're with the love of your life right now? Some
people are with somebody, but they know that the love
of their life with somebody that they used to be with.
(26:10):
All right, talk about that. Send an email on that
or anything at all. Ryanshow at KDWB dot com. That
is the address, Ryanshow at KDWB dot com, and we'll
see you Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye.
We were just having a discussion. I'm looking at the
building next door, and I'm pondering philosophically. Oh, and I said,
isn't it interesting how your soulmate could be? Like wherever
you work right now, look in the building next door.
Think about the building next door. Your soulmate could work
in that building right there. I mean, you could meet
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this person and be like, oh man, they're really they're
really nice. Oh they're attractive, and oh they're funny. Oh
and they like cats or they like you know, cribbage
or hiking or whatever it is. And they could work
in that building right next door. But you might never
meet them. And isn't it interesting how we do meet
somebody and it's usually by total coincidence. Like if you
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had not met I don't know, I know, Bradley's not
your soulmate. How did you meet him? Again?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pitch a friend event?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, so if you had got gone that night, if
you would have had like, you know, a migraine and
you didn't go, yeah, you would have never met him. Like,
I don't know, It's just weird how things like that work.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, that's I mean, in that same vein, I feel
like people in general, have more than one soul mat
oh no question?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah? Absolutely yeah, or like you have one and that's no,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, there's a bajillion people in the world, like you
could have way more than one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And I think that the thing is like the idea
that the world would introduce you to the one. How
do I know my soulmate doesn't live in North Korea?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Very possible.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I mean that might be the perfect one where I go.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Wow, I good luck ever meeting them in North.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
North Right, So that's why your soulmate is usually somebody
who's moderately convenient to you. I don't know, it's just
really interesting. So look in that building, Okay, I'm looking
think that somebody in that building could be your soulmate.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Hey, talkmates on that show the four seasons? Is that
what it's called, right?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I believe?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
So yeah, Steve Farrell, like one of the first episodes,
I'm still only like halfway through the season, but it
was kind of like, come on, do we really believe
in soulmates? So don't you think it's just two people
who like to touch their body parts together? And then
you realize, like other things work out like what it is. Well,
it was kind of how they use it to some
of them. Some of them were like, all for soulmates,
and then the other ones were kind of like, no,
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it's not really a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Let us know if you believe in soulmates. I've had
girlfriends where it's like you're my soulmate, you're my soulmate whatever,
or you're the love of my life, which I'll think
I'll use that one a little bit more commonly, like
you're the love of my life, and I think that's
a different description. Soulmate is like it was meant to be,
there's one person whatever. But love of my life is
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like I've never loved anybody as much as I loved you,
and I'll never love anybody as much as I love you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Maybe no, I no, I agree. I feel like the
loves of my life is and we're friends of mine.
Those are my loves of my life.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, And what does come first the
desire to touch each other naked? Or does the desire
to touch each other naked kind of come after you
realize what a fun person that they are. Yeah, you know,
sometimes I think one happens.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Sometimes, Yeah, like I definitely have met people where I
thought of them as friends first, then it became more.
But I've also hooked up with people and then I
was like, oh, actually I think I like you.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah. Yeah, And that's the most wonderful thing when you
realize that both of those click, when you realize that, oh,
they're really fun, they're funny, they're smart, they're kind whatever.
But also they fuck like a body. I mean, seriously,
they fucked like a rabbit. And I use that to
shock you back into your your you know, paying attention,
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because I'm you know, I just want to make sure
you're there taking So when I say they fucked like
a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Why did you make eye contact with me when you
said that?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I know it as weird.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
That's why we like do ignore you sometimes because then
you get fucking weird and then you look at us
and we're like what you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Never ever take never take that the wrong never ever
take that the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They don't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Think of me as like, think of me as like
a girlfriend who is like having a like a little
gossip sash with you. So when I say things like that,
I never try to make you uncomfortable. If I wanted
to make you uncomfortable. I'd say something like, okay, yeah,
Jenny just pooped herself, or I don't know something. Okay,
let's move on.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jenny.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You make me uncomfortable when you start walking to the
side of the studio and I know you have no
purpose other than to try to prank me for something,
and then you get too close and then I look
over and Bailey's recording.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We're overdue. It's been a while, all right, here we go.
Secretary Bree writes in Good Morning Besties, wanted to reach
out on the topic of the dad who is making
the daughter feel bad and making threats about her playing hockey.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Save us, because we're going to talk about this on
the radio tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, sure are we? We have not talked to that
person yet, have we. That's tomorrow's group therapy, right, yes, okay,
So we did read it on the Minnesota Goodbye and
she said, I think that's so despicable. He's ruining their
relationship day by day the more he pushes. Both of
my boys play hockey and other sports, and they love it.
(05:02):
But my husband and I have always said the second
they start not loving it or not wanting to go.
We're stopping. We're not gonna spend money. I can't imagine
ever feeling good about forcing your child to do something
you know they don't want to do. Also, I wanted
to mention the show the four seasons. Oh my god,
it is so fucking good. I binged it in like
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twelve hours. And obviously, if you're not to the end yet,
there's a spoiler alert that I won't talk about. But
if you're to the end, oh my god, you should
talk about it because it's so good. And I don't
know how Steve Carell became so attractive suddenly he has
Oh that's.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So interesting because I am like put off by his
character in this show.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Oh really, Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Have you gotten to the red Pump scene?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
No, I'm only I think I'm only on episode five. Okay,
there's eight, so I'm pretty I'm like halfway through.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm gonna tell you when you get to the red
Pump scene, it is. That is the defining moment of
that show. It's like, Okay, you'll know exactly what I'm
talking about. That's it for now. The end of this week,
Well mark one whole month off My pain meds. I'm
so proud of myself good. I'm so proud of you too.
I'm doing so well. I wish I would have done
this a long time ago. I hope you have a wonderful,
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wonderful week and a very happy Monday. Miss you, bunches.
Love Bree. There's a new show that I'm watching called
Bad Thoughts and it is the most fucked up comedic show.
Have you heard of it?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, I know who the main character is.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I just have seen some of his comedies set before,
and he's really funny.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
So I want to watch that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Show, Jenny. It is the most bizarre. They're like little
ten minutes skits. Yeah, And I thought I watched it
by chance because it came up in my recommendations on Netflix.
It's called Bad Thoughts and I watched about three episodes
in summer, about twenty minutes long, summer seventeen minutes long. Whatever.
So then I went upstairs. I was on the treadmill.
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I went upstairs. I said, Susan watch one episode with me,
see if you like it. And she did not think
it was funny at all, but it is. It is
the most fucked up humor ever. So I would hate it, probably,
but you're a funny person. But it's not. It's cruel, sure,
(07:18):
but it's also just so pushes the envelope. I would
try to explain one scene, but it would never ever
come off if I try to explain it. But if
you really like twisted fucking humor, watch one episode of
Bad Thoughts. But the funniest episode is episode number five
when he's on the airplane and the reason why he
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has to land the airplane.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's just so intes each episode about that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, okay, because I was like, dang, you're already on
episode five.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, yeah, well each episode is like several skits in
each one. All right, enough of that, let's move on.
See what else we got here? Hello, friends from Michelle.
I want to thank Jenny and Bailey for getting me
my sticker. I got it in the mail. My husband says,
what's that I handed to him? And he goes, oh boy,
he just doesn't understand that you four are my friends.
(08:12):
The first four hours of my day. I'm so glad
everybody is back. Have a great week. That's from Michelle.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Thank you, Michelle, and thank you Bree for sending out
the stickers.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, thank you. Bree appreciate that one. Wendy writes in
it was so nice meeting you at Cub Foods in
Burnsville on Friday. Jenny and I were both down there.
You were so focused and friendly to the person or
group in front of you while other people waited behind them.
I watched as Dave held the baby and that child
(08:41):
loved him, touching his face and smiling. If you want
to see that picture, it's on My Weekend in five photos.
That's on either Dave Ryan's show on Instagram or Dave
ryanshow dot com. Thanks for brightening our little piece of
the world in the morning. Wendy the meat lady, Yes me.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Lady Wendy to her for quite a while, she works
overnights where she lifts like he's yes, okay, packages of
meat and stuff and she yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
She says that lots of turnaround.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is that the right turnover?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Turnover, that's turnover and her job. But she's worked there
for a while and they basically are a loss without her.
If she ever takes days off.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
She's I get it. The baby was probably my favorite
moment of.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It was so cute. Was the baby's name, Miles. Am
I making that up.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I tried to remember himber I don't want.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
To say it's Miles, but I might be miss speaking.
But that baby looked at Dave and I both and
immediately started smiling. He was such a happy baby. Then
Dave held him, and he was enamored by Dave, like
just like putting his hands on his face like hello, and.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Then he giggled and it was just like ah, he
was so sweet. I love babies, and I really think
babies and dogs are the same way. If you love them,
they know. They can tell if you're a little skittish
about holding a baby, or you're a little bit afraid
of dog dogs where you don't like them. I think
they can sense that. Yeah, all right, regular listener here,
(10:04):
says Cassie, big fan of each and every one of you.
I feel like such creeper being such a dedicated listener
but not actually knowing any of you in real life.
But anyway, I am procrastinating getting stuff done, and I
thought I would write in. So she talks a little
bit about your kitchen drawer and gives you some advice.
A silicone spray Jenny called blaster silicone lubricant, and they
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are attaching a picture for your reference, so blaster silicone lubricant.
Let's see random af But a while ago you were
chatting about not remembering names and faces and having trouble
recalling people after meeting them. I think Bailey said how
you wished everybody just wore a name tag in real life?
(10:48):
And I couldn't agree more. I hate my poor facial
how poor my facial recognition is, and how bad I
amn't remember names? Like why are we like this? And
then she tells a story. It's a pretty funny story,
so I'll tell the entirety. Out all day with one
of my best friends, her fiance, and all of their
friends celebrating a bachelor party at Valley Fair. Bachelor bachelorette.
(11:12):
We went on a bunch of rides, had some beers,
a bunch of us, we all had lunch together. Remember
it's their friends, not her friends. And after a long,
warm day in the sun, we go back to my
friend's house to throw them a party. We all got
changed from her day clothes and dressed up for the night.
People started trickling in and it was a small group
of us chatting around the living room. I noticed a
quiet guy sitting on the couch who didn't seem to
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be having much fun. I felt bad for this guy
all alone, who clearly to me felt awkward and out
of place. So me, being outgoing and warm and friendly,
I decided to jump up in front of everybody and
offer my hand out to say Hi, I'm Cassie. Who
are you? You know, to make him feel welcome. Hey you,
how's it going? I announced? Lol. Immediately after, I felt
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the room cave in on me and someone shouted out, girl,
he's been with us all day.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The room got awkwardly quiet, and I heard nervous laughter
behind me. Full of embarrassment and regret. I laughed it off, like,
oh what, I'm sorry, I have really bad eyes. The
man must have had a head to toe total costume change.
Because I was certain I had never met this man
before in my life. Little did I know that we
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had had lunch together just a few short hours prior.
Oh No, needless to say, I certainly could have used
a name tag on that day. That was the last
time I ever went out of way way to introduce
myself to anybody like that ever. Again, do any of
you have any similarly embarrassing stories? If not, no worries.
Just thought i'd relinquish one of my most cringe moments
for the hell of it. Thanks and love y'all from Cassie.
(12:48):
I don't introduce myselves to almost anybody anymore because turns
out that I've met them and then they feel like
shit that I don't remember. Yeah, And I just really
am very careful. I mean, if I meet somebody who's
like out at cub Foods and I know I haven't
met them, or they might say, oh, no, we met
at the State Fair last year, well, then they're going
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to be understanding that I don't remember them. But I'm
very careful about introducing myself to anybody around here because
I've probably met them, and then they think I don't remember,
and then I feel like shit and they feel like shit.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I usually repeat my name for them so that they
don't have to ask. So I was at a concert
on Wednesday and this woman standing in front of me.
I knew her from high school. She was like friends
with my friends, and so I probably haven't seen her
since then. But I was like Jenna, and she turns around,
she looks at me, and I can tell in her
face she's like, who is this and I go, it's Bailey,
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and then she goes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So I always tell them my name, but I also
imagine that nobody remembers me ever, so I rarely like,
even if I've met you, and I know I've met
you and we've talked maybe once or twice, if I
see you in a month or something at another thing,
I'll be like, oh, well, they probably don't remember me,
so I won't say anything.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's a that's a kind assumption. In other words, you
save them the embarrassment of the guessing game. Yeah, and
I really hate the guessing game, Like, Hi, we've met before? Really,
where was that? Don't you remember? No, bitch, I really
don't like the guessing game. And most people don't do that.
But I mean, I I don't know. I wish I
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had a like everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Named tangy name hikes please.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Random question from Sarah, do any of you have songs
that remind you of another member of the show. I'll
go first. Misindependent always makes me think of Dave. It's
also one of my favorite running songs. Of course, that
annoying Backstreet Boys song also makes me think of Dave.
Once an INN syncer always an inn syncer. Yeah, if
you don't have a song that reminds you of somebody
on the show, maybe one for a parent, partner or
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ex child friend. Thanks for humoring me, Love you all. Sarah.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons reminds me of Fallon Thunder Fear
the Thunder, Thunder Thunder for the thund Thunder Thunder thunder Thunder,
because she was the one who first told me what
a great song it was, So it will always remind
me of Fallon. Any song remind you of anyone changing, Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Your song with Alison, isn't it I Love you Always
and forever?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yes, I love you always, forever and year and far.
We used to sing that to each.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Other, no one only because I had picked it for
a mixtape game choice one time. But I think it
was in like a sexual reference. And then Steve and
Fowner are both like a bad choice because you were
the judge. They're like, that's his song with Alison. It
doesn't work that way, so and I kind of knew that,
but I forgot about it when I picked it for
mixtape game.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So now I always think of you when I hear
that song.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, there's a little bit of a sexual bent to
that song, like as we lay here under a clear
sky of pure white stars. Well, i'd never talk about
lane in the on the Ground with Alison Bailey.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Any songs, I mean, not necessarcessarily that remind me of
any of you. The this is going to be a
deep cut, but the song knock three times if you want.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Me, it reminds me of my mom.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, because she not, because that has nothing to
do with mom daughter whatever. But my mom loves like
contemporary hits of the nineteen seventies, and that is probably
one of my favorite ones. So I made like a
huge playlist of songs that reminded me of my mom,
and I just call them Mama songs. And I told
her about it, and now every time I see her,
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she gives me a post it note full of more
songs that I can add to it, add to the playlist.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So then I get.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Then I get in my head, I'm like, well, when
she dies, I'm going to have this playlist that we
made together.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
But I'm not going to think about those. That was fine.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You know, I heard a song the other day that
I want played at my funeral, And now I can't
remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Fuck crazy train, no crazy train.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No good guess though I can't remember, and I'm like, oh,
was it like a party?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Viber like, oh no.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
No, it's not sad. No, these are all great guesses.
I can't remember, but I heard it. I thought, you
know what, I gotta tell Alison. That's the song I
want played at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Can I say for someone who has a dad that's well,
he's older than you, but you know, he started to
make the references to like his death and stuff, you know,
as jokes as a child. I don't want to hear
that shit. It makes me very sad. I don't be
texting Allison like I want this at my funeral. It's
gonna make her sad. I know everyone's different, but I
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just I feel like my dad just makes so many jokes.
He's like, well, I'm not going to be around that
much longer anyways, or like yeah, if I make it
another ten years, and it's like, don't say that. I
don't want those ideas in my head. Like my grandmother,
she's so sad.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
She says I could go at any time, and she
could go at any time for the last like twenty years,
Like okay, well you're really bringing down the room.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Well yeah, go at any time, girl, please, So I
feel you, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it's good reminder, Jenny, I will try
to remember not to burn. And Allison with with that.
Well there's that song and I listened to it the
other day and it's by Fun and it's like carry on,
carry on we are yeh, it's a different one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh what about it? No, I know what you're talking.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
When the lock of stone carry on, which I love
the message, when the lost in a low and sink
and lack of stone carry on, And I think the
message is good, but there's one part where it goes
we talked and talked about how our parents will die,
all our neighbors and wives, and it's like, what a
(18:44):
fucking downer that is. You're gonna sit and talk about
how everybody's gonna die. Who has that conversation? I was
never twenty five years old and said, you know, god,
it's really interesting. Our parents are gonna die one day.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Very interesting. Let's out about it.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh godkay.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So Sarah goes on to say, oh, she's done so
Thank you, Sarah, appreciate you. She's all done. Next one
is from Lucas Jenny, Happy birthday. Hope you had a
great time, and they said I also, I'm going to
be thirty two and thirty two in three weeks. Do
you think there's an age limit for going to EDM
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shows or festivals? Jenny, No, I.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Don't, because I mean, honestly, most of my friends that
actually go to those shows are older than me.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Even so, oh really, okay, there's an age limit.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I think there's a time in life where maybe you
should reevaluate if you're out until four in the morning
at EEDM shows every weekend, But I think you can
still dabble in them every once.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
In a while, Okay, Bailey and juan Nita, if she's listening,
My family and I are moving to and Over in
a few weeks, right near Beef's.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I was the one who asked if Bailey had a
cousin named Body. I don't, but no, maybe i'll see
you all around this summer. I'm moving from Ramsey near
the farm you worked at. Bailey. Oh wow, dart lick
lick lick dart, always a great time. Thanks. And that
is from Lucas. Thank you, Lucia.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Start hitting up beef O Brady's. Look for Mam Miranda.
She is a regular there. That's where all of her
friends go. And my mom literally made like all of
her friends just like sitting at the bar and meeting people.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So check her out, Mam Ronda.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I love that. All right, Hello, it says Teresa. Are
you guys aware there's a KDWB dead zone at thirty
five W and Lake Street or is it just my car?
I always get staticky there on my commute, right when
you're doing the you can't make this stuff up bit
sad face, that is all. I'm not aware of that.
But there are definitely radio dead spots. Yeah, I can't
(20:47):
really think of any that I've noticed, but yeah, there
are definitely radio dead spots. And they can't just believe
it or not. They can adjust for it, but if
they it's kind of like, I don't know, if you
adjust for it over here, then it's going to make
a dead spot somewhere else. So hopefully it's a small
dead spot and it doesn't bother you too much. And
(21:09):
last one, here we go. Alison says, I know you've
talked about prepping for your show in the past, but
wondering if you could talk a little bit more about
your process and or share video clips of you all
meeting to discuss show preparation. Just curious for more details
on how you get the show together. Thank you, Allison.
I think it'd be funny to make a pair of
(21:30):
parody video of us preparing for the show, and it's like, okay,
we're all here to get together, but work on the show. Well,
Dave's leaning back looking at reels, laughing, Bailey's looking at
cat videos, Ginny is searching, I don't know, doing something,
or Genny's got to go to the bathroom and vaunt
is I don't know. It might be kind of funny, yeah,
(21:51):
or we each bring up ideas and they're so fucking
over the top stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, let's all fart in a bucket.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Okay, I like it, But I say we poop in
a bucket.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh, well, then you'd have to work one too far.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Dave, Okay, all right, all right, scratch that. Okay, let's
let's let's do that one. Let's have listeners mail in
pictures of their poop and then we have to guess
what they ate.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
How about this I bring in a nail clipper.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Okay, whoever has the biggest toenail that you can clip off?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh, it's gonna be surprise.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Okay, Like listeners call in and they have to tag
up with one of us, which one of us has
the biggest toenail. They win a prize according to who
they take up with.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Nice. You know, that's not too far off from how
we actually work on the show. We throw out like
stupid ideas and then somebody will go like, wait, there's
something there, what if? And I told people this story before. Oh,
I was on the Mall of America podcast and they said,
(22:53):
how can you keep coming up with ideas? After thirty
two years? You still have ideas? And I said, well,
I said eighty percent of them are ten percent are
dangerous or illegal, and the last ten percent are like,
you know, workable. And I said, I can always tell
whether it's a bad idea because I'll bring it up
to you know, Bailey vont and Jenny, and I'll say
(23:14):
something like, how about we have cats come into the
studio tomorrow and we have a big giant cat fight. Oh,
And then I will not get a response and I'll
immediately go oh, well, you didn't respond at all, so
I clearly that's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We could bring cats in, though, Can we bring cats.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
In like a big cat bar, a cat what do
they call those where you go in pet cats? Cat cafe?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, turn the studio into a cat cafe.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Sounds fun. Sounds fun to me.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It does sound fun. But the smell, I mean the
smell ye yeah, because one with poop and then yeah, yeah,
I don't know. How do we come up with stuff
for the show. How do we plan for the show?
What do we do?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I mean A lot of it is like we look
into our lives and what's happening into our lives and
see if something can turn into a phone topic.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
For instance, I woke up with these.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Scratches on my hand Sunday morning, and I have no
idea how I got.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Them because scratches.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yeah, I was a little bit intoxicated on Saturday night.
So for instance, we could take that and be like
what dumb drunken injury did you guest or something like that.
So it's really just like a lot of stuff like
that of what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
We love to get on Bailey about dating.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It really just depends on you know, we we have
a formula to how the show is put together. We
like to play games. We do a lot of the
same games, but then we also throw in new ones
every once in a whe.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
But yeah, go.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ahead, Well I was gonna say one of our problems
is we do the same games because we have eighty
seven games in the studio, but we can't remember which
ones we liked. Yeah, so we know we like Think Fast,
and we know we like Lyrics Shuffle, and we know
we like whatever other games. I can't remember them. But
we've got probably thirty little board games here in the studio,
(25:08):
and we used to have probably one hundred, and they
just got just kind of mishmashed. The cards from one
would show up in another game, or this one in whatever.
So I took a bunch out to the dumpster about
three years ago and just dumped a big hundreds and
hundreds of dollars worth of board games in the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It's so dumb. You could have brought them to like
Goodwill or something.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Ah, there's a lot of work. Honestly, I didn't want
to do the work. So and they plus they were
all jumbled up. All right? Anything else on the Minnesota Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, all right, Bailey, look your soulmate. They're looking out
the window at you right now. Oh they just they
just turned away.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
They turned away.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
All right, Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails. I want to
hear about soulmates. Do you think that you're assigned a
soulmate or a love of your Do you feel like
you're with the love of your life right now? Some
people are with somebody, but they know that the love
of their life with somebody that they used to be with.
(26:10):
All right, talk about that. Send an email on that
or anything at all. Ryanshow at KDWB dot com. That
is the address, Ryanshow at KDWB dot com, and we'll
see you Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye.
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