August 13, 2025 • 18 mins
We get some tips for the Fair, what we miss about summer as kids, and Juanita is ranting about lying for clout.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now time for the August thirteenth, twenty twenty five
issue of the Minnesota Goodbye. It's around this time every
week we hear from her friend Juanita. So here comes
Juanita and her weekly rent. Are you ready, hey, y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, So this week's rants about people who lie to
try to get clout. So I think it was Monday.
I was listening to Fallon and Cot and Fallon had
called out this lady who supposedly is a babysitter for
high end people, but she had Fallon's name on her
listen and lied to people that told them that she
babysitted Fallon's daughter. And everybody knows that the only people
(00:35):
that babysits Fallon's daughter watches her daughter is her family.
But Fallon actually called the lady, and the lady tried
to tell her, oh, well, you need to know who's
watching your kid, because I've watched your daughter before. And
Falon's like, you're a fucking liar. So then I called
the radio station. I'm like, was that for real? And
she goes, yeah, this lady's going around lying saying that
she watched my daughter. And I told Falan, I said, look,
(00:57):
I will personally come down there, give me the bitch's address,
I will go and I will whoop her ass for you.
And so she said she was gonna take me up
on it. So Jenny, make sure you get fount of
my phone number. But this got me and my coworkers
to talking, and we were talking about people who we
know do the same shit. It's like we knew this
girl who said that she was a sheep. She wanted
people to come to her because she does bread hair,
(01:18):
but she lied and said that she break the hair
of all the NBA players. Bitch, if you was breaking
the hair of all the NBA pairs, why the hell
is you working.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Here with us?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Some lady she was saying that she was a She
was trying to get her catering business going, but to
do that, she was telling lying and saying that she
used to do personal catering to the famous stars and
stuff like that, like Denzel Washington and Charlie's staring. Bitch,
you ain't never cooked Denzel Washington shit. He wouldn't eat
nothing that you fucking cooked. If you want to be
(01:47):
if you want to start a business, to do something,
do it on your own cloud. Don't lie to people
and made people think one thing when you know that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That that's not true.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's like with this lady lying and saying that she
babysits for hiring people. Now that you got called out,
who the fuck is gonna trust you to watch your
goddamn kid now? Goddamn it, that shit pisces me the
fuck off. Well that's my riper this week. I love
you guys, bye, love.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You back, Probably see you at the fair on Anita.
There have been there's one guy thirty years ago, and
I am never gonna say his name, but he was
a local kind of a club DJ and kind of
was trying to get into radio and always had something
kind of like a serial entrepreneur. And he worked at like,
(02:32):
you know, little bars like Alligators, which was a bar
up at bass Lake Road in four ninety four. And
he worked at this club and he did this, and
he lied a couple of times and told people that
he worked on KTWB. And this is back in the
early to mid ish nineties. And if I told you
more about him, you'd be like, oh, I think I
(02:53):
know who that guy is because he was a local
somebody character.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Not a celebrity. But he was a local character and
he basically our general manager heard that he was going
around lying to people and saying that he worked on KTWB,
and they had to call him in and say, you
can't do that or we're gonna, you know, take legal
action against you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah. So I got like a seasoned assist essentially.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah. And he wasn't like an evil person. He was
just one of those people who scammed thought if he
lied it would make him successful.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm pretty sure that all these years later, and this
guy's probably in his fifties now, still is scamming and
lying because I don't think that he ever really wanted
to do the work. Yeah, he wanted to be ambitious
in the shady way.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sure, So yeah, I get that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean I've never lied for cloud, except for like
in eighth grade when I lied and said I had
a boyfriend that was in ninth grade.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Did you do that really?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, that's just because I wanted people to think I
had a boyfriend because everyone had a boyfriend and I
did not have a boyfriend, and so I lied and
said I did. But it was you know, you know
when people say, like, ye know, I have a girlfriend.
She lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her. It was essentially, Yeah,
I have a boyfriend. He goes to Blaine High School,
and so you wouldn't know him because he goes to Blaine. Like, no,
he doesn't, he doesn't go anywhere, Bailey, idiot. But it
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was for a kid, kid, it's not the same.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
When I was in the fourth grade, I don't know
why I got this. I was a weird kid. It's
worked out, but I was a weird.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Kid, just a kid, or you know, yeah, grow up.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And I told everybody in my fourth grade class that
over Christmas vacation, I was going to Italy. Yes, And
I would point it out on the globe. I'd be like, oh,
look there it is. It looks like a boot kick
in a rock. Oh you're going to Italy. Wow, that's cool.
I didn't have a backup, a plan for like pictures
or stories or anything. So I came God, I came back.
(04:50):
I remember all of my friends in the class were
waiting outside of the school bus at school for me
to get off to tell him all about Italy. And
I didn't have any stories of Italy. I think I said,
I think I said, I saw the queen, the queen,
the queen. I don't even know if Italy had a queen,
And so I remember they all went. They all were
(05:10):
kind of like, oh, Like, they didn't say you're a liar.
They all were just kind of like forgiving because I
was their friend. Yeah, but I felt about an inch high.
And I remember sitting in class and one of the
kids said, why does something like I looked sad. The
teacher said, why does David look sad? Well, because he
(05:31):
lied about going to Italy and he said he met
the queen, and the whole class laugh oh no, and
the teacher looked at me like stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, clout Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I said kind of the same thing. When I was
in middle school and we went to Disney, I told
everybody that I went to Germany for the weekend because
I was at the German Pavilion. Oh no, and that's
where we had lunch. And I was like, yeah, we
went to Germany for lunch. Granted it was not necessarily
a lie. I did go to the Germany Pavilion at
Epcot and I ate a German lunch. I did not
(06:03):
clarify that, so I was like, yeah, I went, what
grade were you in sixth grade, fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I see, that's the age where you want clout or attention,
so you'll lie about that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I don't know. I'm sure I lied, but I really
don't remember anything. I'm sure I lied all the time.
I know I did. I was an imaginative kid. I
remember my friend's mom, Dina mikel John's mom was like,
you should be an actress because I was just like
dramatic about things and very creative and stuff. So I'm
sure I lied all the fucking time. I just can't
(06:34):
think of something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Remember them, right? Yeah, next email, here we go, Hello,
Dave and Crue. With the State Fair coming up, I've
been thinking about one of my favorite heckson wanted to
share it with you guys. I grew up showing dairy
cows at the fair, and one of my least favorite
parts was when the barns were closed and the fair
goers would be disappointed they couldn't see the animals. My
tip is go to the barns in the morning. Most
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days the animals were released to go home in the afternoon,
so they closed the barn so farmers can load at
the animals with less foot traffic. Most animals are not
there the entire fair due to various competitions happening. I
guess that makes sense, because why would you keep Bessie
at the fair the entire ten days when she's only
there for the competition. I never thought about that one.
I'd be curious to know what other tips and tricks
(07:16):
your listeners have. I have more, since I literally lived
in the barnes for twelve days for several years during
my youth, But I'll leave it at this one for now.
Thanks Brittany. Happy belated birthday, vunt. My birthday is coming
up on the seventeenth. I've been celebrating all month long.
I'm going to tell you this one. I was at
the Carver County Fair over the weekend, and the farm
girls and farm boys too stand out in such a
(07:40):
positive way from everybody else who is there. So you
get a fifteen year old farm girl that's showing her
sheep or her goats, she's just looks and I don't
mean this to come off wrong, more rugged or outdoorsy.
They're still beautiful, but they'll have their hair braided like
it is so it's not hanging in their face when
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they're milking their goat and they'll have like a like
like leave eyes on.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Like fancy jeans.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
D well, I wouldn't even say fancy. But you could
spot the girls that came from you know, like Victoria,
and you can spot the girls that came in from
chan Hassen because they're they're dressed like, you know, like well,
a little pair of shorts and are tube tops back no, well.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Crop tops okay, but yes they are very much.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So that would be the girls from chan Hassen Victoria.
But the farm girls they're wearing boots and wranglers and
they've got like you know belt sometimes a belt. Yeah. Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I do think they definitely stick out. Like all of
the youths that are like you know, the f FA
youths are the ones who are actually like showing animals
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
They definitely stick out.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But I think they're comforting and I like watching them
Like this sounds so creepy, but like when they're sleeping
in the barn, like in between showing their animal and
they've got their cowboy hat over their head and I'm like, oh,
look at them working so hard. It does sound weird
to be like seeing those kids sleeping.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't think I'm sleeping. But I do walk by
and there's a couple of lawn camping chairs that are
in a little stall. Yeah, and they're all in there,
playing on their phones waiting for their showing or whatever,
between brushing their calf. So, if you have any State
Fair hacks, I don't think I have any.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
My mom actually texted me one yesterday and she said,
at the studio or at the katiew b booth, we
should have like those wet wipes so that if we
end up getting brought food at any time, because we
will get brought food or bring food in, we can
wipe our hands. And especially for like sharing, we can
wipe our hands because we can't walk all the way
to the bathroom wash our head.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's kind of a good idea. Yeah, we'll try to
bring those, you remember. The only thing I can think
of is Machinery Hill is not nearly as crowded as
like the main part of the fair, like by the agriculture,
not the agriculture, but by the Haunted House. Yeah, all
the way down to the cow barn. That street is ridiculous.
But if you go up on Machinery Hill there's honestly,
(09:55):
there's not as much up there. That's massives.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
They're up there.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Which dogs are there?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, the dogs are up there, And that one's great.
The Eco building is really cool and you can learn
stuff in the Eco building, which is nice. And then
there's that like tractor made ice cream. And there's a
lemonade stand that has orange aid and I think it's
the only place in the fair that has orange aid
and orange eid is delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, I didn't know that one. Hey there's a good theme.
You got a State Fair hack, then send it to
us Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com and thank you, Brittany,
Happy birthday, Happy big day. All right. Here comes one
from Kristin, who is a big supporter of the Minnesota Goodbye,
she says, random question Kristin here, Unfortunately summer is working
(10:39):
its way out, boo, is there something you miss about
this summers when you were younger? For me, my family
used to go to the cabin for a week, fish, swim,
mini golf. It was great. But it's not a thing anymore.
So that's kind of sad that in the fact that
summer used to feel like it would last forever. Now
it feels like two weeks. Love you guys, glad the
whole crew is back together. I don't know that I have.
(11:01):
When I was in Sturgis, I missed not summers of
my youth, but the summers when Allison and Carson and
Beth were little, because we would go to the Black
Hills and we would stop at this place in this place,
and we'd stop at Wall Drug. And they still have
the benches with the saloon girls sitting on the bench
at wal Drug and the cowboy and the prospectors sitting
(11:22):
on them, and we've got pictures of them and they're
still there the benches, and so it just kind of
made me a little bit sad. And I miss taking
my kids and the thrill they would get playing the
license game, going to get ice cream at Wall Drug,
Bear Country, USA. So I miss those summers.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Do you think now that Allison's going to have a
third child to give them some relief, maybe even start
taking Ava and Evelyn on trips would helpn would like
the baby because then that could be your new.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Little you know, would love love to and they're a
little bit too young to do that now, but in
another four or five year absolutely want to take those
kids out to Wall Drug and take them to Bear Country,
USA and Reptile World and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, oh, I never really we didn't do much over
the summer. I go to I still go to Ohio
every summer to visit my grandma. But when we were kids,
we used to go for like two weeks and that
was always like really fun. And sometimes my mom would
go on like a work trip for something and so
then me and my sister would just be in Ohio
by ourselves, and that was always fun. But at the time,
(12:30):
like we didn't think it was fun because my grandparents
would make us like work all the time. But like
looking back on it, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, it was kind of fun. Yeah, I get.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but we didn't really. I mean most of my youth,
we me and my sister just kind of like read
books and sat and played on the internet.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I look back at it, and I hated it at
the time, but now I look back at it fondly.
Is my mom works a landscaping job. She was always
like gone probably before we would get up in the
morning and we would wake up to a chour list
on the table, like all the things that we have
to do every single day before we could like go
out and play whatever, so that I look back at
fondly now. But also my uncle works at a radio
(13:08):
station still does in my hometown, and so he always
got us free tickets to Noah's Ark. So we would
go to the Dells like a few times a summer
just for like the day to go to Noasark quite often,
and I just I loved it. I've always been a fish.
I grew up in a pool, so I just like
love doing water things. Not really like stuff as much.
I like being on like water slides.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Get that. Yeah, how far was fond to Lack from Wisconsin?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
El's I like an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh not bad?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, okay, cool, next one, Hello, guys, totally different subject.
I am pretty proud of myself because I finally am
going to the doctor for my anxiety. I've been putting
it off forever. But my anxiety is causing things like
my husband is working out. My anxiety is causing things
like my husband is working out of town. Okay. I
put air mattresses for my kids to sleep in my
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room because what if there's a fire and we're in
three separate rooms, how would I get all four kids.
Of all four kids out by myself without my husband.
I called made the appointment after I couldn't walk across
the mall. I stopped halfway through and left because all
the people I didn't know were causing me so much anxiety.
So many other instances too where I couldn't complete it
(14:16):
because I was so anxious. Jenny, have you ever found
your meds make you numb? I'm scared to not feel
all levels of happiness. I just want to be able
to function without constant fear.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yes, something is definitely off in your brain chemistry. I
can tell because I have been there before where I
couldn't function and do like normal daily things like walking
in the mall. So something's definitely off. But I never
I've never felt that numb feeling that they warn you
about when you go on mental health drugs. And I've
(14:48):
heard that like, your lows aren't as low, so that's great,
but your highs aren't as high. I still feel the highs.
I feel the lows still. But my anxiety when it
comes to like certain situations that used to stress me
out or make me sick to my stomach, is mostly
non existent now. And so and you having that fear
of like your kids making them sleep in your room.
(15:09):
That is such an anxious brain right there, and I
promise you that they're most likely is something out there
that's going to help your brain chemistry get back on
track and you're not going to be thinking like those
crazy thoughts all the time, because that's what anxiety does.
It puts your brain in this fight or flight constantly,
and it's exhausting, Like it's literally physically exhausting because then
you can't sleep, and then you're tired because you can't sleep,
(15:30):
but you can't physically sleep because you're stressed out and
you're anxious. So it's this constant, repetitive thing. So I
really I think that, yes, going on medication sounds like
it would be very helpful for you. I am all
about talk therapy as well, but talk therapy only got
me so far, and then I eventually had to get
on medication for my own sake.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, good to know. She goes on to say, this
is my first time dealing with anxiety. My ten month
old pediatrician told me it's normal for moms to get
more anxious with every kid they have. She's baby number four.
In goodness, I feel anxious almost constantly. I have two boys,
two girls, an amazing husband, I am a stay at
home mom, and we have a wonderful home. I think
that's I think that's I think my life is too
(16:12):
good to be true. So I'm constantly waiting for the
other shoe to drop. I can get that she got
four healthy kids, a great husband, a beautiful home. So
it's like, do I deserve this? Is this going to
go south all of a sudden. It's kind of like
when we were on our camping trip to Sturgis, everything
went so well. I kept waiting for a flat tire
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or the trailer to come loose from the RV because
everything went so well. So kind of the same thing
on a much smaller scale. Sorry, it's so long. I
appreciate you guys and the humor you bring so much.
That is from Hannah. Thank you Hannah. Checking our time here?
Maybe you got time for one more? Let me see, Okay,
(16:56):
here we go. Hello. I'm listening and writing in because
you said you didn't have enough emails and we may
not get an episode. May not get an episode. I
need something to listen to that isn't the normal ten
to one show. Oh, so she doesn't want to listen
to Seacrest. I see this is Jess. I got my
staff writer sticker, and that poor sticker experienced quite the
travels when I got it, which I'm amazed it came.
(17:17):
The envelope was ripped in multiple places and the end
was completely missing and it was inside three I'm so sorry,
bags from the USPS, one of those plastic bags. In
other news, I have now learned that when I listened
to the podcast, I need to have my phone face
down because my fancy iPhone always has the screen on.
And whoever walks by the desk and see the episode
(17:38):
title like big Booby picture, that makes an awkward desk conversation.
What are you gonna call this podcast episode? Bailey comes
up with the titles every day.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I don't know yet, but I wrote down Ali Gators
because you said it earlier and I thought that was funny.
But I'm not sure yet. Hopefully one of you says
something funny Penis. I'm not gonna call it Penis the
Funny though, it Penn fifteen instead.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
But we have we haven't talked about Penis yet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well we just did.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We just did Penis instead of being pen.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Fifteen, yeah, pen fifteen, right there. It is all right great.
Thank you for the inspiration, Jess. We appreciate it. That
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And now time for the August thirteenth, twenty twenty five
issue of the Minnesota Goodbye. It's around this time every
week we hear from her friend Juanita. So here comes
Juanita and her weekly rent. Are you ready, hey, y'all?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, So this week's rants about people who lie to
try to get clout. So I think it was Monday.
I was listening to Fallon and Cot and Fallon had
called out this lady who supposedly is a babysitter for
high end people, but she had Fallon's name on her
listen and lied to people that told them that she
babysitted Fallon's daughter. And everybody knows that the only people
(00:35):
that babysits Fallon's daughter watches her daughter is her family.
But Fallon actually called the lady, and the lady tried
to tell her, oh, well, you need to know who's
watching your kid, because I've watched your daughter before. And
Falon's like, you're a fucking liar. So then I called
the radio station. I'm like, was that for real? And
she goes, yeah, this lady's going around lying saying that
she watched my daughter. And I told Falan, I said, look,
(00:57):
I will personally come down there, give me the bitch's address,
I will go and I will whoop her ass for you.
And so she said she was gonna take me up
on it. So Jenny, make sure you get fount of
my phone number. But this got me and my coworkers
to talking, and we were talking about people who we
know do the same shit. It's like we knew this
girl who said that she was a sheep. She wanted
people to come to her because she does bread hair,
(01:18):
but she lied and said that she break the hair
of all the NBA players. Bitch, if you was breaking
the hair of all the NBA pairs, why the hell
is you working.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Here with us?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Some lady she was saying that she was a She
was trying to get her catering business going, but to
do that, she was telling lying and saying that she
used to do personal catering to the famous stars and
stuff like that, like Denzel Washington and Charlie's staring. Bitch,
you ain't never cooked Denzel Washington shit. He wouldn't eat
nothing that you fucking cooked. If you want to be
(01:47):
if you want to start a business, to do something,
do it on your own cloud. Don't lie to people
and made people think one thing when you know that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That that's not true.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's like with this lady lying and saying that she
babysits for hiring people. Now that you got called out,
who the fuck is gonna trust you to watch your
goddamn kid now? Goddamn it, that shit pisces me the
fuck off. Well that's my riper this week. I love
you guys, bye, love.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You back, Probably see you at the fair on Anita.
There have been there's one guy thirty years ago, and
I am never gonna say his name, but he was
a local kind of a club DJ and kind of
was trying to get into radio and always had something
kind of like a serial entrepreneur. And he worked at like,
(02:32):
you know, little bars like Alligators, which was a bar
up at bass Lake Road in four ninety four. And
he worked at this club and he did this, and
he lied a couple of times and told people that
he worked on KTWB. And this is back in the
early to mid ish nineties. And if I told you
more about him, you'd be like, oh, I think I
(02:53):
know who that guy is because he was a local
somebody character.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Not a celebrity. But he was a local character and
he basically our general manager heard that he was going
around lying to people and saying that he worked on KTWB,
and they had to call him in and say, you
can't do that or we're gonna, you know, take legal
action against you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah. So I got like a seasoned assist essentially.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah. And he wasn't like an evil person. He was
just one of those people who scammed thought if he
lied it would make him successful.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm pretty sure that all these years later, and this
guy's probably in his fifties now, still is scamming and
lying because I don't think that he ever really wanted
to do the work. Yeah, he wanted to be ambitious
in the shady way.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sure, So yeah, I get that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean I've never lied for cloud, except for like
in eighth grade when I lied and said I had
a boyfriend that was in ninth grade.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Did you do that really?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, that's just because I wanted people to think I
had a boyfriend because everyone had a boyfriend and I
did not have a boyfriend, and so I lied and
said I did. But it was you know, you know
when people say, like, ye know, I have a girlfriend.
She lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her. It was essentially, Yeah,
I have a boyfriend. He goes to Blaine High School,
and so you wouldn't know him because he goes to Blaine. Like, no,
he doesn't, he doesn't go anywhere, Bailey, idiot. But it
(04:14):
was for a kid, kid, it's not the same.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
When I was in the fourth grade, I don't know
why I got this. I was a weird kid. It's
worked out, but I was a weird.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Kid, just a kid, or you know, yeah, grow up.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And I told everybody in my fourth grade class that
over Christmas vacation, I was going to Italy. Yes, And
I would point it out on the globe. I'd be like, oh,
look there it is. It looks like a boot kick
in a rock. Oh you're going to Italy. Wow, that's cool.
I didn't have a backup, a plan for like pictures
or stories or anything. So I came God, I came back.
(04:50):
I remember all of my friends in the class were
waiting outside of the school bus at school for me
to get off to tell him all about Italy. And
I didn't have any stories of Italy. I think I said,
I think I said, I saw the queen, the queen,
the queen. I don't even know if Italy had a queen,
And so I remember they all went. They all were
(05:10):
kind of like, oh, Like, they didn't say you're a liar.
They all were just kind of like forgiving because I
was their friend. Yeah, but I felt about an inch high.
And I remember sitting in class and one of the
kids said, why does something like I looked sad. The
teacher said, why does David look sad? Well, because he
(05:31):
lied about going to Italy and he said he met
the queen, and the whole class laugh oh no, and
the teacher looked at me like stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, clout Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I said kind of the same thing. When I was
in middle school and we went to Disney, I told
everybody that I went to Germany for the weekend because
I was at the German Pavilion. Oh no, and that's
where we had lunch. And I was like, yeah, we
went to Germany for lunch. Granted it was not necessarily
a lie. I did go to the Germany Pavilion at
Epcot and I ate a German lunch. I did not
(06:03):
clarify that, so I was like, yeah, I went, what
grade were you in sixth grade, fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I see, that's the age where you want clout or attention,
so you'll lie about that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I don't know. I'm sure I lied, but I really
don't remember anything. I'm sure I lied all the time.
I know I did. I was an imaginative kid. I
remember my friend's mom, Dina mikel John's mom was like,
you should be an actress because I was just like
dramatic about things and very creative and stuff. So I'm
sure I lied all the fucking time. I just can't
(06:34):
think of something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Remember them, right? Yeah, next email, here we go, Hello,
Dave and Crue. With the State Fair coming up, I've
been thinking about one of my favorite heckson wanted to
share it with you guys. I grew up showing dairy
cows at the fair, and one of my least favorite
parts was when the barns were closed and the fair
goers would be disappointed they couldn't see the animals. My
tip is go to the barns in the morning. Most
(06:55):
days the animals were released to go home in the afternoon,
so they closed the barn so farmers can load at
the animals with less foot traffic. Most animals are not
there the entire fair due to various competitions happening. I
guess that makes sense, because why would you keep Bessie
at the fair the entire ten days when she's only
there for the competition. I never thought about that one.
I'd be curious to know what other tips and tricks
(07:16):
your listeners have. I have more, since I literally lived
in the barnes for twelve days for several years during
my youth, But I'll leave it at this one for now.
Thanks Brittany. Happy belated birthday, vunt. My birthday is coming
up on the seventeenth. I've been celebrating all month long.
I'm going to tell you this one. I was at
the Carver County Fair over the weekend, and the farm
girls and farm boys too stand out in such a
(07:40):
positive way from everybody else who is there. So you
get a fifteen year old farm girl that's showing her
sheep or her goats, she's just looks and I don't
mean this to come off wrong, more rugged or outdoorsy.
They're still beautiful, but they'll have their hair braided like
it is so it's not hanging in their face when
(08:00):
they're milking their goat and they'll have like a like
like leave eyes on.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Like fancy jeans.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
D well, I wouldn't even say fancy. But you could
spot the girls that came from you know, like Victoria,
and you can spot the girls that came in from
chan Hassen because they're they're dressed like, you know, like well,
a little pair of shorts and are tube tops back no, well.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Crop tops okay, but yes they are very much.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So that would be the girls from chan Hassen Victoria.
But the farm girls they're wearing boots and wranglers and
they've got like you know belt sometimes a belt. Yeah. Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I do think they definitely stick out. Like all of
the youths that are like you know, the f FA
youths are the ones who are actually like showing animals
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
They definitely stick out.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But I think they're comforting and I like watching them
Like this sounds so creepy, but like when they're sleeping
in the barn, like in between showing their animal and
they've got their cowboy hat over their head and I'm like, oh,
look at them working so hard. It does sound weird
to be like seeing those kids sleeping.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't think I'm sleeping. But I do walk by
and there's a couple of lawn camping chairs that are
in a little stall. Yeah, and they're all in there,
playing on their phones waiting for their showing or whatever,
between brushing their calf. So, if you have any State
Fair hacks, I don't think I have any.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
My mom actually texted me one yesterday and she said,
at the studio or at the katiew b booth, we
should have like those wet wipes so that if we
end up getting brought food at any time, because we
will get brought food or bring food in, we can
wipe our hands. And especially for like sharing, we can
wipe our hands because we can't walk all the way
to the bathroom wash our head.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's kind of a good idea. Yeah, we'll try to
bring those, you remember. The only thing I can think
of is Machinery Hill is not nearly as crowded as
like the main part of the fair, like by the agriculture,
not the agriculture, but by the Haunted House. Yeah, all
the way down to the cow barn. That street is ridiculous.
But if you go up on Machinery Hill there's honestly,
(09:55):
there's not as much up there. That's massives.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
They're up there.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Which dogs are there?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, the dogs are up there, And that one's great.
The Eco building is really cool and you can learn
stuff in the Eco building, which is nice. And then
there's that like tractor made ice cream. And there's a
lemonade stand that has orange aid and I think it's
the only place in the fair that has orange aid
and orange eid is delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, I didn't know that one. Hey there's a good theme.
You got a State Fair hack, then send it to
us Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com and thank you, Brittany,
Happy birthday, Happy big day. All right. Here comes one
from Kristin, who is a big supporter of the Minnesota Goodbye,
she says, random question Kristin here, Unfortunately summer is working
(10:39):
its way out, boo, is there something you miss about
this summers when you were younger? For me, my family
used to go to the cabin for a week, fish, swim,
mini golf. It was great. But it's not a thing anymore.
So that's kind of sad that in the fact that
summer used to feel like it would last forever. Now
it feels like two weeks. Love you guys, glad the
whole crew is back together. I don't know that I have.
(11:01):
When I was in Sturgis, I missed not summers of
my youth, but the summers when Allison and Carson and
Beth were little, because we would go to the Black
Hills and we would stop at this place in this place,
and we'd stop at Wall Drug. And they still have
the benches with the saloon girls sitting on the bench
at wal Drug and the cowboy and the prospectors sitting
(11:22):
on them, and we've got pictures of them and they're
still there the benches, and so it just kind of
made me a little bit sad. And I miss taking
my kids and the thrill they would get playing the
license game, going to get ice cream at Wall Drug,
Bear Country, USA. So I miss those summers.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Do you think now that Allison's going to have a
third child to give them some relief, maybe even start
taking Ava and Evelyn on trips would helpn would like
the baby because then that could be your new.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Little you know, would love love to and they're a
little bit too young to do that now, but in
another four or five year absolutely want to take those
kids out to Wall Drug and take them to Bear Country,
USA and Reptile World and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, oh, I never really we didn't do much over
the summer. I go to I still go to Ohio
every summer to visit my grandma. But when we were kids,
we used to go for like two weeks and that
was always like really fun. And sometimes my mom would
go on like a work trip for something and so
then me and my sister would just be in Ohio
by ourselves, and that was always fun. But at the time,
(12:30):
like we didn't think it was fun because my grandparents
would make us like work all the time. But like
looking back on it, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, it was kind of fun. Yeah, I get.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, but we didn't really. I mean most of my youth,
we me and my sister just kind of like read
books and sat and played on the internet.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I look back at it, and I hated it at
the time, but now I look back at it fondly.
Is my mom works a landscaping job. She was always
like gone probably before we would get up in the
morning and we would wake up to a chour list
on the table, like all the things that we have
to do every single day before we could like go
out and play whatever, so that I look back at
fondly now. But also my uncle works at a radio
(13:08):
station still does in my hometown, and so he always
got us free tickets to Noah's Ark. So we would
go to the Dells like a few times a summer
just for like the day to go to Noasark quite often,
and I just I loved it. I've always been a fish.
I grew up in a pool, so I just like
love doing water things. Not really like stuff as much.
I like being on like water slides.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Get that. Yeah, how far was fond to Lack from Wisconsin?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
El's I like an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh not bad?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, okay, cool, next one, Hello, guys, totally different subject.
I am pretty proud of myself because I finally am
going to the doctor for my anxiety. I've been putting
it off forever. But my anxiety is causing things like
my husband is working out. My anxiety is causing things
like my husband is working out of town. Okay. I
put air mattresses for my kids to sleep in my
(13:54):
room because what if there's a fire and we're in
three separate rooms, how would I get all four kids.
Of all four kids out by myself without my husband.
I called made the appointment after I couldn't walk across
the mall. I stopped halfway through and left because all
the people I didn't know were causing me so much anxiety.
So many other instances too where I couldn't complete it
(14:16):
because I was so anxious. Jenny, have you ever found
your meds make you numb? I'm scared to not feel
all levels of happiness. I just want to be able
to function without constant fear.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yes, something is definitely off in your brain chemistry. I
can tell because I have been there before where I
couldn't function and do like normal daily things like walking
in the mall. So something's definitely off. But I never
I've never felt that numb feeling that they warn you
about when you go on mental health drugs. And I've
(14:48):
heard that like, your lows aren't as low, so that's great,
but your highs aren't as high. I still feel the highs.
I feel the lows still. But my anxiety when it
comes to like certain situations that used to stress me
out or make me sick to my stomach, is mostly
non existent now. And so and you having that fear
of like your kids making them sleep in your room.
(15:09):
That is such an anxious brain right there, and I
promise you that they're most likely is something out there
that's going to help your brain chemistry get back on
track and you're not going to be thinking like those
crazy thoughts all the time, because that's what anxiety does.
It puts your brain in this fight or flight constantly,
and it's exhausting, Like it's literally physically exhausting because then
you can't sleep, and then you're tired because you can't sleep,
(15:30):
but you can't physically sleep because you're stressed out and
you're anxious. So it's this constant, repetitive thing. So I
really I think that, yes, going on medication sounds like
it would be very helpful for you. I am all
about talk therapy as well, but talk therapy only got
me so far, and then I eventually had to get
on medication for my own sake.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, good to know. She goes on to say, this
is my first time dealing with anxiety. My ten month
old pediatrician told me it's normal for moms to get
more anxious with every kid they have. She's baby number four.
In goodness, I feel anxious almost constantly. I have two boys,
two girls, an amazing husband, I am a stay at
home mom, and we have a wonderful home. I think
that's I think that's I think my life is too
(16:12):
good to be true. So I'm constantly waiting for the
other shoe to drop. I can get that she got
four healthy kids, a great husband, a beautiful home. So
it's like, do I deserve this? Is this going to
go south all of a sudden. It's kind of like
when we were on our camping trip to Sturgis, everything
went so well. I kept waiting for a flat tire
(16:36):
or the trailer to come loose from the RV because
everything went so well. So kind of the same thing
on a much smaller scale. Sorry, it's so long. I
appreciate you guys and the humor you bring so much.
That is from Hannah. Thank you Hannah. Checking our time here?
Maybe you got time for one more? Let me see, Okay,
(16:56):
here we go. Hello. I'm listening and writing in because
you said you didn't have enough emails and we may
not get an episode. May not get an episode. I
need something to listen to that isn't the normal ten
to one show. Oh, so she doesn't want to listen
to Seacrest. I see this is Jess. I got my
staff writer sticker, and that poor sticker experienced quite the
travels when I got it, which I'm amazed it came.
(17:17):
The envelope was ripped in multiple places and the end
was completely missing and it was inside three I'm so sorry,
bags from the USPS, one of those plastic bags. In
other news, I have now learned that when I listened
to the podcast, I need to have my phone face
down because my fancy iPhone always has the screen on.
And whoever walks by the desk and see the episode
(17:38):
title like big Booby picture, that makes an awkward desk conversation.
What are you gonna call this podcast episode? Bailey comes
up with the titles every day.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I don't know yet, but I wrote down Ali Gators
because you said it earlier and I thought that was funny.
But I'm not sure yet. Hopefully one of you says
something funny Penis. I'm not gonna call it Penis the
Funny though, it Penn fifteen instead.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
But we have we haven't talked about Penis yet.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well we just did.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We just did Penis instead of being pen.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Fifteen, yeah, pen fifteen, right there. It is all right great.
Thank you for the inspiration, Jess. We appreciate it. That
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