MN Goodbye LIVE from the Skyroom!

On today's LIVE MN Goodbye good-bye we read emails, answer audience questions, play "Is it Gay or Not" with Tony, have a rant from Juanita, give away sex toys, and divulge some secrets we've never shared before.  All for a good cause... Christmas Wish!  If you would like to donate go to kdwb.com/wish  :) 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome to the live podcast of the Minnesota Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Give it up for you.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We've got a a we're at capacity here, you guys,
we got a room full of people. We really couldn't
have fit many more people in here without breaking fire code,
and we got to First of all, thank you guys
for coming. I said to the crowd a little while ago,
I said, I'm nervous that it will suck and you'll
go home and tell your friends. Yeah, I went to
this stupid live podcast was stupid. So hopefully we can

(00:32):
entertain you. And I'm gonna guess most of you listen
regularly to the Minnesota Goodbye. Yeah, okay, is anybody here
that has listened once or twice and got dragged along today?
There's okay, I go, there's like one person that got
dragged along today. And then maybe this guy back here,
he's like, which one of you is Tom Bernard? That's

(00:54):
what he's thinking. He thought he was coming to the
half assed morning show podcast. So gotta thank Elliott from
Domino's for providing all the free pizza that and uh,
let me introduce the crowd over here to my left,
six foot six Jenny Luttenberger Jenny Lutenberger.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, that really is my last name and people question
it sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And to her left is five foot six Vontavius Carl
Leek Vontavious Carl Leak.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
What up people?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And to my right is Bailey Jay Hess That Jay
doesn't stand for anything.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yay?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
And who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dave Ryan? Thanks for coming out here, appreciate it. I've
been doing the morning show on Katie, but you'd be
longer than most of you have been alive. So if
there's anybody younger than thirty two, raise your hand. Anybody
younger than thirty two, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, raise your hand, just pretend yes, don't do it,
y'all exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Also, here's some special guests. We have Secretary Breeze over
this dart Lick shirt. Tony has been on a couple
of times. Tony just had mendiscus surgery, any hobbled then
today and then the foulss foulest mouth listener that we
have one need to So we're gonna do some content

(02:16):
with those guys too. What do we do on the
Minnesota Goodbye? We read emails, So let's get started with
a couple of emails. We got a microphone planned in
the middle of the room for you guys to ask
questions before we get started. Anything anybody wants to.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Add, No, I think we just get gone.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, here we go, Here we go.
Question to help with content? How many people total work
at KATIEWB. I'm curious how many it takes to make
the show happen. I assume there are people in sales,
for advertising, office, employees for booking, payroll, et cetera, as
well as just curious because we only see the ones
we hear on the radio. I guess is thirty employees,

(02:49):
unless you fall under a bigger company that has other
radio stations in different cities.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
How many people work at katie will you.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Be Oh God, I didn't want you to throw that
two more and I.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Answer, there's more people in this.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Thank you. There are more people remembering that.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Joe, Yeah, No, that definitely is.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I would say, obviously, you know the staff on the air,
but outside of that, we probably have like twenty salespeople,
and then management is another like ten, but they all
work for different stations.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Also, they were just for k Yeah KO two and
KPE ban and Cities and Cool one O eight and
that type of thing. How small is the local industry
you work in? Do you know most of the other
radio personalities and local newspeople. It seems you're in an
industry everybody knows everybody, so it's harder to move around
within the industry and advance your career by leaving one
place to work in another. And would you be recording

(03:42):
this Saturday event? Yes we will, so, yes, you'll hear that. Yeah,
it is a very incestuous industry. Everybody who's worked at
another radio station at one time has worked here, or
vice versa. For example, we call him Nabisco. You know
who I'm talking about when I say, in Tobisco, he
used to work here for years and years and years.
Then he jumped ship. Then he works at another radio station.

(04:04):
And that's happened quite a bit because usually when you
get you know, let go from one station, or you
leave one station. If you don't want to move to Cincinnati,
you work at another radio station in town.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But it's also just the fact that we do go
to events and we see each other. So, I mean,
Bareley just walked in the fashion show the other day, and.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I know the faces of people or I know
who they are.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
But then I just think, well, they don't know who
I am, so I don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Usually can I know you?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Why don't we call him Nibisco? I'm not I did
not know that. Lord, I'm gonna tell you really quick here,
because he pissed me off. I love him, I love
him like a son, really, I love it, but he
pissed me off because he kind of left without really
you know, he was here for ten years and we
kind of helped build him up and coach him in
that type of thing, and then kind of without warning,

(04:51):
he crossed the street to our competitor, So that motherfucker
does not get does not get the respect of being
called His real name is Adam, and I love him
and we have you know, wings, and we chat once
in a while, and whenever I have a question about sports,
I'll be like, why are they doing kickoffs in the
NFL so differently? So he's he's my buddy, but I
still would punch him in the throat if if he

(05:13):
was here right now. Okay, we have a couple of order.
Is Stephanie Garretty here? Where are you.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Stephanie?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Which one is you?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Stephani? I don't go ahead, stand up. Go ahead and
stand up her pizza. Yes, let me be okay. So
Stephanie is a regular supporter of the show, and you
actually wrote a bunch of trivia questions about the show.
You can sit down now, sit down, thank you, It's okay,
Thank you, Stephanie. We love you. Stephanie says. We've been
listening to Christmas songs recently, and it's interesting the many

(05:47):
songs that have odd, weird or creepy lyrics. Everybody knows
of the Baby is Cold Outside fiasco, but I've been
hearing more and more weird stuff recently. We Wish you
a Merry Christmas had some weird lyrics about figgy pudding.
What is figgy pudding? Why are people wishing me a
merry Christmas? Then ask me me for a dessert I've
never heard of, then demanding it or refusing to leave.

(06:10):
That's a really good question. Santa Claus is coming to town.
He sees me when I'm sleeping, he sees me when
I'm awake. Hold up, excuse me, no, thanks, privacy please.
The song that we all discovered a year or so
ago about the train or bush crash with do you guys.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Know this song? It's awful. It's truly.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do you not anybody here not know this song? Okay,
I'll describe it really quickly here. So it's got kind
of a nineteen sixties kind of a vibe where they're
waiting for daddy to come home for Christmas and they
can't wait and daddy and blah blah blah. They hear
on the radio there's a bus crash. Everybody died. They're like, oh, God,

(06:51):
that's dad's bus, the number sixty four bus.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Dad's dad.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Then they hear on the no, wait he comes home.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
But yeah, he comes home. There's a knock on the door,
and apparently he knocks on his own door. Oh yeah, yeah,
and then he probably lost his keys, and he's like,
I missed the bus.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
And everyone's like.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, even all these other people died, Yeah, Merry Christmas
one and.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
All and I never And then of course we've heard
Christmas Shoes where the little boy's mom is dying, so
instead of going to hang out with her at her bedside,
he goes to fucking Walmart to buy her some shoes.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I don't know what that's all about.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Well, even Santa Claus is coming to town. The first words,
are you better watch out? That doesn't give me joy
at all? You better you better not cry? Pulled it
in right, Suck it up? Pussy what.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Another one Stephanie brings up. She says, the Twelve Days
of Christmas is a ridiculous song. Anytime it comes on,
my husband and I always laugh and joke about the
insanely large amount of birds this person is gifting their
loved one of partridge, geese, hens, turtle, dove, swans. If
she doesn't like birds, this dude's in trouble. At least
he got in some jewelry. Five golden rings. And do

(08:02):
they know it's Christmas? Is a pretty depressing song. I
would think that even if they live in a different country,
they're going to know it's Christmas if they celebrate it.
But what's really weird is they even have a lyric.
It says tonight, thank God it's them instead of you.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Hum.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
That seems weird in a song meant to raise money
to feed people in another country. Those are just a
few I've noticed recently. Thank you, Stephanie, aesome, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
We have a ghost in here. This lie keeps turning
on right, I'm all right with it when it's off.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Should we move to the microphone in questions?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah? Yeah, so we.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Want to do the microphone questions first.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
So if anyone wants to actually just step up to
the microphone, you're welcome to. Otherwise we'll jump to the
box of questions.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, I think while people are working their nerves up,
I know there are people who want to come up
to the microphone and ask a question and you will
be on the podcast and you're going to be a star,
and that's pretty cool. You show it off to your friends.
So go ahead, be the first person to step up
to the microphone. Here comes one right now, soul So no, no,
you go ahead and you're in the front row situation. Yeah, okay,
what's your name and what do you want to ask us?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
My name is Emily.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Okay, and I need an update on the poop pill.
Not not the results, I don't I don't need the results.
But do you have to retrieve the poop pill? And
then do you bring it back for them to reuse?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I've got it right here, he's giving it away.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Thank you for the question.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
So, if you've ever had like belly issues or do
they get a prize? They get a sticker. So you
get a sticker for asking a question, a staff rider sticker.
Thank you, bre so belly issues. They've gone up this way,
they've gone down this way, they've gone I've gone to
the mayo. They can't find anything, and so they keep
telling me if it was really serious, you would be

(09:49):
dead by now. So that's good news. So they had
me swallow a camera pill, which is about the size
of this part of your pinky right there. It's not
hard to swallow. And then you wear a belt with
a little computer thing strapped over like a little you know,
like a little tote bag, and then you wear it
for like eight or ten hours. Then you take the
belt back and then you wait to see whether the

(10:10):
pill passes. And good news, it did.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
It did. Thank you, Thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
I didn't even know that up.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, well, I didn't bring it up, did.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Those are such good questions. So there's a little flashy
light in the pill. Are you sure you want to
hear about this? Yeah, because one day, when you're old
like me, you're gonna have to do this stuff. So
there's a little flashy light in the pill. So I
do my business. I turn the light off and I'm
looking and there's nothing. Nothing nothing. I'm like, okay, nothing.

(10:45):
So then there's like okay, that had to be something.
So I looked and sure enough there it was.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, it around in it with like a stick. I'm
not going to talk about that.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's because it's like the last little bits of cereal
in a bowl. You're just like trying to damn it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
This is it's corn. That's not it. That's corn.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's why.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Hey, real quick, can we start the line this way,
just because we have the camera right there.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't want to Can we do the line this
way and then you'll come here? You're smart, she said,
we did.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
It did not strobe. I thought it would stroke, but
it did not strobe. Okay, very good, thank this isle.
What no you flush it away?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, they don't reuse them. Go ahead, let's do our
here we go. Okay, tell us your name to start right.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm Melissa.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
I love all of you. Thank you for doing this today.
It's my birthday, so I was super good plug for myself.
Turning forty two. Okay, My question is what is something
you can no longer do with your partner or friend
and the story why For example, my partner and I,

(11:53):
for the longest time could not play Settlers of Catan
because I was too competitive. I am happy to announce
I'm in recovery. We can play board games again.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Last week we were running a race Thanksgiving morning. We
got into an argument at mile five, so we may
not be running together anymore. So what activities are off
limits for you and your partner or friend?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
And oh, man, that's tough.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I feel like I can start, But it's based on
what you just said, which is the fact that I
also am too competitive. And I would play cribbage and
I would get physically angry because I was losing and
I was playing someone who played all the time, and
so then I get mad because I'm better at math
than that person, and I was like, why am I
not winning? I should be better than they are, and
then I would lose. So I think that that was it.

(12:39):
We did hit our limit with.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
That one time.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm with you on the games.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
My girlfriend Alyssa and I we can't play categories, that's
our shit.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
But she'll cheat.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
The category will be like things you see on a
bus and the letter is B and she'll just because
she can't think of anything else.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You'll say big boys.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
And she'll think that because it's two letters, two b's accounts.
I'm like, big boy, it's such a stretch, and so
we'll be fight about that and they we'll have to
call our parents and be like, does this count? We
can't play categories anymore.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
I'm a very agreeable person, so I don't get into arguments.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Please, oh please, Dave.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Do you want to say anything about that?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, I will say she has a chip on her shoulder.
I mean, it definitely does. What about on what you
call regular guy? Now, Bailey, is you know seeing a
guy that she calls regular guy because he's pretty pretty regular?

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, not pooping wise, but I don't know yet. We're
not that close. What you want an update on the Okay,
I'll tell a very very quick story. So right now
I am here and the state debate tournament is happening,
and I coach a high school debate team, and I
was telling him about it, and I said, it's very
much like bracket sports. So I sent him the rules

(13:46):
of the sports, and then I sent him the stats
of how my kids were doing so far, and he
made me a spreadsheet where he took all of their wins,
their speaker score so far, and what he thought that
they could do for the rest of the tournament based
on the scores.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So it felt like a proposal.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Are you guys married now?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
So actually I'm married and we're married now. So yeah,
that's my update. That's it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Have you touched but no, no.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Have you touched anything? Just lips like once or twice
with tongue. That doesn't count.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Thank you for the ones on her face, by the way,
the ones on my face. Yes, it's a Minnesota goodbye.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I love this ship. Yeah, I never gets to be
on the pod. What are you doing during the podcast?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Because you're not.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Looking at you guys laughing hilariously and wondering why I
am left out of it.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
He has a single tear record.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
If you've never been in our studio, it's I'm in
a there's like a glass partition that separates us because
I'm in the other room screening phone calls or loading audio.
Sometimes when they're gallivanting and having fun. So there's a
lot of times where Dave Bailey and Dave will be like, oh,
let's do this magic twick and I'll see meet them
over here, and was like yay, and then you'll see
me probably in the background, just.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Like but be happy you don't have to sit through
those all the time. Just kidding. I love your magic trips.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm a good audience, I think.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yes, Okay, next question, step on up to the microphone
here on the live podcast of the Minnesota Goodbye.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
My name is Claire. I love his sweater, Oh thank you?
It actually has a tale.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
My question is if you could bring back any co
host for like a day, like a former one, who
would you bring back?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And why Lena? Just because I vote Lena. I really
liked Lena.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
I've listened since I was five, and Lina was my
favorite because I thought she was like a little cuckoo
banana and I really liked her and I was so
sad when she left.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
So my vote is Lena.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I would say Steve because Steve was the biggest screwball ever.
I mean, he used to call himself Littardi the one
man Party, because his last name was Littart and he
he really was. He was so much fun, just constantly unpredictable, zaney, awful,
bad taste fun and everybody loves Steve.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I mean he was just you know.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
He he was disorganized and forgetful, but he was always fun.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Love Steve, Well, they took some of my faves.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
So I'm going with my girl Fallon because you know,
I love her and her and I became real good
friends throughout our time together.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
I don't have an answer. I started listening to this.
I started listening a month ago. Uh, interned, John, Yeah,
we love it. What the fuck? Come on?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
What the fuck?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
We didn't give the warning to silence.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I'm already not on the podcast now I start talking speaking. No, yeah,
so I can get out.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Of this thing, right, Okay, come on up to the
microphone here and ask another question. Get a staff writer sticker.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
My name is Raina Hi, Raina Hi, Wondering Dave.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
If you will ever tell us what your nephew you
can even cut it out of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Just this intimate room. Oh she knows what happened.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It depends, Okay, So I'll give you as much as
the story as I can here. He was very bullied
in school, and he was, you know, kind of like
the nerdy, wimpy kid. And he didn't have a father,
and the father figure that he had was not the
best person. And so he was very bullied and I
felt so bad for him. Skinny, little wimpy, shy kid,

(17:29):
very shy, and so he got bullied. And so there
was a girl that felt sorry for him, and so
he thought because she was nice to him, that that
must be his girlfriend. So he didn't understand that was
just a girl that was being nice to him. So
the mother tried to intervene. The girl's mother said, no,

(17:51):
leave her alone. She's not interested in you that way.
So he thought the mother was trying to come between
the two of him, my nephew and his girlfriend, which
was not his girlfriend. And then things just got they
escalated and they were awful. But what they wanted him
to do was they wanted him to confess, and he said,

(18:12):
I didn't do it. These other guys did it to
set me up, so he would not confess. And the
judge said, okay, if you don't confess, we're going to
throw you in prison for one hundred and eighteen years.
That'll make you confess. And my nephew said no, And
so recently he's been on parole hearings or whatever, and
they said, if you confess, we'll let you out within

(18:32):
a year, and he said, I'm not going to confess
to something I didn't do. So that's as much as
I really want to say. But it's just sad. He's
had just a shit life and he got beat up
by another inmate a couple of weeks ago, broke his
like orbital and ribs and that.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Type of thing.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
So so we've tried to Merry Christmas. Everybody, Merry Christmas.
So yeah, if your phone didn't want to go off, now,
did it?

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
The fuck?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
The fuck.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
So that's the story. All right, next question, come on over.
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (19:05):
I'm Sarah, and I do have a lighter hearted question.
Although that was really interesting, Thank you for sharing that.
I was just wondering if each of you have, like
Christmas or a holiday food tradition that reminds you of
your childhood, like something that you can't miss each Christmas,
or that if you think of it, if it pops
in your head, it reminds you of your parents or

(19:26):
your grandparents or something like that.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Minor Christmas cards. I still do Christmas cards because Mom
would write out her Christmas cards like in September and
the family would give her a hard time. Is like
we got your Christmas cards by like the middle of October.
So I still do Christmas cards. I do about fifty
every year, and I love doing them.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I only see my dad's side of the family on
Christmas Eve, and once I was of age to drink,
which is actually ten years old in Wisconsin, I started
drinking brandy slushies with them because my cousin would make them.
It's the only time I have a brandy slushy, And
if I ever had somewhere else, I'd probably be like,
I can, it's not Christmas Eve at the Lutenberger's, So
that's mine.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Before I lived with Alyssa, we Puerto Rican food because
my grandma. The only time they would do like things
like coquito, which is eggnog but with coconut and it's
like a Puerto Rican thing. The only time I'd get
stuff like that or the rice would be Christmas or
Thanksgiving holidays. But now Alyssa lives with me and she
cooks that shit all the time. So but yeah, having
coquito and the one word I know to saying Spanish,

(20:26):
she chat on.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
All that stuff.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Man, I don't really have like a food necessarily are
like Christmas is essentially just Thanksgiving but with ham instead.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
But everything else is the same.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
But a tradition that I just think is funny is
that my mom got to the point where we were
growing up and we would have a stalking every year,
and then once we got to be like high school
college age, she was like, I don't even want to
put this stuff in the stockings anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
So she just gives us the Walmart.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Bag with toothpaste and like band aids. It's always got
toothpaste band aids in it, and then like a toothbrush,
like toilet trees, and she'll be like, this is from Sanna,
and it's just like now it's a bit like, oh,
where's the.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Walmart bag with the toilet trees in it? So that's
Christmas to me.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Ah, that is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Okay, this is not on the script, but we do
have this big box of adult toys over here. Hands
are going up. So the way this happened, explain how
we got a big bag of adult toys?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh, bailly the name, Yes, Melissa is her name, and
Melissa call in.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I'm almost positive it was no phone screen on Friday.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I might be wrong, but basically she reviews sex toys
for a job and she gets paid and so she
gets all these sex toys. They are not used, they
have been opened, they are not used. But she's like,
I have all these sex toys. W We're like, give
it to your friends. She's like, my friends don't want anymore?
Can I drop them off for you guys. Bailly and
I were like, hell yeah, send.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Them out over and we do. Like she was serious,
so she did.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
She brought you can see them over here. There's two
big bags.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
We've already given some away, but that's how we have
acquired a ton of sex toys.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
And it is a collection.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
There are every gender sex toys and there's also like
random things that you can put on, like little not outfits,
but like a strap on that's yeah, things like that.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Dave's already claimed two of them, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Sorry, So who wants to be the first one to
reach in pink sweater?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Pink sweater?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, come on, waste but no time?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay, yeah, wasted no time? Okay, run run Bailey up here. Bailey,
do you remember when we went now? Says to grab
those and we're just confused because we didn't know they
were these big ass tote bags.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
We thought you'd have like a small bundle.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, like a Walmart huge topeg reach in, dig deep,
whatever bag you want to get. I don't know what
any of them are. Some of the shape of the
package might give them away. And she's reaching in huge
and we'll hold it up here in a second. She's looking,
she's reaching for something. Come over here in the middle
of the room.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
If you campy one, I think I know that's a
favorite one.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Is it for a guy?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, that's for that's for someone with male parts.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
I will describe it to you. Yeah, open it up yet, baby,
pull it out?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Oh I hate this one?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
What is it? Je?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
If you will to go ahead and get on the
microphone and tell us your what you found there?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
What is it? What is your name?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Ask?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
And what did you find? Megan?

Speaker 7 (23:26):
I found some boobs and uh say it a vagina?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, and it's about the size of it's about the
size of a like a big, a big sandwich at.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Subway baked potato. Got the size of baked potato.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Yeah, Okay, we don't want press not big crows not necessary.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
What are you gonna do with that?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I don't know? Gift?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Enjoy that who wants who wants to do the next?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
One? Black sweater? Right here? Black sweater?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Eant gift right there? That to the company party.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
She is making her way to the big giant bag
of adult toys. You never know what you're gonna get,
so reach in. You don't really know what's in the boxes,
but maybe by the shape of the box you might
be able to tell something. And she's looking and she's
pulled out something. She's fishing. Take your time. You've got
the building until seven.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Now it's a female, all right, you.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Get a black box. It's about the size. Can get
it both sides of a subway sandwich?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Is it for a woman? This time? She's modest.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
What's your name? I'm erin.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Okay, Oh oh, it's a suction cup.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Turn her out. Let everybody see it, Aaron, Let everybody
let herbody see it.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
There you go, Yeah that she might light up?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, hold it?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Hold it?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Is there batteries in it? If there's not, no, I
think yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
At the can you show the camera? Where's the camera?
Where's the Yeah, show the camera. Get a picture of
that for the website. Somebody get a picture and post
a post. Sorry, thank you?

Speaker 13 (25:06):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I get a picture of on you get a picture
of that? Is this good stuff? Thank you, brave, thank
you enjoying yourself. All right, next question from the crowd,
come on over here from the crowd.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
The question is gonna be can I dig in the bag? Hi?
Am Megan? Can I dig in the bag?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
You can lift that mic? So if you need that's okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
What's the biggest on air mistake or behind the scenes
emergency you've had that Listeners have no clue happened?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Dave not cutting off Bailey's mic like two days ago?
Oh that was hot. Yeah, that did happen.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, but luckily she was just talking about spaghettighetti. So
it wasn't too awful. Oh man, that's a tough one
because I feel like we've talked about all our mistakes
that we've screwed up.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Fortunately there hasn't been anything monumental. I did say the
F word maybe, Okay, just a quick history lesson. When
Janet Jackson did nipplegate, you know what I'm talking about.
The FC really really came down on every broadcaster and
said no more vulgarity, nothing. And so they said, if

(26:08):
you say a bad word on the radio, you will
get fired, and if your boss tries to defend you,
your boss will get fired. And there was a guy
who was out of the Minnesota State Fair and he
thought he was on KTB to be through no fault
of his own. He was live on Cities ninety seven.
What the fuck is this? Oh, this fucking thing doesn't work?
What the fuck? He got fired even though it wasn't
his fault, and we couldn't defend him because then we

(26:30):
would have gotten fired too. So I was getting spanked
by Corey Foley. I don't remember why, and I said,
ah fuck, and they, they the powers that be, pretended
that it never happened. Smart so not fair that I
didn't get fired and he did.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah. So other than that, I really don't think there's
a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I don't think Bailey and Vaughan have either of you
sworn on airon accident, because I have.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I definitely said a sports phrase. I wasn't supposed to say, well, yeah, bet.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
You can talk about that. It's very interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well it was, oh, I said, can I say it here?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Actually say careful.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know when you drop a football and it goes
what's that called cool? Then what is that rhyme with?

Speaker 7 (27:15):
And that's what I said, And I said, let's get Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I didn't know what you're going on.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
The person who owns that phrase polices it a lot,
does it. Who doesn't understand what the phrase is, who
doesn't understand what the phrase is, so don't don't, don't
say it? Yeah, but he owns that phrase and polices
it so hard because that's his baby. I mean, that's it.
And you've heard him say it before, you know exactly
what I'm talking about. If you don't see me after

(27:40):
the show and bull and I'll do that what it is.
I think it's time now for Tony to play Gag
or not Tony.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
To baby here, come sit by, come sit here?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh yes, in between lovers.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
We warmed it up for you, baby, I fell you liar. Uh,
you're you're sure?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
We'll share one. Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
So Tony is he's frequently on the show more during
the regular show, but we wanted to come in because
we want to play a game called gay or not.
So we will read you a scenario and then you
will tell us whether it's gay or not.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Sure, I'm okay, guess.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Also, I just have to say, I am proud of
all the straight men that came to this today. I
see all of you, and you in the back. You're gorgeous,
so you better settle down. He's looking at who. Yeah,
you mester, you'r hot. So glad you're here.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
He's looking.

Speaker 11 (28:28):
He still doesn't understand what's going on right now, but
I'm glad you're here a straight man anyway, Dave, let's do.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It things about kay? All right, I have a gay friend.
His name is kurt Is. I have a gay friend.
I call him Lover. So whatever I text him or
see him, I say, hey, Lover, how are you Lover?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Is that gay or not?

Speaker 11 (28:45):
You texting your friend? Hay, Lover, it's a little gay,
I would say. It's like kind of by curious, Like
Dave is like about to put a pinky in his
butthole just to try it. I think that's what we're
at with that one, Like let me try it, just
a little gig little.

Speaker 14 (28:59):
Slip in the shower and he's like, how would this?
And then it falls in and he's like, I'm just
gonna let fall in. It's gonna fall while he's next
to this ship.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
So I don't curious so curious. We have some more
that Jenny is gonna read to you.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Okay, Bonn, do you want to give Tony for this one?

Speaker 11 (29:19):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Okay, how about this one, Tony, I watch a lot
of gay porn. Is that gay?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (29:25):
So first let's talk about this. I know, please raise
your hand. Probably nobody's gonna do it straight women that
watch gay porn, pope.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Look at this. Yeah, this is wild. I'm not watching women.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
No, you sorry, I'm so sorry, Like vagina is so
gross to me.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I cannot do it.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Like, there's no way in hell I am watching that.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
No way in hell, No way in hell.

Speaker 11 (29:51):
I'm sorry you're not watching. No, I mean, I just
like get out of the moment. Like if I see
a straight couple like having sex and porn and I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Just like, you know, just do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it. So it is it gay?

Speaker 5 (30:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, it's not, it's not gay.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Look at this.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Every look at people are saying, no way in hell.
All right, this dude especially, I'm just joking this guy.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
All right, how about this one? I love Chapel Roon
Lady Gaga and share.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, it depends on who's asking is day. It's a
guy situations that.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
Is that is gay. I will say, I mean, I
mean right like that has to be. Those are gay icons.
I mean you have to be gay listening to Chapel.
That dude in the back is not listening to Chapel.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Look at him.

Speaker 15 (30:42):
No, no way in hell. He's not like Pink Pony Club.
That's my jam.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But no, no, okay, but from.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
From another guy says, I watch guys form at the
gym when they squat.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Okay, So no, I don't think that's gay. I think
the dudes just looking at each other.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Just hang in.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
You know, we're fine with this, We're close. I think
dudes work out for each other anyway. They're like, yeah,
look at much eye can lift, and so they're in there.
So I think dudes looking at each other in the
gym is not gay.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
For those who are just listening to this and didn't
get to watch this, Tony just gave vant a little
smooch on the forehead. And I just want to also
acknowledge that Tony's husband is in the crowd. Sorry, hi, Jason,
there is all right.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Here's another one.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Tony, Yeah, fourteen years over there. He's a good guy.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, Tony, is it gay to administer a suppository?

Speaker 11 (31:38):
Okay, so leather man, so let me tell you what happened. No,
Dave did this before you guys came in, so it's
not that's a lie.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
That didn't happen. That was just a lie.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
No, that's not gay. So I just had surgery on
my knee. That's why I'm hobbling, and I haven't pooped
in like three days. So maybe I need some help
from a straight guy friend.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
And he's just like a straight guy friend.

Speaker 11 (31:57):
Yeah, just like dup, here you go, just like, let
me put it in there quick. It's a helping hand.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Helping hands.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
What if it develops into fisting all of a sudden,
you find yourself.

Speaker 11 (32:09):
Never want a fisting accident. So if the whole fist
gets in, yeah, that's gay.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
That's that's gay. But like a couple of fingers, that's
not gay. By curious, remember the whole fucking fist.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
If I see a guy coworker walking around the office
and I look at his button and say, I wonder
if mine is that small?

Speaker 15 (32:31):
Is that gay? Yes, that's gay. You're this dude is
not looking at another guy's but.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Looks no, No, he is not.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
No, neither is him.

Speaker 11 (32:45):
Maybe that guy in the black hat maybe a little bit.
See see, I bet his name is Steven.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (32:51):
What's your name? Yeah, your name Nate. Okay, he's straight,
never mind, he is straight. He's straight straight.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
More alright, he barely wanted to contribute this one. Okay.
He wears Hawaiian shirts.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (33:07):
First of all, let's okay, So there's two ways to
look at this. Yes, us gay men wear a lot
of Hawaiian shirts. Yes, but like day's version of a
Hawaiian shirt that's straight. So it's not a call out
of you. It's just like you're wearing like Tommy Bahama.
That's fine, that's straight. But us, like gays, that were
our type of fashionable Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm sorry, that's gay.

Speaker 11 (33:32):
The muscle, you know, Yeah, like that's gay and exactly
it's fair. It's very toy, got it. Yeah, So that's
that's where that lines up on that one. Yeah, write
it down. Please, thank you very much, Tony. While you're
hobbling off, please be careful. Help him off the step there.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
They're holding hands.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
He still has his hospital socks on it.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
By the way, let's do another question from the crowd.
Some people have been waiting here. We love questions from
the crowd. Out emails are fine, but why read emails
when we've got you.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You are Janelle.

Speaker 13 (34:04):
Hi, Janelle, I'm staff writer, Janelle.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
I was just wondering if when you were little, did
you always want to work on the radio or what
was your job, like, what did you want to be?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Dream?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Cool, when I wanted when I was young, I wanted
to be an author for the longest time, and I
used to be the really like dorky kid in school
that would write in a binder and then like carry
it around with me and be like, yes, I'm actually
almost published author.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So that was me. And then after that, like I thought,
I liked working.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
Before I worked here, I worked in education like adjacent,
so I didn't work like in a school, but I
worked in education and I really really liked it and
it was really fun.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
So if I wasn't doing this, i'd be doing that.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
I was. It was never a dream to be on
the radio. But I do like to chat, so chat
and goss uh. So that that's why I think it's
fun and it's weird that I'm here sometimes, but I'm
thankful David.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Okay, very funny.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I didn't know what I wanted to do until I
was probably about eleventh grade, and then I hyper focused
on radio nothing else. I never had any question. I
was ignorant. I didn't know that I would not make
it or would. I just hyper focused and there was
never anything else that I wanted to do, so that
was it. I didn't have a backup plan. If I
wasn't in radio or good at radio, I don't know,

(35:33):
I'd be delivering packages to your front door, which is
a respectable career.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
There was nothing else I wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I was going to be a spice girl, and then
I found out that I couldn't sing, so to switch
my dream. And then I thought I was going to
be Samantha from Sex in the City, which seemed like
a lot of fun, just like going to like extravagant parties,
working in PR banging a bunch of young, hot guys.
And then I also realized I didn't like PR and
that's not actually how it really is.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
So I kind of are like that to me though,
like you are.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Guys, I'm by the way, yeah, but no, yeah, I
got into radio basically because I found an internship randomly
on Twitter in college and then I fell in love
with it, so it worked out from there.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
When I was young young, I wanted to be a teacher.
I knew that, and at some point I wanted to
be a waiter. Was a waiter at ihop for two months,
hated it. I spilled the water on a customer. Uh,
and then I think, like starting tenth grade, which was
what two years ago, I knew I wanted to do
like entertainment.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I loved film. That's what I thought I was gonna do.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Then I went to college and fell in love with radio,
and I did radio all throughout my time there and
just chased that dream and then eventually brought me to Minnesota.
And I love like late night TV that Jimmy Fallons,
the Conan's. They do games, they do interviewing people, they
talk about bullshit, and that's pretty much what.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
We do here.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Yeah, and Viom really likes radio, not like talks about
it all the timesapnoying.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Dave and I will gossip about like others in the industry,
be like, oh did you hear this person went to
this station and.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Also there and go like uh huh huh whoa yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
True, all right, let's do another question. Who's up next
to do another question and get a staff writer sticker Diane.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
Diane, I want to know what is the most embarrassing
or one of the most embarrassing things that's happened to
you each while you were on air?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
On air, I know.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
It wasn't necessarily embarrassing. It was maybe two months of
me being on this show. I don't even think I
was officially on the show yet, and I think Dave
and Jenny asked me to explain the the Drake, Kendrick,
Beef and Loki. I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
You he'll understand, like I.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Kind of did, but I didn't, but I didn't want to.
It's a point. So I was like, Okay, I'll come
up with something. And because Dave is a fucking superhero,
he saved the way that I did it, and he
made it funny after the fact. But I, yeah, it
was probably embarrassing for me because I was like, I
don't know what the fuck's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
But that was also my most embarrassing moment. Yeah, I don't,
I don't have anything. I really I think that I've
done this for so long that nothing's really embarrassing anymore.
And if it's embarrassing, then it's kind of funny. So
I don't really have anything.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Oh I don't yu pot. That's what someone just said.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Oh oh the beat ball crock pot.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah that was Yeah, that was more just humiliating.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I mean, there's definitely a bit that I've absolutely fucking
failed at and I've been like, God, please don't put
that in the podcast.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Literally delete that out.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
But I don't know, embarrassing you kind of have to
get over it at some point and realize you're gonna
like be a fuck up sometimes when you work in radio,
I like.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Never get embarrassed because my mom like trained me and
my sister like, if you do something that's embarrassing, you
kind of go hah at the end and then and
then it's not embarrassing anymore. So pretty much, if I
do something and it's awkward, I'll just be like and.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
I meant to, but you don't like, uh, when we
do prank calls, oh, I hate holy cries.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
I cried the first time that I was in the
room that we had to do prank calls because I
knew it was No, it's not dram she was.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Having like a panic. It's like, I'm calling you out.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I like went over to give her a hug because
vont and Day were like, what's wrong with her?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
And I'm like like, it's okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
That was embarrassing. Thankfully you brought that up, because that
was super embarrassing. I was hot and I felt like
I was gonna put my pants.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah. I could tell you were having a little and
you were.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Like what, It's just like, this is these people's lives,
you guys.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
And then after the fact that Dave was like, all right,
we won't make you do it again.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
We were like just try it, just try it, and
he's like, all right, I'll do it. Calling my mom
and is like the Hello game and I call my
mom and I'm like, she's gonna think I'm ill. I
think I've hurt.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
All right, let's do one more question that we'll go
to the box of questions. Yes we have here.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Also step on up to the microphone, and you are.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
Frequently and Dave, you never pronounced my name right?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Never, Never have you pronounced my name right. Wanted to
ask why.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
It's not spelled the way that my mind interprets it.
So it's spelled s h E R e A S.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I've seen it a million times, and every time and
I see it, I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Might I get a mental block? And I say Sherris or.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Sure share, yeah, justice for sure, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Does anyone in the room remember the time when we
were talking about Colin Kaepernick a lot and he'd always.

Speaker 16 (40:15):
Call him Colon, Colon Colon and we'd be like, Dave,
it's fucking Colin whose name is Colon? And he's like,
I just can't I can't remember it, you guys, Colin.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yes, yes, I get those two mixed ups. So sorry,
let's do one more over here standing in line and
getting his staff writer sticker approaching the microphone at the
live podcast is Mandy.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
Thanks for having us.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
This is awesome.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
I think I had an idea for a bit for
you guys, So instead of doing Dave's Wheel of girlfriends,
you should do Dave's wheel of previous co hosts and
then he can tell them fun fact about somebody that stories.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I'll write it down.

Speaker 10 (40:58):
My real question for you, Dave is before Christmas, it
was a big week because it was Brentley's birthday and
you weren't sure if you're going to text him. And
then that same week you had the guys from with
the Coats coming to visit you.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
So it wasn't sure if you had an update from
Bradley the Coats guy from.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Out of town, your bosses from out of town that
wore suit coats.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
You said, oh, oh the suits, Oh okay, yeah, yeah.
So one of the big bosses came in to town.
And every time they say we're coming into town, he
wants to meet with you. You never know what it's
going to be about. But it was fine. It was
no big deal. It was about, you know, my future
here with the iHeart Company, and so it's all good.

(41:39):
The ones that make us the most nervous are when
Rich yes, We'll send us a text at like eight
thirty in the morning and say hey, after the show,
can you pop in and talk to me for a minute,
And then for the next hour and a half. You
get these where you work too. I'm sure where your
boss will say, hey, yeah, can you come by at
about one o'clock I need to talk to you about something,
And so for the next four hours you're you know,

(41:59):
like what what? And it's usually like, do you have
any advice on raising a puppy? Like something stupid? Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. It's usually did you say
that it's it's and then you and then you say, Rich,
your mother? Why didn't you tell me? So I wouldn't
worry about it. But I think that boss is like
to wield that over your head sometimes and think.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
About Rich, God bless his soul.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
I love Rich, but he Rich could text us I
love you, but Rich will text with the period at
the end, and you'll be well, does he really love you?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
With the fact, And I'm always worried what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah? True, let's dive into the box of questions and
see what we have.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I think we rapid fire through these because we got
quite a few. So this comes from Nicole. I'm recently
divorced and trying to get confidence to do things by myself.
Do you ever go to dinner, et cetera. By yourself?
And how do you get the confidence.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You have to? Yes?

Speaker 7 (42:44):
I go to everything by myself all the time, and
there's other people there who are also by yourself. And
the good thing about going alone is, especially if you
go to like a movie, theater or show or whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
You get the best seat because.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Everyone's Minnesotan and they leave one extra seat in between
them and someone else, so you always get the best seat.
You never have to account for anyone else's time. You
go to the bathroom whenever you want.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's dope.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Do stuff alone, and as somebody that lived here for
three hundred and sixty five days by himself, you don't
feel the pressure of like, Okay, is she getting tired
of being here?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Maybe we should go home.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
You do everything the fuck you want on your Yeah,
it's so convenient for you, like, oh, well, I have
nowhere to be and nobody's home waiting for me, so I.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Can stay here for another two hours. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
And you get the confidence by realizing that everyone's in
their own world and nobody's paying attention to you.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
No one cares about you.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Okay, this comes from your mom.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Uh would you rather never wash your hands or never
brush your teeth again?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Well?

Speaker 6 (43:33):
I don't brush my teeth, so that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
That's a joke.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
I would rather never wash my hands again, because then
what is it I could get immunity?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Isn't that how that works? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
But then what if you get like jalapeno seeds underneath
your fingernails and then you scratch your face and your
face starts breaking.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Out, and stop beating jalapenos.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
It'll be hard, but I would I would go not
washing my hands. I hate morning breath. I hate my
own morning breath. I hate when my girlfriend turns to
me and starts talking to me. I'd be like, please
go brush your teeth. Yeah, I'd never washed my hands.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I would definitely choose brushing my teeth over washing my hands.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Yeah. Same.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
All right, this comes from Tiffany. What non current shows
do you always recommend to people? Mine are Shit's Creek
and Breaking Bad. Dave's like the king of loving Older.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Well, I'm not loving No, Breaking Bad definitely. I mean
you haven't watched Breaking Bad. It's so compelling. I mean,
my wife is not their demo at all, and she
loved Breaking Bad.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
So I would say Breaking Bad. If I gonna give
one answer.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, change the Virgin.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
I don't know why, but it's such a good random telenovela.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Marvelous Missus masl and Fleabag best two television shows of
all time.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Flea Bag was really good.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah, and I like Younger.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
It's very corny, but I think it's on Netflix now, right, yeah, okay, good, all.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Right, this comes from alexis t Have you ever wanted
to quit?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
And why.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Alexis icy one.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I can go absolutely, but that's because you all have
heard it. We've had like staff cuts throughout years, and
there have been time times where I have been so
overwhelmed that I felt like I could never leave work
at work, and then I brought it home and I
was constantly stressed.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
So yes, uh yeah, sure, there's I mean usually we
all get frustrated by something like, you know, something that's
not going your.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Way or whatever. It's like, but I'm just gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
And I remember, like early here, like back in the nineties,
something was going on and said I'm just gonna quit
and leave. Allsick had to talk me out of it,
so I don't remember what it was about. But yeah,
I think it's a pretty common thing.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
No for me, obviously, I'm still new, but in my
brain I think there's been worst jobs that I've had
before this one. And I never have a bad day,
just a bad moment in a day. So no retweet retweet.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Right, We'll do one more and then we'll change gears.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Okay, I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing this wrong. It's either
shar or share char tar shark got it?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Eh?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Did we ever find out what happened to Nick the Stoner?
Dave you want to take that?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
I never heard from him? Again? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Does anybody not know who Nick the Stoner is? Everybody
knows you, Nick the Stone No, we never heard. I
don't know. I still think that that was like, it
was too perfect. It was I think they set it up,
they were punking us. But every time I hear it,
I still laugh at If you haven't watched the puppet Theater?
Has anybody not seen the puppet raise your hand? Have
you seen the puppet theater of Nick the Stoner? It's

(46:18):
worth it. Go on YouTube and look up the puppet
theater Nick the Stoner because it's hysterical. Welcome to the microphone,
juan Nita Wida, come on up here. It's time for
one's rant. One Eita rants on the Minnesota Goodbye once
a week or so. And the great thing is, you know,
you get to swear all you want to on the
Minnesota Goodbye. And also here Juanita welcome.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Oh yeah, you turn the whole thing around. Turned the
whole thing. That's my girl. There you go.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
All right, did you push all the damn button? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Yeah, he's not a charge today, so everything works.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Jared Jared in the back.

Speaker 17 (47:06):
All right, So this rent is about from Thanksgiving, and
as you know, my hood red ass family was in.
So I've had I have some family members and they
like to smoke weed. That's fine, but they know that
I don't allow that in my holme. So every once
in a while they were like, okay, cuz I'm finna

(47:29):
go outside because we'll be outside for a little while.
Because we're gonna go outside now. At the time, I
didn't pay attention. I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
These fuckers are outside on my front front porch.

Speaker 17 (47:42):
So now, okay, Now Karen's outside walking her damn dog.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
So what what is she gonna see? Now? She's finna
go and tell all the neighbors.

Speaker 17 (47:50):
Okay, Snoop dogg and Tupac is outside smoking weed.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
She's benna, go tell all the neighbors.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Now.

Speaker 17 (47:56):
She don't know that Tupac been dead for fucking twenty years.
She don't know that, but she feel to go tell
everybody else that Snoop Dogg and Tupac was outside smoking weed.
We the only black people in my neighborhood, so we
have an image to maintain.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
You know, we keep our lawn, you know, trim when
we come on the block.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
We turn our music down when we on the summer time,
we sit out on the porch.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
We don't sit out on the porch with Mitch.

Speaker 17 (48:22):
Matt chairs and drinking our forties in the brown pin bag.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
We poured in a wine glass like everybody else. So
we have an image to maintain. We can't beat you.

Speaker 17 (48:33):
Can't be sitting out on the porch smoking weed, taking
black ass on the back, but can't nobody see you.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I'll be smoking weed on my front porch. Don't do that.
They're on my rant.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yeah yeah, why Nita?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
All right, before we move on, can I just shout
out everybody that's watching on our Facebook and our YouTube
live stream because there's people in the comments. If you
guys have questions too. We'll probably do another round of
questions at some point. Yeah, So if you guys have
questions on the live stream, free to throw them in
there and I'll be checking that actively.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Nice, I think what we're gonna do next is Stephanie
has a bunch of quiz questions that you wrote up
about the morning show. Now, if you know the answer
to this question, you just simply raise your hand and
then we will will hear you shout out the answer,
and then you'll have a choice of the sex bag
over here, sex bag or aren't there a bunch of
T shirts and things like that over here? With secondary

(49:22):
bree Okay, let's see. Raise your hand if you can
answer this question. Thanks Stephanie. Who on the show has
a resting heart rate close to fifty beats per minute.
Hand in the back first, one up right there? Yes you,
Jenny is correct. Yes, I'm coming up. Sex bag, sex
bag or T shirt? Here we go those things.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
You're crazy?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Sex bag? Now if you do, you're going to the
sex bag. Okay, good, getting seven.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
You're not crazy. You just love to listen to us.

Speaker 13 (49:51):
Is here?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Here's natural nice girls out that way.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
All right, we won't watch to make sure to see
what you get. We'll just keep moving along. Here. Who
on the show dresses like Miss Frizzle on Magic School Bus?
Your hand went up first? Yes you, yes you, that's Bailey. Okay,
normal outfit po sex bag or everybody's going right to
the sex bag, Billy.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Those are just listening.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
And Bailey has literally poke dots on every part of
her body right now, minus my shirt, her dress, her leggings,
her tight This is a look, all right, miss Frizzle.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Uh, next one, Let's see what we got here. What
is Jenny's camper van's name with the glasses in the
hand up?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yes, b is correct? Yes, sure, We'll do another one here.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Who on the show was pulled over by the police
with their guns drawn thinking they were the leader of
a Porsche gang.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I think in the KATMV shirt yep, with the glasses.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
That it is Dave.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
Yeah, yeah, come on up.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay. A couple of more here. Who on the show
has a relative who had a lobotomy? Anybody know pink sweater?
No incorrect, I'm sorry, yes, pink hat Bailey?

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Yes me?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh, okay. Was with my uncle Jim when he was little.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
He was just an old, regular guy, and then he
started going blind and so his parents were like, we're panicked.
So they essentially they were trying to fix his blindness,
and they essentially gave him a lobotomy, and then he
was like not great for the rest of his life.
And then he was blind as well because they didn't
fix the blindness. And then he got gang green in
his leg and he couldn't communicate it because he's been lobottomized,

(51:45):
and then they had to take off his leg.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Life.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's wild.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
He was dope though, because he would only say like
hot titties, and so he just smoke all day, drink
beer and then he'd be like, Hi, uncle Jim, he
go ha titties.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I loved him.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
He was okay, all right, I love that one. All right.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Who on the show is insanely bothered by the sound
of someone eating, slurping or chewing.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yes, yeah, your Bailey is the queen of slurp.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
And I love her.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I just have big, luscious lips. She does for the shirts.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Oh yeah, shirt, I have enough sex.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yes, I don't know where they're going. All right, next question,
raise your hand. We can say who fell into a manhole? Okay,
if you've already won once, then let's Pink Sweater. Put
your hand down. You've won one of everything. Right in
front of Pink Sweater. What's your name and what's the answer.
Donna fell into a hole. Does anybody not know the story?
Raise your hand if you don't know the story, that

(52:49):
everybody knows the story. My sister texted me one time
and said, David, I fell into a manhole.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I don't know how the manhole.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I don't I'm thinking like a road Runner cartoon by
I don't know. I think she just stumbled into one.
Next one, what is Bailey's mother's name in the glasses
right there? Yes you Mamaranda, he shout aut Mamranda Sex.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Oh this is a hard one.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
If you know this one, I'm going to give you
sex bag and T shirt.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Uh. In what country did my boy Kerson accidentally leave
his baby blanket, losing it forever? Yes, in the red
ugly Sarah Christmas suit. Yes, China, Yes, correct ya. He
had a baby blanket from like infancy, and he took
it everywhere, camping, college, vacation, wherever he went. And he

(53:43):
was on tour with love and he left it in
a hotel room in China and we tried to call,
and you know, the language barrier, So we lost this
twenty four year old baby blanket. It was tragic. So
all right, let's move on. Do you want to do some
more questions out there.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, we're gonna have to wrap up soon here, but yes,
we'll do We'll speed round through these again. Okay, Emma says,
what is the most annoying thing you are mandated to
do by corporate?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
These fucking trainings? Yes, yeah, I would say.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
We have to take a lot of quizzes and training
to make sure that we're in compliance with FCC regulations.
So and you can't skip through them. You have to
watch all of them. You probably have to take these
at your work too, possibly and they're boring. And the
end they give you a little quiz to make sure
you're paying attention. And we get them once every two months.
It takes about an hour or so. And I'll tell
you one thing that I just hate doing, and I'll

(54:35):
admit it to you guys. Every day we have to
post something on social media that's like listen tomorrow, hey
tomorrow on the show War of the Roses at seven
thirty five, and we got to post it on the
different social It takes three minutes to do. But it's
just a pain in the ass. I don't think any
of us love to do it. And it's just the
one part of our job that's just no fun to do.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
All right, this says I don't know if their name
is All, but it's says All.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Who's the do she is? Celebrity you met?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
And why hey go for Jordan Knite New Kids on
the Block along with Donnie Wahlberg New Kids on the Block.
They did a return concert at Mall of America and
they were both just very rude and arrogant, and I thought, man,
you should be really happy that your fans want to
see you after twenty years or whatever.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
But they were just very arrogant and rude.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
And we had to put the show on hold for
about forty five minutes because Jordan didn't have cuff links
and he wanted cuff links or his wardrobe and we
said we can make some for you out of paper clips,
and he's like, ugh, paper clips nah.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
So we had to go down to.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Sears back when Sears was a thing, to their tuxedo
department and take a couple of cuff links out of there.
So Jan Knight, Donnie Wahlberg, thank you very much. Anybody else?

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Does anybody know who Bozzi is? Okay?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Only a few people write exactly which means he shouldn't
be a cocky little bitch. And he was at jingle
Ball and I was supposed to interview him, and he
was like, I don't want to do the interview, and
so I didn't get to interview him because he thought
he was too good.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
So that's mine.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
I don't have an answer, don't you celebrities of the
few artists that I've interviewed have been nothing but kind.

Speaker 13 (56:08):
Yeah, and I don't know anyone. So Dave Ryan retweet,
all right, one, which of you has the most Christmas spirit?
Vont Yeah, it's I love you, baby. I wish I
could fart peppermint in the month of December.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Okay, Patty Seawold says, what was your welcome to adulthood moment?
It's a good question, Patty. Probably when I had to
learn how to schedule a doctor appointment.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I was like, what the fuck is?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Yes? Bro, this is so hard. Did my mom do
this my whole life?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Learning how to do benefits when we sign up for benefits,
like I'm sure a lot of you do having to
do that, and I called my mom. I was in
a room over here, and I was like I don't
know anything about like deduct the bulls and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Insurance is such a scam, yea.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Mine was like having to pay back my student loans,
like their first payment. They were like, you missed a payment.
I was like, on what they're like loans like loans
for what I had? Like, no idea, I have to
pay for that?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So now they're almost paid off?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Mine was paying car insurance. It's not that it's not
interesting at all. Let's try one more and hope that
we end on a fun note here and not something
about death or cancer.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Can what we have here? This will be the.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Last arabageing hold on, No, sorry, guys, really great question,
A little more upbeat no to that?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
All right?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Well, do we want to do you a really crazy
not super exciting but not depressing one.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Sure, whatever you got.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
What's your favorite sandwich? And this comes from Tim? Thanks Tim?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Thanks Tim? Great question.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Oh Bailey's gonna go on for five hours?

Speaker 7 (57:52):
No, okay, the best one is when you toast the
bread and you put on peanut butter and slices of banana.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Uh, that's the best sand It's so good.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I gotta say a ruben. That's all I've got. It's
a Ruben with extra thousand Island Wrestling.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
I love a PB and.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
J Well, I could do a PB and Jay. I'm
an old man. I love me a tuna hogi with
vanilla cream soda. I don't know what's which, huh on.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The sandwich ars is hile? It depends on the day. Oh okay,
sometimes I'll know.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
All right, all right, well that I gotta tell you,
this has been so fun to look out and actually
see because you know, we are on the radio, we
don't see people. We're not you know, Jason Matheson, we
don't see people. So this has been really cool. And
most of you look like you had a good time,
so we we appreciate that. Yes, give it up for
you who hang out for a while. We got a

(58:46):
lot of leftover pizza, so we're gonna send most of
you home with a pizza, so enjoy that. We probably
want to get rid of some of the sex toys.
Oh and if anybody wants a copy of my children's book,
which I have up here, Little Dave's Amazing Day. It
is a great Christmas present for kids like two years
old of like five years old. And I'm giving them away,
So if you want one, just skid. Yeah, I'm giving

(59:07):
them away. It's crazy, couldn't say, so, come up and
grab one. Did you have a good time?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Who wish you went?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
A big thank you to everyone who h you for coming,
but also Jared for helping us in the fact, Jared, you,
thank you for Wanita to.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Come out to do her rant.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Can you go to the microphone, Go to the microphone
if you're going to talk. Okay, love to hear what
you have to say. Okay, let us know here we go.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Hold on that squalls is a word.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
No, it's not. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It's right up there with fenceton.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, you used that in an rant the other day
and I was like, no, that is.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Not, that is not.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Thank you, Wannita, thank you, Tony.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Than you, thank you, Secretary Breee agree help us.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
With setup stickers and if you ever get a sticker,
hell to you. That's our girl.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yeah, and thanks to the Street Team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
If we didn't where the Street Team waiting waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
You guys are awesome. And Jared came in on his
day off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
And the funny thing is most of this equipment belongs
to Jared because this stuff we had we bought at
Hobby Lobby and it doesn't work very well. So thank
you Jared. We appreciate it, but most of all, we
appreciate you. Thanks for coming in for the Live Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Goodbye,