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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go Minnesota, goodbye. One of the
stars of the Live podcast on Saturday was your friend
and mine Wan need uh And here we go with
another one. Need to rap rap? Yeah, that's what I
want to hear. I want to hear a rap instead,
we have a rant in here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I I just want to let you guys know that
you all have got to do them live Minnesota goodbye again.
That was so much fun. I really enjoyed myself and
I met a whole bunch of cool people. And Jenny,
please tell Tony I'm disappointed that I did not get
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a picture with him. I really enjoyed meeting him and
I really did want to get a picture with him.
And no disrespect to his husband, but Tony is fucking hot.
So here is my rant for this week. What the
fuck is wrong with these kids today? Now you all
know that it's snow like shit last night, I dropped
my son off at school this morning. Now I'm sitting
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there and I'm looking at my son. Now, Like I said,
I told you all before that my son is sixteen
and he's almost sixty four. But when he gets out
the truck, now it looks like he's walked the way
that he's walking, it looks like it like he's trying
to kiss each knee because I'm looking at him and
he's got on burking stocks. Now he's got on a
Nike tech suit, burking stocks and a north faced vest.
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Is twenty four degrees outside, so it's fucking cold, but
it looks like that he's trying to kiss each knee
because he doesn't want his fucking feet to get wet,
because he's got on burking sotocks. Why the fuck do
you are you wearing burkingstocks and you know that it's
like three to four inches of snow on a goddamn ground.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Good question.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But now here's the part where I look like a
fucking creeper, because now instead of me just taking my
ass on the work, I'm sitting here and I'm watching
each kid as they're walking into school. Now I count
at least nineteen fucking kids. All nineteen kids. I count it.
I see burking Stocks, crocs, yeezis, and slides, and each
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one of these goddamn kids they're walking as if they're
trying to kiss their fucking knees because they don't want
their feet to get wet. Well, they wouldn't get wet
if you would just wear some fucking shoes that covered
up your goddamn feet. But the point is is that
they wouldn't. It's really I can't really blame the kids.
I blame the fucking parents, because who's buying these goddamn shoes.
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We are get some goddamn shoes that cover up your
fucking feet. You wouldn't be walking looking like idiots walking
into school if you just had on some fucking shoes
that covered up you got damn feet. Got these fucking
kids kissed me the fuck off?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well that's my rap, oh Wanita. First of all, yes,
we loved you at the Minnesota Goodbye and we had
such a good time. I don't have experience with high
school kids anymore, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Can I add to that? That pisses me the fuck off, Juanita,
is when the kids not only have poor shoes, but
they don't wear a coat because they don't want to
look stupid. But like what I think when I see
high school kids without coats on, and it's literally like
over half of them who are not wearing coats, they'll
wear like a hoodie and they'll put the hood up
and put their hands in their pockets because clearly they're cold,
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but they don't want to look stupid wearing a coat.
And they'll be like, yah, oh, the cold really doesn't
bother me, doesn't It doesn't. It may see because you
look really cold right now.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You don't look cool.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You look cold, you idiot.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Put on a coat anyway. WHOA, I'm sorry, piss up.
Put that cot.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Give your kid a freaking coat.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Can I ask you a question speaking of the youth. Yeah,
so Carson, who is twenty four, we're saying, what do
you want for Christmas? He sent me a picture of
the oddest thing. It is a white tote bag and
it's exactly what you're thinking thinking about. If you go
to a bookstore and you buy one of their tote
bags that's made out of canvas or something. The two
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handles on it looks like a shopping bag. That's what
he wants for some of his traveling. And Susan and
I looked at it. We said, that is so girly,
but maybe it is a trend among the youth. Does
anybody know anything about this?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I don't. I feel like, can you pull up the
picture on your phone or.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, yeah, no, because Susan showed it to me on
her phone. Oh okay, and I said, that is so weird.
And then he also wanted a giant, like half gallon
water bottle, not a Stanley, but like a three ninety
nine water bottle with the handle that kind of resembles
a milk jug with lines on it to tell you
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how much water is in it. And I'm like, is
that trendy? Also, yeah, I guess maybe the Stanley is out.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Well, there's so many other things coming to the market,
like a Wala's are the new thing. I think with
the kids. Stanley's are still huge, but a wala is
like the new thing. But the jug thing that was
like five years ago. I feel like people started doing
the where you had the lions and you try to
make okay, sure that you drank all of that.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Didn't You used to have one?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I might have. I know Steve had one.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Okay, maybe it was Steve, but I swear somebody had
one in the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I just couldn't figure out the white tote bag because
it was like such a It's like a nine to
ninety nine item, maybe weird. It's like, okay, that's what
you want all right? Nixt one Page writes in page
has some questions regarding Christmas Wish Thank you Page number one.
Did there used to be a larger team than handled
more of Christmas wish? Davis mentioned that he's calling families
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in the evening. Is that something that used to be
covered by other people? Yeah, kind of? But then about
because I want Christmas wish to go honestly the way
that I wanted to go. And that might sound like
selfish and controlling, but I wanted to go the way
I wanted to go because I kind of have a
vision for how I wanted to work. And so sometimes
without calling people, it would be like something was sketchy,
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like you could just tell, like by talking to somebody
that it just sounded sketchy. And so after a couple
of incidentss years ago of sketchy ish sounding Christmas wishes
or we would do a Christmas wish and unfortunately somebody
would call and say that family has been scamming people
with that wish for three years. Their son fell off
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a bicycle. Oh yes, he was hurt really badly three
years ago and they're still So I started calling the
wishes myself because I have a responsibility to make sure
that your money gets spent wisely and not on somebody
who's like scamming the system. So we didn't used to
call I don't think next one. This year, it seems
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like there's more responsibility from you four on coordinating and
managing the wishes. Is that something that's always happened but
just in the background, I would say it is more
on us now. We don't do the shopping. That is
about the only thing that we don't do, right.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Would you say, yep, that's the only thing we do.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Everything else, Yeah, Jenny does so much stuff for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And like it is a lot of I mean because
people often like email or text in saying like I
have a bunch of toys that I really want to donate.
But there's only so many people who are coordinating, not
just like reading the wishes, but like filtering through wishes.
And then you have to take the information like synthesize that,
send it to Dave. Dave makes the calls, We figure
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out if those are the people, then email them, get
their letter, like full letter what they want, put that
in a list. It's like so much like moving information
around and like yeah, synthesizing all this information, and it
just is it's like too much work to just like
add on also coordinating picking up toys.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Wait, I have a pri.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Director, is what it comes down to. And our promotions
director did all of that. So now I have taken
on and pretty much every other aspect of Christmas Wish,
and Dave calls them and then Bailey helps coordinate stuff
with presents. But we used to have one singular person
who basically his only job was Christmas Wish. Instead now
it's us, so imagine how fun that's been for us.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But yeah, you know what, I really enjoy calling people.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
At night.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I get a little a little thing of green tea
and I sit in my office and I light a
candle for the Christmas e smell, and I call people.
And it's always fun to talk to people who are like,
oh my god, I've listened to you guys since I
was ten, and yes, and then I always say, you
know what, let's find some fun things. Because people are like, oh, yeah,
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they need you know, they need laundry, soap, and they
need groceries and gas. I'm like, well, what are they into?
Is mom into the vikings? Let's get Mama Vikings Jersey.
Is dad into grilling. Let's get Dad one of those
big green egg grills, you know what I mean. Let's
find something fun because with Christmas Wish, I want to
make it kind of fun too, not just all practical stuff.
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So next one, Dave, is Christmas Wish your baby? Or
is it an iHeartRadio thing? Will it continue when you retire? Definitely?
Not my idea. It started back when we were in
a studio over by the well by US Bank Stadium.
We used to look out the window and see the
metrodome right there. It's called Thresher Square, and it's now
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like a really nice hotel and a French restaurant, but
it's but our studio used to be on the third
floor facing east, and I remember standing in that studio
doing Christmas Wish, and at first we called it Christmas Wish,
and then somebody said, well, let's call it Holiday Wish.
So we call it Holiday Wish for a couple of years,
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and then we said, well, fuck it, it's Christmas Wish.
Nobody's going to be offended by. We have not had
one single complaint that I know of from anybody over
the years. That's like it should be called holiday wish.
Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate. It's a legitimate holiday,
and whether you're Christian or not, you still go down
to JC Penny to shop for their Christmas sales and
you have a fucking Christmas tree up. So I mean,
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maybe not everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And everybody with the tree, but that's shopping for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah. So it was not my idea. It was something
we came up with, I think when we first started.
Will it continue when you retire? I don't know. I
mean it could. It's really not up to me when
I'm not here, so I don't know. I think it
would be a little bit shitty if they kept doing it.
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But at the same time, I want to help other
people even if I'm not here. You know, if I'm
like retired and sleeping late while you fools are getting
up early, people still need help.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
So maybe just like a different version.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Nohow, I don't know. Next one one more suggestion. When
it's match days, can we know ahead of time. I
normally can't listen during the morning, but I listened to
the afternoon evening when I'm doing family management stuff, so
I'm usually missing when it's match days. When is the
next match day.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
The next one's coming up on Tuesday, So I don't
know when you're listening to this podcast, but Tuesday, December sixteenth,
So December sixteenth is our next one, and it is
matches during the morning showtime, so from six am to
ten am.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, a next one, let's find it's from Taylor and
Taylor once in a while contributes to the show by
sending in cards to start conversations from a game called Honey,
here we go. Let's start with this one. Did you
have to make your bed every day when you were
a kid? I'll start. I did not.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I did not. My mom made my bed. This is
back in the day when mom worked part time as
as a lunch lady. But she made my bed.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
No, I didn't either, have too. Yeah, and I still don't.
I do, but it takes two seconds.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So have you ever googled me? Okay, I guess that
if you're in a relationship, have you googled your new
boyfriend guy that you're seeing Jenny?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I have not. No, you don't google people.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Did you google your new boy?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And his name is very basic, so it's really hard
to find him anywhere. And I even found out what
bank he worked on, and I googled his name plus
the bank I google like. My heart is into that,
you know.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I think a lot of people do. I like that
a lot of people create their social media. I just
like to learn someone like through interactions personally, because I
feel like some people might get the wrong impression of
me from hearing something on the radio, so I don't
want to do that back to them.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
We should do a topic on the phone of one
day on the radio. What did you find out when
you googled your boyfriend or girlfriend? Can you write that down, Jenny,
Because I've never googled anybody, and I've never found out
anything bad time. I haven't really dated in the age
of Google, now that I think about it, so that's
probably why I haven't. I mean, I don't need to
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go google Susan to know. But back in the day,
I never found out anything bad about any girls that
I dated. I mean, I just I don't know if
I have a good radar. I never found out about
a criminal record or theft or bankruptcy or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Well, I'm not googling to find bad stuff like you
might end up finding bad I see Okay, can I
just google because it's fun and I just want to
see if I can find like nice pictures of you
kind of thing, or like, oh, did you do an
interview once and you were on the news and that
clip is on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I want to see that. That's why people, because it's
just quirky stuff interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Thank you, Taylor. Well, I love when you send those in.
Thank you so much. And I might have one more.
I think, honestly, that may be it. So there's your
Minnesota goodbye for the day. And I will just conclude
by saying, my snowblower didn't start last night, and I'm
really bummed because that is why you buy a snowblower.
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And I had to shovel heavy snow last night and
I need to get either a new snowblower because this
one's probably eight or nine years old.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Changed the oil first, just to see you. No, didn't you?
You went to the gas station and well, not oil,
but no, I know.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It uses the two stroke engine oil. You mix it
a ratio of fifty to one, and I guessed. I
asked chat GPT, I said, I got a gallon of gas.
I need to mix it fifty to one with oil.
How many ounces of oil do I need? And it
said two point eight. I took a three point two
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ounce bottle and I pumped it in there, so it
was closed.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You just mix them together.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You mix it in there, you shake it up. Yeah what, yeah, weird?
Yeah yeah. So if your snowblower wouldn't start, you are
not alone. That is the Minnesota Goodbye podcast for today.
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